Container homes: because who needs personal space, quiet nights, and a stable sense of sanity when you can just live in a giant metal box that's been lovingly decorated with rusty pipes and fluorescent lighting? I mean, what's not to love about waking up every morning and being like, 'Oh great, another day in this tiny metal prison where the only view is of my neighbor's receding hairline!' But seriously (not), container homes are like the ultimate game of adult Jenga - except instead of blocks, it's a precarious balance of sanity, space, and not losing your mind. And if one day we all get to live in them (because clearly the world has finally run out of actual sense), it'll be like a real-life episode of 'Survivor' - except instead of voting each other off the island, we'll just be competing for who can hold their sanity together the longest while living in a 6x8 foot metal box. I heard this Chinese company just dropped $3 billion on a Global Village project in NYC, so maybe they're planning to build a whole neighborhood out of these babies... or maybe they just really love the sound of 100 million people screaming 'IS THIS THE END OF CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT?
