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THIS omg. our immune system is good until literally any disease or infection or ANYTHING enters the body. i have an immune system of steel but when i do get sick it hits me like a bus. OUR IMMUNE SYSTEMS ARENT PERFECT. VACCINES ARENT BAD. PEOPLE NEED TO GIVE MORE CREDIT TO THE PEOPLE THAT KNOW MORE THAN US.

kinda went on a rant sorry bro😞

⁠​⁠​⁠@@kaydenene1 it’s all fun and games until your immune system turns against you. most people don’t even consider autoimmune disease and immunodeficiency either. in fact you get more sick when you have autoimmunity and it can exhaust your immune system to the point you become immunocompromised. people need to stop relying on their immune system so much as if it’s perfect and impervious to autoimmune responses or immunosuppression and trust their medical professionals

I have an immune system too. That didn't stop me from getting my brother sick in February with a cold. Nor did it stop me from possibly getting food poisoning last week and having a nasty fever that lasted a few days right before I was supposed to leave for a trip. Nor did it stop me at 12/13 from getting untreated pneumonia to the point of developping fluids in my lungs. Okay maybe my immune system is wack but when I was sick a week ago I was shocked I felt alive and didn't die on the couch. I felt so good I left for the trip still sick and I didn't look sick at all and ended up recovering the day after.

@@kaydenene1 Think we're allowed to rant when we're faced with stupidity since stupidity doesn't want to listen

DeBeers has been trying to get the word 'diamond' copyrighted for years so only their product can carry the name. They 'harvest' tons of diamonds from a beach every day, only to put them into long-term storage.

Yeah they're literally both just carbon, there is literally no difference in their composition, it's stupid how diamond ads are like "our lab grown diamonds are indistinguishable from natural diamonds" YEAH BECAUSE THEYRE JUST CARBON

@@clintelkins9630 you’re just carbon!

​@@emeraldfinder5 we are all just carbon 😢

The funniest part is that synthetic diamonds tend to have fewer impurities. You can’t actually tell for sure if a diamond is mined or synthetic, but the man made ones tend to be more pure.

This reminds me of my blood kin. None of them take allergies seriously unless you start to die five minutes after. Just end up in agony and swollen up for days throwing up? It’s fine you’re dramatic. So happy my new family understands even if they are sad I can’t eat something specific they love, they care more for my health over their egos.

I never understood why people are so fucking nonchalant about these things. I have a friend who is severely allergic to multiple common food ingredients, she accidentally ingested it and had to go to the hospital because she went into anyphylactic shock and her boyfriend had the audacity to question her on it, implying it wasn't that bad when I was literally right next to her the entire time. Another good friend of mine is allergic to apples, tomatoes and bell pepper, only in fresh form but cooked and baked in food is okay and while those unfortunately are three of my favorite foods ever, like I can eat bell pepper and tomatoes raw as a snack cause I love it so much, why would I ever force my allergic friend to eat it? It would achieve nothing but an allergic reaction (Not sure how severe but I don't want to take any chances) and one less friendship. So fucking stupid.

I would have not invited you or said bring your own food. What he did was actually criminal. It's a felony to trick someone

I hate the people that try to "test" your allergy. It seems like they believe that an allergy is synonymous with just not liking food. It isnt. This is especially prevalent with parents and their children where they just assume their child is bratty, doesnt want to eat smth and then lie about being allergic. This exact thing happened to my mother, she became extremely allergic to fish, not deathly allergic thankfully, more like spent the next hour under the water faucet allergic, and when she told her parents she didnt want to eat fish anymore because it makes her mouth hurt/swell, they just proceeded to secretly mix some of it into her food.... Absolutely disgusting. Please, just believe people when they tell you they cant eat smth, especially children and especially your own children.

I would've definitely reported it to the police and sued them for damages. At that point, it's attempted murder since they knew you were allergic, there are no excuses. I'd also never talk to them again.

Apparently not. I read it before (even older versions) and I hate religion of any kind

Me, and I’m very sure God literally made Eve’s body feel pain every time she has children so I have no idea where she got that information from

Nah, they listen to the guy who said he's read it. He can't be wrong because he wouldn't lie about what's in the bible- he told me the bible says he can't, so he definitely doesn't! (saying this is why the church hated Martin Luther, among other reasons)

@@raphaelchan7574Well yes, she lost the gift of living forever and living pain free because she took the forbidden fruit.

​@@firstnext5482 this! 100% this!

Or, you know... the old testament. The one where God tells his chosen people to slaughter the native population of Canaan so they can take it for themselves.

They were more than a couple hundred years ago lol.

@@EldyPlaysMinecraft I mean 2-400s is still a Couple if we stretch the definition a bit :)

@@markusmura9953 1271 is not 200-400 years ago, thats when the final significant crusade took place

@@Fish-bt4c "The last execution of the Inquisition was in Spain in 1826." Yeah, the Crusades may have ended many centuries ago, but it's not as if that was the last time Christianity was used to justify horrible things, up to and including murder.

yeah, same here. ive never really been a fan of ANY burgers so I definitely wouldn’t care too much in that case, but if you put one of my “picky” foods in something and dont tell me, im throwing hands

These people have probably never opened a Bible. I have even seen some stories that in some parts of the south there are churches where pastors are being told by their worshippers that the readings of Jesus are weak and leftist.

They aren't reading any books ever and only know the stuff a pastor is telling them.

Excellent 👍

Congrats! All the best with recovery.

Were they people from your neighborhood?

If you have video proof, can't you report it to the police? I think people don't understand that it's robbery, stealing, plain theft. They go onto your property, ignore the sign and well-known rules of the holiday (including it not being for adults) and proceed to rob your property. You allowed them ONE, anything beyond that is illegal to take and certainly no better than running off with their lawn chairs.

Yeah, I've never used facebook so I'm assuming 54 is all the reactions added up and I think laughing is the most reacted one

​@@tzarg Neither have I, but I think you're right. As to what that means, all I can really say is that people laugh at visionaries, comedians and clowns equally...

​@@tzarg correct, they're placed in order of most to least reacted, so a majority of the people who reacted are laughing. And likely AT her.

Dear God

I thought it was- well, it can't be the youngest because... because one of the children who died was a baby.... man I really, really hope that surviving kid gets real, affordable therapy-

what does it mean?

​@@gr_pefxntait's when a bunch of men love a woman very much so they stand around the woman and shoot their love goo onto her.

​@@gr_pefxnta Bukkake means something about multiple men "splashing" onto one person at the same time.

@@iclynnx oh..! thanks 😭

@@gr_pefxnta It can also be a type of Japenese noodle dish, so maybe you can think of that instead. "Bukkake" literally translates to "splashing" or something, so maybe there's something splashed on the noodle dish.

Do you mean Biden?

why did you make this political you had basically zero reason to bring trump up

@@catfacecat. No, Biden supporters actually care about helping other people

@@Fish-bt4c They’re displaying the same selfish “me first. I’m the only one who matters” mentality that he embodies and promotes

@@j.p.6932 Do you mean Trump?

Sadly, yes

And you know this how exactly?

​@@protoborg According to an an article Keck Medicine of USC, "Myth or Fact: Are Kidney Stones As Painful as Childbirth?": Nguyen points to a Scandinavian study from 1996, in which 70 first-time mothers rated their worst pain during labor as being on average between seven and eight, on a scale of 1-to-10, with 10 being the worst pain imaginable. Mothers with multiple childbirths, who often have a slightly easier experience, rated their worst pain as six to seven. “When we recently surveyed 287 kidney stone patients in 2016, they rated their worst pain as being very similar to that of childbirth, with an average pain score of 7.9 out of 10,” Nguyen says." However, I'm curious as to how many of the people that rated their pain score with passing kidney stones actually have experienced giving birth. In addition, according to that same article, 5% of women have experienced kidney stones while 10% of men have experienced the same thing. Anyways, that being said, are we in some kind of competition of what is more painful or something?

The issue here is pain is very subjective and varies from person to person. Those who have given birth aren’t the only ones who have had kidney stones or pancreatitis. Males tend to have lower pain tolerance than females on average so the numbers could easily be skewed due to that alone. Add in the concept of epidurals and pain management, and you can see why it is hard to get a definitive answer.

It's going to depend on the size of the kidney stone, and probably other variables I imagine.

Anecdotal, but someone I knew had both given birth and passed a kidney stone--she said the kidney stone was worse.

Lol

They plague the platform, but YT spends its resources on demonetizing videos for bogus copyright strikes.

The Crusades were spearheaded by the Catholic Church. However, and this might shock some people, Catholicism is a denomination of Christianity. All Catholics are Christians, in the same way that all dogs are mammals. Obviously there are mammals that aren't dogs...like cows and humans and bunnies. Likewise, there are Christians that aren't Catholics. But, still, all dogs are still mammals. Etc.

Spanish Inquisition?

Catholicism is Christianity. Catholics are Christian’s.

It's part of how the government works, and it DOES actually have significance. It signifies when we're in the midst of a crisis.

ofc they won't put effort into their religion. They're mostly just sitting pretty using "faith" to justify the lunatic beliefs they come up with on a whim.

No, it's a different user responding to the same tweet...

@@adrianblake8876 I meant the user who posted the question

I mean, just look at him, it's like he's wearing a "kick me" sign on his head.

Also I’d like to add a hospitals need around 203 million joules per square foot and most small hospitals are around 100,000 square foot meaning a small hospital on average needs 23 trillion joules of energy

“Must be the liberals” he concluded, running over yet another speedbump that screams for some reason

Many of those large pickup trucks like the Ford Dodge actually have worse forward visibility than semi-trucks. Some of them have the windows nearly 6 feet above the ground, which is higher than the height of the average adult male.

Fun fact: the M1A2 Abrams main battle tank has a smaller "dead zone" (area you can't see from the drivers seat in front of the vehicle) in front of it than the Dogde RAM and the GMC Sierra 2500 if you sit with your head out of the hatch in the Abrams and the Perterbuilt 587 has half of the dead zone of most pick-up trucks.

​@@Salithin bro

@@fernandomarques5166 driving a FUCKING TANK is better for children on the street than one of these trucks [they are trucks]

I like this version way more.

Damn 😂

@@_ksm0922 I know at least three people who would get that tattoo on purpose 💀

that's more funny if u ask me. (im learning korean btw)

@@korimeetsevil it’s definitely better as 사망. And good luck!

Like wtf

Seriously

imagine someone saves your life, and then you ruin their's

but she .. start acting like an idiot after that. Screaming and so on , the boss was stressed because of her behavior and moved her to another department, she there act like a moron too and the boss had no choice then to fire her. in 2012

Makes sense to me.

i mean clearly he didn't want the kidney and thus he broke warranty and it had to be returned

i legitimately cackled when i saw this

Breaking News: Local hero donates 293 kidneys to local hospital.

is this a saw reference I feel like this is a saw reference

@@Cinder_in No, just the trope of waking up in an ice bath after your organs being stolen portrayed in media. But, dammit, now I'm just picturing Jigsaw being pro-workers rights. And all his victims being crappy managers and CEOs.

or the people

"I prefer my carbon crystals stained with the blood of plebians"-Them, probably

Their so-called fact about how much power it takes is also horribly out of context. The entire process does take that much power, but 1) it takes that much power OVERALL, so it's spread out over weeks. 2) Lab grown diamond aren't produced one at a time, you're getting an entire batch out of it.

Also diamonds arent nearly as valuable as they're made out to be

Cause its only okay to submit to other alpha males. 😂

I mean considering the lot of them probably have blown way more on crypto trading it’s probably not the stupidest thing they’ve ever done, which makes it even funnier.

they are literally being dominated by other men that is literally the textbook definition of a “beta male”

Bdsm club could be cheaper.

What's ironic is these "Alphas" won't even join the military, where they will get the same kind of treatment, except they actually get paid to go through it. Problem though, is once Basic Training is done, you now actually have to follow up on your "Alpha" training, instead of going back to your life where you can continue pretending to be an Alpha.

Now I want to see an ultra-rich sub pay for it, go, and the whole time just quietly moan and whimper next to the people that think they're being "Alpha" going through it. Heck if I had the money and constitution, I'D do it just to mock them lol

Can you imagine a gay sub going to one of this, having a complete blast and when he tells his fellow gay subs and they start going it blows up the whole thing😂

​@@sarahloveless1726 Someone's gonna be blowing...

XDDD Edit: fIrSt rEpLy!!1!!11 (JOKE)

Hey, that's my thing!

Hey, sssomeone like me!

Kamikaze

Eeeeyyyyyyyy

Also, isn't being an alpha all about breaking the system and "escaping the matrix" ?

​@@MayoOverlordPretty much yeah.

@@tonypeppermint5329 Ah yes, to escape the matrix you need to go to an indoctrination camp.

a boot camp will make you the opposite of an alpha male

It’s to push your body to the point of exhaustion, and force your mind to abandon higher thought processes, to focus on maintaining the function of your body, which then makes you much more susceptible to external suggestions without critical thought or analysis. Or something like that probably.

As another wise man ( rucka rucka ali) once said "fighting for the life of a fetus only untill it individuates."

Who actually thinks that? Do you, like, have names of people irl..?

@@cftyftyufyfuyfty thinks that kids only matter in the womb? I direct you to literally every orphanage ever, my private school is donating to a shit ton of kids who’s parents probably had this mindset, you’re choosing a rock to live under and it shows

@@cftyftyufyfuyfty and if you want the names of people who think this, look no further than Taylor Lackford, 13:56 of this very video

"Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers." - George Carlin. Also from GC: "They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked.”

Thanks,now I dislike god😊/j

Same vein as the earthworm toilet “mineral water”.

it actually works for the analogy as both are a likely expensive extravagance that SEEMS like a gesture of thought but really is jsut extravagance and a showing off of wealth and excess.

@@sarafontanini7051 Yep. It's just stupid commodity rich people stuff, which unfortunately often comes with the additional price tag of some kind of horrible suffering to make that commodity.

I understand luxury stuff when it's actually better or special in some way, like a handmade watch. But buying inferior material with a higher cost for all parties involved only shows they have no taste and think wasting money is the whole point of luxury goods.