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Putin Assassination Attempt 

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this was funnier in my head... check out my other videos!
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Комментарии : 25 тыс.   
@debopriyadutta3736
@debopriyadutta3736 3 года назад
He remembered his mother's warning about taking candies from strangers.
@maskinpistol1127
@maskinpistol1127 3 года назад
dont think a stranger would stand so close to russias president
@ricarbo.
@ricarbo. 3 года назад
Putin's mother does not tell him to not take candy from strangers, Putin tells his mom that
@Unknown-mi4ih
@Unknown-mi4ih 3 года назад
@@ricarbo. Oh gawd😨
@krunkeralt_yt9821
@krunkeralt_yt9821 3 года назад
Uhh reds sus
@branislavpavlovic9395
@branislavpavlovic9395 3 года назад
This is a good one
@sym9266
@sym9266 3 года назад
He smiled as if to say: "I wasn't born yesterday"
@Karl_Drogo55
@Karl_Drogo55 3 года назад
@Bruno Sousa lol I mean he gives some to the guy to his left first before him though
@dc1939
@dc1939 3 года назад
@@Karl_Drogo55 you wouldn't last as President heh ... if he were actually trying to get him he would have normal pieces and killer pieces and know which they were obviously.
@Rodrigo_As
@Rodrigo_As 3 года назад
@@Karl_Drogo55 Bruh man
@callidusvulpes5556
@callidusvulpes5556 3 года назад
@@dc1939 yea, because life is a 1960s spy movie.
@FightDelusion
@FightDelusion 3 года назад
@@callidusvulpes5556 it’s not that hard of a concept but it also looked like they faked grabbing one and putting it into their mouth especially the second one
@aashiljeetsingh4125
@aashiljeetsingh4125 Год назад
As a single child, it must have been hard for Putin to raise both parents
@radhakishanguriya
@radhakishanguriya Год назад
@-never-gonna-give-you-up-
@-never-gonna-give-you-up- Год назад
As a kid with brain damage from the umbilical cord around your neck as a baby, it must be very hard for your parents to see trash suffering.
@ifym900
@ifym900 Год назад
Comment ur af
@F-bot
@F-bot Год назад
Good shit bro
@Light77788
@Light77788 Год назад
In Mother Russia, parents don't raise the child, the child raises the parents
@rajbalayadav4371
@rajbalayadav4371 Год назад
When Graham Bell invented Telephone, there was already a missed call from Putin
@Revolution221
@Revolution221 Год назад
😜😜
@TusharSharma-cw7mn
@TusharSharma-cw7mn Год назад
So underrated
@snehit
@snehit Год назад
Omggg
@jordyczaplewski8693
@jordyczaplewski8693 Год назад
😂😂😂
@solidturtle6910
@solidturtle6910 Год назад
this one
@notgarvit
@notgarvit 4 года назад
*Spolier alert*: They don’t get him next time either.
@spongebobsmirk1528
@spongebobsmirk1528 4 года назад
*won't
@sumguy6213
@sumguy6213 4 года назад
SaViTaR The Real God Of Speed can’t*
@deyanaleksich8293
@deyanaleksich8293 4 года назад
There is no next time lmao
@esdsohx1196
@esdsohx1196 4 года назад
This guy is smart Putin.
@stealth6567
@stealth6567 4 года назад
dude stop spoiling
@PhoenixLive_YT
@PhoenixLive_YT 3 года назад
and thus, he was sent to the gulag
@lucas_2612
@lucas_2612 3 года назад
hi
@lanclarenzaguilar8264
@lanclarenzaguilar8264 3 года назад
Its GULAG
@SomethinMemey
@SomethinMemey 3 года назад
...and promptly returned 3 seconds later
@SourSpecial
@SourSpecial 3 года назад
Couse he gave the wrong person the candy... Agian
@momosupremacy8349
@momosupremacy8349 3 года назад
Mmmm goulash
@user-qu1ht8wi3e
@user-qu1ht8wi3e Год назад
When putin has a bodyguard, the bodyguard feels safe
@Revolution221
@Revolution221 Год назад
💃💃
@YuviCreator
@YuviCreator 11 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BigChiken44
@BigChiken44 11 месяцев назад
It's funny because really Putin's paranoidal fear of everything should be a subject of medical science. Pooping in a suitcase so no one can steal your poop... that's serious problems
@JoaoPedro-kp5px
@JoaoPedro-kp5px 10 месяцев назад
@@BigChiken44 when you've been Russia's ruler for the past 20 years, you become a paranoid
@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 10 месяцев назад
​​@@JoaoPedro-kp5pxyeah, because he's human, im pretty sure if he was invincible as he wishes he wouldn't give a faq
@manudaflop
@manudaflop Год назад
Putin Sleeps with lights on because the darkness is scared of him
@Revolution221
@Revolution221 Год назад
😜😜
@Arigail
@Arigail 11 месяцев назад
Underrated
@YuviCreator
@YuviCreator 11 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 10 месяцев назад
💀
@amesvornu8304
@amesvornu8304 10 месяцев назад
Shame we're changing chuck norris jokes with putin
@ramandeeprandhawa3631
@ramandeeprandhawa3631 3 года назад
when he calls the wrong number, the person apologizes for being the wrong person
@johnjacobastoriv688
@johnjacobastoriv688 3 года назад
Underrated
@sarathb6470
@sarathb6470 3 года назад
holy sh*t...best.. :D
@santoshsankpal2152
@santoshsankpal2152 3 года назад
Bruhhh
@nolaw9880
@nolaw9880 3 года назад
More likes 😂
@chinmoynagarkar7680
@chinmoynagarkar7680 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@just_a_turtle_chad
@just_a_turtle_chad 3 года назад
When Putin was little and it was his bedtime, he tucked his parents to sleep.
@farmerwithshotgun1293
@farmerwithshotgun1293 3 года назад
I read this wrong the 1st time😅
@ChaseMcCain81
@ChaseMcCain81 3 года назад
He put his parents to sleep.
@johnpippin2426
@johnpippin2426 3 года назад
Literally laughed out loud
@bluhbluhbluh9161
@bluhbluhbluh9161 3 года назад
@@farmerwithshotgun1293 took me 3 reads u realise is tuck not fuck
@coolkid-pi8yz
@coolkid-pi8yz 3 года назад
@@bluhbluhbluh9161 BROOoOOO💀
@kevinshim1688
@kevinshim1688 Год назад
When Putin reads a book, the book gains knowledge.
@scorpions1965
@scorpions1965 Год назад
Hate to say it but, underrated
@mr.gouravkale
@mr.gouravkale Год назад
😂😂
@benmirault5933
@benmirault5933 11 месяцев назад
Not sure how useful the knowledge is considering how Putin’s invasion is going
@classeontop7403
@classeontop7403 11 месяцев назад
LOL
@Night-op7zf
@Night-op7zf 11 месяцев назад
He also won the tour de france using a stationary bike
@prasoon2232
@prasoon2232 11 месяцев назад
When Putin installs a software, they agree to his terms.
@Lamidnightsss
@Lamidnightsss 9 месяцев назад
Underrated comment 😂😂
@LukeDeGance
@LukeDeGance 8 месяцев назад
@@Lamidnightsss exactly what i was thinking lol
@patrikrenmark2010
@patrikrenmark2010 8 месяцев назад
The man does not even know how to use a computer. Get over it.
@h_X_f-
@h_X_f- 7 месяцев назад
@@patrikrenmark2010get over what?
@ikr233
@ikr233 7 месяцев назад
​@@patrikrenmark2010It's just a joke. Get over it.
@prafullidhoo3716
@prafullidhoo3716 3 года назад
When Putin is late to school, his teachers apologize for being early.
@vincentsmith7456
@vincentsmith7456 3 года назад
nice one
@nayal5357
@nayal5357 3 года назад
Lmao ‼️
@heheganteng842
@heheganteng842 3 года назад
siiick:v
@capt.macmillan5055
@capt.macmillan5055 3 года назад
Lmmmaooooi
@diegodelgado141
@diegodelgado141 3 года назад
In america the teacher gives putin a warning for bad behavior. In Russia Putin gives warning to teacher.
@ThugHunt7
@ThugHunt7 4 года назад
If you're going to be assassinated just say no, they can't kill you without your consent.
@bacon6496
@bacon6496 4 года назад
Kuya Cardo wait hol up we
@bacon6496
@bacon6496 4 года назад
Kuya Cardo wat u saying
@bacon6496
@bacon6496 4 года назад
Kuya Cardo ?!?!?!?’?’?!?!?!? ?!?’?
@dantewake6293
@dantewake6293 4 года назад
Jokes aside the current Mexican president says "If you are being robbed just say no and that'll shoo 'em away"
@filipedias7284
@filipedias7284 4 года назад
then im screwed but not really
@sounakpatra4139
@sounakpatra4139 Год назад
When Putin forgets a word, they remove it from dictionary
@mak7eye
@mak7eye Год назад
😂
@MotivationisKey-cy9ph
@MotivationisKey-cy9ph Год назад
😂😂
@AdhvaithSane
@AdhvaithSane Год назад
Well not really but carry on
@PrabhablyAGoodYouTuber
@PrabhablyAGoodYouTuber Год назад
@@AdhvaithSane such a party pooper
@NikkoOnRoblox
@NikkoOnRoblox Год назад
​@@PrabhablyAGoodRU-vidrWell not really but carry on
@DrMeetPatel
@DrMeetPatel Год назад
When Putin enters your home, you are the guest
@johananas8407
@johananas8407 Год назад
So he’s a cat then?
@dahangman7557
@dahangman7557 Год назад
​@@johananas8407nice
@DrMeetPatel
@DrMeetPatel Год назад
@@johananas8407 you still alive?
@johananas8407
@johananas8407 Год назад
@@DrMeetPatel Yeah, I’m good. Thank you lol
@youtube__handle
@youtube__handle 11 месяцев назад
Good one
@Coinz8
@Coinz8 4 года назад
Assassin: " Would you like a poison?" Putin: " No, Ive already had three this morning. Have to watch my diet"
@trashcantacos
@trashcantacos 4 года назад
lmao this is the best one 👌
@cgrecia89
@cgrecia89 4 года назад
#accurate
@afa4766
@afa4766 4 года назад
Diet. Lol
@thetsfa3307
@thetsfa3307 4 года назад
@3rc ammmmm... wtf , oh sorry- tf
@MK_54598
@MK_54598 4 года назад
Its kinda true if you have small amount of poison daily you can become immune to poison
@vishu9091
@vishu9091 5 лет назад
He needs to putin some effort.
@ruthwikrao9603
@ruthwikrao9603 5 лет назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hammadibrahim39
@hammadibrahim39 5 лет назад
Damn
@GamerBoy-xd5yr
@GamerBoy-xd5yr 5 лет назад
Top comment
@epiccars5440
@epiccars5440 5 лет назад
Put in
@pringelz5339
@pringelz5339 5 лет назад
@@epiccars5440 no putin
@qaisoone
@qaisoone Год назад
Putin goes to McDonalds and the ice-cream machine starts working
@hannahs.7138
@hannahs.7138 Год назад
underrated comment fr😂
@tovarish_kommandir
@tovarish_kommandir 10 месяцев назад
Ain't no way , even the ice cream machine becomes comead ice when it sees putin
@BlackHatGhostAnon5670
@BlackHatGhostAnon5670 10 месяцев назад
Underrated 😂
@randymarsh5088
@randymarsh5088 10 месяцев назад
Top comment
@VladIsLove22
@VladIsLove22 10 месяцев назад
There is no McDonalds in russia 😊
@Xwisit
@Xwisit Год назад
ChatGPT isn’t AI - it’s Putin typing back to you.
@cherryvodka9621
@cherryvodka9621 7 месяцев назад
😮
@elchinpirbabayev5757
@elchinpirbabayev5757 6 месяцев назад
@@cherryvodka9621 it’s Putin typing back AT you. He doesn't type TO Anybody!
@andreiboroianu946
@andreiboroianu946 5 месяцев назад
@@elchinpirbabayev5757 Who?
@mangasm9293
@mangasm9293 4 месяца назад
​@elchinpirbabayev5757 read the room bud
@blazing_cycler
@blazing_cycler Месяц назад
ayoooo
@funmaker1013
@funmaker1013 4 года назад
Expectations: A sniper bullet misses Putin by inches. Reality: Wanna eat some candy?
@jfmajait7148
@jfmajait7148 4 года назад
That's what I expected to 🤣🤣
@jmcadenas8820
@jmcadenas8820 4 года назад
Me too lol
@slkcld3008
@slkcld3008 4 года назад
Same doe
@jakoda2514
@jakoda2514 4 года назад
@inglourious Basterd he most likely wouldn't be able to get close enough with a gun.
@sergiosyber
@sergiosyber 4 года назад
inglourious Basterd no what he is saying is that his security wouldn’t allow the assassin pass with a gun but would most likely let some chocolate go
@joeairbender267
@joeairbender267 3 года назад
In Russia the kids tell their parent to not accept candies from strangers.
@USER-xm9ne
@USER-xm9ne 3 года назад
Seriously?
@phoenixcoleman7777
@phoenixcoleman7777 3 года назад
Nice pp
@catterbox8329
@catterbox8329 3 года назад
@@haruharara The joke was kids tell their parents not to accept candy from parents not the other way round
@rico6719
@rico6719 3 года назад
Every fucking parent tells their kids that
@catterbox8329
@catterbox8329 3 года назад
@@rico6719 read the sentence again "kids tell their parent" "
@BlackHatGhostAnon5670
@BlackHatGhostAnon5670 10 месяцев назад
Putin doesnt have nightmares. Nightmares have Putin.
@CharlieDust942
@CharlieDust942 7 месяцев назад
Lol
@mahdyfouad4822
@mahdyfouad4822 5 месяцев назад
lol
@SimonGhostRiley-lt7yg
@SimonGhostRiley-lt7yg Месяц назад
lol
@amanelahikhan2773
@amanelahikhan2773 Год назад
when putin visits the doctor the doctor feels better
@SimonGhostRiley-lt7yg
@SimonGhostRiley-lt7yg Месяц назад
lol
@teanimate2328
@teanimate2328 4 года назад
“They never had us, not gonna lie” -Putin
@domersftw1503
@domersftw1503 4 года назад
18 47 51 13
@achinsingh9336
@achinsingh9336 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@adityadabas9408
@adityadabas9408 4 года назад
@3rc but why do I have to click the link? Ooops...
@jaylacooper2314
@jaylacooper2314 4 года назад
@3rc why?
@shiberu_7s
@shiberu_7s 4 года назад
@3rc its the link to this video lol
@bran7982
@bran7982 3 года назад
When a party is over, Putin asks the hosts to leave
@temporalmentetonto
@temporalmentetonto 3 года назад
Leave your house, brian
@jlitodelcid326
@jlitodelcid326 3 года назад
@@temporalmentetonto also you
@temporalmentetonto
@temporalmentetonto 3 года назад
@@jlitodelcid326 yes, and you
@sajidursajid2291
@sajidursajid2291 3 года назад
@@temporalmentetonto let's not forget you
@invinciblealien9492
@invinciblealien9492 3 года назад
@@sajidursajid2291 and you too
@nghtbot340
@nghtbot340 Год назад
Man: *shares his jelly beans with his homies* Title: Putin assassination attempt
@FBI72110
@FBI72110 Год назад
It was poisoned to kill him
@moozinho8667
@moozinho8667 Год назад
You’re one of those woke idiots right?
@qksf1645
@qksf1645 Год назад
@@FBI72110 Yanukovych was an ally of him so why would he kill him
@van6681
@van6681 Год назад
@@qksf1645 why wouldn't he? Never heard of betrayal???
@marktwain8121
@marktwain8121 Год назад
​@@qksf1645He was bought ,if you look Medvedev does'nt eat the candy ,he pretends he is eating it .
@johntrik7718
@johntrik7718 Год назад
Death once had a near-Putin experience.
@imbob99999
@imbob99999 Месяц назад
How is there no replies this is good
@SilentMemer
@SilentMemer 3 года назад
In mother russia you don't eat the sunflower seeds, they eat you
@SkyActives
@SkyActives 3 года назад
Lol
@SkyActives
@SkyActives 3 года назад
And cigarettes smoke you 😁
@kenny-kent60
@kenny-kent60 3 года назад
AAaAaAAAAAAAAAAAA
@lakshyasingh1576
@lakshyasingh1576 3 года назад
@Gurdeep Singh Nijjar true
@masihnajafi5055
@masihnajafi5055 3 года назад
Don't say bullshit. Russia is not Zlatan
@ayman4083
@ayman4083 3 года назад
When putin was a child strangers were told not to talk with him.
@paritoshbelekar5723
@paritoshbelekar5723 3 года назад
😂😂
@typicalexpert7715
@typicalexpert7715 3 года назад
🤣🤣
@nikoniko919
@nikoniko919 3 года назад
One of the best bro
@tenzing28
@tenzing28 3 года назад
Lol
@doublereedboy8455
@doublereedboy8455 3 года назад
Nice
@marques_asecas5894
@marques_asecas5894 Год назад
Putin in his head: *Oh, damn it! I really wanted candy, but papa and mama told me never to accept candy from strangers.*
@TheGreatPhoxEmpire
@TheGreatPhoxEmpire Год назад
Babushka
@corvte6676
@corvte6676 Год назад
he's not a stranger to putin
@vhlamingostreamsaudioconte403
@vhlamingostreamsaudioconte403 10 месяцев назад
​@@corvte6676 Yeah, he is more like a Putin's puppet 😅
@Chilleddude7691
@Chilleddude7691 Год назад
When putin goes to park for jogging the park gets healthier
@IronSharpensIronOfficial
@IronSharpensIronOfficial 5 месяцев назад
LOL
@umeshshrestha2914
@umeshshrestha2914 3 года назад
He's the type of guy who can Kill fish by drowning it
@sugoi_neko4417
@sugoi_neko4417 3 года назад
Underrated
@auctifer0
@auctifer0 3 года назад
Underrated
@justaorangewithapeel7986
@justaorangewithapeel7986 3 года назад
Underrated
@vivekrajput9245
@vivekrajput9245 3 года назад
O bhai .... 😅 Lit
@bloodwargaming3662
@bloodwargaming3662 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@dogukanhos9345
@dogukanhos9345 4 года назад
Just imagine the assassin and the other guy is actually on a suicide mission and just eating to convince Putin that its safe to eat and knowing they'll die too.... And Putin refuses... And they just.... Die.....
@iamtoxic4663
@iamtoxic4663 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂 lmao
@shinobix4925
@shinobix4925 4 года назад
Shoot is that what actually happened here?
@ahlatagaci2018
@ahlatagaci2018 4 года назад
That would be epic and best Putin moment ever, dostum oha lan.
@plasmathingy1432
@plasmathingy1432 4 года назад
@@shinobix4925 read the first two words in the comment
@shinobix4925
@shinobix4925 4 года назад
@@plasmathingy1432 ok but that kinda sounds like what's happening in the video. I don't know much about the actual story so I'm just trying to figure out what's going man, no need to be a dick
@glanced9684
@glanced9684 10 месяцев назад
When Putin moved out from his parent's house, he said to his father, "Now you're the man of the house".
@johnsmithee6660
@johnsmithee6660 11 месяцев назад
Putin never dials the wrong number...you just picked up the wrong phone
@gino3650
@gino3650 3 года назад
When putin enters your house, he gives you the wifi password.
@bayurukmanajati1224
@bayurukmanajati1224 3 года назад
He enters my house and I asked him politely if I can use the toilet or not.
@soldierstride554
@soldierstride554 3 года назад
He serves you as the guest
@rusdiseptian9652
@rusdiseptian9652 3 года назад
@@bayurukmanajati1224 Ngakak bangkeeee LOL 😂😂😂😂
@shadymello9146
@shadymello9146 3 года назад
He entered the house and asked the residents to come in
@akldnxk
@akldnxk 3 года назад
Cringe
@ber7041
@ber7041 4 года назад
Then he turned himself into a wide men. Funniest shit i've ever seen.
@bobpro583
@bobpro583 4 года назад
I like this comment
@raulthegibbon4869
@raulthegibbon4869 4 года назад
I like this comment
@dimasgonzalez363
@dimasgonzalez363 4 года назад
I don’t like this comment
@raulthegibbon4869
@raulthegibbon4869 4 года назад
@@dimasgonzalez363 you ruined it
@mattatron1629
@mattatron1629 4 года назад
Mac N Butter Yeah but I still like this comment
@MemezRCoolMemes
@MemezRCoolMemes Год назад
When Putin walks, he doesn’t walk, he pushes the Earth with his feet.
@devnarayanclasses9458
@devnarayanclasses9458 10 месяцев назад
😂😂
@garthcampbell7902
@garthcampbell7902 9 месяцев назад
That's actually how walking works tho 💀
@valentinlageot4101
@valentinlageot4101 9 месяцев назад
u mean the earth rotates arund him
@nutronneil9
@nutronneil9 8 месяцев назад
When the monster goes to bed at night, they check under the bed for Putin
@FreeAnuelAA
@FreeAnuelAA 3 года назад
I wonder if Putin is reading all this 😂
@ShadowHwkX7
@ShadowHwkX7 3 года назад
Im sure he is. Dont they say that Russia is spying on us. Plus, Im sure he knows English.
@markhodgson2348
@markhodgson2348 3 года назад
Yes everything is monitored
@noellerutledge8789
@noellerutledge8789 3 года назад
@@markhodgson2348 epic, HI PAL
@kiq4767
@kiq4767 3 года назад
He's surely more interested in repressing the current protests in Russia
@ShadowHwkX7
@ShadowHwkX7 3 года назад
@Mr. FourtyOz that's what he want you to think.
@hemanthnayak889
@hemanthnayak889 4 года назад
Years later that guy on his death bed "I was Inches away from killing putin"
@ianrandolph6436
@ianrandolph6436 4 года назад
I'd think Putin would've dealt with him by now. :(
@KikogamerJ2
@KikogamerJ2 4 года назад
He is on is death bed because putin poisen is vodka
@DoihaDX
@DoihaDX 4 года назад
child: "and what happened, grandpa?" Assassin: "He didn't take my candy"
@jakoda2514
@jakoda2514 4 года назад
@Somali Pirate ok Vladamir
@user-xt7ir2tk9c
@user-xt7ir2tk9c 4 года назад
"That guy" is Yanukovitsch, the former Ukranian president. Now, retired, lives near Moscow.
@kennybossier7036
@kennybossier7036 Год назад
Putin would give a headbutt to a sniperbullet.
@thepm517
@thepm517 Год назад
When putin enters a website, he asks website to accept the cookies💀
@Kenan-Z
@Kenan-Z 5 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣
@maguire7476
@maguire7476 3 года назад
Putin is the type of guy that reads the whole terms & agreements and clicks “I disagree”
@HalfGodHalfManYourWelcome
@HalfGodHalfManYourWelcome 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gadex3947
@gadex3947 3 года назад
😅😅 That's actually funny
@ola1847
@ola1847 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@forkempty
@forkempty 3 года назад
And still continues
@kaileng3500
@kaileng3500 3 года назад
Dedd
@Arnesfield
@Arnesfield 4 года назад
Assassin: "Would you like a treat?" Putin: "No thank you" The treat: "Thank goodness I'm still alive"
@nitro7697
@nitro7697 4 года назад
Jefferson Rylee underrated comment
@daviesugo7641
@daviesugo7641 4 года назад
Putin: So am I too, u can't kill a Putin even if you try too haha
@dmitrorobinson8991
@dmitrorobinson8991 4 года назад
It's not assassin, it's Yanukovytch
@user-tx6ik6rl8g
@user-tx6ik6rl8g 4 года назад
This might be the worst attempt at comedy I’ve ever seen
@MixSonaProductions
@MixSonaProductions 4 года назад
Putin is confirmed Templar
@StizzY8
@StizzY8 7 месяцев назад
When Putin blinks, his eyelids apologize for blocking his vision.
@benjaminmurphy377
@benjaminmurphy377 11 месяцев назад
When Putin jumps up, the earth moves down for him.
@Redfrog1011
@Redfrog1011 9 месяцев назад
That’s just how jumping works lmao read a physics book
@guilhermeisrael8163
@guilhermeisrael8163 5 месяцев назад
​@@Redfrog1011a joke is something that you say or do to make people laugh, for example a funny story that you tell I can't tell jokes. She's always cracking jokes. They often make jokes at each other's expense. The kids in that class are always looking to play a joke on the teacher. I didn't get the joke (= understand it). I wish he wouldn't tell dirty jokes (= about sex). a sick joke (= about death, disease, etc.) as a joke I only did it as a joke (= it was not meant seriously). joke about somebody/something Have you heard the joke about the elephant and the mouse?
@anonymate
@anonymate 3 года назад
When Putin graduated, the university got a degree
@palashsingh8931
@palashsingh8931 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ValorantWowzers
@ValorantWowzers 3 года назад
this is the one right here
@rsquareaaron1094
@rsquareaaron1094 3 года назад
Lit
@ANYA.RIZALI
@ANYA.RIZALI 3 года назад
ara ara
@prathameshchougule503
@prathameshchougule503 3 года назад
🤣
@kissofdeath4449
@kissofdeath4449 4 года назад
Guy on radio: "mission failed!..." Putin: * interferes on radio* "I'll get you now!"
@user-fb1pk2yw8w
@user-fb1pk2yw8w 4 года назад
Oh god oh fuck
@ravioliking5246
@ravioliking5246 4 года назад
My turn
@FrostBlackbird
@FrostBlackbird 4 года назад
"Guy on radio"?!?!? You show respect to Captain Price.
@Carfalog
@Carfalog 4 года назад
The Ethiopian Caterpillar it’s Ghost actually but yea
@comradesinvolhend5153
@comradesinvolhend5153 4 года назад
Correction "I got cho ass now"
@cameron8529
@cameron8529 Год назад
When Putin does push ups, he is actually bench pressing the planet.
@prohamburger22
@prohamburger22 11 месяцев назад
When a pack of gum almost changed an entire timeline.
@fifervonpiper6707
@fifervonpiper6707 3 года назад
"Candy." Putin: Nyet. "Blyat."
@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 3 года назад
We failed "Da"
@ajsmoth3509
@ajsmoth3509 3 года назад
Blyat
@carbon1642
@carbon1642 3 года назад
Blyat
@mustafahmed1
@mustafahmed1 3 года назад
Blyat
@soleaye4523
@soleaye4523 3 года назад
Blyat
@alexfot_21
@alexfot_21 Год назад
When Putin walks in dark but he can't see sun automatically appears.
@T--ek9nr
@T--ek9nr 7 месяцев назад
when Putin walks in the dark, the dark can't see
@poohalliance
@poohalliance 8 месяцев назад
When a hacker tries to hack putin's phone, The phone hacks the hacker.
@fullhouse1281
@fullhouse1281 6 месяцев назад
Thats true actually
@justinfry8833
@justinfry8833 3 года назад
When Putin showed up late, everyone apologized for being on time.
@classxi-a9428
@classxi-a9428 3 года назад
lmao
@nordanshat2708
@nordanshat2708 3 года назад
copied comment
@buddhaboy6017
@buddhaboy6017 3 года назад
lol
@Votaru
@Votaru 3 года назад
@@nordanshat2708 i see your new to the internet
@rbkgaming2581
@rbkgaming2581 3 года назад
@@nordanshat2708 a copy of a copied comment of some guys who said "copied comment"
@pandajohn5911
@pandajohn5911 3 года назад
When Putin was born, he named himself and congratulated his parents
@anthonyznaysa
@anthonyznaysa 3 года назад
Respect
@tomskiii06
@tomskiii06 3 года назад
🤣🤣top comment
@cornelldavid472
@cornelldavid472 3 года назад
🤣
@oasisboi
@oasisboi 3 года назад
after he was born he drove his mom home from the hospital
@oigomieggo24
@oigomieggo24 3 года назад
Reminds me of this: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-PtAmkrLdMeU.html “Honey, what should we call him?” “Hmm, let’s see...” “Vladimir Putin.” “He talked?!?”
@wmhfanatic
@wmhfanatic Год назад
Putin wears a jacket so the jacket doesn't feel cold
@mayravelarde2247
@mayravelarde2247 6 месяцев назад
Putin is the type of guy to bring a mattress to a pillow fight
@mchs5356
@mchs5356 3 года назад
When Putin late to school, his teacher apologized for being early.
@yumiko523
@yumiko523 3 года назад
When Putin sees someone copying another comment He kills them
@live_feedv2
@live_feedv2 3 года назад
Lmao imagine copying a comment
@brightdeogratias6664
@brightdeogratias6664 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@pul5e587
@pul5e587 3 года назад
Stolen comment
@Nile15rush_fj
@Nile15rush_fj 3 года назад
The school starts when Putin enters the building and the teachers get paid when Putin feels like it
@Aego384
@Aego384 3 года назад
When Putin chops onions, the onions start to cry.
@JimBobJoeB0b
@JimBobJoeB0b 3 года назад
That’s dark tho
@RahulPandey-xb6gb
@RahulPandey-xb6gb 3 года назад
#justiceforonions
@liebe1099
@liebe1099 3 года назад
#justiceforonions
@SuperSonkik
@SuperSonkik 3 года назад
As they should
@gh0stroy
@gh0stroy 3 года назад
I would cry too if i was bring slaughtered in half
@asoncalledvoonch2210
@asoncalledvoonch2210 Год назад
Putin's mother has a tattoo that says "SON"
@sdzyde7482
@sdzyde7482 10 месяцев назад
If the sun is in Putin‘s eyes, the sun relocates itself somewhere else.
@tech9896
@tech9896 3 года назад
Two things you can’t choose 1. Your parents 2. President of Russia
@odog1372
@odog1372 3 года назад
Yes
@patrickjones8255
@patrickjones8255 3 года назад
@Beau Aidan by what standard? Most HIV in Europe? The rest of us just laugh at you.
@aboutthegiggins4236
@aboutthegiggins4236 3 года назад
@@patrickjones8255 yeah im sure the rest of the EU has a lot to laugh about
@feddicap467
@feddicap467 3 года назад
But if you are 2. then you can choose 1.
@geancarlosmonteiro1001
@geancarlosmonteiro1001 3 года назад
@P G Same here in Brazil 😕
@slobberdonkeygaming8551
@slobberdonkeygaming8551 3 года назад
When Putin was a child, adults were told not to take candy from him.
@Anabelle29
@Anabelle29 2 года назад
Lmao I can't stop laughing at this 🤣🤣👌
@Harshil_Uppal
@Harshil_Uppal 2 года назад
This has to be th best
@harley.j7411
@harley.j7411 2 года назад
Damn😂😂😂😂
@xawad1880
@xawad1880 2 года назад
He was like johan libert
@chongxina8288
@chongxina8288 2 года назад
This was good. 😝👍🏻
@fedirdyshlyuk-mp9cv
@fedirdyshlyuk-mp9cv 6 месяцев назад
Bro that is Yanucovich he just offered him a gum
@ZZ24667
@ZZ24667 6 месяцев назад
“Assasination sir?” “No thank you”
@itsprotik60
@itsprotik60 3 года назад
When Putin's little toe hits a corner, the corner cries in pain
@hunter-nv9xi
@hunter-nv9xi 3 года назад
i'm dead😂😂
@itsshrimp91
@itsshrimp91 3 года назад
Why are the funniest jokes the least liked?? Bruh.
@theveryultimatechannelofdo4530
@theveryultimatechannelofdo4530 3 года назад
No mans that strong I’m afraid
@FilipinoFurry
@FilipinoFurry 3 года назад
OUR comments right?
@itsprotik60
@itsprotik60 3 года назад
@@theveryultimatechannelofdo4530 how wrong of you to assume that Putin is an average human being. YOU HAVE BEEN SENTENCED TO THE GULAG!!!!
@iamanevutable981
@iamanevutable981 3 года назад
Thought I'd try one: When Putin enters private property, the owners are arrested for trespassing.
@yehdekhlobhai.
@yehdekhlobhai. 3 года назад
Gd one 😂
@rsquareaaron1094
@rsquareaaron1094 3 года назад
🔥
@alexanderajax2956
@alexanderajax2956 3 года назад
LOL
@fikrifahrizal482
@fikrifahrizal482 3 года назад
good
@nikoniko919
@nikoniko919 3 года назад
Good one you can try another one,this one has passed the test😁😁😁
@alessandropasquali3371
@alessandropasquali3371 Год назад
When Putin goes to the gym, steroids use him to get stronger
@AA-ti6hq
@AA-ti6hq Год назад
When Putin goes to the zoo, the animals line up to take pictures with him.
@Minute_Sniper
@Minute_Sniper 4 года назад
Assassin: Snack? Putin: dumb western spy, we only ever drink vodka here
@kevinethan5751
@kevinethan5751 4 года назад
😄😀😃😂😅
@aaron_rds1341
@aaron_rds1341 4 года назад
Poison in the vodka
@CookieeMonstarr666
@CookieeMonstarr666 4 года назад
@@aaron_rds1341 vodka is a poison
@capolean2902
@capolean2902 4 года назад
Aaron_rds he watches anime so hes immune
@mohamedhersi7699
@mohamedhersi7699 4 года назад
😂😂
@navikrastavici6323
@navikrastavici6323 3 года назад
Putin doesn't flush the toilet he scares the shit out of it
@carmelomalacalza8981
@carmelomalacalza8981 3 года назад
Lmao
@Eliling
@Eliling 3 года назад
Im dead 😭😭😭🤣
@skrambullchristensen8990
@skrambullchristensen8990 3 года назад
Bahahahaha
@kimjongun9077
@kimjongun9077 3 года назад
Now, that's a good one lmao
@Monkeydluffy-we2fk
@Monkeydluffy-we2fk 3 года назад
Fuck nice one
@truckynforky
@truckynforky 11 месяцев назад
When Putin smiles we’re at peace.
@henry03100
@henry03100 Год назад
His heart is cold, his moves are bold
@xgummybowld8107
@xgummybowld8107 3 года назад
When Putin leaves his grandparents, he sneaks 20$ into their pockets.
@harshh9000
@harshh9000 3 года назад
ok
@smithersoneil9675
@smithersoneil9675 3 года назад
ok
@Sebastian-M
@Sebastian-M 3 года назад
that's nice of him
@jaygaming4320
@jaygaming4320 3 года назад
Why
@dwaynelouis343
@dwaynelouis343 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cyanshadow3515
@cyanshadow3515 4 месяца назад
WHY DID THIS COME UP WHEN I SEARCHED "WOMP WOMP"💀💀💀
@ProtoAlpha
@ProtoAlpha 4 месяца назад
"Womp womp woopsie we failed the assassination attempt"
@user-ui4pc1md5c
@user-ui4pc1md5c 3 месяца назад
SAME LMAO
@amogh7815
@amogh7815 3 года назад
When Putin listens to music on Spotify, the artist gets the ads
@yehdekhlobhai.
@yehdekhlobhai. 3 года назад
😂
@abdallahiahm1940
@abdallahiahm1940 3 года назад
putin video’s comments are the best 😂😂
@strawberrybruh
@strawberrybruh 3 года назад
Just get premium
@jennahtailya4726
@jennahtailya4726 3 года назад
This one takes the cake
@jojivk3404
@jojivk3404 3 года назад
Stolen
@imaadinayath9040
@imaadinayath9040 3 года назад
When Putin poses for a picture, the camera smiles for him.
@brianbos5424
@brianbos5424 3 года назад
Crocidilian
@certified_geek7536
@certified_geek7536 3 года назад
How were they gonna assassinate him?
@tronalddump6768
@tronalddump6768 3 года назад
@@certified_geek7536 they won't assassinate him.. he'll assassinate them
@BORA_BAÊA
@BORA_BAÊA 3 года назад
Lmao
@hollywoodbest7999
@hollywoodbest7999 2 года назад
@@tronalddump6768 🤣🤣🤣
@user-ko3ry8ky9q
@user-ko3ry8ky9q 10 месяцев назад
When Putin plays cricket,Umpire gets out
@mumu5096
@mumu5096 8 месяцев назад
When putin want's to laugh he will see this comment section.
@Speed249
@Speed249 8 месяцев назад
The comments are better than the video xd
@mumu5096
@mumu5096 8 месяцев назад
@@Speed249 true lol
@firebla2e
@firebla2e 4 года назад
Assassin: *tries to kill Putin with a snack* Putin: "No thank you." The snack: "Years of academy training wasted."
@Savantastic
@Savantastic 4 года назад
@3rc Nice cant even click it ops i spoile it
@eillishdog2563
@eillishdog2563 4 года назад
@3rc oohhh I get how it works now
@AceSpadesStudios
@AceSpadesStudios 4 года назад
Why did I read that in a Russian accent.
@maxwellsanders3409
@maxwellsanders3409 4 года назад
@@AceSpadesStudios don't ask questions.
@stitchthecollie7803
@stitchthecollie7803 4 года назад
3rc I see what u did there 👀
@ryanbrimson8238
@ryanbrimson8238 2 года назад
When Vladimir Putin was in school, the teachers would ask him if they could go to the toilet
@RahulSharma_832
@RahulSharma_832 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@jonathank4524
@jonathank4524 2 года назад
😂😂
@NikolajKalashnikov47
@NikolajKalashnikov47 2 года назад
And he would say, "I don't know, CAN you?"
@ashilyjustin4748
@ashilyjustin4748 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@delshi13
@delshi13 2 года назад
🤣
@YouTubeU.S.A.
@YouTubeU.S.A. Год назад
When telephone was first invented, it had three missed calls from Vladimir Putin.
@greenja4688
@greenja4688 Год назад
underrated
@nickizcool20
@nickizcool20 11 месяцев назад
2 weeks later: that same guys “ tragically falls down the stairs” 😂 The cameraman: falls out of a window”
@xwingknight
@xwingknight 10 месяцев назад
The other guy: “tragically coughs up his entire respiratory system”
@jaykay3123
@jaykay3123 3 года назад
When putin was born, he slapped the doctor for not crying.
@LuisLopez-ve5jt
@LuisLopez-ve5jt 3 года назад
Best comment so far 😂😂😂
@shubhamnamdev
@shubhamnamdev 3 года назад
Underrated
@electron1012
@electron1012 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣best one yet
@Nihalshaikh03
@Nihalshaikh03 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂👍
@user-hg7hr1yg1m
@user-hg7hr1yg1m 3 года назад
I’m loving it
@yoki4693
@yoki4693 11 месяцев назад
When Putin enters a room, he doesnt turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
@squirrel_slapper
@squirrel_slapper 11 месяцев назад
Putin once went to the Virgin Islands. They are now called the Islands.
@JerinGeorge
@JerinGeorge 3 года назад
When putin makes a grammatical mistake. The dictionary corrects itself
@McBreadbro
@McBreadbro 3 года назад
No, the incorrect word becomes the new word
@aliluv7816
@aliluv7816 3 года назад
I love this comment
@WHPD-dj8ku
@WHPD-dj8ku 3 года назад
Bruh
@natalieo.2263
@natalieo.2263 3 года назад
this is my favorite
@cornelldavid472
@cornelldavid472 3 года назад
Good one
@apoorvsom9120
@apoorvsom9120 Год назад
When putin goes fishing, the fishes surrender their lives to become his food.
@alexmaximus9134
@alexmaximus9134 Год назад
Putin was like "You won't fool me! I'm 2 parallel universes ahead of you".
@putinnakedinahallway1621
@putinnakedinahallway1621 3 года назад
When Putin trips, the floor apologizes for getting in the way.
@snipergunner1761
@snipergunner1761 3 года назад
Bold of you to assume he would trip and the earth wouldn't automatically adjust itself to his liking.
@BayAreaPolice
@BayAreaPolice 2 года назад
Lol
@uusilm3245
@uusilm3245 2 года назад
Or you just hate Putin
@SirPercival1207
@SirPercival1207 2 года назад
He’s not going anywhere he’ll probably be pres longer than it would take someone to go to Mars
@uusilm3245
@uusilm3245 2 года назад
Demons hate Putin Devil demons their witches witchcraft be cancelled everywhere in the name of Jesus Christ!
@homer6801
@homer6801 3 года назад
Putin Skipped 2 days of school, those days are now known as Saturday and Sunday
@tronalddump6768
@tronalddump6768 3 года назад
Putin skips months of school, whole world is now in lockdown
@WhenAllTheWarmthLeavesUs
@WhenAllTheWarmthLeavesUs 3 года назад
@@tronalddump6768 lol wtf
@mite3133
@mite3133 3 года назад
This was creative 😂
@muhammadnasser355
@muhammadnasser355 3 года назад
Loll
@plutosorbitoutthere
@plutosorbitoutthere 3 года назад
That’s the thing now. Chuck Norrising Putin is in now?
@Ultimate811
@Ultimate811 7 месяцев назад
these comments i cant 😂
@At1ksh
@At1ksh 10 месяцев назад
Putin supplies the sun with Vitamin D
@galadirk7843
@galadirk7843 3 года назад
When he was a kid, he gave candies to strangers
@evanschris1700
@evanschris1700 3 года назад
Prarents of the strangers tell them do not talk to Putin
@unknown_raven975
@unknown_raven975 3 года назад
@@evanschris1700 best reply ever 😂😂
@jacksonmississippi3857
@jacksonmississippi3857 3 года назад
*Stranger: Hey Putin . Want some poison?* *Putin: No thanks just had it in the morning*
@juleshet1557
@juleshet1557 3 года назад
💀💀
@leaveitorsinkit242
@leaveitorsinkit242 3 года назад
What?
@bruhdude6712
@bruhdude6712 3 года назад
what do you mean?
@Chad_Golden
@Chad_Golden 3 года назад
@@bruhdude6712 vadka
@bruhdude6712
@bruhdude6712 3 года назад
@@Chad_Golden oh ok, I just didn't understand cause it wasn't a drink in the video
@GenZ-edits1037
@GenZ-edits1037 4 месяца назад
"Hey, do you want to die?" "Nah" Imagine dying from gum
@away69
@away69 Год назад
When Putin eats a mint, the mint gets fresher
@moisessalvador7195
@moisessalvador7195 4 года назад
Damn putin still remembers what his mother taught him not to take candy from a stranger
@LeonithOneil
@LeonithOneil 4 года назад
in a month, this comment will get 1k likes ngl
@basicallystupid9008
@basicallystupid9008 4 года назад
Yep
@Nico-pq2ky
@Nico-pq2ky 4 года назад
In a year this gets 100k likes,lol
@LeonithOneil
@LeonithOneil 4 года назад
94 Already lol
@Sp4wn_
@Sp4wn_ 4 года назад
👣
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