Planet Zoo: Battle Royale - Survival of the Fittest

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Planet Zoo is supposed to be about the conservation of endangered animals.
But, just in theory, which of those endangered animals would win in a sprawling 70-animal battle royale?
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@keithhh2892 4 года назад

I see a new twisted damaged Jon has emerged after the trauma of Resident Evil 7.

@chaostheory2077 4 года назад

Evil Jon is back after all these years

@Alexthe360Great 4 года назад

@@chaostheory2077 What have we unleashed?!? I mean, I'll still be watching. But, my god, what have we unleashed?

@peanutbrainedbuffoon7913 4 года назад

@@chaostheory2077 the kill everything jon has returned at last!

@thnecromaniac 4 года назад

keithhh2892 no, this is just been the same Jon since he played Fallout NV KE

@youraverageteadrinker2744 4 года назад

@@peanutbrainedbuffoon7913 THE LORD HAS RISEN

@PrestonOlsonIsHere 4 года назад

The giraffes with the producing a child metagaming in order to increase squad size. Pro gamer move there

@JohnAndJohner 4 года назад

Grizzly is the real pro gamer. He let the giraffes live to produce more food.

@alexanderzhmurov9624 4 года назад

They must've mained* as Zergs in StarCraft...

@heatherlynnrigaud7385 4 года назад

"Winner, winner, baby giraffe dinner" needs to be a new end card.

@irecordwithaphone1856 4 года назад

Heather Lynn Rigaud true we need more end cards regardless

@ThatGirlWithTheCoffee 4 года назад

@RagnarokCo 4 года назад

Got a good lmao from that line.

@brekiel_scripts 4 года назад

Leave it to Jon to take a wholesome simulator game and use it to put on horrific cross-continental animal gladiator matches. I love this channel.

@5Andysalive 4 года назад

He is also absolutely brilliant at these live action commentary. He's so wasted in slow turn based strategy games.

@SirHanzVon 4 года назад

I wouldn't say horrific. Terrific works

@brekiel_scripts 4 года назад

@@SirHanzVon These terms are not mutually exclusive.

@SirHanzVon 4 года назад

@@brekiel_scripts very true

@KOT_AMV 4 года назад

@@SirHanzVon the fact that this reply WASN'T an insult says a lot about the quality of jon's comment section relative to the rest of youtube

@sagyus 4 года назад

Imagine working at a wildlife facility, spending all your time trying to prevent extinction, and Jon just starts buying endangered species for his blood sports.

@fin5317 4 года назад

27:40 might be the funniest thing that I've seen on this channel to this point

@camer8895 4 года назад

Fin I was lagging so hard

@sharkofjoy 4 года назад

It should go in the endroll.

@lasse6435 4 года назад

If you have not seen it, the beast battle simulator world cup was also amazing and much in the same vein of Jon commentating on AI animals fighting/playing against each other.

@Beth_Amphetamine 4 года назад

I knew it was going to be that part before I clicked. I was cracking up!

@arthurmorgan6642 3 года назад

Lol

@Dedmeetdm 4 года назад

Frontier: Creates a game about wildlife education and conservation. John: MURDER THE PANDAS!

@Rhetam 4 года назад

This is like if Noah forgot to make any rooms in his ark.

@Pigmedog 4 года назад

and if it, yknow, actually happened

@empiur 4 года назад

thats not the point

@Pigmedog 4 года назад

understandable, have a good battle royale

@phookadude 4 года назад

According to the story Noah brought extras of the tasty animals.

@tommerker8063 4 года назад

@@phookadude according to wich story? the one in the bible according to the ecumenical council or to some bible that was written later and tried to fix the plot hole?

@Usernamewhatever1443 4 года назад

6:36 "west african lions... ....The *mane* event..." i see what you did there

@ManyATrueNerd 4 года назад

At least one person spotted that :P

@Usernamewhatever1443 4 года назад

@@ManyATrueNerd made sure to check the comments and was surprised that no one else had commented

@LordxDutch 4 года назад

Haha I was wondering if that was on purpose or a happy accident!

@UltimatePokemonFan75 4 года назад

The panda's death by starvation says a lot about their species as a whole.

@Gekkibi 4 года назад

Even the pandas themselves want to go extinct. It wouldn't be fair to force them to live when they obviously are doing everything in their power to just die out.

@Gekkibi 4 года назад

@@Reshkrom Even if they would have zero issues with food (oh, and [citation needed] back at you), they still can't differentiate procrastination from procreation.

@RobinPochita 4 года назад

Koalas are the suicidal ones

@An_Average_Idiot 4 года назад

John Parimango if I remember correctly, koalas feeds their fecal matter to their young and have the gene pool of a bird-bath right?

@alexanderzhmurov9624 4 года назад

Indeed, such dissatisfaction/disappointment, which is, in retrospect, what they are feeling themselves...

@Altrescu 4 года назад

I think the results of this event have to be voided, the grizzly was a ringer, brought in healthy well into the event.

@Beos_Valrah 4 года назад

Yes this was unfair for the other animals. Please restart the game and do it properly...

@asenseofyarning5614 4 года назад

I will take literally any criticism as valid if it means Jon has to build Thunderdome 2 and repeat the experiment.

@Bojonzarth 4 года назад

I agree I think the only reason the bear won over the tiger was because he was fresh to the field

@timothymaleka3038 4 года назад

It's just a fun video... U can't be taking everything so seriously... Smh

@CloveBunny 4 года назад

Yeah, somebody else did this with one of each species, and the Siberian Tiger was the one to take out the bears, and the rest of the area.

@STK1342 4 года назад

5:48 "many guests think tickets are underpriced" 😂

@beybladerocks7 4 года назад

"Crocodiles are an amphibious species" Crocodile at the top of a mountain: "I see no gods up here"

@Beth_Amphetamine 4 года назад

I think you mean they’re an aquatic species. Amphibious refers to amphibians

@beybladerocks7 4 года назад

I didn't realise it was mutually exclusive. I assumed it just meant "semi-aquatic"

@Beth_Amphetamine 4 года назад

It is used that way to describe amphibious vehicles and things similar to that. But for animals you wouldn’t use it that way. Like a crocodile, for example, you wouldn’t describe a reptile as amphibious, or a penguin, you wouldn’t describe a bird as amphibious. They would just be aquatic or semi aquatic. English is weird

@avenderiel 4 года назад

Amphibious is greek and means living on both land and in water.

@Beth_Amphetamine 4 года назад

avenderiel but not when describing non amphibian animals

@michaelmarrinan9981 4 года назад

Every animal was represented, every animal except man...

@MexiCoe 4 года назад

they were represented, as poop shovelers..

@ManyATrueNerd 4 года назад

Fun fact - I TRIED putting humans in there, but there are no animals-attacking-human animations - the animals will just ignore them forever.

@reecedignan8365 4 года назад

Many A True Nerd well of course they will ignore us, they know the exact consequences of attacking a human. - Removal if Dinner - Removal of Water - Human returns with gun

@thnecromaniac 4 года назад

Michael Marrinan man would’ve been killed quite fast, where quite tasty you know.

@thnecromaniac 4 года назад

ryttyr it was probably a character build in some tabletop RPG, got a good role for intelligence, what confuses me is the 1 in perception, you do know that the only reason we see in colour is to be able to find fruits, right?

@pawdugan 4 года назад

The giraffes again prove that love can indeed bloom on the battlefield.

@SephirothClone 4 года назад

Jon accidentally rigging it for the bears by introducing a fresh bear at the end but whatever. Go Bears!

@Scampi141 4 года назад

Planet zoo: I’m a nice zoo building game with zero battle royal mode Jon: hold my beer...

@korduscz7890 4 года назад

Jennifer Coyle Hold my bear

@jansenart0 4 года назад

Hold my Jurassic World.

@TheRedHaze3 4 года назад

Hold my tea...*

@soulsearcher9620 4 года назад

Actually I believe it'd be, "Hold my Jaffa cake."

@kennandunn7533 4 года назад

"Hold my egg carton"

@Streptovarius 4 года назад

Evil Jon is back again with another kill everything.

@slackerengi2401 4 года назад

Yay!

@charlesbaldwin3166 4 года назад

Play of the game was the giraffe coming up from behind while Jon was watching the tortoise.

@ShadyDoorags 4 года назад

I call nonsense on bringing in a perfectly healthy and fed grizzly. The tigers were gipped of their rightful victory.

@Beos_Valrah 4 года назад

Indeed! This is really bugging me... not fair.

@sarahbeebe 4 года назад

Especially as there was a male grizzly in there the whole time wearing other animals down. New guy was well fed, healthy, not battle scarred. Also complicating the situation is that he only used 1 type of tiger, but every type of bear. Bengal Tigers are tough, but he didn't include Siberian Tigers, which are much tougher. Other battle royales I've seen and done, the Siberians dominate. Apart from tortoises, Siberian tigers seem to have the best rating for survival.

@timothymaleka3038 4 года назад

U guys are really gonna be salty over a fun battle royale video. That really shows how childish people can be...

@BloodClanL 4 года назад

I doubt that achievement name has ever been quite so appropriate. "Life finds a way," indeed.

@JanusVesta 4 года назад

"Many guests think ticket prices are too high" Some people just don't know a bargain when it's right in their faces. Live bloodsport of endangered animals for the price of a zoo ticket is a steal, highly unethical, but you can't argue with the deal.

@Kaarl_Mills 4 года назад

0/10, didnt have the true Apex Predator: An irate Goose.

@ass640 4 года назад

"Oh! The protesters have arrived.... that's fair enough tbh"

@jfryza 4 года назад

If this was real you could bet there would be a lot of protesters.

@roastchicken401 4 года назад

Team Grizzly gets disqualified for bringing a healthy one at the end, Tigers win by default

@TheNellehFox 4 года назад

I found this misuse of the game less stressful than Jon's legitimate attempts to decorate enclosures.

@chaochap6390 4 года назад

I was hoping at the end, Jon would open up the fence and say "but can the victors take on the final animal? MAN!"

@patrickripleyiii134 4 года назад

Ok Jon is the bad guy, we can't run away from that anymore

@Alexthe360Great 4 года назад

Well we knew that since Kill Everything. He's highly intelligent, British, wants to commit genocide on well...everything. But we love him anyway.

@SirHanzVon 4 года назад

@@Alexthe360Great lucky for us his -1 perception prevents him from doing any real damage

@Alexthe360Great 4 года назад

@@SirHanzVon . He's a villain with an F in evil.

@AgentofChaos315 4 года назад

Did we ever deny it?

@Alexthe360Great 4 года назад

@@AgentofChaos315 Nope, I do kinda feel like we are on the Enclave's side. That is fine.

@Skycroft1000 4 года назад

And I thought Civ 6's Battle Royale mode would be the weirdest of 2019. Wait, no, it still is the weirdest of 2019, animals battling is relatively normal.

@sponge1234ify 4 года назад

If you think about it, Civ 6's Battle Royale is also about animals battling, just in a very large scale

@ternauven2083 4 года назад

Civ 6 battle royale is basically human history in a nut shell

@soulsearcher9620 4 года назад

We've been playing Pokémon for 20 years, so you're not wrong.

@c4bb4g32 4 года назад

Hol up, the tortoises we’re still eating in the battle and the bears wouldn’t kill them. Therefore the bears would have starved and tortoise would have won

@jchen3 4 года назад

I would love to see the Yelp reviews for this park.

@MexiCoe 4 года назад

When the giraffe booted the tortoise's ball 20 foot away from him... oh well, that's a days walk to go and get that... 🐢🦒🏐😂

@MexiCoe 4 года назад

I'll just get the bear to eat their baby giraffe

@hushfur 3 года назад

MEEP

@MexiCoe 3 года назад

@@hushfur MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP!

@alexander9188 4 года назад

"Winner winner baby giraffe dinner" 😂 im dying

@novelle7212 4 года назад

I saw one of these from another channel and: - The flamingo was the first to die, also to a Bengal tiger. - The tortoises were the one of the last standing!

@wawo8358 4 года назад

Ehem gaming beaver ehem

@MashZ 4 года назад

Wow didnt know this game was this accurate. Bengal tigers are known to be the most aggressive "big cat" species

@alansmithee419 4 года назад

"Inter species enrichment" Almost as bad a euphemism as that "intra special protein reallocation" I found a few days ago...

@nessesaryschoolthing 4 года назад

That's either a euphemism for one thing, or another, and neither is good.

@alansmithee419 4 года назад

@@nessesaryschoolthing yeah the second one was supposed to be a "nice" way for the news to say cannibalism, but yeah it just doesn't sound like that to me. Now, when they started talking about he was still unable to meet his required caloric intake my misunderstanding proved hilarious.

@Kaarl_Mills 4 года назад

so is that a euphemism for cannibalism or a blowjob?

@nessesaryschoolthing 4 года назад

It's so in character for the panda to die of being too damn lazy to keep itself alive.

@o-mangaming5042 4 года назад

I know. Their lives are completely, one hundred percent in human hands these days. On the one hand, yes, we're killing the plants they normally eat, but on the other hand, we also kill the predators that are eating their babies. And truth be told they don't NEED to eat bamboo. If zoo keepers threw injured animals into their cages, they'd go to town on those things too. Pandas do eat meat, they just can't compete with other predators or catch much in the way of healthy prey. It's why they eat bamboo.

@o-mangaming5042 4 года назад

@@Reshkrom I'd have to look again. I studied them years ago and got my source from a translated Chinese conservation page.

@taraphelan3727 4 года назад

You know it's going well when your zookeeper refers to their animals as "the competitors."

@Lusiggy 4 года назад

"it was a good dodge gorilla, but unfortunately he couldn't keep it up" He's doing old endcard jokes now

@MashZ 4 года назад

Ah. Just like the hunger games. Rigged to make the bears win

@fanjestic4294 4 года назад

This makes me think an actual battle royal simulator where you can create your own arena's and set your rules would be really fun to play.

@sirprintalot 4 года назад

Oh my days, 27:40 might be the best moment in an MATN video ever. So glad you caught that moment!

@TheFreeBass 4 года назад

I'm torn over the outcome here. Being a cat lover I was rooting for the tigers, but on the other hand the grizzlies are the natural choice as my home team (and there's the whole sending in a ringer for the bears thing... makes the home team look like cheats). I guess I can comfort myself with the grizzlies winning as last ones standing, but technically the tigers won on points?

@Parasolhyena 4 года назад

That would actually make sense, grizzlies are omnivores so are less likely to hunt so the tiger being unable to eat anything but meat would have to hunt more.

@Hydrcow 4 года назад

Kind of disappointed the winners weren't released onto the visitors.

@917 4 года назад

throws and completely new animal with none of it’s HP lost or damages Jon: That's seems fair

@AgentofChaos315 4 года назад

Jo, I just want to remind that while pandas are adorable, they're still bears.

@ManyATrueNerd 4 года назад

They were letting the bear-side down here.

@dragmire3D 4 года назад

Is there a, "Jon commentates the AI" playlist yet? With this, worms, the animal soccer/football game, and that epic battle simulator game, there's enough to warrant a playlist.

@insanegamer23899 4 года назад

God: "Note to self: Don't let Jon run an Ark."

@queenxecute1827 4 года назад

Friend: What’s your favorite battle royal to spectate? Me: it’s complicated.

@Maladictem 4 года назад

It says something about this year, that when I saw the title, I just assumed there was an official battle royale mode in this game.

@HarryDuBois616 4 года назад

Jon you mad man. I was in need of a laugh today and you provided that in the weirdest way possible.

@trekstar489 4 года назад

Who doesn't love a bunch of endangered species killing other endangered species

@GamingGreyBeard 4 года назад

Apparently, the 38 dislikes... Panty waists..

@5Andysalive 4 года назад

trek star: endangered species

@jreese2474 4 года назад

32:21 And that bear's name, Is John Cena!! *Hit Grizzly Bear's entrance music*

@Cylioss 4 года назад

This was good until you took away the herbivore food. That made sure that the bears had an advantage just by way of food being available.

@Beos_Valrah 4 года назад

Also bringing in a perfectly healthy, fresh grizzly bear so far into the battle. Rigged af.

@Cylioss 4 года назад

@@Beos_Valrah Yeah, that made a bit more sense, though, since the other one was glitched out of existence. Removing ALL the food though, when a good chunk of the population's food was...the rest of the population? That's just dumb.

@Soken50 4 года назад

"two of every animal" Oh did the church get in on the trend as well ? Introducing : The Bible Royale Which animal will make it to Noah's Arch before the flood closes in ?

@Rateus_Johanson 4 года назад

"We've got Lions, it's the mane event" excellent unintended pun.

@somethingderpy5995 4 года назад

Instead of the hunger games this is the Darwin games.

@kevinprehm 4 года назад

Can we just appreciate the wholesome music, while animals fight to the death in the largest cockfighting battle ever

@Sam-tm2un 4 года назад

Grizzly starts killing everything. Me: "USA USA USA"

@yassine6962 4 года назад

Lion start killing everything Me tanzania tanzania tanzania

@en-ception5223 3 года назад

@@yassine6962 😂😂😂

@aganbraganca4156 Год назад

Tiger starts killing everything Me "India India India"

@mongoose94 4 года назад

This may have been the greatest thing ever done on planet zoo. 😂 40 mins of my life well spent

@thegodofimagination 4 года назад

I agree i mean i have seen some one make prison but never a full blown hunger games

@niftyjimmymack 4 года назад

Almost everyone: I'm so sick and tired of battle royale games, not everything needs to have a battle royale mode. Jon: claire hold my beverage!

@calgskeet 4 года назад

This game was rigged for the grizzlies, you can't just add a fresh competitor in the final part of the match

@jfryza 4 года назад

There also was no food at the end for the herbivores. The elephants and hippos would be hard to kill.

@Beos_Valrah 4 года назад

Agreed, now Jon please do a real battle royale with fair conditions for everyone :)

@ryttyr14 4 года назад

The Grisly won by cheating! He was basically in protective custody whilst the tigers were out there in the field slowly accumulating minor injuries.

@Beos_Valrah 4 года назад

Yeah I call bs on this "battle royale". It was unfair bringing in a new, healthy grizzly bear so far into the game.

@asbestosfish_ 4 года назад

For a minute I thought some had made another _Tokyo Jungle,_ and then I remembered.

@ogrejd 4 года назад

Do wish that when Jon renamed the animals, he had named them "Species 1" and "Species 2" (or "Species Male" and "Species Female" or some such) for better clarity of who died and who got the credit.

@aHappyOreo 4 года назад

Oh no Jon... What are you about to do...

@samreid6010 4 года назад

aHappyOreo if you need to ask, you simply don’t want to know

@zombi2896 4 года назад

@@ChulioRCHulio football

@zombi2896 4 года назад

@@ChulioRCHulio FFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOTBBBBBBBAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

@ryttyr14 4 года назад

Happy Hunger Games and may the odds be ever in your favour.

@markhenderson6389 9 месяцев назад

OMG, how did I miss this video? An outrageous idea, brilliantly and hilariously narrated throughout. (Not to mention some surprising turns.) This has to be 1,000x more entertaining than actually playing the game the "right" way. Bravo!

@kacamac 4 года назад

holy cow Jon, one of your best videos yet. Haven't LOLed this good in a while

@christhewritingjester3164 4 года назад

Please, please, please let this (or this concept at least) become an actual annual thing! This is one of your best one offs. I thoroughly enjoyed it!

@briandiezel278 4 года назад

That...was fantastic. Loved your commentary. Felt like the old WWF days with Mean Gene & the gang. Really enjoyed!!

@irecordwithaphone1856 11 месяцев назад

3 years later this is stull one of my favorite MATN videos

@hihp 4 года назад

Oh my god, Jon, your commentary is amazing! I am absolutely thrilled!

@adamwebb1600 4 года назад

This is absolutely incredible

@littlebossmsnreeves4985 4 года назад

28:54 *long live the king*

@SteveWhittleFL 4 года назад

One of your best videos yet. I feel like a monster for laughing when the baby giraffe got killed though.

@hansjb9274 4 года назад

JON THIS IS MADNESS! I love it

@WhackoMacko 4 года назад

This is the best advert for the game I've seen .. nice one!

@pikminfan6778 2 года назад

Winner, winner, baby giraffe dinner!

@irecordwithaphone1856 4 года назад

I think this is my favorite video by Jon

@wardop123 4 года назад

This is the exact type of content I subscribed for

@michaezell4607 4 года назад

Funny as heck and the narration had me LMAO!!!!

@DouglasHollingsworth1 4 года назад

Jon ... this is amazing. Please never lose this creative, wacky spark that drives you to think up crazy shit like this. We love it.

@juliajs1752 4 года назад

1.45: Jon goes full Hunger Games.

@skaphanatic5657 4 года назад

Alternative title: Planet Zoo - Kill Everything

@crashedfighterproductions 4 года назад

Vegans and PETA are gonna be so pissed with this video.

@savanahtiger 4 года назад

Don't forget the Chinese Government getting pissed too XD

@austincantswim3383 4 года назад

Chulio R. Chulio That would be impossible. A weed farmer from a quiet little mountain town in Colorado killed Winnie the Pooh in China.

@Alexthe360Great 4 года назад

@@savanahtiger If Jon is banned in China, we riot.

@queermelancholy1562 4 года назад

I was wondering when this was going to happen, and to be honest I am not surprised. We just need more maniacal laughter.

@polishenglish8356 4 года назад

It was the best and the most creatove use of this game I have ever seen :D

@pseudobot1135 4 года назад

There's no one in my life I could explain to what I'm watching right now and why.

@lonelykangta 4 года назад

this has to be the best MaTN video ever

@timothymaurer1271 4 года назад

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

@copperhamster 4 года назад

You know how you can tell the difference between a North American brown bear and a grizzly bear? You climb a tree. If it climbs up after you and mauls you, it is a brown bear. If it knocks the tree down and mauls you, it is a grizzly bear.

@bridget7223 4 года назад

Exactly why I love you, Jon. I remembered planet zoo was released today and search it and it's all happy little zoos...then I'm like no wheres MATN and bam: theres Jon's. You're the best!!! Haha!

@evilpotatoman9436 4 года назад

this is the best video i have seen in ages... well done :)

@Rathspaz 4 года назад

This might be the greatest video on RU-vid.

@fightingeelwarehouse6904 4 года назад

This was genuinely entertaining!

@nedobedogaming8928 4 года назад

Many A True Battle Royale.... I have a tear in my eye, Natural evolution of a beautiful channel ;-)

@Beos_Valrah 4 года назад

Not a "true" battle royale though. It was rigged for grizzly bears and carnivores in general.

@Robhoyle1 4 года назад

This made me think of a kids programme a few years ago with Chris Packham answering questions, one young lad asked if all the animals had a fight who'd win, Chris, in true Packham fashion asked the lad who he thought would, kid answered the lion, "no" said Chris, " A Grizzly bear could pu,nch clean through a lion's skull, big cats wouldn't stand a chance!"