The phrase which elevates this tale from the gutter it could have dwelt in, was, "it slithered right out." Such a wholesome story that it seems ripped screaming and kicking from the script of a Hallmark movie. Well, maybe not kicking. . .
I seriously cannot emphasise how amazing this is. If Wendell did a show with super long episodes it would probably become one of the best shows in the world. I have never laughed so hard at any fictional character in my whole life. I have to keep skipping back to catch what he said cos I’m too busy not breathing getting stitches here dude! I have to pause to catch my breathe the whole time. I’ve watched every Wendell video at least two dozen times now. This is INSANE! I’m dying here man! Seriously amazing holy shit! 🤣🔫
I tend to give Wendell the benefit of the doubt in situations like this, in part because it's my understanding that the intensity of the pain that he constantly endures is so great and unrelenting that it effectively prevents him from having a libido. Anyway, back to books!
My momma used to Hauk Tua and spit on that thing.....the thing was a hanky and she used to wipe my face with it before school. Why? I don't know but I can still smell it and it smelled like love. Coke aught to do another song just like the days of my youth..." I'd like to teach the world to hauk tua and spit on that thing, and make it all shiny and bright...just hauk it back and let it gooooooo it makes the world go rouuuuund!"
I'd pay 500$ to be involved in a single skit. Not as a speaking role per say but a side character. This fuckin legend is just that, I fuckin comedy legend. Been a fan for years. In tony hinchcliffe world an ultimate panel is Tim Dillion, Kyle dunnigan, and kerp
In my myind, Wendell's thing is shaped like the bendy part of a straw, only about eight inches long, but just a big around as a bendy straw. Probably gets caught in a lyot of thyings.
