Prank Calling in Sick From Jobs I Don't Have 3 

So, where I work we have 6 Rachels and last November hired 25 new temp staff for over Christmas, which added 2 additional Rachels-that’s 8 Rachels if you’re counting. So this girl calls in to our manager, called Rachel, tells our manager all about how she’s sick of the way she’s being treated, how she hates working here, how she’s putting in a formal complaint with head office. Had a HUGE fight on the phone with the manager, and then hangs up. An issue then arises.....which Rachel was it? In the midst of the fight, our manager never did work out which Rachel it was. She narrowed it down to 4, and then had to call all of them individually to ask if they had quit, only to later find out, that the Rachel who called was actually from another location and had been placed on he incorrect extension when calling her location. We refer to it as ‘The Great Rachel Fiasco of 2017’.

tim with the *fitbit*

"The manager calls me by my middle name." "I am the manager"

It’s alarming how good Julian is at this & how horrible Jenna is 🤣🤣🤣

“I might be getting a horse tomorrow” the comedic value of that line is too great

“I might be getting a horse tomorrow” *Bunny enters the chat*

"AND NOW I HAVE EXCRUCIATING BURNS EVERYWHERE!" "Oh nooooooooo!"

“i work everyday from 1pm-2pm” that’s fucking HILARIOUS I DIED

The Nair excuse was pure gold the lady was so really sweet. I mean she was really sympathetic.😂😂😂😂😂

"Do it. Go for it. Enjoy it." That guy is AMAZING.

-"What's the location?" -"iT'S mE tiM"

Imagine hiw you would feel if someone called and said ”hey this is jessica i can’t come in tomorrow because i’m on the path to enlightenment”

The worst thing that can happen when you prank call someone is to get a patient, sweet person on the phone who makes you feel guilty & juvenile ;)

Do the opposite where you call in and say "hey I know I have tomorrow off but I'm coming in anyway. see you at 8"

DUDE I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE VIDEO 😂 “DO IT, GO FOR IT, ENJOY IT”

Julien: *easily lying and making up crazy stories* Jenna: *fucking BAWLING*

"Are you exited for my baby? I can bring him in""he's gonna be cute and little".... "We can squish him" LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The guy supporting your lunch needs is the kind of support I need in my life

“I’m on the path to enlightenment and I'm going to open my third eye tomorrow “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you RU-vid for recommending this masterpiece 5 years later ❤️ we miss you Jenna!

girl: who is this? jenna: i told you i’m on the pAtH tO eNliGhTeNmEnT! girl: WHo iS THiS???!

jessica, the hairless goddess who sells lotions, is going to open her third eye tomorrow, and has been nine months pregnant for nine months

*Jenna* : Hey its Jessica, and I just realized I can't come into work tomorrow because I have to eat lunch. *worker* :oh okay *hangs up*

Julien literally looks 10 years younger now without the mustache holy shit

*_”i naired my whole body on my quest to become a hairless goddess. i am in excruciating pain !!”_*

“I’m the manager.” Julien : “are you sure?” 💀

So relieved this wasn’t deleted

“Dan” “Sorry that’s my middle name, my name’s Adam” “Sorry that’s ALSO my middle name, it’s Jeffery” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The way Jenna says "yeah" when she's laughing makes it 10x funnier😂😂

I'm so mad that she didn't use the "I have a basketball game tomorrow!" such a missed opportunity! 😵

Jenna saying she can't come into work because she has to eat lunch and the guy being all for it is peak comedy.

Jenna: I’m on a quest to be a hairless goddess Lady: sorry you’re breaking up a little bit Jenna: IM ON A QUEST TO BE A HAIRLESS GODDESS 😂😂😂😂😂

"I'M ON A QUEST TO BE A HAIRLESS GODDESS"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You need to call like target and Walmart that has a million employees so there’s no way they know each employee

this era of youtube, will never be forgotten. literally nothing will ever be funnier than this.

The women talking to Jenna about the Nair situation was such a trooper through that conversation

“she was so sympathetic to my burns” 😂😂😂😭💀

I’m so happy I decided to watch this again, years later- literally can’t stop laughing and crying 😂😂😅 We miss you Jenna ❤ I mean…Jessica

We call Julia when we need a boost. She’s the best. We can probably arrange for her to come on your podcast!

“I’m on a quest to become a hairless goddess and I naired my whole body and I HAVE EXCRUCIATING BURNS EVERYWHERE”

GRADES: RAISED SKIN: CLEARED CROPS: FLOURISHING WIG: INCINERATED

Is anyone else watching all of Jennas old videos after she left? 😞

You should start crying and saying "Wait, I'm fired!?" When they start telling you that you don't work there.

“Um hi my name is Trey and i cant come to work tomorrow because i have a basketball game toomarrrow”

That last woman you called deserves a muffin basket or something. She was so lovely!

Julian: Hi my name is Adam, David, and many more names Jenna for every call: Hi my name is jessica

So, is anyone else concerned that literally NO PLACE has a Jessica employed there? Where do people named Jessica Work?! DO THEY EVEN WORK?! WHAT IS THEIR SECRET?????

when they girl said ‘i’m the manager’ I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD

“I naired my whole body and I have crucial burns” I’m literally wheezing oh my goodness help

The dude who said “do it” to eating lunch was an actual icon; honestly the only professional response

Their hair colors look so aesthetically pleasing together

"my name's Jeffrey" *pause* *hold music starts playing* I LOST IT

Also Julien needs to change his twitter name to “Tym with the Fitbit”

"it's tim. T-Y-M" fucking wrecked me

IVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED THESE ARE MY FAVORITE

“Is this Natalie?” “yEaaa. It’s...Natalie”

“Sorry no that’d ALSO my middle name.” Lmaooo

I thought there was no way this is still funny in almost 2023… but I was wrong 😭

“I TOLD YOU IM ON MY PATH OF ENLIGHTENMENT AND IM OPENING MY THIRD EYE!”

"tim with the fitbit" LMAO

“I have burns all over my body.” “Oooh nooooo.” 😂😂

The "I work here every day from 1pm to 2pm" absolutely killed me 🤣

jenna looks like she’s constantly about to cry: she literally went 😞🥺

I was waiting for the ‘I can’t come in because I have a basketball game tomorrow’ 😂

Why wasn’t there an excuse about Jenna’s basketball game tomorrow?? 😂

I'm on a quest to become this hairless goddess. "I can't hear you, you're breaking up.." So sorry, I'M ON A QUEST TO BECOME A HAIRLESS GODDESS, AND I NAIRED MY WHOLE BODY, AND I HAVE EXCRUCIATING BURNS EVERYWHERE

Tim with the Fitbit!!!!!!!

*“I sweep the floor and... organize the nail polishes on occasion..”* I CANNOT!

Still waiting for Jenna to use the excuse: "Hey it's Jessica, and I can't come into work because I have a BASKETBALL GAME TOMOROOOOOOOOO"

Jenna: I've got to each lunch. *unintelligible conversation* Perfect Tan: Okay, do it. Bye. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I work there everyday... from 1 pm to 2 pm" Help I've fallen and I can't get up

Get the H&R Block lady on the podcast 2018

7:32 “ Do it! Go for it! Enjoy! “ “ Okay... “ “Alright, bye!” “ WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

90% of this is just Jenna looking like shes being traumatized when really, she cant stop laughing😂😂😂😂🤣

“my names dan” “sorry i don’t recall hiring anyone with that name” “srry that’s my middle name i’m adam” “hmmm even adam i just-“ “no that’s also my middle name my names jeffrey” “what” “jeffrey” *SMOOTH JAZZ ENSUES*

Jenna: I can’t come into work tomorrow because I have to eat lunch. Man: go for it. Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

omg when I worked at H&R Block people would prank call us all the time. That lady was an angel. She deserves to be recognized for her patience/customer service for real. DO YOUR THING INTERNET.

I was scrolling and saw this video thumbnail and got tearry eyed. The sheer happiness is so great and genuin. I miss the 20 minuets of silliness we looked forward to every week. Just 20 minuets a week to get away from the poopy world and laugh with great people. Hope all is well.❣️

All Erica wanted was to meet her damn horse

When Jenna’s “temporary” blue hair dye has lasted for more than 4 months 😂😂

"I hope you have a good day, not only today but every day" *Bless that woman*

Jenna cry laughing as Jessica is my spirit. Just my spirit.

I love how genuinely concerned that lady was when Jenna told her about her nair burns I need a part 4

quiznos guy: "I dont have any guys working for me" Julien: 😲 quiznos guy: "IM the manager" Julien: *whaaaaaaaaat, are you SURE*

Everytime I hear Jessica I think about Jessica Messica

Its 2023, Im here during a really rough patch in my life watching Jenna and Julian and actually being able to laugh..thank you, very much💜 I miss you

Jessica, is a hairless goddess in excruciating pain who also sells lotion and does her taxes and eats lunch at the same exact time but don’t forget...... she’s been nine months pregnant for nine months and shes going to OPEN HER THIRD EYE TOMMOROW Erica, Just wants a Dukin horse 🐎 💨

I was shocked that not once did Jenna say "I can't go to work because i have a basketball game tomorrow"

next time call up big stores like target and say “hey it’s trey, i can’t come to work because i have a basketball game TOMORROW”

Jessica Messica strikes again! 😂

The last lady wishing Jenna a good day has the same energy as Jenna saying good morning to Kermit, and that is the energy that I miss. I hope she’s doing well.

"I don't have any guy working for me... I'M the manager!"

I've been 9 months pregnant ...... for NINE MONTHS......

*jessica messica is my spirit animal*

I love getting recommended Jenna Marbles. Makes me think of simpler times ❤

I’m naming my kid Jeffery Adam Dan in honor of both of you

“Who is this?” “ I ALREADY TOLD YOU IM ON THE PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT AND IM GONNA OPEN MY THIRD EYE” “Who is this?” “ *JESSICA* ”

All of these companies probably now warn their employees if anyone calls them with the name "Jessica" to just hang up immediately

Today I learned: Apparently Jessica's don't work....anywhere.

The part that makes me laugh the most is the fact that Jenna can’t keep it together haha ❤️😂