Proof that Erling Haaland is human 😅 

they only programmed him to score goals they forgot to import all other stuff

i wouldn't answer at all. stupid questions imo, and for me even worse as I don't have no favorites. and anyways, for everyone, it's all relative and based on context.

That is because he thinks good about his answers.

Well it’s hard to answer a question like “favorite drink” when he can’t have like 90% of the drinks he would like. So it makes it difficult to answer if you aren’t actively drinking drinks that would be your favorite because if he answers it it would sound like he drinks it currently.

@@geranimo1974 forgot to programme him to beat James Milner and Joe gomez 😂

Hahahahahahah😂😂😂😂

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What name? Last name? Or middle name? or usual name?

@@Sam-ew8ktfr

Lmfao

Yeah seems like a nice guy

💀💀💀💀 lmfaoooo

where is the conflict between his career and kebab?

​@@manuelhefferle449 Ronaldo has probably rubbed off on everyone? Iirc, he went out to eat and all his teammates were ordering dessert but he refused, and that guilted everyone else into not ordering 😂

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Lmfao

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Made it 1k

He obviously doesn't like doing interviews he's more comfortable on the pitch than being a spokesperson

Jesus love’s you

I think he was enjoying it

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This is an underrated comment 😂😅🤣

Or saying haland ohhh I had a lovely big Donner last night lad!

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He has a camera in his face lol

Bruh, Imagine you just can do a cheat day every three months or so. I'd bet you'd take that decision serious af 😂

Hes talking in other language too

No joke food becomes like porn

@@nicorossi9474 he’s fluent in English…

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Hahhahahha

Well you're not an adult 😏

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Good one👍

Imagine John Wick but him 🤣 He is a man of focus, commitment, and monstrosity of sheer power

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A guy that kicks cameramen is no Keanu lmfao

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Bro wtf 😂😂

I read that in his voice

I feel like haaland is saying this himself

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You mean he came straight from a kebab 😂

Man city's physio says different

"I have to say"

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If your from Scandinavia, kebab pizza is almost basic.

“Its” 😂😂😂

​@@rivvelmusicBasically everyone from Sweden loves kebabpizza

@@elivilEveryone in the world loves kebabpizza

I live in germany and we have the best Döner- Kebab in the world. ( Especially in Berlin )

I love EH, so don't think my reaction disqualifies your intent. Be always careful with people saying "they aren't gonna lie" or "I can't lie", they do this because they want to convince, without being totally honest. People who don't lie, don't need to also confirm they won't. Forgive me, my English is rubbish, I hope I gave you a useful tool to figure out how people lie each day to each other's. They lie of EH in this one? He eats more kebab and drinks more wine, then he can admit considering the image he and his advisors are creating around his profile. No, I'm not a hater, I'm a City fan since Vince Kompany and I love EH. Don't underestimate the power of the media in football. They sell us a product, with humans that aren't perfect

@Sky BLUE I don't think a sportsman on his level can afford to drink and eat like that, so yeah I think he is being totally honest. What benefit would it have to make people believe he barely eats a kebab pizza, while he still does, but while still being the best footballer in the world?

I admire the player and believe that this young man is intelligent. Your question is intriguing@@edwardflint6714 because, after reading the comment I responded to, I also found myself wanting to understand why he lies about those matters. To clarify, I didn't say that he only eats kebabs and drinks wine. I am aware that my English skills are not great. What I meant was that I believe he enjoys that type of food as well, and I'm confident that he has enough self-control. The nervous laughter when he talks about it could have two explanations: either he feels ashamed because he likes those things while people have a different perception of athletes, or he was lying about the frequency. You know, the common lies people tell, like when someone says they watched all the City matches this year when they probably only saw the highlights. I'm not sure if my English is sufficient to explain the nuances. While writing this, I recalled something about Haaland. He consumes approximately 6000 calories per day. Sometimes, a kebab or a glass of wine can help him reach that goal more easily compared to eating lettuce and drinking water. However, I must be honest; it's just a thought. The fact is, now that I've noticed his behavior and his apparent embarrassment about liking things that everyone enjoys, it has piqued my curiosity. I will pay closer attention to these aspects of his personality. And truthfully, I enjoyed the interview. It humanizes him, especially considering that some people describe him as a robot.

Its the same meaning in native English

​@@_sky_blue_wtf are u even talking about

Al contrario, es muy honesto por eso le cuesta responder preguntas simples.

​@@Jericho93py halland es el tipo de persona que le decís que quere comer y te dice Si😃

@@Jericho93pyhe’s also muslim. A real kebab loving man

Or maybe, he’s a therapist’s optimal 😏

It's the other way around. Therapist is Haaland's nightmare.

hes watched alot of Zlatan interviews

He have to say

we norwegians use that a lot when we speak english, it’s just natural

@@colt2128 nah hes just scandinavian

Norwegians are like that ahahha always starting the sentences with ‘nooo but yeah’ haha

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thought he's gonna say: I look in the fridge... and nothing cause mom wasn't here

Hahaha so relatable, I quited carbs and sugar and yes it’s painful to eat butter chicken with only chicken no rice while my family is having a feast 😢I’m loosing weight tho ❤

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Well my battery is a half charge. How about yours?

No dad? Lemme fix that

no bitches? lemme fix that

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Muslim batteries which he charges through prayers to Allah(din).

He probably gonna end up with most goals ever

About the drink. I was thinking he only drinks water thats why its so hard for him to answer haha

It's better to think more before answering. Otherwise people and media will misinterpret what he told.

That’s how I am too and I’ve never related so much to someone answering questions!

And still take years

We all use 100% of our brain whenever a question is asked. You're using 100% of your brain at most times throughout the day lol. This is a stupid myth.

he can't do advert for free you know..

@@tieroo123 agreed

Nah man one time i ate ramen with halal beer it was good

Hahahaha it reminds me of one time I was pregnant buying booze for my husband, I felt terrible

NilO

hard work

More like imagining pep putting him on the naughty step if he carries on talking 😂

no

No ronaldo doesn't say to drink àgua ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-hZWopKsXpg4.html

@@CB-ms2cq you’re not lying! Pep got rid of all the coke machines at barcas training facilities because Messi used to drink way too many cokes in a day.

Penaldo 😂

​@@yoprobroisjotaro8054214 likes and 1 reply lemme fix that

Tbf i do the same thing when ppl ask me a basic question😂

Whelp, I can relate to that! Norwegians are known to be introverted, and socially anxious so..

Neville is so close to put out the water boarding equipment... 😅

Fr tho😭

That’s a good thing though because he actually thinks about the Q. Some guys just say what the people want to hear and gives them the best PR.

Bro we can eat whenever we want.. but athletes don't usually eat junk food..

Idk man, not all food is cheap, can't eat them everyday without going broke unless you're pretty rich.

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​@@GovindaKumar-108 what he means is a person's favourite food is normally something unhealthy or that you shouldn't be eating regularly

My fav meal is pizza and i cant eat that each day or only once a week

Where?

@@ramaiahm5476 manchester children hospital, they do team visit to the city hospital every Christmas

@@Romo2055 k thx

Sounds like a great time!

Omg I would love to meet him also ❤

Kebab pizza is common in scandinavia

@@rivvelmusicbest pizza 💪

@@SenseiCum Malmö Sweden has the best kebab pizza 💪🏿 Haaland would sign for Malmö ff in a heartbeat if they allowed him to eat it after games

@Friendon’t forget with fries on

@@hertzmeister8754 legendery with Fries

Their neighbors swedenistan

@@Xdalz27sweden is in scandinavia. ur comment makes no sense

@@tobba09 he means neighbours of Norway

@@signity5540 noshit, he said scandinavia not norway. therefor his comment makes no sense.

@@tobba09 karen

Of course because United has HARRY MAGUIRE in their defense 💀💀

Hahaha

Lmfao underrated comment

Literally every sports athlete lmao.

@@hayekhayek580except maradona

@@hayekhayek580 yeah you bet. A lot of players take it too easy on what they eat and drink, there’s a lot of examples of players that drink or eat too much…

@@hayekhayek580 not everyone in football is this disciplined, look at niklas süle for example

@@L1102 I'm just saying that the majority is.

I commented at the start of HOTD that Erling Haaland is truly talented...footballer and playing Daemon too lol.

How tall was he

@@Ac817IY he’s like 6’4 - 6’5

​@@vnkdabaz3513 who

​@@vnkdabaz3513say that in meters

@@ayaanbadal6748 195 m

Why no comments lol

Lol I was thinking about the same

@@hang12725 lol

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Just leaving a comment, on the lack of comments for such a momentous comment

As a Chelsea fan and prime hazard fan that is class 😂😂

@@teek2si I’m a chelsea fan too since 2004-2005 crespo then drogba ❤️

English isn’t his first language and he has a camera in his face

he's a football player and one of the best there is. English is just a language mate

This is a strange comment but I can totally relate 😅

Why females gotta always comment about looks lmao what does being handsome or not have to do with anything 🤣🤣🤣

@@khabanelamevids3892 because it’s the first thinggg we noticeee aaaa

@@theingridish yeah and then complain when saying men only care about looks 🤡

We notice it but don’t only care about it unlike y’all

I mean calling him a robot isn't bad press , its like messi is called the alien

What interview you talking about?

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It's amazing... They make them in Europe. Just imagine a pizza with kebab toppings and the white sauce of course.