Proper Posterior Grooming Techniques with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast

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As you might imagine, ridding your bottom of pesky hair follicles is not just a laborious task, but can also require extensive acrobatics and a bit of body contortion. We here at Bald, LLC recommend a multi-mirror system to achieve full visibility upon spreading your cheeks. Additionally, we also advocate for the use of a teammate if possible, because as with most things, the more hands involved in this process the better. Once you have achieved excellent sight-lines, apply a moisturizing gel or foam, grab a very sharp razor, and start from the inside out. Begin on the left and right sides, followed by the front and back, and then proceed along the skin lines as you use extra caution when close to the holy of unholies. Once done, rinse your undercarriage with warm water, thoroughly apply a moisturizer to prevent razor burn, and then head out to the club with the extreme self-confidence that only a freshly-shorn bottom can bring. Godspeed, friends.
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F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, RuPaul’s Drag Race veterans Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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@Imberis Год назад

Imagine listening to the audio-only version of this podcast and Trixie yells "FRAAAANCE!" into your headphones with no warning.

@thomaskelliher Год назад

I was listening to it while driving to work ☠️

@ahoytherekaty Год назад

I was watching and it still scared a fart out of me!

@Imberis Год назад

@@ahoytherekaty 🤣

@euthymialy Год назад

Mary I’m wearing headphones please give us the time stamp before I die of cardiac arrest

@Imberis Год назад

@@euthymialy It's right around 4:35!

@eyesintheroad Год назад

I cannot believe it took them 7 years to finally tell us how to be bald and beautiful down there

@Danis46 21 день назад

😂

@elkenenvy Год назад

End of 1st Ad Read: 2:16 End of 2nd Ad Read: 18:26 End of 3rd Ad Read: 37:36

@leodricaprio 5 месяцев назад

bless

@ra3mme Год назад

Trixie’s energy level on this episode is off the walls, so much so that Katya even seems a little scared

@MM-st2ke Год назад

👀

@dependsonwhosasking Год назад

A bit?

@euthymialy Год назад

@@dependsonwhosasking a bit too much Sativa yea

@RNCHFND Год назад

@@MM-st2ke Don't judge

@juliacastro8505 9 месяцев назад

Its the 10 energetic drinks she chugged lmao

@travisdavis1206 Год назад

Trixie screamed “FRANCE!!!” And I choked on my lunch in public.

@aidmar16 Год назад

As disabled gal who’s has suffered from chronic pain most of her life, I feel for you, Katya! So sorry this it’s happening, I hope the surgery goes smoothly and you have a speedy recovery. Will be sending lots of healing vibes your way. ❤️‍🩹

@psychedelicanxiety8011 Год назад

They went from a air conditioning podcast to a movie review podcast

@jemdora Год назад

Movie review? No. Doctor manhattan mention every episode lmao

@greentea0956 Месяц назад

Literally rewatching this and Omg how do they turn to a movie review podcast so quickly it’s amazing

@mallorykane2843 Год назад

i completely identify with belatedly wondering if your complement was a read, this is why i love you guys

@katiegregs Год назад

as a chronic pain and dysthymia subscriber I appreciate trixie bringing awareness to how they influence one another

@PeytonMillahhh Год назад

I'm having a terrible day, came home, and sat down crying and immediately felt better seeing this was uploaded

@katdimitriadis Год назад

Pure relatability 💯💯 I hope you're feeling OK 💓💓

@dolarhydes Год назад

My grandma had a hip replacement and was walking in less than a week. The healing process is so easy. Meanwhile I’m 20 and just had knee surgery and recovery has been ROUGH. But not having to deal with the chronic pain anymore has made it all worth it. I hope you can get some relief soon Katya!

@Imberis Год назад

Yes, the hip seems like it'd be awful but apparently it's not bad! My neighbor had both of hers done and she zooms around just fine now.

@LemonSte Год назад

Something they don't really tell you is that sometimes getting surgery when you're young can be worse for recovery. I had a surgery when I was 18 and my body was NOT HAVING IT - it rejected all the dissolvable stitches instead of absorbing them, for one. My scars took like a year and a half to fully heal and settle, I was constantly battling stitch rejections and irritation. I was told afterward that it's because at that age your body is trying really hard to heal things and sometimes it goes a bit overboard. The same thing happened with all my piercings too, I've managed to get my ear piercings to settle down after 10 years but I had to let the eyebrows piercing go

@Katelyn.Eby1215 Год назад

Wishing you a speedy recovery friend!!!❤

@ayydubs987 Год назад

speedy recovery 💜💜

@dolarhydes Год назад

@@Katelyn.Eby1215 thank you so much!!!

@C_M_R Год назад

The Celine quote is even wackier: “To all the children and parents in the world. “ - so EVERYONE! 😂

@tomvanvuren6028 Год назад

And just like that, all the childless adults died...

@sam-sv2hl Год назад

@@tomvanvuren6028 you're still the child of someone if you're an adult

@jake.notfromstatefarm Год назад

Kathy Griffin, ladies

@hifijunkieTX Год назад

please never stop making these. i feel like im hanging out with friends when watching these and its so comforting.

@ToddLamming Год назад

Trixie not understanding sexuality outside of the bedroom is hilarious to me

@melellellie Год назад

One time on unhhhh Trixie said she got peed on for some White Castle and yet she still has the audacity to be surprised by everything that Katya says 😭

@cheeseball94 Год назад

@@melellellie well, to be fair, white castle is really good

@melellellie Год назад

@@cheeseball94 No judgement! It’s just funny the contrast between the two lol

@tatiannatownsend1531 Год назад

She’s slowly been revealing she’s lowkey bi but loves gay sex. Last week she said I wonder if I’m really gay

@Sonsbitchesall Год назад

I’m pretty sure she just didn’t understand the craziness of the situation that was being spoken of. Think about what Katya is saying🤣

@Saxshoe Год назад

Trixie with her legs up in the thumbnail... In front of God and Linda Evangelista

@monteverde1729 Год назад

Also in front of Beyonce and her salad.

@faealbahrani8821 Год назад

I'm so happy that these angels mentioned chronic pain and how it messes you up mentally and how healthy people take physical comfort for granted. I'm 34 and I have had chronic pain for 5 years now and nothing works, nothing helps, and the worse the pain gets the more depressed I feel. Thanks for mentioning it, where im from not even our doctors get it.

@charlottestatham8524 Год назад

THANKYOU FOR TALKING ABOUT CHRONIC PAIN! I was a dancer, training full time in ballet and contemporary styles with the intention of going professional after graduation and then... boom, chronic pain and fatigue. A fibromyalgia diagnosis and joint wear and tear damage later, I'm now part time in a wheelchair, full time not able to walk more than a few steps unaided! it can change in a second! be grateful for being able to move, because let me tell you I miss it!

@cr8593 Год назад

This show is slowly becoming a retro movie review podcast 😊

@nodatastored684 Год назад

That's why I posted about Kath and Kim.... It's for Katya to do a theatrical piece

@bringitdanielle Год назад

First it was covid, then HVAC, then moving house, now retro movies. lol

@JonMeFree Год назад

Slowly?

@baiepragt Год назад

And I hate it

@baiepragt Год назад

Stop the movie review shit. Don’t care for you name dropping between shitty ads. Too much? Sorry not sorry. Still Click immediately but am getting a bit annoyed

@Katelyn.Eby1215 Год назад

Said it once I'll say it again, SO DAMN HAPPY TO HAVE WEEKLY PODS BACK. life is hard, the world is scary, having these 2 brings a lot of joy and odd comfort. Is it next Tuesday yet!?!?

@turtlevlogs1062 Год назад

Sia made an ableist movie against autistic people with full knowledge of it's negative impact on the autistic community.

@werewolf1301 7 месяцев назад

I was looking for someone else to mention it! I like, recoiled when I heared her name

@szkri Месяц назад

yeah, I kinda hate how Trixie keeps mentioning her like she's some god.

@honeybadgergrrl77 Год назад

Katya, I have had two extensive back surgeries, I know how you feel about wanting the pain out of your body! It sucks so much and I'm so sorry you are going through this. Surgery was painful and boring, but in the end so worth it. It was actually crazy because after the pain I had been living with was gone, I kind of went a little coocoo now that it wasn't there to take up 99% of the focus of my life anymore. Good luck to you! Seeing you on tour was amazing.

@cheyenneoakes3250 Год назад

Katya repeated what she says 2 or 3 times is my favorite character trait.

@EzraSnow Год назад

Once a week podcasts from our biological women is just what I need to get through my weekly existential crisis 😎

@trixiekatya9323 Год назад

We're back to weekly! Spread the word, fine people!

@lucylastname Год назад

as someone currently with a debilitating knee injury, thank you katya for your support

@longarmingbyjaclyn Год назад

I feel like Trixie needs a bird that lives at the old apt/tb&tb studio or at trixie cosmetics. Like the "shop dog" but the office bird! David Silver can get over that!

@doeeyes2 Год назад

Is his name really David Silver? Like 90210??

@tyler5550 Год назад

like the bird from rocky

@longarmingbyjaclyn Год назад

The internet says so...

@supitskyle7832 Год назад

My mom had both her hips replaced in the span of two months by Dr Andrew Yun at Providence St Johns in Santa Monica. 2 days of recovery in the hospital then maybe another week or so at home and then she was mostly back to normal.

@doeeyes2 Год назад

My moms going for the same surgery in June

@johnpinegar8027 Год назад

I love Trixie and Katya so much. That's all. ❤❤

@justincannon4535 Год назад

Well that's all there is ❤❤❤

@deontekrauss Год назад

A world renowned artist took note of your work and felt inspired to create. 10/10 compliment

@alanefideler7234 Год назад

Let’s never forget the original beau-tuber, Jenna Marbles, did an entire video giving herself acrylic toenails. Dink dink ❤

@wolfgangwolf5824 Год назад

Can she please return😭

@alanefideler7234 Год назад

@@wolfgangwolf5824 I know, but herself as a person deserves to go back and be a person again.

@doeeyes2 Год назад

She deleted all those "what a girls (nails, eyebrows etc) mean?" series. Apparently she was getting cancelled from trans people. Sometimes our community just takes it too far.

@alanefideler7234 Год назад

@@doeeyes2 That's actually not what happened at all, but its definitely what the headlines read. I'm talking specifically about her putting acrylic nails on her toes, no added messages or anything. A bit of digging into the history of what happened when she left RU-vid, it might help clarify that it was 100% her decision.

@doeeyes2 Год назад

Well im just going by what she said in her final video and the reason why she took that series down. I know that wasnt why she left, i never said that was why... i said thats why she took down the "what a girls (blank) means..." She said it was because she didnt want to stereotype gender norms or come across as non inclusive of other identiies and such. I read comments myself from trans identifying/non binary people criticizing her snd that series for that exact reason. But please whats the real tea, spill it sis

@timothylippman9196 Год назад

I love the way the pod just took the first break on its own due to the nature of the conversation…hahaha

@msdanielle6000 Год назад

Oh my god… in Hairspray, Edna says “…and my DIET pill is wearing off.” Not dog pill. Lol

@billrtomison4440 Год назад

We’re not even 13 minutes into this s#|+ and I am SCREAMING SCREAMING SCREAMING the SIDE EYE when Trixie says “Diet Coke is DIFFERENT!!” Katya: (“oh, HERE WE GO, it’s gonna be THAT KIND OF DAY ISN’T IT, bitch??”)

@hannasennott3714 Год назад

SAME omfg I cackled at the side eye

@billrtomison4440 Год назад

@@hannasennott3714 it’s like, how is this not scripted or directed or anything? It’s P E R F E C T

@ohlookitsgabby_ Год назад

“We have to fake your birth certificate?” Katya really is Trixie’s ride or die ❤️🥺❤️ she said “well :/ guess we gotta go forge some legal documents!”

@fionac360 Год назад

On a serious note, for once 😝, thanks for talking about chronic pain. You mentioned endometriosis in a former podcast and it just makes me feel seen and comforted that my favourites understand what we chronic pain sufferers go through. Katya I hope you can get your hip sorted out soon. I don't have what u have but my endo has grown into my right SI joint so I get hip and back pain to the extent of having to walk with a stick, so I can empathise with u too. 💛💛💛

@foxfoxfox1990 Год назад

Love them for talking at length a few episodes about the need to “wind down” for the audience and then never following through after that episode.

@casshole0372 Год назад

I’m 32, with chronic pain and hip pain as well. So I am right there with Katya, get this out of me!

@LittleBirdASMR Год назад

I love that they discuss a lot of relevant issues that doesn’t get brought up a lot, like chronic pain! Oh my god real women discussing real issues huntyyyy. But I did seriously love that Katya says she gave her body kisses while stretching. It’s actually very good for your mental and emotional health to show your body affection!!! Your body deserves to be loved at least BY YOU since you’re with it everyday❤

@joeyhernandez5321 Год назад

This is truly the only podcast I still care about 😅

@vanessagrimston2668 Год назад

I know you guys have full and varied careers that bring joy to people in so mamy ways. However, I can't be alone in feeling what we really need is for you two to just take over the Today Show. Like 5 hours of just the two of you, doing whatever the hell you want every damn day. I for one, would get so much more done if I wasn't missing you all the time.

@kieran163 Год назад

i feel so seen with the chronic pain talk at the end. i’m only 16 but i have intense joint pain all the time, and it’s hard to do a lot of things i love, so my mental health really suffers. on bad days, one of the only things i can do is lay in bed and watch youtube, and i turn to this show a lot of the time. i rarely comment here but i just wanted to say thanks ❤

@kevinshoop3346 Год назад

Trixie is the ultimate name-dropper

@no1pinkjellybean Год назад

I'm not a sexual person, but I absolutely love it when Katya talks about her sexuality (sliving)

@hellotamagochi677 Год назад

I need a Trixie and Katya Film Club!!! I’d subscribe to that real fast!

@shreyakanaujia2032 Год назад

That look of Katya's at 5:59 is why I LOVE VIDEO PODAST

@mindy561 Год назад

Katya, can you talk about how you love So I Married An Axe Murderer bc I feel like you quote from it often and it goes unnoticed

@user-ri2uj2ff9y Год назад

creaming over weekly pod

@masonisgrey Год назад

(s)creaming!!!

@kristerlou18 Год назад

i never knew where this episode was going to go at every turn. how lovely ❤️

@alenamiroff6661 Год назад

It's true, have to be overly patient with recovery and take it easy even if things feel ok. I've rushed twice with knees and had to start overt, and of course, arthritis doesn't help. Hope everything goes splendidly, and will think of you all the way - sending tons of love and warm wishes.

@doeeyes2 Год назад

I did the same thing with my boob job 😂 lifting things, not wearing the right bra etc. I really regret it.

@nousummertime9592 Год назад

Mmm Witches of Eastwick is a tough one to recast! The actors fit their parts like a glove!

@lilo1019 Год назад

As a woman with chronic pain you guys are so right!!! These weekly episodes are making me so happy! ❤❤❤❤

@roxannetinch5552 Год назад

I just sincerely love Trixie and Katya! Thank you for y'all's content. ❤❤❤

@Sam_virgo_96 Год назад

I need to see more films as I keep thinking Katya was making these quotes up 😂😅

@mindy561 Год назад

She quotes from the Filum- So I Married An Axe Murderer alot

@jastaykotuce2249 Год назад

Starts at 2:15

@luginub Год назад

Trixie having a group chat with Sia and Bob Hoskins is straight out of an upcoming Nymphowars episode I'm 99% sure

@mimosameltdown3796 Год назад

"You're that rock" - Katya about In the Tall Grass lololol

@ShanePuff Год назад

I love Katya, but damn, she is BRAND new to this planet and life lol

@iiireeeneee Год назад

These two are keeping me sane. I'm not joking

@elvenbugs Год назад

when trixie said shes friends with sia i audibly said ‘yikes’

@plasticjesus444 Год назад

hearing trixie and katya’s retro movie reviews just makes me want them as guests on the How Did This Get Made podcast even more. PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN

@cheekynandosss581 Год назад

Omg YES

@elmudd06 Год назад

TRIXIE IS RIGHT. I clean my husband's bathroom every other week and that shit is coated in a film of microscopic hairs from his shaver.

@sydneybrandes2129 Год назад

Physical therapist in Southern California here 🙋🏼‍♀️ our practice does hip replacements all the time -can confirm that hip replacements are probably the easiest joint replacement to recover from

@tawila7 Год назад

"I had it in while I was working out" 😂🤣

@Luvmyadhd881 Год назад

I just rewatched season 7 and have been lmfao at Katya crab walking into the werk room. I couldn’t stop watching 🤣🤣🤣I missed that the first time I watched.

@SuZ4242 Год назад

❤*Healing vibes thur the Ether*❤ Bad hip and knee fer me 🙃 and I have lived with chronic pain since my first car accident in 1987. We are wired differently. You have to be in order to cope with constant pain. Unless you experience it, you can't understand it 😉 I hope your surgery is a great success! 😊

@wilhelmpaulm Год назад

This episode feels like a fever dream

@xItsbecky8x Год назад

are we ignoring that trixie's impression of john travolta as edna was spot on orrrr

@anonymixx8106 Месяц назад

Katya and I both always participate in this podcast in headphones. Trixie is seriously jump scaring us for the ENTIRE first 5 minutes of this episode 😂😂😂

@elizabethcyr5508 Год назад

The way Trixie is levitating off the chair when the butt plug convo is happening has me dying

@ForyouREADS Год назад

hearing u say belgium i was like omg they remember us and then I screamed at FURRAAHHNCEEEEE lmao

@sarahjaded Год назад

Reporting from Australia with a bad hip. They call the pain dancers hip and it literally feels like the grind of my joints moving can bring me to tears. But I still dance 🕺 Hope Katya gets her surgery soon!!!

@a_charb Год назад

Yellow redbull is the literal lifeline ✨️

@ColinNow Год назад

The episode where nothing gets completed. We started to recast Hairspray and we got John travolta again, then moved to Witches of Eastwick and got Voldemort but that’s where it turned to bones😂

@TheRichaLife Год назад

“It’s not cringe to be grateful” ❤

@iAdriann Год назад

The background laughter when Katya was talking about the plug 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@starrr365 Год назад

The chaotic energy in this episode is next level

@arit8381 Год назад

I attended the Wang Theatre show and you gals were FABULOUS!

@bsu9715 Год назад

the way i let out the loudest OOP at the tom daley dustin lance black thing at the end

@SultrySole Год назад

Katya has inspired me, I need to incorporate the phrase, “I sure the f$@k do” into way more conversations 😂

@kayelanipalacios Год назад

Wow. 3 weeks in a row! Aren’t we lucky

@MajidKhan-cy4mx Год назад

I feel very attacked at the diet coke comment. So thank you Trixie for supporting the Diet Coke stans😅😅😅😅

@anonymixx8106 Месяц назад

11:03 i CACKLED at how genuinely traumatized that "oh my god" of Katya's sounded 😂😂😂

@duuuumb 7 месяцев назад

start 2:11 break 1 18:26 break 2 37:35

@gothicbubbles Год назад

Here for all of the Hairspray talk! ❤

@Abby-kp7yg Год назад

Currently manifesting strength and power thru this

@ChanningWearsSunscreen Год назад

Katya could be a BEAUTIFUL singer

@deligracy Год назад

MAMA ❤

@babygrinchbinch Год назад

30:10 “looking like a german shepard shrink-wrapped in human skin” sent me into ORBIT

@maplelump Год назад

Katya, Chris Fairbanks has the same issue with his hips, and he got one of his hips replaced last year. You can find the right doctor; he's also based in LA. And yes, you're right: knee rehab sucks. I've been through FOUR knee surgeries. It sucks.

@Velereonics 9 месяцев назад

I love that Trixie has been very famous for quite a while and she's still just giddy that a star like Sia would be in her circle

@duvanhaasbroek2437 Год назад

These two are in full force today. 🤣

@slochinwahs333 Год назад

"This goes out to all the parents and the children" Kathy Griffin: that's just everyone right?

@Bigbootieseth Год назад

I came from the podcast only to see Trixie scream FRANCE!

@magicalunicorn6480 7 месяцев назад

I would love to hear trixie and katyas thoughts on saltburn

@rubyrider7902 Год назад

I gagged in unison with Katya when Trixie said James Corden lol

@alexstieger Год назад

This episode coming out was a holy mary for me i needed this and i love you

@erintheokay Год назад

I know someone who had femoroacetabular impingement and just underwent surgery at 30. They basically reshape the joint - it's not a full replacement (at least she didn't need one) and the recovery has been pretty good. Hoping the same is true for Katya.

@rachelkiely3206 Год назад

This episode was absolutely hatchet and I love it

@got2bjosh Год назад

Saline Dion is a great drag name!

@doeeyes2 Год назад

*Dijon 😂

@got2bjosh Год назад

@@doeeyes2 It would have to be either/or: Celine Dijon or Saline Dion for the wordplay to work. Saline Dion is closer to Celine Dion, so I think I prefer it little more. Plus, the word saline fits drag illusion more closely. Both are hilarious.

@doeeyes2 Год назад

@@got2bjosh ya i just said Saline Dijon cuz thats what they said.