Programming Languages Slander 

C++ code when it write out an essay about history of Middle East conflicts when I was missing an asterisk for my pointer

Cobol devs literally awaking from death to find who asked for them:

Lua programmers: (roblox logo)

0:05 OMG HE’S POINTING AT THE SCREEN JUST LIKE C/C++ POINTERS

Who knew a scripted will have more humor than most comedians

As a python and JavaScript I can confirm these are 100 percent accurate

lol you use c# outside of unity hits hard

"another language" was Vietnamese, my native language

Missed the obligatory java forces you into OOP meme Though that might be overdone by now idk

Dev: Me coding in PowerPoint Also Dev: Uses WPS Presentation

as a Vietnamese i can confirm we find prime number by writing in Vietnamese

As a Scratch user, I can confirm this is 100% true.

i spent a good few minutes lookng at the "another language" meme trying to figure out what programming language it is, looks to be Java or C#

Honestly C++ and Assembly have some similar problems. Extremely long and convoluted, almost impossible to trim down syntax, still require an insane amount of intricate computer knowledge.

0:03 Ah yes, powerpoint

Coding in punch cards is similar to assembly iirc. You press the instruction you want on your puncher and it punches the card with that operation’s binary code.

Lua programmers realizing their purpose is just to write Weakauras in World of Warcraft:

I've been learning Ruby recently. I like it, it just makes more sense than C# and Java, the other languages I have any experience with.

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while lmaoooo

lua is simple and easy to learn

As a man that still codes with punchcards, I can confirm that this is 100 percent accurate

I learned so much about punched cards recently and even made my own. :3

Correction: C++ is magnitudes faster than Python. The test that led to this misconceptiom had an error in results because Python measures time in milliseconds whereas C++ measured time in microseconds, leading to people thinking it was slower.

Machine code? Punch cards? I use a water based transistor system to write 8bit calculators that take up my entire living room

haskell devs bringing up Monads for the 8,939,287th time in a day:

ah yes i love powerpoint programming

I learned about the entire concept of coding by finding fortran punch cards in my grandpa's office.

That Python error hit HARD

The video is made very well

VBScript users when they get called a script kiddie:

Html : Uh..... Why is the element outdated? Css : I style u hehe JS : I make button work hehe

This channel will definitely explode anytime soon, I'm very sure of that.

thats why i switched to doing IT after graduating

Pascal is actually good for a start. It's old in style but does pretty much the job. University where I'm at taught us how to program with Pascal.

C++ is literally never slower than python lmao

Thanks to this, I am more encourage to leave this career and studying something more productive...

if lua was accepted as a programming language roblox would be worshipped for having the easiest "programming language" in the world (easier than scratch fr dragging blocks is harder than typing)

Rust users trying not to be transgender challenge: impossible 😂😂😂

0:47 those codes is in Vietnamese

I like assembly and python purely because they’re the only languages I’ve used that aren’t c clones.

0:27 - f@ck, me and my boys were caught in 4k.

I just wanna say being a programmer is really cool

English trying to be three languages in a trench coat: French adding six silent letters just for shits and giggles: German deleting the spaces between three words to make a ‘new word’: Welsh being completely unpronounceable:

0:46 unfortunately I speak Tiếng Việt, not another language for me.

0:40 my computer’s program counter when I put 50 goto statements in my code:

I use the language "English" .

Short enough to fit ina short

Finally someone acknowledges assembly

Me completely lost in codage : yeah yeahhh i guess

APL MENTIONED (not finding it readable is skill issue 💥)

Youngest fortran programmer: 87 yo man

Behold, the ONLY programmer slander video to not dunk on Java.

Hehe... Java dev here, I may have learnt FORTRAN, BASIC, and Punchcard because I got bored one day. Now I can go work on the dinosaurs.

JS can be pretty efficient! The same can't be said about JVM... (I'm joking. Both can be bloated or efficient)

c++ errors being ancient egyptian hieroglyphics

Golang be like you gonna spend 30 minutes just to print on console

lua is the best!!!!!!!!

the php part is accurate asf

PowerPoint is the perfect programming language

Mindfuck and HolyC: 💀

Programing in another language, particularly Vietnamese! 0:47 😅

Red stone programmers 😨

0:43 I'd rather use assembly than use whatever the fuck is going on there

0:22 clearly the issue is your not using nasm

Wtf where is that Vietnamese codes from?

I will never code in any other languages except English because I had a bad experience with coding in Vietnamese

i thought i was gonna find a problem with the lua one 😢

Malbolge 💀☠️🪦

MS-DOS batch programmers waiting for death:

punch card programmers shouldve been old gigachad

Scratch: Do I look like a joke to you?

0:47 as a Vietnamese, i can confirm it's (not) real

Lua is perfect.

LOL‼Expecting my favourite language beeing joke but OK

I use batch btw

gd programmers casualy being the most insane people on the planet desmos programmers explaining why it make sense to make a game using a graphing calculator: (gif of guy talking to a brick wall)

0:47 oh wait it's my language :)

java users proceeding to break their code with reflection...

Rust glazer spotted

0:48 Vietnamese dude, are you vietnamese?

And MATLAB isn't in here. That is peak slander.

0:04 powerpoint ISN'T PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, of course, it's POSSIBLE TO MAKE GAMES on powerpoint

Why did I like this?

scratch: ez gg

Вот русский дубляж, не благодарите: 0:07 C объясняет, почему они проще, чем C++ 0:10 Пов: ты используешь C# не в unity 0:12 Ошибки Python би лайк: 0:14 Lua после того, как люди примут его как язык программирования 0:17 Твой комп после запуска кода на JavaScript 0:20 JavaScript когда они увидели Typescript 0:22 Самый короткий код на Ассемблере 0:24 APL ОчЕнЬ лЕгКо ПоНяТь 0:27 Студенты когда увидели Pascal 0:30 Безопасность PHP би лайк: 0:32 Я пишу код в PowerPoint 0:35 Когда Rust находится на вершине общества 0:37 Ruby-програмист, когда кто-то говорит что Ruby устарел 0:39 Удаление багов в Go 0:42 Самая короткая строка кода Perl 0:47 Когда ты буквально программируешь на другом языке 0:49 Самый бедный программист SQL 0:51 Кодировщики перфокарт

This video is a meme**

The fact that you're praising Rust and not making a femboy joke concerns me

How in the world did you get "Cannot interpret '3' as a datatype???? What could you do that would possibly give you that error? Did you do isinstance(5, 3) ? I’m at a loss here

In 0:48 it's Vietnamese. FINALLY SOME1 MENTIONS MY COUNTRY!

nothing about SCALA sadge

how much javascript can you script in javascript if you could script in javascript in a javascript script

What about html :trol:

WHY IS THERE POWERPOINT ON THE THUMBNAIL

ReGex.

sadly, its relatable

fix the python error: use type(3)

what the heck is "Java script"? it must be either JavaScript (which doesn't burn your pc) or a script written in Java (which does)...

why tf did you put a chaos emerald in the thumbnail

C++ is amazing

lua is actually code language