Poke Pizza: Is Hawaiian Hoboken Fusion a Match Made in Heaven? || Really Dough? 

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"You're using a pizza cutter, does that mean it's a pizza?" If I hit you with a hammer, does that mean you're a nail?

Italian chefs screaming "Not A Pizza" Hawaiian chefs screaming "Not A Poke" Japanese chefs screaming "Not A Sushi"

I love Mark as a foil for this show. He's old school and a traditionalist at heart, but is current enough to admit that something as seemingly ridiculous as poke pizza looks delicious. A+

I guess if I cut a cookie into triangles I can call it a pizza

How can I already imagine a blockbuster movie with Mark set as the protagonist’s disapproving father. Like his kid grows up working in his pizza shop, goes off to college, and comes back with a new spin on pizza. Mark disapproves so wholeheartedly that they get into a fight. His son, Donnie (that’s his name now), runs away and cuts off communication. Donnie goes through many trials and tribulations in his quest for success, becomes a hot shot, makes it onto the news-WHIIIIICH Mark just happens to be watching as he’s rolling his pizza dough with a wine bottle. (It’s an over the shoulder shot, and we can see he’s watching an old cathode ray tube hanging up in the corner of the store.) “I’ll be damned. He really made it, huh?” Mark goes to visit his son’s shop. Donnie is surprised, and begins to apologize. “Dad? Oh my god, Dad!” Embrace follows. “Dad, I know I made some mistakes. I know I wasn’t cut from the cloth you were. I was just so scared an angry. All I could think to do was just go-somewhere, anywhere but home.” Silence as they look at each other. “I’m so sorry for skipping town and running off. I just always really wanted to be like you. You’re my hero. And I know-” Mark shakes his head. “No, Donnie, I’m sorry. I’ve been doing some thinking-“ Mark sighs, then swallows. Mark is looking down at the ground. “Look. I know I wasn’t the father you wanted me to be. But I loved you,” he says, looking up, “and I still do. For the last eight years, every pizza I’ve made reminds me of you, wearing your oversized apron as a kid, running around the kitchen, looking at every pizza your mom and I made like it was the first one you’d ever seen. And god damn it if I didn’t miss you every time I pictured it. No, Donnie, I’m the failure. Could you ever forgive me? And come back home?” Big hugs, lots of tears. “Course, Dad. Nothing would make me happier.” Fade out, fade in. Donnie is sketching up a plan for a new kind of pizza for his newest restaurant. Mark comes over to inspect it. “What do you think, Dad?” “Looks good. Maybe you could add some pineapple to it.” Mark turns around, noting, “Or maybe make it a hexagon!” as he walks out of Donnie’s door. Donnie smiles, then writes something down. “Yeah. That’s perfect.” We zoom out from Donnie’s office. Next door is Mark, working in his own office, with a portrait of him and Donnie smiling in aprons hanging behind him on the wall. We zoom out enough to get out of the restaurant and see its sign: “Not A Pizza. Est. 2019. A Family Business.” End.

This video just gave me some crazy strong cravings for 2 different things

He look like lil dicky if he actually finished college But he still funny

Just because it’s shaped like pizza doesn’t make it pizza

Love the new intro. 👍 Poke is delicious but I'm sure everyone watching agrees with Mark that this is *_Not A Pizza._* Another great episode.

This just gives me PTSD from that one Kitchen Nightmares episode with the sushi pizza.

Mark was impressed AND eager to try it. THATS SO MUCH more of a win that getting the pizza approval lol

4:05 yo furikaké isn’t traditionally Hawaiian. It’s Japanese. Furikaké is literally a Japanese word

Italian people have left the chat

People in Hawaii are yelling at the screen right now.

Less than half of this "poke" pizza can even be considered "poke"

I love the editing but what really makes the show is these two lads here! Love this keep it up!

"You're very sensitive in general" he said it. Lol.

He said he liked the spicy pieces, then he went on to describe every slice with the word spicy 😂

I just found this channel and now I can't stop watching it!!!

For someone who seems like a really traditionalist guy, Mark is surprisingly open about eating foreign food

🤔🤔 Rice printing machine!? Those customers r fake right? One just stares at the window

screaming! I love this 2 (Mark and Scott - pure magic)

I love this series so much

One day Scott is going to pick something so offensive that Mark just snaps and throws him through a window.

First video I see from you guys and I have to say you guys have a strong charisma! Love the humor and personality!

"There are hexagonal pizza boxes... In Brazil" When he said that i was legit surprised pikachu because there's a hexagonal pizza box in front of me rn, from the pizza i just ate.

I didn't even realize that here in Brazil we only have hexagon pizzas boxes

lmao the editing was on point in this vid

That's like here in San Francisco where they try to make everything a burrito. Yeah, you can get a sushi burrito called a sushirito. Unfortunately they're kinda gross, give me some good old fashioned regular sushi over that any day.

Love this show. hope to see more.

Scott and Mark have such great chemistry, I wish there were more episodes because these are so interesting to watch

I didn’t even have too watch to know he was gonna say it’s not a pizza. But agree that it’s insane, and looks great! I bet taste great!

First thing I’m doing when I travel to NYC, is to grab a pizza from Lucali! They look classically. Traditional! I’ve come to enjoy much more simplistic pies recently. Either tomato and olive or just pepperoni.

Man the chemistry between the two makes these vids really fun to watch

I'm actually, obsessed with their friendship 😂🤗💖

Trains with a Hawaiian guy and he still calls it POKE-EEEEEEE

It's not a pizza , but it looks like something I'll definitely eat!!

I discovered this two guys yesterday I am a fan ! Love pizza !

Just found this great channel. A good pizza tour

ill never get sick of the intro.

8:35 I think Scott just became Yoda... What was that?!

Please never stop bringing these out lmao

This series is hilarious!

Theres something that really draws me in about their banter and dynamic and this season you have more of that so thats nice

"furikake which is a very traditional hawaiian-" *Japanese.* It's Japanese. You're welcome.

HAHAHAHA you guys are hilarious. mixing in my type of humor with my favorite topics: food.

I loooooooove Mark's voice and his whole aura BTW I'm new to this channel and the whole banter between Mark and Scott made me subscribe!

I hope the crew devoured the poke after filming in both locations. It looked delicious!

"Eat it like a slice of pizza!" Then WHY DID YOU GIVE HIM CHOPSTICKS?!

7:06 Just love it how he's so keen on getting his "pizza" tried and eaten by Mark. Shows a total fan-boy moment. :)

These two together are awesome. Good chemistry

This combines a lot of my loves. So great.

So many great series on this channel

Okay I watched ALL of them I need more stuff to watch when I'm taking a crap

Not only is this a great series it’s well filmed and edited.

There's no argument. It's not pizza. It looks good and I'd totally eat it. But it's not pizza.

This is good. More of this please.

Looks amazing !

This was absolutely amazing

Pizza guaranteed to not burn your mouth *all 6 slices of the pizza are spicy*

I was gonna get so mad if he said it was a pizza. lmao

The content is soo good!

I love this series.

Can’t trust a chef that calls it “po-kee” half the time

It's not a pizza. It's deconstructed sushi designed into a circle.

This actually seems genuinely delicious. I want to try this!

This duo works! A pizza purist and a guy who loves pizza with his own thermometer haha. Keep it up guys!

0:16 Can you guys link me to somewhere that I can download that Mark "Sauce/Cheese/Dough" tablet picture? Its pretty excellent

SAUCE CHEESE DOUGH Thus Saith Mark

This is an awesome show

really creative ......... amazing.......

We need those intro images on some merch ASAP.

this episode is so dumb, and that is why it is so great.

Literally, everytime I see a pizza from Lucalli I want one. Definitely going next time I go to NYC.

That looks delicious!!

Good chemistry between these guys

"Pizza should look BETTER, then it tastes."

I love the editor of this series

"Hey are you Brandon?" "Oh hey Scott" I'm confused

This is a poke bowl on a pizza sheet

I have no double this food is delicious, but I struggle to see why it even made it on this show. If I were to make a pizza with Ground Beef as a topping and cut the pizza into the shape of a heart, could I call it beef heart? Never the less, love the show! Can't wait for the next installment!

love the father son dynamic hahahaha great humor

This is my new FAV!

I don't think it's pizza but I'll still eat the heck out of it anyway. Time to go to grab a slice! 😋

Poke pizza? When will we get A..... *Pokémon Pizza?*

Met Mark on my birthday, he's such a down to earth guy. Even got a picture with him. The wait was totally worth it for Lucali.

Poke is a banana or pumpkin pudding in the cook islands. I was expecting a desert like pizza before I clicked on this. Still don't regret. Looks yum! 🤤

FUNNY EPISODE Good one

“Kani crab” crab crab

This is such a feel good show. :)

Lmao I love how mark was so wanting him to ask if it was a pizza

Can it be considered real pizza if it's not even real poke? Poke needs to be marinated not mixed on the spot lol

He really had the audacity to say, "let me make you a pie". Uhhhh

ohhh my I was watching eating a pizza that came in a hexagonal pizza box!!!! Greetings from Porto Alegre Brazil! You gotta come back to BR. We have the craziest pizzas.... M and Ms and Ice cream Pizza,,,, Banana with Eggnog pizza.... The most stuffed pizza in the world! hahah

My new favourite youtube channel

You guys are making me hungry pizza looks delicious 🤤

I think hes getting Japan and Hawaii confused

ya'lls relationship is hilarious!

10:02 --- LMAO that quick cut xD