Presidents Know Who Is Coming To Dinner | A Hot New Herschel Walker Scandal

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The former president claims he didn’t recognize a known white supremacist who tagged along when Kanye West visited Mar-a-Lago, and Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker still claims his Texas home as his primary residence. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@laalaa99stl Год назад

Well. America _has_ been suffering from electile dysfunction. 😁

@jongmod9440 Год назад

VERY pun y! But very true! 😔

@seymourbutts4654 Год назад

the side effects are sedition treason and severe headaches

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад

ba-dum tish! but also - nice one 😀

@marty4278 Год назад

Especially since Covid.

@eliassalcedo5229 Год назад

Mushroom 🍄 😩

@AndyM_323YYY Год назад

I am shocked to discover strangers can turn up unannounced at Mar a Lago, the nations repository of top secret documents.

@MicheleEngel Год назад

They DON’T show up unannounced. Don’t believe a damn thing T**** says unless he’s confessing to a crime. He has Secret Service there, and you bet they check out anyone who wants to meet with him. There is no such thing as an “unexpected” guest about whom the former POTUS knows nothing.

@terryreynolds200 Год назад

That is mind bending. Maybe the Intelligence Organizations in the US should shut it down .

@amyreynolds3619 Год назад

@@terryreynolds200, we're working on it.

@melissa7041 Год назад

its a golf course you sheeple

@AndyM_323YYY Год назад

@@melissa7041 I stand corrected: its the nation's Top Secret Document repository and a golf course. The two being entirely compatible. ROFL.

@InStitchesComedy Год назад

I LOVE that we are not saying his name anymore. Finally 👏🏼

@godisbollocks Год назад

That's been happening for a long time on this show. Many many months, if not a year or more.

@InStitchesComedy Год назад

@@godisbollocks thats awesome, i didnt know

@mikeoxbig7931 Год назад

Herschel: Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who’s the dumbest of them all? Mirror: My previous owner was a vampire and even he was able to see the obvious.

@sam_barris Год назад

Was the previous owner killed by a werewolf?

@hospicedragon96 Год назад

🥁

@ihcterra4625 Год назад

Not sure he could tell the difference.

@hospicedragon96 Год назад

@@sam_barris 🥁

@grumpleforskin Год назад

And after the erection he will pay for a abortion and send a nice get well card.

@vanessawhitneypro Год назад

Thank You, Stephen & Crew... For making the awful things bearable...

@somethingcooliguess Год назад

You’re referring to the ubiquitous Mariah Carey song, right?

@vanessawhitneypro Год назад

@@somethingcooliguess Nope... About the racist a**holes in the world...

@vanessawhitneypro Год назад

@@somethingcooliguess Any more questions?

@violetqueen450 Год назад

Yes! This is the only source of news my poor battered psyche can handle anymore. Thank God for the Stephen Colbert show!

@TheSoloAsylum Год назад

This current president is the most awful thing to ever happen to this country.

@YesJustice Год назад

hahahah😂🤣😂 This man made me laugh with his singing towards the end....I love you Stephen❤❤

@civil_villain Год назад

TFG still has Secret Service protection. There's no way he wasn't briefed and aware Fuentes was coming to dinner. His default setting is to lie.

@faithlesshound5621 Год назад

Sure the Secret Service knew who he was, but they may not have seen that it would be a PR problem. That's the job of the advisers whom he normally ignores. He may not have as many staff now as he did in the White House, certainly not as many senior politicos.

@Phoenix38m Год назад

TFG....The Fat Guy?

@adamstilwell4209 Год назад

TFG.... Tiny Fugly Genitals?

@azoth6641 Год назад

TFG, That F**king Guy?

@marvinmartin4692 Год назад

Always!

@calvinbonjovi Год назад

I absolutely lost it when Stephen said "fifa has an ethics committee?" Lol

@ge2623 Год назад

Not to mention that he once said: "Watching soccer is like watching grass grow...with a bunch of soccer players in the way"

@steverogers6572 Год назад

@@ge2623 lmaooo actually true tho.

@ekdaufin1485 Год назад

I was already laughing!

@corbeau-_- Год назад

it is similar to our tailbone. It doesn't really have a function anymore, even though it started out swell.

@KatieG55 Год назад

As a nurse, his chain smoking aunt, who was a nurse, made me pee my pants from laughter! THANK YOU!

@lynnstlaurent6789 Год назад

My family doctor used to smoke in his office way back when. He’s no longer with us to give you an idea of how long ago that was.

@lilRadRidinHood Год назад

@@lynnstlaurent6789 I recall that the doctors office had ashtrays in the waiting room

@corbeau-_- Год назад

@@lynnstlaurent6789 I remember people smoking on flying planes and at work. And yes, ashtrays everywhere. Streets full with cigarette butts and gum. Even cigarette bowls, like you would do with fruit, or some candy in the waiting room at the doctor. I wasn't born back then, but up until 1978 you could smoke in classes (here).

@mrroadrunner5304 Год назад

I remember our school having a smoking area for students!

@vivelaresistance3239 Год назад

One of my first jobs was at a large LA hospital that had just gone smoke free. We used to sneak into the doctors lounge which was the only place where smoking was still allowed.

@anakamarvelous Год назад

Damn asking 45 to be your VP and honestly thinking that would go well? Kanye really is crazy

@marshwetland3808 Год назад

His ego is even bigger than Cheeto's, hence his spectacular recent fails re his former sponsors.

@billgreen1861 Год назад

Mini Skitz, Was there any doubt ?

@goodgame3374 Год назад

How did he not realise that would be taken as an insult. I can imagine Don's eyes popping, "no, you can be MY running mate" "No you" "Nuh uh" "I'm the boss of everyone" "No I am! you should be honoured"

@MonkeyJedi99 Год назад

He's God. He told you!

@jeffreycarman2185 Год назад

It was a meeting of the narcissistic minds.

@ZergrushEddie Год назад

There is something deeply unsettling about Cruz and Graham flanking Walker for Walker's own interview...

@marshwetland3808 Год назад

Handlers.

@Phoenix38m Год назад

just "something" ? lololol...that's about as "something" as wondering if diving into a pool that someone to forgot to fill might be a teensy bit unhealthy ;)

@gl15col Год назад

@@marshwetland3808 And see what a great job they did, sadly 3 losers don't make 1 winner.

@jimhays2772 Год назад

Lindsay was cleverly pulling the puppet strings

@Kuid4or3 Год назад

When you have to babysit your Guy for the Race, that really looks good...

@jessicageorge9136 Год назад

What a lovely treat to hear Stephen singing! Thank you for continuing to bring happiness into our households

@uis999 Год назад

Ya but at the same time I dont like him tempting me to actually like that damn christmas song! Rofl

@susancervantez3336 Год назад

@@uis999 I agree. Love Stephen, but nothing will make me like that freakin'' song!! I can't listen to the radio at Christmastime anymore, also because of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree. Jeez, just put a bullet in me now!!! 😵‍💫🙀👎

@MareMeyer Год назад

"FIFA's ethics committee" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад

I love/hate how universal an understanding of the irony of that concept is. Including a country that supposedly "doesn't care" about football/soccer. 😞

@chonqmonk Год назад

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 We're huge into football over here, but soccer is only used to make the kids who weren't athletic enough to make the football team feel better. We invented "participation trophies" for everyone on the soccer team, so they all can -win- have at least one trophy. We know people in other countries only call soccer "football" because there's no one in those countries athletic enough to make an actual football team, and they need a participation trophy so they don't get all uppity and become terrorists, forcing America to smite them dead. Enjoy your World Cup Soccer, and don't worry: the USA will most likely continue to let you exist.

@science_bear Год назад

@@chonqmonk I think it’s because they prefer rugby to American football.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад

@@chonqmonk Ah, it's mostly Rugby League and AFL where I am anyway. No participation trophies there, and League is brutal. And I'm pretty sure the US cares zip about either 😀

@jamesgoines7663 Год назад

Stephen the monologue was hilarious as usual, many thanks to you and your writers. But a gold star is awarded for singing "All I want for Christmas." It's was wonderful. And done without a teleprompter, too

@thefly373 Год назад

Wow. Your idea of humor is pretty old fashioned. Try Ricky Gervais. Now he's a comedic genius.

@freya8133 Год назад

@@thefly373 Why are you here?

@thefly373 Год назад

@@freya8133 Guess I was hoping for something funny? What a mistake that was. It's shocking that Colbert has so many subscribers with his mediocre comedy and terrible delivery.

@randallbolt9193 Год назад

@@thefly373 So Laurel and hardy or no longer funny? Marx Brothers? The Three Stooges? Abbott and Costello? Get real. And Ricky Gervais sucks. He couldn't hold Desi Anaz's jock strap.

@thefly373 Год назад

@@randallbolt9193 You sound old. The limitations of comedy in that era is entertaining at least, and maybe that's what Colbert's going for. He failed. Failed miserably. If you can already guess the punchline before he says it, then it's no longer comedy. If he doesn't tell a compelling story, then it's not entertainment for most people. Why he doesn't joke about Biden, with golden raw material, is bizarre too.

@yurielcundangan9090 Год назад

I never knew an audit could take over 8 years

@Keallei Год назад

Probably because of all the significant figures.

@marih3286 Год назад

There aren't and never have been laws that prevent one from voluntarily releasing their tax information. He's simply hiding behind the audit(s) as an excuse. His taxes will reveal what a greedy, lying scumbag he truly is.

@TheSoloAsylum Год назад

It takes a while to manufacture crimes against people. Don't worry, Hunter and Joe have plenty of them and that will move along quickly at this point.

@ChristophBrinkmann Год назад

They had to audit all of the calories in his body. Took them 2 years for the waist alone!

@oldrrocr Год назад

IRS was like: We were doing an audit?... guess we'd better get to work...😆😆 Weaselburg will put donny in jail, his testimony alone plus all the years of racketeering.

@kathysorsoleil5448 Год назад

My sides hurt from laughing. Thank You!!!

@user-ej8uh3lb9o Год назад

Herschel Walker bit was on point 🙈 What an embarrassment for Georgia and our country.

@lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад

He was standing next to Ted freaking Cruz...🤮

@RazyrDiarmait Год назад

@@lenawagenfuehr53 Crazies tend to flock together.

@aggressiveattitudeera887 Год назад

Hershel Walker, Texas Werewolf Ranger trying to pull a Dr Oz, whom Herschel thinks is The Wizard's grandson.

@shermanculbertson6244 Год назад

It’s absolutely humiliating and embarrassing that Trump was at one time the President of the United States.

@grumpleforskin Год назад

Trump was never president, it's fake news. America spent 4 years lead by Twitter and 4 chan.

@rrrjjj5572 Год назад

And he is trying to top that humiliation by pushing Herschel Walker on Georgia. Absolutely absurd.

@Tick421 Год назад

I think installing Donald Trump as president was Putin’s last success

@Tick421 Год назад

I think installing Donald Trump as president was Putin’s last success

@voixdelaraison593 Год назад

@@POPCORN_BRAWL It is truly embarrassing that Treasonous Trump was EVER a president of these United States. It is little consolation that Treasonous Trump is rated by Historians as the WORST president in History.

@gal1885 Год назад

Stephen with the voice of an angel 😇 That was amazing

@marvinmartin4692 Год назад

The song, and the audience singing along was wonderful!!!

@mikeoxbig7931 Год назад

Herschel has done a great job convincing me not to vote for the GQP for the rest of my life.

@HowlingWolf518 Год назад

... Took me literally half a minute to realize the Q wasn't a typo.

@VerenicruzX Год назад

If i was in Georgia id vote for him just to have that stain on the GOP and listen to him fail to speak for 6 years

@johnbrowne3950 Год назад

Yeah, because no Democrats have EVER been involved in sex scandals. LOL.

@Marijuanifornia Год назад

Iran-Contra did it for me. I was 9.

@loki6626 Год назад

At least Herschel is addressing America's vampire problem. Biden never says a word on the subject.

@maximeprometheas Год назад

7:14 - That moment when you are reminded that you miss Jon Batiste's piano keys as Stephen puts away imaginary objects...

@LPike-kh4dt Год назад

I miss seeing Jon Batiste. I hope he and his wife are doing well.

@maximeprometheas Год назад

@@LPike-kh4dt Latest news on Jon Batiste is that he will be serenading French President Emmanuel Macron during his state visit at the White House. So he seems to be doing fine. I haven't read any new news about Suleika's condition, but my heart goes out to her for strength to combat her cancer. I hope she's writing well in the meanwhile.

@nyarlathotep4389 Год назад

At this point we just wait for the next Hershel walker/Republican scandal to drop like it's a new album or pair of shoes.

@TGMisKillingTheMiddleClass Год назад

Walker is up in the recent polls, there is no hope for this country

@TheSoloAsylum Год назад

You mean like Paul Pelosi's gay lover spat...whoops he got caught again while Nancy was away.

@TheSoloAsylum Год назад

Do you mean like when Joe Biden called black kids roaches, on video?

@lizardog Год назад

@@TheSoloAsylum try paying attention, instead of thinking up your next lame attempt.

@TheSoloAsylum Год назад

@@lizardog "Hunter is the smartest person I know" Joe Biden. I hope Joe lives long enough to see Hunter get 20 years in prison, because he is going to.

@sarahschouveller1993 Год назад

Stephen truly has a beautiful singing voice! I know this, yet it takes me by surprise every time he sings on the show.

@ianmusic19 Год назад

I have been watching Colbert's nightly commentaries for years. But this has got to be the best one ever. 🤣

@moniqueengleman873 Год назад

I know, I think that every time.

@jefe2098 Год назад

I think he sucks something happens to Trump he'd be done

@serendipityshopnyc Год назад

It's a very good one. But for me, the live one on the night of January 6th is still the absolute standout.

@anjulikamins6420 Год назад

Colbert is so talented. Even the singing was a pleasure.

@TGMisKillingTheMiddleClass Год назад

Too bad his joke writers completely gave up.

@dozzer009 Год назад

@@TGMisKillingTheMiddleClass Don’t watch. Easy!!

@Pro24zach Год назад

@@dozzer009 but we agree… he is talented this is a good show,.. but the writers of every late night show seem to all make the same jokes about the same subjects every night… I only watch this and the daily show now, but even they had pretty much these same jokes on the same subjects… just expand their joke writing minds and maybe stop making everything in our world about the big orange tool bag named Donald Trump. Why wont he say his name still? its gotten weird.

@Pro24zach Год назад

@@dozzer009 sorry you’re right, I’ll unfollow this channel and stop watch the tonight show too.

@lizardog Год назад

@@TGMisKillingTheMiddleClass what show were you watching? Colbert's writers are on.

@PEGASUSleadmare Год назад

Yep! All I want for Christmas is you! Keep us sane in 2023 Mr C ❤

@a.r.9530 Год назад

Stephen never ceases to amaze me. What a flawless delivery of masterfully written jokes.

@roxannewolf7130 Год назад

Your wife is one lucky woman! But, I have seen her on your show, and you , Colbert, are a very lucky man! Match made in heaven!!! Man, are you blessed! 😊

@cherylleech785 Год назад

👍🏾❤️

@Genny-Zee Год назад

Stephen actaually has a good voice!! I’m surprised he hasn’t made a Christmas album yet. SC doesn’t stand for Santa Claus, it stands for Stephen Colbert!!

@ernestocampos8330 Год назад

He did a musical: Company.

@GoneTeal Год назад

He also did make a Christmas album/special back in his Report days

@emotionalsupporthipster659 Год назад

There is a Colbert Christmas album he did like 15 years ago. It's called "A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!" It's up on Spotify.

@jenniferhart559 Год назад

All the more amazing since he's deaf in one ear.

@dozzer009 Год назад

@@jenniferhart559 Wow, I didn’t know that and yes, it does make it even more amazing. Thanks for that tidbit!! I always learn something new 😊

@lauraw.7008 Год назад

Loved band member's face after you said "she brought your sister..."💖

@tripodthreefoot2268 Год назад

Thank you Stephen for carry your show at a time when most people are still on Thanksgiving leave, it's timely and needed since most Late Night Show went mute during the pandemic, those laughter in a live studio is like therapy

@unseeliesidhegoddess Год назад

I know absolutely no one who is still on Thanksgiving break. Must be nice!

@jeremybenoit759 Год назад

These garbage shows being mute during the so called pandemic was probably the best part about it

@barbaraslater6507 Год назад

As a Canadian with family in the U.S., every time I think there are few sane people left in the U.S. I watch Stephen Colbert. He and his audience lift my spirits. It makes me think there must be more. Hopefully, a majority.

@TheSoloAsylum Год назад

You are watching the end of the democratic party, enjoy.

@jeremybenoit759 Год назад

Don't tell people your a Canadian, while suggesting you want more democrats like Stephen Colbert, that's embarrassing to the rest of us, that's like saying you want more of Justin Trudeau and don't nobody want that.

@leonessity Год назад

Greetings from a west coast canuck! There is a study that shows people who watch the Colbert show are more educated and up to date with the politics at any given time, than people who watched or read the daily news. I've noticed that whole lot of us northies watch Colbert, while too few 'mercs could be bothered. Maybe we should try taking over down there, eh? lol

@salortiz6548 Год назад

It’s an audience of sea lions.

@triciac1019 Год назад

There are plenty of us.

@renees.6614 Год назад

Stephen singing gave me life!!! 🤩

@sshaw4429 Год назад

The best nighttime monologue……..he should have 20 million subscribers.

@vc5385 Год назад

Stephen Colbert does not have 20 million subscribers on RU-vid, because he goes MIA, so often...

@deedeeannash Год назад

@@vc5385 Johnny Carson used to work 3 days a week. What're you moaning about?

@TGMisKillingTheMiddleClass Год назад

@@vc5385 or maybe because they hire the shittiest joke writers and it is complete derivative trash

@pibyte Год назад

The world is broken but Stephen singing with audience healed my soul.

@ratholin Год назад

the one person in the one place where he wouldn't have things thrown at him for howling out that awful cant.

@thomasdones4208 Год назад

We are betting your a kareoke star...lol

@heintz256 Год назад

Same.

@JamesSmith-sl3ms Год назад

Colbert on fire again. Man I love this show!

@Opus313 Год назад

Donnie was trying to recreate the 'Legion of Doom' villainous lair at Mar-a-lago... may good prevail over weasels!

@atiredfloridian777 Год назад

More like the Legion of Dumb

@RendaJane Год назад

IQ45 is still trying to create “scorched earth” to punish us for firing him.

@fatman957 Год назад

Aww

@alex35agm Год назад

Ah c'mon,even Lex Luther thinks Trump is too evil for the Legion of Doom.Trump and Kanye belong in the Legion of Dumb.

@couragekarnga8735 Год назад

The real scandal would be if Herschel Walker became a Senator! Can we please not make that happen?

@johnbrowne3950 Год назад

Why not? The Democrats have AOC , Biden and Harris. Not a single functioning brain among them.

@bell2990 Год назад

I believe he is going to lose big ❤️🥰 he ain't even trying to win😃😃

@sinetteiversen9978 Год назад

The scary part is,that almost two million people voted for a liar,despicable being with zero integrity

@adamstilwell4209 Год назад

@@bell2990 I think he's spending more effort into becoming a werewolf than this erection. Did you know a werewolf can kill a vampire. I don't know if you know but vampires are cool dudes.

@tjahjadijudono1074 Год назад

That depend on the republican voter in georgia..they r the ones who self-claimed pro-life but insist doing abortions..😁

@cleverusername9369 Год назад

Stephen legitimately has a beautiful singing voice and excellent vocal control.

@CFAweiss Год назад

I enjoy Stephen’s rendition of “All I want for Christmas” the most 😎👍

@eklectrikmusic Год назад

Lindsey Graham's button reads :"Run Hershel, Run!" - Maybe it's an inside Joke.

@marshwetland3808 Год назад

He can't run with any ideas. He's a walker, at best.

@williamduffy1227 Год назад

I saw that too and started cracking up. Miss Lindsey probably isn't even aware of it. 😆😆😆😆

@p.j.m.d.1948 Год назад

Herschel Walker makes Forrest Gump look like a genius. (Sorry Forrest)

@chenzen1578 Год назад

@@p.j.m.d.1948 Forrest has another serious advantage: he's a fictional character

@loridancer9378 Год назад

Lindsey's is a musical badge. "🎵Run, Rabbit, Run, Rabbit Run...🎵"😉

@DataJanitor Год назад

A capella from Colbert almost brought me to tears. 🥲

@errgag3580 Год назад

I wonder if Mike Pence's book also comes WITHOUT a spine!

@hospicedragon96 Год назад

🥁

@johnbrowne3950 Год назад

You mean the guy who stood up to Trump and was threatened with violence? That guy with no spine?

@Creative-Chaos Год назад

Did you see the meme about Mike Pence, his book, and the cover w/out a spine.

@dozzer009 Год назад

@@johnbrowne3950 He didn’t stand up to trump; he did his damn job. The fact it took him this long to even utter this milquetoast response just shows he’s nowhere near leadership quality

@kathleenscullion8348 Год назад

😆😆😆😆😆!

@deltazero4685 Год назад

Steven’s got a pretty nice singing voice! What a treat!

@wetbobspongepants Год назад

Hey, ya gotta love that clip of Herschel Walker with tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber.

@DeborahGee Год назад

What a great voice you have Stephen Colbert! Every time you break into song it’s great! Tonight was extra great to hear your voice in All I Want For Christmas. I loved it! Thanks always for your humor. Happy holidays. 🎼🎉🎁🎶

@josefkay5013 Год назад

What a hilarious scene: Kanye offering Trump the vice-presidency, Trump screaming about Kanye's unelectability, and a crazy-eyed paranoid lunatic sitting there taking it all in as he stuffs breadsticks into his face. I always thought there was a trace of Moe Howard running through Trump's schtick, and it sounds like Mar-a-Lago verged on Stooge-level slapstick that evening.

@leoh3616 Год назад

I REALLY would like to watch a tape of that part of the evening. I´d even pay for it.

@vanguard9067 Год назад

Larry, Curly, and Moe-a-Lago?

@crazysc0tsman Год назад

I hope it gets repeated on the debate stage. Would be a great convincer for swing voters.

@michaelshanks6932 Год назад

More like the tea party from Alice in Wonderland. Did the denier get to be the Dormouse?

@irishdivajeffries6668 Год назад

Love it!

@alexmartinez5859 Год назад

“I can’t imagine having dinner with someone so disgusting. And you have no idea which of those three guys I’m talking about.” Solid, fucking joke.

@charityquill4965 Год назад

I'm surprised the sheer amount of ignorance, ego, and bigotry in one room didn't cause some sort of tear in space-time

@WorldOfARandomVegan Год назад

Facts!!

@burritodog3634 Год назад

ok mexican

@alexmartinez5859 Год назад

@@burritodog3634 American, actually.

@burritodog3634 Год назад

@@alexmartinez5859 mexican american

@Gigalisk Год назад

"....FIFA has an ethics committee....?" LOLOLOL

@danielmorales1470 Год назад

Stephen Colbert is BRILLIANT!

@cosmiccreator Год назад

Stephen you are a an angel! Thank you for always bringing smiles and laughter to our lives! Bless you beloved brother! 🥰🙏💐

@pangalactictuber Год назад

Stephen really brought out the chromaticism of “All I Want For Christmas”. It was almost like reading sheet music - he has a good ear. (One is enough!)

@karinwolf3645 Год назад

You notice how the two next to hershal immediately looked at him when he said that and later tried to say they didn't notice? 🤔😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😻😻😎😎💋

@KariBear_21 Год назад

Aloha!!! We can definitely see the good from my house!!! It's so awesome. No danger... yet. Thank you Stephen!!!

@ceceliavoss9174 Год назад

This was an excellent monolog! 😂

@dr.velmasablan3611 Год назад

Stephen, you are so BAD, irreverent, and I just love it. Thank you for being comic relief during this craziness going on in our beloved country.

@230608grace Год назад

Everything right is now wrong and everything wrong is now right. We are going down the toilet. Wait until they change the Supreme Court. We are finished!!!!!!

@marciaroy2096 Год назад

Made my night and Xmas season! Thank you Mr. Colbert!!

@Angel-eq9tq Год назад

Always a pleasure to hear Stephen sing.

@time2livelife Год назад

“I can’t imagine having dinner with someone so disgusting. And you have no idea which one of those 3 guys I’m talking about.” 😂

@oldrrocr Год назад

so did ye bring the white supremacist with him (Con-ye??) or did donny invite them both to solicit money and support? (or have some fun at their expense). trump is scraping the bottom of the barrel now...

@ianthesoccerref Год назад

That's a keeper👏👏

@lisamessiana1032 Год назад

ALL OF THEM!!!

@davidjames38589 Год назад

Candidate for best line of the monologue!

@jessicaandrew9374 Год назад

Damn wasn't expecting his singing voice to be so on point 🤣

@wintermute740 Год назад

I lived in Georgia for a couple of years in high school. I am from Ohio. One of my classmates actually asked "Is that in northern Georgia?" So yes, it is entirely possible that Herschel Walker, along with at least one of my former classmates, thinks that Texas is somewhere in the western part of the state.

@mikeoxbig7931 Год назад

“I’m your host Stephen Colbert.” Best host ever.

@johnbrowne3950 Год назад

1.Carson 2.Lettermam 3.O'Brien 4.Gutfeld 5. Leno

@Washougalite1 Год назад

@@johnbrowne3950 1: Carson 2: Letterman 3: Ferguson

@johnbrowne3950 Год назад

@@Washougalite1 You're right. I forgot Ferguson.

@TGMisKillingTheMiddleClass Год назад

Not even fucking close especially with these horribly written 'jokes' Cable TV has become absolute trash

@AlexandarHullRichter Год назад

Hostus Mostus: Stephen Colbert. Oliver can be second best.

@andrewweisel438 Год назад

Aloha from the big island baby!🎉 no ash in Pahoa

@aliciagreen5411 Год назад

Singing along with Stephen at six am this morning was lovely ❤️

@Stiffdistantandweird Год назад

I wake up every morning and pronounce…”THIS IS THE PEOPLE’S ERECTION!”

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад

but do the people really want it, my guy? ;-)

@1Kent Год назад

Does that mean he only has an erection once every 4 yrs?

@williamduffy1227 Год назад

They asked a Chinese politician if he had elections. He said "Yes! Every morning!"

@Stiffdistantandweird Год назад

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 the exit polling is looking pretty good right now

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад

@@Stiffdistantandweird well as long as your numbers are good then I guess you stand in line for some commendation 😀

@NicoleAZ145 Год назад

Thanks, now that f*cking song is gonna be in my head all night. Good grief.

@nancyradford8166 Год назад

Brilliant as usual, Stephen!

@janemariesinger6779 Год назад

Aloha Stephen! Mahalo for taking time to mention our latest eruption....Thank Pele her flow is not threatening anyone at this time....now, would you like to come over here for dinner at my home on the slope of Mauna Loa? Love to have you man!

@Mike_Jones281 Год назад

"THIS ERECTION IS ABOUT THE PEOPLE" ~ H. Walker

@JynxieTheMermaid Год назад

Nicely sung Stephen!

@amherst88 Год назад

Have to love the ongoing 'aliases' for he-who-shall-not-be-named.

@midwaysar Год назад

Stephen never disappoints

@atlpeach6852 Год назад

Stephen singing was everything!!!! ❤

@c016smith52 Год назад

MAGA EGOT and "He said, Ye said" both got me cracking up 😂😂

@dreamlife2351 Год назад

Aloha Steven and team. 🌺 We love you ! And Mahalo for the nationwide news.

@michaelccozens Год назад

Can we take a moment to reflect on the fact that Stephen just made an impromtu audience singalong strangely mesmerizing, if not beautiful? That guy bleeds entertainment and charisma.

@femmec6644 Год назад

More Stephen singing, please! That's all I want for Christmas!

@Kadagirl777 Год назад

3:12 Louis' little _"Oh God-"_ after the "find my neck" joke sent me 🤣

@sharronmainor Год назад

Thank you SO much for singing to us! Happy holidays to you and yours!

@gamepapa1211 Год назад

Whenever the Lardfather claims he doesn't know you and has never heard of you before, he knows AND has heard of you. Because that's the same excuse he used for every porn star who had spanked him with a rolled-up Newsweek with his face on the cover.

@marshwetland3808 Год назад

Okay, Lardfather. That's a new one. I like it.

@deborahwilson4684 Год назад

@@marshwetland3808 I LOVE it! Love ALL the late night monologues but always have a soft spot for Colbert bc I'm from Chicago & Stephen is an "adoptive native" of my city! We love him here! These monologues are great medicine to laugh at the many deranged people doing deranged things! Picturing the Legend in his own Mind hearing Ye say he could be his VP is just priceless! Really needed that laugh! Thanks Stephen!

@heinleinreader Год назад

And peed on him in the process.

@heinleinreader Год назад

@@deborahwilson4684 So you must love Cecily Strong who was born and raised in the Chicago environs.

@benwu7980 Год назад

It almost makes me nostalgic for the era up to about 13 years ago, when Republicans could lie convincingly.

@bschwartz5455 Год назад

Thank the entertainment G♡Ds for Stephen Colbert

@hollynordgren510 Год назад

Am I the only one who would love a Late Show Christmas Album??!!!

@cerveza2297 Год назад

I do enjoy Colbert. Always a 😉and a 😃.

@ebethlouise2201 Год назад

Not to mention 🤨

@melindawilson9184 Год назад

Stephen. What a lovely singing voice!

@rebeccacamacho-sobczak4282 Год назад

I just love his monologs!!

@marciaroy2096 Год назад

No idea his voice was so beautiful!!

@jacobpayne1 Год назад

Damn Stephen, you killed that. What a voice.

@petgranny194 Год назад

Great bit - had me laughing out loud through the whole thing.

@zorohibiki Год назад

if you ever feel useless remember that fifa has an ethics committee

@marshwetland3808 Год назад

😆🤣🤣

@florete2310 Год назад

All of FIFA's ignorance towards blatant human rights violations, the rampant corruption and the nepotism aside... At least they have some humour, LOL.. The "FIFA Ethics Commitee"... I am still LMAO😂😂😂

@puellamservumaddominum6180 Год назад

@@florete2310 I would like to be on committee. ......free pay check! Just ignore all the Qatari slave labor.

@heinleinreader Год назад

If they have an ethics committee, what the hell is the tournament doing being played in Qatar?

@MunchKING Год назад

Well yeah, how would they know THE most unethical things they could do without a committee to tell them what ethics is?

@88happiness Год назад

Singing with Colbert - great idea for a new segment 💕

@judeirwin2222 Год назад

Best line of the night, “FIFA has an ethics committee ? Really?”

@danekender5332 Год назад

Aloha from the Big Island of Hawaii 🏝 It's just another day in paradise 🤙

@joenalewabau9589 Год назад

Noticed how Graham’s head turned immediately to look at him when he heard the word erection. That was good.

@terryreynolds200 Год назад

I do declare! Well, I never! (Clutching his pearls!)

@richoneplanet7561 Год назад

Well said - all 3 disgusting!

@edwinnakamura1726 Год назад

I like presidents who don’t invite anti Semitic racists to dinner and acts he wasn’t aware!!

@pipedown1246 Год назад

Can you imagine koonye being president and trump being his vice president?...trump would do what koonye did to taylor swift but at the first state of the union address..He'd grab the mic and say,excuse me koonye I'm going to let you finish but I think trump/pence had the greatest presidency of all time 😂😂

@P.Kenney Год назад

@@pipedown1246 Racist comment by a racist lib!

@jandrews6254 Год назад

Why weren’t the Kuschners invited? I’m sure the conversation would have been....interesting

@michelejohnson1001 Год назад

A real president wouldn't ever think of that

@couragekarnga8735 Год назад

What must the Secret Service think?

@anro7137 Год назад

What a perfect way to begin the Christmas season. Thank you for singing!

@mattep74 Год назад

Ahh, the song everyone in a store gets tired of before december 7.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад

I N T E R N A T I O N A L L Y

@yurielcundangan9090 Год назад

Anybody who saw what transpired to this country then still voted for REPUBLICANA is beyond hope

@hanzgerberpresents Год назад

As opposed to what's transpiring now?

@marty4278 Год назад

@@hanzgerberpresents Yes. As long as trump breathes air.

@TheDarkness1 Год назад

@@hanzgerberpresents what's transpiring now, Hanzy? Iz da Gerber baby not happy?

@julesbower762 Год назад

Any vote, for any Republican, for any reason, is an act of treason.

@TheDarkness1 Год назад

@susan ruthroff Baby Shart Poop your pants, do do do do do do Wave little hands, do do do do do do Give senseless commands, do do do dumb Time for change, you're sphincter's going numb Now you poop out of your mouth Fake tan, bigot the south Can't walk a ramp, it's the gout Can no longer lie or fake your way out Macho man, do do do do do do Support the Klan, do do do do do do Your evil plan, do do do do do do Might as well bury your head in sand You can't dance, you can't sing Only fear and hatred do you bring You can't lead, only be a boss Only salads do you toss Ignorance, do do do do do Hang Mike Pence, do do do do do Insurrect, do do do do do do Watch all the immigrants climb your fence