Pizza Tower - GOLF P Rank 

agreed but what would it be? a burger with a bun made of cheese? or just coated in cheese and pepperoni?

@@pillowmint4622 VERY thick burger patty, lettuce, lots of ketchup, and a face, that's what I can see from the game.

@@fallenstars8775 combine it with my idea for the bun being coated in/made of cheese, and we have ourselves a dish worthy of Babish!

@@pillowmint4622 Oh YES.

@@fallenstars8775 maybe even replace the ketchup with Marinara sauce and add a pineapple ring or two if that's your style!

How has nobody else replied on this comment??

Real

Is That ShockHat734????

P doesn't stand for perfect, because you don't have to be perfect to get a p rank.

exactly, it stands for Primo Burg!@@MagioGaming22

@@kios3ano it stands for peppino

@@XxMattxX-iw3so *P R I M O B U R G*

Nah P stands for pencil Peppino is my uncle he told me so

Thank God for that, because if not then this level would be a hell of a lot harder to P-Rank.

It makes this level the slowest to p rank if you want it to be, but that's not a bad thing

They posted an incredible guide to P ranking every level on the Steam community tab, and I remember them emphasizing Greaseball to be a blessing and Primo Burg’ to be nothing to worry about. Aiming Greaseball freezes the combo meter in place

@@spinge1523Besides the first secret, I feel comfortable saying Golf is likely the easiest level to P Rank in the game cause of that fact. I was prepared to struggle a bit, but it was fairly chill going through.

It's more to demonstrate a potential route and less showing off, though there's a dash of it in there too at times. As it was mentioned, the steam guide linked in the desc is intended to help people master the game I have a deep love and appreciation for. Thank you for this comment! Made my day. :3c

Golf is honestly in the very middle when it comes to difficulty. There are around 8 levels that are both easier and harder than Golf.

Its actually not that hard at all. You can indefinitely keep your gauge full by holding the ball. Many other levels are much harder to P rank than this.

P is short for penis

i like to think that pizzaface built the tower as a literal hotel: -floor 1 is the lobby -floors 2 and 3 is where guests stay -floor 4 is where all the miscellaneous stuff is (freezer, water cleaning, food factory) -floor 5 is the security floor but then pface said "f this guy in particular" and decided to attack peppino this also explains the signs: floor 1 isn't meant to be stayed on, so they point you to floor 2, floors 2 and 3 invite you to stay, floor 4 is basically a warning for any kid that gets up there while still being friendly, and then if he reaches floor 5 he is met with a huge "GET OUT". I would like to stay in the pizza tower, mostly because of golf and floor 2

It's all vacation themed so, sunbathing in the beach, hiking a forest, playing golf or going into a space trip

@@averagemicrosoftpaintenjoy7115 Not a bad take. Although I prefer to think that the tower's floors were built as different gauntlets with their own purpose. Floor 1 is to introduce Peppino to the tower and give him a taste of what's to come. Floor 2 is to take Peppino back into an older and more difficult time, the wild west. Floor 3 as I mentioned in my comment, is a distraction to slow Peppino down because of all the fun stuff it has. A beach, a forest, a trip to space, and a golf course. Floor 4 I'm not sire what it could be, but I think it's supposed to be to remind Peppino of his home and maybe make Peppino rethink his crusade he is going on against PizzaFace and the tower and make him think of giving up and going back home by showing him caricaturized versions of things that could remind him of his home. Like a city, a sewage system, a factory, and a refrigerator (I think it's supposed to be simply a city in winter time, but it was made to look like the inside of a refrigerator). And finally Floor 5 (the most interestingone), I think it is to scare off Peppino and hopefully traumatize him. As you may know, there is a level themed after classic horror stories, a pizzeria with monstrous animatronics (totally not inspired by the famous horror game series Five Nights At Freddy's), and finally, perhaps the most scariest and powerful one yet, a war zone made just for Peppino to reminisce of the violent, bloody, and horrifying war he fought in.

Correction: THINKS he fought in. Peppino isn't a war vet, he THINKS he's one. Then again, he ain't a war vet, but he IS a WAR vet.

​@@averagemicrosoftpaintenjoy7115 imagine going to a hotel and being told "Welcome to floor 3, fucker!" by a sign as a kid

ive got a suprise for you buddy

@@Mr_Sve **GASP** NO. WAY.

I fucking love this comment and what it’s referencing

@@lifinale that comment is so cool, i wish references were real

@@mysticartist308 ive got a surprise for you buddy

You are a true gigachad

God bless

I luv u

You also need them to get the living toppings which you need to beat the game

@@gentlesin1301 damn, i kinda forgot about that

​@@gentlesin1301 the game allows you to skip 9 toppins while still being able to beat the game, letting you get away with skipping a level and beating another with only one toppin. the any% speedrun takes advantage of this by not playing oh shit at all and performing a skip in this level to start pizza time while you're at the door to exit the final course, meaning you escape with only the mushroom toppin.

@@choroka good to hear the feces level gets booted from speedruns, as things should be, it should be booted from more things as well.

@@scrubbytheslime7703 The level is infinitely better than this trashy Golf stage

Today is the day.

it just sounds so awful, but its done in such a way that is not at all

Could you explain the full story (I didn't follow this game's developpement since the early days.)

@@laurentmarcoux2144 The golf level was orignially made as an april fools joke, and it controlled pretty badly (you couldnt aim at all when throwing the ball) but it was later reworked into a real level.

worst*

Greaseball true homie

you could hear the breather he had to take there

why august 6th

​@@slippinhoovy3439 why not august 6th

if only i had read the comments sooner

The reason this happens is because the global.lap (has lapped. boolean) and global.laps (total laps. integer) only goes up when the lap portal animation stops and before the room fadeout is created. S rank goes when score is reached. P rank goes when there's a combo running in all rooms, with treasure, 3 secrets and *a lap* - 🤓

It didn't take me long to p rank

I lost mine in lap 2 right before the exit to these so called "golf demons"

@@btd6dp411me too 😢😢😢😢

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i hate that this works

do not miss this masterpiece

bro just get this game already

​@@panthekirb7561🫵

This one wasn't the worst for me but oregano desert took me longer the rest of floor 2 combined

This one was a little rough for me -- mostly, getting to the first secret (I kept running into the present and getting launched, making me lose my combo) and then actually doing the Soda course.

Burgers are the pinaccle of greasy food, they give you lust for more food, they make you hungry, its like sex, once you think or see it, you want it.

Gotta taste that juicy primo burg. Reading your comment made me hungry

I love how the topping taunt as well lmao

If you have a combo going, you can taunt up to 10 times to get points

Best (worst)

Best of the worst levels

That is basically the whole game

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Worst non-W1 level after the Crumbling Tower.

Yeah... If you don't jump over the gift in time then it launches you back to the beggining of the golf course and you have to run through it again for another attempt... But then say bye bye to combo

That is so evil

Get good, get golf idiot

sounds like someone failed to get a primo burg

@@tree1594 it is the sheer amount of attempts to get all of them, horrendous

Thx

You can parry dont worry, but the third secret is hell, also why pizza tower adds a freaking annoying enemy every level??????

It is 💀

its really easy bc greaseball resorts your combo

@@timmeh8165 no

@@Viewer2763 genuinely one of the easiest P ranks in the game, it's no walk in the park but comparatively it's really easy

The only hard part are the first secret and the treasure, which are in dickish spots

he’s poor so the golf ball is him and the holes are basketball hoops

Primo Burg Thats why

With that Golfballs

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@@panthekirb7561 Luigi

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YO MENTAL ILLNESS BUT WE 🆙 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️💯💯👽

then you should play the game then, just sayin

@@Thonato420 0 dollars

Golf

Golf

Golf

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