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Poundland Special: Squidgy Wrestler Bubble Gum Truck 

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@hypotheticaltapeworm
@hypotheticaltapeworm 8 лет назад
"Benito, Benito II, Benito III, Benito IV, and HAIR BOY" Brilliant. Pure genius.
@robertthegamer_0
@robertthegamer_0 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@MrSnake-dh3hu
@MrSnake-dh3hu 5 лет назад
You fucking TWATS!
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 4 года назад
@@MrSnake-dh3hu Yeah, isn't Hair Boy supposed to be called Benito V?
@DLBBALL
@DLBBALL 3 года назад
@@IvanovIvanAKrutoi What about just “Mussolini”?
@HashiNuke
@HashiNuke Год назад
I also remember their names being that
@kayvahn2141
@kayvahn2141 9 лет назад
*NOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?!?!? YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE BOX WTF WTF WTF!!!! IF YOU WOULD'VE KEPT THAT IN THE PACKAGE FOR ANOTHER 30 YEARS IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORTH LITERALLY COUPLES OF POUNDS!!!!!!!*
@rileyjarvis1702
@rileyjarvis1702 9 лет назад
WHY ASHENS!!!!!!
@gray007nl
@gray007nl 9 лет назад
Jon Alanoor That's 100% more than it cost ASHENS YOU FOOL!
@georgehausmannswoboda5553
@georgehausmannswoboda5553 9 лет назад
Jon Alanoor "could"
@gray007nl
@gray007nl 9 лет назад
johncynical has swag Dude srsly, this is definitely sarcasm you should've picked up on.
@migueeeelet
@migueeeelet 9 лет назад
Johan Hoekstra I think he's just highlighting the "could"
@LordPoppy
@LordPoppy 7 лет назад
I used to manage a Dollar Store. Smart-ass people would come up all the time "How much is this" I'd reply someone like five dollars. and they'd freak out "The tag says it's a dollar!" and I'd reply "Then why'd ya ask?"
@quinnthackergaming4103
@quinnthackergaming4103 7 лет назад
Stuff at dollar stores aren't always the same price so...
@neyoid
@neyoid 6 лет назад
At the Dollar Tree everything is $1 or less.
@quinnthackergaming4103
@quinnthackergaming4103 6 лет назад
Atomicnes not always
@neyoid
@neyoid 6 лет назад
I said at DOLLAR TREE. Not a Dollar General or a Family Dollar.
@metallicarabbit
@metallicarabbit 6 лет назад
quinnthacker gaming yes ALWAYS, at DOLLAR TREE everything most certainly IS a dollar.
@AarONDACaRrOT
@AarONDACaRrOT 9 лет назад
I just watched a 38 year old man count toy soldiers. I can see i have finally reached the pinnacle of my life.
@andymadden8183
@andymadden8183 5 лет назад
Head on, apply directly to the forehead. To truly reach the pinnacle of your life, go watch the RU-vid Poop Ashens and the Tat of Doom.
@kduhtdkzrt
@kduhtdkzrt 5 лет назад
@@andymadden8183 Just did so. I'd call that one of my low pionts.
@goldfishzzz
@goldfishzzz 5 лет назад
Damn Ashens is 38? I thought he was younger than that.
@laceypeycke9532
@laceypeycke9532 4 года назад
Shmoopy I guess 42 now
@KirbyMario12345_939
@KirbyMario12345_939 Год назад
​@@laceypeycke9532 Ashens was born in 1976. He'll be 47 in December this year.
@legos2011
@legos2011 7 лет назад
Head on, apply directly to the forehead.
@ZacHawkins42
@ZacHawkins42 6 лет назад
Nuka Charming The Unicorn King I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that, can you repeat it 42 more times?
@mesozoic8879
@mesozoic8879 5 лет назад
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@theoneupbrick4823
@theoneupbrick4823 3 года назад
@@mesozoic8879 y
@Thunderbirds101
@Thunderbirds101 9 лет назад
Poundland Trucking _An Excellent Shipping Company_
@jorgeasalas
@jorgeasalas 9 лет назад
Poundland: The UK equivalent to the USA DollarTree
@AMSMArmyMenStopMotion
@AMSMArmyMenStopMotion 9 лет назад
Indeed
@brandon1333
@brandon1333 9 лет назад
Thunderbirds101 They are exellent csgoknives4free.com/r/RWOlQqHdMV
@gimpedninja8448
@gimpedninja8448 9 лет назад
Thunderbirds101 Single axle truck, tri-axle trailer. Cus why not
@pacomax123456789
@pacomax123456789 9 лет назад
Brandon Barajas you know that you can visit your own link don't you?
@TofranBohk
@TofranBohk 9 лет назад
Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.
@sheldonwhiteside9899
@sheldonwhiteside9899 9 лет назад
I was just about to comment this
@TheLastRaven6
@TheLastRaven6 9 лет назад
t0f0b0 DAMN YOU! You beat me to it by 3 minutes....THERE WILL BE VENEGACE!
@SackToTheFuture
@SackToTheFuture 9 лет назад
t0f0b0 Drink Five Hour Energy. Drink Five Hour Energy. Drink Five Hour Energy.
@TheGenericNerd
@TheGenericNerd 9 лет назад
t0f0b0 say what you will. we all remember the bloody slogan, so it worked.
@kristina80ification
@kristina80ification 9 лет назад
***** Head Soothe, apply direct to forehead Head Soothe, apply direct to forehead Head Soothe, apply direct to forehead
@KaikipBT7
@KaikipBT7 9 лет назад
Oh god the couch has been tainted panic PANIC
@MeAuntieNora
@MeAuntieNora 9 лет назад
KaikipBT7 The couch has survived worse.
@rareblues78daddy
@rareblues78daddy 9 лет назад
Me Auntie Nora If it can survive Dancin' Jar Jar, it can survive anything.
@AlyxxTheRat
@AlyxxTheRat 9 лет назад
KaikipBT7 You must be new here
@Heroinacup
@Heroinacup 9 лет назад
Don't worry. That couch has survived a rodent infestation, a catapillar that sings obscure beatle songs, and rabbits. (I could be wrong about the existence of the rabbits though.) It can survive this.
@fimbles1015
@fimbles1015 9 лет назад
KaikipBT7 Stick the cushion in the freezer and it should come off in chunks.
@borederlands5387
@borederlands5387 8 лет назад
Head Soothe. Apply direct to forehead. Head Soothe. Apply direct to forehead.
@dysonburt3309
@dysonburt3309 8 лет назад
Head Soothe. Apply directly to forehead.
@dysonburt3309
@dysonburt3309 8 лет назад
head soothe. apply directly to forehead
@rickmarr4478
@rickmarr4478 8 лет назад
Oh God the Disaster Movie, the movie was very bad, but that part was funny.
@still0114
@still0114 7 лет назад
geaherof ot tcerid ylppa ethoos daeh
@annddyy
@annddyy 7 лет назад
Oberto K oh did you know, Head soothe, apply directly to the forehead! or you will find out it does shit all 😂
@crackster234
@crackster234 8 лет назад
I'll be honest, I was a bit disappointed that you didn't use the head soothe on the potato alien.
@Meggmot
@Meggmot 9 лет назад
RIP in pepperonis spare battery and couch cushion.
@mattyjYT
@mattyjYT 9 лет назад
Rip in chipotle butter, paste be width ew.
@GatlingPea32
@GatlingPea32 9 лет назад
Rest in Poundland*
@buzzingsigndiner397
@buzzingsigndiner397 8 лет назад
Benito 1, Benito 2, Benito 3, Benito 4, and Hairboy.
@kotapippen
@kotapippen 8 лет назад
*opens package* YOU FUCKING TWATS!
@buzzingsigndiner397
@buzzingsigndiner397 8 лет назад
GamingPenguin You have failed us, Benitos 1-4 and Hairboy!
@braedenhoyng6385
@braedenhoyng6385 8 лет назад
+GamingPenguin lol
@themastermindwithahat607
@themastermindwithahat607 7 лет назад
+Ser Twenty Of House Goodmen the band just hasn't been the same since Benito 3 left
@DASyam-tb7qt
@DASyam-tb7qt 7 лет назад
Ser Twenty Of House Goodmen it is the reference to Billy, the bread knife who was competing with the World's Sharpest Knife.
@Ray_Vun
@Ray_Vun 9 лет назад
i bet you never thought one direction would get you all sticky and fill your mouth with a strange taste
@madmaddox1595
@madmaddox1595 9 лет назад
I did
@RenaTurnip
@RenaTurnip 9 лет назад
Syaoran Li No, but I bet I DEFINITELY never thought I'd hear this from Syaoran.
@oddggear8802
@oddggear8802 9 лет назад
Syaoran Li The fan girls do.
@thatguy2454
@thatguy2454 9 лет назад
Thank you for making me laugh I just found that too funny
@ashenssofa1133
@ashenssofa1133 9 лет назад
Syaoran Li He never thought One Direction would leave residue on his sofa either.
@hsbs3472
@hsbs3472 7 лет назад
I think I pissed myself a little when he opened the gum lol
@teddylong2590
@teddylong2590 4 года назад
You know Ashens is really George Michael !!
@user-yk3zp2wp5g
@user-yk3zp2wp5g 4 года назад
Enit
@MartyTheGamer
@MartyTheGamer 8 лет назад
Is the sticker in the One Direction package supposed to be used to line up the gum dust and snort it?
@joshybosley391
@joshybosley391 7 лет назад
MartyTheGamer well that's what I've been using mine for, so I hope so.
@MartyTheGamer
@MartyTheGamer 7 лет назад
An excellent conclusion
@comradeurod9805
@comradeurod9805 7 лет назад
MartyTheGamer an excellent comment
@Mush253
@Mush253 6 лет назад
Jebus Kristi An excellent reply.
@DhonJoe
@DhonJoe 5 лет назад
69
@theaether3124
@theaether3124 7 лет назад
Could you imagine if the sofa had sentience and had the same personality as ashens?
@Arcademan09
@Arcademan09 7 лет назад
The Aether wait... the sofa was never speaking? *What other lies have I been fed?!*
@theaether3124
@theaether3124 7 лет назад
Lol 'I can't believe you spilt eggs on me do I look like a cheap piece of tat to you?!' it talks at the end of the sofa journey thing
@hollisrivenbark7250
@hollisrivenbark7250 5 лет назад
The Aether how high are you?
@4cannibal
@4cannibal 5 лет назад
I've always wanted to sit on his face, that just might be the only way
@teddylong2590
@teddylong2590 4 года назад
Ashens is really George michael. That's why you cant see his face !!
@Gh0stClown
@Gh0stClown 9 лет назад
I've been looking into replacing my Deathadder, I think that pig thing would do the job.
@larsisaksen
@larsisaksen 9 лет назад
Floobs it would probably last longer...
@akellman111
@akellman111 9 лет назад
Lars Isaksen anti razer ignorance i see? Razer headsets are shit, no question but their mice and keyboards are very good, the keyboards could be better, and some like the corsair k70 are better, but the mice are really good indeed
@larsisaksen
@larsisaksen 9 лет назад
Kellman Have used a lot of razer products, not headsets (bad sound) Love the feel of some of the mice, but they broke quite fast. (i know this might only have been mine, and that i could have used them badly) I see razer as a teen brand. For those who want bling rather than performance. Then again, i'm not really that great when it comes to performance myself... having a R.A.T 7 and ATH-ADG1
@larsisaksen
@larsisaksen 9 лет назад
Natalie Payet I have not had problems with my r.a.t 7 at all for the years i've had it. But people do say it breaks a lot. I don't doubt that razer may make some good mice too. (like my r.a.t) Headsets however have horrid sound and build. For gaming you need something brighter not bassier, therfore go with something like akg, sennheiser or ATH.
@larsisaksen
@larsisaksen 9 лет назад
Natalie Payet Especially now with the croma range... Really a mouspad with lights?... Recommend reading up on which Sennhiser would fit your sound preference, some are darker and some lighter. (all are really good and detailed tho)
@smithintern-tainment7868
@smithintern-tainment7868 2 года назад
As a big fan of wrestling, I can confirm that wrestlers carry briefcases everywhere they go and spend most of the time staring at hammers
@goodnightmyprince6734
@goodnightmyprince6734 Год назад
Does wrestlers have holes in thechests?
@TheLarryburns84
@TheLarryburns84 Год назад
​@@goodnightmyprince6734 it'd be an interesting gimmick for sure- an actual wrestler masquerading as a bootleg dollar store toy one 😂😂
@royalcrumble2384
@royalcrumble2384 11 месяцев назад
I mean, if it was some sort of terrible irs triple h fusion they were going for, they might be onto something
@ChickenPika
@ChickenPika 9 лет назад
I think by this point, we've learned that if you make your piece of electronic equipment look like a pig, it'll work well.
@Coasterfan312
@Coasterfan312 9 лет назад
Transformers were the ultimate twisty tie culprit.
@retardedgoose6912
@retardedgoose6912 9 лет назад
I clicked ton the video cuz I thought the thumbnail said cum not gum
@blobgaming2280
@blobgaming2280 9 лет назад
ReTaRdEdGoOsE Why did you reply to this comment saying that it had no relevance?
@Coasterfan312
@Coasterfan312 9 лет назад
BlobGaming Because the internet ¬_¬
@blobgaming2280
@blobgaming2280 9 лет назад
***** I guess...
@joekromer8387
@joekromer8387 9 лет назад
BlobGaming and now, in related news, dank memes.
@Kitsune0268
@Kitsune0268 9 лет назад
*_"I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE IN SOME SORT OF PACKAGE!"_* he exclaims after ripping open the _package._
@liamgrist7799
@liamgrist7799 Год назад
“YOU FUCKING TWATS” him realising that the gum was not in a Package
@StimorolChewingGum
@StimorolChewingGum 9 лет назад
Awww, poor piggy! That's one of the best Poundland products I've seen. The best probably being a 8-in-1 memory card reader that actually WORKS.
@MrZega000
@MrZega000 2 года назад
Watching him remember the "apply directly to forehead" commercial was fascinating. I'll remember that ad until the day I die; it was so incessant.
@Anniecravens
@Anniecravens 8 лет назад
the army men look like the human equivalent of beef jerky
@FrankFerret
@FrankFerret 6 лет назад
Jeez, I googled Chris Rea when he mentioned him then found out that he'd just collapsed on stage. When a two-year-old video randomly gives you startling news.
@mr.hiroshimablood7445
@mr.hiroshimablood7445 5 лет назад
Probably never heard this before but I use your videos to remove stress because of your humor I almost instantly forget about my problems... thanks for that man.
@reeseronithemacaroni8946
@reeseronithemacaroni8946 8 лет назад
The url has the word bUM in it.
@megaclone1000
@megaclone1000 5 лет назад
xD
@megaclone1000
@megaclone1000 5 лет назад
xD FUNNY LUL
@worldofjake2012
@worldofjake2012 9 лет назад
Benito, Benito 2, Benito 3, Benito 4 and Hairboy. Still better than the real members of One Direction.
@FabulousSatoshiMochida
@FabulousSatoshiMochida 9 лет назад
"If you plan on collecting them I suggest you leave them in the box then leave the box in the shop"
@robertthegamer_0
@robertthegamer_0 5 лет назад
Hahaha
@ThePlacehole
@ThePlacehole 9 лет назад
I can't miss the chance to see the fright in someones eyes, when they need to borrow a pen and I hand them a _Jesus pen_.
@Tarantel666
@Tarantel666 9 лет назад
Jokerine Borealis Surely not me! I would *RUN* with that fucker! EVERYONE needs Jesus in his life!
@OneGrumpyCat
@OneGrumpyCat 9 лет назад
I just want the pen so that I can say: "You need Jesus in your life!" *Hands them the pen*
@chinkkat
@chinkkat 8 лет назад
+DoesAnyoneOnThisPlanetReallyNeedThisManyCharactersToInputHisName god damn it, its chris rea in a toga with a chocolate coin stuck to the back of his head not bloody jesus!
@PatriciaCross
@PatriciaCross 8 лет назад
I have watched 91 Episodes in the last few days and so far this is the best. This is gold!
@TheHelado36
@TheHelado36 8 лет назад
I say the same !
@willowl.3263
@willowl.3263 7 лет назад
+Ķāłəīđøšçøpə Đřəãmş You are not alone. I am bingewatching his pound land specials Playlist. Alast I am almost done :(
@LawsonVII
@LawsonVII 9 лет назад
Was just about to go to bed , up for work at 7am , but this late upload must be watched ! Thanks ashens...
@TheBcoolGuy
@TheBcoolGuy 9 лет назад
You're from the US, aren't you!?
@hoon3789
@hoon3789 9 лет назад
Well I'm watching because I can't sleep!
@henriquevecchine
@henriquevecchine 9 лет назад
haha same here, but I usually wake up at 5:40 a.m, but Poundland Specials are Poundland Specials
@ringo5488
@ringo5488 9 лет назад
TheBcoolGuy Well if the time where he is is between 3-4 something a.m, he's somewhere in Europe.
@Sandata64RD
@Sandata64RD 9 лет назад
Scott Lawson Same here....
@StriderOwO
@StriderOwO 7 лет назад
"Wrestlers looking at hammers" sounds like a good name for a band. Hell if I know what kind of band.
@baffledbits3226
@baffledbits3226 8 лет назад
I'm disappointed you didn't put the hammer in the wrestler's mouth, lol.
@moxgirl5
@moxgirl5 9 лет назад
The moment Ashens saw the briefcase in the mini wrestling figures package I knew he'd be confused xD Makes total sense to any wrestling fan though, cos WWE has a thing called the Money In The Bank briefcase where if you have it, you get a title shot whenever you want. You cash in the briefcase when you want your title shot xD That's obviously what the toy makes were aiming for, so it does actually make some sense LOL
@micahreid5553
@micahreid5553 8 лет назад
9:00 all the americans watching start chanting, "headon apply directly to the forehead, headon apply directly to the forehead"
@M3iscool
@M3iscool 8 лет назад
"Up next-- Jesus pen." PAHAHAA WTF?!
@tonymassi1116
@tonymassi1116 6 лет назад
Cat From The Future I love jesus and you should to!
@andymadden8183
@andymadden8183 5 лет назад
But in pen form, you have to question why that was created.
@XxRipperRooXx
@XxRipperRooXx 9 лет назад
7:26 that face reminded me of DarkSydePhil.
@caramelldansen2204
@caramelldansen2204 3 года назад
reminding someone of DSP should be a crime.
@stephengrambsch4232
@stephengrambsch4232 Год назад
RU-vid keeps recommending great videos that I mistakenly believe are new content. And I'm pleasantly surprised each time. How has this man stayed consistently good?
@MovieCrackdownMB
@MovieCrackdownMB 9 лет назад
"WARNING: Review may be cursed. Use protective totems." Its true, now every shop I enter is Poundland and Ashens is behind every till. Help me.
@wailingentity
@wailingentity 5 лет назад
those minty head rubs have helped me through many hangovers where i couldnt keep pills down
@DJCum2Fast
@DJCum2Fast 9 лет назад
"Is that a foot in a flip-Flop" - " You fucking TWATS..." - Ashens 2015 11:40
@DJCum2Fast
@DJCum2Fast 9 лет назад
14:43 *
@regionalatbest5308
@regionalatbest5308 9 лет назад
I laughed so hard 😂
@DJCum2Fast
@DJCum2Fast 9 лет назад
Haha ms too 😂
@thekingsman9773
@thekingsman9773 9 лет назад
Don't speak about feet, it will only fuel KeegantheHedgehog's weird fetish
@fascistpartyofdeviantart9108
@fascistpartyofdeviantart9108 9 лет назад
josh kirby KeegantheHedgehog... Percy's feet.... * shudders *
@johnnyboy3949
@johnnyboy3949 5 лет назад
When I was a kid I had a Safeway truck for some reason. I miss Safeway.
@antoniochekini542
@antoniochekini542 8 лет назад
Head Soothe might be reminding you of Head on. Apply directly to the forehead.
@antoniochekini542
@antoniochekini542 8 лет назад
Oh,nevermind.
@5udimax
@5udimax 8 лет назад
Head on apply directly to your forehead.Head on apply directly to yout forehead.
@ThePhantom4516
@ThePhantom4516 8 лет назад
+Threelluminati You couldn't even get that right
@ACanOfBakedBeans
@ACanOfBakedBeans 5 лет назад
Hard On... Apply Hand directly to your bellend Hard On Apply Hand directly to your bellend
@ThereMayBeLions
@ThereMayBeLions 9 лет назад
Ashens, the titles that you make up for these Poundland Specials are ingenious, and the perfect thing to scream when you are on a mad rampage
@CJODell12
@CJODell12 8 лет назад
14:49. It's always funny when Stuart gets angry.
@devinstanley3384
@devinstanley3384 8 лет назад
hold the phone.... the gun thing that came with the potato alien looks exactly like the ones that came with the rip-off Star Wars figures he just reviewed O.o
@MattHolbaev
@MattHolbaev 9 лет назад
My favourite member of One Direction is Beneto #4!
@twcoursolle
@twcoursolle 9 лет назад
Dr. FrankenDerp Benito #2 left Q_Q
@marunomi
@marunomi 5 лет назад
Mine is #4 too!
@aceisking
@aceisking 3 года назад
Hairboy is best member
@thekingsman9773
@thekingsman9773 8 лет назад
Head Soothe Ingredients TL;DR: Water, Soap, Menthol
@rockerseven
@rockerseven 8 лет назад
That sad onion almost looked kinda like Conan O'Brien lol
@2112austin
@2112austin 8 лет назад
"You fucking twats!" -Ashens 2015
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 2 года назад
I replayed that a couple times lol
@BunnLilah
@BunnLilah 5 месяцев назад
My favorite bit of that reaction is he gets angry as if the boy band intentionally wanted that to happen to him lol
@LWolf12
@LWolf12 9 лет назад
That Head Soothe is like that HeadOn product even had the catch phrase in the commercial. "Head On, apply directly to the forehead."
@LWolf12
@LWolf12 9 лет назад
***** Umm... okay?
@KirbyMan12
@KirbyMan12 9 лет назад
***** How can you piss on his grave if the piss can't melt concrete? Hacks?
@KirbyMan12
@KirbyMan12 9 лет назад
***** Necrophiliac Confirmed.
@LWolf12
@LWolf12 9 лет назад
***** You don't who I am or anything about me.
@LWolf12
@LWolf12 9 лет назад
***** Wow, the shallowness is astounding. Would be like me hating you because you're a furry.
@nullwii
@nullwii 8 лет назад
I watched someone count shit figurines twice now
@RonniesHusband
@RonniesHusband 8 лет назад
I had little toy soldiers like those when I was kid. They were actually some of my favorite toys. The only difference was that they weren't so thin. They were very high quality plastic and resembled actual humans. Those bring me back
@APesquera
@APesquera 9 лет назад
Imagine if actual Poundland trucks were as shitty as the model one. Poundland trucks falling apart on the streets, crashing into orphanages.
@NoLoseJustLearn
@NoLoseJustLearn 9 лет назад
Candy floss is cotton candy right?
@mattyjYT
@mattyjYT 9 лет назад
You got it 👌👌🏾👌🏿😎
@mattyjYT
@mattyjYT 9 лет назад
😉😎
@AgentTasmania
@AgentTasmania 9 лет назад
DiscoBrisco Or fairy floss. Hooray for dialects.
@ThierryRocksTV
@ThierryRocksTV 9 лет назад
Jack Ber That shit is everywhere! UO11O1IUOUOUUOU20389347953IOIOUIUOU
@beathoven100
@beathoven100 9 лет назад
LE/A Tyrone 😂😂
@mattyjYT
@mattyjYT 9 лет назад
I'm pretty sure the wrestlers are supposed to be Rey Mysterio and Batista. The briefcase is for Money in the bank.
@Jomster777
@Jomster777 9 лет назад
Glad I'm not the only one who thought this.
@mayotheguy2540
@mayotheguy2540 9 лет назад
Yea definitely Rey Mysterio and Batista.
@ashenssofa1133
@ashenssofa1133 9 лет назад
ASMRWhisperLight. I bet they've never fought the best wrestler of all- EL SOFA MARRON!
@bleughmacaroni5754
@bleughmacaroni5754 9 лет назад
ASMRWhisperLight. The stretcher might be from the time Big Show (?) picked Rey up while he was on a stretcher and awkwardly hit the ring post and dropped him.
@jamessternemann9085
@jamessternemann9085 9 лет назад
Amazing, the soldiers are steam rolled versions of the ones I had as a wee tot. What a nostalgia trip.
@planescaped
@planescaped 5 лет назад
Thanks to Phelous's Bootleg Zones, I instantly recognized that alien figure mold. XD They've been making shit toys off that mold for soooooooo long. This one even has that big awkward gun it can't use too.
@DrMcFly28
@DrMcFly28 9 лет назад
Next time on Poundland reviews: Ashens gets a bag of 10000 soldiers.
@snixcant487
@snixcant487 7 лет назад
I just can't watch that happy wrestler without giggling.
@Ash-lo9fv
@Ash-lo9fv 8 лет назад
Headcrab; Apply directly to the forehead.
@lily91109
@lily91109 8 лет назад
How much do they cost to manufacture?
@Ash-lo9fv
@Ash-lo9fv 8 лет назад
Over 9000 spondoolees.
@ender_scythe2879
@ender_scythe2879 8 лет назад
+Ryan “Icarus” Paterson we dont use spoondoolees her we use abblekajwus, how many abblekajwus does it cost?
@ObbyCloud
@ObbyCloud 8 лет назад
+ender_scythe approximately 2.73 abblekajwus
@ender_scythe2879
@ender_scythe2879 8 лет назад
cool! I just need to be rich now! 1 abblekajwus = 1.5 million USD/1.5 million pounds
@Shinji_Dai
@Shinji_Dai 8 лет назад
Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Head On, apply directly to the forehead.
@lily91109
@lily91109 8 лет назад
HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD.
@nathanw4214
@nathanw4214 8 лет назад
I JUST TEXTED MY FRIEND THAT WHEN I SAW HEAD SOOTHE OMFG
@adamjohnson8305
@adamjohnson8305 8 лет назад
SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT. SUPER. HOT.
@ianhogan1306
@ianhogan1306 9 лет назад
"As it's collectible, better make sure I don't damage the packaging." - completely destroys the packaging - Nice job Ashens. You kept your word in a backwards-ish way.
@Faust.0
@Faust.0 9 лет назад
"Right, up next, Jesus pen." lmfao wat
@mattyjYT
@mattyjYT 9 лет назад
I know! Apparently the packaging comes with Jesus' autograph.
@souperman72
@souperman72 9 лет назад
The briefcase is for Money in the bank matches.
@mattyjYT
@mattyjYT 9 лет назад
What's that? Do the wrestlers go to draw money from an atm and realise they are overdrawn and then they beat each other up with the briefcase to see who pays to get the accounts back into credit.
@Chocl8215
@Chocl8215 9 лет назад
ASMRWhisperLight. God I hope so.
@Rwededyet
@Rwededyet 9 лет назад
ASMRWhisperLight. They hang a briefcase from the ceiling and put a ladder under it. the first wrestler to climb up and get the case wins.
@Solarstar10
@Solarstar10 9 лет назад
You're all wrong that briefcase is used to hold the soul of Marcellus Wallace.
@flashfire505
@flashfire505 9 лет назад
ASMRWhisperLight. A briefcase is hung from the ceiling, containing the paperwork for the possession of Dominic, who is Rey Mysterio's son, and then they fight over it
@yaranieuwenhuis9462
@yaranieuwenhuis9462 8 лет назад
14:49 I haven't laughed this hard for ages
@Wemius61
@Wemius61 6 месяцев назад
Every time he says, "Cheapo!" it makes me giggle.
@a_tree5793
@a_tree5793 3 года назад
Ah yes the all time icons of the music industry: Benito one through four and hairboi
@n0isyturtle
@n0isyturtle 9 лет назад
Is there a Japanese equivalent to Poundland or the Dollar Store? I bet if there is it's a glorious wonderland of fuckery.
@MuscleDad420
@MuscleDad420 9 лет назад
Daiso
@niseplank4527
@niseplank4527 9 лет назад
MuscleDad420 Daiso is absolutely wonderful.
@Renzsu
@Renzsu 9 лет назад
noisyturtle and there's tons of "100 yen" shops.
@lillydoye7418
@lillydoye7418 9 лет назад
They do have "100 yen" shops, but the one that I visited rather confusingly (for someone who's Japanese is not great) did not include tax in this, meaning it was closer to 120 yen. On my trip, I did not have long to spend there, but they had some fairly nice things.
@IIDeCkArDII1
@IIDeCkArDII1 9 лет назад
Samuel Doye ...Surely Japanese 'tat' is of a higher standard of quality than ours, Samuel?. Subarashi tsuitachi sagashimasu. ------disclaimer------ (The last comment may be read: 1. A question or 2. Heavily laden with sarcasm. or 3. None of the above).
@larsisaksen
@larsisaksen 9 лет назад
I've had to report almost half the comments on this video for spam... What is wrong with you people? Anyway, great video Ashens. Always love your stuff.
@NeonKnight83
@NeonKnight83 9 лет назад
You didn't "have" to do shit, fucking narc
@larsisaksen
@larsisaksen 9 лет назад
mistersister707 Narc? what is that? No, i did not have to report them for spam, but it helps. I think comments should have something too do with the video, not some stupid shit like "Im first" or "hello my name is ..." I did not report any comment which had anything too do with the video.
@Sheehy223
@Sheehy223 9 лет назад
Two comments up from me is someone who has no idea what a narcotics officer actually is.
@larsisaksen
@larsisaksen 9 лет назад
***** They actually do sometimes. It depends on the video, but some times comments are actually removed.
@Sheehy223
@Sheehy223 9 лет назад
***** So... Still no clue what a narc actually is, eh?
@GhostCage
@GhostCage 9 лет назад
you must be Poundland's number one customer.
@michaelsegal3558
@michaelsegal3558 2 года назад
The Head Sooth reminds me of that old commercial “Head On apply directly to the forehead, Head On apply directly to the forehead”
@cheymartinez8458
@cheymartinez8458 9 лет назад
"You f***ing twats"! Best quote ever haha
@RadialSkid
@RadialSkid 9 лет назад
Psst...Poundland! "Everyday" is an adjective. It should be "Amazing value every day."
@umbrellacorp.
@umbrellacorp. 3 года назад
Head Soothe reminds me of "Head On apply directly to the forehead". Head On apply directly to the forehead. You need to say it twice, I don't know why.
@bloodysteel6429
@bloodysteel6429 8 лет назад
Cheap truck to... Jesus pen... a natural transition...
@sagniknath5537
@sagniknath5537 6 лет назад
BloodySteel64 An excellent transition
@BullsquidGaming
@BullsquidGaming 9 лет назад
headcrab apply directly to the forehead
@draven908
@draven908 4 года назад
“Chris Rea with heartburn” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Temp0hCS
@Temp0hCS 4 года назад
My favourite line in any Ashens video: 18:17
@pinkfluffyunicorn3183
@pinkfluffyunicorn3183 7 лет назад
"that is one of the most glum looking sad onion I have ever seen"!!! 😂😂😂 dying
@jeiku5041
@jeiku5041 8 лет назад
Head on. Apply directly to the forehead! Head on. Apply directly to the forehead! And it just goes on...
@gggkinc
@gggkinc 9 лет назад
...Did the soldiers remind anyone else of "The Enigma of Amigara Fault?"
@lawrencecalablaster568
@lawrencecalablaster568 5 лет назад
gggkinc oh gosh the nightmares
@frankconrad8561
@frankconrad8561 Год назад
18:17 “Warning, choking hazard. HOORAY!” 😂
@gingerninja5449
@gingerninja5449 9 лет назад
"Benito 1, Benito 2, Benito 3, Benito 4 and Hair Boy"
@MuchWhittering
@MuchWhittering 8 лет назад
Jesus looks like he's wearing a Time Lord collar.
@ConWolfDoubleO7
@ConWolfDoubleO7 8 лет назад
How the hell do you mess up toy soldiers? It's the most simple toy ever.
@buzzingsigndiner397
@buzzingsigndiner397 8 лет назад
I'll bet it's so they can save money on the ABS for the molding process. After all, kids won't look at them from the side, right?
@LeviathanRX
@LeviathanRX 8 лет назад
Chinese bootleg company. Probably made the molds by pressing figures they got overseas in clay etc. Since it's a solid piece you can only get so much, and they probably just rolled with it.
@buzzingsigndiner397
@buzzingsigndiner397 8 лет назад
LeviathanRX Wouldn't the clay preserve the shape in that case? Why would the soldiers be thin like this?
@adamjohnson8305
@adamjohnson8305 8 лет назад
+Buzzing Sign Diner the detailing only got so deep perhaps? So when they did both sides then molded it the figure is thinner.
@LeviathanRX
@LeviathanRX 8 лет назад
Yep, that's what I'm going for In order to not have both sides stick together, also you'd have to trim a bit off to make it flat again.
@max_e_maxxy_
@max_e_maxxy_ 2 месяца назад
He thought he was going to get a couple of sweets for Christmas- N64- "OH DAD IM SO EXCITED DAD DAD!". One of the sweetest most wholesome scenes ever 😂 and that's exactly what his face looks like, too. And then you followed it up by saying he looked like he was giving an invisible man a bl0 w job 😮 Oh Ashens 😅 I don't think I'll ever stop watching your stuff
@hannahridgeway4746
@hannahridgeway4746 Год назад
Must admit, that headsoothe does actually come in handy for my epilepsy, the headaches from seizures are awful it takes my mind off it 🙂
@atsunome
@atsunome Год назад
9:04 “HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!”
@DalekWindmill
@DalekWindmill 7 лет назад
one of those trucks is up for £5.00 with no bids surprisingly XD
@jritchi9445
@jritchi9445 8 лет назад
for some stupid reason I can't imagine I had always thought poundland was just some weird grubby store that some shady Indian guy ran, then I come to realize it's a proper retail shop. I'm from the united states and I haven't been exposed to a poundland or poundworld or any other variation of pound*fill in the blank*
@jritchi9445
@jritchi9445 8 лет назад
Oh I know that now lol.
@curlminion
@curlminion 7 лет назад
well, its dollar tree in england...
@SFGreggs
@SFGreggs 7 лет назад
*Britain
@curlminion
@curlminion 7 лет назад
ok thx
@kloco1217
@kloco1217 6 лет назад
I figured it was like our dollar stores or some such. Except they're pound is more than our dollar. The basterds. Those Brits always want to feel a little better than us colonials.
@laracollard5009
@laracollard5009 5 лет назад
If I ever need cheering up and a good laugh, your vlogs always come in on the money.I laughed out loud on many occasions throughout the video.Brilliant keep it up.😀🤣😀
@theflipflapchannelcreatedb8160
@theflipflapchannelcreatedb8160 2 года назад
I cracked up so hard when the cotton candy gum is all over the bloody sofa! LOL :D
@KH12foreve
@KH12foreve 9 лет назад
Head on, apply directly to the forehead. Head on, apply directly to the forehead. Head on, apply directly to the forehead. Is that ringing any bells?
@thatguymitch
@thatguymitch 9 лет назад
KH12foreve GTFO
@losatta123
@losatta123 9 лет назад
KH12foreve Do you get a lot of these salty brony haters?
@thatguymitch
@thatguymitch 9 лет назад
Korbis Barkly It's cause bronies don't know how fucking stupid they are by calling themselves that. the name is literally a fucking joke that originated on 4chan.
@TheKangLock
@TheKangLock 9 лет назад
thatguy mitch They didn't even refer to themselves as a brony though. In fact they didn't bring up the issue of MLP at all. If you go around starting trouble over invisible, theoretical topics for all your life then you're just gonna get into a whole lot of damn trouble that could have been avoided if you didn't bring up the issue in the first place. Is someone having a MLP avatar really that much of a calling card that you have to bring up a topic that irrates you just to insult someone over it? If it irritates you THAT much, then don't bring it up. People who turn the topic to the fact that someone's a brony when the topic of MLP hasn't even been brought up prior have become more of a glaring, pathetic miserable group then the actual bronies how nowadays. It's pathetic.
@thatguymitch
@thatguymitch 9 лет назад
yesssss yesssss feed me your tears.
@garjian0
@garjian0 9 лет назад
I wonder why aliens are always shown to have advanced versions of our own technology, yet never wear clothes...
@JLConawayII
@JLConawayII 9 лет назад
14:48 "I thought this was going to be in a package or something!" It was. You opened it. Not really sure what the confusion is.
@hamiltonlover3429
@hamiltonlover3429 7 лет назад
JLConawayII like the gum to be in a smaller plastic bag so it didn't go everywhere
@LoponStormbased
@LoponStormbased 4 года назад
@@hamiltonlover3429 It was already in a plastic bag so it didn't go everywhere, why do you need your gum in a nesting doll of plastic bags? Regardless of how many bags deep it is, if you open the bag it's in like that it's gonna go everywhere.
@PointsofData
@PointsofData 4 года назад
@@LoponStormbased most candy is individually packaged, then packaged in a bigger bag together. It's not an outlandish expectation, especially if there are extra bits (like the sticker) so the candy doesnt get all over it. And also so the kid doesn't do what ashens did.
@TheKodiakDJ
@TheKodiakDJ 7 лет назад
If there's one thing I've learned from Ashens. its that electronics in the shape of pigs work much better than you'd probably guess.
@jimmyjim170
@jimmyjim170 9 лет назад
Everytime I watch a Poundland Special, I just can't help but think: "This is what our planet's resources are being used for?" i.e in this video, "Crappy plastic wrestler action figures with blow-up doll mouths?"
@aylmao420
@aylmao420 8 лет назад
id say the wrestlers are Rey misterio and Batista
@kuuttinen
@kuuttinen 7 лет назад
Deni Arnold Roberto I was thinking the same😁
@mgunter
@mgunter 7 лет назад
I was thinking Mysterieo and Big Vito.
@r3n3gad34l1f3
@r3n3gad34l1f3 6 лет назад
It's Billy mysterio
@Silver_wind_1987_
@Silver_wind_1987_ 6 лет назад
Peppridge Farm Remembers eh batista is more muscler.....this dude looks idk....like he just got kicked In the balls by big show and choked slammed by undertaker......
@Silver_wind_1987_
@Silver_wind_1987_ 5 лет назад
He looks he went through the last ride by kane and taker....and than sat on by big daddy V
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