Quackity tries to steal Technoblade's horse and INSTANTLY regrets it. 

Yes

Ye

You're a good person. Thank you buddy.

He will never see this bud

And I think you shoukd

I am your 400th liker

i was the 555

This feels like when someone copies your joke but louder and more people laugh Lol

STOP YOUVE VIOLATED THE LAW

excuse me techno is hilarious lmao

D:

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Except it's one of those objectives that you can't do It's a part of the story

Current objective: keep parents alive so techno doesn’t kill you since you’re an orphan

.o.

Damn i made the same comment without seeing this one. Im sorry

@@EclipseGamingPS itz ok

@@EclipseGamingPS LMAO I SAW YOUR COMMENT ABOVE THIS

@@EclipseGamingPS and you have more likes

*run*

Dam, you gives me the creeped vibe that technoblade's words in this video couldn't give

no wonder he was the traitor

@@Cinnigen what? since when lmao

@@chaonimation9586 yes

@@Cinnigen Wilbur was the traitor and techno was a scary anarchist

😂😂😂😂

Techno so nice that he won’t even kill Quackity

@@itzslayr1435 well technically speaking if techno were to make quactity a orphan hed kill quactity’s sanity, his hopes and dreams...... or techno could say *NO WITNESSES*

@@itzslayr1435 well thats technically true because atoms never touch and we are made up of atoms so no dream i did not slaughter quackity

Super not relatable totally not me

Especially when they kind of deserve it 😆

It’s the funniest thing

LLLLLLL he didnt even get mod on the server and take the whole server over LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Same

E

☘️

Quackity

He knows! ٩😑۶

I can soooooooo relay

Same xd

When you realize Fundy is an orphan

Hmm, but he still didn’t see tht carl is gone, so, technically, he didnt miss one, because he said IF CARL IS GONE and yes

@@leightonkekuewa1545 wait Fundy is an orphan??!?!!

@@mizu3866 E-yes

@@VChu_ damn didn't knew

Nothing bad ever happens to the Quackities

But something sure will happen to the Quakities

Eehhr ummm

AH-

I like your funny words magic man

Techno*

Techmo🙌

Techmobnade

TECHMO IS SCARY

Man techmobade is *big* scary.

Timestamp?

@@cdragon7583 watch the whole video.

@@0_h1t3 you know what I did but still I want a timestamp for not just myself but for other people too... so I’m gonna get one

3:11

​@@cdragon7583 Jeez it's serious now, you're DEMANDING a timestamp. Good thing Sumouku obliged or I'd be worried for our health and safety.

Yeah, if he took Carl, then he would start a longer war than the first pet war

There would be 2 more canon deaths on the server if sapnap took carl

@@calmlyrice1780 taking or killing carl is like killing John Wicks’s dog

The only pet

208th like

Also the reason tommy has died repeatedly

*it stays in the pit*

Karl did

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Cos Tommy is a bit stupid but we love him still

"The thing about depictions of extreme violence" 💀💀

That’s why it’s hilarious

@@superd3clan_306 yep

Damn bro that's deep

*visible confusion*

I don't get it

@@averageharambelover3541 Me neither

tryharding bedwars: “mmmmmmmmm..”

Bold of you to assume he's acting

@@sleepl0l wait he isn't?

@@thesandwich7151 you dare assume his gender He's an god not a lowly human Bow down peaseants Nvm he didn't 10-0 dream trash unsubbing from him L L

@@bluenoob5945 I love how your entire comment sums up the fans of Techno lol

@@bluenoob5945 LMAO

Timestamp??

@@justaman7124 0:00 - 9:07

@@PS-vr1uv bruh

@@justaman7124 2:45

@@private_account809 no i think he meant painfully

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​@@private_account809 Not if Techno can help it

Techno would proceed to burn down the entire map and enslave all of the people to build a giant monument to Carl on the remains of L’manberg, Quackity would be tortured by Techno and his withers for all of time. After the monument is done, he would let everyone go (except Quackity, obviously) only to chase them all down, killing them one by one, making sure all they know is terror, constantly looking over their shoulder for the day that the grim reaper catches up to them. I’ll go into a bit more detail of Quackity’s torture, just so you know how gruesome it is. First, Techno forces Quackity to watch his house and everything he loves burn and die, he is then taken captive by Techno and held in a prison, everyday Techno comes to see him, he slices him within an inch of his life, Quackity regenerates, repeat, but that’s not all, he also brings in withers, spawns them, and let’s them repeatedly kill him, now you might think this gets boring, and it does, so techno spices it up, sometimes, he’ll set an army of mobs on him, other times he’ll just use his slaves to kill him, but eventually Techno has run out of ways to kill Quackity, so he brings it into the real world, he finds Quackity, kills his family in front of them, and tortures Quackity to the point his body is so deformed, so covered in burns and scars, you can’t even recognize him, he’s just a barely living blob of nothing, doomed to live the rest of his days in social exile as a freak, and that, that is Techno’s final revenge.

@@sportsfaniguess154 Nah, he would probably just make a nice lava renovation in quackitys house

No save horse

No live

but no, think about it. For every person in the world to survive, nobody is allowed to be an orphan, therefore, if everyone has at least one surviving parent, we would die of overcrowding. so therefore, no, save your grandparents then your parents, then RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

oh yeah

It’s like that one teacher who’s loves to joke around but then once he gets angry everyone is just scared

@@ilovemen671 do u have that teacher

@@cloudyvids8873 yes

@@cloudyvids8873 lol yeah same yes I have

100

😂😂😂

@Haha Haha Aw sorry mate I already got out the virtual sniper rifle. You're about to be the jfk of the interwebs.

@Haha Haha i got the virtual ak47

Bring out the ac 130 and give it to streamer (irl) ranboo: quackity started a comment war

YES

I disagree he is scary for others but when watching his streams the chat has power over the blood god

When is that

@@kimchii4517 2:44 look for yourself

@@kimchii4517 2:45

Both.

The correct answer is yes.

There is no solution in that problem exempt beating the 27 withers

No he’s the 4th fastest horse in the server and techno also owns the 3rd 2nd and 1st horse on the server

Did you know Techno once said hi to me thro another person

somebody's gonna be an orphan*

*everybody

this aged well

same

Yes

Samr

I did watch too

Ya the one time I watch techno i saw it live

He should've

He has a kill count of 28373 orphans so no wonder he got that much exp

@@-Nea1984- if I did my math right then that means each orphan drops 10 exp orbs. Neat.

@@lilchromie I should make a orphan exp farm

Lil Chromie Bigfoot Slayer it takes more exp each level to level up your levels, so your calculations are slightly wrong.

Oh it’s common knowledge that techno basically never dies

It was also chosen through a Twitter poll, lol.

Hes had it for well over 3 months

@@Lechampion3 don’t speak they’re new

Only one of them is relevent

i like how you analysed it lol

me too

Who was streaming it? I’d love to see the whole thing.

@@heatherreadsreddit8579 technoblade is the one who streaming it

Him just running past quackity at the end was perfect

Oh, Sapnap will be the first adult orphan he conquers

@@ramonagomez3228 I guess Rest In Peace Badboyhalo if that happens. (Apparently Bad is Sapnap’s dad, I don’t know when this happened but apparently it happened)

R.I.P Sapnap

@@azale_2241 Wait...Does that mean at one point Skeppy was Sapnap’s son in law? If he was, he’d also be Dream’s brother in law. Also during Dream and Fundy’s wedding, it was kind of confirmed that Sapnap is Dream’s parent. So if that’s canon, not only is Fundy technically Sapnap’s son in law and Badboyhalo’s brother in law, Badboyhalo and Dream are brothers...

@@dfquartzidn6151 What the hell these family trees are confusing...