Prison Architect Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - The Forestry Only Challenge 

_damn_

Take my up vote and leave!

I gotta give it to you, That was pretty good.

Damn it Barb.

*_Leave._*

That's not a wrong assumption.

Yep, Forestry Simulator is so underrated.

I want to like this comment but I want the like number to stay at exactly 300

@@margaritakouzi5630 I'll do you a favor and unlike it.

@@margaritakouzi5630 i just liked it and now its on 420

HOwOcaust how is this the first reply out of the 200 people who liked this

@@thenarrator6363 idk man

I’m afraid we shall never know, it will simply be forgotten to the point where people forget its existence Like Denmark

@@thenarrator6363 same tbh

One more for the replies, many more to come. Maybe.

Yes, very great game, although the name doesn't make a lot of sense....

i know right like why would they call it prison architect if you just plant trees

Are the people who make this game sane?

I love how it has been 2 years, you have 1k+ likes but you have no comments until now

I love that spiff has the accent for that meme

why so sad

but yes

Why has someone stole your sweetrole.

Fuggin ded

Anthony Ridgway Isn't 'prison labor' a thing in this game?

@@kanimesuzuka5451 it is, and it's probably the fastest way to get money (assuming you want a real prison and not a tea plantation)

That’s been bugging me the whole video

@@austinfordyt I'm no Prison Architect professional but afaik you can't actually move those two areas. I could be completely and utterly wrong though.

@@EzekiesAcheron you can demolish all 3 zones and re-do them as you like 😎

By deforestation of neighbouring Canada with gulags?

As a Canadian, I am perfectly fine with that

@@sydneylord ditto

We tried this with Trump, working out splendidly thus far.... (Sarcasm)

Sir this is a school stop selling hamburgers

It's a North Korea prison camp you cut trees down and your a prisoner it's a great for North Korea not for the prisoner

I have no words only SAME

amazing

Yer same XD

I've been thinking the same. Maybe it's his accent? Or it's just the power of trees :)

**long drag on cigar** **texan accent** My only prisoners are nature’s prisoners

Me: I don't have prisoners I have trees. Sane people: Isn't this PRISON architect your suppose to have prisoners! Me: nah

Money doesn’t grow on trees. Money IS trees.

You see money doesn’t grow on trees, the trees are walking money

No trees fly away for you and your money

ii .sauce Bark grows on trees. Bark make papers. (Specifically US) what is money made out of? That’s right kids

Nationalist Canuck money is made of special paper ;)

The soviet gulag now featuring capitalism and 100% less death by radiation.

underrated comment

Did Spiff make Australia?

I'm not well read in arbory. But tree farms for wood are very young trees. Tree seedlings are probably from older trees.

Your RU-vid "face" though, it says it all

Spiffing Brit DESTROYS prison architect with FACTS and LOGIC (or lack thereof)

rn its 666 likes im not sure i want to like it or not

Its Free real estate

Great I read this and immediately thought of Sheogorath from oblivion saying "TREES FOR EVERYONE!"

So Justin. How is it being a youtube comment legend and all?

Stop

Like all things should be

“As all things should be”

7/10 I forget. Are you new to Spiffing Brit? Genuinely asking because I don't remember you commenting on one of his videos before.

Which is otherwise known as the school of "Screw you, Got mine!" Also, no refunds. >:3

You're a genius. An evil genius nonetheless

I've never even heard of this game before but this comment makes me want to buy it

You should, it's fantastic. These "bugs" don't hurt the game, if anything it improves it.

@victor bruun as true and valid as your statements may be, not really in the spirit of what we are going for here. Smile!

Why have no for profit prisons figured this successful business model out yet, it seems amazingly successful with very few drawbacks.

Don't be ridiculous there are no prisoners in this prison.

AnimeAddict thanks, it’s kind of a mix between trivago and calories zero.

Them workers look like prisoners to me

I made it hotel 101 nobody change it

Treevago not trivago

It wasn't funny back then, it isn't funny now. Plus you're literally promoting a big company as a meme.

I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees because the trees only speak Vietnamese.

and the workers dieing words were:"curse you,you girthy long bois"

"vietnam flashbacks Intensifies"

*Fortunate Son*

I speak for the trees, the trees say genocide is the solution

I've found the limit at a certain point is the time it takes to walk all the way from the outskirts to the road. Then once you have 100+ workers the limit is how fast the trucks drive. A few years back when I was playing, I was building a massive 150 inmate expansion to my prison in a single go. The trucks were backed up like gridlock unloading and loading, but they were still slower than my tree farm harvest even with a road packed with trucks.

With prisoners around (I mostly only use this strategy small-scale to build my prison without having to watch my money in early game) the best way to do it is to put exports between delivery and garbage to make sure that exports will always be taken before garbage. Without prisoners, you can just replace garbage with exports and then extend exports from all the way down at the bottom to delivery. if you then make a small delivery zone up at the very top, the export zone will be huge.

lol that’s a beautiful comment

this video is an accurate model of the american prison system but you have to replace the trees with inmates, the seeds with poor people, the workmen with cops, and the trucks with buses

@Arrow Head AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm guessing you don't know about private prisons.

@Arrow Head 500k fine for quotas not met. It's profitable in most states.

F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. But seriously, how are those related? Private prisons and George Orwell’s bestseller?

Noggin Clontith money is trees

Well if you think about it, a lot of money is now paper money.

there is a reason that the word "idiot" comes from the word "idiom"

@@makk191 yeesh, hitler's comment makes mine sound a lot nastier than it was intended, stupid hitler, always ruining things for everybody.

As long as it looks utterly riduclous otherwise no point.

XD the mod we need

Just type in sexy body slide preset into nexus and click on the first one, I guarantee it will be ridiculous

UUNP is far better

Another couple mods which are pretty good are the SkyUI, which you can use to hide the HUD. Deadly Spell Impacts is another good one.

*MAC BETH HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

this so much

Agreed just found this myself

seriously. had no idea who this was.... gotta say it. thanks youtube

💩💩💩💩

TheFoot YES

You are aware that you cut down a tree it releases all the co2 emmisions it has absorbed

@@beelal6407 So you're saying that cutting down trees causes then to release carbon, the main thing wood is fucking made out of, back into the atmosphere. Yeah if you burn it or let it rot, but making things out of it instead stops this from happening. Gtfo with your half facts.

totally negates the entire co2 to grow and produce oxygen as a by product the tree has been doing for the last 10 years :p

Also "I want to turn a Prison into A Tea Plantation" I will quote you on that

Indeed, it paves the way for expansion via updates or DLC. Truely a mastermind was behind this.

Well besides the fact that trees can’t grow in a day that is

The bigger problem is the rate of tree growth.

@@ПётрБ-с2ц I think that is because of how many sprinklers he bought.

@@vcool122 that makes no sense...

Fightclub haiku

Truly, they are trapped, in the prison, of capitalism...

...and the warden just got fired. 5:33

@@Ayelis Until he gets thrown back in at 12:29. Just couldn't stay off the streets.

Vít Veltrubský A bro team crossover?

Im pretty sure there was a better alternative start mod (with more options, custom quests) but i cant remember what its called

uh

@Chunklet Skyrim Unbound?

You can't grow trees without money?!

They were sentenced before they were born

I believe you mean on deaths grow

@@typhlosiontyrant2562 Of course. I can't believe I was that pine-less, I must spruce myself up so that on future acacia-ons I am not so afraid of the spruce.

@@pixelgms2559 out, now

Wait that sounds amazing. Fire up the Gulags lads!

@@GothaBillsAndDeath Conquer them in Crusader Kings, get free -slave- prison labour

The Gulag has declared a holy war for Alcatraz

Assasinating gang leaders, taking concubines, building an army... Trade. What could go wrong?

inb4 unplayable late game lag

He’s just worried about the tax fraud. He did make a lovely prison into an indus-tree-al center.

Nah he's fine.

@@natp8888 You sir deserve a oscar for that pun.

He would've been okay if the tree plantation was a tea plantation. Earl motherfucking grey as far as the eye can see hallelujah!

He should have turned on wild growth and did nothing for 3 days ingame. Bam. Tree infestation. No need for expensive seeds right away.

Kasier Mapping It is a tree prison

It is just iron hotel

All the inmates here have committed treeson

Was expecting "Girthy long boi." Was disappointed.

@@floppydisksareop hemmph! Lol

this is a prison architect video

@@brownspottedcat 11:12 - 11:45

@@shuffonix ah, i'm dumbass

where can I download the drivers for these tree printers

I also watch lets game it out and this channel got recommended to me recently have been binging ever since

@@TheJackDam it's just so good. I also love Robbaz! He's hilarious, but definitely not for kid's ears 😂

@@HannahMattox Will give it a try. I love lets game it out's series on Hydroneer it is very entertaining to see him exploit the game

@@TheJackDam oh man, yeah. It's one of my favorites 😂😂 Robbaz does some VR stuff along with some of the classics. I recommend his Fallout series, starting with the Base Building. Absolutely fantastic stuff 😂

@@HannahMattox Well great talking to you you can also graystillplays I liked his old videos

*misirlou playing in the distance*

truly the pinnacle of skyrim modding

It really is a beautiful thing

Kenny loggins mod is better Dragons=fighter jets Combat music=danger zone

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

maybe not wiggin

wow so how many treess is that?

@@lexconant609 like at least 4

because China will declare war against you

bcs its ilegal

Kim Thing damn you beat me to it!

@@sketchyirishman8975 yes

Don't forget the pastel horses lol

sounds memey

What is money made of

money doesnt grow on trees, it IS the trees

@@adamdobry5517 did you really think money was made of wood

@@afaxmachine5045 it is

@@adamdobry5517 Money is made from plastic, or linen and wood pulp

Im allergic to water so I cant have tea or cofee.

well Dave, give it a try. Theres a lot of types of T.E.A. out there, I enjoy a nice minty one.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I dont drink either i only devour Mountain Dew like a goblin

Sanic the gragon born

Which, if you think about it, makes absolutely perfect sense. What we have discovered here is that a business is more profitable than incarcerating criminals. And, yeah, that is what you would expect.

In reality, US prisons are businesses, and they are very profitable. They are run like hotels, by the private sector. Except, to keep the rooms full, they buy lobbyists instead of advertising. All the money wasted on prisons, it's one of the more unfortunate products of capitalism. @@celebrim1

Capitalism requires a product, and if it does not have one, it is only rent-seeking behavior leveraging the political power of authorities and public funds which a free market would limit or eschew. I wonder, do you think that prisons only exist in free countries?

Prisons do have a product. The constitution is clear that prisoners can be used as slaves, ergo a prison can leverage its prisoners as dirt cheap laborers.

@Nebuli2: Sure, they can. But, the product would be then what the prisoners produce, not the prison itself. And, the situation you describe where prisoners are kept to perform "hard labor" is now a rare one and is not associated with private prisons or the modern prison system generally. It is in fact more associated with the old state prison systems were wardens were given virtually unlimited authority over the prisoners charged to them. The charge that can be legitimately made against the modern prison system is not that they have lots of prisoners on chain gangs and the like, but rather that they have too many prisoners serving long sentences for non-violent drug possession crimes. And that, again, is not something the libertarian free market would encourage, and which, the current wave of drug legalization is likely to resolve. Now, if you don't support drug decriminalization, then you can blame that on "capitalism" since the drug is a product. But prisons themselves are part of the government centric command economy, since they thrive on regulation and receive their funds through taxation.

Same here lol

Why does this situation seem to be a recurring trend

@@darinpringle5611 It wouldn't surprise me if everyone decided to rip off that one guy who did this video first.

exactly what i'm doing..

@@WillACarpenter Yall should check the game out. It's pretty good.

r/madlads

YAY!!

Can you logout tho?

Logging = woodcuttery

So is this what max woodcutting level looks like? :o

Hyperblast yes, though you won't have a cape to show for it :/ - but hey, Money!

Because trees themself are money Trees don't grow on trees

@@NoNameAtAll2 Trees do grow on trees, it's called reproduction

Give the prisoners pay and several acres to grow and cut trees = Profit. Make them pay rent if they want to live in an apartment in the middle.

This is what I have been thinking watching this. Reminds me of back when the Masterwork mod pack had ways of growing trees, so I'd just start growing massive fields of Steel Oaks, smelt into steel bars, craft steel goods, decorate porcelain goods with steel, decorate with Steel Oak wood, everything to generate sellable goods from these fantastic trees. The Elves never knew those porcelain crafts were covered in steel melted from trees (though they did harass me for my tree slaughter on the map prior to finding out about Steel Oak farming).

@@GalynddraBlacktree Well, Masterwork was updated earlier this year. The original creator is back.

This is similar to Gnomoria as well. It is an economy based game with mining, trading, defending against creatures and goblin hordes. It is quite fun!

@@flamingtp4947 A masterwork for DF. I don't have the hearth to play it again right now, but eventually I'd like to get back to it.

Shotbow?

@@themasteronhigh1665 Yeet

@@themasteronhigh1665 it was a teleporting accident

Harvest Moon: Be a miner and never run out of money.

try doing that in rimworld and the traders will try and murder you

it doesn't.... trees are money by themselves.

Fruit has a cash value, that statement was always incorrect.

Well, Americans had to learn it from somewhere

I dare say nothing could go wrong with giving a Spiffing Brit modded debug tools.