Quackity Finds a Girlfriend on the Dream SMP 

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This is so old that they’re still L’manberg skins and Schlatt still hasn’t been whitelisted again

i don’t think taylor swift is gonna like this one

I can't believe how mentally sane tommyinnit actually is when he's tired

THIS IS SO OLD THAT QUACKITY STILLED CALLED HIM TURBO AND TOOBO

quackity: “pretend you’re the teacher” tubbo: “ALGEBRUHHHH”

Alternative Title: Quackity completely forgets about looking for a girlfriend, tells traumatizing stories of gluesticks and secret santa while everyone falls asleep, then proceeds to get heartbroken by Schatt.

"no Dinero" "no Sexo" GIRL BYE-

schlatt is the kid that told other kids that santa claus doesn't exist, that explains so much about him

Quackity: finds a boyfriend All the fan girls: *wait, that’s illegal*

“finds a girlfriend” sapnap and karl: 👁💧👄💧👁

im currently crying because Tommy stayed and listened. bro Tommy is the kind of person where when you feel no one is listening so you stop talking, but he goes, "I'm listening, go on"

this stream is old and kinda feels weird bc the egg isnt everywhere, theres lmanburg skins and lmanburg isnt blown up.

The chat is singing your new boyfriend again haha that is just iconic

Quackity: Getting a girlfriend on the dream smp. Fan: ok, so its either the three girls on the dream smp, ItsAlyssa(Alyssa), Nihachu(Nikki), and pokimane. So...Who's it gonna be? Quackity: *jschlatt*

Quackity: *finding a boyfriend Minx: i'm doing a backflip with my wheel chair again

“You have a beanie on in fucking summer time” It’s February Schlatt HAHAH

“You should have poked her in the eye- that’s what I would have done”-Tommy innit 2021

The fact that he's trying to find a girlfriend while ENGAGED to sapnap and karl is just so offensive to them smh

The fact that the Dream SMP was not in ruins gives a hint of how old this stream was hahahah

1:27 and this is how the anime how to rent a girlfriend started

lets thrive from rejection boys

Plot twist: quackity was single all along and this is a 12 year olds fanfiction.

"No dinero, nO sExO" LMAO I DIED

Quackity: A Prison for girls TommyInnit: OH YES SIR!!!!

Quackity you can’t get a girlfriend you need experience with girls

I love how the video is called “Quackity finds a girlfriend on the Dream SMP” when there are only boys in the thumbnail

"I wasn't okay," "everyone was Emo...." I'm not okay-my chemical romance

3:00 Bro when Quackity spoke in Spanish. I ain’t a simp nor am I pimp. But like that made me like him even more even though it was simple.

Oml it’s so surreal seeing the DreamSMP before the election.

I love how quackity said "We actually dont care about tommyinit anymore" in such a happy tone

tubbo doesn’t approve of tommy’s house being turned into a FIND-A-GF shack

Tubbo defending Tommy’s house tho-

While Schlatt and Tommy was sleeping RU-vid thought they were “music”

"She flirted with me for my f**king gluestick" -Quackity 2021 Edit: What the hell- Almost 1k likes!? And not even in a whole day- Tysm lol-

"your name's barbara?" W H E E Z E cries in stranger things ;-;

I had "Secret santa" on my school it was called "Amigo invisible" It was about getting a random person to give her/him a gift (the person didn't know this) and well lil story is that I once got as my Secret santa the guy that bullied me. Fuccen school

why is no one talking about how tommy was abt to go to sleep but stayed up to talk to big q adhfklajdh he sounds so sleepy

Why is no one talking about Tommy's attitude? It's just too, mature...

i thought he was gonna talk about the chick who fell in love with his friend, and he made her cry by telling her, her secret santa 8:40 ahhhh i didnt think u were gonna talk about herrr 13:05

16:55 Quackity: YOUR F**KING CHEATING ON ME Schlatt: Listen love of my life

Plot twist: the dream smp is turning into a love server

me expecting chat to be calm: chat: "POG" "e" "AYY"

Quackity: What man thrives most upon is rejection. Me: I've been thriving my whole life

"I have a really hot girl, she plays chess on twitch" Minx *ahem* Minx

"Ay caramba, donde esta la bibliotechaaaaaaaa" - TechnoBlade

karl when he saw the title: 😭💀🖕👹💔💔 edit: MOM IM FAMOUS

seeing quackity and jschlatt in a call, i realize my friend, joey, acts like their personalities combined.

When 3 nations come together for a discord call, shit's going down

New title name: Quackity fails to find a girlfriend and gets his heart broken by Schlatt.

"guys please.." "barabara PLEASE!!"

'When a man cries it’s not because they are weak, it’s because they have been strong for too long.' -Itachi Uchiha

Hearing quackity talk about a girl named Jessica when my moms name is Jessica is quite disturbing...

16:43 mr beast 👍

“we just don’t care about tommyinnit anymore.” “we don’t!” me: wait we did in the first place-?

Premiere: exists* Chat: Your New Boyfriend INTENSIFIES*

Quackity is the king of posting clips 6 months after the stream

One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates⭕️

man this video is like watching my parents getting divorced all over again lol

pov: you're not early you're just at the right time

I can’t wait to see him...I mean her

I love how Shlatt has been hopping from person to person on the server skdbx

14:37 smiling throught the pain LMAO

Quackity: Are you Barbara Corcoran from Shark Tank Schlatt: For that reason, I’m out

I gotta stop thinking that he’s actually getting a girlfriend

I’m going through a hard time run and your vids always put a smile on my face when no one else can. I love your channel.

big q - " i really liked jessica " father ( enderman ) :- **so you have chosen death**

the thumbnail scares me in many, many ways

Imagine Dream and Schlatt havin a baby that is just schlagg but green

its so adorable how quackity respected niki’s boundries by not hitting on her when he knows she doesn’t want an s.o.❤️

This is such an old stream, I love it.

Whenever I see Quackity and Jschlatt together all I can remember is Quackity asking Schlatt to marry him and Schlatt thanking his subs💀

“WHO TF IS JESSICA” PLS WMSMSK😭

Alternative title: Quackity telling story's about him in school trying to get girls

the heartbreak I felt seeing Tubbo in his L'Manberg uniform was astronomical

I WAS LITERALLY GONNA PLAY YANDERE SIMULATOR FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. THANK YOU, QUACKITY, YOU SAVED MY DIGNITY.

quackity don’t need a gf when he’s got schlatt

title: "Quackity finds a girlfriend in the dream smp" the thumbnail: *men*

12:18 “do you have the protractor”. Lmao

Maybe she was asking for another “Glue stick”

I’ll listen to your stories Alex

It's so sad that quackity ended the video with him breaking up with schlatt

Finds a girlfriend that calls him flatty patty that’s the way to go!

Quackity needing to pay 5 dollars for minecraft gf: I only have 2 dollars *Someone donates 3 dollars* Perfect

sleeping beauty cant compete with Tommy

I swear if he doesn't end up with obama

Quackity simps be like: 😭 NO HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND NOWWWW

All the quackity simps rn:😭😓😢🙄✋

the way quackity was so confused when they brought up vineyard vines 😭

I never noticed it was schallt until 3:32

pov: you're here before the premiere, and you watch as chat sings "your new boyfriend" for an hour straight

F in the chat for Quackity, poor mr Quack didn’t get called pumpkin spice

I just find it so funny because I'm literally like the type of person to tell stories and talk ALL the TIME, and then when someone tries to tell me something so simple, I'm like: ".....what?" And just don't pay attention to what they say at all. Then i just continue to talk... im literally so mean-

PLS THE END I WAS DYING Its okay quackity sometimes you just have to imagine-

i cant get over quackity calling tubbo "toobo" and "turbo" lmao

Little did you know.. the picture of Barbra was actually dreams face reveal

"Wouldn't baD an eye" b a d a n e y e....bad...BAD AN EYE

quackity: "pretend you're the teacher" tubbo out of nowhere: "ALGEBRUHHH"

“can you say pumpkinspice one last time?” “MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME”

you’ve broken a lot of hearts today, quack.