Pyro In Love 

She really wanted to axe a question

NOW IM FEELING SAD FOR PYRO ):

Pyro isn't gay. Pyro isn't male. Pyro isn't female. *Pyro. Is. Pyro.*

Pyro is not a boy Pyro is not a girl Pyro is a maniac with a flamethrower

I thought the stuff in pyros mind was actually happening

One could say the fire in his heart was "Axetinguished"

Blue Pyro is basically me when someone is trying to be friendly. I hit them before realizing their intentions. R.I.P.

Fempyro: *Exists* Fandom: LETS MAKE IT GAY

and that, kids, is how I met your mother

now that sucks he deserve to get his true love

"and that's how purple was created"

1:34 Ah yes, the good old “someone is having a fantasy of what could play out but it doesn’t show us that it’s a fantasy until the fantasy is over and cuts to the person who having the fantasy to reveal that it was all in his head” cliche. What is a shorter version of what I just said?

Pyro sends a steam message Pyro: Hey do you want to date? Fem pyro: I'm a dude. Pyro:Oh Fem pyro:Yea sorry I'm straight Pyro:Oh that's ok I'm a girl! Fem pyro:AWESOME!!!!

Well she's 'hot' I'm so sorry

Red Pyro has been kicked from the Server reason: Team Killing

This gives the same energy as dreaming about being in a loving relationship then waking up to the real world

**When it ends** >FemPyro69 has joined Team Red sequel pls

Moral of teh story: love hurts.

01:39 Pyro: Are whe playing on a x10 server or is she cheating?

Let's be honest, this is already how love kind of works in real life.

Don't worry Pyro, just wait 'till Autobalance. Then you will get lucky...maybe.

but what does pyro see through his goggles in pyroland?

didn't even start the video and i know it's better than twilight.

Heavy-Medic Sniper-Sniper Girl Soldier-Freedom Engineer- Dispensers, Sentries, Teleporters Demoman- *B A L L S* Scout-Ms. Paulen (cough its been long since I played tf2) Spy-Scouts mother Pyro-Female Pyro MAh chart

Just call a vote scramble and pray to be on the same team.

Don't worry, Pyro. We still love you!

Well shit. If a female clone of myself was like that. I'd be in love too.

"Any similarity to persons living or dead is freakishly coincidental, given that its a rop-com featuring two mute, cartoon pyromaniacs" Perfect.

This is my love life in a nutshell, work up the courage to talk to a girl I like, she hits me with a fire axe.

1:05 If there was an unused purple control point then that would be perfect for it.

Poor Pyro..

Pyro:And thats how i met your mother

i know how you feel pyro i felt the same time almost every year in my school days

That control point should've turned purple :3

You'd think blutarch would get only male mercenarys to fight considering he was born in a time where usually women weren't allowed to fight.

Me:Pyro My crush:Fem pyro My friends after she says no or friend zone me: Spawn you back in the same game

The entire time I kept on saying "someone's gonna die." and I was right. Maybe next time pyro.

pyro should join the blu team if he wants to be with her.

Forget it, Pyro She's in a whole new (builders) league (united)

At the end, after red Pyro gets killed, I always imagine it saying “Ohhh, that’s so hot...”

0:23 WHY IS THE CROTCH SOOO BIG????

WARNING: Anyone going beyond this comment will see a battlefield of what gender the Pyro is. Just a warning!

end the videat at 1:33, and let hte pyro have his happy endign!

I kinda feel bad for pyro because all he wanted was he's true love

Poor pyro

Looks like Pyro... *wears sunglasses* ...got axed out! *YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*

Daw. My internet hardened heart just twitched at that one.

For a 2012 animation this is insane. Still holds up even today.

Gotta admit, that Blu Pyro got some booty

They should add female characters to tf2, like they did helga in loadout.

enemyzoned?

Red pyro:"touches female pyro's arm" Female pyro:*grabs axe Me:looks like that red pyro really wants to fall in love of death.

GODDAMNIT PEOPLE THE GAME THEORY IS A THEORY not game FACT. AND FOR GOD'S SAKE PYRO IS NEITHER A GIRL OR BOY IT IS PYRO

Pyro then undownloaded his fem pyro skin in disappointment.

*Thats how I felt when I try to get the ladies...* -_-

Hang in there, Pyro! I believe in you! ❤️💙

aww...that ending, so sad.

1:48 3...2....1....

And so goes the mating ritual of the Pyro in nature.

God seeing this animation once again brings a smile to my face but also feeling of sadness form how relatable this became to me.

ALMOST NO ONE HAS THE MENTAL CAPACITY TO WRITE OUT A PROPER FUCKING SENTENCE. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL CHEW THROUGH A *_GODDAMN BEAR_* IF I SEE ANOTHER SPELLING ERROR-RIDDLED COMMENT.

One day In Pyros Bedroom... Fem Pyro: Takes off suit Pyro: Finds out "She's" a Man Pyro: MMMF MMFF Translation: WTF!!??

I was SOOOO fing rooting for him :(

The amount of rule 34 stuff that must have some from this is insane

Poor Pyro :(

you are dead not big surprise.

Try again Pyro, it may have just been reflexes not a genuine turndown. Just don't surprise her next time.

Red pyro: thinks he’s going to get blu pyro to date him Blu pyro: *puts an axe in his head*

I knew it can't be that easy.

For as long as there's been TF2, there's been the debate and speculation over the pyro's gender. The fact that his face is never seen, and numerous tidbits from Valve have lead some to believe the pyro is female. Now, this myth has had a lot of people deceived, and it will most likely persist for as long as people play TF2, as I doubt Valve will ever conclusively reveal the pyro's gender. However, anybody who can spot a joke can tell that the pyro is indeed a man, and not a woman. The evidence favours this conclusion. There is almost no real evidence to suggest the pyro is anything other than male, which is what we would naturally assume. Yes, we never get to see his face (although concept art of the pyro unmasked depicts him as male), but this is no reason to assume he's a woman. Then there's the flowery purse in the pyro's locker, the catalyst of the speculation, cunningly planted by Valve. On the subject of the purse remember that the pyro is insane and delusional. We know that from Meet The Pyro. He probably doesn't even understand what the purse is. All the rest of the evidence has been unashamedly inserted. The developers referring to the pyro as "she", that loading screen tip that alternated between calling the pyro "him" and "her", the subtitles in MTP- "HE'S not here is SHE?", etc., etc. But all this is transparent. We can clearly see that this is all a big joke. Valve is toying with the community, deliberately sparking this theory for everyone's amusement. But those of us who can spot this joke know the truth. The pyro is indeed a man. Here's why: -he has a distinctly male voice, and a male voice actor. Gas masks can muffle the voice (as his does), but they cannot distort them enough to deepen a woman's voice into sounding like a man's. Just listen to his guttural chuckle. -he has a male body shape. Flame retardent suits are not thickly insulated enough to make a woman look like a man. -the pyro has no discernible breasts. -the pyro is almost always referred to as "he". He is only ever called "she" when Valve is dropping hints. Obviously none of this is 100% conclusive. In rare cases, women have very flat chest, speak with unusually deep voices, and or have masculine body shapes, but this is rare, and if there were a female team member in TF2, don't you think everyone would want her to be classically attractive, and not some mannish freak. So, the joke's been fun. The speculation has been rife, but it's time to acc

how did this not win a saxxy

"Often, reality is more dissapointing than fiction."

Poor pyro.

thats actualy how it went with my last crush...yeah thats right she hit me on the head with an axe....

WHY ARE SPIES ALWAYS THE ONES TO DIE IN SFM'S? #SPYLIVESMATTER

I laughed with the beginning I enjoyed the middle I cried in the final

Aaaaaw Noooooo! That's not how it's supposed to end! Although it was great, I want to see what else he tries! (It doesn't have to work, he just has to try for the future he wants with her!) D';

They could add a female charachter version of all the classes.

This needs a saxxy. I don't care about Valve's opinion. IT NEEDS ONE.

Pyro is like the devil, but he just has a very hat happy life

i bet i was a guy

God knows what she looks like in pyrovision...

If anyone ever meets Cupid tell him that I personally said " I HATE YOU!!!

Pyro:Hubbard Hubbard Hubba (well hello mah lady) Femme pyro:hubba hubba hubba (back the heck off)

awww he didnt even get to axe her if they could go out

Okay, okay, guys... I've seen this so many times already. So... here goes... IT'S A FUCKING GAME THEORY. GAME. *THEORY* Sure, maybe scientifically the game points to the Pyro possibly being a homosexual male. But then again, Mat probably did way more research on the subject than Volvo did, and that's not a problem. The Game Theorist's popularity comes from analysing random facts and leading to a really interesting conclusion that may or not be true. Hell, I'm pretty sure Mat could've researched some other info on the Pyro and found out he was a Heterosexual Man. Or a Homosexual Female. Or a lamp. wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Filamental But what really matters is that it's all a Game Theory. And if you can't accept that a theory is a theory, then... I don't know. I'm not a great writer. I just randomly mashed buttons on a keyboard. Amen.

That music that played when he had that dream thing made me get of my chair and dance around my house. I looked like a weirdo.

Whoever made Femme pyro Model i owe ya

but pyro is gay, well i guess hes both gay and straight. as honey bobo says "everybody is a litte gay sometime"

I thought pyro was gonna take spy's stuff and turn blu =c Not the bloody flower!

still a better love story than twilight

Administrator : HAVEN'T YOU LEARNT ANYTHING WITH SOLDIER AND DEMO ?!!!

1:40 laughed too hard.

pyro could be a metrosexual (straight but acts gay)explaining the purse and pyroland is a hallucination from the smoke fumes of the people he cooks

Ahhhh come on ! I was really happy for Pyro . Please make an animation were he gets the girl :P

Pyro is a maniac who sets everything on fire which doesn't appreciate him, yet he simps for a enemy.

STOP IT WITH THE USELESS GAME THEORY COMMENTS Pyro is not a girl or a boy He is Pyro.

I notice some people are going aw about the ending, now I expected her to kick his butt...or axe him whichever, but maybe that just makes Pyro wanting her more. :3 Yknow he might like a girl that's hard to get.

1:09, kinda looks like Assbox.

Heartbroken His and mine Such tragic It didn't work like magic