Pokémon Sword: Isle of Armor 

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Nobody: Absolutely no one: Normie Girl: :-)

This is fine. :)

Ding dong!

immovable emotion

Killed me bro

"JFK" is a verb now in gamer language. Truly a legacy he'd be proud of.

I actually said the same thing lol

WATCHOUTWATCHOUTWATCHOUT JFK OUTTA NOWHERE

A line we thought we'd never hear and thought we'd or he'd never cross.

She is not disturbed from murdering that slowpoke

That slowpoke didn’t die he’s immortal

Thank you Mr. Fish

@@maninthot5594 Pokemon may be temporary. But Slowpoke is Eternal

Yes

Not a giant fish,he is mr. fish

Normie girl: ಠ⌣ಠ

Mmmm…mushrooms taste good!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@Topgsquid imagine your YourRU-vid avatar saying that

I mean, Pikachu’s the icon of Pokémon, and with how bad Game Freak treats the franchise as of now, that Pichu needs a thunder stone to skip an evolution fast.

I mean he could of pressed B every time pichu tried to evolve

@@lacia1658 what's worst, that pichus's depressed. Or that he got his evolution cancelled every time (wich I believe might just be extra painfull. I mean it's like his whole body's growing and changing. Making it turn back that's just painfull xD). So he's either depressed or scared for life !

Pichu is holding a everstone

@Matt Lee *a everstone

Almost liked it when it was at 69

Just brought it to 969

I learn more from RU-vid then school is that sad... Either way what a line

@@PikaGirl7 teachers don't get paid enough to actually care if you learn or not, we're living off a salary of pamphlets for retirement vacations and children's sass.

eaxctly

Thank u Mr fish

Thank u mr fish

Thank u mr Fish

Thank you mr fish

Thank u Mr fish

Fitting. Just fitting.

Only what he would say

its so funny

Too accurate to the vibe everyone is getting from mr. Fish

MR FISH IS GOD

W t f

She wants to be Roxie so badly

@@karlhyetravelerofworlds No one can surpass Moxie, when she sang in her Gym you could actually hear her singing, SwSh can't beat that

Why am I not surprised?

Klaras bathwater

It killed the pokemon too

@@ObiWan-Kenobi No it's not cursed enough for me

The Pokemon is just like *STOP*

Pokémon gun confirmed

With all given respect: This Soup should kill humans. For obvious reasons. Its not ok in Real Life ot eat Plutonium, so it's not ok to eat that Soup. Get it?

do you recognize the bodies in the water?

​@@dorisscott9527 even if you did recognize them, there is nothing you could do to help them, but that's fine because you do not recognize the bodies in the water

I mean, most Pokèmon understand english

And psychic types like gardevoir can speak with telepathy

And the Slowking in the second Pokemon movie is fully fluent in English/Japanese/whatever language you're watching it in

@@nekoyama113tbf that’s less so truly understanding humans and more so sending signals that automatically translate to us as whatever we understand.

Just like Joker´s neutral special, Clara´s neutral special is a GUN.

:)

skillshare kirby?!

Skillshare Kirby thanks RU-vid ad algorithm

So many don't vape ads....

Skillshare Kirby!!!

@@hurt4322 hello very fair character

Thank u Mr Fish

whateGrr

Grr

ZeoCommenter TM

*too

Did Leon possesed the Normie girl?

This was honestly me the entire dlc

I get why the lines are like that. Since you can go into the isle of armor at any point after Pokédex I think

she looks like the cross between the two

it cost you literally nothing to not say that but you did anyways.

Disagree. Hairstyle isn't similar enough, she resembles a older Daisy with makeup.

Guys if you buy dlc then can you play island of armor and crown of tundra?

Shes called Honey

The cotton candy hair girl might be the best summary of all time

He was trying to hide from the truth.

PokemonLover 25 um, excuse moi, its based in englishland, so the appropriate term is “Fairy Floss”.

@@gordogunso I just call it the kinkcotton

Tie people up and then start to lick em. I do that without the cotton but it makes them taste better

Stupid virgin baby man

I lost my virginity in the abstract void of nothingness before I was born. Step up yer game.

Well i was already inside a woman before i was born...

L4LEGEND * lmfaoo can you not put my bumble username up here like that thanks

Shout out to RVB there.

if she considereds toxic spikes as cheating than i guess using lvl 100 mons must be playing fair

Jason Callaghan so I went when I had 3 badges. I bugged my Rillaboom up to level 50. The highest level Pokémon Klara had was a 27

everyone has a routine.

*laughs in adblock

Yes

*Laughs in opened search tab for Klara r34*

It happens to me to lol

O YEAH! G max be a USA trained sniper now.

With over 300 confirmed kills

And that the slowbro has a gun as well

Blue oak -upgrade Blue oak with boobs -perfection

@@vihurah9554 indeed

Now i’m salty that i got shield

also 69 likes lol

avery is better

I had a level 100 team when I fought her and I loved how confused she was when she lost

Batman 13 SAME

@@Nobody134 ayy nice

Best quote of 2020

Surprise slowbro doesnt have a gigantamax

Same

True, but it wouldn’t make sense because of piers

Although this does make a lot of sense I think game freak is trying to have the new rivals to have new Pokémon from the isle

@@cyb3rspace478 yeah but piers was just a dark type gym leader and he already has obstagoon which is music themed in the credits

She wasn't music themed but liek was her slow bro gigantimsx or was it jsut dynamax

@@killerkirby366 It was Dynamaxed

I have never wanted to imitate a joke more.

I actually did the same thing coincidentally

Reminds me of when I named hawluch, hawk holgan.

Damn... That's really good

That sounds like something teddie from persona 4 would say. I love it.

Firegaminggeek hold on, he’s got a point - Krunk 2020 (correct me if I said it wrong)

@@savien6401 *no no, he's got a point. And its kronk, not krunk

No please say it ain't so

I was Dissapointed with no Characters at all

same here

I find the best way to understand pokemon's story lines is often not to think.

@@notrod5341 Good advice.

It does scale. I made a new account on my switch so I could have both forms. I just needed to beat the first gym and get to level 30

that team rocket grunt back in the day decided the best way to guard their secret hideout entrance was too NOT challenge you to a pokemon battle....AND IT WORKED! You had to dress yourself as a team rocket member to get past him. Clearly, him and Klara (and whoever shield has) are the only people with a brain in this series

Didn't Avery did that first with his Physic Field?

Who would respect a title that just any random kid can get?

WesNohathas do you remember bede?

ORAS says "hi".

Honestly though. You can't even start this quest until after you beat the game right? You'd think they'd use the fact that your the champion for something. Like why does the player need to learn anything from Mustard if they've already proven themselves to be stronger than his best student.

I mean they always are Before the title is taken by some kid Do you not remember Cynthia or hell the champion of S and S HE WAS A CELEBRITY Which means he should have any respect since we'll celebrity and all but hey HE GOT IT

Ok when I fought Klara I was leading Galarian slowbro because he was a psychic type and I soaked up the toxic spikes instantly. Psychic terrain is way better imo it makes his psychic attacks stronger.

Avery: Has a field effect that powers up all his psychic type moves and neutralizes Shadow Sneak and Sucker punch Klara: Spikes that do not increase the power of poison type moves and can be made useless by steel, poison and Cinderace's Court Change

*laughs in corviknight*

@@vglove8566 lmao I just powered through with my alcreamie

Well. I got shield, so I got the Weird terrain. Good thing I had already decided to crush Avery with a psychic type.

This is why Arceus can be caught by 12 year olds. It’s because he’s too curious. The guy probably thinks, ‘Wait does this kid really think that a regular poke ball would allow him to control me?! HA! You know what? Let’s see where this goes. He made me laugh, so why not. If he tries to abuse his power, I can always just leave or smite him. It’ll be fun’ ARCEUS HAS BEEN SUCCESSFULLY CAPTURED! YOU GOT 5937336 XP

The complete opposite reaction oak would have

I LIKE YOUR CUT, MY CHILD [Arceus uses Judgement] *SLAP*

WHAT IF IT COULD FLY?

Legends arceus in a nuttshell

You figure that one out yourself?

Aplharad

Aplharad

Aplharad more like Aplhard work

Aplharad

Alphahard

The people: oh yeah, we’re all cumming together

True That

@@Matthew-Batthew Lmao

They need to give us honey.

@@Matthew-Batthew tru

My guy, let me tell you about findoms

@@emblemblade9245 do you mean femdoms?

@@comsox4915 fin(ancial)dom

She wasn't in shield so i don't even know her.

Comsox Well they’re technically both but findoms are the kind who demand money from their subs because the subs get a sexual thrill from giving up their money to them. It’s like donating to female streamers for attention, except she calls you trash and the donations are way bigger.

I'm just wondering about the hentai

Noah Petersen PLEASE NO GOD NO

@@malegends6066 Oh, it's good... *TOO* good...

@@leika8838 wait really?

Ikr? She's like the opposite of my first impression of Marnie Marnie in trailer: belong to the street Marnie in game: cute and sweet af

Good one lol

Technically, if you faint a Pokemon, it makes it a 100% chance to catch. It can't try to break out.

Whatever

LittleJ GG whatever

Ronald Corneilius McDonald grr

Whatever

Thank good

Grrr

Also 69th like btw

Whatever

Witch joke?

Yeah kid but this is America

it's japanese game company, that localized a game for an American audience.

@@pforgottonsoul and yet the characters refer to their mothers as "mum", and the t.v as "telly"... not to mention a lot of the things the characters say are phrased in the way british people talk. inconsistencies are inconsistencies. sorry if this reply comes across as sarcastic but it's a bit of a gripe for me lol.

Hearts Glow and honey calls you love

@@nesssniffyfan1987 Thats so original, you are totally not 9

Alpha saw not her life but the life of JFK and Slowpoke flash before he eyes. That is why her face can not express the depress.

Ah yes, another man of culture referencing Community

He is truly going to work hard 😜

He says, already fully woke AF

Avery is trying, but whenever he tries to be expressive in any way, he looks like a doctor just told him he has terminal cancer while he was having sex

@@Edgeperor AHHAHAHAHHAHA

When he said that I just did a JoJo pose

Edgeperor I had no idea he was a guy

@@smartstuf1026 same lmao

Why doesnt this have more likes..

I was like oh wow finally an actual personality in this game. Then the DLC lasted 15 seconds. Imagine if they only put the same effort into the actual gym leaders

and she's hot

T G T H I C C

And don't forget, she also straight-up tries convincing Honey and Mustard NOT to train you after seeing how powerful you are, in addition to cheating by littering your side of the field with Toxic Spikes before the match! Avery, the Shield counterpart, is similar, but summons Psychic Terrain instead to boost his Pokemon's Psychic attacks and make sure you don't try any priority moves!

Normie girl: soup time; I like soup

Twitch thots getting away with anything

We knew that since twitch thots

A Classy Dino Named Zanthor true tho XD

Mustard is old.

this is a far too serious and worthwhile comment for an alpharad video grr

I didn't even think about that but I AGREE; in the narrative you're just some kid who became THE Champion after beating Leon and now you're just up against some [ob]noxious, poisonous, TOXIC person who specializes in 'underhanded' tactics rather than absolute strength amongst "a bunch... uheheh… OF NOBODIES!"(Spinel, Steven Universe: Future) in Mustard Dojo, which may very well be her only family there on the island [if she has any at all] compared to the two sets of identical NPC Elite Trainer triplets (who themselves are ridiculously hardworking/studious as her yet they have eachother), A POLIWRATH, hah, Scraggy!, two random ass kids who clearly haven't experienced enough abandonment to wreck their childish sense of fun and wonder, "oh, the places" that packbacker lady'll "go", and some kung fu Joe-Schmoe. Now you got some legit ag[e]ism appearing in Pokémon's for the first time, MEANINGFULLY, since its inception. I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY hope we see her backstory in an episode of Twilight Wings or something. And Tim Hill in the comments just made me realize that the player still has their hard ass Pokémon rather than making it any more fair for Klara and others to stand a chance----until you get "the secret armor", COUGH, COUGH, [anti]plot armor.

But she got punished, Mustard made her do some chores in the dojo for 6 months. Mustard says that right after Alpha cut the clip.

*"Simp"*

maybe, but the punchline is all of the people who bought the game and its DLC.

@Foop2006pizza 202 yeah thats literally the only way i see people being pokemon fans right now, they just block it out and dont notice the stark lack of quality.

@@Yipper64 you know or their kids who just have fun and this is likely the 1st or 2nd pokemon game for them lol you know main target demographic of pokemon.

@@RexZShadow Kids deserve better.

@@Yipper64 just enjoy things without having to pick everything apart, life is more enjoyable when you aren’t constantly complaing

*POISION!* *POISION!*

galaktikpotato aka scrub man “How you know her?” “Me and the crew used to battle her”

She isn't really that thicc.

Miss her, Crit her, Love her, that girl is POISON

SHE'S DRIVING ME OUT OF MY MIIIIIND!