Pumpkin Thief - DayZ Comedy 

I died when he threatened the guy with his own empty gun, and he called him out for it

“Nah, I wouldn’t shoot him man…” pulls out pumpkin “OH HE HAS ANOTHER ONE GET HIM”

"Are they torturing a cow or something?" "No. That's a fucking dear". haha

so much of this feels like some fever dream. “there was a town, and every door way had two sets of doors, and there was a building with a deer on the roof and another with a dog on the roof. and the pumpkin men were there”

Doubled doors, animals on the roof of the 3 story barn, "im red blood because I spawned (glitched) into the wolf".... Dayz... Never change

That was hilarious, stealing the pumpkins made me laugh so hard. Thanks Smoke

Love that everything came full circle. That guy at the end became the Pumpkin Thief and you became the Farmers. So good 🤣👍👍

When you pulled out the 2nd pumpkin 🤣🤣🤣

"I got couple bullets here" "Oh frack I'm out of here!" :D

Smoke you cure my depression. I swear thanks man.

Smoke and Ceremor.....F'ing gold

Double denim Dan has went from namalsk hitman to passive farmer

15:10 "howdy partner, welcome to the farm"

“You have no idea what they did to me”. You come up with the most hilarious shit instantly and effortlessly.

"It's not me, it's the other me!" 😆😆😂😂

Idk why but you flipping them off then running had me dead😭, then he’s like “let him go he dropped the pumpkin”… then you pull out another😭😭😭😭😭

Playing dayz with Smoke would probably cure my depression. I watch your videos for all the laughs and humor, good work dude

I died when you brought that second pumkin out omg hahah

7:28 Was such a plot twisted I woke up my whole damn house laughing so hard lmfao

"Yeah we grew that food. This is our farm." Flawless.

LMFAO. "Hey drop the pumpkin"

only smoke makes the best rp content. so damn natural.

"Im just an innocent farmer" 🤣😂😂😂

this is some real cursed dayz wtf

Smoke and ceremor are an amazing duo,constant laughs

the roof deer does not approve of any of this.

10:21 “I saw that you’re, uh, out of fucking zucchini’s, for you’re, uh, fuckin….zucchini……” ☠️

4:51 the way he looks back takes his baseball cap off then proceeded to zig zag 😂😂😂

3:33 bro that was HILARIOUS. “HE’S HAS ANOTHER ONE!”

"Theres no ammo in that, that was MY gun.." That shit took me out lmao

Smoke "dirty basers" Also Smoke 2mins later "This is our farm"

Smoke n ceremor... What a combo 👌

the fucking deer the WHOLE VIDEO LMFAO

holy hell I haven't laughed over a dayz video in a coupe years man thank you so much for the acts you play when you play DayZ xD

@5:22 “you wanna fuck with me?” Literally lol’ed and will be using that line next time I run into ppl

11:08 - “Alright he’s hidden” shows his whole body poking out still 17:10 - “By farmer Dan!” This guy freakin love it 😂😂

"Alright let's goooo dude" Bro sounded so stoned LMAO

Was just thinking damn I wish smoke would upload and then you do!!

That time someone tried to show you a pumpkin at their farm on the coast and parts of their head fell out smoketvFeels

Thank you Smoke

In the end, all they really wanted was the farm..

Gosh I love your stories. So engaging and captivating. This was a great continuation to the ninja story:)

Your so quick with the animations to give the give the finger then quickly run away hahahah

Nice man, @smoke, keep the VODs coming!!!

Smoke I love your DayZ videos man. Havent played in forever but these are always worth a watch. Also, any Tarkov in the future?

always a good day when smoke uploads

Im crying bro, this is gold you're so fucking awesome

You are the best Dayz youtuber. GOLDEN and simple

You are so cheeky 😂, when you dive into bushes, i laugh my ass off 🤣😂

LMFAO this is the content I fucking love. The silly antics really lighten up my mood

That scalated quickly

Big fan of all the content you put out smoke. One of the best!!!!......Keep it up bro I know I'm not the only one that loves it😏🍊🥒🖥🖱

Lmao, Ceremor heard 1 word "baser" and went into extermination mode.

Smoke X Ceramor will always be comedy gold!

I forgot about the double doors

“Howdy partner, welcome to the farm!” “DIE YOU FUCKING BASER!!!” 😂🤣😂🤣

lol. I was also a pumpkin thief once but no one around to defend it.

You make THE BEST dayz content! Always have me laughing. Keep it up

Man this is just what I needed! 😅

What a duo, loved it

Always a good time when you got Smoke 👌

How he just changed his voice like that 🤣

Holy shit I never realized Ceremor was in this video too lol

LOL Great Video Smoke!! Loved it miss these farming dudes always something at the farm LOL!!

I just witnessed a whole murder.

You and Danny lmao 😂🤣 🖤

Before: This is my farm After: "OUR" farm

How to get Ceremor hooked....mention bases

Hilarious! Farmer dan was out when he got bullets. Ceremor reminds me of Trevor on gta

I cried. So fucking funny I can't bro stop🤣🤣🤣🤣

Welyn would be proud

😂😂😂 that was a funny and cool video smoke i remember watching this on stream as will keep the awesome content coming smoke

2:48 “ueghhhhh” always gets me idk why!

Ceremor and smoke :o) a great combo of trouble makers :o)

MAN THIS WAS GOLD

2 DayZ Goats At it 👍this is gonna be fun🤣

i love how it ends the way it started. with food being stolen. but now, the roles are reversed and Smoke has become the filty baser

This shit had me crying

That was some gangsta shiiiii

2:00 lollllll

Quality as always smokey thx ya

luv da streams and videos, u r my fav RU-vidr and streamer, I was thinking of a event for Livonia like a special animal deep in da south or a bunker wit good loot but massive amounts of zombie and its like a maze

a cinematic masterpiece!

this was brilliant!!!

What a great duo!

Another dayz masterpiece

Are they torturing that cow no it's a deer.

Is that DD the farmer???

Serge here been a few years but i swear i never left!

A farm’s life cycle.

Who is this guy that you team up with?just asking cus I love him😃

That thumbnail

love this content in dayz

Dayz Shenanigans are the best! :)

I consider you one of the best, my top favorites are you, Fresh Spawns, Geckofish. You and Geckofish would be the funniest shit everrr

another classic

But wait that's a zucchini...mmm fishy business

I love watching smoke's content on YT you get the most out of long streams and you avoid his manchild mods.

ceremor is amazing

Gotta love Ceremor.