Back with another silly montage Some screenshots are from previous splits / quante Credit: www.mappa.co.j... / sanchovies / lcs / 3in1warrior Song: • Envy Of None - Never S...
Boy oh boy where do I even begin... Hemlock... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you play Riven top, your diamond level skills, and that glorious fast combo. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the rift, you are a great coach and booster, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me such much joy, and heartbreaks over the years. I remember when you first left iron and it's like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ranked match in bronze, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to come home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you made history happen. You came back from the losing streak and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words "NORTH AMERICA, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of league of legends and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're climbing, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious booster, Hemlock.