Plank Of The Week With Mike Graham | 03-May-24 

Should Humza Yousaf win Plank Of The Week?

I’m glad they have kept this going brilliant love plank of the week

Great show once again. Brilliant panel and best presenter on tv. Thank you for the laughs (much needed).

There is a growing Party in Scotland…..the Scottish Family Party who advocate morals, truth, integrity, real education and free speech.

I am very pleased to see the return of Russell Quirke

Watching from abroad, congratulations Scotland 🎉🇨🇦

Great show! One of your best! Remember to invite these panel-members back often!!!

No Muslim should have any form of power in this country.

Watched this two days after aired. Biggest concern for me is 40% turnout for mayoral election in London. This country is doomed because no one to vote for who represents the UK individuals who work & pay taxes. However when will people realise that not voting in NOT the way forward.

You've got an early contender for next week. The London public voting that numpty in,yet again,for mayor.

The first civil servants to go should be those refusing to return to yhe office because they want to work from home.

Nice one Mike, a real star show..... Jezza , go easy on the coffee mate.

In the adopted country where I now live....as I got so fed up with the UK... People who have benefits here, HAVE to work for the local council picking up litter, painting,ect...for 6 months... otherwise their benefit s are STOPPED. ALL HAVE TO DO IT, NO EXCEPTIONS....

He got sworn in in his native tongue Urdu as First Minister. Should have resigned in Urdu too .

The scooter incident reminds me of Neil Kinnock in the surf. The following election didn't go well for him either.

Except Sadiq Khan, Rishi Sunak, rhe Starmer, Mark Rowley, Police Commissioner, Archbishop Welby and MM alongside Hazbeen

Humza Useless was a "good guy" just like Harold Shipman was a "good doctor" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I know people who sign on with mental health and work on the side they just put an act on when they go to the Doctors.

Glad POTW is still going with the revamp. Return to what Talktv was before linear TV is a massive improvement.

Humzas family, benefitted I'm many ways during the time he was at the top. Money sent to Gaza and many expensive projects started in Scotland. So although he's leaving, he has benefitted for the rest of his life. Unfortunately, us the taxpayer has paid for him and his families riches and continue this. Why should our taxes be spent like this but our state has nothing.

I don't think anyone can compete with Mr Useless.

Wonderful panel tonight

Fantastic show this week.

Just for those students who don't know which river or sea it is the river Jordan and the Mediterranean sea

I got divorced at 40 no money was a domestic violence situation, had 5 kids but 2 what under 16, went into a home tried to get help with new housing, i got 200 hundred pounds, got told off dhss, if you where coming from another country i would get a lot more help

My son is at Portsmouth uni and he and his friends can't abide these rich kids who have never lived through hardship or had any real conversation s about history of politics. As a single mother I'm so proud of the deep and Frank debates we have had since he was quite young. He applied for his uni position, wrote his own application essay, applied for his loan and sorts out his accommodation each year as well as holding down a job around his lectures. He certainly doesn't have the time to have meltdowns on the street supporting the ethnic cleansing of jews! And he also doesn't have the luxury of knowing that if he misses his opportunity of a uni education he will have wealthy parents who will bail him out. Rich kids today have no substance.

Please put the headings up TALK when panelists are nominating their plank. So we can see correct name and pic ……

I could watch Useless on a Scooter for ever...Brilliant

Mike Graham brilliant 👏👏

You forgot that Useless is a huge racist.

I'm not happy paying council tax when theya re doing nothing! Including, cleaning the streets, fining litter droppers and picking up rubbish.

Humza putting a photo out of his kid, was for a sympathy vote only!

If you open a door for me I will say thank you. If I am opening a door for you and I see you behind me, I will hold the door open for you.

There was a video of a girl being asked why she was there, her reply was she didn't know she had just been told to come, she then turned to her friend and said do you know why were here she couldn't ansswer the question either

Outright winner, no challengers. Now there's just the question of fixing the destruction he's left behind.

Teaching ones children this is child abuse.

My great, great grandmother was transported to Van Diemen’s Land in 1842, aged 18. Departed from Woolwich. Poor little girl. But she did alright, a free settler married her and they built a good Christian life, interacted in society and all of their surviving children did well.

I thought that was Paul Burrell on the panel for a second. Couldn’t understand why he was there 😂

This is where councils usually hide behind the fact that this other person is going to cost the ratepayers money. Will number one they cannot bully a person and then expect to be immune from prosecution and number two that is the cost of democracy. So don't do the crime if you can't pay the time or the fine.

A four wheeler scooter, says everything.

Kamala is only vice President ( president in charge of vice as we used to say at Sydney girls' High School) but we won't of that against our Aussie lady there! You may remember that prime minister Robert Muldoon said that every time a New Zealander goes to Australia, it raises the IQ of both. Now, tell me, how could you leave this beautiful country? Or is it just because we have Albo. Will you come back when Albo's gone? My first fleeter forebear was the medic on one of the smaller boats. He's an original boat people! He was also in charge of the women's hospital. Also, there were some classic convict artists. Forgers, etc. One of the convicts designed some great buildings in Sydney. Francis Greenway...

If the job centre was more like a employment agency and help people back into work and had temporary jobs available, going in as a temp helps many people to get into a full-time job. The Government also needs to ban zero contracts and liw hour contracts and the expect staff to work full-time but with no guaranteed hours or even a guarantee of having any work on a reguler basis.

Absolutely brilliant

Great to see that Maddie Hale is now British. She's exactly the kind of beautiful women that the country wants.

Oh dear, after last weeks vast improvement we are back to everyone talking over each other. A cacophony of sound. Great guests, great candidates for Plank of the Week but please tone it down a bit.

They're correct about not assuming that a woman is pregnant; about 60 years ago, my mum saw a woman in the village & asked her, "When are you due?" The reply was, "You cheeky b*tch!" The woman was always a very large lady who had many children & it was impossible to tell whether she was pregnant (or not).

Frizzle, or however it’s spelled, capital punishment is barely enough. 😡

Normal service has resumed…..thank goodness

In soviet Scotland we can't complain

He said "There's a rule that someone from Rwanda won't be sent back to Rwanda and Congo is not Rwanda is it?" makes complete sense to me. It's not a good answer but it doesn't show a lack of knowledge of Geography.

To get a job you need to be woke, to get promoted you need to be woke. Once you are in a managerial position you then employ and promote woke individuals, vicious circle.

Best thing on tv

Sounds like Humphrey Appleby is still running the Home Office! 😆

He should be locked up in his own cellar.

Ive been diagnosed with ptsd. GAD aggoraphobia ocd and last week i got another few initials threw at me. ADHD. So that's nice and a need a second opinion

Love plank of the week ..

Fantastic show as always.

Can you have a glass of water? Sure just go home and use the tap.

If there's a job there for the benefit claimant to do in exchange for their benefits... then there's also a job available that should be paid properly... no??

Why has this been taken off TV as the online show you cannot now make comments😮 and it keeps going off😮

The whole country suffered for him

Mike has actually forgot Liz Truss went through the full selection mps then the Conserative party members but of course she beat Sanak And the bankers couldn’t not have their candidate so she was got rid of

Was Humza Useless doing a very bad impression of Gerard Butler during his resignation speech?

Maddie is a bit wrong about the Australian system. Turnbull didn't replace elected Abbott because the electorate wanted that. Abbott was guilty of the crime of doing what he said he'd do and the things people voted for him to do.

In New Zealand there's a good industry of people doing community service, and people running businesses supervising them to get paid by the government. They clean up around the hospital, especially around the signs that say no smoking, where everybody stands and smokes. However I do not believe in community service when the community has to set aside time and money earning capabilities to supervise these people doing community service. In New Zealand the naughty kids get free education and the good kids who are on the free education spot as well also get to do community service with the bad ones. It helps if they have a Maori supervisor cause no one's going to give them schtick!

Hummus Useless

I normally love Plank but if there's one intelligent person around the News UK building can they please tell everyone that Chris whatever on QT was obviously 1. Being rhetorical and 2. Struggled a bit to understand the beginning of the question from a man who mumbled quite badly.

Did you have to show that speech by useless again? I threw up my breakfast wtaching that. Thanks a bunch.

Maddie..... Just gorgeous....😍

Have a big picnic on the quad outside

Scotland the Brave… and don’t you forget it! We will send them homeward to think again!

A bunch of class acts nominated again on the plank front, great show again !!! 😂😂

We need independence, From the SNP

Great guests this episode 😂👏

I would like to donate a hairbrush to the lady from Columbia University 🥴🤣🤣

Almost every media account shows your preferred pro-nouns, I'm a man and expect to be treated as such but on my Linked in account it shows my preferred pronouns. I've given my seat and held open doors for ladies and when questioned I always add "I'm doing it for me not necessarily for you".

After the genocide in Rwanda, just jogging the collective memory here, army members from DRC crossed over and set alight school girls in a dorm for not separating themselves along tribal Lines. And you say Rwanda is the bad guy? Really? None of these conflicts are black And white and there is no denying that the conflicts are Supported and fueled by external forces.

I don’t think it’s the end of the world that he didn’t know they were at war with each other

He's just a plank, Mike!!!

Can uk pensioner's apply to go to Rwanda ?

Enter building or go to shop and buy it

I was hoping with Talk T.V. Going back to its roots, so would "Plank Of The Week" (small set, only 2 people).

Who are the hidden Edomite enemy within you can't mention, that opened up the floodgates ? Wake up ! "So shall they fear the name of the LORD from the west, and his glory from the rising of the sun. When the enemy shall come in like a flood, the Spirit of the LORD shall lift up a standard against him." (Isaiah 59:19). ., ,.,.

The world has become a mad house for insane toss pots

Absolutely ludicrous whatever next men who R other men go to a man’s jail ?

Sounds like CLUB RWANDA is a good deal 😮

Humanitarian aid. = Kalashnikov.

We're still waiting for the WhatsApp messages, Isabel. Public interest, you said.

How is Drew Barrymore still on television. She is so out of her mind!😱

The home office people are mainly bame.

A friend of mine, female, used to do a clown show. She called herself Miss Fitt... I'm sure she'd have made a great drag queen impersonator. Ps, she was a person with a uterus. had two sons...

Mike and Boris Johnson has the sympathy belly - don't they - 😂

Great show but guys, do let the women speak!

He careered over on the scooter

What’s the bets the kidnapper will get rights and access to his kids

Students can go home & eat. Hungry by ignorant choice.

First time in fifty years I turned dr who off , since when has dr who been terrified of any one and when did the assistant have to be more brave than the dr ! Too woke for me , won’t be watching again till it changes . Can’t believe I’m saying that Turned into a musical !

Sorry Mike your show will be closed down your thinking is wrong lol

English literature. Like. Lol

The bus