PLEASE DON'T WAKE UP | THE MORTUARY ASSISTANT 

“Where’s the b*tch gone, SHES SLID OFF!” I think I just died of too much water escaping my body from crying 😂😂😂😂😂

“Oh a mop, definitely gonna need that when I sh*t myself” I died at that idk why because u found this so relatable 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"she looks so wrinkly." "ShE LoOkS LiKE A tHumB ThAtS bEEn In thE BatH FoR ToO LoNG" -Daz Games 2020

“What the f...” *”SHE’S DOING MATHS”* 😂

*This guy is the only RU-vidr that makes me laugh*

“I don’t need a doctors degree, I don’t think she dead.”😂😂

Daz: “The second you sit up, I’m gonna slap your lips off.” Loud knocks on door Also Daz: “No I won’t I’ll leave her alone!” 😂😂

Daz: "nothing happened why play the piano!" The women at the window with no clothes on: "so he didn't see me?"

Throws herself against the wall : me starts laughing dying

"SLIT YOUR THROUGH" Who else laughed at his reaction

Daz is seriously funny. Because In some horror games he says “Why is there no sprint button?” And in this horror game and other ones he says “Oh great oh wonderful there’s a sprint button” and in other games he says “SHHHHIIIITTTT FUUUUCCKKKK!!!” “NOBODY IS HOME”

At 9:18 when the lights went off his “NOOOOO” scared me more than the game

😂😂😂😂 cant stop watching the mortuary vids. It never gets old the ending.

“OH SHIT SHES MICHALE JACKSON” Me: Spitting out my tea And dying of laughter 💀💀

This guy is the best man. That’s it. He’s the best man of them all.

Your protective corner was so cute 😭 like you kept going back into that one corner when you got scared. It was cute! Safety corner, the you-can’t-fxcking-touch-me-while-im-here corner 😊

Something about this version of the mortuary assistant is scarier than the final version

This part 💀 I don't know why but I find this funny literally spell a whole chant lol 8:59 his face🤣

9:06 i litterly got such a bit fright i got this feeling all thru my body to my feet. In 0.0001 seconds!

Daz when you said "the moment you sit up im gonna slap your lips off" i was laughing for 1 minute straight

“ damn she got big feet, what are those? “ “ It’s like mother Teresa’s stunt double... “ “ the second you sit up I’m gonna slap your lips off! “ “ uUUhH. does it HAVE to be a storm?! “ “ formalormalalide, glubalubalide, and ethanol “ “ look at her, she’s happy! JUST CHUCK HER IN A HOLE!! “ “ I don’t need a doctors degree, I don’t think she’s dead. “ “ Oh Oh SH*T, she’s Michael Jackson”

"Shes like a wrinkly thumb" "Oh s*** shes Michael Jackson" These had me dying 🤣🤣

"Oh my God she is Michael Jackson!!!'🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"She looks like a thumb that's been in the bath too long." 10:30 LMAOO that got me

I've been in a deep depression and this man makes me laugh so hard. I love you.

Daz: Damn she got big feet, what are those? Me: *Inhales* WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE!!!!!

11:18 when Ur sister knows u ate her cookies

This was the first daz game vid I ever watched and i keep going back and watching it because it's so good everytime

When daz's scream is perfectly in tone and sync with the game's scream

Daz is the type of person to say "hello?" When there's an unidentified noise in the horror movies...

When he sh*ts himself after clicking on the machine will live rent free In my head for a long time 😂much love daz ❤️

6:48 "is that the machine?" *opens it and screams*

“NAH- NAH.. IM SORRY I DON’T DO THIS- I DON’T DO NIGHT SHIFTS…” *I WANNA RAISE*

This was actually my first video I’ve watched when I’ve found out about this channel

“if she sits up..if she si- damn shes got big feet what are those”bruh thats got me weak💀💀

Tell me how he can make me laugh when I am depressed but the videos that are named “IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO LAUGH” don’t even make me grin

11:04 i screamed this game is terrifing🤚

I swear I think Dax is the father everybody needs 😭😭😭😭

"Daddy Daz" I still can't breathe 😂 (it was on another vid)

When he was trynna look at the package We turned our heads at the same time xD

2:55 " We've got a mop, got a feeling I'm gonna need that for when I *shit myself* "

As soon as you see the title of the video you know it's gonna be terrifying👻😱 but funny with in it😂

is it just me or when daz said ‘let her float’ i was thinking the quote ‘you’ll float too’ from it. anyone else thought that??

🤣🤣🤣🤣 your face when it said slit you throat I couldn’t breathe 🤣🤣

This video is amazing you a great no matter what anybody says about you your amazing and you deserve to know that your so handsome and people will say things to put you down but you need to bring yourself back Daz I’m a HUGE fan

At 6:50 when he screamed im bursed out laughing Lol

I think the fact that Daz knows it's a horror game scares him

It’s 3am and I’m dying at the commentary, also “if she sits up- damn she got some big feet what are those”😂😂

Daz: uh am I done yet- The check list: SLIT YOUR THROAT Daz: *surprised Pikachu face*

Clipboard: " *slit your throat* " The corner of the clipboard: "thank you! :D"

“If you sit up I’m gonna slap your lips off!” *knocking* “No I won’t, I’ll leave her alone” 😂😂😂

The way he screamed after he said “shit she’s Micheal Jackson” 😂

Jumpscare List / Scary Moments 1:(1:54) Daz opens the door and finds the old bitch wit da big feet 2:(3:28) Thunder 3:(3:56) Something starts running (thumping) 4:(4:14) A lil more thunder 5:(5:03) Daz noticed she starts smiling 6:(5:20) Daz lost his shit 7:(5:27) More thunder 8:(5:56) The bitch left a nice little message for Daz❤️ 9:(6:31) The message is gone 10:(7:51) Thunder with some lovely piano 11:(8:58) BITCH OPENS HER EYES 12:(9:00) She starts talking 13:(9:14) She knocks on the wall 14:(9:15) Lights go out 15:(9:22) She’s still talking 16:(9:25) Talks a lil more 17:(9:28) she starts laughing 18:(9:31) Some banging 19: Lights go back on 20:(9:35) banging continues 21:(9:54) Door locks or unlocks idk 22:(10:24) Daz Open the door and she’s at the end of the hallway banging her head 23:(11:02) She breaks her whole body bones and everything 24:(11:08) She jumps towards the screen 25:(11:17) She appears then floats towards Daz THE END ( IF ITS BAD IM SORRY ITS MY FIRST TIME)

“damn she got big feet, whattare those”😭😭😭

“Oh sh*t she’s Michael Jackson” has got to be the funniest part in the whole video

for anyone hiding down in the comments: Stay here, take a break, I have cookies for anyone who needs them :)

Daz: *zooms in on dead lady's feet* "Damn! she got big feet! what are those?!"

Fun story: i know somebody whos friend actually used to work at a morge as a janitor. One night he was down where the freshly arrived bodies were, the other worker quickly went to go get some of the tools and such leaving him alone with about two or three dead bodies. He was near a male body, mopping when suddenly the body did a full convulsion and made an "AHHH" sound. Safe to say, he ran out of the room VERY quickly and only later found out that bodies which have been dead for under a certain amount of time can still twitch , convulse, and make some noises due to gas being released. He doesnt work there anymore and is now terrified of dead bodies

"She looks like mother Teresa's stunt double" lmaooooooooooo

“Oh oh sh*t she’s Michael Jackson” *me waiting for her to say “HEHE”*

idk why i just laughed so hard when he pulled the clipboard up and it said “slit your throat” 😂😂

*lights are on* *Daz: “ooooh light switches”* *flips light switch and room goes dark* *Daz: “AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! let’s keep those on shall we?”*

“She looks like a thumb that’s been in the bath too long”- Daz 2020 “Oh shit she’s Michael Jackson”- Daz 2020 My two favourite quotes ever

The cons of being early... *NO JUMPSCARE LIST*

everybody gangsta til the grandma starts writing in enchantment table

Dax: Oh sh*t she’s MJ Woman thing: bones break Also woman: flies and falls to the floor Me: DIES🤣💀😭

“Slit your throat.” Daz: 👁 👁 👄 “....I’m gonna ignore that.”

"Oh, oh shit, she's Micheal Jackson." *couple of seconds later she gets thrown across the room and it sounds like a bow and arrow from Minecraft*

“Oh oh sh*t she’s Micheal Jackson” *me waiting for a HEHE*

I have to mention this when Daz goes: Daz: Am I done yet? *Sees clipboard* Daz: Takes a moment of silence😂😆

daz: *sees saitanic symbols on the wall* also daz:"SHES DOING MATHS!"

I immediately noticed when her expression changed and I was like: *”Uh Honeyy Please don’t”*

“Mother Teresa’s stunt double” IM WHEEEEEEZING

Daz: Damn she got big feet what are those? Also Daz: Big feet or not I’ll kick your ass. I swear to god He is the only RU-vidr that makes me laugh!😂

nobody: me: looks at comments cause I’m scared

“I don’t do night shifts... I want a raise!”😂😂😂 LITERALLY ME

Why does she kind of look like Jeffrey Star?

3:36 the “yay! I’m now a doctor!” Was just the most wholesome thing I’ll ever see tvT

I can’t be the only one who read the clip board as “slit your throat” in a angry voice and then “thank you” in a jolly happy voice.

daz: she’s smiling me:bro she wasn’t doing that before get the frick out guys thanks for these likes 😳

i’m earlier than my hispanic mother arriving 6 hours early to the airport

“She looks like a thumb that’s been on the bath too long” now that made me laugh a lot 😂😭😂

“Bitch is doing maths” Me to myself when I finally understand the concept of maths😂😭

Woman: *bends back into a crazy position* Daz: "OH SHIT! She's Michael Jackson." Me: *Dies laughing* Woman: *Throws herself against the wall* Me: *Goes silent*

I know the reason why she started to smack her head on the wall She has school tomorrow

“she looks like a thumb that’s been in the bath too long” 😂😂why did that kill me

she sounded like those people that read the terms & conditions 😭

I dont need a doctor's degree I think she's dead, sentence of the yearr 😂😂😂

The way you quietly said, “who wrote that on my pad?”, TOOK ME OUT

When she wrote the satanic things on the wall and he said “what is she doing maths” I died

“Oh shit she’s Michael Jackson”😂😂😂 I started dying

No offence, but why does the lady look like Jeffree Star?!?

Daz: *Ill hit you’re lip’s off!* Door: guess who’s here?~ Daz: *no I won’t*

POV: you’re hiding in the comments so you don’t get scared and poo yourself.

LOL YOUR FACE WHEN THE CLIPBOARD SAID “SLIT YOUR THROAT”. IM CRYING I-

disembodied voice: “i know you” Daz: “you don’t, you don’t” I’m over here CREASINGGGGG 🤣🤣🤣

Body: *turns out to be demonic* Daz: "I WANT A RAISE"

I ALMOST THREW MY FING CHROMEBOOK WHEN SHE OPENED HER EYES Is it just me or when she threw herself against the wall it sounded like a Minecraft skeleton shooting an arrow

10:00 BRO TURNED AUSTRALIEN😭

Dont lie, you are terrified and looking through the comments😂😱