Put some respect on the castle (Balatro) 

We're baloto guys, of course we don't know how to spell the game

Fuck it we bald

We're balatro guys, of course we subconsciously carbon date the video based on the stake progression

Vagabond & Green Joker on the same run. Certified NL classic

b.....balatro....guys......course we g......lob...otomies

0:37 when I’m riding my horse and I briefly forget how to command it forward

Constantly skipping the free Jumbo celestial pack is peak gameplay.

Ryan's commentary in general is amazing. He's just a dude who's living life and has a way with words.

Starting a bit off with “IM NOT SAYING THERAPT DOESNT WORK” definitely has me piqued

12:35 it was him, officer! he's the one who cursed the canucks!

46:27 when it's trivia night at the bar and the question is "What was Luke Skywalker's X-Wing Called?"

We are receding hairstyle guys, of course we are in denial about not being bald

We're NL guys, of course we'll watch a video even though we've already seen all the bits on the library

We're balatro guys, of course we post 3 hours later than normal

1:00 Repetition is why therapy works, not just one and done.

Me when discussing the career of Nathan Fillion

we are balatro guys, of course we do not do contractions

NL skipping free celestial packs with astronomer hurt my soul

0:28 Went bald btw, thanks for the advice

"Fuck it, we sell it to ruin vagabond anyway" cracked me up more than it should've

1:46 double my body dysmorphia and give it to the next guy

Hello! I've been a professional seaman working on a variety of ships all over the world, including larger passengerboats, for the past 15 years. For about ten of those years I've been a designated smokediver with special security duties and have been in real situations where theres been a fire / other crisises onboard a ship. The past two years I've been working a second job as Assistant Instructor teaching fire safety at sea and running fullscale drills. CRUISES ARE FUCKING TERRIFYING AND AN ABSOLUTE LOGISTICAL NIGHTMARE FOR THE CREW IN CASE ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS. They are safe enough and the chances nowadays that something bad is gonna happen are slim but the possibilty that something can go horribly wrong makes me stay away from them. @northernlion, AMA about my job, I know you are into that :D

39:01 Me asking my lab partner about the newborn animal we discovered.

We’re, of course

28:31 You explained my life motto of humor. This is gold.

Of course we put things in the wrong order, we're balatro guys.

1:03:03 When I’m a Christian Bible author and I’m trying to think of compelling characters to set up the nativity of Bethlehem.

It's so sick being Bald, everyone is constantly in awe at my raw power

Grima Wormtongue when Saruman says he is going to siege Helm's Deep

The 3rd category for bot having an air frier is wanting one but not having the counter/storage space in your tiny apartment

1:02:42 me when i see a police officer

NL doubting his advice turning the proper dendrite them proceeding to turn the proper dendrite for me for an unrelated subject is why egg is goat

It's all hydrocarbons guy is goated

Man, Kate straight called out NL on the state of his office, that was pretty brutal

4:17 When your at the worst fruit tasting competition and the judge asks what fruit you want to try

A pervert walks into a bar 0:15

Anand to Svilder in the 1999 Linares chess tournament:

4:18 Me when my friend has a couple too many pears in his possession

Burger historians:

The family interactions are always so wholesome.

I got a better help ad and returned at 1:10 getting jumpscared by a psychic egg

Rip canuks

Sock and Buskin has art too lewd for tube

24:05 actually so fucking true

We're balatro guys, of course we comment before watching

they call her Mark Whaney because her head game is out of this world. 57:08

Me when I'm a Lord speaking to my lowly serfs:

"Canuks in 4" LuL

20:40 i feel sniped

Throwing that run by just ignoring like 20 vaga triggers is peak NL.

My son told me that "Dad drinks alot of his money" referencing my Mt. Dew addict. 4 months clean now.

Bro is madly in love with oops all sixes it did absolutely nothing for him yet he just loves to get to see it on his screen lmao

"All we needed was one lucky card to pay out" - Man who played a steel card earlier in the round

Saw green joker first shop, turned it off lol

we're balatro guys, of course we skip celestial packs with astronomer

Castle with smeared joker goes off! Especially on low ante decks where u get extra discards.

I like how this episode starts with a mental health guide 💯💯💯

Nls take on off kilter humor is soooo real I love him for that

first time ive seen NL be genuinely annoyed with Kate and deservedly so

Save it for Later is a song by Harvey Danger. rad folks.

another day, another green joker

I have to accept that I come for the commentary and not optimized gameplay

Think the thing with cruises is when they go wrong, it’s catastrophic, never mind that more people probably get sick or die on non-cruise holidays, even accounting for the proportional difference. Sure, hundreds of thousands of people might have got sick from eating undercooked food whilst on holiday this year, but it definitely sticks in your head more when a few thousand get it all on the one ship.

Castle in the title, green joker in the thumbnail. The type A thoughts started immediately, I'm cooked

we’re balatro guys of course we watch 30 seconds after posting

We're balatro guys, of course we skip free celestial packs

we think we’re balatro bros therefore we are balatro bros

We're balatro guys, of course we take green joker and lose on ante 7

Tank the baldness damage! 👍😆

Astronomer into skipping free planet packs, NL the goat

That Toby Keith joke +100 holy shit thank you

He isnt locked in even %20 in to the game he constantly forgets celestial packs

3:32 I’m fucking dying at this lmao

Am I crazy or have I seen this and the last Balatro vid already......

Some sage advice to start the video

I won my first Yellow Deck, orange stake with castle, ancient, smeared, joker and observatory perkeo, Jupiter and negative hanging Chad for good measure. Struggled for weeks and then beat final blind by 7m.

Kate is more entertaining in 5 mins than the bald guy is in the whole video

I am once again asking for the discord link.

5:42 greatest store of all time, we're passing up freebies now. NO I MEANT I'M not a type .. hell I forgot which type of chatter is which. Egg's cooked though, that doesn't change.

NL video title tells me to put respect on Castle. I haven't even finished the video but i did. Won the 4 joker run on purple stake. thank you castle. and NL too i guess.

20:42 so unprompted

I said hey, lets pick a random new balatro, enter the world's best rant at the start. Hit me like a truck dude wtf was he yapping on about

I see green joker in the thumbnail, I'm going to lose my mind

16:29 duke leto atreides

BANE: OF COURSE we

YESSSSSSS

AI merged person that survives on energy.

Green joker is becoming the Brimstone/Mom's knife of Balatro. I see it, I sleep 😴

We're

NL saying "canucks in 3" over the oilers did not age well

no respect for brita? not a real hydrator I see

We're balatro guys, of couse we dont know "balatro" means joker in Latin.

2 cokes a day, wow. I can't imagine that. You guys are wilding over there on the other side of the pond.

for someone who advocates so much on green joker supremacy, he doesn't really play it that well with it...

45:54 Me halfway through Organic Chemistry

Loves green joker, skips hand every round for NO reason

My family still has a Brita pitcher (two, in fact, because we've moved several times and one of them was packed and we couldn't find it and bought another one), and my littlest brother just got one to take to college.

I open. I see green joker. I sleep

ZAP

5:55 personally splash green joker synergy cannot be underestimated