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very bonkers indeed

As a fellow Brian I feel safe now to know us Brian's will be defended lol

Free Bwian!

@@RyanFordFJB Don't worry Brian, the committee of Brian defense will protect you and your comrades, rest easy my friend.

@@RyanFordFJB sorry Brian it’s just my job

Brian rights!

“How can music be real if our ears aren’t real?” Some Chinese dude, The Art of War

Then, like Click said, gravity isn't real either. I dunno, ever since Facebook came out, my lunches seem to be floating around more...

@@z.t.w.7440 WTF man, are you in Australia?

@@GOFFBITZH666 Well, if he's in Australia he BETTER believe in gravity! If you stop believing for only a moment you will fly towards space at a constant speed caused by the centrifugal force of being on a rotating surface.

@@gazz3867 oh but remember how earth is flat and Australia doesn't exist?

I love my partner's va-jay-jay. *Tasty!*

@@amanofmanyparts9120 r/cursedcomment

Me, a transman that still has a vajayjay: wut?

@@rosenrot234 Me here! And what about trans women? hmmm?

Is no one gonna talk about pregnant women and gynecologists? 😂😂😂

That last bit about "tastes like nothing terrible at all" reminded me of an episode of Ojamajo Doremi I watched today, where one of the main characters, Onpu, ate a green bell pepper despite hating them, just so the girls' baby would eat her pumpkin pudding. Except, I feel like Onpu might actually be allergic to those things, with how she immediately throws up if she eats any. Anyway, I just thought of someone eating that stuff, or drinking it, and having that "I'd much rather clean a port-o-potty with my tongue than do that again" look, which reminded me of Onpu eating green bell peppers.

@@Kartoffelkamm Oh hey, fellow Magical Girl fan, though I haven’t watched Doremi.

@@LotusHearted Trust me, it's fun. Mostly just wacky shenanigans that come from giving a 9 year old magic that can stop time, summon random items, or even clone people, and telling her to just get good at using it. But yeah, it's fun to watch.

But poison is tastier smh

@@03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3 Heard it was a delicacy in france once. =)

Tasers

"My name is Nobody"

I guess Ulysses/Odysseus has been struck by lightning as he was making his way to Greece.

Ngl i feel that some of these Karens would go to hell quicker than atheists

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Also Christian, got my second shot of the vaccine yesterday.

Welcome to the club XD

@@CloutmasterPhluphyy No. We don't want those here. I mean, we have a pretty swell place, with all the scientists, philosophers and porn stars down here. We should have WiFi and air conditioning by now. And I don't want to get that ruined by some annoying Karens.

She didn't order it, the story goes that her husband ordered their creation to make her happy since she came from a rich green land and there was not much green in the desert.

she's also a waifu

@@Rieras amen

@@Rieras I suppose her husband was a simp? Ancient Waifus and Simps.

@@etsybarney The ancient Simp... For some reason that sounds respectable

Always has been

“Opiate of the masses”.

@@keirfarnum6811 Not since the development of the portable radio.

I once stuck my finger into a light socket, to feel it, I certainly felt it.

XD I'm told licking a 9-volt battery is a widely shared experience, especially among engineers and quite possibly electricians as well.

Korn

I kinda thought it was a troll post tbh

no, its the same. and since hes the onlyone that knows, hes even more special.

I have intense anxiety when it comes to needles, vaccines, etc. So it's peachy.

@ShayAway It hurts less because it's a higher gauge needle, so it's thinner. Blood is thicker so it needs a thicker needle to draw it. Since all of my senses are multiplied, I still find the sting to be painful, but understanding the gauges and the mechanics surrounding the poke makes it easier to handle that pain.

I was thinking the same thing :'(

went looking for a comment like this

As a Jew, I feel your pain. The cabal hasn't sent me a single residual check.

@@HobGungan that's unfortunate. I can say I haven't received any support from Big Trans either.

Finally- someone else mentions this. But yeah I wish we had that power lol

It makes more sense than this seemingly global conspiracy of devaluing/disproving already proven scientific principles. Like, wtf is even happening with these people? I get that some of them are mentally ill who have been sucked in my the conspiracy fb crowd, but that's gotta be few and far between. Most of it likely started life as trolling memes and some how has turned into...this. It's a really disturbing trend. So, I don't blame Click for forming his hypothesis, not if it it preserves his sanity, it's helping me with mine 😉.

The pharmacy in my town sells homeopaty, and if you speak with the pharmacist, is obvious he knows it's worthless. But there are clients that ask for it, and he's running a bussiness after all.

Glad you were able to beat it! I'm happily vaccinated myself (as well as my mom and brother), and I'm all for getting a booster if they announce one.

@@WhirlyBeepBoops thank you ❤️

It was exactly the same for me. I try to remind people that catching the virus doesn't mean dying or feeling fine, it can mean months of disability and, often, permanent damage. I hope you're feeling bestter now!

@@kristinewalberg2938 thank you. ❤️ I am much better but progress is agonizingly slow.

@@kristinewalberg2938 how are you?

That map is what most flat earthers believe. They believe the Arctic is the borders of the world and that’s how the continents are placed. I think that’s pretty cool tbh

If I became president I would get rid of flat earth theory’s by getting rid of flat earthiers. The world would have a dramatic loss of human life.

dont get it am i dumb?

@@cheesy9973 North Korea literally built a fake town. They use it for propaganda.

@@WayToVibe Tsarist Russia did this also - look for 'Potempkin Villages' However... despite all shortcommings and problems our society has today, we are still a few steps away from NK or Tsarist Russia...

Same, I've heard that it can affect moods 🤷‍♂️

I do know that full moons dose affect my sleep. It's a real pain. On the same hand I do have issues normal sleeping. So maybe I am also tricking my self that the moon causes it.

And use a app literally selling information

People generally pronounce it Bahl not ball and either sounds better than Bale. Either way I don't think it matters as no-one actually worships him.

OK, but how do you pronounce Baalzack then?

That will help with my Genshin Impact experiece

In English, yes. In German we say 'baal' like 'ball' but with a long "a" and no emphasis on the "l" - so more like bowl but with an propper 'a' sound. It seems the 'correct' pronounciation is something like Bah-ahl with two distinct rather short a-sounds. (Don't take my word, my source is another youtube-comment from someone claiming to be a historian and hebrew-scholar. So ... it's possible?)

@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 I don't know, but they make some damn good coffee.

We all know he's a furrie

Actually, he's mocking you.

So did I! I genuinely thought it was the size of a medium-sized dog.

The original rovers were small. Over time, they've been built bigger. Probably because we know we can reliably get the rover to Mars, which would have been a concern at first, and also because bigger rovers can cover bigger distances, have bigger batteries, and have more room for testing equipment.

There are freakwaves which can rise to hundreds of feet. Allthough, they are relatively rare (so rare, that they were thought of as sailors yarn until they were proven to exist in the late 20th century I believe) and tend to be not very stationary...

@@robertnett9793 Ok. So nothing like the "wave mountains" of Flat-Earthia (or whatever planet those people come from).

Yes,not to mention feeling it if you shock yourself.

@@amberkelly3187 I've shocked myself on accident once, it sounded like a buzzing, and I thought it was my mother moving me, but nobody was in the room (this happened when I was about 6)

The sun is so big the hotspot is the entire exposed part

@@charliekahn4205 aka the day side, just like earth and every other body of rock and gas with a parent star

Mine as well. Had it at the beginning of April (my whole family had it, my father still in rehab).

They want to see bodies piled up like the black plague times in the corridors

@@44WarmocK77 Hope your father gets better soon! Both of my parents got it, but luckily only had minor symptoms (Though my mom didn't get her sense of smell back for months)

Every hospital in my city is currently full and on diversion for new admits! And about 25% of our patients are known covid+, under investigation, or in recovery quarantine! It's great! :D /s (I'm a healthcare worker in a deeply anti-Covid vaccine state end meeeee)

@@alitaniak7404 Damn, I feel bad for all doctors / people trying to help the sick not die but the sick are just denying the virus and or are not wanting the vaccine.

well its better than loosing his sanity at cursed things

@@Techy404 i agree with this gentleman

LOSING*

@@enderostrich7507 Not how The Click pronounces it

Pseudo science? you mean moronic crackpot conspiracy theories (yes I know the word pseudo means fake)

... His brain would probably combust if somebody told him women also masturbate

Destruction level lv 100

Savage... I love it!

The guy should have been embarrassed to write that. Tell me you have never satisfied a woman without telling my you've never satisfied a woman.

Here speaks a man destined for a close and personal relationship with his hand.

Them: *DaRk MaGiC!*

As a mom, I felt that!

That post is an interesting window on fundamentalist minds: a) they have no idea of what electricity is, because the bible doesn't mention it b) they don't believe scientist know what electricity is, because that would mean the scientists can know more than they in some areas Conclussion (of the fundy mind): Scientists (all of them) lie about electricity, it is a mistery and always will be.

Actually, yes. That is you deriving information directly through testing. To be even more of a scientist, repeat it with different parts of your body, different materials, and for different amounts of time. Children make me happy because they are some of the most curious entities I've met, and helping them learn how to learn things themselves and derive information is fun.

@@WinterPains Actually... To be a PROPER Scientist, one needs to record the results. Otherwise, we're just screwing around. Unless we're teaching. Like, a younger sibling to do it, and timing her to zap your brother just as he raises a soda...

I don’t think it was only the rusty nail

damn, I nearly spit out my tea laughing at this one

@@YourGayOverlord i put down me tea to type it what tea u drinking

@@razzy8268 Unfortunately just boring English breakfast, but I don't mind it, tastes nice anyway. You?

@@cinnamon4ada7 yeah the spiky crown thing he wore probably helped a bit aswell

I would like an explanation from the AED machines people use to restart a-fib hearts… dude.

To be fair, if electricity weren’t real defibrillation is no different than resurrection, which is pretty cool in a storytelling sense.

Idk if this'll help, but it works for static-y clothes: Run a wire hanger over them...at your own risk of course...I'm not serving orders here or anything. I mean, I've had baskets of laundry so static-y I was afraid to touch them again & basically briefly beat them with a hanger lol Worth a try? Totally up to you. Also, I'd love video of that apology. Just saying. Hope you get it.

This may be a long story but... I was getting electric shocks all day (dry in the spring here). I got another off of my shopping cart and it was the last straw so I said if I got one more shock I was going home. I picked up a freaking ONION and got shocked Edited to add: this happened more than 15 years ago and I'm still bitter about it

@@DestinyKiller id be bitter till i die, thats completely valid if you ask me. an onion!?

This is so damn good

No don’t allow americans to believe this bullshit

You had me until the last sentence lol.

I hate myself for half believing this

I'm sorry but the wording "As a French" made me laugh so hard

Anger and alcoholism going hand in hand once again!

Sith Lord: Drinks 1 achoholic drink Their Liver: I die. Sith Lord: (Dies from alcohol poisoning)

SSsooooo... the Force acts like alcohol when you turn to the Dark Side?

@@NPC-nn4qe Actually true. Strong force users have their body destroyed by the Dark Side of the Force until only the Force (aka their anger and hatred) keeps them alive. That's why older Sith lords often times look so weir. Dath Sidious is a good example for that. The Dark Side of the Force destroyed his face so that he had to use a Force mask to hide it but the mask was destroyed in his battle with Mace. 13 y/o me used to watch a lot of Star Wars lore videos xd

Nice one

"We can't prove it so we'll just confuse you."

@@etsybarney ohhhhhhhh, thats ummmmm. I really want to know who said that hahaaaaaaaaaaaa

I mean, flerfers don't even have a way to explain the days and the seasons of the southern hemisphere within the same model, soo xD

"Water mountains" ...Susan, that's a wave. The ships 'disappear' because it goes past the horizon. tf

Great minds and all that... That was exactly my first thought. Water is seeking it’s own level into mountains now. Brilliant.

Oh and also I'm proud to say that I'll be able to attend my last year of high school in an actual school:3 Again thanks for vaccinating,wearing yr masks and just being safe and awesome!

@@simplygc1182 I hope you're going well and live happily, you and your dad 💜

I have a very, Very dear friend who has not been able to leave her apartment for years aside from rare doctor visits (& another situation I won't get into). It was super hard to not see her @ all during the worst of Covid & bc of where I live, finances, etc, I couldn't do Skype or Zoom or that sort of thing, only phone calls...which to this day are fraught with technical difficulties. When I DID get to see her after the worst was over, we stayed 6' apart, wore masks, & took all precautions (in her apartment ofc.). I say this to emphasize my familiarity with your situation. Congratulations on all of your achievements & on having a parent who can & does care for you. Kudos to you both & I hope things have vastly improved for you. You're awesome. Caren'ts suck. (I know a Karin & there are many lovely people named Karen so I don't like using that.) They have SERIOUS issues. Our society & educational system both need to do MUCH Better.

found the redditor

I said something very similar to my students while I was still math-physics teacher :D :D :D

:D I can become a meme??? At least then I will have achieved something!!!

Finally! A Christian that doesn't reject science!

I will give you a pass for now. and also the natural laws are descriptive not prescriptive.

I'm not really a Christian anymore, but when I was I didn't have any issue with science. If anything learning how vast, and amazing, and how much revelation there is in the Universe just really shows how great of a God, God is. The Church I belonged to didn't put emphasis on the old testament, I just always thought of stories like Noah's ark, honestly all of Genesis as figurative stories. It honestly scared me when I first learned that people took those stories literally.

tbh those people would use the same shitty arguments they used to descriminate and torment LGBT+ people "It's a test of faith, that it you believe in satan's charm or will u return to god"

Maybe it’s because science proves that a lot of stuff in the Bible is horse doodie and to believe in a god means you have to turn off the rational parts of your brain. That’s why it’s called Blind faith. This is not every Religious person as you seem rational, but since you wondered why so many reject science, this could be a reason.

A wise announcement from our king, Da Potato.

Isn't it "how the tables have turned"? (its the one I have heard)

“How the turns turn”

How the turn turns

How the turn turns

They admit they live on a globe? Yet state the globe does not exist? Ah yes, logik.

@@etsybarney Logan is questioning humanity right now lol

@@genesisofthebetween Logan believes flat earthers brains are…….infinitesimal..✨

I wish I could remember the name of the group, but there's a flat earth group out there that, in the description on their homepage, says, "we have members all over the globe."

In Plague Inc. there is a message saying: “Flat Earth cult claims to have members across the globe”

Plot twist: click is North Korean and Kim Jong Un let him film

Quiet literally, if you are going by bodymass....

@@SharkfightersSH lol

@@SharkfightersSH lol no

this got straight on my list of "favourite statements" (if you have more precise sources I'll like to know the author)

@@uomodibassamorale just look up that last bit, there's plenty of sites talking about it... One thread in r/BrandNewSentence said it's from a Yosemite ranger.

​@@irrelevant_noob thanks!

I love this. But I don't understand- did he imply that stronger containers would discourage dumber humans as well as bears ? But... isn't it better to have stronger containers no matter what ? Because with weaker ones, both dumb and smart bears could open it. I'm confused lol

@@melancolielupine2023 Containers that have a sophisticated and strong enough lock to keep a bear out are too complicated for the stupidest humans to operate.

FYI the click goes by he/him but it's cool!

@@conejitoburrito6526 I know I just didn’t put he/him cause Idk

@@allhailexoticanimals8866 yeah I mean they/them is fine

Oh, you think The Click is *one* person?

@@noneofyourbusiness2854 they’re multiple people of different intergalactic species

I am glad you are alive still.

Lent on an electric fence when I was a kid once, not going to lie... that shit hurts!

@@annoyedshedevil I bet. For me it was when my dumbass of a boss thought it was a good idea to start flipping breakers while I was replacing a stove plug. I shouted. He laughed at me. I was not amused.

@@annoyedshedevil I held my finger once on a fence. It didnt hurt really bad but it still hurt

@@annoyedshedevil I touched the electric net for bugs. trust me,that burns! My hand smell like burned for the next few hours.

I thought so as well, but I assure you they're totally human

wait they are using Cunningham's Law to make us say the correct things to study us!!!!!

As an alien myse... alien expert myself. I must say the idea that we... I mean they are observing you ter... I mean us humans through social media is completely preposterous. [Translation Software Failure] Ortö gre-ika rahn-ök, Norgadihk-terranar.

@@commissargeko4029 Oh, hello [LEGITIMATE HUMAN] friend, let me fix that for you. [INSERT COLIN] [INSERT END PARENTHESES]

Love your pfp

Thank you. Finally I see someone correctly define a theory online. I'm so sick with "Oh a theory is supported by some evidence but not enough yet, and it gets upgraded to a law when there's enough evidence" or some modification of that.

Close, but a law is still refutable in some extreme circumstances because laws are just (really good) approximation of the observation and data that we have. For example, although the law of gravity accurately describes the orbits of the planets, it does not describe the pull of gravity of massive bodies on light. Another example is how people used to calculate black body radiation, before we learnt about Planck's constant. Or basically half of classical physics that was once thought to be unbreakable. And laws of physics are still being broken every few decades or so being brilliant minds pushing the limits of what we know. My point is laws of nature aren't these obvious facts of life and we shouldn't treat them like it

Scientific Laws are most often able to be expressed in equations and formulas, and are used to make specific predictions about outcomes. The reason we still learn Newton's equations in High School despite General Relativity having disproven them is because they are a close enough approximation to reality while being simple enough to memorize. That's all any of these laws are; they are simply empirical conclusions, and are not intended for absolutes.

Absolutely, that's why I called them really good approximation. I just didn't appreciate the use of the word "irreputable" (which I assume they mean irrefutable). But they are also past laws such as CP symmetry which was basically a statement and was once as highly regarded like the law of conservation, has been broken before. My point is that there is no irrefutable and unbreakable fact of the universe

@@churrlance7050 IIRC, there's still a few teams trying to break CPT?

Nah, that's just Swedish surely

That's not furry, that's English spoken with a Swedish accent

@@Persholm1 OP knows this. that was VERY obviously a joke. do you know the concept of jokes?

@@Retro_Rainer I know, I'm not that dumb... I just cheekily explained his joke. How was that not obvious?

@@Persholm1 that's just....odd. why would you do that? it makes you look as if you didn't get the joke.

I love how anti science folks always underestimate just how hard it is to publish a scientific study. They make it seem like writing a scientific study is like cooking rice in the microwave.

@@timetraveler7 making toast