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PRISON ARCHITECT IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - EVERYTHING IS BROKEN 

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Hello there ladies and gentlemen welcome to the amazing and funny prison management game, Prison Architect! In this game you must build and manage a prison and deal with gangs, riots and escape attempts. I must say I love this game it is great fun! Many would say that this is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. However, today I will be using a huge mix of Exploits and cheese strategies that I have found to prove that really Everything is broken!
You have seen the Forestry Challenge , you have seen the great prison architect riot and escape using fire! You have even see us break the game with a tea plantation! Yet today something new and never before seen will be destroyed by the spiffing brits classic antics in game.
This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor!
If you enjoyed this then check out my other 100 stat man videos!
It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content!
So sit back relax and enjoy this Prison Architect Funny Moments Montage!
You can buy the game Prison Acrhitect from steam here: store.steampowered.com/app/23...
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Title: PRISON ARCHITECT IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - EVERYTHING IS BROKEN
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@DunkinDeeznuttz
@DunkinDeeznuttz 4 года назад
"You have been found guilty and now have a choice. 72 years in federal prison or 4 days in Spiffco camp and tea plantation." "4 days doesnt sound bad at all" "We'll notify the next of kin. NEXT."
@andrewthegreat8864
@andrewthegreat8864 4 года назад
It's basically a death sentence to go there.
@Zer-jr2oz
@Zer-jr2oz 4 года назад
@Andrew The Great Ah yes, i could drink tea to that
@aliasunknown4879
@aliasunknown4879 4 года назад
Knowing what I know, I would choose Spiffco camp. They have basically the same survival rate mean time away from friends and family is the determining factor.
@teamcyeborg
@teamcyeborg 2 года назад
I love how Spiff has two modes, either treating his workers like shit or having them live in the lap of luxury because there's a lower class to abuse
@anjetto1
@anjetto1 Год назад
Well, he is british
@mtfgamma6257
@mtfgamma6257 Год назад
its the British way!
@ophidahlia1464
@ophidahlia1464 2 года назад
I feel like there's a legitimate and genuine critique of privatized prisons buried somewhere in these virtual shenanigans
@dieguy3080
@dieguy3080 5 лет назад
"Oh what a shame mr. Paul Sexton you're in here for false imprisonment." That'd be where I lost it.
@irrelevant_noob
@irrelevant_noob 3 года назад
Well that part (17:01) was nice, yeah, but for me to completely lose it i needed that night-time masterpiece at 26:12 xD
@shadowrosegaming3566
@shadowrosegaming3566 2 года назад
@@irrelevant_noob same
@R.T_Go_Your_Own_Way
@R.T_Go_Your_Own_Way 5 лет назад
Spif is the type of person to solve world hunger with starvation
@TrueCarthaginian
@TrueCarthaginian 5 лет назад
...a communist?
@richardojohan3585
@richardojohan3585 5 лет назад
It'sALLaLIE if u really think about it it is true,less people less hungry people
@WarDankEagle
@WarDankEagle 5 лет назад
/insert Irish potato famine joke
@charlesdarwin1564
@charlesdarwin1564 5 лет назад
It'sALLaLIE unpopular opinion: you could solve it and overpopulation with canabalism
@R.T_Go_Your_Own_Way
@R.T_Go_Your_Own_Way 5 лет назад
@@charlesdarwin1564 Lets play this game. Who would eat who?. Would the skinny people eat the obese ones, or will the obese ones eat the skinny people ?.
@PTB_BE
@PTB_BE 5 лет назад
Prisoners: I want some beds Spiff:: oh really? Spiff: *makes prisoners live in the post modern nightmare of beds*
@Gamerad360
@Gamerad360 5 лет назад
Y NOT!
@gostupidgocrazyyy4403
@gostupidgocrazyyy4403 5 лет назад
which they can't access... mmmm... delightfully devilish Spiff!
@LinkTheHero
@LinkTheHero 5 лет назад
Infinite IKEA
@Cenot4ph
@Cenot4ph 5 лет назад
Enjoy your coffee!
@AlexK-sk4qb
@AlexK-sk4qb 5 лет назад
Or the labyrinth of open air toilets.
@Skyblade12
@Skyblade12 Год назад
"Any game with an economy is just a tycoon game in disguise." - The Spiffing Brit, probably
@KaneyoriHK
@KaneyoriHK 5 лет назад
Doctor takes a blood sample of spif, "How is this EVEN POSSIBLE? His blood is 75% Yorkshire tea, and 25% British Empire. It's too BRITISH!"
@havardmj
@havardmj 5 лет назад
Judge: "I sentence you to life in prison..." Me: "Oh no" Judge: "... designed by The Spiffing Brit" Me: "OH NO"
@mostcertainlynotmiguelprob4216
Me: Takes cyanide pill Me: worth
@wanderingbufoon
@wanderingbufoon 5 лет назад
"You will be in prison for the rest of your life!" "So like 7 days then?"
@lordscrubugus9897
@lordscrubugus9897 5 лет назад
**commits deadly loss of health**
@Parker05
@Parker05 5 лет назад
wandering bufoon, that moment when your being sent to juvenile prison, but your parents and you are anti-vaccine. SO RELATABLE! 😂😂😂
@deeros100
@deeros100 5 лет назад
Honestly, prison for 1 day with Spiff is probably a death sentence.
@javierrivera1586
@javierrivera1586 5 лет назад
“So apparently you explode into fountains of blood when you starve? I DONT REMEMBER THAT ONE” Spiff are you hiding something?
@tommyspringer3693
@tommyspringer3693 5 лет назад
FBI OPEN UP!
@phee4174
@phee4174 5 лет назад
@@tommyspringer3693 But he's British.
@li_ka2
@li_ka2 5 лет назад
@@phee4174 FBI = Federal British Intelligence
@phee4174
@phee4174 5 лет назад
@@li_ka2 Ah, That makes sense.
@mandowarrior123
@mandowarrior123 5 лет назад
@@phee4174 we aren't a federation.
@fIowers.
@fIowers. 2 года назад
I love the fact that if you actually just dont build any prison cells the prisoners wont do anything, they'll just stand there, cuffed, unmoving, until they die
@stereotypo3964
@stereotypo3964 5 лет назад
I really enjoyed this version of Fyre Fest Simulator. xD
@stgjavveling9807
@stgjavveling9807 4 года назад
Stereotypo Ha!!
@bradenmorrison9834
@bradenmorrison9834 4 года назад
An actually funny original comment, well done lol
@JaredPiTrick
@JaredPiTrick 3 года назад
You misspelled Joe Arpaio simulator.
@SomeoneElse785
@SomeoneElse785 3 года назад
I you u to yum my o u pppppppppppp
@SomeoneElse785
@SomeoneElse785 3 года назад
@@stgjavveling9807 and I uyp have have to be at your p to him that is not what you y ok I’m I pop
@mach2223
@mach2223 5 лет назад
"I mean, most of them look dead to me, bur if we pump them full of electricity they'll move around enough for the inspectors to think they're prisoners" I am currently dying thank you very much
@Twisted_Code
@Twisted_Code 4 года назад
Sounds like you also need to be electrically stimulated then! *bzzrrrrrt* Feeling better? okay then, moving on!
@cursedmailman3999
@cursedmailman3999 3 года назад
Just like the prisoners were
@randomincarnate5035
@randomincarnate5035 2 года назад
The prisinors aren't moving, let's motivate them with an eletric shock
@TheRambossss
@TheRambossss 5 лет назад
You mean Tea Plantation Simulator has a prision mode? Marvelous.
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 5 лет назад
It's obviously a Tea Plantation simulator AND City builder that has a prison mode. Really genious...
@Statusinator
@Statusinator 5 лет назад
This is actually the Stock Market Scam mode
@91743
@91743 5 лет назад
Did you mean the Prison Community Mod?
@slk7376
@slk7376 5 лет назад
Do you mean Australia mode?
@wilfredwilfred1730
@wilfredwilfred1730 5 лет назад
Yes but its still a bit shaky it doesnt really work and its clear that the game was made for tea an wood plantation tycoon and not a prison game.
@GraySlicerAnimations
@GraySlicerAnimations 2 года назад
Someone should calculate how much prison time Spiff would get just for the crimes he committed in this video alone
@aidanwhite5631
@aidanwhite5631 Год назад
life somewhere between 10 and 10000000000000000000000x over
@lorenztor1990
@lorenztor1990 Год назад
The death sentence
@johnnythespent5660
@johnnythespent5660 Год назад
All of it.
@MadnessIncVP
@MadnessIncVP 5 месяцев назад
It’s 20 deaths at least, for the CEO to dangle the “anybody else dies, you’re toast!” carrot and stick, right? 10 years, for 25 deaths, so 0.4 years per death. You do the maths.
@Editor37_Or_Is_It....
@Editor37_Or_Is_It.... 4 месяца назад
I know how much: Yes
@alexross1816
@alexross1816 5 лет назад
"It turns out human beings actually require food." -Joseph Stalin
@Yo_Soy_Andres_Cuetlachtli
@Yo_Soy_Andres_Cuetlachtli 5 лет назад
@Maximus Brutus Well, yes. Communist tradition is more about shooting dissidents and their families, but uncle Ioseb give the Ukranians some good ol' british treatment.
@michaelotero3909
@michaelotero3909 4 года назад
Andrés Barrios Churchill and the British purposely starved MILLIONS in India. And that’s only the people that died of starvation. Not to mention centuries of brutal colonial exploitation all around the world. BUT COMMIES R BAD rite???!?!?1!1!1
@Yo_Soy_Andres_Cuetlachtli
@Yo_Soy_Andres_Cuetlachtli 4 года назад
@@michaelotero3909 Sure, let's forget about the Great Leap Forward and Holomodor
@youraverageteadrinker2744
@youraverageteadrinker2744 4 года назад
@@Yo_Soy_Andres_Cuetlachtli he just hates tea he must be a coffee lover . There disgusting.
@RoboPutinPresidentinCE
@RoboPutinPresidentinCE 4 года назад
@@michaelotero3909 The difference is that Britishness isn't an Ideology. The Brits are a people and whatever queen Victoria or Chruchill did (i Hate them both btw) is out of personal gain, its an individual crime committed by the leader of an empire. Stalin justified it with his Ideology.
@oinktron8053
@oinktron8053 5 лет назад
Did spiff just build a concentration camp?
@DoofAlmighty
@DoofAlmighty 5 лет назад
No, Its a ConcenTEAtion Camp
@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai
@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai 5 лет назад
You mean... a prison?
@haaly7245
@haaly7245 5 лет назад
@@thespiffingbrit You're not launching unsuspecting patrons from incomplete rides, so no.
@pilot1721
@pilot1721 5 лет назад
@@thespiffingbrit involuntary holiday park
@gamingkitsune1947
@gamingkitsune1947 5 лет назад
Permanent Vacation
@thedrake5072
@thedrake5072 5 лет назад
A prison with 2000 bunk beads and no cells? ITS AUSTRALIA ALL OVER AGAIN!
@John_Ass
@John_Ass 5 лет назад
ouf
@mattizie91
@mattizie91 5 лет назад
@@tf-uderpy699 I don't understand, what's the difference between the two?
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 5 лет назад
@@mattizie91: Many of the deadly animals were imported by the Brits for several reasons - first for sports hunting, then to get rid of the animals for sports, then to get rid of the animals they got to get rid of the animals they brought for sport and so on and so forth...
@tellmeninetails5819
@tellmeninetails5819 5 лет назад
@@robertnett9793 Not exactly right. The brits did import animals for hunting, but it wasn't that they where deadly it was that they where killing the native wildlife and where extrememly competitive which fucked everything up.
@Convertscafe
@Convertscafe 4 года назад
"yes we get 2000 **DOLLARS** from the queen herself" wait something doesnt seem *right* with that
@Nxluda
@Nxluda 4 года назад
Obviously this prison is in America. Some prisoners are fat.
@ManJunk269
@ManJunk269 4 года назад
@SteelRodent I've noticed that. It's in $ then uses meters for sizes.
@yareyare_dechi
@yareyare_dechi 4 года назад
just pretend they are in Australia, Canada or New Zealand or something
@yareyare_dechi
@yareyare_dechi 4 года назад
@@DefectiveLotus wouldn't have it any other way. All these "republics" seem to be a shit show lately. Plus I'd miss seeing old Liz on my money
@charlescalthrop2535
@charlescalthrop2535 2 года назад
It would work if this is an Australian prison.
@loomhigh
@loomhigh 4 года назад
"in this video spiff accurately simulates the privatised prison system"
@Gfish17
@Gfish17 3 года назад
Entirely by Accident it appears
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 3 года назад
Or the American public school system.
@spudragaming8374
@spudragaming8374 5 лет назад
The bunk bed exploit can be improved even further! When you clone beds, you can stack them (have 1 tile use 2 halves of a bunk bed instead of 1). Also, instead of removing the whole Dormitory area, just remove the area where the toilet is placed, this way the dormitory still needs a toilet, thus isn't yet finished, meaning the beds don't increase the capacity. Cheers! And good luck making even more money in a shorter time span!
@Oblithian
@Oblithian 4 года назад
I need to bookmark this tutorial. Facillitate me RU-vid
@Oblithian
@Oblithian 4 года назад
...Of course, now that just sounds sexual. I am inside youtube presently. and now, with youtube content.... there are so many prisoners waiting to enter and you just have to know... ...they won't come quietly.
@rulebritannia8438
@rulebritannia8438 3 года назад
@@Oblithian Innuendo Nice
@AxelGame
@AxelGame 5 лет назад
- No Exploits - Everything is broken *sips tea in confusion*
@AxelGame
@AxelGame 5 лет назад
I might not understand what's going on, but at least I have *Yorkshire Tea - most probably the greatest tea I have sipped*
@livedandletdie
@livedandletdie 5 лет назад
Marvelous, the only thing that would be better than Yorkshire Tea, would be yet another cup of Yorkshire Tea.
@AxelGame
@AxelGame 5 лет назад
By the Queen! That sounds like a great idea
@tangytango9198
@tangytango9198 5 лет назад
To be fair several prisoners starving to death would make you lose the game if Brit enabled failure conditions. He doesn't seem to enable to extra stuff.
@boonies4u
@boonies4u 5 лет назад
@@tangytango9198 I'm pretty sure it's enabled by default. He would have disabled it.
@hanro50
@hanro50 5 лет назад
5:50 Spiff, you actually got an easter egg. Namely you got one of the (previous) head devs in your containment facility
@AnimatedStoriesWorldwide
@AnimatedStoriesWorldwide 5 лет назад
Perfectly good bodies...just given away ? Spiff, I would have thought that you, at least, would have understood the value of free organic, home-prepared, fertilizer...
@ShardtheWolf
@ShardtheWolf 5 лет назад
Organic: adjective To be full of organs
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 5 лет назад
@@ShardtheWolf: That bodies will be full of organs. At least for a while
@jynxed66six54
@jynxed66six54 5 лет назад
@@robertnett9793 i mean, those other inmates ARE pretty hungry
@sirarietichee7260
@sirarietichee7260 5 лет назад
If this was RimWorld, those dying prisoners would be worth millions in harvested organs.
@MarushiaDark316
@MarushiaDark316 5 лет назад
Why is the Church of the Tea not built in the shape of a T? 0/10, would not colonize.
@livedandletdie
@livedandletdie 5 лет назад
It should be built in the shape of a delicious cup of tea with a side of biscuits and a portrait of the Queen.
@jessegd6306
@jessegd6306 5 лет назад
Because then it'd be in the shape of a dick and let's face it, nobody wants a willy in their tea.
@sponge1234ify
@sponge1234ify 5 лет назад
@@jessegd6306 either that's one fancy T lettering, or those are weirdly and worryingly thin balls
@friedmule5403
@friedmule5403 4 года назад
It's camouflage, in it's hart it is T-shaped. :-)
@KieranBorovac
@KieranBorovac 4 года назад
Oh dear, our prisoners are dying horrifically due to starvation and heatstroke. Alright, not to worry, I'll deal with it once I've finished these luxury executive offices with adjacent tea plantations.
@teddy-beargamer6385
@teddy-beargamer6385 3 года назад
Kieran Borovac Sounds pretty British to me.
@oreo1749
@oreo1749 3 года назад
@@teddy-beargamer6385 nah, sounds a lot like school.
@Alyxandeyr
@Alyxandeyr 4 года назад
As a former correctional officer in a maximum security prison, I am 16 minutes into this video and completely stressed the hell out XD I love it, mate. Keep up the great work lol
@MadnessIncVP
@MadnessIncVP 5 месяцев назад
I mean, you’ll be used to being that kind of stressed, with how little you were paid.
@giga-chicken
@giga-chicken 5 лет назад
I hadn't thought of that method of abusing the share system. I used to sell all my shares, take out a huge load, buy back my shares, and then pay off the loan. I liked that method because it made me felt like I was moving money around to cheat investors which sounds a lot like actual real life wall street.
@lutherburgsvik6849
@lutherburgsvik6849 5 лет назад
1:29 I'm aghast at this level of sacrilege: The Union Jack is on upside down! I must go and have a sit down, and compose myself with a cup of tea and a digestive biscuit.
@Novasky2007
@Novasky2007 5 лет назад
That sounds like a brit in distress Quick invert the Flag! Wait a second...
@lutherburgsvik6849
@lutherburgsvik6849 5 лет назад
@@Novasky2007 shh, keep your voice down! You'll give the game away! Don't tell anyone, but under this Swedish visage is really a bowler hat and Victorian moustache.
@SW-81
@SW-81 5 лет назад
How can you tell? Legit question, it looks like the flag is designed to be symmetrical. So I'm curious how you can tell.
@lutherburgsvik6849
@lutherburgsvik6849 5 лет назад
@@SW-81 basically the lower diagonal red line that closest to the flag pole should have a thicker white line *above* it, not below it. To be fair, it's easy to see how people make the mistake given it's seemingly symetrical design. Especially when it's compared to, say, the Welsh Dragon, or US Stars and Bars. Here's a graphic with bith the correct and incorrect way to fly the Union Jack: image.slidesharecdn.com/thebritishflag-151001224626-lva1-app6892/95/the-union-jack-16-638.jpg?cb=1443739974
@uxbnkuribo
@uxbnkuribo 5 лет назад
Shareholder fraud + crimes against humanity, yup, it's a Spiffing Brit video!
@gamingsfinest3356
@gamingsfinest3356 5 лет назад
Hi Spliff. I been going through a really difficult time in life and whenever I play one of your videos I instantly feel better, your really helping me get through. Thank you.
@PrivateWillyRichardJohnson
@PrivateWillyRichardJohnson 5 лет назад
Hellllo there Spiff, I've herd of a perfectly balanced ability in Civ 6 as Hungary. Where you gain 2 envoys every time you levy a City-states army. And given how tradable Coal is in the game I figure you could make the sun once again never set on the Briti-(cough) Hungarian empire.
@kiseki4947
@kiseki4947 5 лет назад
Hey Spiff, How many hours a week do you spend looking at stock images a week? Just curious...
@thetizzleforshizzle
@thetizzleforshizzle 4 года назад
I've thought this same thing myself hahahaha
@HDTomo
@HDTomo 4 года назад
No they're spiffco images
@loganbrunzlow9294
@loganbrunzlow9294 4 года назад
The government in this vid is just like “you know what it’s not ethical but it sure as hell works”
@camwyn256
@camwyn256 5 лет назад
Those prisoners never arrived at the jail. Must have been a mistake in the paper work
@AlchemyStillExists
@AlchemyStillExists 5 лет назад
I just found you in the past few weeks but you have become 1 of my top 5 Fav RU-vidrs
@m.d.9277
@m.d.9277 5 лет назад
Ahh a new recruit
@AromaticSloppyWetInvitingHole
@AromaticSloppyWetInvitingHole 5 лет назад
who are the other 4
@AlchemyStillExists
@AlchemyStillExists 5 лет назад
@@AromaticSloppyWetInvitingHole MiniLadd, UpIsNotJump, WeegeePlays, and Shammy
@shadowhands3321
@shadowhands3321 5 лет назад
its so refreshing dark british humor...hadnt seen such for a while....love it too^^
@NoArtisticLimitation
@NoArtisticLimitation 5 лет назад
Same here!
@GeorgTheGr8
@GeorgTheGr8 5 лет назад
It's a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. *_Just kidding, everything is broken_*
@porx
@porx 5 лет назад
Why do I see you in the comments of almost every video I watch ._.
@mardu5847
@mardu5847 5 лет назад
That is, in fact, the title of the video.
@jessegd6306
@jessegd6306 5 лет назад
It's a balanced exploits perfectly with no game.
@Daisieheart
@Daisieheart 5 лет назад
"hey i was told to come here for imprisonment?" oh yes well actually we are closed, please go about your life until we are ready to open. "ummm okay???"
@Manikinator
@Manikinator Год назад
I actually got a hard laugh at this video. Really funny stuff. Share Fraud everywhere, and then hundreds of prisoners dying and nobody bats an eye. Made my day
@TheCrazyhusky
@TheCrazyhusky 5 лет назад
Spiff - "I won't be making tea plantation today." *literally 10 minutes later...* Spiff - "Look at us, it's day 7 and I'm growing a tea plantation."
@Novasky2007
@Novasky2007 5 лет назад
Exploits game. Inadvertently sums up the british governments approach to the current housing crisis in the UK.
@Hoologramek
@Hoologramek 5 лет назад
So basically Brits exploited life?
@blippr8771
@blippr8771 2 года назад
You can tell he really loves England when he recreates the South Sea Bubble.
@evanstrong6239
@evanstrong6239 2 года назад
Man that was one of the weirdest things in history
@zacharytang3840
@zacharytang3840 Год назад
It was walpole wasn’t it
@centurion9927
@centurion9927 5 лет назад
Technically you said no tea plantations *today* on day one and started planting them on day seven.
@SorowFame
@SorowFame 4 года назад
You can't just go cold turkey on making tea plantations, you've got to take it slowly.
@VitorEmanuelOliver
@VitorEmanuelOliver 4 года назад
On the seventh day He rested
@jacobhu4431
@jacobhu4431 5 лет назад
Also, holy hell this channel grew fast, really, it feels like you barely had 50k yesterday...... they grow up so fast...
@SimonClarkstone
@SimonClarkstone 5 лет назад
RU-vid is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.
@confusedasian2212
@confusedasian2212 5 лет назад
Spiff’s life is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.
@mcswagins8026
@mcswagins8026 5 лет назад
I can’t believe I genuinely just watched a guy build bunk beds for half an hour and actually enjoyed... now this is comedy
@saysikerightnow3914
@saysikerightnow3914 4 года назад
Alternate Title Name: "How to use Insider Trading to Scam Investors in Prison Architect"
@bestshowontheweb
@bestshowontheweb 5 лет назад
Today's Episode: Spiff gets away with insider trading.
@Sebastian-yl7nq
@Sebastian-yl7nq 5 лет назад
_Wait?! Human beings need food?_ *The USSR wants to know your location*
@gamingkitsune1947
@gamingkitsune1947 5 лет назад
I thought humans use synthesis
@mandowarrior123
@mandowarrior123 5 лет назад
Being genetically similar lysencko says women can give birth to livestock to feed the hungry.
@fluffyshabba6423
@fluffyshabba6423 5 лет назад
This is OUR food!
@paulsilagi4783
@paulsilagi4783 5 лет назад
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* KGB OPEN UP!!! *Door immediately gets kicked down and a lot of KGB guys flood in*
@geofff.3343
@geofff.3343 5 лет назад
@@raptornugget5385 They also starved the Ukraine and had years of famine from failed agriculture policies.
@storymaster21
@storymaster21 2 года назад
Well now we need a battle. Spiff vs. a prison architect speedrunner and several other players; first to a billion wins.
@Editor37_Or_Is_It....
@Editor37_Or_Is_It.... 4 месяца назад
Only one billion???
@Curseius
@Curseius 5 лет назад
26:27 i died at the lovely pattern of lights out there SEND HELP!
@h-Films
@h-Films 3 года назад
xp
@darnight-lq2ht
@darnight-lq2ht Год назад
British government coming to see why all the prisoners are dying at such a rapid rate Sees the tea plantation British government: looks fine to me
@dogpixels
@dogpixels 5 лет назад
My like goes specifically to the addendum about the passed-away pet. Well said!
@Karl_Marksman
@Karl_Marksman 5 лет назад
"as we approach day six, the prisoners have been in here for almost 24 hours." what planet is this on
@Berdersner
@Berdersner Год назад
Why does spiff turn any game that allows prisoners and farming into an Australia Simulator?
@katanah3195
@katanah3195 5 месяцев назад
Because he's British and that's what Brits do when given a bit of power.
@viniciuslambardozzi4358
@viniciuslambardozzi4358 4 года назад
"The finest prison possible" *Shows a room that's better than my room*
@ENCHANTMEN_
@ENCHANTMEN_ Год назад
I like how half the exploits are just committing fraud
@krishnansubramoni7801
@krishnansubramoni7801 4 года назад
That message at the end was really touching and beautiful.
@HippieInHeart
@HippieInHeart Год назад
so basically share price manipulation is the most efficient way to make money. amazing how realistic this game is. I never would have expected this.
@notadog4762
@notadog4762 5 лет назад
i dont think that guard could do it alone but if it were 100 stat man they would just accept their fate and give up on being disobedient
@eatablekolas7506
@eatablekolas7506 4 года назад
Not gonna lie, when The Spiffing Brit told me to get a cup of tea, I glanced at the one I had already finished drinking. And so, I went to grab some more.
@stonemove4207
@stonemove4207 5 лет назад
Man i have come to your video totally randomly and i really enjoy em ! especially the one with the sims 4 guy forcing himself into families, lmao i laughed my ass there ! subbed all the way !!
@TitanMorsche
@TitanMorsche 5 лет назад
You know. Between you, TearofGrace, and Birgirpall breaking everything and the commentary you all provide, i always have something to watch and listen to that lifts me a little. Thanks Spiff. And i may be american, but that black breakfast tea is good all day. XD
@schitteindustries
@schitteindustries 5 лет назад
Securities fraud: check Next one up: Racketeering? Sent from my Schitte phone
@gwenkulikins926
@gwenkulikins926 2 года назад
Welcome back Spiff!!! You were missed
@dizzydizzy4704
@dizzydizzy4704 4 года назад
That was quite a wonderful insight into the tea production secrets.
@_Kitetsu
@_Kitetsu Год назад
This is the very video that bought my sub. What that says about me we won't get into. Spiff gets me, this man cracks me up. Deaths? I see no deaths here, that's just spilled canned tomatoes. You may have an Italian spy lurking about over there. Although, Terrance was rather overwhelmed, I guess we can't blame him. Carry on you beautiful man. Carry on.
@mischaprudon3316
@mischaprudon3316 5 лет назад
31:45 I know the feeling lost 2 of my cats in the last 4 weeks, it's now really quite in the house and that drove me almost mad for the first couple of days.
@ZeLunatic
@ZeLunatic 5 лет назад
Hey! you had one of the head devs in your prison at 5:49 !! That's awesome!
@demilung
@demilung 5 лет назад
Poor guy
@superunimportantman
@superunimportantman 5 лет назад
love your channel with a spot of tea
@Captiiva
@Captiiva 5 лет назад
28:39 The sound Spiffing Brit makes every day when he checks his subscriber count going up. Good work buddy, funny stuff.
@jekyllgaming99
@jekyllgaming99 5 лет назад
I'm sure the prison's accountant's gonna have a field day at the end of the year XD
@ArdaCiftci1
@ArdaCiftci1 5 лет назад
*YESSS, MA BOI BE PLAYIN PRISON ARCHITECT!*
@Aoykav.
@Aoykav. 4 года назад
I subscribed after you zooming out and me seeing send help... Among other things... 😂
@veknus
@veknus 4 года назад
I love watching your youtube content, cracks me up every time i watch it
@christopherwilliams9675
@christopherwilliams9675 5 лет назад
You wouldn't be the first Brit to mess with share prices at this level
@sarcasmal5744
@sarcasmal5744 5 лет назад
300k subs already? I remember when you were just a small 90k channel in the shadow of people like isp. Gratz! I for one think you'll reach 1mil sooner or later.
@69glenjamin
@69glenjamin 4 года назад
Absolutely legendary :) was cracking up laughing. Pure evil genius
@a_wild_Kirillian
@a_wild_Kirillian 5 лет назад
This is brilliant. Now I'm having my bell notification set on for you channel. Cheers
@KitTheAnkafolk
@KitTheAnkafolk 4 года назад
I love Officer Terrance the lovable lil guy :3 Love your vids Spiff
@alexnoya6910
@alexnoya6910 5 лет назад
"Ok so he needs to go to the toilet and some comfort" "HE WILL BE HAVING NONE OF THAT"
@FlashDAH
@FlashDAH 5 лет назад
Love it ! Would like to see a video about all the crap you presumably get from Devs
@JourneyJournal1998
@JourneyJournal1998 Год назад
Lol as he said “grab yourself a warm cup of tea” I was making my coffee
@philipharris4230
@philipharris4230 5 лет назад
My first comment on RU-vid ... ever ... so here it is : Thank you for this tutorial on the world common market ! simple, understandable and, above all : TERRIFYINGLY JOYFUL 3:D
@wanderingbufoon
@wanderingbufoon 5 лет назад
Little did spiff know, he was replaying the history of australia
@cubmyrunt2604
@cubmyrunt2604 5 лет назад
Fuckin love this channel, i get cravings for tea every time i watch you as if there's some strange hypnosis seeded through the whole video.
@danielcahalan9881
@danielcahalan9881 5 лет назад
Spiff, this is my absolute favorite video, please do not ever movie this video. This right here is hilarious. I love it!
@theycallmefilip
@theycallmefilip 5 лет назад
12:00 Spiff you backsliding tea-addict...
@Bulkje
@Bulkje 5 лет назад
You can trust this brit to violate the geneva convention any day. XD
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 5 лет назад
Spiff never signed the Geneva Conventions. So it's basically not more as a well meant advise to him (which he ignores like a true artist)
@bramvg1305
@bramvg1305 4 года назад
This funny video gained you a subscriber xD
@CSG922
@CSG922 4 года назад
You have gained a new subscriber from the us! 💕
@enochbooher6509
@enochbooher6509 5 лет назад
Spif: maybe you’ve already given the video a like Me: yes my subscriber senses told me this is a good one
@MrDuno9
@MrDuno9 5 лет назад
Brit: Starvation solves all of your troubles! Northern Ireland: hmmmmmmmmmmm
@misterknister6257
@misterknister6257 4 года назад
This is brilliant :D
@steveshaw6799
@steveshaw6799 5 лет назад
Oh Spiff, what a delightful cheese factory you seem to have built next to your lovely tea plantation.
@jobot0114
@jobot0114 5 лет назад
I petition to rebrand Prison Architect to the Playground of Tea-dom. Edit: As a side note, aren't Christians already Churches of the t?
@giin97
@giin97 5 лет назад
Oof.
@superpandaplaysmc
@superpandaplaysmc 5 лет назад
no they are the church of the T not the superior church of the t
@jobot0114
@jobot0114 5 лет назад
@@superpandaplaysmc They worship a cross, not a diagram of perpendicular lines.
@spompofleks
@spompofleks 5 лет назад
After your prison, crime rate magically lowered to 0.0001%
@gemstonegynoid7475
@gemstonegynoid7475 5 лет назад
The 0.0001% is spiff himself
@gamingwelle
@gamingwelle 4 года назад
I love your style of commenting what you do!
@michawaach8434
@michawaach8434 4 года назад
I do love the SEND HELP just casually sitting down there
@WAZZA1235
@WAZZA1235 5 лет назад
"Make sure you have your warm cup of tea" Looks at table, sees coffee... Throws coffee in the trash (along with the mug) Prepares tea.
@Callmejay139
@Callmejay139 4 года назад
Me: looks at water Me: drinks water
@lordmewthree7989
@lordmewthree7989 4 года назад
Yes because the mug itsself is tainted
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