Pol Martin Evil Microwaving Moments [RTVS/Socpens Fan-Edit]

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you will experience the smells of microwaved chicken. you will taste the white-wine flavored beef teriyaki. may pol martin have mercy on your soul.
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STREAMED AT: / socpens
FULL VOD: • VHS VIEWINGZ - Pol Mar...
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hey! im surprised you're actually reading this. after 2 years of promising myself to make a fan-edit of any streamer's streams, i finally did it! if you have any feedback on how i edited, it is definitely welcome down in the comments section. care you!
oh, and follow me on twitter: / novatheperson1
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0:00 Intro
0:32 Vegetable Soup
3:30 Vegetable Soup with Potatoes
5:33 White Sauce with Mushrooms
8:51 Shrimp
12:24 Shrimp...2!
12:43 Beef Teriyaki ON THE MICROWAVE PLATES?????????
15:57 Chicken Breasts
19:38 ALERT! ALERT!!

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26 июн 2024

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@bxnditclown Год назад

i don't think anything will top the reveal of the beef being cooked on the plate, the genuine horror in scorpy's voice, wayne's desperation, holly's soul being sucked outta her, the hell's kitchen sound. poetic cinema, nothing will beat it EVER

@mixmastermind Год назад

Using the microwave to make a makeshift griddle is both genius and deeply evil

@mintjaan Год назад

The color change is like in Jojo's when there's an intense fight scene but it's just a French man making miserable food

@quantumblauthor7300 Год назад

He microwaved the protagonists and the season he was supposed to be in; only he remains, occasionally pestered by snippets of the reality he destroyed.

@BadWolfAce Год назад

Pearl Jam but it's depressing and disgusts whoever eats it. If Limp Biscuit wasn't in Part 6, I'd call it that

@no1important777 Год назад

@@BadWolfAce Pearl Jam but instead of going on a journey he just opened up a restaurant and did his best

@fiendfoliorealnotfake 10 дней назад

@@BadWolfAcePearl jam but instead of making him really good at cooking it makes him worse

@charlie7186 3 года назад

making local food expert and asian baalup watch a french man cook beef teriyaki in the microwave feels like a hate crime

@enkays_den Год назад

AAPI's top enemies: COVID misinformation and Pol Martin

@manutdedits2726 Год назад

@@enkays_den OIL MARTIN!!!!!

@ohnoagremlin 2 года назад

"oh my god he's cooking he's cooking iT ON A microWAVE PLATE" is such a good soundbite

@littlesnowflakepunk855 2 года назад

"i love the fuckin pile of vegetables in his sink" "those are his clean dishes" underappreciated line

@manutdedits2726 Год назад

Poly is the ultimate underrated rtvs member

@ExpectedAs Год назад

@@manutdedits2726 wasn’t that mike? 💀

@fukkthisnewupdate8882 11 месяцев назад

I haven't even gotten to that part of the video yet, and I will be shocked if it isn't Holly

@severalcakes3267 Год назад

6:40 “I feed zis sauce to Suuper Meughrioh and he DIE!!!”

@deejorno 4 месяца назад

wayne's pleading of THAT'S NOT ENOUGH genuinely flashes in my head whenever i cook meat

@manutdedits2726 Год назад

I love the multiple times Poly shittalks Jamie Oliver in this video, especially because she is the only British one here.

@liketocodev Год назад

gir’s accent for pol sounds like a homestar character

@sugarcoatedslaughterhouse4937 2 года назад

Nothing will ever compare to everyone slowly realizing what’s going on with the microwaved plate and absolutely freaking out

@WhentheClownisMax Год назад

Time stamp?

@carnigob42069 Год назад

@@WhentheClownisMax abt 14:30

@dishfishes 2 года назад

Opened up animal crossing for the first time in a year while watching this and was immediately terrified because i entered a room in my house that was completely bare save for a single microwave sitting off center . 80 percent sure its from the kitchen update. 20 percent sure i have been haunted by this video .

@manboy4720 2 года назад

was there random bits of uncooked beef as well?

@fukkthisnewupdate8882 11 месяцев назад

Dude you're totally fucking cursed

@ketaminepoptarts Год назад

17:01 "that's the fucked up part! he has all the (weird squeaking noises) ...for evil!"

@manutdedits2726 Год назад

"THATS THE FUCKED UP PART! HE HAS ALL OF THESE COOKING SKILLS AND HES USING THEM FOR EVIL!!!"

@themyofmy Год назад

she turned into a mouse :(

@Wizuu0274 3 года назад

My mans Pol really pulls out all of the plates from the microwave without even mitts, really going for that second degree burns record

@liketocodev Год назад

mario died because of him. ate the brown

@Elijah_Kujo 2 года назад

watching this while being french bilingual is terrifying

@quantumblur_3145 Год назад

Seeing both sides of the wall, knowing the horrors the characters can't comprehend

@NickolasNinja Год назад

The overlapping hell's kitchen waterphone when he puts the microwaved-plate-cooked beef that isnt done into the dish fucking kills me every time

@whynotll83 Год назад

This man drinks to kill all the botulism in his system.

@fukkthisnewupdate8882 11 месяцев назад

He's probably parasite free because no tapeworms would ever want to eat what he's cooking

@Pinkstarclan 3 месяца назад

10:07 scorpy brings in the tiny knife

@anamusingidiot2565 2 года назад

Hearing wayne fucking losing his mind over the beef teriyaki is only too relatable.

@deecomposerr Год назад

despite what they say, this farmer clearly cares for his animals from the work hes willing to put into his pig slop

@quantumblauthor7300 3 года назад

8:35 *obliterated* me, Jesus Christmas

@rbitrary 2 года назад

This video is so good.... Also as a food worker i think it's absolutely horrifying that he's cooking with a ring on. I can't wear any jewellery because metal and plastic lack the anti-bacterial properties of skin, meaning if you touch it while handling microbes, it will carry it to your next item you touch

@SourGummiWyrm69 2 года назад

enchanted ring of give food poisoning

@thrownstair Год назад

Me when Binging with Babish mixes ground meat without taking off his Rolexes

@calcifieddirt4120 Год назад

not to mention you can get crud stuck under there, superheat it without noticing, cut glass with the edge. never a fun idea

@rosePetrichor 11 месяцев назад

'is he just gonna put water in it and microwave it? that sounds disgusting' SUMS UP THE WHOLE SERIES HUH

@StarscreamsGirl 2 года назад

I was watching this next to my bf with headphones in and when it got the Beef Plate he made me show him bc I couldn’t stop GASPING

@GioTheVax 3 года назад

14:46 fucked up and evil moments

@m_crowley6674 Год назад

i do love how the pol martin voice is often just a strongbad accent

@the-real-franz-kafka Год назад

hey i watched this to go to sleep to on my laptop during a time when i didnt have a phone (due to financial issues) and the alert at the end threw into such a horrific panic, as i genuinely believed that there was a bald french man that microwaves alien vegetables loose in my neighborhood, that i shot upright and started to sob until the ridiculousness of everything made itself clear to me great edit though man, 10/10

@gingy- Год назад

Gir's Pol Martin impression is really the icing on the cake here

@SwollaG7 7 месяцев назад

it's just Strong Bad is what gets me

@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243 8 месяцев назад

REMINDER: this man is considered a culinary icon in French speaking Canada

@a52productions Год назад

I love how they get worse as time goes on. The soup looked passable. The brown sauce... dubious, but likely edible. The shrimp.. oh no. oh no. oh god what is he doing with the beef oh god mr martin you cant oh my god--

@illioptopede 2 года назад

this video made me realize somethin are are potatoes called "dirt apples" in french???

@rosePetrichor 2 года назад

they sure are. pomme de terre. really no worse than 'pineapple' though, is it

@nonebody2601 2 года назад

Apple of the earth

@littlesnowflakepunk855 Год назад

french is a really dumb language so you get shit like pommes de terre, noud papillon (bowtie, or "knot butterfly,") amuse-bouche (appetizer, or "mouth fun,") and raton laveur (raccoon, or "rat washer/washing rat")

@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405 5 месяцев назад

the knifework was the only non-cursed part of this video

@itshaitime2089 Год назад

i watched this stream live and the moment he started cooking meat on a plate still lives completely rent free in my brain.

@twink_ing 2 года назад

GOD YES, MY FAVORITE BIT IN THE VHS STREAMS, I LOSE IT EVERY TIME I SEE THIS MAN

@Dr_B0nes Год назад

I was playing a game while listening to this and the fart sounds they were doing like 8 and a half mins in lined up with me getting hit with an ass blast attack

@mayamelodyegg1607 4 месяца назад

... isaac?????

@mayamelodyegg1607 4 месяца назад

i dont know any other ass blast games

@Tulip_bip 2 месяца назад

I'll never recover from scorpy getting out the stock knife png and politely cutting the shrimp for chef pol martin

@pikapet3r255 2 года назад

13:33 plate beef

@fukkthisnewupdate8882 11 месяцев назад

Reminds me of brainsteak

@gordonwiley2006 Год назад

"May our kitchens escape hell"

@quantumblauthor7300 Год назад

Sunder the chains of Ramsay, that we may finally rise above the blood

@RedStinger_0 11 месяцев назад

15:45 the sfx are killing me

@music-sweetmusic4745 2 года назад

5:10 listen close...

@hayleynoharmony 2 года назад

@AceGaimz 2 года назад

HOW DID YOU HEAR THAT

@music-sweetmusic4745 2 года назад

@@AceGaimz these headphones are poggers and my hearing is awesome

@ketaminepoptarts Год назад

@@AceGaimz this new invention called ears

@manutdedits2726 Год назад

@@music-sweetmusic4745 Will you kill anyone?

@rainphee Год назад

"oh no, the blood activated"

@no-man_baugh 3 года назад

This is the FUCKING edit evar!!!

@RaspberryPastry 2 месяца назад

Live a guy that wears a ring whilst handling raw chicken

@AtronachsAura 2 года назад

im mad sick rn and this is somehow healing me, watching this man microwave shrimp and hearing holly panic bc of it thank u for ur service :)

@spaghettimoose2003 Год назад

Microwave mandela catalog outro scared me

@Hawkfire360 2 года назад

LOVING the intro you added. Authentic.

@littlesnowflakepunk855 Год назад

gir's french impression is just strong bad

@zidanidane 6 месяцев назад

what a love i love the ending so much

@swordswaltzing Год назад

I literally speak French and it did not make this any better or more comprehensible

@k3nny 2 года назад

This opening song is burned into my memory

@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405 Год назад

4:55 this guy is just describing Good Eats

@eringotkilled 3 месяца назад

i had no idea what was up with the color effects at first i thought his microwave was leaking

@lochness7419 4 месяца назад

CHRIST ALIVE .

@colin5227 10 месяцев назад

Thank you for this edit

@antlers1385 2 года назад

the reborn edit got me bad

@liketocodev Год назад

Waiter! There's an eye in my soup!

@catg4343 2 месяца назад

Ratatouille deleted scene

@divinetitanus3147 Год назад

Found footage from the kitchens of Chernobyl☢☣⚰

@Fab4Sunrises Год назад

im almost certain this cat has a mustache but im not sure i cant fully tell

@hexedcrab Год назад

was the video just corrupting like that or were they fucking around with filters I honestly can't tell

@LifesNeverHumDrum Год назад

If so remember correctly, Scorpy has a magnet that he sometimes hovers over the VCR

@polocatfan Год назад

it was real

@voyagerwitch 7 месяцев назад

you... you added the hell's kitchen sounds, right? surely those weren't in the original show?

@venice3189 2 года назад

😳

@gamerbud2400 3 года назад

it feels cursed that I click on this video and I'm the 666th view.

@hithere5039 Год назад

Why were the colors all wonky at the beginning?

@hithere5039 Год назад

Oh, VHS. Nevermind, I'm dumb.