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The X-Men learn the disturbing truth behind Professor X. Or, more specifically, his chair. Also Gambit says French things.
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@Vilgax00
@Vilgax00 6 дней назад
Suddenly the Anti-Mutant movement started to make too much sense.
@larrybarker1674
@larrybarker1674 6 дней назад
#Bastionwasright
@aokhoinguyenang3992
@aokhoinguyenang3992 6 дней назад
I mean Xavier knew that eventually some super genius would find a way to lock him up. So over the years, he secretly brainwash every super genius to always create a backdoor for him to use his power despite being imprisoned. He of course use this secret freedom to mind control anti-mutants into unalive themselves. You see his power were "neutralized" so it's the perfect alibi
@user-de9cv4ml1e
@user-de9cv4ml1e 6 дней назад
I agree
@dranixrush3306
@dranixrush3306 6 дней назад
And this is pretty accurate to the lore.
@Vilgax00
@Vilgax00 6 дней назад
@@dranixrush3306 Ultimate(1610) Universe was something else.
@nicolovoci7265
@nicolovoci7265 6 дней назад
In case you wonder yes, Charles has a pistol in the comics but to shoot himself, in case someone tries to control or possess him
@VOXivero
@VOXivero 6 дней назад
Professor X keeps a pistol to self-delete? 😱 Who san control Professor X anyways?
@jfjvmdvbdcndkj
@jfjvmdvbdcndkj 6 дней назад
@@VOXivero There are telepaths more powerful than him, hell Jean is more powerful than him. Plus, you can control someone via magic as well and possessions
@VOXivero
@VOXivero 6 дней назад
@@jfjvmdvbdcndkj So Jean is the superior telepath, which means no one can control her, which means she doesn't need a self-deletion pistol?
@xXLiLJokerXx
@xXLiLJokerXx 6 дней назад
​@@VOXivero it wouldn't work, she's died a bunch of times before, it never sticks.
@jfjvmdvbdcndkj
@jfjvmdvbdcndkj 6 дней назад
@@VOXivero there's always someone more powerful, but it also depends on who's writing. Like Stan Lee said, the winner of a fight is whoever the writer wants to win
@matterking1
@matterking1 6 дней назад
So he DID get a gun. Scott wasn't hallucinating
@malcire
@malcire 5 дней назад
In the comics, he has one. He threatens to blow his brains out to Cassandra Nova.
@animedude8712
@animedude8712 6 дней назад
Professor X buys a sandwich.
@Lemuel928
@Lemuel928 6 дней назад
It’s a Waffle House special.😎
@thebombspayloadisexposed
@thebombspayloadisexposed 6 дней назад
And gets poisoned because Logan cut the veggies with his claws
@uz363
@uz363 6 дней назад
Make that real
@jiyuhong5853
@jiyuhong5853 3 дня назад
@@thebombspayloadisexposed justice for piegon guy
@Doctorrr_
@Doctorrr_ 6 дней назад
"What's with the chair?" "Well Scott, I'm actually crippled! 😀"
@killerqueenbitthedust
@killerqueenbitthedust 6 дней назад
“I know that! But why is it so big?”
@TorquemadaTwist
@TorquemadaTwist 5 дней назад
"Well, some of us vs blessings beyond our mutant... Oh, you meant the chair!"
@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl
@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl 5 дней назад
@@killerqueenbitthedust"It does seem inconvenient"
@ggkk8909
@ggkk8909 5 дней назад
​​@@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl "Nonsense! Have you seen how wide the arms are?? Very comfy." 😁
@killerqueenbitthedust
@killerqueenbitthedust 4 дня назад
@@ggkk8909 “i prefer ze arms o’va luved one🇫🇷”
@googleisacruelmistress1910
@googleisacruelmistress1910 6 дней назад
You know, Wolverine has psionic resistance, meaning that he's extra hard to brainwash, and he has a nasty habit of recovering memories that have been brainwashed away, this would imply that Wolverine knows what's going on but just goes along with it because he likes Jean manhandling his mind whenever this does come up... I'm probably overthinking this, but it makes this skit more funny for me, so that's my headcanon
@Dark_Slayer3000
@Dark_Slayer3000 5 дней назад
No, it's worse!!! aaaah
@_Tzer
@_Tzer 5 дней назад
he has been brainwashed so much his brain just developed a ressiliance to it
@ggkk8909
@ggkk8909 6 дней назад
Hold up, why did Jubilee pop up when Charles mentioned the IRS? 😭
@thegamingknight2096
@thegamingknight2096 6 дней назад
Jubilee canonically invented taxes.
@momontiego8705
@momontiego8705 6 дней назад
What?
@ggkk8909
@ggkk8909 6 дней назад
@@thegamingknight2096 If you don't like that, you don't like X-Men comics, lol.
@AotrsCommander
@AotrsCommander 6 дней назад
​@@thegamingknight2096 ​ Which is an even more amazing feat, given she's dyscalculic. She clearly put in that extra effort, just out of spite. Go Jubes!
@Fuga_12105
@Fuga_12105 6 дней назад
You can never be too careful around those students
@bluemassgamer17
@bluemassgamer17 6 дней назад
0:28 Xavier going around shooting students but he didn't say if they were mutant or human students hehe
@kurtlim7
@kurtlim7 5 дней назад
i'm pretty sure they're mutants... there's not many humans around in the x-mansion
@bluemassgamer17
@bluemassgamer17 5 дней назад
@@kurtlim7 however I feel like this Xavier doesn't care who he is shooting as long as they are a "Student" haha
@kurtlim7
@kurtlim7 5 дней назад
@@bluemassgamer17 in this video/universe... yeah 😅
@zerosorigin8387
@zerosorigin8387 6 дней назад
“We ain’t making this love triangle a square.”
@Mockingjay1764
@Mockingjay1764 6 дней назад
Emma Frost: You called?
@flamelover1746
@flamelover1746 6 дней назад
Add in Emma and Jean's clone and you got a hexagon
@TorquemadaTwist
@TorquemadaTwist 5 дней назад
​@@flamelover1746Warpsmith lovin'.
@KiritoGL
@KiritoGL 19 часов назад
​@@flamelover1746Y X24 (el clon perfecto de Wolverine)
@Doctorrr_
@Doctorrr_ 6 дней назад
I love it how Gambit is always just there in these skits despite no one giving a single shit about what he says, lol. He's so genuine to. VIVA VA LOUISIANA. And I love how Jean is asking for the model of Charles's gun. She's a different kind of crazy in these skits and I love it. I need more of super powered Jean and Charles.
@lone_333
@lone_333 6 дней назад
The fact in some comics it's cannon for Xavier to have a thing for Jean, or was with her. Scott can't mess with the homies, they ain't loyal lol.. nor Jean.
@anupamtiwari5587
@anupamtiwari5587 6 дней назад
Wolvie can't handle a love pentagon 😢
@ralfdsouza-ko7dy
@ralfdsouza-ko7dy 5 дней назад
Scott needed to get away from these fakes
@UnlimitedIvory
@UnlimitedIvory 5 дней назад
Xavier had a thing for her not with her, but you're still right, Scott deserves better.
@lone_333
@lone_333 5 дней назад
@@UnlimitedIvory Fair. I should've given more context.- In Ultimate X-Men it's hinted he was using his powers to manipulate Jean. Sadly, Charles admits to Scott he's in love with Jean; and unapologetically parades their relationship. Leading Scott to become jealous. In that universe Charles was less of a pacifist, and more so ambiguous. He has a history of dating previous students, who in the end would dump him cause of his manipulative ways. However; it's definitely one-sided ..and borderline Jessica Jones and Purple Finger. -If you get my drift. Hopefully, I didn't come off rude, that wasn't my intention I love nerding out. ☺
@UnlimitedIvory
@UnlimitedIvory 5 дней назад
@lone_333 You're good, and I got what you were referring to. Plus, I love nerding out, too.
@JustLikeTheSimulations
@JustLikeTheSimulations 6 дней назад
Honestly, Xzavier’s abilities would be way better for self defense than a gun. Man can just freeze people in place 😂
@Stormraider821
@Stormraider821 6 дней назад
Unless they happen to have a convenient anti-psychic device on them. (Magneto isn't the only one who wears one.)
@massgunner4152
@massgunner4152 6 дней назад
Unless they have buckets or psychic abilities, altough those people are usually resistant to gun.
@scotttheiceprince2424
@scotttheiceprince2424 6 дней назад
​@@massgunner4152 save for Emma frost who can also turn into diamond
@stevenscott2136
@stevenscott2136 5 дней назад
​@@massgunner4152 I know what you meant, but "buckets OR psychic abilities" is much funnier. "Your vaunted telepathy is USELESS against me, Xavier! As you see, I have a bucket over my head! Now you and all your precious mutants will die!" "Professor, help!" "Must... exert... all my... power... (nose starts bleeding)... nothing... happening!" This explains Juggernaut and Magneto. I suppose Mysterio would be protected as well, depending on how Charles' subconscious defines "bucket". 😁
@massgunner4152
@massgunner4152 5 дней назад
@@stevenscott2136 mysterio is a crystal ball, so he would amplify psychic powers
@farzana03hossain
@farzana03hossain 6 дней назад
i love that this video is both a stand alone AND a call back joke
@cosmicdubs8155
@cosmicdubs8155 6 дней назад
1:08 Hank he was your best friend, you met him the day you enrolled.
@Sky2023-uf3ip
@Sky2023-uf3ip 6 дней назад
Hank:Who?
@michaelshanahan4809
@michaelshanahan4809 6 дней назад
Viva La Louisiana is wild 😂
@targetseeker
@targetseeker 6 дней назад
1:40 shut it!
@JamesGreenwood-p4c
@JamesGreenwood-p4c 6 дней назад
Does Gambit remember Angel he seems to be the only one mourning his loss?
@edwardtdm123
@edwardtdm123 5 дней назад
When Wolverine said, We ain't making this love triangle a squre," it made me laugh. 😂
@shachargold6896
@shachargold6896 6 дней назад
Suddenly Angel becoming a champion of Apocalypse makes so much more sense 😅
@kurtlim7
@kurtlim7 5 дней назад
"i'm not going in there" LMAO! jean *really* didn't wanna look inside gambit's mind
@AhmedHussain-ju6xd
@AhmedHussain-ju6xd 6 дней назад
The love triangle has become a square with professor X's revelation
@DrD0000M
@DrD0000M 6 дней назад
Pentagon, Xavier also had a crush on her in the comics. Yeah he's too old, but Wolverine is 100 years MORE too old, so... SOURCE: (Original ) X-men #3, Uncanny X-Men #101.
@empanada2019
@empanada2019 6 дней назад
Gambit is so sweet in his own way
@johntravolta8389
@johntravolta8389 5 дней назад
0:47 lmao the rage on his face.
@seifislam4450
@seifislam4450 6 дней назад
This skits are becoming funnier by the day
@jackambrose2762
@jackambrose2762 5 дней назад
You’d think with such a large rogues gallery the professor would use them for target practice. But nope. His students are the initial victims.
@FlyingShadow11
@FlyingShadow11 5 дней назад
gambit needs his own episode
@shadetee234
@shadetee234 5 дней назад
Madelyn *did* say that it would have been easy for Charles to wipe their memories... It is a terrifying thought
@Dookieman1975
@Dookieman1975 6 дней назад
Ever since schools gave teachers guns so they can fight shooters, charles hasn’t been the same
@MrGranten
@MrGranten 6 дней назад
So the only reason Xavier would even tell them this at all is just because he wanted to mock them.
@Morales3088
@Morales3088 6 дней назад
Logan: now's my chance, I'll take Jean's side and she'll surely love me
@ayushguruswamy6383
@ayushguruswamy6383 5 дней назад
"You're like a son to me, Scott. I trust you with my very life. I want you to know that I keep a gun in the arm of my chair. It's always with me Scott- I sleep with it, I dream about it. You can never be too careful around these students."
@wolffang489
@wolffang489 2 дня назад
I feel like Gambit might half remember from these exchanges and his actual powers.
@AhmedHussain-ju6xd
@AhmedHussain-ju6xd 6 дней назад
It's definetly a wooden gun for Magento
@patrickstewart3446
@patrickstewart3446 6 дней назад
You’re confusing Professor X with Mr Fantastic… and also a Solid JJ cartoon. 😁
@AhmedHussain-ju6xd
@AhmedHussain-ju6xd 6 дней назад
​@@patrickstewart3446I like to think they drink coffee on Thursdays and talk about guns
@Clarksbf
@Clarksbf 5 дней назад
Gambit can't catch a break 😂
@GiacomoSorbi
@GiacomoSorbi 6 дней назад
In my headcanon Jean reprogrammed Logan to simp desperately - just to piss Scott off some more! Anyhow - do we want to address why Jubilee works for the IRS when still underage? Clearly a snitch!
@killerqueenbitthedust
@killerqueenbitthedust 4 дня назад
That’s not canon jubilee! That’s an…evil clone! Yes an evil clone called TAXATION lee
@Wolverinefan616
@Wolverinefan616 5 дней назад
I just got the weirdest sense of deja vu
@kyleisbossyo5735
@kyleisbossyo5735 6 дней назад
Damn goblin queen was right all along
@Sundeath41
@Sundeath41 5 дней назад
Gambit tried to comfort hank, but hank just couldn't let the "speak English" thing go💀
@DrD0000M
@DrD0000M 6 дней назад
Xavier lives in an American school, being strapped 24/7 is only sensible.
@OstrichEgg-fd8xi
@OstrichEgg-fd8xi 3 дня назад
Next video idea: Gambit has had enough
@kennytan8439
@kennytan8439 4 дня назад
gambit voice is so funny and deadpool and wolverine allowed the voice inside the r rated movie
@Harrymation-productions
@Harrymation-productions 6 дней назад
Great call back to the first x men parody👍. Comes full circle
@stephenbachman132
@stephenbachman132 5 дней назад
They all have magic powers but get upset about muggle weapons. Got it.
@Dyynarev
@Dyynarev 5 дней назад
i love how everyone never understands gambit even when he speaks normally
@allnamesaretakenful
@allnamesaretakenful 6 дней назад
This is too close to the real Professor X
@robertrowley4929
@robertrowley4929 4 дня назад
This is why I strictly prefer the X-men evolution version of him. He’s much more warmer & gentler than his other variants.
@Vilgax00
@Vilgax00 2 дня назад
​@@robertrowley4929also David Kaye kills it as Prof X.
@robertrowley4929
@robertrowley4929 2 дня назад
@@Vilgax00 indeed
@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit
@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit 9 часов назад
Free Israel.
@dks14N
@dks14N 2 дня назад
Bro parked his mobility scooter in the hood 😂
@SidneyJoins-t1i
@SidneyJoins-t1i 6 дней назад
That's dark even for me
@HolyknightVader999
@HolyknightVader999 5 дней назад
So that's why Goblin Queen suggested that.
@John-uw2je
@John-uw2je 5 дней назад
All of a sudden clone jean is looking better and better...
@Ballodsofthebold
@Ballodsofthebold День назад
I own a cerebro for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended
@captsomeguy1
@captsomeguy1 5 дней назад
Charles: Born in America. Lives in America. Exists in a world full of superhumans, indestructible armor, godlike beings, etc. Hank: "You have a gun?"
@genghisn7
@genghisn7 6 дней назад
...I'm a little disturbed
@samuelelliott8453
@samuelelliott8453 5 дней назад
We aint making this love triangle a square 😂😂
@PrinceOfThieves666
@PrinceOfThieves666 6 дней назад
Have you ever thought about Teen Titan content? Like the Justice league series, but withy the Titans
@TheUndeadHumor
@TheUndeadHumor 5 дней назад
I might try it sometime and see what people think
@catofchaos
@catofchaos 6 дней назад
Will they ever make a jubilee video but not one that makes fun of her
@pafnutiytheartist
@pafnutiytheartist 5 дней назад
What would be the point
@catofchaos
@catofchaos 5 дней назад
@@pafnutiytheartist how underrated she is or how her power could be the most powerful if you think about it
@Kingead412
@Kingead412 9 часов назад
Justice for my boy Le Gambit
@GaudyMarko
@GaudyMarko 5 дней назад
magneto's helmet should probably be standard issue
@Mike_Ka-Chowski
@Mike_Ka-Chowski 5 дней назад
Now he's Professor X with a sandwich
@gregrowe1168
@gregrowe1168 3 дня назад
I like how nobody can understand what Gambit is saying.
@WILLU511
@WILLU511 5 дней назад
1:40 logan is soooooo relatable
@Kin9smite
@Kin9smite 6 дней назад
I love how the old x man joke from a previous script became its own episode
@minecraftboy2996
@minecraftboy2996 4 дня назад
Gambit can’t be mind controlled
@RaposathepirateFox
@RaposathepirateFox 6 дней назад
Logan's canonically immune to telepath so they wouldn't be able to erase his memory thanks to his healing factor this is still funny.
@clyax113
@clyax113 5 дней назад
The anti mutant movement us just the anti Justice League movement but with an entire demographic of people based on their genes.
@forastero54321
@forastero54321 5 дней назад
Damn. That got dark real fast.
@ShinigamiRyan
@ShinigamiRyan 6 дней назад
A chair that size would have a lot of compartments for...sandwiches
@stooge389
@stooge389 5 дней назад
"Magneto, the IRS, Hank" LMAO
@jlev1028
@jlev1028 6 дней назад
So that's why characters like Magneto suddenly regress to their original personalities. Xavier keeps mind wiping their development away.
@carlrood4457
@carlrood4457 6 дней назад
Especially in the early days, he did wipe memories pretty casually.
@RipleySawzen
@RipleySawzen 5 дней назад
Ahhh, I lost all my sandwiches in a boating accident.
@rcane6842
@rcane6842 5 дней назад
Professor X Sandwich
@Azerbaijani2007
@Azerbaijani2007 6 дней назад
Another great video! Make more videos about the X-Men. They're funny as hell. Salute from Azerbaijan 🇦🇿
@Winter_Symphony
@Winter_Symphony 6 дней назад
Now that I know the Danger Room is a sentient being in the comics, I wonder what it has to say about being shot all the time 😭
@Kenneth-fu3js
@Kenneth-fu3js 3 дня назад
This is comedy gold!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽
@Glacial7
@Glacial7 6 дней назад
Bro I need to see Gambit either snap and flame everyone like a living bonfire, or suddenly switch and speak with a perfect English accent and THEN flame everyone
@joseteesperancamoramassagl6446
Gambit is imune to telepathy
@HeilRay
@HeilRay День назад
Having a sandwich storage whereever you go is really convenient. And you can story many different kinds of sandwiches.
@Chibimano
@Chibimano 3 дня назад
People bring up how Jubilee is used in place of the IRS, but fail to mention how Xavier himself is shown in reference to Hank.
@brendenhawley2225
@brendenhawley2225 6 дней назад
Is it bad that I am wishing for gambit, cyclops and beast to have a win vs professer x one of these days?
@NickelTheWanderer
@NickelTheWanderer 6 дней назад
[MON AMI INTENSIFIES]
@jorkan_22
@jorkan_22 5 дней назад
That's comics accurate Xavier
@leonxd5469
@leonxd5469 6 дней назад
Scott: why your chair is so big and gold? Charles: well because i'm rich, I mean, as mutants we are equal but as a citizen... I am a little bit better than you. Scott: I believe in class equality. Charles: I don't think your non rich parents thought that when they abandoned you. Scott: i can walk Charles: fine, you can blink? I don't know and i don't f***in care Scott: you can jump? Charles: i can jump to the bed with your wife, in fact everybody can
@TheBombayMasterTony
@TheBombayMasterTony 5 дней назад
HE'S GOT A GUN!
@Adam-ix1gv
@Adam-ix1gv 5 дней назад
This is why Scott have some memories about xavir talking about guns
@dareka9425
@dareka9425 6 дней назад
Perfect storyline for a video game.
@KamisamanoOtaku
@KamisamanoOtaku 6 дней назад
@1:42 As someone who is trying to launch the *Jean Grey is a reality warper directly responsible for the weirdness in the X-Men stories* I still find myself agreeing with Logan. Granted, it helps that Xavier and Jean are openly morally selective in UndeadHumor shorts, as opposed to obviously-immoral-BUT-the-authors-refuse-to-acknowledge-it like in the actual comics. ;)
@alionzaf1778
@alionzaf1778 5 дней назад
That’s why when the professor died Scott could only think about his gun that he keeps because the brainwashing wore off. Bros making his own lore😭😭😭
@baileystinnett1167
@baileystinnett1167 5 дней назад
If Avery from American dad became Professor X
@Lemuel928
@Lemuel928 6 дней назад
Wait..HE’S BUNKING DOING IT!?!😨
@Sundeath41
@Sundeath41 5 дней назад
Ok, now im curious what would happen if they met gambit from Deadpool and Wolverine
@blacktoothlongwalker1037
@blacktoothlongwalker1037 5 дней назад
Wolverine, you're Canadian, it's illegal for you to not understand French.
@Kingsaxxy3872
@Kingsaxxy3872 4 дня назад
He was born in Canada but raised by an English couple, I doubt they would ever ruin their child’s speech with that type of tongue.
@JoshuaEFinley
@JoshuaEFinley 5 дней назад
Between THIS and Solid JJ are two of the few things that can make me start laughing at the concept of the video before I even hit play. I really hope Chat GPT isn't writing these.
@matterking1
@matterking1 6 дней назад
I like how her not wanting to go into Gambit's head is acknowledging him apparently having a god locked away in his mind. And a ton of trauma That or it's a joke she doesn't want to go in because of his heavy accent.
@DocSwood
@DocSwood 5 дней назад
Prof X using his powers for his own (evil) benefit Scott being cucked you might think it's a joke, but it's 100% lore accurate
@Scarlet_prime
@Scarlet_prime 6 дней назад
0:50 please man let gambit be loved he loves them they just dont love him bro please let them understand him for once
@MoaRider
@MoaRider 6 дней назад
Xavier keeps that mutha' fuggin' thang on him.
@andrebighach
@andrebighach 4 дня назад
oh my god they're abusing hank.
@nash6568
@nash6568 6 дней назад
The fact that he keeps them around makes me think he actually cares about them a lot.
@apollolux
@apollolux 2 дня назад
Sandwiches, sure, but what about gyros for Gambit to heat up? ;)
@user-zl6lu2w4d
@user-zl6lu2w4d 6 дней назад
Wolverine makes sandwiches part 2.
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