Pokémon Logic Meme Review 

Man that dolphin Pokemon quote didn't age well

Mikey: I’m 110% evil Me: But if your not 100% evil you’re 50% evil

Mikey: we'll probably never get a dolfin pokemon. Literally the next generation: introducing palafin.

23:00 "if I had a nickel for every time I was thwarted by a puppet, I'd have 2 nickels... which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice" Doctor Doofenshmertz

Players: Yes, with Fairy types in the remakes, fighting Cynthia will be easy! Devs: _Gives Garchomp Iron Head._

"katie edit out most of my rambling" katie: no, no i don't think I will

12:16 welcome to gen 9 and to 2023, there are dolphin pokemon now!

"These games about to be way easier." Gamefreak: *And we took that personally.*

This is the closest thing we can get to pokemon talk but its still FRICKIN AMAZING

bulbasaur: Hi, I'm bulbasaur squirtle: And I'm squirtle bulbasaur: And this is pokemon- squirtle: *clap clap* meme review

19:14 This aged so well with Dudunsparce

*Lego Grunty Boi* "Ah yes,I shall call you legrunty boi"

In the manga Brendan's hat makes sense as it covers up the scars he got from a Salamence he fought while protecting May when they were young

"These games about to be way easier lmaooo" *Cynthia's abilities, held items and moves change completely*

5:53 the fact that Pokémon SV came out three years after SWSH

"I don't expect there to ever be a dolphin pokemon" S/V : allow us to introduce ourselves

Theory: Katie *did* edit out most of Mikey’s rambling, Mikey just rambled for hours.

for those of you who are wondering, the "dolphin controversy" Mikey is talking about is that fishing villages in Japan slaughter thousands of dolphins every year cruelly- for what they claim is sustenance for humans. They also sell them (alive) to zoos and aquarium parks- but if they have any cuts or scratches or deformities, they put a harpoon through them.

I always preferred Zamazenta because it is the sheild, Zacian is just holding the sword

i panicked at 12:10 when bro sadi "no dolphin pokemon"... then i remembered at the time ScVi hadent came out lmfao

Mikey: I'm 110% evil and 120% in a team. Fans: He's 50% evil and 50% in a team.

Mikey: * breathes * Grunty boy: *flamboyantly ruins your day*

mikey: i dont think we will ever get a dolphin pokemon Gen9: r u shure about that

I love the "they will probably never have a dolphin pokemon" a few years later the buff dolphin dude we always wanted has arrived 😁

"Japan relationship with dolphin is in short controversial" Jotaro: *sweats a lot*

20:50 since cosmoem has mass it would logically still be effected by inertia and thus Lillie would still essentially be pulling around a boulder every time she moves and yet she is seen sprinting off in the games with cosmoem in the backpack. And yes it’s not like it would be constantly pulling her down as yes it is floating, but it is stationary and thus as Newton’s first law of motion states, it would still try to resist the change in motion and it’s weight would mean it would require a LOT of energy to get past that inertial “barrier” and thus would still be extremely difficult to move. This would mean lily is capable of pulling around a semi truck with no real effort. Something else I forgot to mention, LILLIE’s SPINE IS INDESTRUCTIBLE. Let me explain. The idea of an object wanting it stay at rest is also true for an object wanting to stay in motion. And I am sure we all know what mass x acceleration equals. And based on both pixel measurements and statistical average running speed for someone of her hight, age, and overall build, her running speed would be about 15-17MPH so we will just go with 16 MPH. This speed would also be transferred to cosmoem. Plug this information into a calculator as I do not have the time to do the math myself, and all of it comes to equal 9733 newtons of force, or 992 kilograms of force, or 1.05 tons of force. This means that much force is hitting her spine every time she stops.

7:59 hey, no one said that was your phone, Mikey. Also HAIL YEAH!

I'd love to see Castform evolutions in a future generation. They'd be similar to Eeveelutions, like if you leveled up Castform in a harsh sunlight, you'd get fire castform to evolve into something like "Blazform", or exposing Castform to a thunder stone, and get "Electroform". It'd even be cool to see dual type forms, like water/dragon with a name like "Seadragoonform" or something. Electric/Steel would be something like "E-Rodform".

Mikey: I don't think there will ever be a dolphin Pokémon Finizen and Palafin: I'm about to end this mans whole career.

My headcanon for Lillie being able to "carry" Cosmoem was always: 1) it floats 2) it's a psychic type that likes being close to her so even out of it as it is it subconciously tries to follow her around/stick with her. It does the heavy lifting for her because it isn't as actively mischieveous as Cosmog anymore

Well the dolphin one aged like fine wine

As a child who played Pokemon Sword around the time this video was made, Can confirm it is nostalgia as a whole.

“dry juicy curry” ah yes this floor is made out of ceiling

Anyone wanna talk about how pokemon litteraly rick rolled us with a Bidoof for Bidoof day? also HAIL YEAH

Wait… THAT’S NOT BRENDON’S ACTUAL HAIR?!

My God, Grunty Boy is almost 3 years old.

Michael: people can just make rugs?!? Me: yes Mikey that’s how rugs are made

To the physics question: If she could push it is one thing, but as cosmoem still would gain momentum, it could potentially break her back if she ran and then suddenly stopped. It is dangerous

and just a year later a dolphin pokemon exists

This is the only channel that I don't mind when it has sponsers

The ability in the meme isn't literally their abilities, Mew's special is the ability to learn any move, while Celebi is time travel

Grunty Boi: *Steals phone* Mikey: Oh no! *Anyway*

11:46 Finizen and Palafin: *”Allow me to introduce myself”*

Kyogre during the intro looked like it was saying "You can do it Mikey, Go!"

When pushing a completely floating object, the only resistance you need to go against when pushing/pulling orizontally would be: 1) the force it applies on itself to stay still in place, if any. If cosmoem does not fight you, that can be assumed 0. 2) the friction between cosmoem and the medium it's floating in, which is air, which becomes denser as you get faster. Assuming you're just walking, air resistance is irrelevant. So yeah, it depends on wether the forces that make it float are only vertical or not.

If Cosmoem only floats, and assuming Lillie walks with an acceleration of about 0.3 gs, or roughly 2.9m/s/s, she would need to exert 2943.9 newtons of force or about 660 pounds to pull Cosmoem. She's still ripped.

I think the chart at 18:30 means mew can learn any move and celebi can time travel

23:09 Hail yeah, Dr. Doof. "The Pokéfusinator!"

Hail yeah! The Phineas and Ferb reference near the end! “If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a sock puppet, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice!”

18:48 What "Special Ability" means here is their unnatural abilities. For Mew, it has its connection to all Pokemon with its DNA and ability to transform (Ditto are technically failed Mew clones), Celebi has its ability to time travel, and Castform has it's ability to transform based on the weather.

I automatically start humming to the ASPITPIAY music every time.

Looking back on this one after SV came out is funny. The 3 year gap thing, the Tera type possibility for squirtle, the dolphin Pokémon callout.

The gruty boi mild annoyance meme is just like team rocket in anime.

Fun Fact: A Choice Specs Sceptile using Dragon Pulse can outspeed and OHKO most Garchomp sets.

21:00 "Assume a spherical Cosmoem..."

I’m gonna be honest, I had no idea drampa existed until this video, but now it’s one of my favorites😂

Alternate Title: Mikey struggles with Physics

Next thing you know: Jolteon: Hey everyone it’s a pleasure to be in the sky today

Gamefreak: with fairy types Cynthia will be ez! Salamence: wot about me I have an Iron head

“How isint there a dolphin pokemon” “Pokémon scarlet and violet” ;-;

Yes, let us forget the anime where BOTH ash and Lillie just hold the thing in their cupped hands

grunty boy: As a captain of industry- mikey: You'll be stealing things legally now?

Man yeah “I don’t think a dolphin Pokémon will exist”. Finizen a year and a half later:

After watching his videos I’ve started genuinely saving three times in most of the games I play and the one time I didn’t, it didn’t save so it proves it that if you don’t save atleast three times you have not saved

Forget Lily being buff, what the heck is that bag made of?

The subtitles say “Greetings boogie fans, Michael here and welcome to the newest episode of ask Peter pie!”

"and i dont expect there to be..dolphin pokemon maybe ever-" Finisen: am i a joke to you, mikey?

The way that Zigzagoon post predicted what they'd do to Dunsparce tho...

Mickey: "does raycon know you're a criminal" Gruntie Boii: "I'm not up to anything illegal today" Mickey: "All your past actions are on RU-vid!" Raycon's HR department: "We did a background check right?"

Everyone: Hail yeah I understood that Phineas & Ferb reference Me: Shuba

Subredit: How do we not have a dolphin pokemon. Pokemon company: we have one now

From the lillie cosmoem thing, as long as cosmoem is moving with lillie on its own, it won’t be heavy but if she has to push it then that’s where it gets heavy

mikey: "if you get that reference, comment hail yeah" me: HAIL YEAH

Someone: Oh cythina is going to be easier Me: GARCHOMP CAN LEARN POISON JAB

1:21 me after 2 hours of laughing I see it again and laugh for another 2 hours 😂

"i don't expect there to not be any dolphin" *one year later*

Hail yeah, as soon as I heard “if I had a nickel” I knew what you were going for

I wish Pokémon Talk was here again

22:50 Hail Yeah! A reference to one of my favorite TV shows of all time!

7:42 that awkward 10 second silence look reminds me of friends and Mikey is Joey and grunty boy is Chandler

"We have a Waifu" "So do we." *PROCEEDS TO SHOW THE WRONG WAIFU*

20:41 here’s the answer: greater mass is harder to move, regardless of friction. She could move it, yes, but doing so at a normal walking speed would be nearly impossible because it would have so much inertia (an object’s resistance to acceleration, which is directly proportional to mass).

This episode started out GREAT

"How there no Dolphin Pokemon?" *Finizen lurking*

Physics for ya! It would be very difficult to get Nebby moving however as air resistance is the only opposing force (assuming psychic energy is forcing a negative vertical acceleration), it would be very difficult to stop Nebby’s movement once in horizontal motion so if she finally got Nebby moving, Nebby ain’t stopping.

That comic is so in character and feels exactly like an actual Pokemon Talk episode.

My best friend is called Sebastian so whenever I see him I say, "Ha HA, it is you Seb-bie BOI" He laughs everytime.

Mikey saying "I don't expect there to be a dolphin pokemon, maybe ever" aged well

11:47 well boys, we finally did it, FINIZEN AND PALOFIN LEZ GO

More evidence for castform being a mythical: he has the same base stats in every stat, like mew and a bunch of other mythicals.

thanks to SV there is now a dolphin pokemon

Me when mikey was talking about the Lilly is buff meme: I didn’t come here to learn!

They were talking about celebis abilty to time travel and mews ability to learn all moves

About the 'Special Abilities' Celebi can travel through time, and Mew I believe only... uh... is the ancestor to all pokemon and is really op (in the anime) even going 1-1 with Mewtwo and winning

Michael needs to start saying: "In some point in the pastpitipy"

I love how MandJTV is trying to use normal law of physics in a world full of magic where those laws dont apply whatsoever.

When Mikey starts failing at physics that's when we know we're screwed

Imagine if team sky just removes the outerspace's existence

Mikey expecting no dolphin pokemon Gen 9/10 not existing then: HAIL YEAH

Bro's plushy has the winning smile 💀