Pizza Ad - SNL 

Wtf my mom used to say that too, wtf

I do actually miss her now she's gone though

MY MOM SAYS THIS ALL THE TIME HOLY FUCK

@@thepoetandie7619 damn...we all know we are gonna miss them one day, but they keep telling us that FFS!

“After I die you’ll have nothing. NOTHING!”

Curtis Wesbrook me too😂😂

Same 🙄🤦🏽‍♂️

Same lol

Here here

Me too ahahhaha

Oh jesus, same!! I have trouble watching this sketch because it hurts

I guess having a mom like this is a universal experience, surprising.

I heard that and lost it

What, are you a mom?

1:46 for my own memory _(when I inevitably come back to this skit and start scrolling through the comments again)_

“It doesn’t matter what I want”

Cold and starving

@@lukemckenzie0121 My own mother at her finest.

It's not passive aggressive, it's shaming and manipulating, different method.

It doesn’t matter what I want. Just give me the crust from the trash. *every mom

@Time4Truth So... Do you get mad at every pizza commercial? Like, when I see an add for 7.99 pizzas on a bus stop bench, is that pedophilia too? Also, can you explain how this relates to diddling children? I'm quite curious to see your rational.

@Time4Truth I bet you cant even look at a Pizza without thinking of pedos. I bet you can't even breathe unless that breath is cursing the Clintons. I bet you spend every second of the day plotting a Clinton Assassination, I bet you spend every second of the night posting on Alt-Right chatboards on just how much you HATE the Clintons. Am I right?

Huh, seems that Time4truth idiot deleted his comment

William Cortelyou this without context is incredibly concerning

So so accurate.

I've been thinking about it for five minutes, haha. It is the single most accurate comedy sketch I've ever seen. The cringe-inducing "sexy" talk, the guilt trip, the former ladies man and badass who now couldn't tie his own shoes without her help...I can't even really say it's "funny," but, my god, is it real. Like I said above, only thing it's missing is a 15yo boy in a Floyd shirt going "Don't you see what she's doing?? You're all really gonna fall for this again?", his siblings telling him to stop, the dad getting mad at him for upsetting her further...oh my god. I feel traumatized by this sketch haha.

She came from the same rib, apparently.

I know right !!!

How can I feel connected? It doesn’t matter how I feel...

@@advancedraymondology2914 Were you the Pink Floyd boy?

craw2072 666

@@Kimtron142 1,000 just now

"Looks like Dad's lost without Mom."

"Once she went out of town I put bleach on my cereal, I wasn't trying to kill myself I thought is was milk. I hired a prostitute to show me how the oven worked."lmfao

Actually its 1.4K

Mines too

my mom does the same thing!!!!!!!!!!! this is insane I feel so connected wait I'm so sad

Time4Truth ok boomer

Its funny how that got it on the nose about how mom's act...Time4Truth shut the hell up forever

@Time4Truth Yeah, and they're turning the frogs gay, chem trails are proof the world is flat, and windmills give you cancer. You can go back to the cave now.

Idk, they're all hard there.

My dad is a really messed guy. He would never do this! Not at a terrazano’s!

I’m a Terrazano’s girl.

IM DED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Or Domenico’s!!

Sybyss hahahah!!! So true!!!

I’m surprised they are not calling themselves non gender or gender neutral! It’s weird seeing a family with a MOM and DAD being normal anymore! 🤷‍♂️

@@seroogyw6238 okay...

Warren Rose Thanks for agreeing!! Thank you also for supporting our great POTUS!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🙏🙏✊✊ #TRUMP2020

Warren Rose it’s dangerous to feed the trolls

You got chills probably because youre a hopeless moron 💪😎

Benjamin Schwartz huh

Me too 😂

Yep. Same thing with the ‘I am your MOTHER!’ scene in hereditary. Too close to home

Trevor Wills me too this was some dark ass humor

Haha, I liked his "Honey, how's your period" line. So awkward and so funny!

💯💯💯

attlee2010 dead ass

@@frogtweezers5289 Your comment made me laugh out loud, because it made me start to question phuc ewe's comment too, LMAO!! Edit: Youuu get a like!!

phục êwê bro if real stop being a boomer if not real nice. Sarcasm bruh

I’m the thousandth like

Directed by Ang Lee.

This is such an underrated comment!😂 Love this!!!👊

That is tremendous!!!

I couldn't show my parents this because I knew they would get offended but my brother laughed because he knew it was spot on

Omg I sent it to my son, lmao.

honestly family-related skits are my favorite, especially when someone sends you one or vice versa 😂 The target parking lot and Adele thanksgiving are the first to come to mind lol.

Most people with moms like this don't usually have a dad in thier life so it makes sense. I'm living proof 😂

My Dad just sighs and starts arguing with her when she gets like this

Lmao this always happens

Wym, i didn't see him get up and leave before the skit even started...

I don’t have a dad 😂

Rkelly Dead in Prison ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-sXJySPSqsMY.html

My mom does the reverse of this. She says "let me out of the car" when we're in the middle of a busy highway.

@@sgshumblecrumb6046Yikes!

Brittany Light mine too x

If I had a nickle for every time my mom said this, I might not be drowning in student loan debt now.

My sister

Hahaha same

@@ByCatJ Yur baad 4 brainen'. i gaht monet

I guess the truth hurts 🤔

Same here.

Donnie Moretti Sadly this is simply a knock off of an episode of the Golden girls where Dorothy and her mother Sophia do a pizza commercial. Saturday night live has really sunk to the bottom

@@jamesallaire6649 Bro chill. It's just a skit.

James Allaire judging by how universal of an experience this is (literally check any of the comments) I don’t think you can say this is a knockoff, if I joke about sneezing and someone else has already done a similar thing, does it mean I copied? No it means it’s a universal experience and thus a similar joke can be made from it.

Lol 😂

So it’s not just my mom then.

Is this a white thing

Endgamer Unknown no...I’m black and I just went through this!!

Mine too...the second she doesn't get her way, someone disagrees with her, or isn't the center of attention

Right after he called him Bud, too, lol

Joy Lee ahhhh. Thank you. I missed that. You’re sharp.

I don’t think it’s an Elf reference. Buddy is 30 and the reference would be hamfisted.

@@theadhi3216 exactly lmao

Hey! :) My name is Sneaky Snakey!

So like everybody has heard this speech apparently parental guilt has no boundaries. Lol

Bruh same

That’s word for word what I have heard

You guys have some nice ass mom's lol. My mom has never apologized to me in my life

DEATHwolf632 Yeah but it’s more of a guilt trip thing for complaining about something

Nope, she met mine!

Dammit she met all of our moms!!!!

Same.

OMG, seriously. I have to call my sister.

Both of my parents really lol

I feel like ive been here

@@elizabethodonnell9791 right?! Everyone is having a good time and then OUT OF NOWHERE shit is scary and uncomfortable.

Huh. What kills me most is the lethal injection.

Mr. H Its not very serene

More like angry at the attempted manipulation. If my mother acted that way, I’d quickly lose sympathy for her.

@@BlackCover95 You don't get it, that's the whole point. If it WAS your mom, it WOULD work. People hate it when their moms act like this because it always work on you.

At the end I was thinking maybe the writer of this skit may need to see a therapist.

Okay boomer

One of the writers had a narcissistic mom and codependent dad😥

I’ve never seen a man like this ..I’ve seen nephews raised by women that work act like they can’t function without being around mommy..

Haha love it, I’m going to show her right now

She’ll get horned up for pizza?

Facts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is my mom!!! She will do this if we joke about anything

Are there those many people in the world?

@@krauser18x There are 2 billion mothers in the world (85.4 million in the U.S.). There are 4.3 babies are born each second but not every mom necessarily acts like this so mabey that is how many moms act like kate in this sketch idk?

@@Red_Devil_Stew why have u b0thered 2 research that

@@empathy2638 Look man, Just between me and you, I have no life

Interesting to see a different story. How did she manage to do it? Why did she decide to change in the first place?

@@Jack-cd2zu Well it's a long story, oh boy.. but maybe this will help someone else who’s struggling so here goes… So my mum had a super traumatic upbringing with controlling, critical, unloving parents who all-but cut her out of their lives at 18, naturally leaving her with a lot of mental health issues. I didn't learn about this until I was an adult, but it certainly explains a lot! At heart she's a wonderful person and was very caring to me growing up, but she would get triggered at the slightest thing. She was prone to severe anxiety attacks that overwhelmed anyone else's feelings, and would constantly assume that other people didn't like or respect her - even her family - picking up on any tiny hint of 'tone' in how we spoke or acted and becoming hurt and defensive. It was like dealing with two different people depending on whether or not she was in 'triggered mode', and because she was always passive-aggressive and martyr-like rather than just plain aggressive, that made me feel guilty and want to protect her, even if I was upset and frustrated myself. Because her reasoning in these times was so bizarre and her reactions could be so extreme, I sometimes wondered if she was purposefully acting like that to manipulate us (although I know now that wasn’t true). I came to resent her in some ways, but she was so good to me the rest of the time that we remained close. Why things changed: 1. My mum is a genuinely good person who doesn't want to hurt others. It was hard for her to see outside her disordered thinking at first, but when she understood the problem she really wanted to change. 2. My parents have a really, really great relationship with a lot of love and understanding. My dad was always very patient with my mum because he knew how much she'd struggled (she had much more severe issues when they were first together). But once my brother and I arrived, I think he saw that some stuff he'd learned to 'put up with' was affecting us, and especially as kids we didn’t have the resources to cope with it. How things changed: Firstly my dad knew my mum deeply and trusted she didn't intend to hurt anyone. He understood the root of her behaviour was insecurity, so he would consistently reassure her she was loved and respected. My parents committed to always 'talk things out' no matter how long it took, until everyone felt satisfied with the conclusion. Sometimes when my mum was acting irrationally my dad would talk to my brother and I separately and explain she was struggling but it wasn't our fault. I give him huge credit for managing to balance a difficult issue like that while making it clear how much he respected her. Having said that he had issues of his own, and she afforded him the same patience and respect in return. As I got older we started having ‘family meetings’ once a week where anyone was allowed to air out something that was bothering them and we all had to talk it through. The kids were treated as an equal part of this conversation and we were allowed to respectfully bring up issues with our parents. Sometimes that was uncomfortable, but it was ultimately what saved us. Slowly we started to talk through my mum’s ’issues’ in that kind of non-threatening environment. She would get upset at first because we were “ganging up on her” but we kept it really calm and reminded her we were bringing this up because we loved her and wanted a better relationship. Over time she came to accept she had a problem, and once she was outside of a situation she could look back and admit she over-reacted. We came up with lots of methods to help divert triggering situations - we had an agreement to stop a conversation if things were getting too intense and take a 5 minute breather. We got better at catching things before they blew up. We took time to break conversations down logically and give everyone a fair chance to speak. We practiced listening skills. And we always came back to the statement “we love each other and we’re not trying to hurt each other” when things were going wrong. It definitely wasn't always smooth sailing... I'm condensing 20-30 years of progress into a couple of paragraphs here. But the key factors were: love, compassion, honesty and communication.

This whole thing gave me hope I didn’t know I had for my mom, thank you

Pretty nice to hear you talk about your mom like that. I always imagine my mum was born fully grown but as you grow up you realise there just you but older lol.

At least your mom was willing to change.

Basically queen NARKS...

I never new it was so common til I saw all the comments for this skit, moms tend to be queens of guilt tripping I guess. Wow

All you have to do is prove it doesn't work. Ignore it.

💯😁

Britney Smith what’s wrong with someone loving thier spouse or needing thier better half in thier life and also sometimes it’s not cool to be sexual for the wrong reasons we all have flaws that need work but that does not mean that it’s not normal it is normal I mean what are you expecting robots 🤖

Their is no manipulation this is how everyday people are it’s what makes us fall in love with each other the understatement of each other’s feelings but somethings like being sexual in public isn’t ok especially if your doing ah commercial on PIZZA 🍕 I mean it’s not ah condom commercial or something like that

Sooo sooo true! Spot on with Codependent parents!!

Lmaoo my parents divorced, and now my dad acts like the awkward uncle who doesn’t know anything about having/raising kids

😂 Same... except that it is always about her and she would never have acknowledged us

Same

geekishgirl feel that so much

Gee I wonder why.

@john krats Some people are British, John ;) Also Australian, any former British colony, or just someone who learned ESL with British English rather than American - so a lot of people!

Jim McCracken two tos on that nose*

@Jim McCracken yep, awareness? also you got a random comma in there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Jim McCracken its a completely random comma, and its completely irrelevant to worry about writing in internet comments for attention :) not to mention you didnt even write a whole sentence to question tos. your not putting in enough effort to seek for attention. lul you need to be taught awareness and logic, missing something like an o or a period is really not that big a deal, get help not grammar. also we are typing not writing, with @s not dears ;)

@Jim McCracken well then you proved me to be correct troll, i thank thee illogicist. bye* LMAO

Dee niggas in trouble

Narcissism is an epidemic, it really is

Business Guy no? I just put that in there for tone so it didn’t sound too heavy. This video is supposed to be comedy, so I found it kind of ironic that people were relating to it in a real way. I didn’t mean to sound insensitive though, so I’m sorry if that’s how it came across

I agree. And I totally relate to this...

@Beta sounds so familiar

Right, there're a lot of damaged folk out there.

💯

Mom if you could go ahead and pop that beanie back on

She's a terrazanos girl

THIS!

It's because Bertucci's doesn't serve Dominico's. The perverts!

It’s the day after her wedding, give her a break!

Clutch reference

Me too. Toxic relationship. The narcissist broke up with me.

Oh definitely, you make a joke about her and she gets like this but making fun of anyone else is hilarious

Same. Certainly a mood.

@Yuu Tubbs no it's not passive aggression. Mother's work a lot and never get a thanks. The kids are rude, unpolite and don't care about the stuff the parents been through to make them happy . They feel underappreciated.

@@analopes312 maybe that's why... Or maybe they depend on what people say about them for their worth and their whole world comes crashing down the minute someone says something about their flaws, which they do have like everyone else. It's not healthy to rely on people's opinions to be emotionally stable and feel worthy, not healthy for the person and not healthy for everyone around.

This one got me deep.

Yuuuuup and unfortunately the dad's usually an enabler

🤣🤣🤣

Me too 😂😂😂

🤣🤣

Absolutely!

@Sewer Dragon I don't have a dog, so can I love your dog please.

Marry Goround SCOTT PILGRIM IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE!

@@BROJANGSTER wasn't expecting that, but THANKS

*exaggerates

Over exaggerates is redundant. She just exaggerates.

@@MaddieNiec Exactly.

@@MaddieNiec you can exaggerate then you can over exaggerate. Over exaggerating means you exaggerate so much it's not believable. Example. If I caught a fish that's 6inch long but I tell everyone it was10 inch long. That's exaggerating. If I told everyone it was 30 ft long that's over exaggerating. No one believes that.

@@inspectorsteve2287 either way it's exaggerating though, you don't need the over. It's just redundant and unnecessary. We know they're exaggerating both times.

Y'all are shitty kids who don't deserve their horned up moms

jr Stz mother and brother? we ain’t in Alabama

“you’ve been making fun of me all day” “Because everything you say is stupid” wow weird that she’s upset 🤨

Florence Lont lol that is my mom and now me. I’ll stop

how the fuck can you actually miss this spot's message about how true it is what the mother felt

She.... was included?? She was un-including herself but freaking out and leaving

yeah, my mom is Chinese and I agree

Mothers everywhere offended when family can't read her mind😃 FUN!

I think what he meant was that she thought her “horny dance” was funny but instead of her family laughing and letting the director say that she shouldn’t do that her family did. I still think her behavior was bizarre and reminded me in ways of my mom tho. Like just get over it.

@@idkjustchangingmyname7343 She’s just upset because mainstream society no longer sees her as sexy like it used to.

M

bruh right? my dad is like this, i’ll say that it’s kind of warm in the house and he’ll get all quiet and be like “oh so everyone hates me now”

And now she dead

did your mom ever stop? cuz mine sure didnt

most underrated line

For some reason I don't understand that line...

@@wolfshanze5980 me neither. I suppose it's something about the word play that he misunderstood what she wanted from him:-)

@@wolfshanze5980 I took it as him just listing off his failures as a husband to an amazing woman. So he basically said "she needed help, and I left to drink with the boys" Idk that's my superficial guess

toonses22 they just eatin pizza bro

There were just genuinely enjoying their meal

They go from extras in the Bertucci's ad to extras on SNL.

they’re staying in character

technically all of them kept acting when he said cut lol

I feel like I've never seen an SNL audience buy into the emotion of a line the way they bought into that one

Emo mom

Yep just why I'm a bachelor. You're damned if you do & damned if you don't. Lonely vs unhappy

BEST LINE OF THE NIGHT!

And notice the little "ok" right after that😂

This soooooooo my dad. My parents been married 35 years i just realized last year when my dad was fixing the washing machine He has mom come in and run a test load because he doesnt know how to use the washer😳😳 dug deeper and realized he HAS NEVER done a load of laundry as long as i can remember. I have his Christian mingle profile ready cause my mom is adamant he need a new wife within 6months of her passing or he not gonna make...smdh lol codependent parents...

@@ivybelle5044 😆😆😆😆

Best quote of 2019

Mazinger and Minerva *I’M YOUR MOOOOOTHERRRRRR*

I AM YOUR MOTTHHHEERRR

@@scooterboyvlogs1499 Obama is your mother. Scary

**throws food in Zac Efrons face**

So happy to see I was not the only one who remembered this 😂

Major kudos for realising this about yourself and wanting to change! We all have our issues, but I can tell you from experience your kids will appreciate you so much for acknowledging it and working on yourself . My mum acted just like this but she worked on it over time. We've had some great conversations about it and became much closer as I got to know more about her own upbringing and insecurities that led her to those habits... anyway, hope it goes well for you! Good luck!!

Major major Kudos for you acknowledging this. I’m 29 now and my brother is 31 and even to this day it has effected us so negatively. Especially our personal relationships

Mr. H 😂😂😂😂 I’m so quarantined tf right now thanks amigo I needed that laugh

All four of them called you out omg

I do it too but I would never show this to my children. They're teenaged boys.

It's legit like so accurate. Kyle is iconic.

She is a comedy genius but her career was hurt by the Ghostbusters fiasco. She needs to get back on track and do some lower budget comedies

I thought about doing that to help me practice kissing better 🤷🏻‍♂️ but herpes, y’know?

Yeah right

Funniest line IMO

this is great

One of my buddies had his family go away on a visiting-relatives vacation and per his request, leave him home alone for the first time. He was, I think, 15. Only after they left did he realize he had no idea how to cook most foods, or use the washer or dryer. He was living off of french fries and chicken nuggets and needed clean laundry badly. Then, midway during his time home alone, he got sick with a fever, accidentally shattered the old school mercury thermometer in the sink, and cleaned it up with the kitchen sponge!! When he called me I was like "You didn't wash the dishes with it?? Oh thank God...just...just stop doing things. Sit down. I'll be right there."

Jillian M yes.

Preach

I'm Sayin!

Exactly

Yes playing the exact same mom and pop, and instead of moms like Lois Wilkerson - we can have a mom like this which I hate to say it would be more relatable to many people.

stringTheory80 if you’re going to be a creep, be an intelligent creep.

THOSE MEN APPRECIATE ME

roadrailn it was a very difficult marriage. My parents finally divorced when I was in college. It was a relief for him.

It’s sad really.

No actually not. Real men can operate with out a women. Actually better without one.

Hingle McCringleberry okayyyyy

Emma lol I knew the feminazis would get triggered and flip it around on the man/father! 🤦‍♀️🤣😂 why are y’all so PREDICTABLE??

Gena Holden aww did I trigger u with my simple lighthearted comment?☹️🤪

Not just figuratively? U sure?

I just sent it to my brother mid way through hahahhaha

Sent it to my sister immediately after it ended lol

Omg SAME! 😂 her response was “lol so sensitive just like our mom”

Just copy and paste next time

Landon Puckett we all should be. And I’m now worried for my child.

If you care enough to worry, I’m sure you are a good parent and not like this

No. This are millennials commenting. They love to overreact and use the word literally.

Lol

literally didn’t realize that all parents aren’t like this till now lmfao

It's emotionally manipulative behavior. Their parents were all fucked up and old fashioned which fucked THEM up, and then you see this maladaptive shit.

Maybe cuz no matter what mom says it’s stupid and she’s had her soul beaten down for years?? 🤷🏼‍♀️ just a guess

@@chelseasyrek9792 wait, are you taking about the skit or real life?

It's because you sacrifice everything for your kids, give your hearts to them, and then they repay your wonderful kindness with cruelty. And it's thoughtless cruelty at that.

@@vanmoody you're 100% right. The passive aggressive, ruin a dinner type shit still isn't okay.

Funny, that's my mom's go to line, but she says it when there's actually something wrong and doesn't want us to worry or fuss over her. I've joked that we're going to put the phrase on her tombstone in quotes.

I think.... I think she did.

She never has to say it. She says it with her eyes

I'm so happy it wasn't. There are some reoccurring sketches that work. That is not one of them.

They would have had Cecily in that sketch.

I don't believe that they can effectively pull that off without Adam Driver.

I thought it was gonna be the Olive Garden skit with the director (Beck) giving them weird instructions.

I miss Bertucci’s so much

"Wasnt trying to kill myself. I thought it was milk" 😂

yootubesucks123 dude. Stop attacking everyone that quotes something, they just enjoyed it and let them enjoy it

"Can't you see I'm blind?" - Will Ferrell 2013

@yootubesucks123 you must be new 😂

No, it's not.

@@djmotise Yes, sadly it is.True and funny for some people. Maybe not all mom's, I'm not like that at all, but mine is sometimes. More so when we were younger, and all us kids were at home.

Best part