The rocket-powered pootis birds are actually genetically modified. Someone tried to make modern "attack pootis birds"... Things went about as wrong as you could imagine, and now they're part of the ecosystem.
This is correct. It was some crazy Engineer who first created the modern attack Pootis Birds. However, a Demoman (Who was more drunk than usual) mistook the button to the birds cages as a button to the scrumpy dispenser and accidentally released them into the wild.
No, no, I think it was right the first time. He used his woman like a balisong and murdered the cow. He also apparently murdered a yet-unnamed victim with said woman-knife.
The Pootis Bird is a Pootvian creature that is found naturally throughout the valleys and forests of Team Fortress 2. As being a opportunistic group hunter,the Pootis Bird feeds on anything or anyone that they can find in their constant search for food. As for being a predatory creature, Pootis Bird have to lookout for other Pootviary creatures that are present in the skies. One of their main predator, the PootBird, is an example of the predatory pootvian creatures that they have to look out.
Here we find the locals dealing with an influx of the majestic pootis birds during their seasonal migration. As you can see, they are a well organized and compassionate species as they are more than willing to share their prey with one another.
@CzMDavid No, they followed Scout there to exact revenge for his misdeeds at the Zoo. Oh, and yes, there are the local Gensokyo Pootisbirds and Pootbirds, as well as a range of other avian fauna, like Snipes, Spyrows and Pyrrots.
@TheGreatBman9 This is quite a complex procedure, but you will turn out ok if you follow these steps in the exact order: -Fake out a German accent and explain them your skills are wasted on this team. -Wave your arms erratically in the air claiming to be fully charged. The Heavies will fight each other to gain you as their mating partner. -When they're reduced in numbers, cry aloud there's a dispenser in the nearby woods. -At that point, make it like a tree and get outta there.
Japan's most aggressive fauna, the Pootis bird is a sneaky predator and a speedy vulture, able to boost through the skies at the speed of sound thanks to his intestines-produced chemical boosts. He awaits for his pray to be alone and unprotected, then he strikes alongside his entire flock on the day's game. Although rare, some of the most prominent members of the flock prefer to use the element of surprise to sneak on unaware australian hunters. Pootis birds, airing at 7PM on Discovery Fortress.
@M30W3R Thankfully, they are all but extinct in our world, and due to the little that anyone knows about them, they are now taking residence in Gensokyo, where various cats, and ghosts have been keeping their numbers low
Wasn't there a vid with the pootis bird finding food or something? I know that music from Banjo-Kazooie was used in it. The Tracks were Mad Monster Mansion, Fungus Forest, and Final Battle I think.
@shAdowgen064 Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore, `Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven. Ghastly grim and ancient Pootis bird wandering from the nightly shore - Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!' Quoth the Pootis bird, `Pootis.'
So with this, you could say there are 2 pootis species, the sandvich Eater, AND the flesh Eater, the sandvich one, has the bird head AND it's too heavy to fly AND run (mainly reason of His pacifist behavior AND diet change), AND the flesh Eater its really fast, can fly, but it doesnt posses bird appearence
