r/comedyheaven Best Posts #10 

*stop using toilet paper* * coronavirus comes * Toilet paper: *you could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me.*

3:20 why what a cute old lady. She’s holding a severed hand. Awwwwww

Comedy heaven would be a real place. With people like GioFilms collecting the snow... It would throw all their struggles away

Nobody: GioFims when he starts: pfffft

My 5yr old cousin has “Big Chungus Rampage” on his IPad.

7:08 Octopus is an electronic payment system in Hong Kong

the dislikes are from people who tried put an onion in their sock

3:07 “And I would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids”

Thirty person: I'm fIrSt. Jim Carrey eggman: *NOBODY CARES!!*

7:01 I- we have a payment method here in hong kong which is called an octopus card. The octopus card is usually used to pay fares for transportation lmfao

0:16 Actually, Ice age baby caused the collapse of the Soviet Union.

Me when I realise no-one is buying sandpaper: The hardest choices require the strongest wills

7:04 In hong kong there's a card thing called octopus and it's actually a really common payment method there

“I hate the baby from ice age” Profile pic: ...

Coronavirus: exists Everyone in Britain: We MuSt GeT tOiLeT pApEr

7:08 this is a mcdonald machine in Hong Kong where our payment card is called Octopus Card

“What else are we supposed to clean ourselves with” Me: WeT wIpEs

“He didn’t harm anyone” HE HARMED MY EYES

1:49 Here's an idea: *stop buying it Karen*

"He didn't hurt anyone" I guess Gio doesn't know about 9/11

5:20 By the name of *Human* I throw you into the darkest dungeon.

There is no heaven, there is only cemetery

I died at " The chicken dish. How dare you."

5:15 Gio you’re really getting into character there

7:37 I did not give you permission to post my picture

Therapist: Ice age baby isn’t real. It can’t hurt you. Ice age baby: ...

Remember when unoriginal kids did T Th Thi This This? This Thi Th T

Giofilms: buy my merch Me: * vibing in his merch

Legend says that if you're first Nodody cares ;-;

8:26 what makes this even more funny is in the original movie the bad guys straight up left during their suit up

0:55 I’m downloading that immediately

Jesse, James, and Meowth introducing them selves in a boring motto thing Ash, Brock, and Misty waiting for them to finish

3:16 a mystery pooper is barely anything, at one of the local high schools in my area, there is a mystery lobster, some kid fr put a lobster in the school toilet

imagine eating a wierd small chip in your doritos bag then your brother screams “WHERES MY FINGERNAIL?!”

5:40 is an example of the text English Teachers want their students to decipher the meaning of

I was literally waiting for someone to upload a new r/comedyheaven this morning. Thanks Gio!

Actually, if you put an open onion in your sock with the inside of the onion touching the bottom of your foot, you can start to taste the onion

No one: Literally no one: Him: MACKKK donalds

3:50 I saw this same joke but instead of “ Burger has no end “ it said “ Only Putin has no end...”

“What else do we use to clean ourselves with?” A bidet

Hey gio, did you know? *Bird tornado?*

0:10 captions: “do you want to be cool well buy this marriage”

Giofilms: Na ru do EVERY NARUTO FAN: ITS PRONOUNCED NAARR RUU TOOO

If you die making a joke does that mean you go to comedy heaven?

7:00 - I am getting annoyed by that grammar: "Please select *an* payment method." If it's intentional, then I think I would be fine.

You know how we clean our selfs with paper towels, toilet paper and even tissues.Well in reality we just clean our selfs with wood.

2:48 Me as an anime lover: Naruto wanna-be?! *laughs so hard I fall over*

"Farting in the cinema complation" *_E X C U S E M E W H A T_*

5:00 at least they didn't have to think about a name, she has to be called Olive...

Watching Giofilms now is like when an your favorite anime character dies, but you rewatch the show so you can see them again

*M E A T B A L L*

1:12 *yeah, I love petting my chips in curry sauce*

2:31 Your technical difficulties sound is way too loud.

The first one when you said "What Did He Ever Do To You?" I Agree!

Did anyone hear Eminem got the corona virus His knees were shaking His palms were sweating He had vomit on his sweater Authorities says it was all because of moms spaghetti

7:04 is probably in Hong Kong. There is an octopus card that is used for transit, food, and every business that accepts it. Everyone is Hong Kong has an octopus card, and people can use it at McDonalds.

I recommend r/anormaldayinrussia

omg I was dying at that last one. I’m a gamer and you have NO IDEA how relatable that is lol 🤣

*Pretend I put a stolen comment*

The way Gio said Meatballs is lowkey the most blessed thing I've heard all day

is it just me or is ur voice a bit low

Don't you just hate it when you run out of Octopus

7:05 its octopus because in hong kong they use Octopus cards especially for trains

1:04 OMFG I HAVE THIS NOTEBOOK!!! So here's some context: The exercise says "match the photographs and the countries". So basically you have to match the food with the country it comes from So this is a list of foods, not a list of animals

At 7:06, Octopus is a currency card for ferry rides, bus rides and more. They are commonly used in Hong Kong.

Recently my dog passed but your videos really cheer me up when I'm sad if you see this thank you so much

Justice for ice age baby lol.

The invisible man rlly got me 🤣😂😁

7:22 this made me laugh so hard

The Ice Age Baby did hurt something *our eyes*

1:01 That's from an English textbook that I had the last year! That exercise was about what people eat in different Countries for example in México where grasshoppers( in Mexico they are called chapulines) they are food

Ad: stop using toilet paper Gio: what else are we supposed to clean ourselves with Japan: you wouldn’t understand

I got a 6 pack from laughing so hard at the chicken dish part.

Being worried about getting the coronavirus < being worried about a toilet paper famine

Gio: ice age baby didn't hurt anyone The Dodos:

1:52 a bidet 😂

6:30 Taylor Swift be quaking

8:15 my aesthetic: gio’s southern accent

Lots of people see Carl Wheezer as a random meme but to me, he is a big part of my childhood and as I grow up I will never forget him, he was always my 2nd favorite character.

0:41 this actually happened too dude straight up drained the tub of orbeez instead of using buckets to get it all out

0:23 little does he know, that the ice age baby has committed more crimes than numbers can count to

This has made me laugh like never before

Gio: *Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!* The owner of the pen: *No*

I love how he talks so nicely about the ice age baby The best part was; “He didn’t harm anyone?”

Me:dat da pizza Mom:picks up wrong pizza Me: omg

Everyone for exercise. In this great depression... DO THE MARIO!

fun fact : octopus is actually a card in Hong Kong (at least I think) that’s like a credit card but you can’t borrow money from it.

Gio is already in comedy heaven

7:41 LMFAO I'm dead😂☠

Everyone on tiktok hates the ice age baby its our job to defeat it

5:35 WHAT OK OK THIS HAS GONE OUT OF HAND

No one: Ice age baby: I have committed several war crimes

giofilms if for people who want to listen to reddit at 3 am with their parents in the other room

All dads belong in r/comedyheaven

Thanks for reminding me of Chungus Rampage in Big Forest

I swear you have the perfect voice for these types of videos

Did you just say "why do you hate ice age baby"? ITS OBVIOUS HHHGHG

8:49 to 8:75 Me:oMg tHaNk yOuUu

Jokes on you, I’M ALREADY COOL.

7:24 the way he says “secret play space”