So it seems like the main idea is that PortaBoy acts as a way to use human neural activity to generate extra computational power for other systems around the world, each game won pays back a dollar for letting it use your brain as an auxiliary CPU for a server somewhere else. The person you play as has played on their PortaBoy for so long however that they are now physically incapable of stopping and the sheer amount of time spent within is probably at immediate risk now of frying their brain. Unlocking the 5 essentially adds up to opting out of your contract, disabling features keeping you trapped, and ultimately forcing the device to hard reboot and finally let you go. I'm sorry to say man, you're basically a human bitcoin miner with your brain as a wetware CPU.
Why do so many people thing the ending means he killed his family? He played the portaboy for so long that his fingers started to bleed that what it means
Real talk, the fingers bleeding… remember those things you plug into your fingers in one of the slideshow pictures? Electrical shock from that could’ve easily caused that… that, or attaching hard enough that removal of it rips the skin. (Yes, I’m aware this comment is a joke)
Maybe (a theory) is about his insanity. And the shotgun he is using is ACTUALLY KILLING PEOPLE. “Oh yeah? And that flying bloody portaboy that attacks you?” Ok i dont know that but yeah MAYBE its true
Level 1: Normal Level 12: Music Glitches Out Level 15: Change Of Scenary, Monsters Come Out Level 16: Glitches Level 23: The Glitches Get More Intense Level 27: It Gets More Intense, + Jumpscare At Random Times Level 30: Glitch = Bad Level 34: Blood Level 35: A Creepy Face Starts Showing Up Level 41: The Game Turns Red, Sprites From Other Games Show Up Level 51: Impossible To Progress
@@sourcesauce not to be rude or anything, but the lore long story short is that we are in a fever dream of some sort because of the portaboy and now we need to fight to wake up because the monsters represent the cancer that is trying to kill our protagonist.
Great! Now I don't have to play this rather scary and difficult game AGAIN. Played the first version (the prequel, "Portaboy") of this ages ago, and lost miserably. Didn't expect Lumpy to make a new update to it.
@@superdivorce Commendable, but I refuse to go through what you've been through. There are certain games where grinding is a moderately enjoyable experience, and this is *NOT* one such game. Especially since the beginning of the run involves both mini-game reflexes and keeping an eye out for those monsters in the background, and in the secret run, this expands to keeping an eye out for the "Easter Egg" entrypoints as well. Too many distractions can really mess you up a lot, even in real life.
weird. i got a 49 first try, died to that fish fight game. Tbh i think it just depends on rng. cuz the porta boys were barely spawning on my playthrough.
That's Lumpy Touch for ya. Also, I checked out that channel out of curiosity. Turns out they made the infamous Username 666 video. The more you know, I guess.
I watched one of lumpy touches videos because it came up in a different video and proceeded to have a psychotic break where sonic the hedgehog was trying to break into my house at 3am because I hadn't slept for 4 days.
For the cow one in the treasure collect I don't get it since I don't see any pink/black grids at all. It just looks like the cow went out of the thing.
Pay close attention to the bottom of the screen after the entry points start showing up. You'll see the pink/black box flash for a second at a time and that's where you have to send the cow.
@@Josuh You will have to see the building above the wall, on top of the screen. There should be the windows having a pink color. Depending on which ones are pink, it'll mean that one of the bomb has to be touched instead of avoided.
The coordinates that flash during the Perfect Treasure game are used in the Pet Search. As you move your mouse while searching for the pets, pay attention to the top right corner of the screen. That's where you'll see the coordinates you're currently hovering over displayed.
@@superdivorce To find a coordinate, you need to pay attention a coordinates in Perfect Present Game, if you spot it, remember these coordinates, if you on Pet Scope Game, make sure you in a correct coordinate that you recently remembered
It's very scares me with that music, glitches, portaboys that coming to you and when you ran out of ammo and you have no dollars.. damn its never gonna be speedruned. Well i think like that
Player gets caught up in some sort of crypto thing by Portaco that involves brain uploading to get more money and play Portaboy games… the thing is, said brain uploading also does stuff like cause a sort of cancer in you as you play the Portaboy games in your coma (with the glitches happening as your cancer gets worse). The entire game is a fever coma dream where your character fights to break out of the Portaboy’s system and brain uploading program before the cancer from losing the games kills you (with the monsters attacking you serving as representations of that cancer)… in the secret ending, you wake up back in reality.
I have no idea what happened, but I'll tell you my theory. PortaCo is supposed to be manipulating a lot of people with that portable console and has manipulated the entire economy of the world. And as for the secret ending; the console has manipulated the player, hallucinating that monsters appear there to kill him, but when he managed to escape from that terrible mental purgatory, and when he woke up... Well... He murdered his family.
@@clonedbraixen …Actually, no, not quite. Remember those score pictures and the vitals thing? Those actually illustrate that Portaco made a brain uploading program that involves the usage of Portaboy consoles in order to obtain money (likely through crypto means)… and you log in by lying in a bed with a life support system (for IV feeding, likely) and hooking your nerves up to the system. …The thing is, the program/machine has side effects: a sort of cancer will start to appear in your cells, as shown by some of the slideshow pictures and one of the treasure screens, where it mentions cellular reproduction rate. That, and logging out of the system isn’t as easy as you think: the Portaboy won’t let you. So as the cancer from playing the Portaboy worsens, the games start to glitch, and monsters (representing that cancer trying to kill you if the damage is anything to go by) resembling Portaboys start to attack you. The shotgun is basically your mind’s means of defending itself, while you fight to break out of the system by finding the vulnerabilities in the Portaboy’s programming (the treasures). With the ending, you’re back in reality, having broken out of the system and having fried the circuits in the neural connectors on your fingers, represented by the blood on them.
Wario: Meh. I've seen better. Mic: Ugh. How could you say that, Wario? Wario: Well, this isn't really appealing to me. Glaze: Seriously, are you stating that WarioWare is a better game? Wario: Yes. Tomby: You know what? Can't argue with that. Wario: Whatever. *Walks off* Ed: Wow. What a jerk.
The player is in a coma caused by the brain uploading program produced by Portaco, which also serves the purpose of granting you money as you play their games. Another side effect from the program is that some of your cells actively become cancerous as you lose the games/get attacked by the monsters. Your character has to find vulnerabilities in the Portaboy’s programming in order to break out of the program and stop the cancer, with you waking up in reality showing that you’ve finally broken out of the system.
@@youtubehandlesstink now I know why halfway through the secret ending progression shows a player inside a tube meaning that the player is trying to kill cancerous cells in the tube leading to the heart and brain Also explain that one red portaboy entity that flies, what type of cell is that?
my guy youre supposed to interpret yourself what happened in the ending 😭😭 the game wont hold ur hand and go "look! this is where i took 57 benadryls and died!" it isnt dumb its purposely vague LMAOO
@@f0restfrenzy …like, the pictures you unlock by getting a certain amount of points literally have most of the lore, but I guess they just skipped right to the end.