Probability Comparison: Rarest Superpower Mutations 

Well maybe dont sit in your moms basement all day and stop playing overwatch (weeb game) and go outside zoomer

@@mike.mentzer_enjoyer ok boomer

@@mike.mentzer_enjoyer boomer, get lost

@@mike.mentzer_enjoyer (weeb game), btw

Haha, now wait for another decade to prove your resistance.

Ryo N Kind of?

I have caught a poison and a freeze resistant, but I have not caught em all.

I actually do have cold resistance. I was born with a very infrequent nerve system. I am also not quite able to feel pain unless its a cut bellow my skin. The fact that i can’t get much response from my skin to my receptors it acts like an immunity for me. So yeah it may sound absurd but we do live in a soci...( aight sorry i had to )

Hmm interesting

I dual handed yay

Real comment 👍

That would be a double blessing, as increasing amounts of sugar intake will cause you to have massive amounts of hyper-energy.

thats sorta how fast metabolism works

Thats called diabetes my friend

oh shit

My dad and my nerf dart have a lot in common

@@jessearviso2188 bruh

RiotRebirth that is called X-ray hax

That's a mom's power. She won't give you the dart back tho.

It’s like the 3rd time in a row now

It's so lame and predictable lol

You are the only one amongst 7 billion Everyone is the only one amongst 7 billion

Yeah team rocket blasts again..

Yeah it’s pretty lame and boring 😒

What's osterporosis

IQ 178 above What is its side effect

@@conciousness_7 I don’t think that’s genetics so maybe getting bullied at a school

@@whyops9862 medical condition where ur bones become weak and fragile

@@conciousness_7 highly intelligent people tend to have a grim perspective of life and being misunderstood

I have Electric Resistance.

Isnt alcohol immunity basically just hyper metabolism

@@easysty2896 eat a live aluminum smelter cable

@@nickmorzinski5558 I don't eat aluminum. I can get shot by electric cable. Once I get shot by electrician 855w. In my life I get shot by electrician 9 times.

*IIIIS BORIS*

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-4_Llb27ANyA.html i got it on video superpower mutations

Hold my adidas

@@kabusthepotato9572 yes

Hold my Rasputin fan fiction

all teenagers have that lol

Delete Youkai hello fellow 2hu

@@iflippedyourtable3886 SEIJA!!!

@@iflippedyourtable3886 hello Seija :3

Nubplayz You kidding me those people are functioning on half brainpower

Yes

I Don't Mine Terraria players Are you challenging me?

I understanded the joke but Steve needs to drink a potion to gain those powers.

Well atleast steve has super strength.

@@RodriHermo no, you don't? R/whooosh

Or if you're married

@@nintendocore1037 even if you are married you can control your life

@@sillysamn because they can. You don't control their actions.

@@sillysamn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ He's funny I guess I'm on season 2 btw so please don't spoil lol

@@sillysamn because he wants to

I certainly am not pain immune, but for some reason it doesn't hurt when I step on legos???

G

@BFBTimeBoi hi wanna become friends

@@ahmetmagara8236 no kid. jk

@@iamwill1088 wut

xd

IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

What if you eat a girls pussy and instantly gain the vaginal knowledge

@@Urien. wtf

"Are you challenging me?"

wow

NASA can save a lot of money with You. 😃

I am the complete opposite, I can barely read something 50 centimeters in front of me with a normal sized font.

@@dtikvxcdgjbv7975 the trucking industry uses me instead. 🤣

@@Shin-mu7yc 🤣 is being nearly blind a superpower. 🤣

Fuckin nice neurons man, I don’t know how you found that pattern but you’ve convinced me my right answer is a farce. It’s kinda dumb that they force you to use process of elimination on a pattern finding question cause p.o.e can get you a right answer with 0 understanding Then again, it’s also Mensa. The daycare of the intelligentsia

Thank you. My son has 172 IQ.

I kind of just feel like the question is a trick, there doesn’t seem to be an observable pattern at all, it all just seems random. But then maybe I’m just stupid 🤷‍♂️

I decided that E fits the most and I'm proud that I managed to resolve this in the official way. But that way how I've got into that point was vague to me but I've had some idea of counting every type of triangle (ups and downs, blacks and whites and all combinations) adding and substracting them and found out that white up triangle should be added as well as down black. There was some rule of black up dissapearing and white ups coming up but it was neither clear nor elegant to me. It was frustrating and I felt confused but I did it!! Am I smart can I play with other Mensa kids now?!?!?!

I also think that talking about rules and patterns of a riddle is more interesting than finding the one that some high brow IQ dude decided to be the best.

Not feeling pain is a bad decease because you can't feel when your you break a bone or having a heart problem.

Dreamtale Kat also you can’t feel when you have to shit

@@arpodyssey7913 no way really? hdyk :o

Actually you can’t feel internal bleeding anyway. Yes I know this was a joke but it makes no sense.

@@arpodyssey7913 now that a serious problem

Actually alcohol immunity would suck. Imagine sitting at a party, spending £200 on alcohol just to get tipsy while all your friends are already mortal and having fun. You sit there thinking "they look like idiots" because you aren't drunk enough to join them. You would get jealous of people who can get tipsy off one glass of wine.

@@Joryu. I think you would still feel the same way, you just wouldnt die from a dose that would kill others

Bruh why I gotta be pain immunity I cant fell when I bleed sonic will get a fluke and die :( anyone know a cure

No auto brewery syndrome is better

@@fenfan4777 Unfortunately that's not how it works. Instead of being immune, it's like a huge resistance. (I haven't looked anything up, if you want to feel free to tell me the truth and I will leave my comments so all may know how stupid I am. XD) This means to drink as much as would kill a normal person, it wouldn't kill you but make you tipsy. It's to do with how fast your liver filters things I believe.

Yes. This is possible, unlike for human genetic mutations, where one cant have cyclopia and green eyes at the same time, or when someone cant be left handed or dual handed at the same time.

then he'll be dead by foreign time travelers

Chance of having all powers: 1 in 3.03699 times 10 to the 180th power! This calculation does not include the weaker versions of superpowers like above 129 iq, photographic memory, or short sleep.

R/meirl

They actually do that on every video lol

😂

Fuck you!!

Luger 9 you too, just cause I have none of these doesn’t mean you get the right to say that about me or anyone.

So true tho

Some would be kinda sick ngl

😭 Why is the neighbor's kid always crazy as hell??

Shut this meme down

The neighbors kid: YOU

Me too

of course

I wish I had it, that'd be awesome lol

Me too

I often sleep for only 4-7 hours and it feels great

Well... not the well rest part...

Ur icon blurs upon movement

Speak for yourself. I feel like a Zombie without at least 7 hours of sleep. Especially on a school day!

Welp guess im special in something atlest

I think I might have 2,3,4,5,6hours of sleep every day and I feel real powered up and I don’t ever sleep in the days

a pretty bad one, but still a gag

Maybe this is just me but the 7 billion kinda annoys me. We're at 7.76 billion now, just round to 8 billion. ( i know it doesn't really matter )

UmpteenthReason I actually cried when I saw 144 IQ and above. I HAVE 143 IQ

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@@horus3416 I have -234 IQ, try to beat that.

Right. I mean there still is a chance. Lol

Pretty much we dont.

Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

The only superpower you have a chance of getting us poison immunity but you have to get manuly sadly but let's be real who is going to poison you

What are you doing here sprite

Yeah I hate that

God almost all vids he or she does at the end the say you which nice but old and now annoying

They're trying to make people feel better about themselves, don't have to hate on them when they just wanna make someone's day.

@@DJ-rf9yq me too

It was a joke didn’t mean to be mean

This is true af

r/memes

Our pre school teachers dont call us special unless we have a condition >:(

I am human calculator

Babita Deka oh cool my birthday is on June 8 can you tell me how many days left until my birthday

All Polish people too. We don't even know what "freeze" means! xD

CO POWIEDZIAŁEŚ? (Im Polish). I WILL FREEEEEZE YOU.

Oh ok

Milosaking. Polacy łączmy się

Spoko :-) Fajnie wiedzieć, że jakiś polak jeszcze jest na zagranicznych kanałach. Polski YT to trochę noo...

Two. Take it or leave it.

Boots Jew shut up

Excuse me, what is sleep?

@Boots Jew still wonders why both dad and mum left...

lets stay with 2

Sleep is a naturally recurring state of mind and body, characterized by altered consciousness, relatively inhibited sensory activity, reduced muscle activity and inhibition of nearly all voluntary muscles during rapid eye movement (REM) sleep,[1] and reduced interactions with surroundings.[2] It is distinguished from wakefulness by a decreased ability to react to stimuli, but more reactive than a coma or disorders of consciousness, with sleep displaying very different and active brain patterns. Sleep occurs in repeating periods, in which the body alternates between two distinct modes: REM sleep and non-REM sleep. Although REM stands for "rapid eye movement", this mode of sleep has many other aspects, including virtual paralysis of the body. A well-known feature of sleep is the dream, an experience typically recounted in narrative form, which resembles waking life while in progress, but which usually can later be distinguished as fantasy. During sleep, most of the body's systems are in an anabolic state, helping to restore the immune, nervous, skeletal, and muscular systems; these are vital processes that maintain mood, memory, and cognitive function, and play a large role in the function of the endocrine and immune systems.[3] The internal circadian clock promotes sleep daily at night. The diverse purposes and mechanisms of sleep are the subject of substantial ongoing research.[4] Sleep is a highly conserved behavior across animal evolution.[5] Humans may suffer from various sleep disorders, including dyssomnias such as insomnia, hypersomnia, narcolepsy, and sleep apnea; parasomnias such as sleepwalking and Rapid eye movement sleep behavior disorder; bruxism; and circadian rhythm sleep disorders. The advent of artificial light has substantially altered sleep timing in industrialized countries.[6]

@@mariafe7050 wow you just directly copied it from Wikipedia huh

@Softie Her explaining what sleep is also part of the joke

@Softie well you didn t get his joke

I slept 4 hours for about 2 times, but I dont think it makes me one of those people

Judge: if so then ok Shoot him!!

Judge: Then sentence him to be poisoned to death with injection Guy is also poison immune: laughs even more

@@bamfingerguns2754 judge: then shoot him The guy is aslo immune to pain: laugh even more and more

@@QuangBui-tx9on dude they still die

@@asifishan1221 just have every immunity possible with unbreakable bones

My Uncle: Are you sure about that? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My mental illnesses: do you wanna bet?

@Boots Jew white people that want to hurt you and your whole existence: u sure fam?

Thats also why it's only 7,700,000,000 instead of 7,700,000,000

school: yea...... right....

💀💀 bruh

I can sleep for just 1-3 hours

Schools: allow us to introduce ourselves

I have the first abilities (Short Sleeper (1/20))

Fuck Gamers

Woah Bros omg couldn’t breathe for a second 🤣

YOU is yourself. YOU are who you are.

AJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJJAAJAJJAJAJAJ

Matilda Ngallo Ah wow truly quite marvelous, I wonder. It’s a joke.

@@song49877 r/whooosh

@Gamer Ruffout Steve mama.

Saturn7896 oh ok

Gamer Ruffout ah, yes, a specimen that has never scraped the atmosphere of *M I N E C R A F T*

@Gamer Ruffout Bruh MINECRAFT

@Gamer Ruffout Stevie Wonder

PHAHAHAHAHAHAG

Are wE lIvE iN

Imagine having all of them.

Alcholo

@@guntugakgun1924 i have all but 4 of them. 2 others I'm not sure of, 1 other I'm fairly certain I have, but have yet to confirm 100% certainty. but other than those 7, i have confirmed i have all of the rest of them. the resistances i have all of, including pain resistance and dense bones. the fire resistance is the one I'm fairly certain of, but have not entirely confirmed 100% certainty.

Nah thats because of reality update 2.20 where you cant select these anymore or do 2.19 memes

Wait...I got the 2.18.4 update....

Same

they leaked it so you can do it in the 70s

People with these character mods hacked the character creator to add custom effects.

Also college students bruh

Also there is no one with super speed

@@alop56 We don't know that. Maybe they're not yet discovered. 🤷🏻

@@alop56 What about Usain Bolt he ran the 100m in 9 second and the caption said "anyone who can run/break the 100m under 10s".

But I dont even sleep

Ooh deltarune

More motivation then the videos they show at school

Yup me rare sleeping all days eating playing at least i am fit

I agree. Very positive and wholesome.

"There's three, actually."

Short sleepers: _laugh in superhumans_

@HD PLAST r/woooosh

This is legit about how much sleep I get on a school night, not even kidding.

@HD PLAST its a subreddit on an app called Reddit. People use it for telling stories and showing pictures of people who didn't get a joke.

"Well i fooking do" Tom shelby

😂😂

ye, same :( **le cry**

I can control my self my parents just puppeteer my actions

My mom too

Wtf is your profile picture lmao

it do be like that

Pikachu has a di-

Your profile picture makes me wanna bleach my eyes

Poor u :(

Deku Midoriya me

Sounds like JOKER

yay a my hero academia fan

Me

Ew a MHA fan

I am one naturraly 5 am where are the birds

Imma be honest that's me

@@chickeninabox same I sleep at 10pm and woke up at 5

Hello Pickle Rick

isn't that 7?

Dark. I like it.

@yvxc_. yesss me to hahaha

Funny but it wouldbe been better if you said Teacher: calculators are not allowed in this test Human calculator: exists Teacher: *so you have chosen death* Edit: the most likes i ever had, thx for 10

Pretty good but this would be better ( not taking credit) Human calculators: FREE!

just walk out the door

I feel pain but i laugth every time

Legos being painful is hella overrated. Y’all are just some pussies

@@kujojotaro4579 me too xD

That guy: laughs while being tortured

It means bufning your hand without feeling anything even if it melt

Danayyy Toph from Avatar lol

I think FNaF 4 players have that power

I memorized my family walk pattern and the way they cough :D

@@peterklein1347 and every Kung Fu Masters in Movies

I memorized my family step pattern

Battlefront 2 fan?

FHSxToZ-YT shut up nerd

No it means it means you can say answers faster than calculators

@@KicksPregnantWomen why don't you

Power to check my playlist: 1 in 3B Power to click on the link ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-kx5TWKPE5sU.html 1 in 7B Prove yourself now.

allow us to introduce ourselves

You better not be talking about the vodka, I drink.

Andre the giant would drink the entire Russian population under the table if he was still around

latin america exists too

In soviet russia vodka drinks you

DAMN

200 IQ joke

With Gene editing.... Soon

L0nelyqvrl We found the 1 in 10,000,000 prodigy

Lol 😂😂👍

Т_Т

That's just the government in general

@Boots Jew we should just remove your unfunny ass from youtube

Leonard M I mean, you kind of don't want to die though. Plus that hasn't been since Vietnam since people have been drafted.

Parents: You're Special, you're not like any other children. Also Parents: _You need to go to school to be normal like other children._

I'm better now and I really appreciate your kind words, thank you. That's very sweet of you. 💖

@@Trixbug69FR

I hope you're doing well, don't feel useless cause you're morale support to your family and friends

Copied

@@bonedxddy no u

@@rotatingdiscohorsehead3143 no u no u

Me super nuts protection 1 to 10000000000000000000 chance ur balls don't feel pain that much

it’s ok they don’t have internet in north korea

Exactly

Oi lil kid try sticking a fork in the outlet if you really have "eLeCtrIc rEsIStAnCe"

@@blackdemon1077 Damn XD

@@1P0WER1 Oop

Impossible... Everyone dies in electrical.

Say sike right now.

They called him a madman...

there's a very rare possibility that ur clone watches this RU-vid channel

Salt

My clone: laughing with scientific sounds

You seem to forget about the irish

@@eggistopia9013 Germans, French, or probably Europeans in general.

@@life_is_a_myth Nah, it is more of a cultural thing. Germans drink beer, French drink vine, Irish drink whiskey, Russians drink vodka. And it is not only Russians, but Polish, Ukrainian etc.

@@penev.p still Europeans do consume a lot of alcohol.

Coronavirus: I am going to end this people's whole cerrer

True lmao

I need to have that girlfriend first tho

Okay I know you’re joking. Those people don’t exist.

600 IQ

It`s probably a joke, but i don`t even think so many people have yet existed. I think the number of humans that ever existed is closer to 7 Quintillion(10/30). So in that way that person still doesn`t exist.

how ?

It's not that rare :')

Ahahaha

The class 😐😑😐

"No calculator"

Human calctuor is still allowed. Teacher said no ( real calc)

Meaning the eletronics calctutour is not allowed