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@morganman592
@morganman592 5 лет назад
“Alright kids, Today we are playing dodgeball!” Kid: _”We?!”_
@OCJDaze
@OCJDaze 5 лет назад
69 likes
@kittleo3614
@kittleo3614 5 лет назад
100th like
@frenchman936
@frenchman936 5 лет назад
121th like
@leochinchillaa
@leochinchillaa 5 лет назад
@@frenchman936 129th like
@pineapplepen2224
@pineapplepen2224 5 лет назад
@@frenchman936 can I join your cause
@nickotine343
@nickotine343 5 лет назад
2:59 in Russia, you don’t break skateboard. Skateboard breaks you
@nickotine343
@nickotine343 5 лет назад
Lemon Pie Russian is not a race(I might be wrong, don’t quote me on that)
@colinberry7226
@colinberry7226 5 лет назад
Also lemon pie it is paying omage to a famous Russian comidan
@krisplayz2567
@krisplayz2567 5 лет назад
@@user-hx3gf4rn5r That is not offensive lmfao 😂
@zareffarhaan6106
@zareffarhaan6106 5 лет назад
@@user-hx3gf4rn5r these are jokes and not the offensive kind
@VK-jy3pi
@VK-jy3pi 5 лет назад
*LOL*
@connergrindstaff3683
@connergrindstaff3683 5 лет назад
6:30 actually that story was about a guy who used his girlfriend's urine for a drug test and it revealed she was pregnant.
@tigerlove5102
@tigerlove5102 5 лет назад
0+1= eins
@Randomshred
@Randomshred 5 лет назад
Isn’t 1,0000,0000,0000
@centntn
@centntn 4 года назад
big brain
@Laucha06
@Laucha06 4 года назад
He*
@KasabianFan44
@KasabianFan44 4 года назад
So why does it say “he”? It’s a facepalm either way
@HaXD1209
@HaXD1209 5 лет назад
When the police mistaken the stuffed tiger for real tiger The tiger: Illusion 100
@dynamite2275
@dynamite2275 5 лет назад
the real tiger is hiding behind the fake one
@Luna5829
@Luna5829 5 лет назад
It should be, Tiger: ... (because that aint a tiger)
@no-one-1
@no-one-1 5 лет назад
*_ILLUSION 101_*
@zack8194
@zack8194 5 лет назад
"Young sir what do you say in defense of hitting this child with a dodgeball" "He didnt dodge" Oh come on why so many likes even I dont find it funny
@epicblue00
@epicblue00 5 лет назад
But he was in a wheelchair
@melloyello9639
@melloyello9639 5 лет назад
epicblue 00 He didn’t dodge
@RADZIO895
@RADZIO895 5 лет назад
*Piccolo triggered in the background*
@ayyuh2220
@ayyuh2220 5 лет назад
"Why did you shoot the victim 14 times in the chest" "he didn't dodge lol"
@mingpingxie3563
@mingpingxie3563 5 лет назад
*you proceed to make a joke on a r/facepalm video* Wow...
@wallacebell9719
@wallacebell9719 4 года назад
8:44 This seems like something I'd do and it makes me cringe.
@SamiRD01
@SamiRD01 4 года назад
Samee
@perttutunkkari3275
@perttutunkkari3275 4 года назад
Same 🤦‍♂️
@flora889
@flora889 4 года назад
*Same*
@thequartermaster6268
@thequartermaster6268 4 года назад
Same
@kassu2401
@kassu2401 4 года назад
I kinda did that... *WITH A FRIEND* We were on a field trip and her mom said who wants ice cream and I said me!This was a year ago it still haunts me
@livingchaos937
@livingchaos937 5 лет назад
10 year old: So how did you got yourself in jail? Prisoner: I killed someone. How about you? 10 year old: I got charged for assault for injuring a classmate in dodgeball. Edit: Literally 1 year later i get a notification about this comment. I see 1k likes. Thanks very appreciated. :)
@pinhead3780
@pinhead3780 5 лет назад
He crossed the line he better not drop the soap
@brakerotor1713
@brakerotor1713 5 лет назад
now this is an avengers level threat
@argonianvideo4439
@argonianvideo4439 5 лет назад
Juice Boi soap was dropped in 2011
@fificomiclover7076
@fificomiclover7076 5 лет назад
He didn't even injure the kid he just threw a dogeball at him lol
@armywife04012000
@armywife04012000 5 лет назад
Sounds like Reddit in here
@metarcee2483
@metarcee2483 5 лет назад
I actually started to google "what is the biggest" and autofill said "planet on earth". That's real.
@_kraken117
@_kraken117 5 лет назад
Metarcee 24 I searched up that too and yeah auto fill said that.
@jeanstarnes4551
@jeanstarnes4551 4 года назад
Same here-
@Florian-ps1qv
@Florian-ps1qv 4 года назад
it sounds like it makes sense but then you think about it and it doesnt
@meowhihihi
@meowhihihi 4 года назад
Same too and when I clicked it, it said jupiter
@nathanmad1230
@nathanmad1230 4 года назад
Started
@tayze9008
@tayze9008 4 года назад
*1:53* New Slogan *"Does less,* *Cost more"*
@cag3399
@cag3399 4 года назад
It's that simple
@theshycryo
@theshycryo 4 года назад
@@cag3399 *Complicated
@blackbed5108
@blackbed5108 4 года назад
Does less Cost more It's that complicated
@starvingshark815
@starvingshark815 4 года назад
Does less Cost your lifes savings
@foxybox1279
@foxybox1279 4 года назад
Copied
@selectivepontification8766
@selectivepontification8766 5 лет назад
All the facepalm moments in this video and the one thing that triggers me the most is Gio reading "Pounds" as "Dollars"
@controlequebrado4455
@controlequebrado4455 5 лет назад
*intense angery noises*
@nathanaelmalm5641
@nathanaelmalm5641 5 лет назад
@UnFazeablE 7 ye but they use dollars
@EthanBCWEntertainment
@EthanBCWEntertainment 5 лет назад
Grumpy Torch hahahahaha nah
@datboi8847
@datboi8847 5 лет назад
£ = $. Gio logic
@project_letters
@project_letters 5 лет назад
I really want gio to get the currency (which i infact use) correctly!!!!!
@ellabennett8911
@ellabennett8911 5 лет назад
Okay, here is the story of that basketball player who was “pregnant” So he had taken drugs and did’t want to get caught so he got his wife to do the urine test Turns out she was pregnant fricc this is the most likes I've ever got
@themostbritishpersonalive868
@themostbritishpersonalive868 5 лет назад
Was it his?
@zziaoe6940
@zziaoe6940 5 лет назад
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 i don't think she even knew she was preggers
@themostbritishpersonalive868
@themostbritishpersonalive868 5 лет назад
@@zziaoe6940 that's not what I asked
@bgl1335
@bgl1335 5 лет назад
st. jimmy is coming down across the alleyway wow! A Green Day fan who watches giofilms! I thought I was the only one
@marlenejohnson1599
@marlenejohnson1599 5 лет назад
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@nokk7180
@nokk7180 5 лет назад
I like how you say: "I don't expect you to support me, it's up to you" So humble.
@cindidestefano3093
@cindidestefano3093 5 лет назад
Not before he killed Spiderman.
@matthewrada1758
@matthewrada1758 5 лет назад
@@cindidestefano3093 No dude spiderman didn't die! Goku died bcs of him
@2wodrqwoa
@2wodrqwoa 5 лет назад
Why censor piss in a bottle?RU-vid ain't that smart.
@Stuntmanforlyf
@Stuntmanforlyf 5 лет назад
Face that ain’t piss , it’s sun bleached coke
@CatNigga
@CatNigga 5 лет назад
They would probably think it was sun bleached coke tbh
@nanos1267
@nanos1267 5 лет назад
it's probably just kinda gross, some people get grossed out easily.
@inkprint
@inkprint 5 лет назад
Dude, youtube doesn't wanna see itself.
@jarfrey
@jarfrey 5 лет назад
@@inkprint ur right lol
@unaura43
@unaura43 5 лет назад
The biggest planet of Earth one autofilled because of a recent meme, its says Jupiter and then shows a picture of Earth
@krisgamingscienceandfun4338
@krisgamingscienceandfun4338 5 лет назад
Woooosh
@hetalandpuravsheth2909
@hetalandpuravsheth2909 5 лет назад
Kris Gaming Science and Fun this isn’t a wooosh lol’.. he’s just explaining the joke
@krisgamingscienceandfun4338
@krisgamingscienceandfun4338 5 лет назад
K sorry
@antanaskaleda1564
@antanaskaleda1564 4 года назад
2:53 martydom. drop a live grenade when killed
@lullafool5106
@lullafool5106 5 лет назад
I’m really confused as to- -ah.. okay..-
@CunningBard
@CunningBard 5 лет назад
Im confused
@invalid-user7335
@invalid-user7335 5 лет назад
Cunningbard The silent gamer same
@milliemoo5135
@milliemoo5135 5 лет назад
Same
@astrofield6359
@astrofield6359 5 лет назад
I’m pretty sure it’s some kind of testicular cancer
@insertnamehere8099
@insertnamehere8099 5 лет назад
1:30 Out of curiosity I googled this, and you know what I got? J U P I T E R Obligatory idiotic Edit: thanks for the likes omfg ❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰😍😘😍😝🙂☺️😝😒😖😘🙂😟😨😭😕⛺️🤞🏻🙏🏻🤞🏻🤟🏻👶🏻👩‍👩‍👧‍👦
@LoriKabori
@LoriKabori 5 лет назад
Th!nk Høw Man, humanity is amazing
@memememegaming
@memememegaming 5 лет назад
I got Sweden. Makes sense, since IKEA is basically a planet at this point.
@isabellamorales4637
@isabellamorales4637 5 лет назад
We've got some madlads in the comments!
@CainySNP
@CainySNP 5 лет назад
Man I googled it, guess what it said, AMERICA!! HOW?!
@izzythetrashposter5710
@izzythetrashposter5710 5 лет назад
best planet in the world
@blobcookie
@blobcookie 5 лет назад
Gio: doESNT LIKE EVERY RECIPE NEED FLOUR IN IT Recipes that don't need flour: *why are we still here*
@Kuumin
@Kuumin 4 года назад
Wait, we don't need flour for rice????
@m00nstargachazz2
@m00nstargachazz2 4 года назад
Lucozade: Hold up-
@p0tat024
@p0tat024 4 года назад
*just to suffer?*
@olihsg
@olihsg 5 лет назад
First it was an Euro (€) then it was a dollar ($) when can Gio learn it's a pound (£)
@darthplagueis13
@darthplagueis13 5 лет назад
I guess it's just not enough people using it. Like there's only about 66 million people using it vs about 340 million using € and a vast multitude of countries using different $ currencies ( I dunno exactly how many people that amounts to but there's already about 330 million people in the US and if we add all the other, smaller countries into the mix we'll probably end up at about 500 million. The Pund is pretty tiny, even including different pound variants we don't even get up to 100 million.
@dua2886
@dua2886 5 лет назад
justice for the pound
@nathanaelmalm5641
@nathanaelmalm5641 5 лет назад
@@darthplagueis13 so there are less people using pounds than accounts subscribed to PewDiePie
@Bjorne_
@Bjorne_ 5 лет назад
Nate Malm how many uses kr then?
@project_letters
@project_letters 5 лет назад
@@darthplagueis13 so I'm special? I use the pound
@gloriaportillo7216
@gloriaportillo7216 5 лет назад
5:15 It’s Hurting Your Brain Because YOU DIDNT TAKE THE QUIZ
@aarongilbertphonetube219
@aarongilbertphonetube219 5 лет назад
@@geepadoodle r/whoosh
@gibrana9214
@gibrana9214 5 лет назад
That was the first test. He failed the the first test
@geepadoodle
@geepadoodle 5 лет назад
@@aarongilbertphonetube219 i still don't get it, but r/itswooooshwith4os
@CosImUpRn
@CosImUpRn 5 лет назад
@Aaron Gilbert PhoneTube #rOAStEd
@gloriaportillo7216
@gloriaportillo7216 5 лет назад
Aw man I wanted to woooosh idiots
@vinniecheng
@vinniecheng 5 лет назад
police told man to stop breathing because he was “stealing the africans’ air”
@f_joyce6941
@f_joyce6941 5 лет назад
I swear. Day *15* if trying to get gio to notice me: Tim Allen UGHHH
@GoldenTNT
@GoldenTNT 5 лет назад
Sub my channel and get 100 years of good luck
@1degabyte238
@1degabyte238 5 лет назад
@@GoldenTNT Sub my channel and get 100 years of good luck my ass
@Explodinghairypotatocat
@Explodinghairypotatocat 5 лет назад
NO!
@atvthings6887
@atvthings6887 5 лет назад
GoldenTNT Gaming no
@tonypeppermint5329
@tonypeppermint5329 5 лет назад
@@GoldenTNT No.
@jpegmarek
@jpegmarek 5 лет назад
Steve Jobs was born almost 2 months before Albert Einstein died. Ikr, I couldn't believe it either.
@craig.9229
@craig.9229 5 лет назад
Very nice joke, Marek024
@justsmilett
@justsmilett 5 лет назад
@@craig.9229 that's not a joke, check it. Jobs was born on 25.02.1955 and Einstein died 18.04.1955. So gio was wrong with his joke.
@Star-vf8vz
@Star-vf8vz 5 лет назад
@@justsmilett *Breaking news, newborn genius invents groundbreaking IQ test.*
@vxrt1
@vxrt1 5 лет назад
justsmilett r/woooosh
@Teebaumol
@Teebaumol 5 лет назад
@@vxrt1 but its not a joke...
@gachapotato9590
@gachapotato9590 5 лет назад
"My friend that is pee, in a bottle! That's pee in a bottle and I hope you have not taken a sip from it!"
@quedeck5223
@quedeck5223 4 года назад
The riper the better
@c1bdc867
@c1bdc867 4 года назад
Quedeck r/cursedcomment
@Lokitellus
@Lokitellus 3 года назад
@@quedeck5223 r/cursedcomments
@EliteTortoise
@EliteTortoise 5 лет назад
The basketball one is actually a proper headline. The basketball player was doing drugs and got a friend to give him her urine sample to pass the drug test, but she happened to be pregnant and so he got busted obviously
@ricochristy7538
@ricochristy7538 5 лет назад
Idiot:”America is why we have cars” Me:”nein nein nein”
@JakeSmith-fz9fp
@JakeSmith-fz9fp 4 года назад
Lmao 9, 9, 9
@kingcp0878
@kingcp0878 4 года назад
Jake Smith it means no in German FYI
@JakeSmith-fz9fp
@JakeSmith-fz9fp 4 года назад
@@kingcp0878 I know that
@kingcp0878
@kingcp0878 4 года назад
@@JakeSmith-fz9fp oh
@quedeck5223
@quedeck5223 4 года назад
I cant stop myself from making a fucking car noise NEEEEEEIIN NEEEEEIIIN NEEEEIIINNN
@runer66
@runer66 4 года назад
The thumbnail is like going to jail for touching someone in tag
@lukaswyser9436
@lukaswyser9436 5 лет назад
6:22 Took a while to realise they didn't talk about race
@samirs8514
@samirs8514 5 лет назад
Did anyone notice that he said dollar instead of pound during the guy who threw the engagement ring
@fermataoverawholerestasapun
@fermataoverawholerestasapun 5 лет назад
YES.
@nikkirennardo5100
@nikkirennardo5100 5 лет назад
DEAR LORD HE’S BECOMING AMERICAN
@bain8renn
@bain8renn 5 лет назад
Australias currency is the Australian dollar So, hes neither british nor american
@chriszag702
@chriszag702 5 лет назад
i dont get it? he is Australian they use dollars
@h3nder
@h3nder 5 лет назад
@@nikkirennardo5100 He's Australian... They use dollars....
@roxaszy984
@roxaszy984 5 лет назад
Fun fact: if a man seems to be pregnant from the urine test it means he has testicle cancer. There was a case where a guy broke up with his gf and she left a pregnancy test behind so as a meme guy he tested himself and of course made a meme. Everyone laughed until someone told the guy to go to hospital and check for possible cancer and would you know his life was saved by this
@1yzguy
@1yzguy 5 лет назад
When I searched up "is Canada" This is what I found in the people also ask section "I s C a n a d a a n A f r i c a n c o u n t r y"
@wadeconroy3467
@wadeconroy3467 5 лет назад
I am seriously losing hope in humanity😥
@aceampora6012
@aceampora6012 5 лет назад
People suck. Thankfully, I’m a homo sapien.
@ChloekabanOfficial
@ChloekabanOfficial 5 лет назад
@@aceampora6012 homo sapien = person
@aceampora6012
@aceampora6012 5 лет назад
Chloekaban r/wooosh
@ChloekabanOfficial
@ChloekabanOfficial 5 лет назад
@@aceampora6012 how dare you
@ChickChickChirp
@ChickChickChirp 5 лет назад
My shoe fell off my foot while I was putting my backpack on after class
@kingdomoftransylvania5744
@kingdomoftransylvania5744 5 лет назад
uh ok? im not liking comment btw
@noclip5974
@noclip5974 5 лет назад
And?
@lobetec314
@lobetec314 5 лет назад
@@kingdomoftransylvania5744 why mention that? is there a reason? nobody cares if you like or not.
@wabbit1214
@wabbit1214 5 лет назад
What’s ckass? you speaking advanced English?
@ChickChickChirp
@ChickChickChirp 5 лет назад
@@wabbit1214 I meant class XD
@sergggggo
@sergggggo 4 года назад
GioFlilms : there is no other planet on earth Nas Daily: actually...
@tashalino
@tashalino 4 года назад
There is
@stugreen721
@stugreen721 5 лет назад
Can’t wait for r/breadstapledtotrees Only 7K subs to go Gio! Also, again, Gio, at 8:02... £
@luther56
@luther56 5 лет назад
£ is the symbol for British Pound Sterling, yes, but this # was/is the symbol for pound (weight: 122#) in the US. (also number: #4, hashtag: #goofypeople). O well....
@queenbiscuit311
@queenbiscuit311 5 лет назад
Luther Brown he’s Australian also we do not use the # symbol anymore for weight. Don’t understand why though.
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585
R/facepals
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585
S Green r/facepalm*
@tridentmanproductions3528
@tridentmanproductions3528 4 года назад
“doesn’t every recipe need flour?” Wait until you hear about soup, chicken wings and chicken in general, fish and salmon etc.
@yojimbo_ejh
@yojimbo_ejh 4 года назад
Well unless you bread the fish
@p0tat024
@p0tat024 4 года назад
And anything that is cooked I just realised that you said “ect.” and I feel like an absolute idiot
@p0tat024
@p0tat024 4 года назад
Same!
@p0tat024
@p0tat024 4 года назад
Not again...
@corecross
@corecross 4 года назад
Salmon is fis
@maddy2608
@maddy2608 5 лет назад
8:29 funny story, I heard about a meteor coming to earth that's "2 Empire State buildings big" We will literally use ANYTHING but the metric systems.
@kazekage3349
@kazekage3349 5 лет назад
I think because for most people here it is hard to understand the meaning of numbers to size and if you offer something people are familiar with it will give them a clearer idea of the actual mass of an object. Personally I can use both number systems since I am a Molecular Biology major we mostly measure in micrograms or smaller.
@unpocoloco1649
@unpocoloco1649 5 лет назад
4:48 when you need 500 words for an essay
@OverlordJojoo
@OverlordJojoo 4 года назад
um thats really little
@Dhdowned
@Dhdowned 4 года назад
Glameow The Calico Um THaT a JokE
@OverlordJojoo
@OverlordJojoo 4 года назад
@@Dhdowned U think i cant see?
@arika4542
@arika4542 4 года назад
@@OverlordJojoo I bet someone in ur family is probably 1000 and ur probably 900 rn-
@OverlordJojoo
@OverlordJojoo 4 года назад
@@arika4542 wtf r u saying
@julienatale204
@julienatale204 4 года назад
2:23 we have gotten to the point in humanity where we have to censor pee, FREAKING PEE. what has RU-vid come to
@TheOneGuyAce
@TheOneGuyAce 3 года назад
Well, let's be honest. Would you like to look at some random dude's piss?
@beddaucarspotters8908
@beddaucarspotters8908 4 года назад
10 yr old: YEETs ball at kid Police: Wait, that's illegal
@iami3rian394
@iami3rian394 4 года назад
They weren't playing dodgeball, the child hit with the ball was SERIOUSLY INJURED BY IT, and it was a deliberate attack followed up by the black kid making fun of the other kid, and yelling racial slurs at him. They were playing a game called "tips" which is basically catch. White kid didn't catch the ball, so the next time the black kid got the ball, he pegged the white kid in the side of the head while he wasn't looking. Additionally, this was a special needs class (hence the injury prone child, and emotionally disturbed child playing together). The media has absolutely shit all over this story because of the black/white headline. If the races were reversed (and nothing else) you'd ACTUALLY be hearing the facts of the case, rather than the propaganda.
@zzbeazley
@zzbeazley 4 года назад
@@iami3rian394 just let someone make a joke
@iami3rian394
@iami3rian394 4 года назад
@@MoratoryBasil obviously not enough for people to know the truth about this fucked up little kid
@CrazyZack_TX
@CrazyZack_TX 4 года назад
IamI3rian yes
@iami3rian394
@iami3rian394 4 года назад
@Bumblebee gamer202 Jesus, kid, go take a nap, or play outside. You have too much pent up energy from the schools being closed.
@amusingkiwi9586
@amusingkiwi9586 5 лет назад
"Dosnt every recipe need flour?" me: stairs at cerial. "yes yes it does"
@twil2846
@twil2846 5 лет назад
Was wondering what my cereal was missing all this time. 5 cups of flour should do the trick.
@eeveemaster2206
@eeveemaster2206 4 года назад
*S T A I R S A T C E R E A L*
@lucasandreramirez9083
@lucasandreramirez9083 4 года назад
You misspelled stare
@Everything_All_In_One_Place
@Everything_All_In_One_Place 4 года назад
Technically, Steve Jobs was 37 days old when Albert Einstein died.
@user-qi7qr9cc2k
@user-qi7qr9cc2k 5 лет назад
Thumbnail: 10 year old charged for hitting classmate with dodgeball. Me: damn do you know how many people i could have charged?
@nerosoul2506
@nerosoul2506 5 лет назад
DOOOOOOOODGE
@irl.batman
@irl.batman 4 года назад
Kobayashiiiii
@iami3rian394
@iami3rian394 4 года назад
They weren't playing dodgeball, the child hit with the ball was SERIOUSLY INJURED BY IT, and it was a deliberate attack followed up by the black kid making fun of the other kid, and yelling racial slurs at him. They were playing a game called "tips" which is basically catch. White kid didn't catch the ball, so the next time the black kid got the ball, he pegged the white kid in the side of the head while he wasn't looking. Additionally, this was a special needs class (hence the injury prone child, and emotionally disturbed child playing together). The media has absolutely shit all over this story because of the black/white headline. If the races were reversed (and nothing else) you'd ACTUALLY be hearing the facts of the case, rather than the propaganda.
@IncogNiko
@IncogNiko 4 года назад
IamI3rian How Do You Know?
@iami3rian394
@iami3rian394 4 года назад
@@IncogNiko because I read the police report...? I mean, unless you're implying the police, the teachers, and the students were all lying about this, because "racism."
@everreaux3659
@everreaux3659 5 лет назад
i love how australians say “oh-range”. personally i hate “or-range” lmao-
@florpster
@florpster 4 года назад
everreaux as a proud australian, thank you and i agree uwu
@omegachadrequiem3831
@omegachadrequiem3831 4 года назад
Or ringe
@greminboye
@greminboye 4 года назад
orange
@eurovisioncyan9550
@eurovisioncyan9550 5 лет назад
Tbh...the thumbnail sue is one of the worst things that could happen to a 10-year-old...
@SearsCool
@SearsCool 5 лет назад
oh no
@tonypeppermint5329
@tonypeppermint5329 5 лет назад
Oh.
@DustyHoney
@DustyHoney 5 лет назад
Nope.
@malikelewa4029
@malikelewa4029 5 лет назад
That kid was in my area
@destroyer4629
@destroyer4629 5 лет назад
@@malikelewa4029 If so what happened?
@dankmastert7641
@dankmastert7641 5 лет назад
1:22 Yes. I looked it up out of curiosity to what google would say, and the answer to "What is the biggest planet on Earth?" is... Drum roll please... *JuPiTeR!*
@senorstabbing
@senorstabbing 5 лет назад
6:30 How many drugs do you have to take until the drug test says you're pregnant?
@davetissue
@davetissue 5 лет назад
Well actually he took his girlfriend's pee to the drug test but it didn't work out 😂
@TheAmazingDoorknob
@TheAmazingDoorknob 5 лет назад
If you come up pregnant as a Male You got cancer
@Fantmystic
@Fantmystic 5 лет назад
i dont know
@Arch1mand
@Arch1mand 5 лет назад
The pregnancy test is based on urine, he was cheating by using female friend/girl friend urine
@AlottaBoulchit
@AlottaBoulchit 5 лет назад
He used female pee. If he'd used male pee he'd never been caught. I guess he was either stupid or desperate because all his male friends use drugs too. 😂 My brother is drug free and has made some good change selling his pee to others. 2 guys who worked at the same job used it on the same day once haha. 😂 drug testing with pee isn't helpful at all since it's easily dodged if the person tries enough.
@quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555
@quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555 5 лет назад
R/facepalm Gio films still saying $ when it meant to be £.
@ihatemyselfuwu3960
@ihatemyselfuwu3960 5 лет назад
*facepalm*
@ell.....
@ell..... 5 лет назад
r/foundthemobileuser
@hibye4922
@hibye4922 5 лет назад
KitKatMeMe fuck you beat me to it
@sillysrah
@sillysrah 5 лет назад
have you heard of different countries with different currencies? b r u h
@hibye4922
@hibye4922 5 лет назад
Jasper Boi that is called a US dollar sign. b r u h
@mehself
@mehself 4 года назад
8:37 Great! Now I can sue literally EVERYONE who hit me in dodgeball.
@kokobopjammer2571
@kokobopjammer2571 4 года назад
Ooh we be making the money
@dinoxman8584
@dinoxman8584 4 года назад
💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵!
@Mr_Nikolaev
@Mr_Nikolaev 4 года назад
2:14 That thing looks like a huge piece of bread left in an ant hill for months.
@nene.8213
@nene.8213 4 года назад
2:47 Nobody: Ging Ging: hOW DOES THAT FEEL, HUH?!
@s.wernerdudesdivast-shirts9007
@s.wernerdudesdivast-shirts9007 4 года назад
10 yo old: *gets charged for hitting kid with dodgeball* 10 yo at my school: *beats the crap out of a girl and gets 4 hour ISS*
@GamerWood888
@GamerWood888 4 года назад
*What the hell*
@addybishop308
@addybishop308 5 лет назад
6:25 they were talking about the wedding and said “no whites” and my first thought was “Sorry if my European ancestry ruins your big day. It’s because I can’t dance, huh?”
@dacrazytriangle7248
@dacrazytriangle7248 4 года назад
The tattooed compass: never waffles soggy eat Compasses: never eat soggy waffles
@garbagefire2901
@garbagefire2901 4 года назад
I get it.
@ynol4879
@ynol4879 4 года назад
It's Hard For Me To Use The Correct *Waffles Eat* For My Compass
@ynol4879
@ynol4879 4 года назад
@MALEK001 001 *N o*
@brupper9023
@brupper9023 4 года назад
@MALEK001 001 how in the heck so you woosh her/him if they literally said N O bolded and obviously joking, like you should be wooshed.
@pinkrainclouds2190
@pinkrainclouds2190 4 года назад
I was taught Never Eat Shredded Wheat. I'd probably remember yours better.
@supersoursauce1285
@supersoursauce1285 5 лет назад
The ten year old charged for hitting a classmate says “Playground injury”
@iami3rian394
@iami3rian394 4 года назад
They weren't playing dodgeball, the child hit with the ball was SERIOUSLY INJURED BY IT, and it was a deliberate attack followed up by the black kid making fun of the other kid, and yelling racial slurs at him. They were playing a game called "tips" which is basically catch. White kid didn't catch the ball, so the next time the black kid got the ball, he pegged the white kid in the side of the head while he wasn't looking. Additionally, this was a special needs class (hence the injury prone child, and emotionally disturbed child playing together). The media has absolutely shit all over this story because of the black/white headline. If the races were reversed (and nothing else) you'd ACTUALLY be hearing the facts of the case, rather than the propaganda.
@atroxxious
@atroxxious 4 года назад
@@iami3rian394 you know the person knows that,as oc clearly said that it was a playground injury, and they probably know because you're literally flooding the replies with that exact text,still i think its stupid to actually charge the kid, just give the kid detention and make him apologize instead of forcing him to pay
@iami3rian394
@iami3rian394 4 года назад
@@atroxxious sweety, I would agree, if not for the mocking and racial slurs incurred after the injury. Also, they were playing a game that thows the ball high in the air, and you try to catch it. It's a solid ball. The black kid was angry that the white child didn't catch the ball, waited until the game was over, and while white child wasn't looking, he pegged him in the side of the face.. Again, the BC( black child) was aware of the WC(white child's) propensity for brain damaging injuries. No, I don't believe BC did that to do extra damage. Yes I believe BC targetted that to DO damage. The racial slurs and insults the BC issues after the WC left, and the game was over imply this strongly.. I cannot imagine a person man, or woman, knowing the circumstances and thinking the BC was right. Again, statistally he wasn't. Final outcome, he wasn't. Pretending black culture isn't harmful is actively harmful. Pretending no one realizes that places filled with black people are crime ridden cesspools, whereas places filled with white and Asian people are paradises is ridiculous. One, single statistic, and I'll stop making these "acusations," but the fact remains black continues to commit a disproportionate level of crime. You have no answer for that, I've noticed.
@iami3rian394
@iami3rian394 4 года назад
@@atroxxious I goddamn guarantee you cross the street when black people are waking in the middle of the night. There's a reason that happens. It isn't an accident. The culture is broken. Welfare destroyed the black community better than racism ever did. No one cares about black boys. No one.
@iami3rian394
@iami3rian394 4 года назад
I carry weapons sir. I don't cross the street no matter who walks next to me. I'll leave the pavement when there's a vehicle. No person will ever make me cross the street. I guarantee you can't even work with a knife to win a fight against a bigger man, wanna talk about guarantees..
@soundwavesuperior5243
@soundwavesuperior5243 5 лет назад
When you’re having a bad day but giofilms uploads *happiness noise*
@Serpinstrix
@Serpinstrix 5 лет назад
8:09 Dude, that's not 3000 Dollars... IT'S POUNDS... --> £ is a pound sign.
@greminboye
@greminboye 4 года назад
facepalm
@あけみ-w4k
@あけみ-w4k 4 года назад
In American money, from my classes, 3000 pounds is equivalent to 4,038 US dollars. So, not even 3000 dollars. Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not American.
@Businessgoose124
@Businessgoose124 3 года назад
God, this is a blast from the past. First youtuber I ever watched just randomly reappeared in my recommends.
@Shanghaimartin
@Shanghaimartin 5 лет назад
My favourite part of your videos is how you explain the joke after every slide you show.
@otbutter9806
@otbutter9806 5 лет назад
11k views 1.1k likes *Balanced as all things should be*
@Mohammad99X.
@Mohammad99X. 5 лет назад
Now it is legit 16k views and 1.6k likes lol
@hoku8084
@hoku8084 5 лет назад
Now its 24k views ans 2.4k likes
@elle502
@elle502 5 лет назад
gio don’t make me say it... don’t make me say it... r/woooosh 4:54 you were wooshed
@welcometothevirus2111
@welcometothevirus2111 5 лет назад
Def
@AquaUu
@AquaUu 5 лет назад
Or it could just be a really stupid person in Russia
@noreenbuenang2331
@noreenbuenang2331 5 лет назад
It's an ad ;-;
@tigerlove5102
@tigerlove5102 5 лет назад
R/therewasanattempt to hide the whoosh
@b1yuzx94
@b1yuzx94 5 лет назад
5:15 sounds like he was saying queeze
@dinoxman8584
@dinoxman8584 4 года назад
Jessi ! Australian accents fit you.
@barbara-annemcgregor1769
@barbara-annemcgregor1769 4 года назад
4:49 that’ll explain it.
@minceraft1094
@minceraft1094 3 года назад
Ok, I have a story about my grade 6 school I went to. So, everyone in our class loved dodgeball, it was the only thing we would ever play in gym. Then one day the principle banned dodgeball. We asked her why, and apparently " people were hitting each other with the dodgeballs... on purpose" Sorry if I'm wrong, but isn't the point of dodgeball to HIT other people, with the DODGEBALLS, on PURPOSE?
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 лет назад
My face has no palm, and my palm has no face Idk what to do here
@arachnids8grip
@arachnids8grip 5 лет назад
I have a very close number neighbor. Her name is Melissa and bots and ACTUAL PEOPLE mistake my number for hers. Not fun.
@VoidOPlasm
@VoidOPlasm 5 лет назад
xD
@nairoty3256
@nairoty3256 5 лет назад
0:21 I had this exact tiger plush toy as a kid! Best gift ever!
@idk-oe7tk
@idk-oe7tk 5 лет назад
The only reasonable reason to charge a kid with hitting another kid is if the kid that got hit was seriously injured (concussion, brain injury ect) but tbh it was probs something non serious.... Or atleast I hope.
@queenbiscuit311
@queenbiscuit311 5 лет назад
idk If this is the same story I think it is the kid had problems where injuries in his skull area are way worse than normal. Yet he was allowed to play DODGEBALL and SPORTS on a regular basis. The kid that hit him had NO idea about this and was just playing dodgeball like a normal person.
@MerkhVision
@MerkhVision 5 лет назад
This probably only happened cuz the kid was black and in a particularly racist county smh
@queenbiscuit311
@queenbiscuit311 5 лет назад
Leo Velli wasn’t the other kid also black?
@idk-oe7tk
@idk-oe7tk 5 лет назад
@David Cortés DaFailboatFan That's unfair as heck and also the poor kid shouldn't have been allowed to play a sport like dodgeball.
@queenbiscuit311
@queenbiscuit311 5 лет назад
idk exactly
@simoo6674
@simoo6674 5 лет назад
Nobody: A game of Dodgeball: "Am I a joke to you?"
@itsray1878
@itsray1878 4 года назад
Bruh, why did that lady get so many carts?
@RoronoraZoro666
@RoronoraZoro666 4 года назад
Yes
@daven6634
@daven6634 5 лет назад
4:52 Roses are red, salad is tossed, woman missing since she got lost...
@nasinnarcotics
@nasinnarcotics 5 лет назад
"So, no head?" 2:52
@Thompus
@Thompus 4 года назад
5:53 Gio:I mean it’s not at least Ad: THE NEW HUNGRY JACKS FAMILY BUNDLE, ONLY AT HUNGRY JACKS *better* END
@domsfilms1489
@domsfilms1489 5 лет назад
3:34 here’s a little trick to help you remember a compass point N. Never E. Eat S. Soggy W. Wheatbix
@Rath460
@Rath460 5 лет назад
Never Eat Seaweed
@CarassiusAu
@CarassiusAu 5 лет назад
_Never Eat Soggy Weed_
@willwaters8553
@willwaters8553 5 лет назад
It's weetbix
@unusualguy5__280
@unusualguy5__280 5 лет назад
Never ever suck wang
@yikoool7009
@yikoool7009 5 лет назад
Me: *fights A 5th grader (I was in 4th) and leaves a purple scar on him* 10 year old: *gets charged for hitting someone with a dodgeball*
@SearsCool
@SearsCool 5 лет назад
Ignited Foxy FIGHT ME
@Dargonkin527
@Dargonkin527 4 года назад
that damn first beep killed another one. GET RID OF THEM!!!!!!
@asareelferrer1439
@asareelferrer1439 5 лет назад
The pregnant dude news: what happened was that he had consumed alcohol, so he asked his girlfriend if he could use her pee for the alcohol test. She was pregnant and he didn’t knew, so when they examined the pee, he appeared as pregnant even though it’s his gf’s. 😊
@thestormthatisapproaching_
@thestormthatisapproaching_ 4 года назад
8:25 Missouri -_- Misery :)
@50puft
@50puft 4 года назад
Someone probably took all of one kind of bubble gum to make it unassorted
@imjaden1655
@imjaden1655 4 года назад
2:44 lagging delays in a nutshell
@screamingpeterparker1084
@screamingpeterparker1084 5 лет назад
the thumbnail was taken without any context, the kid chucked the dodgeball after the game was over, and injured the kid. look it up yourself
@lifeisalie1999
@lifeisalie1999 5 лет назад
still it is a kid...
@screamingpeterparker1084
@screamingpeterparker1084 5 лет назад
@@lifeisalie1999 but it was when the game over?
@geronimos_cadillac
@geronimos_cadillac 5 лет назад
He's getting CHARGED at 10
@brupper9023
@brupper9023 4 года назад
@@geronimos_cadillac EXACTLY
@Ocean_Monae
@Ocean_Monae 4 года назад
0:47 he was like "yeah let me serve some face" 📸📸 "......you got it??👀" 🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️
@dalaa363
@dalaa363 4 года назад
8:07 ...who is going to tell him that isn't a dollar? You do know there are other currencies right?
@quandaledingle6949
@quandaledingle6949 3 года назад
Euros are actually worth 10 cents more than dollars. So if it’s three thousand euros, it’d be 3,300 dollars. (Pls don’t woosh me his comment doesn’t look like a joke when I read it
@lilyy9016
@lilyy9016 5 лет назад
no no the "what is the biggest planet on earth" is a lil meme
@duck4578
@duck4578 3 года назад
8:18 I worked up some abs after laughing too hard at that
@epicgaming7813
@epicgaming7813 5 лет назад
Mr.Beast and Giofilms uploaded at the same time...... I chose Giofilms.
@gloriaportillo7216
@gloriaportillo7216 5 лет назад
EpicFortnite7 yes
@randomgames5418
@randomgames5418 5 лет назад
True
@typryor2227
@typryor2227 5 лет назад
Man: Fails at skateboarding trick. Also Man: Tries to break skateboard. Skateboard: Doesn’t break. Man: Continues trying to break skateboard. Skateboard: Still doesn’t break. Man: Rides away. Skateboard: My time has come.
@skylyndickens6321
@skylyndickens6321 5 лет назад
Haha, LOL
@SearsCool
@SearsCool 5 лет назад
Ty Pryor I thought he broke himself
@ajk496
@ajk496 5 лет назад
Americans, specifically Henry Ford, are the reason your car is more affordable than it otherwise would be, with the assembly line. Also, everything about the Apollo project used U.S. Imperial units, which is one of few things I still remember from my one semester as an engineering major.
@ericmckie6608
@ericmckie6608 5 лет назад
“Kid is charged for hitting a kid with a doge ball” Dodgeball: do I look like I’m a joke to you Me: yep because that’s how you play dodgeball get a shot get a bill Hit a bunch of people *y-you go to jail* Gym teachers: wait that’s how you play
@DreamOrbzLOLZ-iS-hANdsOME
@DreamOrbzLOLZ-iS-hANdsOME 4 года назад
1:11 wait till dani sees that Btw if you didnt know dani has a truce with orange gang
@cookii.8369
@cookii.8369 4 года назад
7:52 It’s so much better that their profile picture is Bea from Pokemon Sword and Shield
@Sanaahp
@Sanaahp 4 года назад
2:36 once someone texted my grandma that number neighbor thing... I replied “ get a life”
@monafahmed5783
@monafahmed5783 5 лет назад
0:10 I've never seen something so... *assorted..*
@merlinandmurdoch7837
@merlinandmurdoch7837 4 года назад
“Doesn’t every recipe need flower in it?” - Giofilms, 2019
@sadlittleoctopus3839
@sadlittleoctopus3839 4 года назад
8:57 I can’t even 🤣
@toby-md4um
@toby-md4um 5 лет назад
2:45 he isn’t trying to break the skateboard, he’s looking for weak spots in the board. If he jumps on it and it doesn’t break it’s fine, if it does break that good because then your board breaks while you’re stationary rather than doing a risky trick and then the board breaks and your bones with it too.
@alexandertheok9610
@alexandertheok9610 4 года назад
1:43 Most people DO want 1000$ phones, but they don't want 200$ phones for the price of a 1000$ phone!
@Eazy-Duz-It-1986
@Eazy-Duz-It-1986 5 лет назад
GioFilms could you make r/onejob where people had only one job and failed it?
@the_s3th_lord502
@the_s3th_lord502 5 лет назад
Winter Wolf like r/breadstapledontrees
@blankww
@blankww 4 года назад
1:01 Rare footage of Jesus after church
@slimetutorialfan
@slimetutorialfan 5 лет назад
About the bowling one: my classmate managed that. Many times. Eventually he just rolled across the lane (as in himself) and knocked over all the pins
@pikasonic6144
@pikasonic6144 5 лет назад
I'm early, while I was watching one of your videos by coincidence.
@absence7560
@absence7560 5 лет назад
PIKA SONIC you 10 minutes late
@sudoornator3000
@sudoornator3000 5 лет назад
Delete your self you evil being
@pikasonic6144
@pikasonic6144 5 лет назад
@@sudoornator3000 Wha-
@ToxicSkull0
@ToxicSkull0 5 лет назад
No one cares
@pikasonic6144
@pikasonic6144 5 лет назад
@@ToxicSkull0 If you don't care, then why are you commenting on this video?
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