Probability Comparison: Home Alone (Female Version) 

Sorry about the errors in some descriptions. but let's not focus on that, why don't do share with us something weird you've done when you were alone in the house? comment down below.

"Female Verison" Me, A Male: *I have violated the law*

“Making toys talk to each other” **flashback of me playing toys**

Mom gets home: Sweety, how are you doing? Girl: *Dying worm noises*

I think everyone talks to himself at least once, even guys.

*Watching corn* “Google really specific or random facts about celebrities, “Kim kardashian shoe size””

Family: *leaves* All the girls ever: Hey me, its I. Wanna talk?

i talk to myself as if im streaming or something, it kinda helps me understand things because i try to explain the situations to my “viewers” lmao

I love how people say talking to yourself makes you crazy but does the exact opposite if it is casual talk. It keeps you sane. I always talk to my self just kinda documenting what I'm doing. It is literally my verbal journal

I sometimes argue with fictional characters when I am alone lol.

"Eating with fingers" My mind: Eating potato chips with fork 👌

1:53 this is so true because there are these group of girls at my school who complain at one male kid for being “dirty minded” when it’s actually them as they’re complaining about it and they started laughing (no other group was even the boys) when we had a french volcabulary and one of the words was “la poussin” (means chick) and it disrupted the class that the french teacher left

''Imaginary boyfriend'' Lesbians: *ight imma head out*

I'm gonna pretend to be a dying worm and make loud whale noises. Then, cry violently afterwards. 😂😭😭

"Looking in the fridge" *Maybe im a girl*

"winning lost arguments" Maybe I am a girl

when im home alone i do all the same stuff i normally do in my bedroom, but when im alone i do it in the living room.

Me who is talking to myself, singing and acting, imaginary boyfriend thing: 👁️👄👁️

I mostly talk to myself and dance around whenever I'm alone. Back in the past I would get criticized if I were caught talking to myself and I thought I was a freak. Nowadays not anymore and I'm glad I'm not the only one who talks to themselves.

Taking naked photos "Psychopathy can creep in all to easily in the world of journalism"

"Talking in random accents" *ah shit here we go again**

"Talking to yourself stops you from going crazy" Some random 40 year olds: *"HEY THAT'S CRAZY!!!"*

2:48 Freaking out Give the inside of your ear a good scratch with your index finger, wipe away the earrwax on the couch or something.

"most people talk to themselves quietly, without speaking out loud" so im still a weirdo. epic

Breaking your own heart: "some teache- Me: Wait a minute

You forgot “I’m home alone” while they invite someone

I just stay in my room, laying in bed, questioning life when i’m alone, or i don’t realize/forget i’m alone

I always behave as if my parents were there cause I'm scared there might be some hidden cameras in my home lol

What I do when I'm alone is do the t-pose in front of my cat with a candle :)

Girl: takes naked pictures Me: calls police Girl: *oh no*

1 out of 1: talking to yourself Every girl in the universe: so were gonna make sandwitches and we have no bread nevermind no sandwidches

Imaginary boyfriend: *Exists* Lesbians: _UH CHILE ANYWAYS SO WHERE'S IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND?_

Me when Im alone: welcome to heaven But me. When being alone forever: wait I didn't mean that

"Making ulgy faces" something is wrong i can feel it

"making ugly face" Italian actors: first time?

0:56 "Playing with belly". OKAY, I ADMIT IT! I do it, too! It's satisfying!!!!

I'm sure no woman cleans their ear when they're freaking out

Comparision: Most expensive Christmas gifts. Cheap to Expensive.

Yes, I, too, give the inside of my ear a good itch when I tend to be freaking out.

"Eating with finger when you're home alone" Indonesian: nope you're wrong.

My mum left me home alone yesterday and I just blasted AC/DC from the Alexa.

"1 in 1 girls talk to theirselves" Mute girl:

ive actually talked in random accents, and watched the neighbors in their house…

I always TALK to myself when I'm young I talk to MYSELF everywhere like home school watching VIDEOS and much more :/ I'm obsessed talking with my self

Who else thought this was about movie Home Alone.

“Dancing around to their favorite song is one of the strange things girls do” *me,a female who hates dancing:* 👁👄👁

I either try to do random vocal workouts I can find on RU-vid so I can improve without anyone having to hear my voice cracks or I'm talking to random items inside the house like: "Hey printer, do you have any plans today?" The fun part is, it actually answers since it's broken I do this when I'm alone only so no one thinks I've lost it lol

"looking in fridhe constantly" me with company or without company: *always looks in fridge for snack but ends up with nothing*

Me, having a Phobia of being alone: **Terrified and Crying noises**

When I'm alone, I also draw animes and watch videos on youtube and playing Games

Talking to my self, for example telling what i'm writing before i write it, gave me more concentration and make me do things better

This is giving me lots of ideas

Pretend to be a dying worm Talking in random accents "That just described me"

You deserve more subs man i like your videos too much keep it up

Its like when your in an argument, nothing like a good comeback comes to mind and then when its over you finally get the good comeback. Can anyone relate?

2:35 *me who does this in public:* 😳

0:18 "Talking in random accents" lmao that's me.

Breaking your own heart: successful teachers are passionate about education lear- Me: 👁️👄👁️ w a t Edit: *G o g y*

Some of these just made me feel like I've seen enough internet for today... and I haven't even been awake for long...

Why is this so accurate especially the talking to your self one

"Talking to yourself* I do It even when my parents are home lol

Well sh*t. I just finished reading 206 comments.(207 with mine) And guess what. This doesn’t have what I do home alone. I don’t even talk to myself.

Me: *already knows that there's nothing in the fridge* Also me: *checks anyway*

Sometimes i cry when im alone. I hate showing emotion around people tbh.

Talking in random accents to nobody: 1 in 33k Probability Me: so, i think i have changed the probability

0:13 ah so THATS how my gf knew everything about me

I speak in random accents, didn't know I do it until a friend was like "it amazes me how you keep doing that "

I'm a guy, and still talk to myself all the time when I'm alone (without my phone)...sometimes I even act like I'm a character from video games I play .

1:46 Making ulgy faces. I think there is Misspelling XD

SO TRUE! One day i pretended I left home, and my girl thought I was out so she began doing her things! LMAO! I couldn't hold myself 😂😂😂

2:05 I don't understand what girls are watching

Looking in the fridge huh? *I open the fridge every 5 seconds waiting for a perfect snack to come to me*

2:54 had no idea when u freak out u clean your ear

so uh the text for freaking out is the same as cleaning ear with your finger, a mistake....

The first thing that I do when i am home alone is to check that am i actually home alone.

I daydream about being a Mary Sue while listening to music and walking in a circle and think of scenarios where I can insult a character I don't like

You growing fast

I just make the most of the day, doing everything that I can't do with my family around.

“Talking to yourself 1/1” Mute people: guess I don’t exist anymore

*Taking naked photos* Description: Psychopathy can creep in all too easily in the world of journalism

2:14 I'll pretend I didn't see that

I talk to myself when home alone for some reason ._.

I do a lot of these things alone but you missed some:fake reviewing games,videos and movies,scrolling through our phone and/or tablet and maybe ordering things online

2:53. Ah yes, I’m sure females love scratching the inside of their ear when they freak out while home alone. Excellent anti-anxiety treatment.

I usually practicing violin as loud as i can when no one is home (I don't practice at all when there's anyone at home because my family used to make fun of me) Then the next day my neighbor saying hello and said 'sometimes you practicing violin right? It sounds good' It's a compliment but I'm so embarrassed I never play my violin again T_T

I have done “ crying -violently- breaking your own heart, pretending to be a dead worm xD”

Okey, new challenge? Do everything of this list with me xD

Wait so EVERYONE talks to themselves? Wow. And all this time I thought I was a tad mentally disturbed for talking to myself.

3:00 "Talking to Yourself" Actually, I make this all the time ;-;

The one that says pretending to be pregnant gives me insane school flashbacks

Oh I run around the house screaming "I AM ALIVEE"

Ok but the 1 in 60 probability is quite concerning

A girl with blue hair, and a red shirt dancing? Is that a stardew valley reference?

"making toys talk to each other 1 in 2M" 6 y/o kids: ._.

Nobody : me : **watching anime when alone at home**

Me, who belts musicals and sobs: Seems about right.

Even though I’m a boy I cry intensely too-

why will you break your heart? thats sad :((

I look constant inside the fridge even when im not alone

My parents gazed in horror as I ate their 12" Bacon stuffed crust four-cheese pizza (now only $4.99 !) with chopsticks. I was forced to restrain them to their chairs to stop them ; For what, you might ask ? To stop them from stopping me eating the 12" Bacon stuffed crust four-cheese pizza (now only $4.99 !), of course. Regardless of shape, or slice, I ate the whole thing, even with my brother's attempted tackle to put an end to this madness he is the witness of. He failed after I would tell him, staring right into the very core of his own soul, as I had 12" Bacon stuffed crust four-cheese pizza (now only $4.99 !) crumbs around my mouth : "Your presence is a lie, you do not exist.", to this day, he is the subject of endless night terrors, this traumatic event has never left him since. Unparalleled to anything I have ever envisioned before was the horror in my parents' eyes as the last slice of their 12" Bacon stuffed crust four-cheese pizza (now only $4.99 !) disappeared into my gullet, vain was their calling to my name, as they desperately tried to reach what remained of me. With rolled eyes, I turned to them, revealing that what was once me, has vanished, gone, not even atoms were left, just like the 12" Bacon stuffed crust four-cheese pizza (now only $4.99 !) that was in front of me, moments ago. Licking the remnants of my victim off of my lips, not a single crumb made it out unscathed, my face betrayed no emotions, just like my humanity and these crumbs, I had none anymore. Walking back in my room, locking the door, I whipped my phone out and ordered another 12" Bacon stuffed crust four-cheese pizza (now only $4.99 !) to enjoy with my chopsticks.