Polish Dancing Cow | [1 Hour Version] 

leaving dis comment so whenever someine likes i can listen to this masterpiece again

Teacher: What do you know about Polish ? me: a cow

im keeping this comment here so when ever someone likes i can listen to this master piece again 👇👇👇👇👇

Summary of the experience: 0:00 opening credits 1:34 a hero is introduced 3:24 the main character explains backstory through several flashbacks 4:11 ominous message from antagonist 6:00 typical day for the MC(main character) 7:18 MC and best friend get falsely accused of rule breaking 10:20 MC runs from the situation 13:10 elderly woman calls MC special and then disappears 14:00 MC thinks about what the elderly woman says 16:45 MC sees a man getting mugged 17:00 MC saves the man, returns the money, and turns in the thief to the police 18:15 MC tells best friend about what happened 24:00 MC comes across antagonist 25:00 Long, drawn out fight 54:30 best friend dies 56:00 MC learns lesson and becomes more mature 57:00 strange text setting up for sequel 57:15 end credits

Teacher: be careful, the internet is a dangerous place The internet:

Legend says..... he still dances to this day

I am currently in tears. This is the most well put together story I've ever seen. I have watched this for 53 minutes and still can't stop crying about how good this is...

Polish guy singing about his depression: People: *vibing*

I've been listening for almost 40 minutes straight and still doesn't get annoying

Back in November, I was in a breakout room with two kids in my class and we finished our work. The teacher popped in and out and said we could just talk or do basically anything else, so one of them decided to present the Polish cow. Science class will never be the same.

Someone: Do you something to do with poland? Me: Uhh a dancing cow?

The "Polish Dancing Cow" song is one of the best songs of our time as it speaks to a certain level of nostalgia that many of us can trace back to our childhoods. Through this sweet melody, we are taken to a time of innocence, when the simple joys of life included outdoor play and the honest philosophy of "treat others as you would like to be treated". These lyrics can remind us of our very first journeys towards understanding the world of adulting, as we pick up new skills like tying shoelaces. The repetition of the words in the song reflects the pattern of thought that children may have while attempting to learn such basic tasks. Additionally, this song is the perfect blend of practicality and creativity. The traditional rhyme helps reiterate the directive instructions for obtaining the desired task of tying laces, with the added flair of “Nike kicks” adding a modern touch to the piece. This mix of the old and the new speaks to the ability to lean into the joy of the present moment, which is always shifting and changing. By incorporating elements from the past and the future, the song carries with it a sense of timelessness and a reminder to stay resilient. The “Buckle My Shoes” song also speaks to a larger collective spirit and encourages a dialogue of celebration and hope. This can be seen in the chorus “Yo, that was so fire!” which serves as a nod to the idea of collective energy and sends the message that we are all in this together. This catchy yet meaningful phrase helps to emphasize the importance of staying connected to one another, even in times of uncertainty and adversity. This simple, yet powerful sentiment serves as a reminder that success is a collaborative effort. Overall, the “Buckle My Shoes” song is one of the best songs of our time. The nostalgic beat and upbeat lyrics serve as a lullaby for the heart and speaks to the idea of resilience, connection, and collective spirit. Furthermore, the creative mix of the old and the new within the lyrics communicates the timelessness of this piece and can provide a comforting reminder to smile and remember that together, we can create a world of joy and possibility.

Poland: THAT IS FOR DRUG ADDICTION America: cow

English: The only thing in my head Is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone To the edge of oblivion I have thoughts in my head When will all this end Whenever I’m not alone Because a white eel will fly in The only thing in my head Is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone To the edge of oblivion I have thoughts in my head When will all this end Whenever I’m not alone Because a white eel will fly in I have a damn descent I don’t catch stars I lie like a log I don’t believe what’s going on I cluck like a hungry hen I’m like a werewolf to the moon My head’s empty like a street In front of your dorm I melt like a bar Which is lying on the counter Going down is when you don’t pull Brother, my face is getting fucked up My head’s a brothel just like on TV I am not surprised by such a state Lack of goods, in my mind I get high Whenever I’ll make it or not I will sell everything from my crib I’m actually f***d up already However, everything is sold already I’m only struggling with the debts Nose like Tabaluga Second day without snorting Where is the snake? White chemistry. Descending is so damn exhausting As if the locusts bite off your cock The only thing in my head Is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone To the edge of oblivion I have thoughts in my head When will all this end Whenever I’m not alone Because a white eel will fly in Chemistry party I wanna go skiing To the dealer, not to Alps. Oh f**k, I think I’m gonna die If I don’t snort something soon. I want to touch the stars so badly But none of this since I’m on a descent Total mega damn descent And I dream of entering like a dragon. Do you have money? Are you falling down too? Well, then f**k it, I’m not jogging today. I want to kick like a panther There’s no deals at the dealer. Not anymore, for sure I think death is breaking me down. I won’t swallow anything, I have chills How f***ng much longer This condition will last I dreamed of a van of coke and gram of heroin, just for taste I want to drive in a Cadillac I run over my friends with my thoughts But I owe everyone something The loan option is omitted because I am trimmed like scissors. The only thing in my head Is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone To the edge of oblivion I have thoughts in my head When will all this end Whenever I’m not alone Because a white eel will fly in Dogs on the Discovery I want to shoot out like from a gun I want heroin and other goodies Empty nose I hear murmurs. Do you have Gargamel’s number? Maybe he has heroin in his cauldron? I know I’m talking bullshit But I’ve got nothing on the table And my pocket is f***g empty A lucky six would be useful Or at least a four And I would fly like a swallow Like the Maya bee Singing kayah to my ears This is a joke, I don’t believe it I lie bent like a dead animal My fever is getting worse Scarred like Fakir’s ass Like a dirty slut being fucked I lie f***g hot. Hey Johnny i’d like to sprinkle And in the meadow To prance like a rabbit But all the time this descent I wither like some torn grass The only thing in my head Is five grams of cocaine, fly away alone To the edge of oblivion I have thoughts in my head When will all this end Whenever I’m not alone Because a white eel will fly in

this meme was everywhere a year ago. he is almost forgotten, but we will never forget him.

Words are not enough to describe the beauty of this work of art... It makes my brain tickle

Real song: *singing about drugs and crap* Internet: C O W

beats me: but why is this so good

still a hit after 2 years. never got bored of watching the cow or got annoyed.

This is the best thing that i ever lisened. On this day, when i found this OG best music ever, my life changed. This video saved my marriage. I was in the brink of divorce and homelessness until I seen this masterpiece, 13:56 is when I realised I was the reason I was ruining my relationship with my wife. At 27:31 I went out for a walk to think about my life and my choices in this beautiful world. While I was walking home listening to this, I decided to stop by the shop to get my wife her favourite flowers, tulips at 45:09. And finally at 58:42 I finally came back home, gave my wife the flowers that I got her and promised her that I will change things for the best. 2 years later I found this video in my recommended feed, I listened to the full video and it reminded me how simple things used to be. Even though I’m an homeless alcoholic that lives of eating slugs and drinking rain water I only need this video to survive. Thank you for everything, dancing polish cow. you are truly one of the videos of all time. - Taha Yo Boi

polish man: singing about his drugs and depression people: we could make a religion out of this

Polish man: makes a sad song about depression and drugs The rest of the world: funni cow

as a polish person its a masterpiece

One year later this song still brings me so much happiness

Creator: so the song is about dru- Everyone: cow Creator: but- Everyone: COW!

Cowcaine

Infinite cow theorem: in all likelihood, this song is being played by at least one person or more, anywhere in the world, at any given moment.

legend has it that he still vibes to this day, he still sings his legendary song, god knows if this may even be a prophecy... we may never know, but we do know, that it may come someday.

Song about depression and drugz: 9yr old me:💃💃💃💃💃💃

i can't believe i just listened to this for an hour straight

Ive been listening to this absolute banger of a song for almost 2 hours straight while studying and trust me it only gets better

Tylko jedno w głowie mam Koksu pięc gram Odlecieć sam W krainę zapomnienia W głowie mysli mam Kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz Tylko jedno w głowie mam Koksu pięc gram Odlecieć sam W krainę zapomnienia W głowie mysli mam Kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz Ja pierdolę, ale mam zjazd Nie chwytam gwiazd, jak kłoda leżę Nie wierzę Co się dzieje Jak kura z głodu pieję Jak wilkołak do księżyca W głowie dziury jak ulica Przed twoją chatą Rozpuszczam się jak baton Który leży na blacie Zejście jest jak nie wciągacie Bracie kurwa ryj mi krzywi W głowie burdеl jak w TV Mnie nie dziwi taki stan Brak towaru, w myślach ćpam Rade dam albo niе dam Wszystko kurwa z chaty sprzedam W sumie mam już przejebane Wszystko jednak jest sprzedane Ja pierdolę, same długi Kinol jak u Tabalugi Dzień drugi bez walenia Gdzie jest wąż? Biała chemia Jebane zejście tak wykańcza Jak by w chuja dziabła cię szarańcza Tylko jedno w głowie mam Koksu pięc gram Odlecieć sam W krainę zapomnienia W głowie mysli mam Kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz Chemia party, chcę na narty Do dilera, a nie w Alpy O żesz kurwa, chyba fiknę Jak w nochala nic nie psiknę Tak bardzo chce dotykać gwiazd Ale nic z tego, bo mam zjazd Totalne kurwa mega zejście A marzy mi się smoka wejście Masz hajsy? Ci też zalegam? No to chuj, dziś już nie biegam Chcę mieć kopa jak pantera W krechę nie ma u dilera Już nie, na pewno nie Chyba śmierć rozkłada mnie Nic nie przełknę, mam dreszcze Kurwa mać, ile jeszcze Będzie trwał ten stan? Śnił mi się koksu van I hery gram tak dla smaku Chcę się wozić w Cadillacu Myślami po znajomych biegam Lecz każdemu coś zalegam Odpada opcja pożyczki Bo przycinam jak nożyczki Tylko jedno w głowie mam Koksu pięc gram Odlecieć sam W krainę zapomnienia W głowie mysli mam Kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz Syf jak na Discovery Chcę wystrzelić jak z giwery Chcę hery i inne bajery W nosie pustka, słychać szmery Macie numer do Gargamela? Może u niego w kotle jest hera? Wiem - głupoty pierdolę Ale nie ma nic na stole A w kieszeni jebana pustka Przydała by się w totka szóstka Albo chociaż jakaś czwórka I bym leciał jak jaskółka Jak pszczółka Maja Do ucha śpiewałaby mi Kayah To są jaja, no nie wierzę Wygięty leżę jak zdechłe zwierze Gorączka w kurwę się nasila Poharatany jak dupa fakira Jak zdzira wymiętolony Leżę kurwa rozpalony Hej Johnny, chciałbym posypać I na łące jak królik brykać Ale cały czas ten zjazd Usycham jak wyrwany chwast Tylko jedno w głowie mam Koksu pięc gram Odlecieć sam W krainę zapomnienia W głowie mysli mam Kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz

The beat:🪩🕺🪩🕺 The lyrics:☠️⚰️🥀⛓️

when your teacher walks in class and every one is singin this.

Polish man: sings about severe depression due to cocaine addiction Cow: 💃

Tylko jedno w głowie mam = I only have one thing on my mind Koksu pięć gram, odlecieć sam = Five grams of coke, fly off alone W krainę zapomnienia = Into the land of oblivion W głowie myśli mam = I have thoughts in my head Kiedy skończy się ten stan = When this condition ends Gdy już nie będę sam = When I'm not alone anymore Bo wjedzie biały węgorz = Because a white eel will come

My art teacher: Send a link to great art! Me: ​​​​​​​

TEACHER: What do you know that is polish ME: Cow and Toilet

teacher: "Kids what would u like to be" me: "a cow" teacher: "Why" Me:

*Polish Cow Lyrics:* *English:* There's only one thing in my head Coke five grams Fly alone Into the land of oblivion In my mind I have When will this state end When I am no longer alone Because the White Eel will come in There's only one thing in my head Coke five grams Fly alone Into the land of oblivion In my mind I have When will this state end When I am no longer alone Because the White Eel will come in Fuck, I got a reunion. I don't hold the stars, like a log I lie I don't believe it. What's going on Like a hungry chicken Like a werewolf to the moon A hole in my head like a street In front of your cottage I melt like a bar Which is on the table Descent is when you do not pull My brother is fucking with me. In the head brothel like on TV I'm not surprised this state Lack of goods, in my mind I do drugs I'll do it or I won't. All the fuck from the Cottage sell In fact, I'm already fucked. However, everything is sold Fuck the debt. Kinol as in Tabaluga Day two without a fight Where's the snake? White chemistry The fucking descent is so complete Like a fucking Locust would bite you There's only one thing in my head Coke five grams Fly alone Into the land of oblivion In my mind I have When will this state end When I am no longer alone Because the White Eel will come in Chemistry party, I want to ski To the dealer, not in the Alps Oh, fuck, I think I will. As in nochala I won't mess anything up I want to touch the stars so much. But I can't, because I have a reunion. Total fucking mega descent And I dream of a dragon entrance You got shit? Do I owe you too? Fuck, I'm not running anymore. I want a kick like a panther. Not at the dealer. Not anymore, definitely not I think death is killing me. I can't swallow anything, I'm shivering. How much longer? Will this state continue? I dreamed of a Coke van And hery I play so for taste I want to drive a Cadillac. My thoughts on Friends run But I owe everybody something. No loan option 'Cause I cut like scissors There's only one thing in my head Coke five grams Fly alone Into the land of oblivion In my mind I have When will this state end When I am no longer alone Because the White Eel will come in Syf how to use Discovery I want to shoot like hell. I want Hera and Other Fables In the nose emptiness, you can hear murmurs Do you have Gargamel's number? Maybe he's got hera in his cauldron. I know-bullshit But there's nothing on the table There's a fucking void in my pocket. I could use a six-pack. Or at least four. And I'd fly like a swallow Like a May Bee Kayah would sing in my ear These are eggs, I can't believe it. Bent I lie like a dead animal The fucking fever is getting worse. Fucked like ass fakira Like a whore wiped out I'm fucking hot Hey Johnny, I'd like to sprinkle And on the meadow like a rabbit But all the time this reunion Withering away like a plucked weed There's only one thing in my head Coke five grams Fly alone Into the land of oblivion In my mind I have When will this state end When I am no longer alone Because the White Eel will come in *Polish:* Tylko jedno w głowie mam Koksu pięc gram Odlecieć sam W krainę zapomnienia W głowie mysli mam Kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz Tylko jedno w głowie mam Koksu pięc gram Odlecieć sam W krainę zapomnienia W głowie mysli mam Kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz Ja pierdolę, ale mam zjazd Nie chwytam gwiazd, jak kłoda leżę Nie wierzę Co się dzieje Jak kura z głodu pieję Jak wilkołak do księżyca W głowie dziury jak ulica Przed twoją chatą Rozpuszczam się jak baton Który leży na blacie Zejście jest jak nie wciągacie Bracie kurwa ryj mi krzywi W głowie burdеl jak w TV Mnie nie dziwi taki stan Brak towaru, w myślach ćpam Rade dam albo niе dam Wszystko kurwa z chaty sprzedam W sumie mam już przejebane Wszystko jednak jest sprzedane Ja pierdolę, same długi Kinol jak u Tabalugi Dzień drugi bez walenia Gdzie jest wąż? Biała chemia Jebane zejście tak wykańcza Jak by w chuja dziabła cię szarańcza Tylko jedno w głowie mam Koksu pięc gram Odlecieć sam W krainę zapomnienia W głowie mysli mam Kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz Chemia party, chcę na narty Do dilera, a nie w Alpy O żesz kurwa, chyba fiknę Jak w nochala nic nie psiknę Tak bardzo chce dotykać gwiazd Ale nic z tego, bo mam zjazd Totalne kurwa mega zejście A marzy mi się smoka wejście Masz hajsy? Ci też zalegam? No to chuj, dziś już nie biegam Chcę mieć kopa jak pantera W krechę nie ma u dilera Już nie, na pewno nie Chyba śmierć rozkłada mnie Nic nie przełknę, mam dreszcze Kurwa mać, ile jeszcze Będzie trwał ten stan? Śnił mi się koksu van I hery gram tak dla smaku Chcę się wozić w Cadillacu Myślami po znajomych biegam Lecz każdemu coś zalegam Odpada opcja pożyczki Bo przycinam jak nożyczki Tylko jedno w głowie mam Koksu pięc gram Odlecieć sam W krainę zapomnienia W głowie mysli mam Kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz Syf jak na Discovery Chcę wystrzelić jak z giwery Chcę hery i inne bajery W nosie pustka, słychać szmery Macie numer do Gargamela? Może u niego w kotle jest hera? Wiem - głupoty pierdolę Ale nie ma nic na stole A w kieszeni jebana pustka Przydała by się w totka szóstka Albo chociaż jakaś czwórka I bym leciał jak jaskółka Jak pszczółka Maja Do ucha śpiewałaby mi Kayah To są jaja, no nie wierzę Wygięty leżę jak zdechłe zwierze Gorączka w kurwę się nasila Poharatany jak dupa fakira Jak zdzira wymiętolony Leżę kurwa rozpalony Hej Johnny, chciałbym posypać I na łące jak królik brykać Ale cały czas ten zjazd Usycham jak wyrwany chwast Tylko jedno w głowie mam Koksu pięc gram Odlecieć sam W krainę zapomnienia W głowie mysli mam Kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz

Lol I pump this on speaker full volume over the school intercom once a term

Please make a 100 hour version, I'm tried of replaying it

I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on cat. hail cat. hail cat. The dancing cat, This made me tear up. How could such a cat do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this dancing cat. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Cat dancing has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece, I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could a cat do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the cat dances, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.

I never thought that i would voluntarily listen to 7 sentences repeating for a hour

I had two of them playing.... I cried because it was so beautiful.

So this is what is inside area 51..

Thank you so much for uplosding this video to this little corner of the world wide net. I dont want to die anymore

Even my teacher thought that this was a banger

Hero’s might not ever be forgotten but legends never die, this cow is living proof

When the world need him the most he returned

I am crying so hard right now. This is the most beautiful thing i had ever seen, this made me shed a tear. I always tought that something people consider so bad is actually so good, especially at 17:32. I litterally got out all my emotions out, i was sick for a long time now, and i am cured. This should be put at oskar, like at 19:34, This is truly HeartTouching. I am dead rn- This is just so amazing. I actually cant believe how at 27:11 they got such a emotional moment, surely will cure cancer and will end wars. Not even in heaven you would find out something so absolutely extreme that i tought is impossible to make. I was born to watch this. ive waited 13 years now and that is an unbelievable amount of 1919187271919198287 seconds, with the timer above. This is so absolutely extreme. I showed it to my dead grandfather and he refused to die. He had to watch this. Its better than absolutely everything mankind has made in all of these hundreds of thousands of millions of years. Its absolutely insane. I just cant believe how fantastic is this and how lucky i was to find this. It absolutely changed my life and i had to destroy the like button. I am gonna show it to all dead mankind to maks them all live again. You have to read all of this just to understand how this cured the battle between existence and reality, when i dont even know what nothing means. Absolutely insane, deserves to be watched man.

Legend has it, that he's still dancing to this day

Lyrics : Tylko jedno w głowie mam = I only have one thing on my mind Koksu pięć gram, odlecieć sam = Five grams of coke, fly off alone W krainę zapomnienia = Into the land of oblivion W głowie myśli mam = I have thoughts in my head Kiedy skończy się ten stan = When this condition ends Gdy już nie będę sam = When I'm not alone anymore Bo wjedzie biały węgorz = Because a white eel will come

ok so, imagine: you have a polish teacher for pre-k, you are addicted to this song, you have no idea what the lyrics mean, your teacher asks what the cow says, "Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu pięć gram odlecieć sam" teacher: wtf

The cow did a great job dancing for 1 hour👏

Old but gold

I played this for my bird and he's memorised... he's just bopping his head to the beat😂

i played this in my zoom clases

Respect the cow pls!He is dancing for us 1 hour 5 minute and 2 seconds!RESPECT!!!

my dungeon master: as a level 1 druid you can wild shape into any animal you've seen for up to one hour me:

i love how it's pixelated

I keep listening...can't stop

His dance will live on for centuries

teacher: does anyone know anything about the polish? me: doesn't know a thing the internet: i got you brother

I can't believe I listened to this for 30 full minutes. Normally I don't tolerate this kind of repetitiveness but I guess this song's just built different.

Lyrics: Tylko jedno w głowie mam Koksu pięc gram Odlecieć sam W krainę zapomnienia W głowie mysli mam Kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz Tylko jedno w głowie mam Koksu pięc gram Odlecieć sam W krainę zapomnienia W głowie mysli mam Kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz Ja pierdolę, ale mam zjazd Nie chwytam gwiazd, jak kłoda leżę Nie wierzę Co się dzieje Jak kura z głodu pieję Jak wilkołak do księżyca W głowie dziury jak ulica Przed twoją chatą Rozpuszczam się jak baton Który leży na blacie Zejście jest jak nie wciągacie Bracie kurwa ryj mi krzywi W głowie burdеl jak w TV Mnie nie dziwi taki stan Brak towaru, w myślach ćpam Rade dam albo niе dam Wszystko kurwa z chaty sprzedam W sumie mam już przejebane Wszystko jednak jest sprzedane Ja pierdolę, same długi Kinol jak u Tabalugi Dzień drugi bez walenia Gdzie jest wąż? Biała chemia Jebane zejście tak wykańcza Jak by w chuja dziabła cię szarańcza Tylko jedno w głowie mam Koksu pięc gram Odlecieć sam W krainę zapomnienia W głowie mysli mam Kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz Chemia party, chcę na narty Do dilera, a nie w Alpy O żesz kurwa, chyba fiknę Jak w nochala nic nie psiknę Tak bardzo chce dotykać gwiazd Ale nic z tego, bo mam zjazd Totalne kurwa mega zejście A marzy mi się smoka wejście Masz hajsy? Ci też zalegam? No to chuj, dziś już nie biegam Chcę mieć kopa jak pantera W krechę nie ma u dilera Już nie, na pewno nie Chyba śmierć rozkłada mnie Nic nie przełknę, mam dreszcze Kurwa mać, ile jeszcze Będzie trwał ten stan? Śnił mi się koksu van I hery gram tak dla smaku Chcę się wozić w Cadillacu Myślami po znajomych biegam Lecz każdemu coś zalegam Odpada opcja pożyczki Bo przycinam jak nożyczki Tylko jedno w głowie mam Koksu pięc gram Odlecieć sam W krainę zapomnienia W głowie mysli mam Kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz Syf jak na Discovery Chcę wystrzelić jak z giwery Chcę hery i inne bajery W nosie pustka, słychać szmery Macie numer do Gargamela? Może u niego w kotle jest hera? Wiem - głupoty pierdolę Ale nie ma nic na stole A w kieszeni jebana pustka Przydała by się w totka szóstka Albo chociaż jakaś czwórka I bym leciał jak jaskółka Jak pszczółka Maja Do ucha śpiewałaby mi Kayah To są jaja, no nie wierzę Wygięty leżę jak zdechłe zwierze Gorączka w kurwę się nasila Poharatany jak dupa fakira Jak zdzira wymiętolony Leżę kurwa rozpalony Hej Johnny, chciałbym posypać I na łące jak królik brykać Ale cały czas ten zjazd Usycham jak wyrwany chwast Tylko jedno w głowie mam Koksu pięc gram Odlecieć sam W krainę zapomnienia W głowie mysli mam Kiedy skończy się ten stan Gdy już nie będę sam Bo wjedzie biały węgorz

Non polish: Wow dancing cow! And the song matches! Polish : 😮

a 7 year old showed me this video and told me that he listened to this every day, im not disappointed, quite the opposite btw

This is unironically a really good song XD

Lets see how many Giga Polish Cow lovers are still listening to this LEGENDARY SONG.

i’m currently listening to this while spinning in a circle.

Time to play this at max volume during class :)

I whant to learn polish and sing this son every day it will never get old

....MY GOODNESS THIS IS SO GOOD

This is the 7 time when I watch this video full. It`s a masterpiece

everybody: dancing and enjoying the party me in the corner with headphones:

I forced my friend to listen to this for the full 1:05:02

So so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so AMAZING I just love it so much

Nice song

I’m polish and trust me it’s the best music even if ur not polish

This was on my spotify playlist and now idk where it went

Probably the best hour of my life

Words cannot describe this Beauty.

I watched this entire video, do I regret it? *HELL NO*

don't know why but this stopped me from having a breakdown, and I'm not complaining

This song is still stuck in my head

i wish they played this in stores and in public from 7 am to 9 pm that would literally always make my day, you can't get sad from hearing this

Me: I love this! My Polish Friend: buts it's about drug- Me: BLAH BLAH I LIKE IT IDC

Why is this so good

Keep up the great work.

This made my day

I learned Polish by actually finishing this 1-hour song. Edit: Whoa this video was published the same date as my birthday.

like if i should try this on my polich teacher

Please make a 10 hour version I am tired of having to replay it every hour

thank you for the extra 5 mins

Therapist: don’t worry germany, strong Poland doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you. Strong Poland:

not gonna lie the song is pretty good too

This Is Incredible

I havent slept in four day cause of this song.....still love it

Yesterday I literal fell asleep to this… It was amazing