Polite Honking & A Sporting Goods Battle - Episode 142 - Spitballers Comedy Show

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On today’s show we talk about competing with our children, online reviews, and not moving when the light turns green. We also re-write a bit of history with some well-timed poopy pants. We round the bases on this episode with a sporting goods store fight to the death. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
04:25 - Would You Rather?
24:50 - That's A Great Question
42:10 - Draft: Sporting Goods Store Battle Royale
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@BrizzleRizzle80 3 года назад

Poor Andy, nothing went right for him. Owl sliced the bottom of his water bottle with his talons and then he had a bunch of people make fun of him.

@murtnug 3 года назад

Pitching machine!!! I yelled it the entire draft, how could you not hear me?

@sirstizz7912 3 года назад

Same

@invisible7892 3 года назад

Situation room suggestion : You’re in a zombie apocalypse and your find your loved one as a zombie what do you do

@scottiegotnext 3 года назад

I like that

@flymurakami 3 года назад

Is there a procedure to become cardboard? Andy should try to be more like Jay Griz

@carterkulm2306 3 года назад

Mike and I had the exact same thought about Hitler crapping his pants

@robiapicca5967 3 года назад

Andy took camo over hockey goalie gear (literally the most protective sports gear available)

@nathanhuffman1815 3 года назад

I thought of this as well.

@RyanBushbeck 3 года назад

Huge drafting error Andy. Other 2 already drafted their outfits, you could have waited until 4th round and instead have taken another weapon at the 3.01

@banananarwhal6591 3 года назад

Came here from spotify for the Owl Borland siting. 16:41 for the rare Owl Wing.

@Rín-wín 3 года назад

apparently Owl is a real person

@High_Key 3 года назад

“I’m a very polite honker, I..I don’t know what happened”

@elimuse3522 3 года назад

Best unfeafted free agent: PITCHING MACHINES! Crank that sucker up to 90 mph and let em fly!

@High_Key 3 года назад

Andy’s scat had Owl’s “who’s dat cool cat” scat vibes

@joehaizel6491 3 года назад

During thumb wrestling I've always called the index finger move "Help from the Audience" and had to say that when doing it.

@Brownie5540 3 года назад

There's also a Abraham Lincoln Zombie Hunter, and he says "Emancipate this!" and decapitates a zombie with a scythe. It's a great bad movie.

@bensimon8646 3 года назад

How did y’all not draft bear mace?!?!

@ddantzww 3 года назад

How does Mike from the FFBallers not know that NFL players wear pads on their legs? lol

@Rín-wín 3 года назад

he had me questioning everything lol I had to look up some pictures. they do have pads...

@davidtaylor7526 3 года назад

alternative selections Melee: field hocky stick/cricket bat Armor: hockey goalie pads Range: darts/pool balls Stun: mace/strobe flashlight Wild card: portable propane burner/pitching machine (use the pool balls)

@gilbertoverdugo9595 3 года назад

I wonder if the gnome on the toilet is day trading. Stonk!

@sethwalters9689 3 года назад

Hockey pads would have been the protection to take!

@Rín-wín 3 года назад

and then they could use the skates as a blade

@jamesl5352 3 года назад

Catchers gear includes a baseball helmet which they wear back to front AND a mask. So, Mike has some head protection.

@MB57 3 года назад

If you live in a city, for example Dallas, there aren't lights that last longer than 20 seconds.... so you never get out of that intersection. Also: The Beatles- In My Life.

@JohnnyGoodz 3 года назад

I though for sure Jason would have taken a dumbbell or kettle bell weight to tie to the end of the climbers rope. That made the most sense to me.

@jkorpal2071 2 года назад

Does the local wizard keep the mugs full? 54 mins in and Mike and Jason taking full swigs

@floydblackmon6896 3 года назад

Sorry Andy... you're perfect as you are... but... you could use a little more space in between your eyes. Lol

@cameronmatson6364 3 года назад

I can only imagine how your face looks lol

@floydblackmon6896 3 года назад

@@cameronmatson6364 hey, I know I'm not the best looking, but he asked to be roasted. I'll roast you next if you wanna get in line.

@cameronmatson6364 3 года назад

@@floydblackmon6896 yes please

@cameronmatson6364 3 года назад

@@floydblackmon6896 welp, I’ve been in line for over a day now....definitely not worth the wait

@Camalytic 3 года назад

Clair de Lune has to be the choice for someone who has never heard music. Overwhelmingly beautiful

@nickmitchell4279 3 года назад

I know y’all were hyped when you got that Amazon pharmacy deal 😂😂😂

@Mythic_Mystic 3 года назад

This weeks questions were so good!

@mikeinca3762 3 года назад

Great segment guys!!!! Love the draft! Great stuff!

@mister_padilla6105 3 года назад

Jason.. you would not be able to use a barbell like that. Lmao

@mrmyagi6710 3 года назад

Hockey goalie gear is the clear 101 for defense

@margoheine3919 3 года назад

Oh, I desperately want one/two of your Spitballers coffee mugs! I want to give it as a present to our daughter & son-in-law, who told us about your podcast, which has brought us so many smiles and laughter. Possible?

@stephencolor2010 3 года назад

16:42 What the biff is on your laptop screen Andy? 😂

@jamesreickel2725 3 года назад

I'm surprised no one took Santonio Holmes to 💩 his pants

@sawyerblake655 3 года назад

We get to finally hear a lot of Brooks! At 11:09

@mrmyagi6710 3 года назад

If Paul Revere was pooping as the British were coming none of this would exist

@antoniosalas2153 3 года назад

Have you guys ever done a battle royale in your studio? Draft things you can find in your studio 😂

@random96720 3 года назад

Abe Lincoln was 300-1 as a wrestler. Known as a major wrestler in his time.

@bkbgbvhiuyu3856 3 года назад

I did it everybody and I really hope I heard..... I came up with a great draft and I knew these were the 3 people I need to draft this idea.... And I promise you it will be entertaining... The idea is, Best movie sequels... not the originals bit the sequels

@nolangarman8283 3 года назад

The only weapon that matches up with a bat is a 6ft long field lacrosse d-pole....

@mister_padilla6105 3 года назад

Isn’t Andy one of the ppl that will speed up to not let someone pass that if they are going over the speed limit??lmao but he’s a polite honker and wants to let ppl know that they are the one in the wrong if there is going to be an accident.

@Jared46290 3 года назад

mike could have dominated.....hockey stick, catchers uniform, fishing line, and a skate to put at the end of his stick....tied on with the fishing line....BOOM

@dmeek20 3 года назад

Al Borland... my Beatles song would have to be I Want You (She's so Heavy). That's the kind of Beatles I like

@andrewlowden322 3 года назад

Andy, why no Hockey gear for protection, much better than catcher gear? Goalie/netminder gear to survive serious blows

@Mynameisjoof 3 года назад

Preworkout would’ve been better than protein powder lol

@SandstormGT 3 года назад

Please for the love of God get some videos of this.... Jason vs Mike in respective uniforms and weapons....and.... I'd also love to see Jason swing a 45 weight bar

@velvetthunder1993 3 года назад

Steel tipped darts. Not lethal, but your gonna be thinking before you charge

@FrenchFrhyFilms 3 года назад

Mike really sat on his high horse taking catchers gear after Jason’s football pads when hockey pads just went undrafted?

@1313bull 3 года назад

Roller blades/skates would have been a huge improvement over a bicycle, Mike.

@moogie7494 Год назад

I'm grabbing a chain basketball net.

@fireandicefantasy3166 3 года назад

No cricket bat taken 🤯

@Glerma14 3 года назад

Yo yo yo yo yo mike. That’s your every day use watch wrist

@stephennash3204 3 года назад

Jason how did forget your favorite weapon the spear and not take a javelin!?

@joshuaberrios5593 3 года назад

Im so sorry Andy... but i have to agree with nose Its kinda pointy

@danielletanner1782 3 года назад

Those baggy bags would benefit wildly from a syringe of eye filler. Or get a makeup artist lmao.

@tszampruch 3 года назад

... Javelin?

@jdhitc Год назад

Now old school lawn darts or hockey goal uniform

@brenenu8051 3 года назад

How did no one take a pitching machine? Then you have a gun substitute.

@tuckeryarborough2609 3 года назад

There is no alteration that could possibly improve a physical Adonis like Andy... but on a serious note, biceps implants.

@shuleb635 3 года назад

Sorry but hockey equipment is superior armour!

@nathanhuffman1815 3 года назад

How did no one come up with a colonoscopy for the worst BOGO?

@Kevinwalker777 3 года назад

Love you guys, but Andy, let's remove some of those bags under the eyes or get a bit more sleep.

@EvelynnNystrom 3 года назад

Wheres highway to spell?

@adamsolano5092 3 года назад

If possible, Andy you should get a forehead reduction😭. All love

@grey154 3 года назад

Man no hockey pads/gloves???

@sawyerblake655 3 года назад

Jason, you’re really not that fat. Also, Andy, you could have taken the ice axe later in the draft since neither of the others would never think of it.