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Комментарии : 5 тыс.   
@ald00I
@ald00I Год назад
"pregnancy does nothing to womens body" whos gonna tell him where the abs or heart or lungs go when a womans pregnant
@naolucillerandom5280
@naolucillerandom5280 Год назад
Not to mention the hormonal changes, the heightened risk of blood clots, and the traumatic (and possibly deadly) experience that is birth
@BunnyBounce161
@BunnyBounce161 Год назад
@@naolucillerandom5280 or the post-natal mental problems that some people suffer from
@kathleenwoods8416
@kathleenwoods8416 Год назад
😂Don't you know, none of that counts! Women don't experience their bodies or brains actually. Anyone who says otherwise is obviously not trustworthy because that isn't morally convenient!
@Dressup_Doll
@Dressup_Doll Год назад
Wait….what?!
@randommoth4978
@randommoth4978 Год назад
​@@kathleenwoods8416I'm assuming this is sarcasm lol
@resamena4576
@resamena4576 Год назад
next time I need to reject a creep on tinder I'll just say "sorry I can't go out with you I'm chemically ruined" lol
@Dovah_Slayer
@Dovah_Slayer Год назад
I will say the only reasons I won't date a pornstar is that A) I don't like the idea of someone else fucking my gf B) I don't know if she might have stds (everyone has needs and nobody wants stds also a reason I won't date anyone very sexually active unless they are willing to take a test and give me the results and if they turn out to be clean then I'll date them) and C) I know I can't measure up
@residentsleeper8639
@residentsleeper8639 Год назад
Funny, That's how I cancel plans when I have a hangover lol
@LinBeReal
@LinBeReal Год назад
​@@residentsleeper8639OMG
@Doc_Trancy
@Doc_Trancy Год назад
The ‘we only got periods recently’ thing is obviously BS for all the reasons. Including the question: Wouldn’t men have periods too?
@engtilde
@engtilde Год назад
No? Learn biology
@chastitymarks2185
@chastitymarks2185 Год назад
Of course not. As a fact, men transfer all those evil toxins into the females during the naughties, so the females can get rid of those toxins via the period. 😉
@pkmatt2723
@pkmatt2723 Год назад
Do other men not pee blood?
@sopadumacacoumadelicia5
@sopadumacacoumadelicia5 Год назад
@@engtilde You learn how to read. If everyone was eating acidic foods and breathing in poison 24/7 as said in the video, then everyone would bleed one way or another.
@engtilde
@engtilde Год назад
@@sopadumacacoumadelicia5 it’s not about poison
@merla692
@merla692 Год назад
Fun fact: most animals actually don't menstruate. Mark's dog certainly didn't menstruate. Roughly speaking, only higher primates have menstrual cycles, most of other mammals have estrous cycles. Think about it: women get their period on the least fertile point of their cycle, meanwhile, female dogs will bleed when they're about to go into heat, i.e. the most fertile point of their cycle. That's because it's not menstruation (which would be defined as the discharge of blood and tissue from the inner lining of the uterus at the end of the fertile period). Dogs bleed sometimes because during the fertile period they're high on estrogen levels, which increases the load of blood that is sent to the reproductive organs, and it also alters capillary permeability, which might cause the bleeding. Source: I'm a vet student🐶🐱
@a.r.h.9767
@a.r.h.9767 Год назад
Oooh thank you for the info !!
@JankoWalski-hz3lu
@JankoWalski-hz3lu Год назад
I came here to correct him, but kinda knew that someone already did it. Thanks for the explanation, I didn't even knew why dogs bleed, just knew that it means they are fertile at the moment, unlike humans.
@Saiavinn
@Saiavinn Год назад
Ahhh. Thank you so much! I was having trouble with this because I remembered dogs not having a menstrual cycle, but not much else. I know click wouldn't make stuff up, but I was very confused and kinda concerned until I saw this.
@idontreadorreply
@idontreadorreply Год назад
Exactly!!
@emilyjohn2034
@emilyjohn2034 9 месяцев назад
One of those cases of a very similar thing but not quite the same
@spnsman1
@spnsman1 Год назад
I really hate that people think that having a c-section isn’t a real childbirth. Does that mean that I’m not a human because I wasn’t born naturally?
@niamhturner1451
@niamhturner1451 Год назад
yeah i hate all this gatekeeping over parenting, its all bullshit
@CainXVII
@CainXVII Год назад
At least you can kill Macbeth
@niekatheunknownweirdokid
@niekatheunknownweirdokid Год назад
I ain't a human regardless. My mom gave birth through Ceserean Section and Im still goddamn crazy and dumb regardless if I came out the cat or uterus Edit: I was high when I wrote this. I know it makes no sense
@cdogthehedgehog6923
@cdogthehedgehog6923 Год назад
Yes. Please hand in your human card to the human department until you are born properly. Thank you.
@sadowldad1382
@sadowldad1382 Год назад
RIGHT!?!? Welp guess im not human, rules dont apply to me, stealing is legal now!
@mariane5564
@mariane5564 Год назад
''XY are females'' Well, guess my trans brother would be happy about that
@chrissyweikoop7931
@chrissyweikoop7931 Год назад
wait. that makes us all happy! :D
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
Trans women aren't real men! I hope this joke didn't go over people's heads.
@molybdomancer195
@molybdomancer195 Год назад
But does that mean that I as the cis owner of XX chromosomes am actually male. Might explain my engineering degree 😂
@kempolar9768
@kempolar9768 Год назад
God if only that was how that worked.
@niamhturner1451
@niamhturner1451 Год назад
and my trans woman ass is very pleased by this
@shincci
@shincci Год назад
The post about C-section makes me so mad, especially because I was born by one and it saved my life. Basically my head was positioned wrong way in womb and my neck would've snapped if I was pushed out, so my mom agreed to get her stomach cut open to save my life.
@STPLafou
@STPLafou Год назад
My brother was the same way, Mum had to go in for a cesarean because after a certain point, when she started pushing, his heartbeat temporarily stopped. If she kept going, I wouldn't have the memelord that I have today. Look at it this way, though, you can kill Macbeth because you're "not of woman born" despite not being Macduff.
@sheyCRAZY16
@sheyCRAZY16 Год назад
I was born through C section because I was fully formed at month 8, and I was starting to get poisoned by the placenta... and the doctor doing the procedure was a friend of my dad, so... discount.
@m-vi-yoh
@m-vi-yoh Год назад
Me too
@Zarlos01
@Zarlos01 Год назад
I was also born from a cesarean too, I managed to roll the umbilical cord around my neck twice, and to top off, I was in a bad position (feets down and my head was on my mom's bellybutton) and I biger than expected, that the plan was have the birth at 8 months, but my umbilical shenanigans made it 7 months.
@batsnghostz
@batsnghostz Год назад
Saved my life too
@thehoser1717
@thehoser1717 Год назад
I'm dying at the "women don't have kinks" bit, most of the kinkiest fuckers I know are women.
@Anty_Praza
@Anty_Praza Год назад
You're absolutely right. The horniest person I ever knew is my ex.
@emilyjohn2034
@emilyjohn2034 9 месяцев назад
Ya clearly never seen all the kinky toys woman buy or the novels they read 😂😂 woman are super kinky… with men they actually want to do things with
@NebelTanz
@NebelTanz 9 месяцев назад
Can confirm
@GretchZ
@GretchZ 8 месяцев назад
My first girlfriend, with whom we each had many firsts, spontaneously started domming me, which was awesome. Something awoke deep inside her out of nowhere. I broke it off for bad reasons, but there was this semi-subconscious “she’s not bisexual and I just might be a girl” thing in my mind forever that didn.t get resolved until 23 years later. (Then again she also had weird ideas about feminism. Super feminist on paper, but had a lot of gender-normative ideas in practice)
@eutrophic04
@eutrophic04 8 месяцев назад
This person has clearly never been to a bookstore and seen the smut section.
@Super_Panda_BS
@Super_Panda_BS Год назад
Fun animal fact: If you have arachnophobia, there might be a spider that may not scare you so badly. Bagheera kiplingi is one-of-a-kind because of all the known spider species, only this single one, is (mostly) herbivorous. Meaning, of course, that it has a plant based diet!
@elektro8808
@elektro8808 Год назад
If it looks like a spider its dying!
@sadowldad1382
@sadowldad1382 Год назад
huh- kinda looks like a beetle!
@minasthirith6314
@minasthirith6314 Год назад
Wait 'til an arachnophobic dryad reads this.
@Noperison
@Noperison Год назад
Ok
@Super_Panda_BS
@Super_Panda_BS Год назад
@@sadowldad1382 it’s kinda pretty and cute, isn’t it?
@alabastergiant
@alabastergiant Год назад
I should hope transphobia is difficult. Being a bigot shouldn't be easy.
@GoodWormDoctor
@GoodWormDoctor Год назад
Being stupid is far easier than using your brain. It’s unfortunate
@joshuapenner1519
@joshuapenner1519 Год назад
Because saying that a man can't be woman and a woman can't be a man defies logic. Right. Guess I can now identify as a cat because I feel like a cat. Because that is permitted under your philosophy. :)
@ServantofBaal
@ServantofBaal Год назад
Shouldn't be, but it exists solely because it's easier to paint broad strokes than think more nuanced approaches
@paulmccartneyofc6883
@paulmccartneyofc6883 Год назад
I am happy to say that im a bigot, i passed into bigot university and they had the hardest tests i've ever seen. Don't worry, i'm a professional bigot, unlike those you saw on the video😎
@Confused_Artist5150
@Confused_Artist5150 Год назад
@Joshua Penned well, if you want to identify as a cat then go for it ig. Whatever floats your boat, my guy. Oh, sorry, I mean my feline.
@Nix1280
@Nix1280 Год назад
I got soooo mad at the "having a C-section means you're not a real mom" because one of my friends was born through C-section and her mom is one of the best moms ever
@eg568
@eg568 Год назад
I don't know anyone who born this way, but I still think it's insane to consider moms not real because of it. Those people probably are against adoption too.
@ShintogaDeathAngel
@ShintogaDeathAngel 7 месяцев назад
@@eg568 to be fair, there *are* several good reasons to be against adoption, especially when it involves taking babies from women who would have kept and raised those babies, but other people have unfairly judged to be "unfit mothers" due to moralistic reasoning (aka forced adoption). Adoption is a lottery and doesn't always give the child a better life - sometimes it's actually worse than what they would have had, and some foster/potential adopted kids have been murdered by their 'new parents'. Personally, while my a-family were better off, financially, there was still a lot of dysfunction and my adoptive dad had the same issues (bipolar, addiction) that my birth mum and dad struggled with. Plus, he was sexually attracted to me since I hit puberty and I was never really defended from that by the other adults, even if I tried to speak up about it. My experience isn't unique, either. I get bio parents can be abusers, too, everyone's experience is a mixed bag on both sides, but some people act like adopters are all saintly and superior, rather than also being flawed people like everyone else. Not everyone adopts for selfless, altruistic reasons, after all. It would still take a LOT more than a RU-vid comment to really explain all the reasons why adoption isn't always a good thing, even though it's a necessary evil at times and most people gloss over the negatives, even though they can have a significant impact on everyone involved (aka the 'adoptee triangle - which includes the birth parent(s), adoptive parents and the adoptee themselves). Adoptees can suffer from a lifetime of psychological damage from being separated from their birth mothers/parents, even if they were separated as newborns and were never told about it, and many who do know they're adopted don't always come to realise or acknowledge the impact it had on them. I am adopted and have two new-ish friends who were also adopted - while one of them denies it ever bothered him, they're both messed up (drugs, alcohol and just generally very chaotic people in general). One of my bio cousins is also adopted, never met him but it sounds like he has significant issues from what my bio aunt told me (she's his birth mother - they tried to reconcile, but it went badly). All that said, while there are risks involved with C-sections, I still agree it is insane to insinuate that people who have them aren't real mothers.
@eg568
@eg568 7 месяцев назад
@@ShintogaDeathAngel Majority of people have kids for egoistic reasons. I never said that adoption system is ideal. Those which are international are even worse. That's why Russia banned their kids been adopted in western countries for example. But to say that those parents who actually raised children are lesser than those whose biological material they made from is insane. If having a C-section is enough for those people to claim woman isn't a real mother, they would highly likely to have such absurd opinion too.
@John_Weiss
@John_Weiss Год назад
Sorry for so many comment; hopefully, it will feed the algorithm. 23:25 This is what we older members of the LGBT community refer to as, "the gay blood-libel." These bigots have been calling us child molesters for the past 50 years and claiming that we "recruit". But here's the dirty little secret: LGBT kids remember _every last homophobic thing you've ever said._ And they believed _you were talking about _*_them_*_ every time_ you said something negative. When they finally leave home and encounter other LGBT people, who treat them with dignity and respect, is it any wonder that they come out and then break with the family that has been saying it hates them? If you spend 18 years telling a kid they're child molesters, are minions of Satan, are disgusting, and are worthless, how can you be surprised when they want nothing whatsoever to do with you and would rather be around people who don't say and believe all of those hateful things you've been saying? Besides, religions are the ones that recruit. This is a classic case of accusation in a mirror.
@BloodrealmX
@BloodrealmX Год назад
"encounter other LGBT people, who treat them with dignity and respect" From what I understand, that's pretty rare. Everyone in that community fucking hates each other and constantly tries to erase each other's identities unless it serves to promote their own by association (for example, bi erasure, and sometimes even gay erasure, is a big problem, but the rest will sure as hell claim them when it's convenient to promote LGBT as a whole). It's only getting worse with time, too.
@TheRedAzuki
@TheRedAzuki Год назад
My parents don't believe that transwomen are women, just men i dresses and transmen are just internalized misogyny women and wishes all lgbt people would be threatened back into the closet by all the right wing extremists so they dont have to listen to us anymore. Feel no need to coming out to them aside from a formality as I'm already an independent adult and took me a few years to mentally restore myself from a traumatic childhood. But for me, I'll just inform them as a matter of fact and state either you accept it, or we are no longer family.
@John_Weiss
@John_Weiss Год назад
@TheRedAzuki I have a better suggestion:Do this as emotionlessly as possible. Throw every horrible thing they ever said about LGBT people back at them, but replace "LGBT people" with the word, "me". Then tell them that they have been saying, "We hate you," to you _for _*_years,_* over and over. Like you said: do it matter-of-factly. Then tell them, "You've been telling me all this time you don't love me, that you hate me. Claim all you want that you haven't, but every time you said anything about LGBT people, _you were saying it _*_about_*_ and _*_to me._* Since you've made it abundantly clear that we are no longer family, I'm taking you at your word. You've succeeded in driving me away. We are no longer family."Don't give them a second chance. From your comment, it's pretty clear to me that they've already crossed the threshold that caused generations of LGBT people before you to completely sever contact with their toxic, bioILlogical family.I'm sure that you're building your Logical Family now. Put your energy there. Generations of LGBT people have had to do the same before you.And, all the best to you. 💜💙💚💛🧡❤
@Trickpants
@Trickpants Год назад
@@TheRedAzuki Good luck! Good on you for staying safe. It's a hard journey undoing everything that's been taught, but I'm happy you're able to find yourself and be happy!
@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor Год назад
​@@TheRedAzuki my mom and stepdad feel the same about trans women (don't know how they feel about trans men). My mom was going to complain about a trans girl getting into a girls sport team (said girl later gave another girl a concussion which caused even more issues) and she was describing her as "really a boy" and I just told her not to continue the conversation because I support lgbtqia+ (I hadn't yet come to terms with being aroace or i would've said I was lgbtqia+). I later had to listen from the next room over at Thanksgiving to my mom's family being really transphobic including comparing being trans to an old movie about a guy pretending to be a woman to join a female sports association (this is where the girl giving another girl a concussion comes in). My brother was desperately trying to get me not to say anything and p*ss everybody off because I wouldn't have been able to convince all of them of being wrong. My dad, his mom, his dad, and my brother are all supportive though.
@Anmaeriel
@Anmaeriel Год назад
I love how Click explains English grammar rules better than a lot of native English speakers.
@missnaomi613
@missnaomi613 Год назад
Right?! I am so tempted to call someone out right now...
@liamnehren1054
@liamnehren1054 Год назад
he sometimes makes mistakes but yeah he is better then half the people I have know who were either mother tongue speakers or taught the language....
@MrTrilbe
@MrTrilbe Год назад
That's because most of the grammar in english was made up by grammar nazi's in a race to out grammar nazi each other and sell the most "how to english grammar" books to schools, it was all started by William Bullokar in 1586
@mimi3570
@mimi3570 Год назад
That's because natives don't learn those rules as much as non natives learning the language
@thekingwhostitches
@thekingwhostitches Год назад
@@liamnehren1054 yeah I noticed he said “rah tah too ill” when it’s “rah tah too ee” but I love him for it. The little errors are cool.
@boobunny1133
@boobunny1133 Год назад
Them: you had surgery! You're not a real mom! So you're telling me the tiny people in my house aren't real children?
@barrylangille3523
@barrylangille3523 Год назад
Oh they're real. You're just not a real mother because you availed yourself of medical science and didn't die for the first one, who might have died as well. But dieing is what god wanted. Or something. Yes, I'm being sarcastic.
@CainXVII
@CainXVII Год назад
I feel bad for that woman. What if she gets pregnant and has to have a c-section? What will she do? Just die, and let the kid die too? Or forever live with the guilt of not having been able to "birth" her kid? Or maybe, she will rationalize it and think that it was fine for her but nobody else. Like abortion.
@DogMechanic
@DogMechanic Год назад
Like somehow you carried around a whole human being inside your torso and didn't even know it didn't really exist, apparently.
@discordiacreates6669
@discordiacreates6669 Год назад
No they're clearly aliens Obviously sarcasm, I'm no parent and never will be but some people are just way too obsessed with other peoples' lives and I say even adoptive parents are valid parents so just ignore anyone that says a c-section invalidates you as a mother, at the chance of having a dead mother without in some cases, I say y'all make the right call choosing to listen to modern medicine over caveman logic because I'm pretty sure health is more important then whatever nonsense they ascribe to
@_Kuma_
@_Kuma_ Год назад
They performed a jailbreak through the wall, so they are little criminals!
@Callum_1275
@Callum_1275 Год назад
COMPLETELY RANDOM: Achilles was killing hector because he killed Achilles love, which was a man named Patroclus. He went insane and cried for days. He even laid in bed with the body, because the grief of having his love gone. Hector brutally bashed in Patroclus’s skull while Patroclus was pretending to be Achilles to ward off the Trojans who were invading their camps. The commander of the entire army insulted Achilles badly and achilles vowed not to fight for them again until the leader apologized. Many, many Greeks were dying but Achilles couldn’t help so Patroclus decided to pretend to be Achilles to get the invaders away from the camp or the war would be over and the Greeks would be dead or inslaved. On a carriage sort of thing he was throwing spears and chasing them out to their camp and once they were in he decided to climb the wall. It’s said that the god Apollo was at the top and he lifted Patroclus off and dropped him his legs broke. He was trying to leave on the carriage but the horse got spooked by the army coming towards him with hector at the head.... Hector killed him - Achilles got revenge Poor Patroclus. 😢 he just wanted to help everyone. ❤ (Sorry I’m everywhere but I want everyone to know, don’t spread lies y’all.)
@whyiseveryoneusinghandle
@whyiseveryoneusinghandle Год назад
At least it ended up being more bitter-sweet. Although at first they were not allowed to be buries together, but in the end, they were. I love the book so much.
@blasphemyrumors
@blasphemyrumors Год назад
It's also fair to highlight that Achilles was, at the beginning of the war, a teenager (around 15~), while Patroclus was an adult (and also related to Achilles). [This kind of homosexual pederastic relationship where one man was old and the other a kid were normal at the time, although criticized even by later Greeks; anyway, we should not romanticize them]
@sharky-oy8ts
@sharky-oy8ts Год назад
​@@blasphemyrumors there is no solid evidence that the two were related as there are different telling of the story and in some stories the two are around the same age
@Lengxinwuhuen
@Lengxinwuhuen Год назад
@@blasphemyrumors I thought it was the other way around, where Achilles was the adult, and Patroclus was the child?
@cr0taline_180
@cr0taline_180 Год назад
@@blasphemyrumors where does it say this in the Iliad ? very curious because maybe we shouldnt romanticize them, sure, but in the process of reading it and i think thats something that came after the Iliad was written
@SagaRydberg
@SagaRydberg Год назад
its so sad that people do not know why periods are caused, especially 20+ year old women who can get them. I'm 13 and even i know why.
@groggyowl6871
@groggyowl6871 9 месяцев назад
It's all thanks to overprotective parents. Who don't want their innocent "babies." To learn about their bodies and it's functions from school, but at the same time won't teach them about it themselves. Ooo or they teach them about it, but in the "religious way."
@SagaRydberg
@SagaRydberg 9 месяцев назад
it doesnt make sense to me why some people think that is a logical decision to not teach their kids about anything related to anything sexual, like your child will grow up eventually and become adults or did they just forget that? like no Michael is not your little angel or mamas boy susan hes 30 and is unemployed because of people like you, and also he does not even know that women exist probably outside of you@@groggyowl6871
@NickyTannock
@NickyTannock Год назад
The most reassuring thing I've heard today is, "You can't get dragged into the swamp if the swamp blows up". Thank you, The Click!
@00.28.
@00.28. Год назад
Sounds like something a Vietnam vet would say .
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
It's good to see many places around the world shifting towards being more LGBTQ friendly and hopefully one day we can forsake these ridiculous homophobic and transphobic takes that people have that defy logic itself.
@kissit012
@kissit012 Год назад
Not likely since women and non whites are still being globally oppressed and their rights debated despite literal thousands of years of protesting and scientific evidence of its stupidity.
@SamiTheAnxiousBean
@SamiTheAnxiousBean Год назад
Sadly for the past 2 years it seems to be turning back into exclusion
@henpie3336
@henpie3336 Год назад
@@SamiTheAnxiousBean we ran out of problems to care about so now we’re all at each other’s throats, I just want it to end before some idiot gets power and ruins it for the world
@SamiTheAnxiousBean
@SamiTheAnxiousBean Год назад
@@henpie3336 we still have plenty of problems to care about idk why people have been trying to make up problems instead or reversing progress
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
@@SamiTheAnxiousBean In the US it is reversing but around the world in most places thankfully that isn't the case.
@enderrgoat
@enderrgoat Год назад
My friend called me a grammar n@zi and my response was "You know I'm German right?" My humor is broken.
@MaskedReviews
@MaskedReviews Год назад
"No no no! I'm not a grammar Nazi. That has racist connotations. I'm a grammar demon. I hate everyone equally."
@ebbenazor7857
@ebbenazor7857 Год назад
I've been called more German than Germans, by a German. I take it as a compliment! Churchill was an Evolutionsbremse too.
@dmgroberts5471
@dmgroberts5471 Год назад
Grammar Dictator? I feel like this is better, because it has two meanings.
@Anty_Praza
@Anty_Praza Год назад
The hell is a grammar nazi?
@pie1o1morris46
@pie1o1morris46 Год назад
​@@Anty_Praza People who go around correcting others' grammar unsolicited (especially on the internet)
@KFoxtheGreat
@KFoxtheGreat Год назад
The Halloween thing is too real. When I was a kid, every single year I wanted to be a witch. My mom made me be an angel instead 😑
@Daelyah
@Daelyah Год назад
Do it again, but this time be the biblically accurate nightmate fuel. Make her regret trying to make you be her little "angel."
@CainXVII
@CainXVII Год назад
@@Daelyah yes!! Absolutely!!
@bluefox5331
@bluefox5331 Год назад
Well, you heard it here, angels are demons! :D lol
@ateh6150
@ateh6150 Год назад
@@bluefox5331 ...make sense, after all was Satan not originally an angel, in fact the first angel... 😁
@discordiacreates6669
@discordiacreates6669 Год назад
Fallen angels are technically still angels... >:) though biblically accurate nightmare fuel angel is a vibe but expect to start your halloween costume 1-3 months early ^^'
@tigerheart4303
@tigerheart4303 Год назад
9:00 I love how most of us have heard this example for 'correlation isn't necessarily causation' but in slightly different variations. I was taught with the example of ice-cream sales and shark attacks. These numbers tend to rise at the same time, not because eating icecream makes you a great shark dinner but because people are more likely to visit a beach and/or buy icecream to cool off in the summer than in the winter. It's funny that the common theme is icecream and death though 😂 Who knew frozen treats could be so dangerous 😉
@kempolar9768
@kempolar9768 Год назад
For me its always been Ice cream and getting something stolen, because if your a tourist you are both far more likely to eat ice cream and to get pickpocteted. Lets make a thread of all the correlation but not causation phrases we know.
@kempolar9768
@kempolar9768 Год назад
Another one I know is the amount of cheese eaten vs the number of people who get strangled to death by bed sheets. The reason is that the more people there are then more cheese will be eaten, and with more people comes more chances for deaths in weird ways.
@fashiondollshoes
@fashiondollshoes Год назад
In Finland, it's ice cream sales and drowning, probably because we don't have dangerous water creatures (except some vary rare instances of a pike biting a swimmer).
@nicolebacon2747
@nicolebacon2747 Год назад
I saw one that was increasing global CO2 emissions correlated to a decrease in the number of pirates worldwide
@Elkator955
@Elkator955 Год назад
Here is classic one: During world war I British soldiers started with cloth helmets as uniforms, but the number of head injuries made the higher ups make a metal helmet part of the uniform. To their shock, they found the number of head injuries sharply increased when they did that, despite the intensity of the fight not increasing. What could be the cause? Facebook interpretation: I knew it, wearing helmets give negative energies that hurt the head! It is satanic metal that makes you bang your head against the wall. Actual explanation: If you are part of the injured statistic, that means that someone is treating you, which means you are not dead from getting shot in the head.
@unnaturalredhead1559
@unnaturalredhead1559 Год назад
The one with the physics ‘genius’ and friction is even funnier because they linked to the *Simple English* Wikipedia page. The one specifically designed to be as easy to understand as possible.
@John_Weiss
@John_Weiss Год назад
The only thing that would've made that one better is if someone with an actual PhD in physics had posted the rebuttal. But, in a weird way, the self-proclaimed-physics-nerd was _sort of_ correct? Friction is really not a fundamental force, it's a manifestation of the Electromagnetic force. Think about it: irregular surface shape causes the electrons of the atoms at the surface to bump into and catch on each other. When a mechanical force is applied to push the atoms past each other, it has to displace the surface-atoms and/or their electrons, causing them to oscillate, which is the definition of heat.   Of course, if the irregularities in the surface shape are larger than nanometer-scale, it won't be individual atoms bumping into each other, but bulk-matter surface irregularities.
@blossomherd3921
@blossomherd3921 Год назад
What scares me is (with the water molecular meme) is I can see people believing it and then selling half bottles of water for way too much.
@ZeorikDragon
@ZeorikDragon Год назад
Just be sure to check the ingredients, don't get tricked into drinking toxins. Dihydrogen monoxide poisoning is a real threat to human health, but the media never talks about how much of it is in our drinking water!
@tracy776
@tracy776 Год назад
It got even worse when they thought urine was stored in the gallbladder. Yep, totally gonna trust their "science"
@babaint
@babaint Год назад
that kinda sounds like that one guy who sold anti 5g cream and mads $500k
@karelfinn2343
@karelfinn2343 Год назад
Yep, water scams exist. Not as headline-grabbing as, say, phony Covid cures, but they're out there.
@hexonyou
@hexonyou Год назад
makes me think of Aloysius O'Hare
@albigensiac3206
@albigensiac3206 Год назад
The best correlation vs cause example I ever heard was actually from my stats professor in University. He said "97% of all serial killers were found to have tomatoes in their fridge. Therefore you should stop eating tomatoes before they turn you into a serial killer." Half a century since that class, I am still laughing at that.
@rosabulownielsen7959
@rosabulownielsen7959 Год назад
Fun animal fact: Dogs do not menstruate as they have an estrous cycle, not a menstrual one. They do bleed while in heat, however the blood is not period blood, but rather a blood filled discharge to assist during mating (I think). Menstruation is actually rather rare in the animal kingdom, and only primates, bats, elephant shrews and spiny mice menstruate.
@emmamemma4162
@emmamemma4162 Год назад
Rosa coming in with the facts! Thank you!
@dyscotopia
@dyscotopia Год назад
I love that he acknowledged the fact, right at the beginning, that only us superfans (ie those that ask their barber for his haircut) know his name is Mark
@informitas0117
@informitas0117 Год назад
The tech support story about no power happened to me when I briefly worked as one. Old guy was trying to figure out why his pc wasn't turning on and was basically yelling at me from the get go. When I told him to check the cables on the bsck he screamed that he couldn't, I asked why, he said it was too dark, I said turn on lamp, he said no power, it was silent for 3 seconds and he hung up.
@daniasyed
@daniasyed Год назад
im a muslim and we have islam as a subject in school so i remember going to a tution Centre in grade 10 and studying about it with 300 students in the same class for our final exams and the tutor tried to convince us that we should never wear ties as they are a secret sign of Christianity and to this day i remain baffled
@conspiracypanda1200
@conspiracypanda1200 Год назад
This sounds just like when news outlets/parents assmue the meaning of emojis or memes tgey dont understand. Like when the OK emoji 👌 was assumed to be a signal for "I am a drug seller/I want to buy drugs" when it was _actually_ being used as a widespread "haha made you look!" joke
@timarooq2278
@timarooq2278 Год назад
As a fellow Muslim, I get you. I was taught that celebrating birthdays is a Christian/non-Muslim tradition so it is wrong....which is one of the stupidest things ever why is celebrating the existence of a person you care about wrong to you? You jealous or worried that all attention will get diverted from God or something? But the stupidest one is where my teacher showed us the Coca Cola bottle by reading the name from the mirror as apparently, it read backwards in Arabic as "La Muhammad La Makka".That this is the non Muslim's way to mock us when the words do not form la but it's surprising how many people are adamant in believing it.
@daniasyed
@daniasyed Год назад
@@timarooq2278 they really thought that crackheads who made coca cola was not bcz they wanted coke but cuz they wanted to sPECIFICALLY mock us...... no man.... they were just crackheads..... finding better way to sell cocaine
@AmazonAllie73
@AmazonAllie73 Год назад
You caught us! /S Obviously. 🤣🤣
@spiderlily723
@spiderlily723 Год назад
7:30 That's actually accurate: people on vegan/frutarian/raw diets often DO STOP having period. It's from malnutrition.
@tuojiangoman3228
@tuojiangoman3228 Год назад
They had us in the first half, not going to lie.
@randommoth4978
@randommoth4978 Год назад
XD
@John_Weiss
@John_Weiss Год назад
@@GretchZ As I said in my own comment about this: vegans who aren't idiots know that there are certain amino-acids that occur mainly in meat, and will consume specific plant-based sources to ensure that they get them. Humans are omnivores, and tbh, I can't think of any culture that is 100% plant-based. Even South-Asia, especially Southern India, which has a heavily plant-based diet, still includes dairy.
@spiderlily723
@spiderlily723 Год назад
@@GretchZ Yes, it's possible to live healthy on very restrictive diets (it may takes months to years for boy to burn trough reserves and start showing sympthoms of mallnutrishion for example), but I've seen a lot of vegans claim that 'diet clensed me' when they loose periods and just as many people pretend those diets need no supplements and can eat however you like, both of which are just delusional.
@ArisaMilkawa
@ArisaMilkawa Год назад
there was an observation that catholic nuns in monasteries didn't have their period, only for it to came back once they left the religious life it was describe as a form of purity, but in reality it was because nuns fasted for weeks, and periods is a body function you lose pretty quickly when you're malnourished
@MigattenoBlakae
@MigattenoBlakae Год назад
38:02 props to them (her?) for immediately googling it and then being like “oh yeah, u right. My bad”
@crwydryny
@crwydryny Год назад
I remember studying Shakespeare in school and while reading macbeth we come to the part where macbeth declares that no man woman born can kill him, to which the guy he's fighting anounces "from my mother's womb untimely ripped" meaning he was birthed via c-section which technically meant he was never born as he never passed through the birth canal. My response when my teacher explained it "cool i can kill macbeth" So among my friends it's a running joke that i was never born
@hypsyzygy506
@hypsyzygy506 Год назад
Does that make you undead too?
@John_Weiss
@John_Weiss Год назад
The guy in question is named MacDuff. Fun Fact: Macbeth was actually a real person, as was King Duncan and Prince [later King] Malcolm. The English Earl Siward in the play was also a real person. All of them lived in the early 11th Century. Macbeth was actually the same age as King Duncan, killed Duncan in battle when Duncan decided to invade Macbeth's region of Scottland … evidently Duncan got pissed off at Macbeth for some reason. Macbeth ruled for 18 years, was actually killed by Malcolm, again in battle, but was succeeded by his stepson; Macbeth had no kids of his own. Prince Malcolm later killed the stepson and was crowned king. He was later known as Malcolm Big-Head. Source: The British History Podcast.
@crwydryny
@crwydryny Год назад
@@John_Weiss wasn't sure if it was macduff, or macdonald, been a good couple decades since i read it
@Xamidimura
@Xamidimura Год назад
My mother had two c sections and one through the hole. The last one died. My mother was a mom. She loved us, raised us, and helped shape us into who we are. She supported our hobbies and did her best to help us reach our goals. She never hindered how we dressed and even helped me bleach and dye my hair crazy colours, she bought me those edgy clothes I wanted in middle school. She encouraged my brother and I when we liked anime and we wanted to draw that way, and got us a learn to draw book. The way my brother and I were born had nothing to do with her status of being a mother. She still made us and loved us. She was a mother That lady has no clue what it means to be a mother. I miss my mother and I wish she could be here to see me graduate.
@Xamidimura
@Xamidimura Год назад
Sorry, pissed me off.
@sopadumacacoumadelicia5
@sopadumacacoumadelicia5 Год назад
Oh damn. Sorry to hear that, friend. She sounds like an awesome mother, friend and human being overall. I'm sorry if it's intrusive or upsetting but I'm sure she'd be proud of ya
@whatTFisThis
@whatTFisThis Год назад
27:00 as a shepherd I absolutely despise this logic cuz trying to explain to people so confident in this is a nightmare Also I'm not sure abt cows but with sheep there a breeds with no horns and breeds with horns, and some breeds can have a mix of no horns and horns, sometimes which can be determined by sex (male horns, female no horns) but I've also heard of breeds that just are a mixed bag when it comes to wether or not any gender gets horns
@eclipsesrose9623
@eclipsesrose9623 Год назад
Click's voice is so insanely calming (until those cursed voices he comes up with), I love putting on his videos and just listening to them while I work on things
@Nickilob2006
@Nickilob2006 Год назад
I imagine you doing your work while listening to him, and then suddenly you hear cursed satanic noises This would be the jumpscare of the year
@eclipsesrose9623
@eclipsesrose9623 Год назад
@@Nickilob2006 lmao literally everytime. Sometimes I put on markiplier too, since both of their voices are deep and nice to listen too- even if click is a bit cursed sometimes
@Nickilob2006
@Nickilob2006 Год назад
@@eclipsesrose9623 markiplier can also be a bit cursed sometimes, ngl... (Also, I just realized that both of their names are Mark o-o)
@eclipsesrose9623
@eclipsesrose9623 Год назад
@@Nickilob2006 i- I didn't know click's name was Mark until now, huh The more you know, I guess-
@Nickilob2006
@Nickilob2006 Год назад
@@eclipsesrose9623 welp, now you know :D
@velkynkarma6804
@velkynkarma6804 Год назад
18:32 "He would never have survived the crucifixion process as a weak frail emotional man." He...he died though. He literally died. That's the foundation of the entire religion, that he died on the cross. Like, that is a whole thing that happened. There's a holiday for it even.
@hypsyzygy506
@hypsyzygy506 Год назад
Christians who don't understand Christianity. 🤦‍♂️
@jasperdrawings
@jasperdrawings 10 месяцев назад
Wait until they learn Jesus was basically homeless and hung out with sex workers.
@ZuzZuzeu
@ZuzZuzeu Год назад
I had a MEDICAL STUDENT try to make the vaccine and heart issues argument, while presenting a specific study as his source. At the same time, according to the same study, the unvaccinated group also had a couple cancer cases develop, while vaccinated had none. So I pointed out that applying that same logic seems like the vaccine prevented cancer... And he still wouldn't see the flaw in his logic... 🤦🏻‍♀️
@Jacoe413
@Jacoe413 Год назад
My mom and I would have died if she didn't have a C section. So it makes me sooo mad when people imply she isn't a real mom
@marjoriejohnston4905
@marjoriejohnston4905 Год назад
As a blood donor I can say with experience that those who donate whole blood and those who do red cells absolutely must wait at least two months before donating again. Platelet and plasma donors can do every two weeks. Of course the number of units you can donate at one time will also affect the math, not to mention anything that has prevented you from donating, i.e. any infections or illnesses. Without knowing the base numbers, like how many units donated and liters per unit, I can't give you an exact BS number but it does exist.
@thatnekootaku
@thatnekootaku Год назад
As an agriculture major in university, the cows one was very funny. Not every farmer or someone who works on a farm has the horns removed, we usually do it because it causes less injuries for both humans and other cows. Personally, my neighbors have cows and there used to be a female cow who had horns, but one was pointing up and the other was pointing down. Very interesting stuff!!
@beardlessdragon
@beardlessdragon Год назад
18:15 "I don't know what you think religion is, but this is definitely not it." Oh, I need to use this line. This is good
@pinkliongaming8769
@pinkliongaming8769 Год назад
"Shake it 20 times depending on the volume" Imagine a chemistry textbook saying something like that Add 1 part Sugar, 3 parts Spice, 4 parts Everything Nice and it depends parts Chemical X
@awadi6596
@awadi6596 Год назад
If you have the correct dosage, small girls with super powers will come out. If not, start over.
@random_boi_5006
@random_boi_5006 Год назад
7:53 Fun fact there are artifacts of sticks with groups of about 28 markings and (male) historians were like ????? You get some women’s import and now it’s agreed that it was most likely ancient women tracking there period
@elijah1494
@elijah1494 Год назад
The click *dies* Satan: "God damn it " Click: "Oh Lucifer I'm here " Satan: *hides*
@trashpanda1878
@trashpanda1878 Год назад
Oh god I felt that customer service power outage story deep in my soul. The people you can encounter while working tech support is wild 😂
@AudioYT
@AudioYT Год назад
9:35 there is a saying german: "Never trust statistics you didn't fake yourself."
@cdogthehedgehog6923
@cdogthehedgehog6923 Год назад
69% of germans are 420% correct 💯% of the time.
@benjaminscott8198
@benjaminscott8198 Год назад
I had a lottery ticket that had 3 matching numbers, then the next 3 numbers were each off by 1. I was so infuriated 🤣 It was for over $70 million after taxes.
@therandom1283
@therandom1283 Год назад
21:27 The guy calling it "imprinting" reminds me of Twilight, and not for good reasons. "Imprinting" is a term used in Twilight to describe that a werewolf has found its soulmate and is basically a slave for that person even if they imprinted on a litteral new born (yes, that happened).
@AroAce_Psychopath
@AroAce_Psychopath Год назад
Hello another uh... Victim...?? Idk I'm blind to movie details LoL For moi it was cute...?? Not the imprinting but like the whole saga... Guess my mom influenced moi LoL
@therandom1283
@therandom1283 Год назад
@@AroAce_Psychopath I actually think the movies were cool. It´s the romantic parts of the saga that suck. But the comedy is GOLD😂
@krankarvolund7771
@krankarvolund7771 Год назад
If you break water molecules, you get hydrogen and oxygen, two very inflammables gaz... Fortunately shaking water won't break it, otherwise, there would be explosions everywhere XD
@MiraBoo
@MiraBoo Год назад
24:29 they were so close, but they used the “trick” incorrectly, leading them to the wrong answer. Whether it’s “my husband and I” or “me and my husband” depends on the rest of the sentence… which they never provided. For instance: “[__]went to the store.” You wouldn’t say “[Me] went to the store”; you’d say “[I] went to the store.” Thus, the grammatically correct sentence would be “[My husband and I] went to the store.” Again, so close, but the trick isn’t to pair “this is” with “I” or “me”; it’s to use “I” or “me” in the sentence. Only sharing because I’m hoping the proper trick may help some people.
@excusemeprincess8252
@excusemeprincess8252 Год назад
Why do I always get weirdly excited to see what the intro is going to be when there’s a new click video. I am never disappointed
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
Because of serotonin and dopamine and maybe a bit of adrenaline too. 🤓
@aetherxsn1591
@aetherxsn1591 Год назад
"EEYAAAAEE"
@niekatheunknownweirdokid
@niekatheunknownweirdokid Год назад
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla why you everywhere my friend?
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
@@niekatheunknownweirdokid Because I can be.
@ktulurob
@ktulurob Год назад
maybe you're the gayea!
@UpliftThrone76
@UpliftThrone76 Год назад
As an American, who frequently uses multi-contractions (e.g. shouldn't've), y'all and ya'll potentially being two different words instead of just a correct and incorrect spelling was a eureka moment. Holy shit.
@kaceydias
@kaceydias Год назад
My mom overheard some of this and she laughed a bit. Happy to see she likes some of your jokes :D
@kingcalcium2032
@kingcalcium2032 Год назад
17:53 - unfortusnatly, macbeth says otherwise: "none of woman born shall harm macbeth" Macduff - kills macbeth Macduff was cannoically delivered via Cesarean section
@danielraxter9009
@danielraxter9009 Год назад
*MacDuff
@kingcalcium2032
@kingcalcium2032 Год назад
@@danielraxter9009 yeah we covered that in english to day, dont know why i confused malcom and macduff.
@danielraxter9009
@danielraxter9009 Год назад
Yeah, I covered it in English as well. It's the only reason I said anything - to at least get one use out of the stuff I learned.
@kingcalcium2032
@kingcalcium2032 Год назад
@Daniel Raxter I have yet to have my gcse exam, it happening in 1 or 2 months
@danielraxter9009
@danielraxter9009 Год назад
Well, good luck then!
@benjie128
@benjie128 Год назад
When my niece was little. I was talking about some of the cartoons I watched as a kid. Specifically ones that have had a come back like my little ponies, care bears, etc. My niece asked if they were in b&w back then. My niece just called me old. (I grew up in the 80s, well into color tv, yet still at the youngest kid is the remote era)
@isaacm1929
@isaacm1929 Год назад
14:09 Please, please don't break the molecules in water...
@lelysio5688
@lelysio5688 Год назад
Ah why not? Easy handmade explosives.
@isaacm1929
@isaacm1929 Год назад
@@lelysio5688 I lost half my room because a 15L of water became a thermobaric. Just student stupidity... At least be safe. REALLY SAFE.
@krestus6715
@krestus6715 Год назад
6:40 The bad vibe chemicals in your brain is called Depression
@John_Weiss
@John_Weiss Год назад
…and it's actually due to _a lack of_ certain chemicals, specifically the neurotransmitters serotonin and norepinephrine. My own depressive-mood-disorder is due to both.
@Kiarean
@Kiarean Год назад
A Naan Disclosure Agreement, taken at face value, would actually REQUIRE you to tell people about the restaurant's flatbread. ...no, I will NOT just let the joke pass, I have to suffer from these epiphonies and I'm gonna make it EVERYONE'S problem.
@archermon373
@archermon373 Год назад
Christopher went for profit, the looking for a better life thing is completely separate from him, literally 5 min in and he went, "look! Slaves!"
@larslionheart
@larslionheart Год назад
Transphobia is hard work people should consider being accepting
@kiterafrey
@kiterafrey 11 месяцев назад
"If you have an xy chromosome you're a woman" I laughed so hard pepsi burned the inside of my nose and down my throat. I'm choking on laughter. Even by their own illogical logic they're still wrong.
@thefakeslimshady8881
@thefakeslimshady8881 Год назад
My grandad told me something once, there are 4 sectors that people can be divided up into on any topic: unconscious incompetence, conscious incompetence, unconscious competence, and conscious competence. He said that unconscious incompetence was the most dangerous because there’s few things more dangerous in people than a stupid person who thinks they’re smart. (Same sort of thing can be applied to ethics if you swap competence for their morality).
@ellenwallowitz1668
@ellenwallowitz1668 Год назад
37:12 i am so glad that click is bilingual with Swedish and English so we can get the most direct translation without google translate
@kaelanmcalpine2011
@kaelanmcalpine2011 Год назад
I think he's trilingual actually, though he never really uses his German much on camera.
@molybdomancer195
@molybdomancer195 Год назад
The “my husband and I” versus “my husband and me” wasn’t actually wrong. The original poster said to take out the “my husband and” and see if “I” sounded correct. That’s actually the correct method if you are not sure whether to say “and me” or “and I”. I guess they did imply it was always “me” but apart from that they weren’t wrong
@molybdomancer195
@molybdomancer195 Год назад
I know there are going to be people saying the correct form is “it is I” but I doubt any actual native speaker except for pedants actually says or writes that.
@AmazonAllie73
@AmazonAllie73 Год назад
You are correct. Not sure why that was even included.
@P0txt9
@P0txt9 Год назад
30:18 by that logic we should only be able to get blood transfusions form the same gender?
@skydragon84
@skydragon84 Год назад
36:12 What if we told these types of religious people that dressing up the kids as demons and monsters protects them from the real demons and monsters?
@Justagirlirl
@Justagirlirl Год назад
I'm trans and autistic, and I have every vaccine I need for my age. I'm accidentally helping the anti vacers ( • 0 ° ;)
@Anty_Praza
@Anty_Praza Год назад
Exactly! I never took covid vaccines and because of that, I'm only on the autism spectrum and not trans. Maybe they're right after all.
@Castkett4ever
@Castkett4ever Год назад
Commenting for all my fellow "not common name" mango cult members who will never hear how good-looking they are. It's okay, I see you and we will survive
@leothebackgroundsheep3010
@leothebackgroundsheep3010 Год назад
26:24 That's called a gish gallop, and it's a real thing people use in debates when they don't have a better argument.
@M_M_ODonnell
@M_M_ODonnell Год назад
It's useful (if you're a terrible person) as a propaganda tactic -- it takes much less time to lie than to refute a lie, so if you lie six times and the other person in the debate only has time to refute one lie, then you get to run around bragging about the five "arguments" you made that the other side "couldn't respond to." The Gish Gallop is reason #1 I don't like the "live debate" format.
@John_Weiss
@John_Weiss Год назад
@@M_M_ODonnell I so wish that people would start replying to Gish Gallop attempts with, "Prove what you just claimed, or you're lying," then when the Gish Galloper tries to wriggle out of it, retort with, "You're lying. You have no proof because you're lying. You made the claim, so back it up, or you're lying."
@M_M_ODonnell
@M_M_ODonnell Год назад
@@John_Weiss That's part of why the Gallop is so popular in formal debates -- the Galloper gets to "follow the debate rules" because those rules favor a narrow sense of decorum over honesty.
@zleepy_zig
@zleepy_zig Год назад
imagine if everyone’s voices were just the voices that click makes.
@midnight4685
@midnight4685 Год назад
19:43 Wait until this guy finds out about prostates and gay men.
@welza001
@welza001 Год назад
For the ice cream thing, in America it when the heat goes up so does violent crime because people are out more but also heat and emotional dysregulation is correlated.
@williamcarpenter2974
@williamcarpenter2974 Год назад
I am watching this on my lunch break at work. 3 ladies have come up to me.. 2 of them are married to each other saying how the love *The Click* the other one.. after they left shouted at me saying that *The Click* is a devil worshiping monster.. I just wanna watch fun content on lunch break..
@leto1596
@leto1596 Год назад
Nooooo oh my god Props to that couple, but omg that last woman has absolutely no idea
@aetherxsn1591
@aetherxsn1591 Год назад
Satan worship 😳
@elciervoparaguayo3756
@elciervoparaguayo3756 Год назад
Oh no, she figured it out
@Armageddon_71
@Armageddon_71 Год назад
9:40 Isnt this also a case of survivourship bias or at least something similar? As in you have more injuries/illnesses because less people are dead.
@GapWim
@GapWim Год назад
8:09 Wait, monthly?! I never had a dog so I could be wrong about this … but doesn't a dog mensturate only twice per year?
@kissit012
@kissit012 Год назад
Correct
@AroAce_Psychopath
@AroAce_Psychopath Год назад
Still does
@charnor2727
@charnor2727 Год назад
Click is just hells pr department, who has gone horribly off the rails
@JamesTDG
@JamesTDG Год назад
16:01 to be fair, the idiot does have a point, when the servers go down for the final time, the game will be unable to be purchased and we will have to pirate it. Just look at the Wii U/3DS debacle, as soon as the storefronts shut off buying games, the pirate sites took in a huge surge of dumped roms for the consoles, and not a lot of the games available for these consoles had physical releases. It comes to show that if someone did not wan't to enter the grey zone of piracy, they have to hope the game's physical copy is sold for cheap. Alas even now, owning a physical does not mean you have the full game anymore, take for example Halo Infinite, only a small chunk of the game comes on the disc, so if you bought that game after Microsoft shuts down their storefront for the Xbox One, you will not be able to play it.
@CaffeinatedDinosaur
@CaffeinatedDinosaur Год назад
Click videos always make my day better. That is something I’m confidently correct about.
@krysisaverted
@krysisaverted 7 месяцев назад
15:46 As a native Spanish speaker, that pronunciation was really good!
@jenniferklein1707
@jenniferklein1707 Год назад
24:51 Actually! This is a good example of the difference between descriptive and prescriptive rules in language! Descriptive rules are used to explain how people actually use a language. Prescriptive rules are used to try to dictate the use of language. Many people say "me and my husband" and in normal conversation there isn't a problem with this. Saying that "my husband and I" is somehow better or more correct is a prescriptive rule because it tries to enforce the idea that one way is correct when the people who actually use the language may vary from this. Another example would be that you shouldn't use contractions in formal writing or negative concords (if I'm remembering the name correctly) like "I ain't never" are incorrect. These rules try to dictate language use and insist that there are more correct ways of language use when that is not the case and they tend to be enforced regardless of how people are actually using the language day to day.
@maxowens3621
@maxowens3621 Год назад
18:40 most people crucified die from either blood loss, infection, or (this usually comes first) their pectoral muscles tear or fall so weak that their ribcage and lungs collapse and they suffocate. doesn't matter if you're strong or weak, you're still gonna die
@someonessidechannel1485
@someonessidechannel1485 Год назад
Yknow, at least the shaking water thing is harmless.
@barrylangille3523
@barrylangille3523 Год назад
One thing Click didn't comment on was the poster saying they could feel the water collecting in their gall bladder. Wow. They really know their own anatomy.
@D0MiN0ChAn
@D0MiN0ChAn Год назад
@@barrylangille3523 I was waiting for him to call out the gall bladder, like wtf 😭😭
@Fenixisreal
@Fenixisreal Год назад
26:03 THATS FUCKING ACE ATTORNEY LOGIC THE DEFENCE ALWAYS HAS TO BRING EVIDENCE THE PROCECUTION DOES NOTHING BUT SAY THEY GULTY
@jase_allen
@jase_allen Год назад
11:31 This is a double incorrect. Black and white TVs were sold as late as the 1980s. I have a small 6 inch black and white TV somewhere in the basement the previous owner left when they moved. Also, cathode ray tube style TVs don't have pixels.
@SorceressRin
@SorceressRin Год назад
"I assume journalist get killed." It has been over a decade since I did hs history studying the Balibo Five, but it was something pretty unforgettable. Journalism is a career path with an extremely high mortality rate. I found one U.S site that claims as many as 2,000 killed since the 90s
@dagamerboi
@dagamerboi Месяц назад
dude, SOS does stand for something in german and was originally used on shipwrecks, making the save our ships myth make a lot of sense
@black3826
@black3826 Год назад
0:40 To quote: Universe is unlicenced In order to keep using this product without interruption, Please activate a license
@laviowo
@laviowo Год назад
THANK YOU
@Orange_96
@Orange_96 Год назад
Im so sad i spent so long looking for it when you did it lol
@DrownedInDysphoria
@DrownedInDysphoria Год назад
💀
@Ebagelsonline
@Ebagelsonline Год назад
SLAY CLICKY WICKY CANDLESTICKY
@kylegrassing8636
@kylegrassing8636 Год назад
Don’t slay the click otherwise we would lose really good content
@Ebagelsonline
@Ebagelsonline Год назад
mb bro u right u right
@milahevans8469
@milahevans8469 Год назад
31:45 we ARE evolving. Into carbs. Every single species are evolving into crabs 🦀 (crabification/carcinisation) CRABS 🦀 CRABS 🦀 CRABS 🦀 This is a little science joke, kind of an hyperbole but it's funny
@adnamafett7862
@adnamafett7862 Год назад
18:55 I remember seeing something about the translation of one word in the Bible being misused to give women less importance. In previous translations, it is said that God created woman from Adam’s “side/half” and in every other instance of this word it is translated into the King James Bible as “side” or “half” but when it comes the making of Eve it’s turned into “rib” King James’ version also censors “tyrant”
@GretchZ
@GretchZ Год назад
I had a black and white tv as a kid. We had an colour tv in the living room, and anything else was black and white. All the “small” tvs that we had were. They were cheaper to get used, and we weren’t exactly rich. I played a lot of video games on a little, grainy, black and white screen.
@TheForgottenFaelyn
@TheForgottenFaelyn Год назад
Beautiful video my favorite part is at the beginning at 00:40 seconds where it shows you the "universe is unlicensed" for just a milla second 😂😂😂
@bruzzunathtuch
@bruzzunathtuch Год назад
My mom had to have a C section because my sister went into distress and almost died. She had to get another C section for me since the spot on her stomach was weak from what happened before. Don't gatekeep motherhood, it's insulting.
@EminayDrackoness
@EminayDrackoness Год назад
32:17 I wonder if OP can wiggle their ears, have a tail bone, have an appendix, still have tonsils, ever had their wisdom teeth removed or is a male with nipples....
@LadyTitania
@LadyTitania Год назад
The one where someone was like alkaline vegans and fruitatarians saying she doesn’t menstruate. It’s more likely that she is not getting enough fat in her diet. Because sex hormones like estrogen and testosterone need fat to function.
@jaidenthekid6051
@jaidenthekid6051 Год назад
"Women aren't interested in sex and don't fantasize" Proceeds to ignore the entire romance entertainment industry catered to horny women
@nikk6435
@nikk6435 Год назад
and sex toy industry...
@hqueso
@hqueso Год назад
What's throwing you off is that the original commenter skipped some words for brevity. The whole comment should be "Women aren't interested in sex *with me* and don't fantasize *about me*. And with that attitude, we can see why.
@jaidenthekid6051
@jaidenthekid6051 Год назад
@@hqueso Good point, I'll keep that in mind
@Stachelbeeerchen
@Stachelbeeerchen Год назад
All these wet Cucumbers dropped by woman in the 50 shades of Grey Theaters were all a glitch in the matrix then.
@dmgroberts5471
@dmgroberts5471 Год назад
How do people get shit like this in their heads? This is VERY easy to disprove. There are articles ON THE INTERNET, written BY women, FOR women, about their sexual fantasies, what they mean, are they normal, how to tell their boyfriend they want to be choked, etc...This stuff isn't hidden, hard to find, or on porn sites, it's in blogs! There is a whole community of women online, having debates about what it means to have submissive BDSM fantasies and still be feminist. Use freaking Google! Some people are just beyond help.
@madmadammeag5141
@madmadammeag5141 Год назад
"Women aren't interested in sex and don't fantasize" Most erotic authors are women..... and women consume 95% of the erotic literature on the market.
@theredstonebat9051
@theredstonebat9051 Год назад
... ... ... yes.
@silverdrag0n_
@silverdrag0n_ Год назад
not related but i have a love-hate relationship with published erotica something about being spoiled by ao3 having tags for easy filtering and the lack of queer erotica on the market makes turning to fanfic easier
@madmadammeag5141
@madmadammeag5141 Год назад
@@silverdrag0n_ What do you mean by queer, out of curiosity? Like full LGBTQ+ spectrum, or just queer?
@silverdrag0n_
@silverdrag0n_ Год назад
@@madmadammeag5141 in this context i use queer as an alternative to LGBTQ, aka an umbrella term.
@catelynh1020
@catelynh1020 Год назад
@@silverdrag0n_ I have to admit lgbtq works are becoming much more common (thankfully). At the barnes and noble in a nearby (read, 1 hour drive away) city, they literally have a separate manga shelf that's just lgbtq and i was surprised by how much was shrinkwrapped. Also after the untamed became super popular the books got an official english translation (actually everything by that author) and that's started more lgbtq novels showing up on the shelves. They just have stands of lgbtq works around, too. Best of all, the staff there have been really open about liking those works. You bring anything up to the counter and you don't have to worry about them judging you. Things are moving in the right direction
@flamingtorrent2109
@flamingtorrent2109 Год назад
“Finally i get to talk about Swedish stuff!” The pure joy in his voice
@froggie0ribbit592
@froggie0ribbit592 Год назад
Ha 69th like
@MADEbySOUL
@MADEbySOUL Год назад
New to this channel but thank you for confirming my hypothesis he is Swedish.
@Dr.k0ckersmd
@Dr.k0ckersmd Год назад
He lit up the room more than the light
@insertcreativenamehere492
@insertcreativenamehere492 Год назад
why did I read this in his overly Swedish accent
@AccordionCirno
@AccordionCirno Год назад
now I watch 2 Swedes, guess who the second one is
@Werevampiwolf
@Werevampiwolf Год назад
Fun fact about correlation and causation - when an area starts motorcycle mandating helmets, the number of injuries go up. Do helmets cause injuries? No. It's just that there's more people are surviving to be counted as an injury instead of dying of massive head trauma and being counted as a fatality instead. Bicycles too.
@maarekstele2998
@maarekstele2998 Год назад
Kinda like ww1 helmet statistics
@matt_9112
@matt_9112 Год назад
There was a similar thing about damaged WWII (I think) planes that got damaged. Initial plan was to reinforce the areas the returning machines had the worst damage, then someone came around and said "wait a minute, maybe only the planes with that specific damage return, because the one's that get hit there actually CAN make it back and we need to reinforce the other parts, where damage leads to the planes going down. (Sorry if that's what is talked about in the vid, not fully through yet).
@ChampionMarx
@ChampionMarx Год назад
So nothing actually changed in term of accidents just the balance on the scale of the result changed
@Llortnerof
@Llortnerof Год назад
@@ChampionMarx Pretty much. Which is what you should be expecting - helmets won't make people fall down less. They'll just make them break their skulls less.
@Newfiecat
@Newfiecat Год назад
I saw something somewhere that joked that "chainmail bikini" was invented by smiths who didn't understand this phenomenon. I guess the women fighters came back with lots of shoulder and shin injuries, so they reinforced those areas and left the chest, belly and thigh area bare. So I would imagine the result was that less women came back injured. (Or, y'know, at all).
@austinluther5825
@austinluther5825 Год назад
I am gay, I am trans, I am a laboratory scientist who does COVID-19 testing, and for whatever reason the one that infuriated me the most was the one about rice. Edit: It has been very interesting watching people over the past several weeks argue about, essentially, scientific terminology. A lot of confusion over biology and sociology and how they overlap. Also that social sciences are also science; biology is not the only type of science. I am very tempted to show this comment thread around the lab. See how people who all have careers in human biological science react to this. And very apropos that this thread is on a comment for a video responding to r/ConfidentlyIncorrect.
@John_Weiss
@John_Weiss Год назад
Y'know, whenever I see any of these conspiracy-theory posts about COVID-19 that vomit out the words, "spike protein," I always wonder _what_ they think a spike protein is? Because they clearly don't realize its the part of the outer-coating on many, many kinds of viruses used to latch onto the cell being infected… Also, I have a speculation that you may be able to confirm or correct: I suspect that all of the people who developed heart-problems from the COVID-19 vaccine would've developed those same problems from a COVID-19 infection. Or would've developed Guilain-Barre [sp] Syndrome after a COVID-19 infection.
@austinluther5825
@austinluther5825 Год назад
@@John_Weiss Up front, I am a laboratory scientist and not a medical doctor. But I do keep up with the literature so I know what I'm looking at (and because I'm the go-to COVID-19 explainer for my entire family). Cardiac irregularities and maladies developing soon after vaccination occurs at lower rates and with less severity than unvaccinated patients after testing positive for COVID-19. This includes blood clots, which was a concern in early 2021 with the J&J vaccine but after further study was shown to not occur with increased frequency beyond usually occurring rates of blood clots. As for Guillain-Barre syndrome, this also occurs at much higher rates among patients who have testes positive than those who have never been confirmed positive but have received the vaccine. Since the syndrome is caused by an improper immune response, it is expected to see some cases from vaccination alone. But it's much more likely to occur as a result of the virus itself, which stresses the immune system much more and is thus more likely to result in Guilliam-Barre.
@John_Weiss
@John_Weiss Год назад
@@austinluther5825 Cool! Thanks for the reply!
@karayanna8119
@karayanna8119 Год назад
.. rice? You mean short noodles?... ppfffftttt (Joking, I'm sorry)
@M4yh3mluvr
@M4yh3mluvr Год назад
@@karayanna8119 ..noodles? you mean government tracking worms?....pppffftttt /j
@spacepiratecaptainrush1237
@spacepiratecaptainrush1237 Год назад
as a trans woman the "makes up stuff without evidence and forces others to refute it" tactic is something I have to deal with a lot...
@jpbaley2016
@jpbaley2016 Год назад
Just tell them they are uneducated, ignorant morons. Then tell them to prove your wrong.
@CainXVII
@CainXVII Год назад
Yup. I get "I hate that people get so angry if you make a mistake and happen to mis-pronoun them" a lot. And I have to explain that I or them have never experienced that, that is just something they have heard trans people get irrationally angry about.
@joshuapenner1519
@joshuapenner1519 Год назад
Guess I can now identify as a cat because I feel like a cat. Because that is permitted under your philosophy. :)
@blitzofchaosgaming6737
@blitzofchaosgaming6737 Год назад
I just reply with "You F**K your Roomba. Now please refute that with verifiable facts."
@blitzofchaosgaming6737
@blitzofchaosgaming6737 Год назад
@@joshuapenner1519 Are you implying that cats and women are the same thing?
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