Purpur Pete! | Hermitcraft 10 | Ep.34 

i wonder where Bdubs would be in the horse killing civilization...

the parkour civilization reference 😭😭

Parkour civilization reference is crazy nice one joel

14:36 "I don't really do big explosions with TNT" **flashbacks to the time they exploded XB with 74 TNT**

i just love joel’s unwavering commitment to creating absolutely bonkers intros

Joel multiverse announced??? (Please add street names for all the alley ways it would be so cool)

Joel isn't the headless horseman: he's the Horseless headman!

all new joel tool names pick axe- If you're reading this you're a nerd :D axe- Axe body spray!!! Hahah get it?? shovel- I need to pee whilst i'm writing this! sword- Jimmy Jabber elytra- Wing Wing? Hi it's me. Hi me it's dad! helmet- Noggin goes in here leggings/pants- Protector of the Crown Jewles

I actually screamed a little when Joel removed Pearl's beautiful birds :( God bless Lizzie who convinced him to keep one!

I appreciate getting rid of the giant birds size of sky scrapers, but it was really lovely seeing so much life in the sky aswell, not just generic minecraft sky between the biuldings. Maybe something similar but on a smaller scale would be a cool idea

horse killing civilization !!!

I have been thinking for a long time that joel should open an ikea( non copyright version) where he sells meatballs from meat of an animal that is not to be named.

6:46 Joel: Oh yeah I mean I'm a nonchalant guy ...right

OMG THE PARKPUR CIVILISATION REFERENCE I LOVE YOU JOEL

Joel is the type of guy to blow himself up and lose everything from just clearing out stone💀

imagine joel making a cover of "bye bye bye" but instead its "slime slime slime" to promote his shop

16:03 "he says notly" is my new catchphrase

nooo i loved how the birds looked over the base

RU-vid hid this from me for a whole ONE WHOLE MINUTE

HELP NOT THE PARKOUR CIVILISATION REFERCENCE THATS IT JOEL, IM CHALLENGING YOU TO A PARKOUR BATTLE

Joel writing a whole ass dystopian novel-esq storyline for his intro just to kill horses.... THIS MAN. 😂

the parkour civilization reference killed me bruhh

We need a part 2, Joel. I'm so invested in this totally super original story idea, Joel

For an advertisement idea, you can send coupons to everyone saying, "Buy 8 stacks of whatever from my shops and receive a small favor. Buy a full shulker of items from my shops and receive a large favor." I don't know, something like that. They don't have to be favors; maybe they can be a build or higher you for PRANKS! Lol

9:38 BOAT BOYS CRUMBS OH LORD PLEASE 😭😭

my god joel really is way too clinically online 😭 someone get lizzie to put a screentime limit on his phone asap

love parkour civilization reference 🤭

You might make some diamonds if you make those xp showers outside of games that make you die, like ravager rush. Joe Hills was playing in his last episode and spent quite awhile flying around looking for something to get xp from because he needed to name something in an anvil and had no xp.

I love Purpur Pete, he’s so cute! I hope you do sell lots of slime and that people start buying XP machines. Also Scar tried to get Etho to buy gravel for himself and then like 5 other hermits, and when Scar brought up you, Etho bought it immediately. Glad to see he’s still as obsessed as ever!

17:41 omg 😭😭 she did nott

When I saw the TNT: First reaction: Oh no... Second Reaction: Oh, he's actually doing good! Third Reaction: There it is... Maybe next time❤😊

Hello Lizzie's husband

"oh no, I'm poor again" -Bean, every other episodes

me: it's 1am I should probably sleep Joel, with his impeccable timing:

Thank you so much for the vid! Joel! Your'e really giving us so much content right now, with this and the new season of the life series! Seriously appreciate all the effort you put into feeding us content!!!

This makes my bean smallish

I love this intro, this is exactly why i'm subscribed to SmallishBeans.

9 seconds in, and we get the awesome horse civilization. Please make a movie!!

Adding some flying bikes would be really cool for the skyline!

"I'll remove them with a magic trick. BAM BAM BAM - with my gun" That's the kind of magic they teach at Ilvermorny

The second you lit up the tnt above you and then carried on placing below, I knew that was going to end badly 😂

Love that xb’s shop was the first to get called out for being noisy before mumbo’s

He still has to make a wind charge shop, might be profitable

nahh the parkour civilisation reference tho

Parkour civilization and Purpur Pete more like - Purp-kour civilization. Geddit? Gettid? like purpur and parkour! HAHAHAHA

bdubs is NOT going to like this intro...

Joel needs to get into another therapy session with his frogger addiction

Joel cannot say he would make the jump for beef everytime when we watched him miss the four block jump in Cub's maze four times before he gave up

What an I watching?!?!? lol 0:59

It's obvious how much work went into this!

6:46 our nonchalant king🫶👑

Joel there is a new slime farm which uses ozing potion and snow blocks its super effective just make it bro

Didn’t know your voice was so deep Joel nice going

PARKOUR CIVILISATION? OH I LOVE THIS VIDEO ALREADY

I would genuinely watch a full Horse Killing Civilization movie

we need a part 2 for that intro

omg lmao the intro is always watch those on tiktok

Killing 50 horses in a day doesn't seem so bad, right? But what you don't know is that the enclosure only has 49 horses, which means that it's not actually possible for a horse killing noob to become a horse killing pro. But not all hope is lost because a dying old man gives Smallbo a compass that leads to a horse spawn egg?! Now he can finally become a horse killing pro! This is horse killing civilization where you have to kill hor-

Bro got me hooked on horse killing civ

joel i love each and every intro of urs its very unique and hilarious, been ur sub since 2020!!!

I didn't realize how popular parkour civilization became 💀

Dude, with the infestation and oozing potions, slime farming is insanely easy...

10:35 you should have collected it all like that just to spite her

I would watch to parts of 2 long hours of Horse Killing Civilization 😂😂❤️

one eyed, one horned, flying purpur people eater.

I lost my last braincell during that into 🥰

I love all of your little openings❤

Time for horse killing! Haha bdubs is going to be angry at you also the life series reference with the limited life skin!! ❤❤ 😅

Don't call him PurPur Pete, call him Peter Purper, also known as Shulker-Man!

7:21 Holy smokes what are you a rockstar?

before i even watch a smallishbeans viseo i like it.

This is it, peak into. He can’t do better surely

This may be the funniest intro skit yet oh my god

Whether its the life series, a prank, or mining, I get great joy watching Joel mess up when he uses tnt.

They call him purpur Pete. He's the king of the rumba beat. When he play the maracas he go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom...

masterpiece intro imma need a 2 hour version ASAP

Of all of the things I was expecting from Joel's intro this episode, a parkour civilization parody wasn't one of them, but I'm glad it's what we got.

i love your vids so muchhhh the intros are my fav the par core civilization

HELP THE PARKOUR CIV- oh sorry I mean THE HORSE KILLING CIVILIZATION INTRO IS HILARIOUS genuinely i almost fell out of my chair cause i was laughing so hard, absolutely love this!!

Missed opportunity to build grimace for pearl

YESSS I get to be called an idiot by my fav Minecraft player lesss goooo

The birds were I think supposed to be postal pigeons!! I love Purpur Pete

Crazy about parkour civilization

NOOO not removing the birds. Omg I thought it was such a nice addition to the whole aesthetic of the base. Made it feel alive somehow

The thing needs an eyepatch and wings, and it can be the one-eyed-long-tongued-flying-purper-parkour-reference.

Purpur pete looks metal af

Y'know Joel could open a glue factor with all the remains of the horses. I bet Bdubs would love to help him out with a cool industrial building as a making peace deal! (He doesn't need to know its for horses into glue conversion specifically. It's just a glue factory! Then do the interior later with armor stands and-)

" i normally dont do big explosions with tnt" *flashbacks to the start of the season*

Oh my god not the parkour civilization reference he's addicted (still think it's funny if you failed the jump for the beef)

The 2010s dystopian intro😂

Me: This will be the vid where Joel won't make the intro crazy Joel: ITS TIME FOR HORSE KILLING 😐

I feel like you hit the 3 quintessential pillars of Minecraft in this video. Blowing things up with TNT, blowing yourself up with TNT and murdering horses like a blood thirsty maniac.

PARKOUR CIVILIZATION REFERENCE LOLLLL

best intro so far

The pants being named the protector of the crown jewels is so wild PLEASE

Joel- “I don’t really do big explosions.” *flashbacks to kingdomcraft*

subtle foreshadowing meme with Joel blowing up

as someone who one week ago watched Kwite mention parkour civilization, then to binge the whole thing, and now this!? It makes me happy lol, I showed my 7 year old brother the movie.

This book it’s writing in horse killing!

I had to take 3 full minutes after that intro to process the pure genius.