Psycho Ninja - DayZ Comedy 

This was our first day on the new modded map known as Esseker (work in progress)

i had a moment irl i thought my neighbors would actually call the cops cause i was yelling so loud in my apt...HAAAALLLPPPPPPP

If this isn't gold Dayz content then I don't know what is. Absolutely brilliant

Lady: *Screams for help at the top of her lungs. Smoke: "She was so into it".

Episode starts: Smoke " You're going to pay for that." Me: gets excited " Oh, alright it's going to be one of those types of episodes."

I haven't laughed this hard during a stream in a long time. Thanks for the laughs Smoke!

“This guy is a sociopath!” .....So let’s make a fire in the building right next to where he attacked us 😂 “He’s a f-ing ninja”

"Hey, lady. IT'S ME" Hahahahahaha

Please anyone who hasn’t checked out Smoke on Twitch you’re missing out. The last few streams have been ones for the history books!

You can always count on a random scouser to turn up out of nowhere and save the day.

He said are you hearing this as he eats the food 😂

4:04 "Don't say anything" "HELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELP"

3:12 I've watched this 5 times already

This is the only DayZ video on the youtubes where I occasionally think “I need me some ‘Psycho Ninja’.”

"Maybe we could skin her up" IMMEDIATELY pulls out hatchet. Dudes a savage.

HOLY SHIT 19:40 DUDE IS SCOUSER KAIFAWKES Smoke and Kai duo is legendary

Bro listening to her tell the story is the best fucking dayz content I've ever seen in my fucking life I'm crying over this

The best part of your streams and videos is when you make that noise right before murdering someone with a shovel.

Played to fucking perfection. Smoke is the GOAT.

"shut up, shut up *hits wall twice*"

4:45 "Hey, u hear this?" _starts munching the plum_ 😂

Hey Smoke. I found your channel a few weeks ago when I was in the hospital and your content had me laughing so hard. Got me through it. Now I'm back in the hospital and back on your channel laughing my ass off. Thanks, man. It helps a lot.

When the first guy denied you a bandage and your immediate response was "You're gonna pay for that," I knew this was going to be gold. Great content man, legit better than a tv show.

Dude i hope your RU-vid channel blows up as much as your twitch channel you deserve this amazing community and the support u have. Im proud to be a fan of yours.

2 year anniversary for this golden vidèo

yo i died when she was screamin help lmfao the legitimate scared cries for help omfg i woke everyone up in the house im laughin so hard

Smoke: Gets emotional and starts telling a story. Irish Lad: Ight, imma leave this plain of existence. 26:44

I watched this live, and was crying from laughter. Watched the VOD again with a friend, still as funny. And now im watching it for the 3rd time on youtube, and I'm still crying and my ribs are hurting. Smoke your content is absolutely incredible, keep it coming, we're loving it !

HAHAHAHA that laugh at 3:23 gets me so bad. Smoke tries to keep a straight face so its hillarious when he cracks like that.

Holy shit when I seen the length of the video I was hype. Haven’t laughed so much from a RU-vid video in a long time

This was incredible to see live. My sides were splitting, bush wookie ninja devil.

What a fucking adventure. I can’t believe this wasn’t scripted. Those guys were so incompetent it almost seemed like a comedy movie lmao. Awesome vid.

Jeez dude, literally only in DayZ. What an incredible game; despite it's flaws and bugs, it's the community and experiences that make this a 10/10 game for me. I love Tarkov, Squad, and Arma and the 70+ other games on my steam but man nothing beats DayZ in my book.

This is the best dayZ interaction I've seen in a long time! Got the feels to play again, thanks for that :D

"He didn't even say anything, he just walked up and starting beating the dog shit out of you." Attaboy Smoke. He's not usually crazy but when he is...

23:11 "Nah, we can skin'er up though, go halfsies, what d'ya say?" **Welshman pull out axe silently** 😆

It's funny as shit that the thought doesn't cross their mind to go check the bushes.

this could be the greatest DayZ video in history.

FUNNY AF!

This was content gold, i paused it half way to eat while watching and have a smoke and enjoy.

This has to be one of my all time favorite DayZ clips

My God.. more pure fucking dayz gold.. when you turned away at the end to say to the guy what you basically had planned in hindsight then look back and he's passed on already that gave me chills bro.. absolutely amazing content. "Well you truly were my savior" ..wow.

can we just talk about how fuckking massive that mega tree-bush was. perfect cover for your ninja Antics. Goated video.

2 years later and I am just now suggested this video. GG That was hilarious!! Hope to see more current DayZ vids!

Watching this live had me legit crying laughing. So glad it’s on here now.

The whole situaton is just hilarious!

Haha the 'take a nap' comment in the soft soothing voice had me rollin'.

Allison....She was the the crime boss that kept it all together...lol

that situation at the start with that woman tied up with the bag over her head had me fucking rolling... this is the content I LOVE to see

You're officially the best DayZ player I've ever watched

the people trying to find you are like level 1 npcs lmao they give up looking 5 seconds after you disappear

Absolutely brilliant especially when the girl was squealing on you to her buddies lmfao

The look over at the end to see him dead XD

i follow Smoke since 2018. Each stream i told to myself "i will never see someting so epic". And the next stream is more epic :D

“He’s saying they have Allison tied up” “She’s this way” *has the bag in his hand still*

I watched this Live and my sides were splittin', especially when you ran in "hey lady its me heh heh heh", distinctly remember saying in chat "if this isnt a video idk what is!" Good show!

The guy Smoke met with the SKS is definitely the guy who got trolled by DNSL in "The Longest Ruse" video.

Lmfao ohhh jimbo we know youre hereee... "proceeds to get rolled*

These Smoke videos are the best thing in youtube for me right now, just amazing. When i see the notification i come running.

This video right here! This is the Classic vibes of DayZ. Not getting sick gear and one tapping a guy from 600 meters. This is the A1 content you come for when you play DayZ. Amazing video, and your streams are just as good as your videos! LOVE THIS STUFF BRO!

The moments DayZ provides is unmatched. Absolutely hilarious!

I've been watching the 30 minutes of Allison on repeat, now I can save it for whenever you the man

Dude! I must have seen this 15 times now and sent it to all my friends hahaha! So damn good man. Thank you Mr Smoke

This had me cramping up from laughing so hard what an interaction man I loved this. Don’t have time to really check out the streams thanks for the upload brother

This laughs made my neighbor peek into the window and ask me WTF I was watching 😂😂 He is 68...he doesn't understand... 🤣 Amazing streams Smoke!! 🙌

"hes in there, he cant get out" LOL meanwhile hes already out and hiding LOLOL

Smoke is more entertained by this than anyone ever.

the ending was hilarious talking about how you felt bad but shouldnt and should stop feeling bad and you look over and your friend already kicked the bucket. lmao

What a perfect ending hahaha, honestly a modern day Shakespearean tragedy. Incredible!

“Hey lady it’s me!” No on can HALP YOU NOW! The dude at the end didn’t hesitate to cannibalize her Lmfao

I watched this in the VOD just today, absolutely worth to put in a RU-vid Video, I was laughing and grinning the whole time when that happened

This is definitely one of my favorite Smoke dayz episodes 😂

15:30 The panic in her voice, died

I literally pissed myself laughing so hard! Good thing I was taking a shit at the time!

😂😂😂😂 I swear running in and out of the house with them reminded me of scooby doo cartoons….😂😂😂😂

my favorite dayZ video on the internet

I remember watching this on stream. Man I was dying. Keep it up you’re finally getting the recognition you deserve. Good Shit Smoke 😂😂😂

this might be the funniest DayZ video I've ever seen

15:31 this video is the best dayz video ever.

Help help help(neighbours calling 911 home invasion) 🤣😂🤣

Bro this was insanely well done!! Brilliant maneuvering too 😂😂 you had all those guys in complete confusion

Watched this on the live stream. This clip will go down in Day Z history!

This is the best DayZ content ive ever watched im dyinggggggg

Thanks for promoting the DayOne servers really love them

I think she screamed help so much the cops showed up 😂

Dude I died when you ran out of the bushes with that shovel. 😆

OMG... I was watching your VODs on twitch and your chat was talking about "the Alison incident." Didn't know what they were talking about. But this was bloody epic. I couldn't stop laughing.

I love it when the scouser turned up

This is what dayz is all about..... Fucking love this video bro

Her realizing she was was just screaming help irl had be roaring 😂. Good shit

This one is so good, i seen it like 5 times

this is what u call the perfect day on dayz alot of interacting a funny content theyre rare cherish em

First words, "I'm bleding", you know it's going to be a good video.

Never cry for help! Always scream fire, people come running.

crying laughing, in tears.

We all have those friends that are like “i hit him 4 times with my scorpion” when trying to impress a female

6:47 😂 the thing on his hand while he say it.. I can't😂😂😂 those people's innocent af

Where u caught em catching up on the story haha

THAT FIRST GIRL YOU HIT WITH A SHOVEL LMAO

I've been a fan of your videos for the last 2 years, thank you for keeping us entertained!