@@Sigma0283 you have someone take a vice grip to your balls, and you'll understand! I had my balls crushed when I fell on a poll after walking on it, and damn did I scream!!
Interesting metaphor for life. It punches you; almost crushes your head and just when it seems like it's over with the bullshit, it grabs you by your nuts and leaves you thinking, karma is a bitch.
Thanksgiving and Christmas are those times of year that you love but at the same time you kinda hate, because while it’s nice to be at home celebrating the holidays with your family it’s also super hectic and busy, so even though it’s an enjoyable period of time at the same time you’re like “I kinda want the holidays to be over so everything can go back to normal”
Hilarious scene!! Just saying for the sake of a "what if" conversation, if after the dispatcher said "why don't you try the airlines, alot quicker and you get a free meal", Martin wouldn't have pissed off the dispatcher if he just told him the truth "there are no flights available for me to get home in time for Thanksgiving", but instead he issued his smartass "if I wanted a joke, I would follow you into the jon and take a leak". The look on the dispatcher's face was priceless when he said that though. Anyway, the alternate truth comment that Martin "should have" said would've made the scene much less funny. So I'll just stick with my original comment for the scene, "Hilarious scene!!"
+jtb1990419 If i wanted a joke id follow you in the john and watch you take a take leak. Now are you gonna help me, or you just gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens.
Right at the beginning of this clip you can see the reflection of the shoes the guy pushing the camera rig had on as the dolly shot starts going. You have to look on the very edge of the right side near the bottom corner.
I very randomly use that line about watching someone pee. it's a little frowned upon nowadays; the bathroom and watching people pee part , but it is hilarious...
Just to make sure this was a good rated R, they should've added two more F bombs in this scene... "Now are you gonna F'n help me out, or are you gonna stand there like a slab of meat with F'n mittens!!"
