3:05 Tupac 4:10 Maple Syrup 6:16 Lizard People 10:05 Biggie 13:08 Contact Solution 15:26 Mayans 17:52 Oscars 18:54 Lava floor game 21:39 Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 25:10 The Sun 25:48 Beyonce 28:31 Radioshack 29:05 Chinese immigration 31:32 Rocks 33:06 Lady Gaga 33:16 Nicki Manaj
Bravo on making a whole podcast about "funny" conspiracy theories to cover up the fact that you are actually lizard people. Hats off to you Lizzenna and Lizulien.
There's a reason that they have cermets as pets. That's the proper classification for well-known frog species in dog suits. Kermit the Frog's "frog suit" in puppet form was created as a diversion to the masses, so you'd always _think_ cermets really live in frog bodies and frog suits. It's only fitting that Lizard people would have amphibians in dog suits for pets. This reptilian couple tried to sneak this past us, but their cermets just... PROOF. Undeniable proof.
You guys should do a podcast on urban legends specifically. Go on creepy pasta on Reddit and read stories about skin walkers and the smiling man and things like that plzzzz.
I have a conspiracy theory about Jenna & Julien. Think about it. Who else remembers how in Jenna's old videos, in the background always looking at us was the Spider-Man picture on the wall & the cardboard cutout of Mr. Spider-Man. I'm thinking that those were actually Julien, sent there to protect Jenna and whenever Jenna was going through a rough time or was stressed about anything, Spider-Man(aka Julien) would swoop in, take her stress and sadness away from her, and store it all in his man bun. Then one day, when he had collected all of Jenna's stress, Julien emerged from the Spider-Man cutout and boom, happily ever after. Next, someone will emerge from something else in their house and take Marble's stress away. Mark my words. Mark them.
Earth could have went through a parallel universe and small things have changed that we remember but they arnt true like sex IN the city is really sex AND the city and star wars "luke i am your father" is now no i am your father and i think this could possibly be why everything feels strange/off and isn't how i remember it being when i was young
I have felt that way for so long. The years get shorter (like they go by way fucking faster than usual) and holidays like Christmas since 2012 have lost that Christmassy kind of feel... This going to sound weird but even pain is different for me. Like if I fell and scraped my knee in 2011 I would cry, but 2013 it was pretty much no ducks given.
My own conspiracy theory is that braces were initially invented as a torture device but they noticed that it straightened teeth out and they were like "we can make so much fucking money from this".
I know I’m a little late to the party here but personally my theory is that braces were invented to humble teenagers so that they stop giving attitude to their parents
i've been rewatching/listening to all the old podcasts. even if some of it is a little bit outdated (the whole ''new iphone'' and ''apple watch'' saga), i've been having a blast! you can really see how jenna and julien are growing as a person each episode your watching. it's like i'm going back in time and seeing somebody evolve right in front of your eyes (are they pokémon or just human beings?!). i know it's going to be sad when i reach the end but for now i still got a lot of hours to enjoy the conversations :) love you two
This video has made my day. I'm from the Uk and now im currently on my way to find the royal family and find out if they are really lizard people! if i get arrested i blame dale... also i wonder if gary has to cut up his food extra small to give some to tupac and some for himself. Because i fee like tupac may get hungry.
"Fake syrup" isn't a conspiracy though, it's a known fact that pretty much every major/commercial brand of maple syrup is actually just corn syrup flavored to taste like maple syrup. Real maple syrup that comes from maple trees is more expensive and relatively rare in America, so that's why most people (myself included) buy the fake stuff. So unless you're actively seeking out real maple syrup, it's most likely that yours is fake. I blame Dale. Those other conspiracies though were brilliant. Loved this podcast
This is true, but the Canadian maple syrup is actually maple syrup. I think they were talking about the stuff branded as (and normally) real maple syrup.
I know right. That sounds just like him. I dont think she is a good rapper, but I prefer Nicki over Iggy any day. I wonder if there are any conspiracy theories about Iggy, I'd believe it all.
what if the government doesn't want you to look at the sun because looking at the sun for too long, makes you time travel? Like what if after staring at the sun too long, you can't see anything because you're blinded, and once you recover your vision, you're in another dimension or in another time period?
Oh, my sweet Jenna and Juien. *sigh* "In West Philadelphia, born and raised" The cab ride from West Philly to Bel Aire was 2676 miles, not from Hollywood! Where did Hollywood come from? Hahahaha!!!
its amazing going back and looking back at the older episodes after watching the newer ones and seeing the progress you two have done. The conversation is always the same tho, interesting, funny, and easy flowing and that makes me so happy. You guys are amazing!
I love that Jenna very seriously said “pine trees” when talking about maple syrup. Not joking. I literally loved it and i giggled way harder than my Canadian ass should have.
I have a personal theory that all of the rocks and pebbles on earth are actually planets. Therefore, our earth is a rock on another planet and its only a matter of time before someone like picks it up or kicks it or something.
Oh my god and think about how if the rocks on this planet are planets then they have other rocks on them that also have rocks on them... It's a never ending cycle...
are we never gonna talk about the Paul McCartney is actually dead theory or....? because that actually is a fantastic conspiracy theory, lots of layers to that one and it actually could be true (but it likely isn't)
I always come back to this episode when I need a good laugh. Today I was watching this with my boyfriend (his first time) and he chuckled here and there but completely lost his shit at "Lady Gaga is one of Sacha Baron Cohen's characters" 😂
So happy you guys made a part 2! I was just watching one of Julien's videos and one of the suggested videos on the side was the first conspiracy theory podcast and while watching I said they should make a part 2 of this. Then saw on twitter that you did.
Get drunk and listen to this podcast. It's amazing. Also, I love how seriously you guys took the debate about lizard people having babies and going to the bathroom. Please do a drunk podcast one day. :)
Hi, I love your podcast and both of your channels! I thought I might tell you some things about making maple syrup in the spirit of knowledge. :) Pine trees don't produce the sap you get for maple syrup. Also you don't gather it in the winter. You get sap from sugar maples or swamp maples, and it is basically sugar water. You gather it in the spring and boil it. To make one gallon of maple syrup you have to boil 30-50 gallons of sap. The bucket you use to gather syrup (this process is called "tapping") should be about the same diameter as the tree you are tapping, you can use multiple buckets if need be. (My neighbor has huge-ass trees and uses industrial size trashcans with tubes going from the tree into them. Lol) Anywho, I hope you find this interesting! Again I love your channels, you are so talented and I can tell you work really hard at what you do :)
Can I just say that I fucking love the way you advertise your sponsors? Nowadays people are always bitching about advertisements no matter what shape or form. But I've been hearing you advertise in this case Squarespace in such an eloquent manner, just really explaining it and it's a great way to advertise. If I wasn't a webdesigner myself I probably would've done that shit and they'd have you to thank for it! Well done :)
Cassiopeiic ORRRRRRR you could have squarespace do it for you, you pay them their price then you charge the third party a mark up and all you have to do is be a middleman/woman
So there's this crazy conspiracy theory that you guys are going to put out a peach toy like Jenna did the marbles and Kermit. We want it please pretty please.
the nicki one makes sense because she spent a lot of time studying Jay-Z's flow and has credited him a lot so i mean I'm sure she just subconsciously raps like him so if you make it sound deep it sounds like jay-z
Lara C I've been studying French since grade 3, I've also studied French in France and in Quebec Canada (French is the first language there) and it's always been "beau", like the other girl said.
😂 About Radio Shack, all I remember is everyone rich in my community standing around talking about rich people things: church leaders, insurance agents, and funeral directors. My uncle was a mason, and I sometimes went there with him. There would be things that I wanted, but I was always told. "We will buy it from somewhere better.".... So why are we here shuffling around money? 🎉 unlocked so many core memories. I didn't pay too much attention to them. I was always looking at the cameras, phones, and computers. But I remember the people and that no one ever bought anything. I was shuffling around money. But I never saw a product or a service.
OK the Nikki song slowed down freaked me out! Has anyone here heard about the Rugrats theory? That supposedly it's all just Angelica's dream(s). I think it's something about her parents not giving her enough attention so she imagined all the babies. But the hole in it would probably be the creation of Rugrats all grown up.
I heard all the kids died and Angelica is the only one that can see them. Dill is the only real baby which is why he doesn't get to go on the adventures and the parents don't abandon him for hours they actually take care of him. And then like tommy was a still born and his dad went crazy down stairs in the basement making toys for him. Chuckee died in a car crash with his mom when he was 2. And like the twins were aborted. Something like that. It's definitely ruined my childhood. 💁🏽
I told my mom about the Gary busey theory and she started cracking up. When I added the maple syrup part, she said "what's the fascination with Gary busey??" I didn't know what to tell her but "...because he's TUPAC" I love this podcast!!!
Julien, Im so happy with the fact that you and Jenna are sharing a mic because your voices' audio levels are the same and I dont have to keep adjusting the volume. Bc sometimes either one of your voices are low or so high.
