QUIRKED UP OPERATOR GOATED WITH THE SWAWS | Counter Strike: Global Offensive 

badger: "making a video every 2 months isnt good for my money situation" also badger: "i spent a thousand dollars on crates in one sitting and then splashed 300 on a fac new hyper beast m4"

This man literally gave them so much money that they told him to stop and chill out. They were scared of how much money he was giving them.

This game change people They turn you into Dr. Rockso from "Metalocalypse"

Enemy team: *are camping* Badger and his 1 million flashbangs: "P A R R Y T H I S Y O U F I L T H Y C A S U A L"

19:25 I love bing silently in the background “Better start runnin better start runnin badger start runnin”

Fun fact about the zeus, Lauren "Pansy" Scott, a former pro CS:GO caster, has admitted on air that the zeus is her favorite weapon purely because of the scream when you kill someone with it. To this day we all love Pansy that much more because she always says what we all think.

Badger really out here thinking I’m not taking 12 scoops at once and hallucinating my tiredness away.

I love how when skullker gets questioned by anyone about his mental state his first instinct is to just play a random sound.

25:21 "YES , THE COLONEL BITCH " Yup , me everytime i realize i got a kill within the whole match

Skulker is like the weird kid you made friends with in middle school and had god tier programming. I love skulker sounding like he is having a technological aneurysm.

Badger: "What's the point of winning if it isn't any fun" Every competitive CSGO player: "Fun what is dat shit?"

I love the "perfect cell" impresion "it doesn't bother, it bothers me a lot, it bothers me a lot... AND THAT ONE'S STILL GREEN"

12:33 Smi77y: "They don't expect the Glock." XD

Badger: "What's the point of winning if it isn't any fun?" Competitive Counter Strike Players: "What the FUCK is fun?"

other youtubers: "today's sponser is..." Badger: "This took a full month, sleep not included; sit down, shut up, and listen."

rewatching this, i realised how badger was more pissed at how easy/simple it was to get better at cs that being a literal shidder at cs and getting a red carpet

23:29 such intensity in this man's soundboarded taunt

On 23:18 Heavenly in chat: "Do NOT let him win" "WE will never hear the rest of it" 🤣

Badger in streams: chill with jokes here and there, but it's just friends having fun at a game Badger when editing: *DONACDUM INTENSIFIES, DRUGS ALL DAY BABYYYYYY*

1:17 I love that the PS1 models have an alternate damage state, and that said state is them LOSING THE LID THAT'S SO FUCKING PERFECT

I love the DBZA reference you dropped. It's fine, it's fine, it doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me, it bothers me, it bothers me a lot... AND THAT ONES STILL GREEN.

This video is incredible. The amount of work that goes into the SFM work is WILD Badger. Elite.

Badger is actually really mature, he doesn’t get mad when he loses, he instead asks “why am I losing” and tries to figure it out. A lot better then me.

0:34 one of my absolute favourite moments of this vid, it just sends my sides to the f-ing stratosphere xD

10:00 thats accurate as hell right there🤣

Badger is that one guy at a party that you can never tell if hes high or sober because hes just so hyperactive

Badger: “taking two months off is not good for my money situation” Also Badger: “ I got banned from the store for 3 days for spending over a thousand dollars on crates to get a knife”

3:45 “y’all know the size of a nine millimetre” Americans: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILLIMETRE

Two of the most hilarious youtubers, Smii7y and Badger, in one video. That's a fever dream right there.

“I- I don't know." “He's moving while shooting." "Overwatch says stop moving while shooting and lower your sensitivity.”

6:49 never thought I'd hear someone talk about metalocalypse on any video here

For 10:00, derivatives can be challenging when you're dealing with l'hopital's rule or the chain rule, but this problem isn't nearly as bad as it looks, it just needs a bit of time and the Quotient rule. The Quotient rule states that to find the derivative of f/g we need the derivative of f and g (easy enough), and set it so f'*g-g'f are divided by g^2, as seen below: (f/g)' = (f'*g-g'*f)/g^2 Applying it to this problem, we'll set f=(x+2)^2 and g=(x-1)^3. derivatives f' = 2(x+2) g'=3(x-1)^2 We then plug in this information into the Quotient rule: [2(x+2)(x-1)^3-3(x-1)^2(x+2)^2]/[(x-1)^3]^2 denominator [2(x+2)[(x-1)^3]-3[(x-1)^2](x+2)^2]/[(x-1)^6] This admittedly looks a bit daunting, but we can **simplify** the problem easily, by reducing similar terms (top has (x-1)^2 on both terms, so reduce everything by that amount, leaving you with the bottom being (x-1)^4). From there you have both terms on the top being 2(x+2)(x-1) - 3(x+2)^2. This looks daunting, but neat trick, if you have like terms you can remove them without having to do too much multiplication, and since they both have an x+2 on both terms you can split it up like this: 2(x+2)(x-1) - 3(x+2)^2 = (x+2)[2*(x-1)-3(x+2)]= (x+2) [2x-2-3x-6]= (x+2)[2x-3x-2-6]=(x+2)[-x-8]. We have the top term (x+2)(-x-8) and the bottom term (x-1)^4, so the solution is (x+2)(-x-8)/(x-1)^4. It definitely needs a few rules to look up at worst, but its ultimately easy enough as its just basic calc.

seeing Heavenly type in chat: “Do NOT let him win. We will never hear the end of it” made it so much funnier at 23:25

"Hey, SMii7Y, prank em, John!" Ah, Badger knows that SMii7Y and Kryoz are the same person. A man of culture, indeed.

10:05 ... *grabs a pencil and paper* pretty sure this is just "do the multiplication" so, it's like... (x^2)+4x+4 over (x^3)-3(x^2)+3x-1. Which, I don't think has any factoring you can do to either to cancel each other out. Then again it's been like, almost 10 years since I did pre-calc.

Smii7y, Swagger, and Badger in the same lobby on the same team in a shooter would be a content creation nightmare everyone would like to see and never see

"I'm over it." 'Immediately box jumps an IT' 10/10, comedic genius, I spit my drink. EDIT: Shit this doin' numbers.

There’s just something about badger and smii7y playing together that is perfect

Badger: "sees top of random guys forehead" Also Badger:"gets head blown off"

Revolvers in Western movies are like katanas in anime

"That ones still Green!" A man of culture as well, that joke was Perfect.

I fully expect Badger to be dishin out fully animated short films by the end of mid 2023, judging by the rate the animations are evolving at.

i got an ad at 4:58 after the alt tab joke, and my pc stopped dead in its tracks before the ad after the mic broke the rift between this reality and the next and thought my pc was going to crash, video so good a gamer has to brace for impact

7:47 I laugh at this everyt ime haha what a great clip

Smii7y and RussianBadger in the same room. I can die in peace now, knowing that the pure comedic duo I watch whenever I can snorted gamer supps together

Goated with the SWAWS is a phrase that I'd never think I'd hear and its forever ingrained in my damn brain

The TFS reference got me smiling fr AND THAT ONES STILL GREEN

I just laughed way too much and way too long at him saying "I'm over it" and the little jump over the word "it" and he just keeps going but I'm sitting here dying laughing at the stupidest joke

I’m so happy- it’s been almost 2 months, so you knew like a 30 minute video coming, and that he poured his heart and soul into this video just like the Fallout video. AND SMII7Y?? Bro. Even though his segments in this video were small, it was memorable in its own way and it’s always awesome when he expands more and more people into his videos

19:11 I love the "you better start running" , as you are laughing and admitting that you did it on purpose.

The over it joke really got me. 7:45

1:40 got me laughing

Badgers entire existence is a "woke spartan" meme... Badger: "I don't know what I'm doing, but I know it's gonna work."

The part at 1:38 made me picture Badger just lying in the fetal position in a multiple thousand dollar mocap suit and that's hilarious

1:24 “How’d all these squares make a circle! , I just…”

“Nah bro, he do be certified in HVAC” kills me everytime.

HF: "They're claiming hide & seek, which means they're in the portapotty. Which means you open it, I'll zeus em." TRB: "mkay." *Gets Cosmically Fvcked.*

18:25 "What's so hard to learn about 'Swish Swish Stab'? It's a sword not a fighter jet."

Badger is the only guy who can make a sponsorship message entertaining

Fun fact about the zeus: in some parts of the world its not lethal, instead it shows a special animation, or it shows the same ragdoll but you can see the body twitching.

Badger : "Reminder, This is not a Guide" Also Badger : _"After watching many YT CS:GO Tutorials, They all say the same shit. Lower you sensitivity and stop moving while you shoot"_

When the world needed him most, he has returned with Smi77y and Kyroz. Truly a certified hood classic.

I was not expecting a Metalocolypse reference while watching this but it killed me. I just recently started rewatching it too

honestly the reason why i’m still drinking monster is because of the DAMN SHIPPING AND HANDLING FEES GOOD GOD

Badger: "all you dipshits know the size of 9mm" Me, an Argentinian: "sorry chango, all I know is 90 year old buckshot"

Badger won’t stop until he has swaws in every game he enjoys

Badger: buys 440 cases Valve: hold up the money is breaking our backs!!

Never in my life would I be watching Badger & Smi7y Team up in any game but here I am watching it unfold

Badger during the recording: “I got the money to make poor financial decisions” Badger at the end of the video post-recording: “My money situation is no bueno” *Somethin’s Wrong I Can Feel It*

"Throwing mice around the room" in gamer rage is a hilarious visual until you realize he meant the electronic ones.

1:23 Damn they even did a Dragon ball Z Abridged reference

FINALLY, THE SMII7Y AND BADGER CROSSOVER WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

"badger won't stop till he has Swaws in every game he enjoys" - plague doctor just you wait, he's gonna walk to valve and beat the Devs until they get Swaws in.

I would be perfectly content having this channel just being Csgo clips

I had a similar experience, sucked ass for my first 40 hours, and the second I stood still whilst shooting, was the game that I was accused of toggling. Good memories.

Skulker with his soundboard never fails to entertain

I do love how even when VR Badger Is holding a gun and not ready to shoot he has trigger discipline, good job being a role model of the kids

"its fine its fine it doesnt bother me, it bothers me alot. AND THAT ONE IS STILL GREEN!" dbza cell was wholehearted amazing nostalgia.

if in doubt this is still the best badger video of all time stupid crap check swaws check guacamole, gamer, fart check badger getting whooped check

This guy knows how to make quality content, didn’t even realize 28 minutes had passed until the video was over

"I know you fuckers know the size of a 9mm" Me, an italian who lives in Italy, where the guns are based on the kind of pasta you load in Spaghetti Barret Penne Rigate Beretta Maccheroni SPAS

Skullker turning his voice all glitchy is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. I lost it that one time when he was coughing, I think in World of Tanks?

TheRussianbadger,”I’m not going to teach you how to play CSGO.” Proceeds to teach me how to play CSGO.

I can't wait to see Badger, Heavenly, Geuce, Grouse, and Eekaj comes at E sport with a team named SWAWS

Badger’s logic: learn hardest things so easy things are easier *Me out here learning quantum mechanics so I can breeze through times tables* :😎🧠

"you all know how big a 9mm is" this is one of the most american sentences ever uttered

21:11 Ayame & Akai Haato (Haachama) spotted, didn't expect to see anything related to Hololive in a TheRussianBadger video.

20:35 "I dont really like the AWP" *(dies instantly)* I have no clue why but that part just absolutely broke me.

Badger: "Sorry I only have bullets for scale im too rich to carry quarters" also Badger **spends ludicrous amounts of money on boxes and a hyperbeast** *20 min later* Badger: "I would really appreciate if you could buy some gamer fart taking 2 months off has not been good on the money situation" Mans definitely spent 100$ on a claw machine without even noticing until his wallet was half the weight

How does heavenly feel about a cat being more successful than him

"Sorry I only have bullets for scale, I'm too rich to carry quarters around"

11:46 I just now noticed that the animation shows a dude throwing a smoke grenade from Dust 2 that lands on Mirage.

It doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me... It bothers me, IT BOTHERS ME A LOT - AND THAT ONE IS STILL GREEN! Perfect execution there with the TFS reference, lad!

Says this isn’t a guide, this has been my csgo guide for the last month or so

I've heard that fart sound so many times now it seems like it's starting to mute itself.

Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover ever Badger & Smii7y: Hold my Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000.

This video was A Certified Hood Classic! SWAWS!

Fun fact, this is the last Russian Badger video with the traditional opening

"What's not to get about swish-swish-stab?"

"This is not a guide." Proceeds to make CSGO easier for literally everyone...