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@TheClick Год назад

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@johannesneumayer6041 Год назад

The questions with the red and blue pills works like this: you break each one in half and take half of each one, so you have one red and one blue in total.

@niamhs6042 Год назад

Hello click! I'm so glad I found your channel it always cheers me up

@Riverwinds Год назад

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@TheClick Год назад

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@Riverwinds Год назад

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@TheNeilBlack Год назад

I think the best part about the "infertile by age 25" argument is that 25 is, generally speaking, right in the middle of a woman's most fertile years. He couldn't be more incorrect.

@liamcassidy5992 Год назад

That makes it sound like a serious misunderstanding. If 25 is the most fertile point then from then onward a woman would only become less fertile, the guy in the video probably seriously misunderstood that

@MaryGershwin Год назад

Also don't get me started about how incredibly stupid the argument "help us not get extinct" is...

@EvaHoshizora Год назад

@@liamcassidy5992 25 to 30 is the prime of a woman to have a child. If she's prone to want to be a mother, it's when mothering anxiety or brooding anxiety starts to show up. After 30, birth complications are more likely to happen. And people like myself that have pcos might not even be able to have a child past 35 bc it would be dangerous for the mother. So it's not entirely wrong, it's still stupid tho, but it has *some* merit.

@gommiestrydom9555 Год назад

Yeah, that guy's gonna go nuts when he hears my mom had me and my twin sister at 31.

@rebeccagrinlinton2989 Год назад

Besides, there is more than 7 billion people on this planet, we aren't going extinct any time soon

@Turner_Strait Год назад

Unironically the best mermaid/merpeople concept I've seen was in Harry Potter 4. I can't remember why they did it, but the vfx department really wanted to hammer home how terrifying they could be, so they made them more fishy humanoids rather than directly half-and-half, and even had them swim like fish (i.e. tail fin goes side to side, whereas more "traditional" mermaids usually go the dolphin route, up-down). Idk I just thought it was neat :)

@breezy3392 Год назад

Agree I also like the mermaids in the TV show Siren

@elleembee6335 Год назад

The ones in Cabin in the Woods were pretty interesting as well. They would be terrifying because the ocean is terrifying, especially the deep ocean.

@Espion- Год назад

i'm a big fan of creative, spooky mermaids as opposed to the boring ones we see so often. if you're gonna make a story about mermaids, explain it. maybe humans, at some point in history, had to retreat into the water and become an aquatic mammal like seals; it could be a transitional evolutionary phase where we have tails and fins and other fish-qualities, but still have the human traits that would be beneficial underwater. that's what anyone complaining about 'realism' should actually be talking about, not some unrelated bs about race

@alexisgrunden1556 Год назад

The extra fins along the body for backwards swimming, stability and maneuverability were a nice touch, too.

@Rainkit Год назад

People took fish folk that drag people down the the bottom of the ocean to eat them alive and made them horny.

@jessicamondy5638 Год назад

Re: "inventing" things that already exists I was walking upstairs wrapped in a blanket, thinking how convenient it would be if blankets were tailored to fit over your arms (like snuggies) BUT it would be even better if they also wrapped around your individual legs!!! Clothes. I was thinking of clothes. It was a very sleep deprived time of my life.

@screamingbennett882 Год назад

Lol when people say that women can't have babies after 30, I like to point to myself. My mother had me at age 42. I am her only child.

@MandieKearns-Moore 9 месяцев назад

My grandmother was 42 when my mother was born. She is the youngest of 6. Two sides of the same coin I think

@Valoelify 9 месяцев назад

My mom had me at 44. Lmao at these goofy fools.

@94DeathAngel 6 месяцев назад

Similar, my mom had me at 41.

@94DeathAngel 6 месяцев назад

Similar, my mom had me at 41.

@tzisorey Год назад

Oh, my favourite Anti Mask people are the ones where, in one breath they say _"The holes in a mask are way too big to keep viruses out"_ and then in the next breath say _"these masks don't let the oxygen and CO2 pass through"_ Oxygen's a fair bit smaller than a virus, Karen!!

@rebeccahicks2392 Год назад

Overuse of the word "Karen," but your argument is correct.

@BeckBeckGo Год назад

Every time they say this, all I hear is “I may not know anything about microbiology or chemistry, but at least I know more about them than microbiologists and chemists.”

@thelittlestpika Год назад

Fun fact: Most deep sea fish are either pitch black or translucent with massive eyes or no eyes. In other words, Ariel should be a LOT scarier.

@MrWollgast Год назад

More like the ones in that Pirates of the Caribbean movie?

@kureaz Год назад

Well until disney and grim tales mermaids where man eating creatures with sharp teeth like sharks, claws and more grey/ green skin when up close but where able to hypnosis men to think they are beautiful

@pee-soup8950 Год назад

Ayo someone should draw this!

@sabinemetzger3219 Год назад

The Manga Mermaid Saga or the Anime mermaid forest from rumiko Takahashi is a good excaple of pretty scary mermaids

@cheezarose Год назад

@@kureaz Mermaids are not from the Grim Brothers. The little mermaid is by Hans Christian Andersen a Danish writer from the 1800,he also wrote the Snow Queen, which Frozen is very very loosely inspired by. Some say it's an allegory to the man he loved who didn't love him back and whom he couldn't have married anyway.

@pedestrian6402 Год назад

Fun-fact: Mammals in German would translate to something like "breast-feeding-animals". So here nobody believes they are not animals 😂

@akemiflameborg Год назад

In Polish mammal is literally "a thing that sucks" 😅

@nerdywitches Год назад

In Finnish mammal is something that "has teats".

@kamilululu2515 Год назад

@@akemiflameborg It's one word, so it's a literal sucker, if you will

@alexpitrons2631 Год назад

I'm curious how whale are described in German, they are mammals too

@pedestrian6402 Год назад

@@alexpitrons2631 "Wal". Not very spectacular :D

@samwisegamgee6532 Год назад

After reading all of that, I’m now convinced that we should raise marriage age to 25 and let humanity go extinct.😅😅

@saza.nam1223 Год назад

I slightly agree, though humanity won't go extinct from that. alot of people have children in their 30's anyway

@samwisegamgee6532 Год назад

@@saza.nam1223 I was just referring to the insane tweet saying that women can’t have babies after 25 at 19:15 😉

@JesterofAces Год назад

Brilliant.

@someonessecondaltaccount6932 11 месяцев назад

@@saza.nam1223omor plusg is agree able

@alfonzo2369 Год назад

"How does a respiratory virus get into the bloodstream? Basic biology says otherwise..." Oxygen: *excuse me what the frick*

@vetreas366 Год назад

Oxygen is a myth. And if you want to convince me otherwise, show it to me in a picture! You can't because it's invisimible so it doesn't exist!

@NewPaulActs17 Год назад

carbon dioxide: squints hard

@VeryHungryShark Год назад

I hate it when people judge people on star signs you really can’t control when you are born Edit: I don’t hate astronomy btw it’s just people judging people from their star signs

@AngelEmfrbl Год назад

Not to mention the starlings were written before they knew the universe was moving. So everyone is now a different starting to what they think by 1 month.

@jamadventuresaround Год назад

Sounds like a Scorpio is angry about something 😂

@infinityalbi9840 Год назад

@@jamadventuresaround I think this is a joke, I hope this is a joke, but this is the internet so you can't ever be sure. So just to be safe, were you joking?

@Albinelor Год назад

Also stars don't control your behavior. That's just an easy excuse.

@bogwife7942 Год назад

there just wasn't enough prejudice in the world already. they had to go make up a new one

@dcornect53 Год назад

You don't even have to grow up in a certain place to have that accent, it all depends the people who raised you and the audio media you grew up with. I have a French Canadian friend who has a British accent because she only ever watched British media (especially as a child) and hated socializing with people.

@Andreas_42 Год назад

My father is from Italy, my mother from Croatia, I grew up in the German speaking part of Switzerland and watched a lot of Austrian television as a kid. Which accent should I have? 🤔 The answer is rather profane: The Swiss accent when speaking High German and the accent of the village I grew up when speaking Swiss German 😀

@miglek9613 Год назад

In my country (not a native english speaker) we are only taught british English pronunciation but most of the internet is in american english so you can sorta tell apart those who are chronically online and those who are not by their english accent

@nevepercival2829 Год назад

I have a friend like this too, she is Portuguese with an American accent as all the english she learnt was from american sources and media. she had a phase where she tried to put on a british accent and sounded so much like an american mocking the british and it was so funny

@bellablue5285 Год назад

I am apparently one of those annoying people who pick up accents without realizing it, I noticed it badly after about a week in the UK with specific words. Also spent first couple years talking with a very strong southie accent (south boston), and picked up a southeast VA accent after not long there as well. I've gotten a bit loose about it through the years, but sometimes I have to really focus on maintaining a neutral mid-atlantic accent, which is kind of a wild thought.

@nevepercival2829 Год назад

@@bellablue5285 thats actually kinda cool, and not annoying to most people. the only reason we found that freind annoying was bc nobody liked her in the first place lmao (also not me having to search up what VA was lol)

@localfup Год назад

32:02 I believe I saw a news article about that woman. The dog was a stray, one of many abandoned in the wilderness by someone, and, according to the most recent info I could find, she wasn't charged and they're still trying to figure out who abandoned 10+ dogs in the forest.

@carmelo6546 Год назад

6:19 alot of deep sea creatures actually purposely are darker colors to better blend into the environment, meaning you wouldn't even see their motion

@Andreas_42 Год назад

Not until it's to late... 🧜💀

@maybelater2160 Год назад

Depending how deep if they live really deep they would be white or translucent, blind, slimy and the size of a building

@nathanjereb9944 Год назад

@@maybelater2160 and might be an Aldrich horror if you go too far

@JoshSweetvale Год назад

It's not the color. It's the African features. White jesus bad? Then black European myth bad.

@Lrd_Storm Год назад

Yes, but then the mermaid would need to be covered in black scales or smt, because the only way to pigment skin (a natural colour at least) is with melanin, which needs sunlight. It's a stupid argument anyway, the original fairytale had the mermaid be green, so any natural skintone is wrong. If you have her with human skin might as well give some representation

@FarHowling Год назад

"At 25, a Woman is nearly unable to have children" - oh gee, I guess I'm some sort of miracle for being preggo at age 30, and so was my mother for having my brother and me at age 32 and 34. Come to think of it, almost every parents I know became parents past 25 years of age. We're truly blessed, I guess.

@junkabella6324 Год назад

Oh, indeed! Being pregnant at 34 - i must be a biological miracle! 😂

@mindcraft5093 Год назад

Oh my! How could that happen?

@dewmilk7266 Год назад

My mom who had me at 36 must be a miracle!

@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername Год назад

My mother was 38 when she had my sibling, crazy!!!

@mindcraft5093 Год назад

@@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername By the gods! That wamen certainly must have made a deal with satan, otherwise that would have no explanaition! _Also your Name made me chuckle lol_

@LunaBeth97 Год назад

Considering that clicky always starts the video by telling us we smell nice, they really need a cologne/ perfume line! Especially since I haven't bathed in a few days (yay depression) and smell like a swamp witch😂

@isabrom5295 Год назад

Don't use scented sprays to reduce you being fragrant, it will have the opposite effect and just fuse together in a breath taking way. Baby wipes can help with unwanted scents when you are unable to shower.

@shannonp1656 Год назад

@@isabrom5295 Reminds me of the punch line of a joke: "Who sh!t the Christians tree?"

@shannonp1656 Год назад

Been close to "there." I hope you find a way to get back to normal activities.

@lovisaselmer2165 Год назад

I second the baby wipes when you can't shower would also love a click perfume tho

@eliza6971 Год назад

lol I also have le depression and sometimes part of hyping myself up for a shower is “you don’t want to make Click a liar, do you?”

@macvictok6322 Год назад

I got humbled so fast with my thought of speaking a „neutral“ language. I went on vacation to Denmark and met other Germans from the north (I’m from the south). I always thought my German was neutral but they figured it out after a few words of small talk

@grenade8572 Год назад

I'm a french-speaking belgian. Everyone notice my accent, but people disagree where my accent comes from. Tjis is because I modify my accent very easily (but withoit noticing and even willing) according to the place I live. For now, my accent is a mess between the place I was born (a place with a strong local accent), an accent from a town near France (so, some think I have a french accent), and a german accent (I lived in a german-speaking town, 10 minuts far from the german border). 😅

@LincolnDWard Год назад

To be completely fair to the "worldwide flood" people, there _is_ enough water on Earth to cover all landmasses if you somehow managed to squeeze it out of the ground and then put it back in afterwards. I personally think the Flood stories that exist in most cultures (including the one in the Bible) probably refer to a series of more localized megafloods at the end of the last Ice Age rather than to a single, global event, but the amount of water isn't actually the issue it's commonly made out to be if we're already assuming miraculous intervention.

@adrianmcbride1666 Год назад

Considering that many/all of the cultures in the area at the time have one of these stories that is pretty likely. When world was used then it likely was not meant to mean planet, world only refers to the planet now because we have come to interact with people and. Gain awareness at that scale. World is a somewhat subjective term.

@Kira_Nakasashi Год назад

Another good explination of where all the water went: Icebergs, permafrost, icecaps. Those are temporarily removed from the watercycle until they melt.

@LincolnDWard Год назад

@@Kira_Nakasashi The frozen water at Earth's poles is only enough to raise sea levels by about 70 meters (230 feet) - enough to be devastating if it happened quickly, but not enough to literally cover all landmasses.

@Kira_Nakasashi Год назад

@@LincolnDWard Understood, but that still could be where some of it went, and perhaps there are multiple explinations. Ignoring the religious connotation which is always associated with this, there is a lot of geological evidence that there were large amounts of flooding at some point in the world's history, possibly when the ice age ended or perhaps at another time. Edit to add: Preemptively, clarifying my point on Geological evidences, it doesn't currently support a worldwide flood, so I'm not trying to argue that point.

@LincolnDWard Год назад

@@Kira_Nakasashi Evidence for very large local megafloods, but not really for a flood that covered literally the entire planet at once.

@codename495 Год назад

I’m just so glad that at the ancient age of 29 I had my first kiddo, and my final one BY THE GRACE OF GAWRD at 38. I’m extra holy.

@molybdomancer195 Год назад

Same though I had just turned 30 by a few months for my first kid and then at 37 I had my second kid

@xen0bia Год назад

My God, how ever did you manage to pull this off with such a decrepit uterus?? Amazing. Me, I was just about to get my 12 years old daughter married in order to ensure humanity's survival, 'cause you know, we're so "close" to extinction... PS: I'm kdding, I don't even have children.

@bananasher Год назад

are. are you my mother /hj

@sndragonfan7257 Год назад

With the pregnancy thing, on average (not taking into account certain conditions and the fact that all pregnancies have risks) higher risk pregnancies start after the age of 35, though pregnancy after that is absolutely possible (coming from someone whose mom had them at 44). Even then, people with uteruses on average go into menopause at around 45-55, though apparently the oldest person to naturally concieve and give birth was 67, so yeah, those numbers are complete bullshit.

@junkabella6324 Год назад

Also, research indicates that children born to parents over 30 are actually smarter than those born to parents in their twenties. So i guess this poor sods parents were teenagers 😂 /j (Not to bash teenaged parents! You guys are awesome for undertaking such responsibility and workload.)

@hanako-kun22 Год назад

You wanna know where the info saying ‘fertility drops drastically at 35’ came from? 1600s French Women. I’m not joking look it up. Also in ur late 40s it might ‘dOuBlE’ from 0.5% to 1% anyways

@AoKajii Год назад

People with uteruses... bro 💀

@fart63 10 месяцев назад

@@junkabella6324it’s bc in your 30s you are more financially and emotionally stable. People who have kids at 20 before they have any idea who they themselves are or what they want and do not have safe funds are going to struggle.

@TeganThrussell Год назад

On the topic of accents. I had to record an audio bit for my older brother yesterday, and he asked me to do a "neutral accent". I asked what that meant, and he said he wanted to go lean slightly South English, or slightly American. So I just asked "do you want an American accent or an English accent? Make up your mind." He repeated that he wanted a neutral one, I got really confused, recorded with my normal hybrid accent, and he didn't correct it. For context, we are Australian, with a mildly South English accent from being first gen. He at least had the self awareness to know our accent isn't neutral, and that we do have an Australian accent, but he didn't notice that in the recording I was still very clearly Australian! XD I still do not know what he wanted.

@charliekahn4205 Год назад

Maybe the Trans-Atlantic Accent from the 1920s? No one actually spoke in it, but it was everywhere.

@beatrixwhitegold1591 Год назад

29:35 fun fact about the reason because the spelling of colour being changed to color in America is because of printing news papers way back when. it makes the same sounds so you take out the u and use up just that little bit less ink, made printing cheaper basically

@damienknapman2308 Год назад

The thing that gets me the most about the vaccines => autism thing is: As an autistic man, I am doing flipping well these days. I can, at times, take things hyper-literally. I also work with these machines, that we call computers, that also take things hyper-literally. For years my bosses criticized me for not being able to explain how I debug problems. Turns out I couldn't produce teaching materials for others that (had I known at the time) would have started with "first, be autistic"

@MichaelRainey Год назад

I kept getting in trouble for not showing my work in math class.

@miloart850 Год назад

@@MichaelRainey My math teacher was like where did you show your work. Blatantly, I said, "I did it in my head." She looked at me for a whole minute. I guess she was trying to see if I was lying. Then, after she was like "for real?" She praised me and told the class that the 1 student who got an A didn't even use paper. Originally, I learned to do this because I wanted to save trees, but this was the moment I realized I was hella good at math 😅

@miloart850 Год назад

@@MichaelRainey I'm not sure why I just told you a whole bragging story.. your comment just reminded me of it. I really liked that teacher lol. It sucks that you got in trouble for being intelligent 😕

@Ahrpigi Год назад

That's really cool, I like the observation that autism would be an advantage in debugging and programming. 🙂 I have ADHD, and it reminds me of how the order I do things at work confuses people, but they're always impressed when I'm finished.

@thekarlshow_tm Год назад

“Real women don’t grow body hair” “Why don’t you shave your arms and legs” What I’m not feminine enough for you? Maybe that’s cuz I’m a TRANS GUY!

@teacupcat6241 Год назад

The only reason I watch confidently incorrect, is too feel more confident in myself and my knowledge 😅 Hope you’re having a good day Click

@MadameCirce Год назад

This is such a wholesome comment that I feel like a massive jerk letting you know you were confidently incorrect about which "to/too/two" to use in that sentence. I'm sorry! No hate, I hope it makes you chuckle. Have a good day too :)

@teacupcat6241 Год назад

I’m trash when it comes to my own language, sorry for the mistake. But thank you for pointing it out, I now know for next time 🧡

@MadameCirce Год назад

@@teacupcat6241 No need to apologize, it made me smile in the context of this video and the comment. We all make mistakes like that from time to time, best to have a laugh when it happens.

@teacupcat6241 Год назад

@@MadameCirce Thank you

@jacobc9221 Год назад

@@teacupcat6241 There's an edit button if you click the three dots. It'll also show that the comment is edited next to the age and name.

@SebastianTombs Год назад

"I don't have an accent. This is just how words sound when they are pronounced properly!" - Jimmy Carr

@MrMoron-qn5rx Год назад

1:12 "whats wrong timmy? how's your fasting going?" _"i require food mom, i havent eaten in two months"_ "now now timmy, dont you know protein is bad for you? you dont need it!" _"please mother, i have blacked out 3 times this morning, you can clearly see my internal organs, my body is burning muscle to keep going!"_ "sounds like you just need a better fasting regiment." _"[passed out from hunger again]"_

@123Nightcloud Год назад

The "wolf" one makes me so irrationally angry like literally makes my blood boil

@kaibrown3659 Год назад

Not irrational at all its actually very very rational and I agree

@ladyalicent705 Год назад

Discord mod: Women don’t have body hair! And whatever I say is true! The entire beauty industry: Time to file for bankruptcy I guess!

@abbiem3231 Год назад

The very first "OMG PROTIEN IS BAD" sent me back. I had a proper argument with coworkers some time ago about gluten, which is a protein. I get back "NO, gluten is a CARB!" One coworker said they were a "certified nutritionist" and the other had JUST done their upgraded biology course.... I angrily looked it up and yelled the search result at them

@luna-p Год назад

Oh, nutritionists...

@Mark73 Год назад

Literally anyone can call themselves a "nutritionist". "Dietician" is the protected term that you need to have a license to call yourself.

@caidalee1994 Год назад

Every time I listen to one of these, I’m granted the wonderment of the Kermit quote: “Wow, you are 100% wrong. Nothing you said was right.”

@LongandWeirdName Год назад

The pill thing is a neat problem. You separate them in twos, grind both sets separately, thus mixing them into a uniform dust, (unless they're gel filled capsules, in which case, a uniform gel), and take exactly half of each set. No matter if you ground two reds(half of which is one red) and two blues(same, but blue) or one red and one blue in each(half of the set being 50% of one red and 50% of one blue), you get a dose of exactly one red and one blue. You're welcome.

@JoshSweetvale Год назад

XKCD did this to the Morpheus pills, and snorted it. I think he crashed the Matrix. Not sure.

@juanausensi499 Год назад

It's easier to mix all four pills and take half of that.

@LongandWeirdName Год назад

@@juanausensi499 Shhh... Don't tell them that. We want them to struggle. It's also weird that a blind person is so good at measuring half of something.

@schanulsiboi0837 Год назад

About the one with the pills: maybe he could somehow crush them all, mix them together and then take about half of the total amount of crushed pills (this of course only works if he has something to crush them with and somewhere to put the crushed pills

@musicandbooklover-p2o Год назад

Was thinking, nothing was said about them being the same. One could be circular and one oval or rectangular, one sugar coated and one not or one a capsule or one small with the other larger. Lots and lots of ways to tell them apart.

@wolf1066 Год назад

20:09 - looks like someone is unaware of how oxygen gets into the bloodstream.

@b34n5_ Год назад

7:20 i started studying english at uni this year and ever since I've become absolutely insufferable about spewing random facts about english whenever i can lol (what happens with anything i get interested in lol) , i actually wrote my first proper uni essay on the spread of the english language and how it became a global language and god that reply annoyed me lmao

@GalacticRainestorm Год назад

29:30 I got 2nd place instead of first in a grade-wide spelling bee in 5th grade. Why? Because I spelled realize the non-American way. With an s. I still get mad about that from time to time because it’s still a completely valid and used spelling of the word 💀

@jewels3846 Год назад

I lost spelling marks in elementary school for papers because microsoft word would always be reset to US english in our library and i live in Canada

@amadeusgamer7000 Год назад

11:10 casually explains the economy of Argentina

@Trivial_Whim Год назад

Hey, do you think they’d be albino mermaids or do that weird glass fish thing that happens where you can see their internal organs straight through their bodies? Oh, oh! Maybe they’d be covered in little glowy and blinky bits too! I mean, I’d definitely go see the movie that makes true to ocean floor mermaids with translucence, bioluminescence, bug eyed, needle teeth monsters singing under the sea.

@JoshSweetvale Год назад

Mermaids are a greco-roman myth. Or English. African people can be Anansi. Oh wait, they _are._ Why do they have to invade European stories? This is the White Jesus problem. If you're gonna deliberately miscast someone's ethnicity, it's an act of malice.

@Dovahkiin049 Год назад

20:03 “Basic biology would suggest otherwise!” Ummm, how does this person think oxygen enters the blood?

@emilyvos3249 Год назад

31:05 weed is litterally one of the if not the only drug you can't fatally overdose on

@racoons9996 Год назад

Every intro The Click does I think he says "Laddies, Lasses, and Lasos" and I can't stop hearing it

@niamhs6042 Год назад

I genuinally thought it was this...

@TheClick Год назад

yes, laddies lasses and lassos fancy way of saying ladies gents and non binary friends

@Cera_01 Год назад

@@TheClick thank you for the lassos part ♡

@scoutiechan Год назад

@@TheClick lasso

@dizzy_dino9052 Год назад

I knew a woman who is in her 40's and has a child younger than me. I'm 14 so can you imagine how young her child is?

@NobodyNowhereKnowhow Год назад

Just a stab in the dark here, but 13 or younger?

@dizzy_dino9052 Год назад

@@NobodyNowhereKnowhow He's probably 11 rn actually. Or 10. A few years younger than me

@miriamschmelter8698 Год назад

About hating on astrology as a gender issue: I think it has more to do with the fact that while, yes, most women don't believe in astrology either, it is a generally more popular hobby among women and mainly harmless. As you yourself said, it can be fun and interesting and for most people, it's just that. Still, like most "feminine" hobbies, it's put down way more than typically masculine hobbies, see also boy bands, rom coms or fanfiction. As soon as the audience is predominantly female, especially so for young women or teenage girls, the whole topic is treated a lot less seriously than it would be otherwise. I think that's what the post about the magnetic bracelets might have been about, as well, calling out the hypocrisy of treating one silly belief as more valid than the other. It is often also those kinds of people who say women don't have any "real" hobbies, simply because they define anything women like as shallow or silly or something similar. On a larger field, you can even see this in the job market: Formerly highly respected jobs such as teacher or nurse became "help jobs" that "anyone can do", academic areas such as philosophy and sociology unnecessary and esoteric, such at least the opinion in certain circles.

@RockingNeverland_ Год назад

I wrote a comment about this too, glad to see others explain this as well :)

@JoshSweetvale Год назад

Oh _please._ Women are _victims_ of astrology. They're _predated upon_ by shysters and snake-oil svengalis *because society doesn't let women say no.*

@miriamschmelter8698 Год назад

@@JoshSweetvale Extreme condescension and contempt doesn't exactly sound like salvation, though, does it? There's charlatans and scammers in every field, now *that* specifically really isn't a gendered issue.

@memelord8769 Год назад

21:37 yeah, everybody knows that the dinosaurs are from the future, not the past, and that the french revolution is still happening in Iraq

@st4rrb062 Год назад

I’m gonna need to find some way to convince my parents to let me buy the emotional support demon without showing them your channel 💀

@linneagullen5952 Год назад

for anyone wondering about the pill puzzle, the solution is to take half of each pill. 2 blue pills, divide in half, take 2 halves+1 blue pill, same for the red. as long as he throws away the other half after taking them so he doesn't take both halves of the same pill he's good.

@amandagroetzinger7537 9 месяцев назад

The red and blue pill would depend on if they were shaped the same. If one was a capsule and one was just a pill, that would be easy to figure out. If they were both pills and they had different writing/engraving on them, you could feel that if you were blind. It also depends on what level of blindness is going on. You can be legally blind, but still able to see enough to make out colors.

@seekingabsolution1907 Год назад

21:08 the English language uses the Latin alphabet, so do French and Gaelic, only one of these languages was originally designed to use the Latin alphabet and it isnt English.

@TransbianOwl Год назад

The only correct answer to the "Blind Man on an Island" is: "He takes two and prays they weren't the same"

@rk4397 Год назад

He could cut all the pills in half and take half of each pill.

@TransbianOwl Год назад

@@rk4397 he is blind, he still wouldn't know which pills he's taking even if he cuts them in half.

@TransbianOwl Год назад

In other words, we only know he has two of each pill and not if he has any tools or not, we don't know if the pills are stored separately or together, if they are solid or capsules, the only difference we know between the pills is their color. Therefor, being blind, he has no way or method to tell the pills apart. Thus the only correct option is to randomly take two pills, this gives him a 50% (2 of 4 possible combinations) chance of being the correct combination and as such like with any life or death gamble he will pray that his guess is correct.

@TransbianOwl Год назад

Answering math questions like that is as much about what it doesn't say, as it is about what it does.

@williamchamberlain2263 Год назад

11:50 my boy explaining monetary theory - so proud

@GapWim Год назад

15:45 I think we can all agree the worst zodiac sign is astrology.

@katiegilpin2774 Год назад

The taxes one: ref: Germany pre ww2 hyperinflation. Its worth knowing for when people ask why we can't just print more money

@broilboy2375 Год назад

My bad guys I guess I am single handedly responsible for the extinction of humanity since I am not married yet. I sincerely apologize. I should have already had kids even though I’m not even out of high school yet, I should have known. Again, my deepest apologies 😔😔

@janemiettinen5176 Год назад

Im 46, but Ive known since I was a fetus that I dont want kids. Im a fucking rebel! Single handedly bringing the humanity to extinction since -76. Most abject apologies, humanity, my bad 😂

@claire24673shs Год назад

@derp994 Год назад

Hey Click! You are incredible and very inclusive. I appreciate that. You have helped me cope so much and I want to say thank you. You always put a smile on my face... somehow. I still can't believe I made you laugh with my Click Community Starter Pack comment yesterday, I freaked out. It would mean the world to me if you saw this. And don't forget, you smell amazing. :) ILYYY

@jukaye2179 10 месяцев назад

The funny thing is in German mammals means „Säugetiere“ there is the german word for animal included

@RiveroftheWither Год назад

To solve the pill dilemma I would split open a coconut and use the water to... Take one of each pill because I can't take pills without a drink.

@kubonsdl9609 Год назад

the thing at 0:58 is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Like proteins basically do everything in the body like moving muscles, making neurons fire, transporting oxygen, replicating DNA and all sorts of other stuff. without it you body would literary just be a wet sac of fats and sugars

@serenavanbeusekom7996 Год назад

Never argue with stupid, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

@vulpesrocktails918 Год назад

19:01 My mom had me and my brother in her 30's. After two doctors said she was infertile. Lmao

@1tz_Rav3n Год назад

Same without the infertile, except she had me, one of my brothers and my sister, two in her early 30s and one in her late. Yea, sure.

@Axolautism Год назад

28:50 that has to be a joke lmao I can't read that without it sounding like a "Zelda is the boy in the green tunic" joke

@aspiring.creative.person6092 Год назад

1:40 I’m thinking something to do with breaking each pill in half? But idk.

@Local_Nidnight_Narrator Год назад

I remember this riddle and they actually did say break all 4 in half So you basically swallow 1/2 of of all 4 pills making it where you swallow 1 red pill and 1 blue pill

@tim.a.k.mertens Год назад

i have distinct memories of trying to explain to my classmates all throughout elementary school that humans are indeed animals and without fail someone if not everyone would say no we are mammals not animals. i think the teacher took their side once

@1999Juliane1999 Год назад

About the world wide flood thing-i think there are some speculations about a great flood having appeared. Many different cultures have stories about a major flood event at approximately the same time, which are also appearing in religious texts, so a „big flood“-ish event might have actually happened- but I only heard it in a history video, so it might not be true, but it somehow strikes me as an interesting thought- of course, it’s not a „oh the world is flooded, there is an arch, oh, now the water is gone and everything’s fine again because sun“ thing, that thought is more of a funny one to think of

@ravenwillowhart4501 Год назад

1. Total fan of the scientific method. 2. Hold an MA in Counseling. 3. I like to explain astrology as one of the first ways humans tried to figure out why people do what they do. Some people are only ready for that level of explanation "He's stubborn because he's a Taurus." or "Click is precise about science because he's a detail-oriented Virgo." Does it matter? Probably not. But, as a way of understanding "why someone does what they do" it is a starting point. Anecdotally, I've noticed a lot of creators on RU-vid going through major changes over the last few years and when I took a look at their age - the trend was for these changes to fall between the ages of 28 and 30. For astrologers the reason would be the first Saturn return, the first time in a person's life where Saturn is once again in the same position it was when the individual was born. Statistically we could call that correlation. But.....(say it with me everyone) "Correlation does not mean causation." That's how a lot of astrology works - by observed correlations, some stronger than others, but still there isn't a causal relationship.

@Scrinwaipwr Год назад

30:58 what the hun-bots who use too many emojis were writing like in the 1950s.

@just_a_butterfly Год назад

1:21 the answer to the pill riddle: The man takes half of each pill. That guarantees he takes one of each. I remember this riddle from my childhood lol

@Puzzlers100 Год назад

19:27 dude wants to live in ancient sparta.

@Hexagons7 Год назад

Getting married at the age of 12 was common in Europe until the mid 1800's

@christophercarey165 Год назад

12:30 a coconut they produce milk and have hair so they are mammals

@bunningssnags6104 Год назад

no.. thats not how it works, at all. There are multupul non mamal species that have both hair and feed their ofspring milk. Same as how there are multiple mamals that do not have hair at all

@adogindisguiseasakoalaindi4633 Год назад

24:24 also masks are not 100% effective but they do significantly help

@captainmaxiprod 8 месяцев назад

4:54 Had a classmate for six years that a lot of kids (herself included) deemed very intelligent and she would frequently come up with such 'ideas', like: Girl, in the past thousand years no one thought of this, except for you...

@Nickilob2006 Год назад

Our body is literally MADE OF protein 😃😃

@meredithmitchell8921 Год назад

12:14 to add on to what click said, most animals are insects. Around 25% of described animal species are beetles, and it’s likely there are over a million total beetle species alone. The average described animal is a beetle

@Crisjola Год назад

23:18 Okay, this is the second video Click has said "face paw." It's becoming harder to think that paw/palm is a rough translation mixup in his head. Cliccy, furry confirmed.

@naturegirl1999 Год назад

Someone should make a “realistic” mermaid and put it in the discord

@idkdjsks Год назад

Tbh if actually not getting married by 12 leads to the "extinction of humanity", I'd still not marry anybody just to prove how stupid that is

@ARKGAMING Год назад

I don't think the pun at 8:33 was intentional but "that logic alone( _a lawn_ )... "

@tiffanypersaud3518 6 месяцев назад

Some person: “Real women have zero body hair.” Me: “You mean little girls?”

@MrMegaPussyPlayer Год назад

32:22 Yes, she shot a husky. Great job. For being the argument for a stricter weapon control law. Seriously. Everybody wanting to own a gun, should also be forced to take an IQ test. And when you fail to get at least a 110 you aren't allowed in the same state as a gun. Any gun.

@maxharvey165 Год назад

Watching click while cuddling with Mango is such a vibe i swear

@feroxsayshello518 Год назад

I think maybe people believe that they are building muscle by fasting because while they're losing their body fat, their muscle becomes visible. Even though they are starving, they think their muscles are growing, simply because they can see them. A good indicator of this may be that their SKELETAL SYSTEM is also performing this illusion 😳

@chaoticcupoftea2462 Год назад

Just so you know blindness is a spectrum, this means less than what actual the percentage of people who are completely blind/see black is we think. Blindness can also varies from one eye to the other and there are also different types (pass me the terms if it's not correct) blindness, there's: - a reduced vision (seeing only in one delimited place, which is what my grandma has) - foggy visions, which means at different levels you will see less and less details and it's all a blur - complete blindness - also your casual glasses users who have a hard time seeing things from afar or up close (also also reminder that glasses are disability aids but are socially accepted) And if I've missed any, someone can feel free to mention it! So yeah, you don't have to "rub your fingers to know what colour it is" some people see colours, others don't really recognize them, others can't see at all. A spectrum!

@bethdavisjimenez 9 месяцев назад

My husband and I have the same birthday. We have things in common but we are nothing alike. We joke about us both being Geminis and that there are 4 of us in this relationship, but we don't truly believe in that bs at all!

@yiinxii1971 Год назад

0:26 yes you’re selling this well, I need one.

@P0txt9 Год назад

I need 10

@errorsansglitch208 Год назад

@@P0txt9thousand

@yeetprueba1603 Год назад

@@errorsansglitch208million

@HeathBredenbeck Год назад

With that one about where the water went, wouldn't it be smarter to just say "the Ice caps" and stuff? I mean, if those melt, we flood. It's literally handed to them on a silver platter...

@ChaoticRabbitOfCaerbannog Год назад

1:49 well there are two solutions that I have thought of, 1 split all pills in half and eat half of each, or 2 blindness is a spectrum, anywhere from being legally blind to completely blind. Meaning he could have enough vision remaining to tell which pill is what

@YMandarin Год назад

11:27 how to take value from people without actually taking anything from them giga brain

@SpeziFischDE Год назад

4:18 the episode you think of is.. oh wait. spoilers ;) the one where the astronaut refused to kill the doctor and the time continuum broke down

@IAm-No1 Год назад

I love that show

@M4rshmallo Месяц назад

Oh the end of s6? After closing time?

@JamiBun Год назад

I'm not christian but... HOW DID NOBODY IN THAT ENTIRE SCENE THINK ABOUT THE GIANT SHEETS OF ICE THAT WHEN MELTED WOULD FLOOD A LARGE PORTION OF THE WORLD!?!?!?!

@kaythebored8163 Год назад

13:47 what if twitter is ur mom? **pain**

@IceSpiderGaming Год назад

7:33 that is not true for me, everyone has an accent where i grew up (southern), but i have a northern accent (aka where i didnt grow up) in fact, you do not have an accent to me.

@cyrp7312 Год назад

At 18:35, and I am in no way defending his position, but I do think or at least sincerely hope that it’s a typo and that he meant to write 21

@furrybastard27 Год назад

7:58 there is a thing, at least in America, for newscasters/radio hosts to have a “non regional diction”. Which basically means having no accent. Idk how common it is these days but according to my journalist family it was a big deal at a point.

@Lillyluvsanime Год назад

5:04 I'm a little sad he didn't do Click Academy to demonstrate with like, little pie charts or something, why ⅓ is bigger than ¼. It would have been wonderful.

@janemiettinen5176 Год назад

I cant believe someone didnt know what < > are! Im pretty sure we learned them in first grade, so theres no excuses.. But I gotta say this: quarter pounder sounds better than third of a pounder, as a name.

@huldanoren951 Год назад

The Click: "Absorbing stuff from the air would so cool" Lungs: Let us introduce ourselves

@Alresu Год назад

Lung's don't count. Those are magic.

@elaexplorer Год назад

Skin: Am I a joke to you?

@Amy_the_Lizard Год назад

And corneas! The cornea of the eye is also able to absorb oxygen directly from the air

@elliotgreason1364 Год назад

My first thought was frogs. You really shouldn't pick up frogs with your bare hands as any contaminants including residual soap could kill them. Absorbing a whole lot through your skin sounds really terrible tbh.

@fernandomarques5166 Год назад

It do be oxygenating

@CatinaTheo12 Год назад

As someone who had autism, I’ve actually been told that “if my parents where better parents and didn’t vaccinate me then..” or “if you hadn’t done this..” and its like what?????? I was born like this, it’s literally genetic, my sister has ASD too. It’s basically saying Autism is bad and that parents should be afraid of their children having disabilities. Its so insulting and infuriating. Any of these people just can’t be real

@thychozwart2451 Год назад

The argument they give is basically just "I'd rather have a dead child than a different child" and at the same time.they're the same people who would milk the fuck out of their childrens' conditions and disorders for brownie points

@jennawebb4225 Год назад

That's kinda sad, I'm not going to lie

@knightpal1545 Год назад

I feel bad for everyone that has something to do with mental stuff. I suffer from really bad ADHD and hate it when people start trying to connect dots between something I have with something completely unrelated. I can't imagine having Autism, it sounds so much worse. I hate when people use mental disorders just so they seem justified in their beliefs. Especially those who make crap up like "Vaccines cause autism" I lose hope in people the more I hear it

@SuzetteKath Год назад

That goes back to when having a autistic child was considered to be a stain on the family's reputation. And the doctors would suggest to the parents of an autistic child. To throw them into state hospitals and forget about them. Just like Raun Kaufman's mom was advised to do. My mom did what her mom did when it came to medical things. She tended to figuratively stuck her head into the sand when she found out I have autism. She would continue to do it later when I started to need to wear glasses. As well as other things. The irony of the situation was before I was diagnosed. My mom was posthumously diagnosed with Aspergers. I was diagnosed with Aspergers just before the DSM V came out. Where it was placed in to the spectrum not long afterwards. I also have a daughter on the spectrum as well.

@eithnemelee2997 Год назад

I'm also autistic but grew up undiagnosed which basically makes the vaccine argument the funniest idiotic thing ever to me, because what they're saying is that I was vaccinated, got autism...and then NO ONE NOTICED for several decades.

@raelogan Год назад

I don't what's worse: the fact that that lady mistook a husky for a wolf and killed it, or the fact that she thinks it's acceptable to kill a helpless "wolf pup" and flex that as a brag

@dezzythepup Год назад

Not only did she kill it, she skinned it too...its messed up

@heartless3369 Год назад

The worst part is that [from what I can make out from the censored images] is that the dog has been shot in the front. Meaning that the poor animal likely spotted her first and was walking up to her to greet her or play. Imagine being the poor husky's owner, looking for their loyal companion. Damn, this woman should never be allowed to hold a gun ever again. She'd shoot a kid thinking it's a bear pup standing on its hind legs.

@N33k5 Год назад

All the worse is she continued to just basically say "how was I supposed to know it wasn't a wolf" -edit- Since it seems more than 1 person has assumed I am defending the dipwit. I am not, she screwed up and that is her excuse she tried to hide behind. Which I find about as foul as the whole shooting of the dog in the first place. I don't condone sport hunting which what she was claiming to participate in is. I think hunting for your food can be ethical and an environmentally conscious act when done responsibly. This person should never have been allowed a gun let alone a hunting license.

@raelogan Год назад

@@dezzythepup 😰

@PigeonLord Год назад

Ikr, that one actually made me fell kinda sick 😰 that poor husky, and the poor owners who lost their loving companion to a complete idiot.

@justakira1034 Год назад

"at 25, a woman is nearly unable to have children" My mom who got married at 30, got me at 36, and my sister at 41, all while having only one ovary due to past medical issues : 💃💃

@esther4245 Год назад

For what ive learned, a woman loses a half of her eggs until age 30, but we still have the other half 😂 until 50 years old, its hard (and not very healthy) but woman can still have children, if they have heathy reproductive cicles

@silvertarot25 Год назад

My Grandmother had all 5 of her kids after the age of 25, being into her 40's when she had her last child. My Mom was the middle kid & Gma was in her mid30's @ the time.

@dmgroberts5471 Год назад

My Mother was 43 when I was born.

@Mark73 Год назад

It's so easy to google a chart of women's fertility rates, but they can't bring themselves to even do that.

@ACandCC Год назад

My mother had me at 28 and my brother at 32.

@fruitbowl18 Год назад

“Women are infertile by the age of 25…” As someone whose mother had me by the age of 45, I feel very much alive right now.

@fart63 10 месяцев назад

Women are MOST fertile at that age 💀

@Nerobyrne 9 месяцев назад

@@fart63no, just the most attractive 😂

@childeofepickness 9 месяцев назад

Ayo we got a non-exister over here!!!

@qwertyhbeny_1111 5 месяцев назад

"Women are infertile by the age of 25" is such a predatory phrase, I hate it so much.

@BoxOfToasters 4 месяца назад

Me whose mother had me at 35: Guess I'll die

@Master_Conner Год назад

The one with the pills is solved by cutting the pils in half and taking one half from each individual pill, so that way you take a total of one pill of each color.