Post Malone Dresses Me Like a Watermelon 

It's ok we still love you guys

Ethan and Hila gj

YES. FUCK Google.

Ethan and Hila Love you guys!

Ethan and Hila I've arrived!

PurelyPolitical wrong, anyway... how is your sex life?

Uzziel Itzak ichkc

Uzziel Itzak what?

Uzziel Itzak hahahahahahah i see what you did there

he doesnt smoke weed anymore just super drunk

Mags

Haha

Mags Airsoft 😂😂

Well He is white. Most white boys have guns in their backpack when they go to school :/

autism is a gift and they say racism to whites does not exist... Smh

Lol

They speaking the language of gods

Blue is not a creative color

Oblivion conversation

I don’t get it

Dovah Pr dont we all...

+Spack Jarrow mine got stolen.. at least the thug left me my cash, but i still miss that photograph..

HES THEIR SON

On it? Do you mean IN it?

who doesnt have a picture of ethan and hila in their wallet? also got pic of post malone there too

Feltrex Mc Pretty hip. Pretty cool. Pretty H I P H O P

Feltrex Mc lmfao

Just, just when I read it he said that.

best quote 2017

Description is on point bro

What about IDubbbz and his GF

What about aleks and james

...nm some of their videos do make me want to vomit

CodeDarkBlue Lol dude I got that reference ;)

Denizerge wat

When?

Guy Sherf 14:07

Rodrigo Martinez Luna that's Post

Lisa Maxim I

Lisa Maxim post melon 😂

Actually a fucking brilliant comment :'D

I JUST CHOKED ON MY GUM

Moms spaghetti he has a stylist so he can do the opposite of what the stylist tells him to do.

spagghetti on his melon already

Moms spaghetti YES

Hyunjin's Earring CF post melon

YES

XD

*FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK* 🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

David Losi get out

The OG Bum lol wtf....i could see it tho

The OG Bum lmao :')!

fo real tho. they'd make awesome parents.

fuck yeah they would :)

Even though they would make awesome parents I don't want them to become parents because taking care of the children may interrupt their content production

Collin P he sounds so high when he said that

Radioactive Lemon I spent my entire life watching Post interviews and apparently he doesn't do drugs, he only smoke cigarettes and drinks bud light. Haha

Collin P he's trying to create world peace

Undercover Wookiee you mean he was in his natural state

Radioactive Lemon he was

Frost Freerunning Yeah, drunk...

I think he's a little more than just drunk

Frost Freerunning Dennis Rodman level drunk

Frost Freerunning Jim Lahey drunk

Frost Freerunning "it's too much blue Randers!"

nailed it

I read it in the voice of watermelon guy from vine... help me...

lmao why did my comment got so many likes

( GONE SEXUAL )

hila

Ikr

ikr

from pepsi to 🅱️epsi

I love me some 🅱️epis with Detos.

Pepsi to Pebo boy

W

Ugh I just hate when that happens 😤😤😤

Can I get your number?

is that a Jojo reference?

@Marley Claytor Bruh you look high af

BaeDeeWoW what does the post Malone of RU-vid mean?

@@WillTBDud Ethan

We don’t get it but, we get it.

I'd say mac demarco is the ethan of music, post is the mac demarco of hip hop

LaDajzon Jenkins my hero

alaha are you sure ethan is acoustic?

alaha papa stress

I thought being sued would've raised his stress to Pepsi Max level but I guess not

Papa curse he who shall not be named.

alaha What a "Douche"

David E water Malone

👏👏👏

fuck you

David E Gone wrong.

GONE SEXUAL

T comment does not match picture

SevenBidoofs What do you wear then?

SevenBidoofs ffs yeezys are horrible XD they look like whales haha

SevenBidoofs guarantee this kid wears fake yeezys. No one who owns real ones goes around bashing other shoes.

Could you immature fucks stop arguing about fucking shoes no one judges another person on their shoes

rapped up*

It is because he is a humble man who realizes how crazy his fame is. Listen to his interviews hes a man who knows fame is crazy

maybe he is too baked to notice he is famous

post aint een smoke weed no mo

he was so drunked and stoned how do you not realize LOL

Nick DePina drunk*

Brandon Smith proud of you

Brandon Smith great moves ethan, kick it up

Yup it's basically this.

Captain Ruski?

chocofl cookies sweet home families like daddyofive

Mohammad Bin Amir lmfao ya beat me to it

Mohammad Bin Amir 😂exactly

Austin pre melon, post melon.

Watermalone

I was just about to comment that..

Got em

I gotta play on my phone

PowahSlap Entertainmint HAHAHAHAH

Kedi Stars did he change the title because of you

Kedi Stars it should be Papa melon

looks like it? what was it before, I can't remember?

you dont get it "melone" :D he didnt canged it Water"Melone" get it? :D

H3H3 Studio Tour

DaytonDaCreator69 Ethans famous too. When your famous you make famous friends

He's famous but he hasn't become a selflish prick. Good for him.

selfish*

shellfish*

yea OK

I’ve never sighed so loudly

Bipolar Bear same for me until I read your name

KFCletus ooooooooohhh SHID

this joke was made an entire year before this comment

JOOOEYYYYYY!!!!

Georgia B he pulled it off tho

let me help you out. MY mom asks me to take the TRASH out. there, thats better

RealCast in England we say bins, you clearly know this otherwise you wouldn't have made the translation from bins to trash, you just choose to be ignorant

RealCast the American language is TRASH

Brenic Beggs bet you're fun at parties

I like bud lite, it's cheap and doesn't taste as bad as everyone says it does. My preference is Miller Lite tho

Kirk H you think beer is hydrating?

Hes sponsored by them :P

fatmanandschizard he gets it free

I like Malone's music but someone should maybe give him a talk bout maybe slowing down or quitting cigs its affecting his voice onstage.

i love post man these vids are so cool

heyopc these two are friendship goals. It's so awesome they're best friends. Only close friends can roast each other and then help them out.

its called friendship , lol austin is just a human being and so are ethan and hila and it doesnt matter that post malone is famous , he is friends with them and yeah thats cool asf but being friends shouldnt be a surprise, they are all amazing human beings

+Asher Ofri nigga this was five months ago stfu

aww did i triggwer wou? grow tf up

Indef keep it up, proud of you

Keep up the good work man. Keep earning those likes

Abi Sislo Great moves, Abi. Keep it up.

they were bff before post was popular

They are an og friends bruh

they’re like the gods of meme dads

Post Malone has the most scrambled brain in the universe

OH SHIT AND NOW HE'S IN THE VIDEO DOPE

I am fucking CACKLING at this make over holy shit, this video is making my year.

Christian Cline 😂👏

That's funny. You said you had a girlfriend. You sir, are a true comedy genius.

One day you may.

ur last name tho

Christian Cline that would probably weird them out, get a bronze spray and boy band n shit

I thought you were talking about Ethan at first haha

Aditya Sam it's sad but also a happy occasion

such a loving Brother & Sister !

Matthew Rorke well she is always behind the camera lol.

No but for real. The way she moves that camera and shows us what we want to see is pro.

if she zoomed in a little more on Ethan's behind that'd be lovely

UncleAragorn yeah, it's sad ecks dee emoji

I turned your 419 thumbs to 420 😂😂😂😂 ... what was I laughing about?

he needs logan paul

"Ahuh, now I'm a strawberry!"

Me too

Me too

Becca iskwl sometimes I look pictures of Hila up to get inspired lol true story tho

Yeah it's really sad. I remember when Post was literally the first celebrity to post his Teddy Fresh fit, just days before their first release.

@@re_i_gn so sad :c

What happened between them?

@@JackieL0315 as austin got more famous he came more distant with ethan and hila

@@ellenkirkup7717 that's sad n doesn't sound like Austin. Im hoping its just bcuz he's been really busy doing a lot of diff things. Hopefully he'll see or hear about this n realize it bcuz I really loved them together, they were like a lil family

W

RachelVlogs Post Malones such a gr8 dude

RachelVlogs they look like long lost brothers

right? i liked post before but now i have a whole new level of respeck for him lol

I didn't know his existence until h3h3's video

CAMP DUDE THEY R MILLIONAIRES

CAMP last year they got more views than rice gum

sean mcclafferty that needs to happen

sean mcclafferty yess

VAPE NAZI ZYKLON B STYLE

sean mcclafferty OMG BRING IT BACK

uh

Didnt know donkey faces are perfectly structured ight

just calm down

🗿

Simp

al-malone-st

What country do you live in?

Lithuania.

Solas please explain lol

Clorox Bleach Hard to, lol. Basically, if you say that "Oh, that's my friend Jeff, he's kinda blue", it means that he's probably gay. Though I should mention, this is usually used in an offensive way, not the friendly one I've described above.

oh thats funny cause in my country lithuania is slang for a dirty asshole you: "i live in lithuania"

RundownXp nope, just acoustic

sam loomans nigga you're literally on every comment. stop

RundownXp because he is

that's not being high, if you're always high you don't act like that, he's drunk. all the slurred speak and that boot of beer is why I suspect that... people that are constantly high act pretty normal.

RundownXp he hasn't smoked in years apparently but he was drunk

Sam Hammich it'd take longer if his sister carer wasn't there

Ha they changed the title.

Yeah I know, that was fucking crazy.

lol

Tanner Little Monster Melon

Tanner Little what do you do to shorts

You fold them and put them in the drawer lol

Tanner Little fold them and put them in a cooler full of Pepsi .....duh

he stopped smoking weed.. he is probably drunk af tho...

I second that. ^

you say that like its a bad thing

i wouldn't say it's a good thing

BlankPursuit i would lol

SLAY QUEEN

🤢

damn the thirstiness is palpable

🐋👏🏿🌝🍤

The0ddPoint what's brackin

The0ddPoint you do know Socal is full of Sureños. Mexican gangbangers who wear nothing but blue. and considering ethan already looks like a Mexican, I'm sure he'll be good lol

🅱️rip

When you hop on that trolley Make sure your colors correct

He's basically got an in to the cartel low levels. He's good.

Probably had a dozen near his bed so that he could instantly grab one after waking up

h o l e y c o w

The thing I love most is that even if Hila says something not that funny or whatever the case Ethan always encourages her

#triggered

UóᴥòU fuck someone said something making fun of me... #triggered #haters ni🅱🅱a LOL

this was a wholesome comment

Lol, put that on a t-shirt.

lmao you dont have to make an account to watch

Sp00k3d but dad asked us to smash the button

elite rzz I was on twitch no account for over a year lol. Most chats are pure cancer anyway

I was thinking drunk af, probably both.

dosnt smoke

Gaming with Jam he had to be high

Ujustgotmerked a rapper who doesnt smoke weed?!?!? whaaaaa??!!!

he had a wet jimmy once, now he just smokes crushes

@ what?

@@DeniseF a bone in my body is so much more than I can say is that you are you still looking for someone to have fun with you and lost all my contacts and I got the clash of clans and lost all my contacts and I got the clash of clans and lost all my contacts

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Denise F hey bro I’m so gonna was your last Christmas in a long way I thought it would be fun if we get a new home or do anything else to do anything we just do and you can come to get me to do stuff like that bruh was that I wanna was the way I was thinking I was just wondering if I can do it or not

Dont ignore the giant hole in the wall already patched under the blanket.

What do you mean 😳

@@imasnnake7254 🙄

Kenzie *Ethan

Kenzie yasss

Kenzie she's so perfect

Hila is bae

yeah.. shes beautiful.. :D

aTrav everytime post malone is in the vid hes fucked up...i think he needs help im worried

He looks dumb fried with a side of drunk

Beerman69 no he was stoned hahah

he's drunk and/or high 100% of the time

me too, it`s just perfect

yeah

You gave me something to think about. I thank you.

sunwell see 12:02

Sunwell Cleanser watch the video dumbass

Always is.

It would be so sick playing beer pong with him, fuark.

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome .

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

that is so fucking weird i was just thinking about doug dimmadome and his blubber nuggets

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

WHUP TEE DOO

It's been a year since your comment and i've stumbled upon it.i hope you are in a better place emotionally now. You deserve to be happy. Have a nice day!

yo are you better now?

Sad stuff. Papa bless