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Putin's Army Didn't Pack Enough Food | Ukraine Puts "Russian Warship Go F*** Yourself" On A Stamp 

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Evidence is mounting that Putin's invasion of Ukraine is not going as smoothly as he'd planned, with Russian troops undersupplied and looting groceries for food. In Ukraine, the postal service is honoring the brave soldiers of Snake Island with a stamp commemorating their infamous retort to a Russian warship. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@olhalebedieva8393
@olhalebedieva8393 2 года назад
A little over an hour ago, I woke up to the sound of a terrible explosion in Kyiv, again a Russian ballistic missile from Belarus. But I knew who to turn on to smile. Thanks Steven and team. From Kyiv with love💙💛
@MeredithAnne88
@MeredithAnne88 2 года назад
Stay strong. 🙏
@carissahowell
@carissahowell 2 года назад
Sending love and prayers for peace to you and all of Ukraine from the USA. 🇺🇸❤🇺🇦 The world stands with you ❤
@teresacorrigan3076
@teresacorrigan3076 2 года назад
🇨🇦we are praying so hard for you. 💕
@blackthornsloe8049
@blackthornsloe8049 2 года назад
🌻bless you
@blondegirlsezthis8798
@blondegirlsezthis8798 2 года назад
We have a spare bedroom here in Portland, Oregon. You are welcome to come. Stay strong, Olha.
@gl15col
@gl15col 2 года назад
I want a sheet of those stamps, to put in a frame and applaud every day. I'm so glad they are keeping the usual day to day going; it's a sign of hope for the future.
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 2 года назад
I want a poster print of the original.
@spaceman9599
@spaceman9599 2 года назад
Ukraine needs to put the stamps up for international sale, and it needs a t shirt, proceeds to support refugees and rebuilding.
@cybercat29
@cybercat29 2 года назад
Same here!
@Madeleinewith3Es
@Madeleinewith3Es 2 года назад
Same, if they put that up for digital sales in print sizes, they'll make enough to fund rebuilding at least one city
@dianaparmeter8476
@dianaparmeter8476 2 года назад
That incident never happened.
@ShaunTheCrazyOne
@ShaunTheCrazyOne 2 года назад
Would love to see a Ukrainian stamp of a tractor towing away a Russian tank
@Mortthemoose
@Mortthemoose 2 года назад
Definitely! 😅🚜
@JoDaddy1222
@JoDaddy1222 2 года назад
I love love love how "is potato" works it's way in. Solid chuckle every time.
@joesdi
@joesdi 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣 same
@resileaf9501
@resileaf9501 2 года назад
"Is potato" is the peak of comedy and I'll hear no one say otherwise.
@tammystockley-loughlin7680
@tammystockley-loughlin7680 2 года назад
I work in a grocery store...I chuckle every time I pass through produce. Also, our big freight carts are called 'boats', so whose boat is this boat? is a thing said. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself
@alexander.druganov
@alexander.druganov 2 года назад
Thank you, Stephen for your support! With love from Kyiv, Ukraine.
@laras678
@laras678 2 года назад
Be safe!
@uptick888
@uptick888 2 года назад
💙💛💙🙏🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
@nian60
@nian60 2 года назад
💛💙💛💙
@RayRougeau-jk8ir
@RayRougeau-jk8ir 2 года назад
Clean up your country
@ashleysmith1276
@ashleysmith1276 2 года назад
We are all thinking of you guys, really hoping for an end soon. Be safe. Love from Bristol, UK 🇬🇧 ❤️ 🇺🇦
@nothingruler14All
@nothingruler14All 2 года назад
Of all the badassery I have witnessed in the Ukrainians, taking the time to produce and vote on a new postage stamp has got to get top billing. Bravo, Ukraine, Bravo!
@catvisiontv855
@catvisiontv855 2 года назад
Biden create an international policy that puts leaders into jail who want wars... That would solve all war around the world instead of creating mass murders stop being the same type of psychopathic leaders let's create a world with peace we are all tired of this psychosis in the US.. WE are generation X and Millenials and hate this crap already! 1
@__mindflayer__
@__mindflayer__ 2 года назад
💙💛
@lukerabin5079
@lukerabin5079 2 года назад
Serious baddassery on the part of the Ukrainians. Mad props.
@ryannath85
@ryannath85 2 года назад
Honestly Ukraine is being destroyed now. Even a mayor was taken hostage. The media isn't being honest when they try to downplay how much Russia is taking over Ukraine at the moment, as much as we don't want to hear it, we should hear the truth.
@מיכאלסרברניקוב
@מיכאלסרברניקוב 2 года назад
@@ryannath85, stop watching Russian propaganda.
@ryannath85
@ryannath85 2 года назад
@@מיכאלסרברניקוב I watch regular western news that reports on the war. Not Russian anything.
@sashaua8647
@sashaua8647 2 года назад
Ukraine strong;)
@ryannath85
@ryannath85 2 года назад
@@sashaua8647 Virtue signaling isn't cool
@ivakoziy
@ivakoziy 2 года назад
Thank you so much for keeping Ukraine in our minds and on the tip of our tongues. We desperately need help and are grateful for your coverage of the events!
@misspat7555
@misspat7555 2 года назад
The world is with Ukraine, friend. Even China thinks Putin is an idiot. 🤦
@thisbushnell4824
@thisbushnell4824 2 года назад
It's not much, but Ukraine's colors are appearing as ribbons where I work, and our boss ok'd it, despite a no religion-no politics policy.
@fbenbow2197
@fbenbow2197 2 года назад
We can't do very much but if you can get to Poland or Germany, we will try to help. If you want to live somewhere else then Switzerland is better.
@astilealavatica1404
@astilealavatica1404 2 года назад
Humans need to stop infighting long enough to topple our oppressors Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! - Lord Trump @Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn't ignore it...the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die...no more pay outs each month...voting, if still valid in this country...is our only peaceful, legal recourse...voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us...then and only then may America be great again... @Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder...I understand deep state...fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you...clearly you haven't known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively...you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions. @Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case...Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks...although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn't taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along...even as people died in China daily...America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns...then...rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine, we've been seeing states react, rather than prepare...and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on...complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn't a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump...and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don't even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis...Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk...Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I've feared since then...that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in... Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home...there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs...as the internet is an amazing communication device... Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times...and we all just accept that blindly. Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine...and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most. Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering...division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans...that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners... We are all on the same damn spaceship...Earth. I judge character...not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old...I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help. It's about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives... When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg...when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great... As it stands...I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over...It's well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide... Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah...I do...are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk...yeah...there are...have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes...they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do...I want this planet to be a better place for most...not some...for all...if ever possible... This covid virus isn't done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine...and we haven't seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society. That's my 2 cents...some of it...take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don't seem to take note...we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus...it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic...and because we didn't quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily...who are "we", in "we're in it together"? Certainly not the elite...they step on us to avoid harm...I'm furious with humanity as a whole...I'm furious we accept all this death and Trump's toddler talks...like a Ted talk without useful insight... Those of us suffering are many...while the privileged watch the show They created...when...when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have...vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us. We won't stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin. Vote 3rd party...vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is...that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs... This economy is screwed...always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor...food service, retail, janitors, grocers...a great many take their wages in government...which is far too big, complex and unsustainable... Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live "free"...until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced...we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW......
@helenwebster6020
@helenwebster6020 2 года назад
@@thisbushnell4824 Oh puke! Do you actually hear yourself? Fucking ribbons??? Yeah that’ll show Putin! Can someone PLEASE reign in all the meaningless virtue signalling!!!
@dap9387
@dap9387 2 года назад
LOVE the Brave Ukrainians!!! Full support from me!🥰
@yalondahowell9960
@yalondahowell9960 2 года назад
I have got to admit Ukraine is making fools of Russia totally love the stamp LOL made my day thank you my heart and prayers are with you people of Ukraine God has truly blessed all your hearts love love the stamp✊✊✊🙏🙏🙏🙏😂😂😂💯💯💯💯🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏💯💯💯💖💖💖💖
@xivokv5548
@xivokv5548 2 года назад
You making a fool of yourself 😂😂😂🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸
@VianneyCreates
@VianneyCreates 2 года назад
"Is potato" is the best thing going! Cracks me up every time!
@chazztreat8317
@chazztreat8317 2 года назад
It honestly does. That potato could be used by Ukrainian soldiers and could easily wipe out Russian soldiers.
@drea0903
@drea0903 2 года назад
I laugh every time
@fbenbow2197
@fbenbow2197 2 года назад
The American French fries or potatoes from the mid west at Mc Donald's are the worst French fries in the world. Every Dutch, Russian, British and German French fry tastes better and has more nutrition.
@fbenbow2197
@fbenbow2197 2 года назад
Is potatoe is better than is chemical plastic rubbish
@angelopugliese6034
@angelopugliese6034 2 года назад
@@fbenbow2197 We agree here in the US, McDonald's do serve the worst french fries 🍟 in the world.
@rocketPower111
@rocketPower111 2 года назад
Glory to Ukraine!!!!🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
@davidshillaker7578
@davidshillaker7578 2 года назад
Long live Ukraine! God bless them and may they forever be a free country
@AndrewVelonis
@AndrewVelonis 2 года назад
Her enemies shall fade like dew before the rays of the morning sun.
@gretebremseth1622
@gretebremseth1622 2 года назад
@Gelas Pecah Chanel Oh go away! 😲 Spamming every comment!
@elimlinrr6898
@elimlinrr6898 2 года назад
Christian hypocrites in USA and the West go against Jesus teachings. The hypocrisy of USA and the West knows no bounds. Luke 6:27 27“But to you who are listening I say: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, 28bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. 29If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also. If someone takes your coat, do not withhold your shirt from them. 30Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back. Is your Jesus the comedian or Zelensky the comedian ?
@ponpokobushi7389
@ponpokobushi7389 2 года назад
How about palestine? Your country and gank like israeli plot them even escape international punisment shit.
@gretebremseth1622
@gretebremseth1622 2 года назад
@@elimlinrr6898 That's a new twist. Religious nut job AND a putin lover. You bought all his conspiracy theories hook line and sinker didn't you pet! Wish you a speedy recovery! 😚
@nian60
@nian60 2 года назад
I would love to buy those stamps. They really need to make a stamp collection with the sunflowers and "I need ammo, not a ride" into stamps as well. A jar of pickles knocking down a drone, "every other woman is a witch", so many stamp options. Slava Ukraini. 💛💙
@1D.
@1D. 2 года назад
Yeah. These stamps would make nice souvenirs for those Ukranian POWs in Russia who are credited as have coined the phase.
@__mindflayer__
@__mindflayer__ 2 года назад
@@1D. Five months later and you haven’t beat us yet Orc 💙💛
@oleksandrbespalov9713
@oleksandrbespalov9713 2 года назад
@@1D. how is it going in Lyman, tovarisch? Next time bring more vodkas and balalajkas! 🌻🌻🌻
@1D.
@1D. 2 года назад
@@oleksandrbespalov9713 Be afraid of your wishes (C)
@cybercat29
@cybercat29 Год назад
Same here 🇨🇦
@sassysarina9718
@sassysarina9718 2 года назад
Postage stamp...SAVAGE!!! Go Ukraine!!!
@dokskwyr4353
@dokskwyr4353 2 года назад
Gotta love the Ukrainians, their guts and humor. Reminds me of the Irish fishing boats who drove the Russian navy on maneuvers when they tried to enter Irish waters, telling the Russians we're not moving.
@hunterbeach9941
@hunterbeach9941 2 года назад
There is a small part of me that wonders if the russian navy heard that the Irish were coming and thought "shit we are out gunned, runaway before they notice"
@jamesgoines7663
@jamesgoines7663 2 года назад
It's a great thing that they took the time to vote on the stamp. If only us Americans would take the time to vote for candidates who will be good stewards of our country.
@astilealavatica1404
@astilealavatica1404 2 года назад
Humans need to stop infighting long enough to topple our oppressors Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! - Lord Trump @Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn't ignore it...the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die...no more pay outs each month...voting, if still valid in this country...is our only peaceful, legal recourse...voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us...then and only then may America be great again... @Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder...I understand deep state...fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you...clearly you haven't known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively...you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions. @Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case...Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks...although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn't taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along...even as people died in China daily...America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns...then...rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine, we've been seeing states react, rather than prepare...and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on...complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn't a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump...and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don't even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis...Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk...Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I've feared since then...that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in... Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home...there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs...as the internet is an amazing communication device... Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times...and we all just accept that blindly. Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine...and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most. Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering...division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans...that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners... We are all on the same damn spaceship...Earth. I judge character...not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old...I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help. It's about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives... When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg...when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great... As it stands...I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over...It's well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide... Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah...I do...are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk...yeah...there are...have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes...they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do...I want this planet to be a better place for most...not some...for all...if ever possible... This covid virus isn't done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine...and we haven't seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society. That's my 2 cents...some of it...take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don't seem to take note...we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus...it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic...and because we didn't quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily...who are "we", in "we're in it together"? Certainly not the elite...they step on us to avoid harm...I'm furious with humanity as a whole...I'm furious we accept all this death and Trump's toddler talks...like a Ted talk without useful insight... Those of us suffering are many...while the privileged watch the show They created...when...when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have...vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us. We won't stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin. Vote 3rd party...vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is...that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs... This economy is screwed...always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor...food service, retail, janitors, grocers...a great many take their wages in government...which is far too big, complex and unsustainable... Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live "free"...until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced...we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW......
@anzaca1
@anzaca1 2 года назад
We in NZ did something similar to stop the French doing nuclear tests in the Pacific, at Mururoa Atoll.
@jc.1191
@jc.1191 2 года назад
Ireland did very well.
@carolineapodaca525
@carolineapodaca525 2 года назад
I suddenly see Stamp collecting making a comeback, they should sell them to help fundraise. Hope they do a series of the many awesome lines Ukrainians have said so far fighting the russians "hold these sunflower seeds" "I need ammo not a ride" "can I tow you back to russia"
@dalpz205
@dalpz205 2 года назад
Would def buy ones also for "Is potato" and "war is going nyet bueno" 👍
@cybercat29
@cybercat29 2 года назад
I would be more than happy to buy that stamp if I could!
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 2 года назад
@@cybercat29 so would I.
@dkayflowers79
@dkayflowers79 2 года назад
Gramma throws can of tomato at drone stamp 😆
@h0b0_on3
@h0b0_on3 2 года назад
Are you high right now?
@maureenbrophy7852
@maureenbrophy7852 2 года назад
Ukraine 🇺🇦. Courageous 👏👏🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
@L337P1R4735
@L337P1R4735 2 года назад
I have never wanted to buy stamps so much before Also I love the recurring ...is potato gag
@marylhere
@marylhere 2 года назад
Oops
@cmdraftbrn
@cmdraftbrn 2 года назад
i'd like this but its currently at 69 likes
@L337P1R4735
@L337P1R4735 2 года назад
@@cmdraftbrn nice
@marylhere
@marylhere 2 года назад
@@cmdraftbrn I’ve done that….great minds and all.
@cmdraftbrn
@cmdraftbrn 2 года назад
@@marylhere he got his like back when it was at 91. my holy numbers are 42 and 69
@EditDeath
@EditDeath 2 года назад
Literally never said this before, but where can I buy that stamp? It's both a collector's item AND a mission statement! Also a fun way to support the Ukrainian government
@cybercat29
@cybercat29 2 года назад
I second that and agree with you 💯 and would like to know if that stamp can be shipped to Canada ❤🇨🇦
@GreenBeanGreenBean
@GreenBeanGreenBean 2 года назад
@The_Jaguar_ Knight and you know this because you were there? oh wait...you weren't and are just talking trash......nobody believes you komrade. GFY.
@EditDeath
@EditDeath 2 года назад
@The_Jaguar_ Knight Source? I realize reports are that they were likely captured alive, but beyond that the only group I find calling it all debunked is "Stillness in the Storm," a far-right conspiracy website known for avid Trump support, and the article in question put a distaste for "western media" front and center, to the point I'm surprised it wasn't written in Russian. So please, your sources
@Isabel-ge1ou
@Isabel-ge1ou 2 года назад
maybe ebay? I know it will be marked up on ebay but it’s worth it....
@nlwilson4892
@nlwilson4892 2 года назад
@The_Jaguar_ Knight They ran out of ammo, what do you expect them to do. Even if they fought hand-to-hand they aren't going to be able to defeat a whole ship load of marines.
@ВеронікаКураш-д6я
@ВеронікаКураш-д6я 2 года назад
We not only choose the stamp but also watch this perfect show during the war in Ukraine💙💛 Thank you 😊 Слава Україні!
@Pythos_Sapunov
@Pythos_Sapunov 2 года назад
Steven, even though you personally may never see this, your wit and humor throught hese tough times has helped me push on and say "F*ck you* to anyone who would tell me that evil and injustice is justified. I would thank you every day, but I don't want to be considered spam or a bot. As a Veteran, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, you've made the last 6 years tolerable to keep on kicking. Love you like a brother and I wish you so much love.
@cynthiawilson4500
@cynthiawilson4500 2 года назад
He may not hear it but we do💓
@annmackay5786
@annmackay5786 2 года назад
Well stated and ditto.
@spaceman9599
@spaceman9599 2 года назад
Well said sir. I believe the phrase in favour just now is ' Blyat Cyka' ;)
@rxgirlrx5684
@rxgirlrx5684 2 года назад
Dido!
@j.artiste8596
@j.artiste8596 2 года назад
I agree. Well spoken 👍🏼
@poisonsumc7426
@poisonsumc7426 2 года назад
Ukraine going 'postal' - WAY TO GO UKRAINE!!!
@Anatinea
@Anatinea 2 года назад
Dear U.S: Canada also has seafood. And vodka. And diamonds. And Oil. And we produce all that stuff by asking nicely!
@karenhull2826
@karenhull2826 2 года назад
Ukraine needs a second stamp that says "I don't need a ride...I need ammunition" God bless Ukraine and all Ukraninas.
@cybercat29
@cybercat29 2 года назад
I would buy that one too!
@elimlinrr6898
@elimlinrr6898 2 года назад
Christian hypocrites in USA go against Jesus teachings. The hypocrisy of USA and the West knows no bounds. Luke 6:27 27“But to you who are listening I say: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, 28bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. 29If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also. If someone takes your coat, do not withhold your shirt from them. 30Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back. Is your Jesus the comedian or Zelensky the comedian ?
@elimlinrr6898
@elimlinrr6898 2 года назад
Christian hypocrites in USA go against Jesus teachings. The hypocrisy of USA and the West knows no bounds. Luke 6:27 27“But to you who are listening I say: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, 28bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. 29If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also. If someone takes your coat, do not withhold your shirt from them. 30Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back. Is your Jesus the comedian or Zelensky the comedian ?
@SuperBlueMoonWA
@SuperBlueMoonWA 2 года назад
I hope that country gets flattened and you alone with it. God i am so sick of you people just going alone with any narrative the TV presents you.
@jackfrosty4674
@jackfrosty4674 2 года назад
President of ukraine Zelenskyy says that Germany is still doing business with gas and oil exports going from Russia to Germany and German companies making record money trading with Russia. Those Germans! Laugh on rest of world.
@saturnv2419
@saturnv2419 2 года назад
You know your military had problem, when you lose to Irish fisherman and Ukraine farmers in a row.
@TallboyDave
@TallboyDave 2 года назад
Don't forget, they also lost against British Trawlermen in 1904/1905.
@HowlingWolf518
@HowlingWolf518 2 года назад
The Russian navy's always been kind of a placeholder, but you'd think the army would be making some actual progress.
@paulelkin3531
@paulelkin3531 2 года назад
@@HowlingWolf518 For a counterexample, see the winter war.
@HowlingWolf518
@HowlingWolf518 2 года назад
@@paulelkin3531 Right, but that's the Soviets in the middle of a purge - Putin's Russia is supposed to be the New and Improved (TM) version.
@michaelharrison3403
@michaelharrison3403 2 года назад
"Is potato" is my f***ing favourite reoccurring joke, kills me every time.
@Rugelacharugula
@Rugelacharugula 2 года назад
You gotta love that Stephen "puts away" the invisible props when he's done with them.
@oldpossum57
@oldpossum57 2 года назад
It is one of the “rules” of mime. You probably know that, though.
@taimatsuko
@taimatsuko 2 года назад
I love that detail ❤️
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 года назад
And I get good laugh out of the varying plinks and bonks that Jon made on his piano to illustrate the weight of the invisible props when he does.
@randomsandwichian
@randomsandwichian 2 года назад
He didn't put the steering wheel away though, he just redirected it off stage lol
@Zuraneve
@Zuraneve 2 года назад
They have a clip from a few years back talking about their invisible prop department.
@michelangelomissoni945
@michelangelomissoni945 2 года назад
Had Putin actually invested in the Russian people, rather than wasting billions on the military and enriching oligarchic elites over two decades, Russia today could have been a healthy and prosperous republic. It might sound insane to all sides now, but it even could have been a candidate for the European Union (where it would have been its most influential member by far in terms of voting rights). All of this because of one man's determination to restore an Empire he believes must exist.
@beardpapa12
@beardpapa12 2 года назад
Putin reminds me of the phrase about preferring to rule in hell than serve in heaven.
@dokskwyr4353
@dokskwyr4353 2 года назад
Ironically there's an old Russian saying that applies here: "A man's eyes should be ripped out if he can only see the past".
@altrag
@altrag 2 года назад
I mean you could say the same thing for any authoritarian regime. China was moving toward being an international partner before Xi took over and decided to take the country's politics backward 30 years. North Korea's people could prosper if they opened up and allowed external integration and investment, particularly with their southern cousins. But there's one common theme here: They operate based on what's best for the people in power, not what's best for the nation or its citizens. Sure the Russian people might have been better off, but could Putin own a multi-billion dollar mansion? A near-billion dollar yacht? Unlikely. And now he wants to build a legacy as the guy who reunited the USSR, but that's turning out to be too much of a stretch for his hubris and history is going to end up writing him as the guy who ruined Russia, no matter how the war itself turns out. Or worse, the guy who destroyed the world if he actually goes about exercising the nukes he keeps threatening. Assuming there's any historians left to write it in that scenario.
@DoctorProph3t
@DoctorProph3t 2 года назад
@@dokskwyr4353 that’s so poetic, if brutal. Very Russian 😂
@Sandals578
@Sandals578 2 года назад
Should check out Ekaterina Shulmann.
@winkieblink7625
@winkieblink7625 2 года назад
Ukrainians are AWESOME! Postal stamp!
@Bildgesmythe
@Bildgesmythe 2 года назад
Bless Ukraine and Zelenskyy!💙💛💙💛
@DeepThought420
@DeepThought420 2 года назад
Ain't nothing like Stephen Colbert to make you laugh at the horrible things! I stand with Ukraine!
@gerbmcnuggets5466
@gerbmcnuggets5466 2 года назад
iS pOtATo! LMAO OMFG LOL HAHAHA LOL!!! GET IT?!?
@starcloudhidden8074
@starcloudhidden8074 2 года назад
🕊️🌍🌏🌎🕊️
@astilealavatica1404
@astilealavatica1404 2 года назад
Humans need to stop infighting long enough to topple our oppressors Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! - Lord Trump @Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn't ignore it...the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die...no more pay outs each month...voting, if still valid in this country...is our only peaceful, legal recourse...voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us...then and only then may America be great again... @Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder...I understand deep state...fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you...clearly you haven't known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively...you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions. @Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case...Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks...although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn't taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along...even as people died in China daily...America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns...then...rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine, we've been seeing states react, rather than prepare...and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on...complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn't a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump...and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don't even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis...Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk...Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I've feared since then...that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in... Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home...there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs...as the internet is an amazing communication device... Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times...and we all just accept that blindly. Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine...and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most. Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering...division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans...that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners... We are all on the same damn spaceship...Earth. I judge character...not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old...I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help. It's about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives... When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg...when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great... As it stands...I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over...It's well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide... Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah...I do...are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk...yeah...there are...have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes...they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do...I want this planet to be a better place for most...not some...for all...if ever possible... This covid virus isn't done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine...and we haven't seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society. That's my 2 cents...some of it...take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don't seem to take note...we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus...it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic...and because we didn't quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily...who are "we", in "we're in it together"? Certainly not the elite...they step on us to avoid harm...I'm furious with humanity as a whole...I'm furious we accept all this death and Trump's toddler talks...like a Ted talk without useful insight... Those of us suffering are many...while the privileged watch the show They created...when...when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have...vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us. We won't stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin. Vote 3rd party...vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is...that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs... This economy is screwed...always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor...food service, retail, janitors, grocers...a great many take their wages in government...which is far too big, complex and unsustainable... Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live "free"...until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced...we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW......
@HellsOnlyBelle
@HellsOnlyBelle 2 года назад
Others have suggested it, but to amplify: “is Potato” shirts with the proceeds going to Ukraine 🇺🇦 🙌🏽
@WublicIndecency
@WublicIndecency 2 года назад
I'll take 5!
@tammysullivan7152
@tammysullivan7152 2 года назад
SLAVA UKRAINI!!🇺🇦✊💙
@brucemacmillan7128
@brucemacmillan7128 2 года назад
"Timmy, you look well-marbled." Lol. The darker the humour the better I like it. 😂
@Sclass_Ent
@Sclass_Ent 2 года назад
Creepy
@yogawithjengentleyoga3614
@yogawithjengentleyoga3614 2 года назад
Glory to Ukraine!
@davee.9906
@davee.9906 2 года назад
The people of Ukraine deserve our help and I hope we give it to them. I know we are already helping them but they need more.
@Bill_Garthright
@Bill_Garthright 2 года назад
Well, there are a number of Ukrainian charities which are helping refugees right now. For example, there's Razom Ukraine and also Nova Ukraine. Obviously, you need to be aware of scams, but those two are legit. Just Google them.
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 2 года назад
World Central Kitchen is the best!
@MultiLimpet
@MultiLimpet 2 года назад
The ukranian central bank has setup accounts on their webpage where you can donate
@leonestello
@leonestello 2 года назад
I love that in the middle of a war the Ukrainians are still making government stuff happen! That's EPIC!!!😃
@justmeagain2996
@justmeagain2996 2 года назад
We need these stamps all over the world, so the world can send some tones of "love letters" right to the Kremlin & every other places in Russia, with exactly these stamps on! The money made with the stamps, should go to rebuilding Ukraine. :)
@kimberlyperrotis8962
@kimberlyperrotis8962 2 года назад
“Is potato”, I still laugh every time I think of it. A good summary of life in Russia.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 года назад
That yacht isn't wearing a shirt... story checks out.
@gustavofigueiredo1798
@gustavofigueiredo1798 2 года назад
The Russian diamonds won't be missed with all the gems Stephen and the Late Show writers provide.
@anthony7697
@anthony7697 2 года назад
There's a lot of moments that frankly - would make for great stamps between that, 'every second woman is a witch', 'Can I tow you back to Russia?', the road signs, surfing on what I believe was a Russian IFV while holding the Ukrainian flag and so many more. Maybe a great way to further raise money for refugees and all.
@dop01
@dop01 2 года назад
Sunflowers growing out of a dead Russian soldier’s pocket?
@Sammasambuddha
@Sammasambuddha 2 года назад
Back of putins head with an infinite table to the horizon...all alone.
@TokyoBlue587
@TokyoBlue587 2 года назад
They need a stamp of Zelenskyy saying “I need ammo, not a ride.”
@thedefyant1
@thedefyant1 2 года назад
D
@thedefyant1
@thedefyant1 2 года назад
Hi Ed
@miriangilbert4062
@miriangilbert4062 2 года назад
You should make " Is Potato " t-shirts and send money to Ukraine.#Colbert
@nmgal8543
@nmgal8543 2 года назад
Da. I buy shirt!
@AnnoyingMoose
@AnnoyingMoose 2 года назад
I would buy one!
@blackthornsloe8049
@blackthornsloe8049 2 года назад
Make the shirt ! Make the shirt !
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 2 года назад
I would like this shirt. As much as I like potato.
@fatfreddyscat5767
@fatfreddyscat5767 2 года назад
Dah! I'll buy 10!
@AxShroudedxSeer
@AxShroudedxSeer 2 года назад
On God.. This is repeat of the winter war of 39. The Russians didn't learn a thing when they invaded Finland. That invasion was illegal too...
@armedwombat6816
@armedwombat6816 2 года назад
"Accuse the other side of what you're planning." So did Russia learn that from the GQP or the other way around?
@viktorrodriguez5660
@viktorrodriguez5660 2 года назад
Other way around. After all the Soviets invented whataboutism. Trump and the GOP simply copied it here
@remyberends5483
@remyberends5483 2 года назад
Just the entire western world. Don't get me wrong, Russia is wrong, but we don't get to forget our misdeeds.
@batgurrl
@batgurrl 2 года назад
Thank you Stephen and writers for always putting a smile on my face, despite tough times. You get more hilarious every day. Ukraine just went postal😂
@Bazerkly
@Bazerkly 2 года назад
"Putin thought he could just walk into Ukraine and nobody would dare try to stop him...." Now it's time for Putin to resign from the "Academy" 🤔
@Jamthecoolerator
@Jamthecoolerator 2 года назад
That deflation joke was beautiful.
@melektwelve6451
@melektwelve6451 2 года назад
Did he really not understand that joke? He said he didn't, but really?
@deprofundis3293
@deprofundis3293 2 года назад
Time stamp? I might have missed it, was semi distracted during this, lol.
@rsmith6366
@rsmith6366 2 года назад
@@melektwelve6451 He was joking.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 года назад
On the upside, eating your dress uniform is only slightly more unpleasant than eating Russian MREs.
@wesbeuning1733
@wesbeuning1733 2 года назад
...except that their uniforms didn't expire ten years ago.
@Spiker985Studios
@Spiker985Studios 2 года назад
@@wesbeuning1733 20
@Najolve
@Najolve 2 года назад
It makes me proud to be an American where my old dress uniform's hanging in a closet and not the pantry.
@tentardigrades968
@tentardigrades968 2 года назад
@@Najolve I’m saving mine for my wedding cake.
@dag_of_the_west5416
@dag_of_the_west5416 2 года назад
Send the Russians this link about MRE Steve, he reviews expired MRE's. He must have an iron stomach. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-RXyPw0UsKoI.html
@lauragray7827
@lauragray7827 2 года назад
I would like one of those stamps. Maybe we could do a fund raiser for Ukraine.
@juantubey
@juantubey 2 года назад
“That’s like driving from New York to Philly and turning cannibal at Trenton” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mikeoxbig9392
@mikeoxbig9392 2 года назад
The Russian government is actually telling its media to air Tucker Carlson’s show as much as they can 😂
@BoojumFed
@BoojumFed 2 года назад
Beau of the Fifth Column: "Ol' Tuckyo Rose. Look, I'm not saying that Tucker Carlson is an agent of influence, I'm really not, I can't prove that, I don't know that. Uh, I'm not even saying that he parrots pro-Kremlin, anti-American, pro-Russian-imperialism talking points; I'm not saying that either. I'm just saying that *_the Russians_* think that he does." ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-JxGwyAJCmxI.html
@liamwinchesterchasten2229
@liamwinchesterchasten2229 2 года назад
🤦🤦🤦
@riparianlife97701
@riparianlife97701 2 года назад
I look forward to describing my meals to starving Russian trolls in the months ahead. Tonight, I had a delicious restaurant burger, fries and two beers for $10 US, which is 1300 Rubles.
@azoth6641
@azoth6641 2 года назад
Carlson surely loves them right-wing strongmen (y'know, the kind of people whose asses a certain Comrade Bonespurs would like to kiss).
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 2 года назад
Tuckyo Rose.
@xtina1610
@xtina1610 2 года назад
"Is Potato," needs to be printed on a TShirt, with all the funds going toward Ukranian. I would buy 2.
@Opus313
@Opus313 2 года назад
It looks like Donnie and Vlad are competing for "Most Deluded Person on Earth"...
@starcloudhidden8074
@starcloudhidden8074 2 года назад
Just don't dilute my bourbon Please an thank you Let kindness rule 🕊️🌎🌏🌍🕊️
@jyanneskye2535
@jyanneskye2535 2 года назад
Add Winnie the Xi, to make them a trio please 🙏
@petepierre6458
@petepierre6458 2 года назад
Diaper don wins hands down, Vlad's puppet will always bow down.
@Lucius1958
@Lucius1958 2 года назад
Plenty of contenders in the second string, though: Margarine Trailer Queen, Bobo the Simple-minded, et al...
@Blasted2Oblivion
@Blasted2Oblivion 2 года назад
Shattered pickle jars? I guess the guy who packed their trucks also works for whoever packs our stock trucks at work.
@Zaluskowsky
@Zaluskowsky 2 года назад
Most likely both of them fell on their backs in a greasy submarine accident!
@telolet6782
@telolet6782 2 года назад
It's only the beginning..There's a big difference between fighting with bravery, honour & real faith and fighting with greed & money in their heart..time will tell!!!!
@davebartosh5
@davebartosh5 2 года назад
By the way....I was walking down the street....I saw a rock in front of me that looked like a potato. I been watching Stephen so much lol....I said "Is potato" to myself.
@joesdi
@joesdi 2 года назад
🤣
@sassysarina9718
@sassysarina9718 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣❤
@orringould7367
@orringould7367 2 года назад
I find it interesting how we talk about war crimes when it seems that invading a sovereign country with tanks a military equipment would be a crime in itself
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 2 года назад
... _George W Bush has entered the chat._ But seriously, it should be illegal, and leaders should be charged when ANY country does it. Including the USA.
@rsmith6366
@rsmith6366 2 года назад
They're war crimes 'within' an illegal war. Whilst simply being part of that war as a soldier is not a war crime initself, certain acts that they may carry out are (purposefully killing civilians etc). For those in Government they will be charged with beginning the war to begin with as well as any other war crimes they oversaw, for the soldiers it will be any individual war crimes they may carry out.
@duddude321
@duddude321 2 года назад
The issue being that unless somebody goes in and subdues Russia (so, you know, WWIII) there is no way to enforce international law. International Law itself is a bit of a misnomer, it's more like International Formal and Informal Nonbinding Agreements With Ill-Defined Definitions and Terms That Not Everybody is Part Of.
@astilealavatica1404
@astilealavatica1404 2 года назад
@@grmpEqweer *Waves cheerfully* Humans need to stop infighting long enough to topple our oppressors Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! - Lord Trump @Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn't ignore it...the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die...no more pay outs each month...voting, if still valid in this country...is our only peaceful, legal recourse...voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us...then and only then may America be great again... @Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder...I understand deep state...fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you...clearly you haven't known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively...you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions. @Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case...Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks...although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn't taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along...even as people died in China daily...America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns...then...rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine, we've been seeing states react, rather than prepare...and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on...complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn't a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump...and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don't even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis...Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk...Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I've feared since then...that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in... Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home...there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs...as the internet is an amazing communication device... Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times...and we all just accept that blindly. Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine...and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most. Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering...division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans...that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners... We are all on the same damn spaceship...Earth. I judge character...not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old...I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help. It's about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives... When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg...when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great... As it stands...I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over...It's well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide... Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah...I do...are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk...yeah...there are...have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes...they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do...I want this planet to be a better place for most...not some...for all...if ever possible... This covid virus isn't done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine...and we haven't seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society. That's my 2 cents...some of it...take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don't seem to take note...we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus...it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic...and because we didn't quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily...who are "we", in "we're in it together"? Certainly not the elite...they step on us to avoid harm...I'm furious with humanity as a whole...I'm furious we accept all this death and Trump's toddler talks...like a Ted talk without useful insight... Those of us suffering are many...while the privileged watch the show They created...when...when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have...vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us. We won't stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin. Vote 3rd party...vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is...that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs... This economy is screwed...always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor...food service, retail, janitors, grocers...a great many take their wages in government...which is far too big, complex and unsustainable... Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live "free"...until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced...we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW......
@rsmith6366
@rsmith6366 2 года назад
@@duddude321 International law requires the places where the criminals are hiding to give them up. Just like if a murderer flees the US to Canada. If the death penalty is on the table Canada will not extradite them. If a Russian Oligarch or government official can hide in Putin's Russia he will. But if they leaves to say other country they will be caught and go on trial. If the government in Russia changes they will likely be caught and go on trial. The world won't go to war 'in' Russia just to capture war criminals, because they would risk annihilation as a last ditch attempt by the criminals to avoid capture.
@cherylhill9350
@cherylhill9350 2 года назад
Thanks for the giggles...its hard being Ukrainian and watching my Heritage bombed to smithereens 😪
@craigsavarese4554
@craigsavarese4554 2 года назад
I hope that the Ukrainian Postal Service offers those stamps for sale online. Hell of way to raise needed funds!
@ontaka5997
@ontaka5997 2 года назад
A large army low on food is always dangerous. They could resort to "Looting". This is frightening!
@kagisocalvinramz3826
@kagisocalvinramz3826 2 года назад
russia is not a superpower only ego and nuclear weapons makes them think they still
@mtaylor7307
@mtaylor7307 2 года назад
A puny 1 million dollar bounty has been placed on Putin saying dead or alive but encourages arrest. He's a bunker boy now. He can't respond to his military's needs.
@gracecookie4604
@gracecookie4604 2 года назад
Well they are breaking into grocery stores so that's already happening
@ЕвгенийОнегин-ф2ч
@ЕвгенийОнегин-ф2ч 2 года назад
Already ((
@nlwilson4892
@nlwilson4892 2 года назад
@JZ's Best Friend 20 days in, loads of vehicles lost, mostly due to poor maintenance, only a tiny bit of the country taken and the forces around Kyiv didn't move for days. They are looting all over the place for food, they can't get the fuel they need for their vehicles and the Ukrainians have captured loads of their vehicles. The are loads of videos on the internet showing all this along with various livestreams. For an army the size Russia has compared to Ukraine, they should have taken Kyiv in days and they clearly haven't done that.
@jenniferceballos3665
@jenniferceballos3665 2 года назад
Long live Ukraine free and independent
@nickrich56
@nickrich56 2 года назад
I haven't laughed through a sobbing streak like that since the Ukraine horror began. The writers of this monologue tonight have a special place prepared for them in comedy heaven. Thank you LSSC.
@krokodyl1927
@krokodyl1927 2 года назад
Yes, and no doubt, Ed Sullivan must be rolling in his grave laughing hysterically!! 😁😆😂
@sassysarina9718
@sassysarina9718 2 года назад
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@dunbar9finger
@dunbar9finger 2 года назад
I am increasingly worried about Putin's sanity. If he's evil but sane then Mutually Assured Destruction is still a deterrent. If in addition to being evil he's also insane, then it's not.
@owenmersk4626
@owenmersk4626 2 года назад
George W Bush and Dick Cheney were for sure evil and insane. We need to hold them accountable for their radical war crimes if we are going to try to accuse anyone else of wrongdoing
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 2 года назад
I dunno - evil itself seems like a form of insanity to me. Lacking in empathy (except to find out what will hurt the victim the most), taking joy from cruelty, uncaring of any suffering but one's own, stealing anything simply because they can...
@paulgibbon5991
@paulgibbon5991 2 года назад
@@CloudsGirl7 Thing is, Putin was always kind of evil, but it was a cynical, calculating and rational sort of evil. Not so much lately.
@nadinehoward623
@nadinehoward623 2 года назад
He's just plain insane.
@resevoirdog
@resevoirdog 2 года назад
The gop and Russia looks more and more the same every day
@rusianalf
@rusianalf 2 года назад
I love that stamp. I lived 33 years and never bought a stamp but I’m going on eBay to try and find it
@cybercat29
@cybercat29 2 года назад
Same here!
@b1k2q34
@b1k2q34 2 года назад
You'll probably not get an authentic one. Right? On Ebay?
@t-bonebigears
@t-bonebigears 2 года назад
RUMP uses that play all the time, blame your enemies for doing things you are doing.
@democratpatriot6752
@democratpatriot6752 2 года назад
Projection is also a ploy from the Republican playbook.
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 2 года назад
Thank you so much Stephen and all the writers and staff for always putting on such an awesome show, even while there’s a war going on.
@JahTsir
@JahTsir Год назад
There's a war always going on. Not sure how that would affect the show in America.
@tearsintheraincantfeelthep475
@tearsintheraincantfeelthep475 2 года назад
Not only it's on stamps, it's also all over the billboards. You can take a lovely picture to show your future grandchildren.
@minecraft-du9xc
@minecraft-du9xc 2 года назад
This is when living Ukrainian soldiers from Zmeiny Island are posthumously awarded the title of Hero of Ukraine. Those who were not afraid of the Russian ship and then proudly surrendered to the enemy. Ha ha ha.
@oz6909
@oz6909 2 года назад
Imagine being a world power and asking for aid and weapons. Putin dug his own grave.
@natalias3994
@natalias3994 2 года назад
2nd Army of the World asks for the help of 3rd Army of the World to overcome 22nd Army of the World
@pasha_houston
@pasha_houston 2 года назад
That classic tactic about trying to pin what they are doing on opponents is indeed very Putin like, but been adopted by trump too... He tried, oh he tried, just didn't know that he was messing with an actual democracy.
@Lucius1958
@Lucius1958 2 года назад
*"Every accusation is a confession."*
@spikeycat81
@spikeycat81 2 года назад
Hi from Ireland, me and my Russian friend stand with Ukraine. I'm donating to UNICEF and Red Cross.
@laras678
@laras678 2 года назад
Everyone should pre-order those stamps from Ukraine, to give them the money quickly. They can ship them when this is all over.
@cybercat29
@cybercat29 2 года назад
I would just need to know where I can buy one!
@slactweak
@slactweak 2 года назад
@@cybercat29 Same here. I would definitely buy a few sheets of these.
@jenifferschmitz8618
@jenifferschmitz8618 2 года назад
@@slactweak same here
@GeneralWinter9
@GeneralWinter9 2 года назад
Get my country's flag off your profile pic!
@3_up_moon
@3_up_moon 2 года назад
Hearing about the russian troops packing dress uniforms actually makes me feel so sad for them.
@Ana_crusis
@Ana_crusis 2 года назад
Not me
@DoctorProph3t
@DoctorProph3t 2 года назад
@@Ana_crusis in this context, so sure of victory, that kind of entitled arrogance is a recurring debt that’s always paid with interest.
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 2 года назад
I feel sad for a lot of them, most of them don't want to be there. There's elite units behind the lines, tasked with killing anyone deserting to the rear.
@BaithNa
@BaithNa 2 года назад
Never feel bad for the army of a fascist authoritarian dictator.
@3_up_moon
@3_up_moon 2 года назад
@@BaithNa they didn't pack those uniforms because they thought they'd be killing civilians. They didnt even think there would be a fight. I feel bad for them. They didnt ask for this.
@adolfosantana4044
@adolfosantana4044 2 года назад
Those soliders of the Russian warship attack and their president show how strong Ukraine 🇺🇦 is in thier home and peoples freedom from Russia
@ericwandless7966
@ericwandless7966 2 года назад
Not only was Putin's mega yacht seen riding a horse, the yacht was shirtless. I didn't know mega yachts had things to overcompensate for. A tiny fuel port, perhaps?
@Megalomaniakaal
@Megalomaniakaal 2 года назад
You mean a tiny mast, surely. Alas, many a new yachts share that problem.
@alexmartinez5859
@alexmartinez5859 2 года назад
@@Megalomaniakaal 1 in 10 according to recent statistics.
@kevincoughlin4459
@kevincoughlin4459 2 года назад
So.. the Russians are asking the Chinese for "knock-offs" of Russian military equipment (which are essentially "knock-offs of US designs). I'd love to hear the conversations during the handover... On a lighter note where can we buy the Ukrainian Postage Stamp?
@karinioza
@karinioza 2 года назад
Where were you last year when Azerbaijan was attacking Armenia in similar way? Stamp that, hypocrite.
@tylerhoffman9856
@tylerhoffman9856 2 года назад
The firing of Russian generals made me think of 300.
@dawnadriana1764
@dawnadriana1764 2 года назад
This has to be one of Stephen's best monologues ever. And that's saying a lot.
@worer850
@worer850 2 года назад
Lol I did love that boat on the horse 🐎 😄
@jamesgoines7663
@jamesgoines7663 2 года назад
Totally agree. Excellent points and at the same time amazing humor!
@fbenbow2197
@fbenbow2197 2 года назад
Bullshit. It was terrible and one of the worst. Saying that as a fan usually
@jamesgoines7663
@jamesgoines7663 2 года назад
@@worer850 you are quite correct. Stephen and the Crew also threw in a cow. We could have had a complete farm menagerie!
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 года назад
@@fbenbow2197 I've decided to counter the starving Russian trolls by describing my dinner in great detail. Tonight I had biryani rice and spiced chicken just glistening with sauce fresh from the roaster. I also had fresh green garden salad, gooey cheese samosas that just melts in your mouth, and what the hey, a tall glass of Coca-Cola. Only cost me $3 or "too expensive, not eat for month" in Rubles.
@ishouldhavetried
@ishouldhavetried 2 года назад
I'm sure there are plenty of Ukrainians willing to feed the soldiers while they wait for their mothers to come get them
@owningcat558
@owningcat558 2 года назад
I use to thought that Americans are "dumb" but NO The sence of humor of you guys is "broke" too Full support, Respect & Love to "SOVIET UNION" from INDIA 🇳🇱💪🇮🇳
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 года назад
Big ups to the lady who stormed Russian State TV with a protest sign!!! The people aren't with you, Vladdy!
@VianneyCreates
@VianneyCreates 2 года назад
I am so worried about her. I thank her for doing that, it was very brave...but she will suffer because of it.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 года назад
@@VianneyCreates Sadly true.
@TigDegner
@TigDegner 2 года назад
Hate to say it, but the Russian people mostly are with Putin.
@dont-want-no-wrench
@dont-want-no-wrench 2 года назад
big balls for sure, will we ever see her again?
@transcendentalidiot3321
@transcendentalidiot3321 2 года назад
Her name is Marina Ovsyannikova. She is (was) a producer for Channel One Russia. She was promptly arrested after her protest and taken to prison. It's rumored her lawyer tried to see her and was told she had been moved to another facility. I hope she is alright, but fear the worst.
@rosesmith6925
@rosesmith6925 2 года назад
My granddaughter asked my daughter for a stamp because her best friends mom said she was restricted from texting for one week and she wanted to send her a letter. My daughter just looked at me and said sure got one right here in my pocket. Then we just started laughing hysterically 😂
@allak9302
@allak9302 2 года назад
Слава Украïнi! So proud of my home country and my people, may God protect you all.💙💛
@resikchanel843
@resikchanel843 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-TWJq85-gct4.html
@Demon666x3
@Demon666x3 2 года назад
I'm going to make a shirt with putin's face on a potato that says "is potato"
@rosslynstandingwater4994
@rosslynstandingwater4994 2 года назад
I'd buy/wear it!
@millicentmok3299
@millicentmok3299 2 года назад
Profits to help Ukraine!!!
@ianmiller6040
@ianmiller6040 2 года назад
When are you putting these on Etsy?? I want that.
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 2 года назад
General: President Putin, what am I supposed to feed my soldiers? All the food is gone! Putin: Even the potatoes? General: ESPECIALLY PO-TAY-TOES! We have nothing left to boil, mash, or stick into stew!
@G_Demolished
@G_Demolished 2 года назад
They probably don’t even know about second breakfast. 😢
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 2 года назад
@@G_Demolished They can't even get a first breakfast these days. And don't even think about elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon tea, Dinner, or Supper or a cup of coffee with a side of cigarettes
@leonellimon969
@leonellimon969 2 года назад
FAF
@angelopugliese6034
@angelopugliese6034 2 года назад
I guess they're going to be eating a lot of onion soup 🤣.
@ericminch
@ericminch 2 года назад
"Try this: here is turnip."
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 2 года назад
Oh, very nice, I needed these giggles! Thanks, it means so much to me to be able to smile for awhile!
@dorothymartino3221
@dorothymartino3221 2 года назад
"Oops...is potato." Your nursery rhyme made me laugh so hard I cried
@TearfulMoon
@TearfulMoon 2 года назад
"In Russia it doesn't rhyme.." Not true! We say "kto priznalsya tot i obosralsya"("one who confessed is the one who shat themselves")
@sassysarina9718
@sassysarina9718 2 года назад
That's AWESOME
@michaellinneman4284
@michaellinneman4284 2 года назад
They might have forgotten to bring enough food , fuel and ammunition but they didn't forget their dress uniforms....
@JohnnyAngel8
@JohnnyAngel8 2 года назад
Trump always accuses others of what he does himself. He'd fit right in in Russia.
@elwray3506
@elwray3506 2 года назад
This is basically widely acknowledged behaviour of 5 year olds. I don´t stink, you stink.
@yndsu
@yndsu 2 года назад
Not just Trump, is the whole GOP and the Fox "News" anchors as well.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 2 года назад
Narcissistic behavior
@DarkaDusty
@DarkaDusty 2 года назад
@@yndsu exactly. By supporting Putin, Cucker Tarlson should be tried for treason. Disgusting!
@somexp12
@somexp12 2 года назад
There *is* a small difference. What Trump does unconsciously and in a transparently stupid manner, Russia does in a very deliberate and insidious way. They're good enough at it that they manage to get western people on the far left and far right to carry water for them. Looking back on the past few years, I've seen countless bizarre conversations take the form of "oil companies pollute (or insert any other bad thing), therefore Russia cannot do anything wrong relative to the rest of the world." Conversations having nothing to do with Russia routinely get around to defending something Putin is doing or might want to do, and it isn't just Russian agents doing it.
@alexvaraderey
@alexvaraderey 2 года назад
I saw a report on this a few days ago. From the Russian border to the front-line is 90 miles, so to keep the soldiers in equipment and food, you have to factor in a certain number of 180-mile round trips. The Russians didn't bring enough trucks to do the required number of trips. . .
@mtaylor7307
@mtaylor7307 2 года назад
Putin's generals didn't want this war. It's evidenced by how poorly the Russians are doing. Instead of backing down, Putin fires the generals. Now he's become bunker boy over a puny 1 million dollar bounty on his head.
@Damogen
@Damogen 2 года назад
That is the point. This showcases exactly how pathetic Russian supply lines are. There is about 1000 miles from one end of Ukraine to the other and Russia's supply lines failed just 90 miles in.
@Mediados
@Mediados 2 года назад
@@mtaylor7307 I mean they couldn't even even bring the proper equipment for an invasion if they don't know what's coming. Every field commander or officer must be extremely pissed right now. Generals also don't want their people to die, especially not in such a pointless way
@nlwilson4892
@nlwilson4892 2 года назад
Up to quite high levels they were told they were doing exercises, not invading anywhere. It is likely that various people looked at quantities of fuel and food allocated, thought it was too much for exercises and sold some. There is also physical evidence that trucks were being driven regularly which they need (again probably so fuel allocated could be sold off) this is causing tires to fail. Also, the winter has been mild so instead of going across frozen ground they have roads or mud, tanks are getting stuck in the mud it is that bad. Ukrainians have been attacking the supply lines and where vehicles have been abandoned due to lack of fuel or breakdown every farmer with a tractor is towing them off and handing them to the army. There have also been a lot of desertions as Russians do not want to fight Ukrainians.
@mtaylor7307
@mtaylor7307 2 года назад
@@Mediados Another long drawn out mess if the Russian people don't stop it. The Russians need to take Putin out of office because he clearly no longer knows how to use the power for the Russian people.
@ImperfectXIII
@ImperfectXIII 2 года назад
I love the "IS POTATO" running gag. XD
@jasonarthurs3885
@jasonarthurs3885 2 года назад
That stamp is one of the smartest moves from the Ukraine.
@sirmoonslosthismind
@sirmoonslosthismind 2 года назад
fyi, ukrainians strongly dislike the use of "the" with the name of their country. it reminds them of the soviet days. of course, i imagine it's become less of a priority with the whole invasion thing, but still, if you want to talk about ukraine, you don't need "the".
@asquare9316
@asquare9316 2 года назад
@@sirmoonslosthismind I've heard that if you say Ukraine that means that you think that it is a sovereign country. If you say the Ukraine, then you believe that it is a part of Russia, as Putin does.
@sirmoonslosthismind
@sirmoonslosthismind 2 года назад
@@asquare9316 yes, that's the theory. over in THE usa we don't really "get" the notion that THE is belittling, but leaving it out isn't too much to ask.
@asquare9316
@asquare9316 2 года назад
@@sirmoonslosthismind Here in Flatland we don't usually quibble about the use of THE, but we are sensitive to those that do.
@MrWaalkman
@MrWaalkman 2 года назад
I want some of these stamps, and then I want to send Putin a letter.
@redpurple_ua
@redpurple_ua 2 года назад
I'm from Ukraine. Checking this channel every day to see if there is something about Ukraine. Those jokes really help. Thank you!💙💛
@HayTatsuko
@HayTatsuko 2 года назад
9:47 Behold the glorious Ukrainian graphic design. I can't even begin to express how much I love the composition and intent of this artwork. I can only hope the reports of said warship being sunk are true.
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