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Комментарии : 4,8 тыс.   
@PidgeyHowler
@PidgeyHowler 2 года назад
I like the person who not only got the meaning of bilingual wrong, but ALSO bisexual. No, good ma'am, bi people are not attracted to only the same gender.
@samboi123
@samboi123 2 года назад
“That’s biweekly. I’m bisexual”
@andreaplatz_yt4086
@andreaplatz_yt4086 2 года назад
Isn't that the definition of gay I-. Truly amazed at people's stupidity.
@Roadent1241
@Roadent1241 2 года назад
@@samboi123 "Oh the twice a day, I gotcha" XP
@DarcOne13
@DarcOne13 2 года назад
@@Roadent1241 No, that's biscotti.
@wesleyrodgers886
@wesleyrodgers886 2 года назад
@@DarcOne13 isn't that folks attracted to Scottish people?...
@Master_Conner
@Master_Conner 2 года назад
Click flirting with himself in the first few seconds of the video has just unlocked a new feeling I didn’t realize I have.
@f-ingsimp
@f-ingsimp 2 года назад
you into selfcest??? o-o
@tonykhang1984
@tonykhang1984 2 года назад
horniness or fear?
@BlackOctoberFox
@BlackOctoberFox 2 года назад
@@tonykhang1984 Those are not mutually exclusive
@BLEBBLEB
@BLEBBLEB 2 года назад
@@tonykhang1984 Maybe both, who knows
@Master_Conner
@Master_Conner 2 года назад
@@tonykhang1984 both
@Elliot_o
@Elliot_o 2 года назад
Ah yes, being straight is now gay lads! We’ve done it.
@Mewse1203
@Mewse1203 2 года назад
So...everybody gay now? 🤣
@rapperblut1617
@rapperblut1617 2 года назад
they wanted to be included so much they made straight gay
@spiritbx1337
@spiritbx1337 2 года назад
I mean, the wokes are currently saying that a lesbian not having sex with a man that claims that he's a woman means that she isn't a lesbian.
@esmepipkin6087
@esmepipkin6087 2 года назад
Finally!
@Sr_ECO
@Sr_ECO 2 года назад
I mean, gay means happy too so, maybe they're happy straight people
@BenevolenceBlack
@BenevolenceBlack Год назад
The saddest part about the soldiers digging trenches in the red forest is that the soldiers themselves were probably all aware of how stupid the plan was, but they weren't given any choice.
@seigeengine
@seigeengine Год назад
It's also possible they didn't know at all.
@malia_ej
@malia_ej Год назад
@@seigeengine maybe but i think that if someone told me to dig somewhere known for being radioactive i'd know it was a bad plan y'know lol
@RailfoxStudios
@RailfoxStudios Год назад
@@malia_ejI think they mean that you actually know and/or have been educated on what the word “radioactive” means. Imagine if you’d never heard the word before, would you think it automatically means something analogous to poison? Tbh I imagine the word probably sounds like some American word for “cool” or “awesome” to those unaware of its meaning
@malia_ej
@malia_ej Год назад
@@RailfoxStudios I suppose, I didn't think about the fact that someone might not know what radiation is
@niofo7713
@niofo7713 11 месяцев назад
@@RailfoxStudios children learn what radiation is in school, it's not rocket science. not to mention that those soldiers or at least their parents were alive when chernobyl disaster happened, it was kinda a big news in the region when the news got out eventually. source: i'm from eastern europe.
@rosemarie1817
@rosemarie1817 2 года назад
"Can I sue for new eyeballs?" I felt that. The $42,000 is probably the nanny's salary for raising the children.
@AC8X
@AC8X 2 года назад
It could be any kind of daycare, not just a nanny.
@Jelleybean18
@Jelleybean18 Год назад
Like the previous person said - could be a regular daycare too. If you look at the break down. 42000/12 months is 3500 for two kids a month. 3,500/2 is 1,750 per kid. That’s about $58/day per child. Now you have to account for the BUSINESS budget. Food, snacks, licensing, electricity, water, gas (in the building), fuel, the worker’s salary, equipment, maintenance, toys, cleaning supplies and so much more. That is a pretty understandable price.
@devinwillis7077
@devinwillis7077 Год назад
My best friend owned a daycare I worked at in the 90s early 2000s it was about 250 to 425 a week per child depending on their ages. Now my niece pays 450 for her 4 yr old a week. She has thought of being a stay at home mom because she has a 6 month old now and daycare is going to be close to 750 a week. She makes about 100 more a week than she pays in daycare
@UnseenCruelty
@UnseenCruelty 2 года назад
As a German and a person who studied history, I'm still shocked and concerned how many hardcore Nazis lived a normal life after the war whilst they denied so many people the same.
@Arkylie
@Arkylie 2 года назад
One of the stories I'd like to write was prompted when my mom pointed out that men who were in a gang violating women a few decades ago were nowadays just seemingly normal grandpas and you wouldn't even think about it if you met them. I wondered about the drama in befriending a person who seems normal but turns out to be the one who hurt you decades ago.
@bearo8
@bearo8 2 года назад
I do also think it's concerning what are the reasons for it in your opinion?
@pixeltcat
@pixeltcat 2 года назад
I think a good book if you wanna get an even closer perspective is “Ordinary Men” by Christopher Browning and how people who have done awful things were quite literally just average people before and pretty much the same afterward to some extent. Hence the name.
@girl1213
@girl1213 2 года назад
It's not a defense, but I do wonder how "normal" they actually lived. People around them have had to have known. It's not like the world kept quiet about it when the number and weight of crimes was found out. I can't see anyone truly living normally with that kind of baggage over their heads no matter how much they ignore it. I guess it's cause I am of German AND Poland decent and relatives on both sides of my family escaped Nazi regime for not supporting the rule using the Underground. According to them, no way can any Nazi live normally after the war because when you force others to live a lie, you end up lying to yourself and living one too.
@bearo8
@bearo8 2 года назад
@@girl1213 in Germany a lot of people who were born after the war did and do not know what their parents and grandparents did during it. Most don't think they were part of the "bad bunch" but reluctant followers at most. That is statistically not possible. I have to include myself in that group: I don't know what my great grandparents did in the war(my grandparents were under 10 in 1945). But I can't assume that they were all innocent. At least one great grandfather was in the NSDAP.
@vampsarecool
@vampsarecool 2 года назад
I'm both bilingual and bisexual... ULTIMATE POWER!
@breakfaith3031
@breakfaith3031 2 года назад
@vampsarecool do you also enjoy tricking your SO into drinking your... Nevermind, I don't want to know.
@Roadent1241
@Roadent1241 2 года назад
All hail!
@behindzerosp
@behindzerosp 2 года назад
If you ware noninary it would have been ultimate in between XD
@justafurrywithinternet317
@justafurrywithinternet317 2 года назад
Same!...I think
@knrdvmmlbkkn
@knrdvmmlbkkn 2 года назад
"I'm both bilingual and bisexual... ULTIMATE POWER!" I beat you anyway... Trilingual here!
@foolsenigma
@foolsenigma 2 года назад
I think "childcare" in that budget doesnt mean the cost of caring for the child, but rather the cost of hiring someone else to take care of your child. Usually when talking about childcare expenses people mean, like, a babysitter or the cost of sending their kid to daycare or paying for an afterschool program their kid can go to so theyre not left alone until the parent can pick them up. But the amount that this budget sets aside for childcare makes me think they might have something like a nanny
@benjie128
@benjie128 2 года назад
this was my interpretation. they spend more on childcare than I make in a year.
@Celairiel
@Celairiel 2 года назад
Agreed. That sounds like a full-time, in-home nanny.
@VelaiciaCreator
@VelaiciaCreator 2 года назад
If they can afford a nanny to cover enough time that it nearly is a full yearly income on the low end, you're officially well off, no questions about it. These people are deluding themselves.
@Shalakor
@Shalakor 2 года назад
@@VelaiciaCreator I mean, is it truly "nearly" a full yearly income if the "full-time" nanny is being paid that much? Also, you're really only as well off as you have liquid assets. If you make a lot a money but are constantly spending as much or more than that as fast as you can make it, you're living beyond your means. Constant debt is still constant debt even if you make enough to where if you were more restrained with your finances you'd be well off. By my estimation, they're still deluded, but in-so-far that they don't make enough money to be paying a full-time worker's salary and vacationing and all that. This is why the middle class is often said to be a dying concept, since the cost of living ends up outstripping increases in wage bracket for most households. For an extreme example, many lottery winners end up broke and destitute because they spend so much money so quickly that they end up placing themselves into an unsustainable continued cost situation.
@VelaiciaCreator
@VelaiciaCreator 2 года назад
@@Shalakor Being "well off" is not about bank account balance, but what amenities you can consistently have access to. So if you make a lot and spend a lot on luxuries, you are STILL well off.
@pedroantoniodesouzasilva2068
@pedroantoniodesouzasilva2068 2 года назад
Seeing Click going from a playful tone to "OMG, WTF" in the vampire girl part was the best moment of the video.
@goldengryphon
@goldengryphon 2 года назад
Vampire Girl is pretty Outside The Norm, even as young crazies go. I'd heard the whole story from a different commentator and it's just completely WT(and I cannot stress this enough)F?
@kototamopeva5
@kototamopeva5 2 года назад
@@goldengryphon I'm sorry for the boyfriend, like did someone tell him what she was doing in time? 😭
@ebbenazor7857
@ebbenazor7857 Год назад
It's not a FacePalm moment, it's a GagReflex moment.
@elleharkness8254
@elleharkness8254 Год назад
Click is the CEO, an employee, HR, accounting, sales, IT department and the PR department, all in one person. I think Click needs a raise.
@irenerichards9533
@irenerichards9533 2 года назад
I get so tired of people saying period cramps can’t be that bad. I literally fainted in class on the third day of high school because of the pain and proceeded to spend every fourth Wednesday home from school with my heating pad. And I have a high pain tolerance, less than four months after fainting in class I fractured my ankle but never realized it and kept walking on it. I found out it had been a fracture several years later during an MRI for an unrelated issue. Those period simulators should be a requirement in sex Ed classes
@indrimza
@indrimza 2 года назад
If people say that period cramps dont hurt, then we can just kick their balls and see if they feel pain :D
@ginathecookie
@ginathecookie 2 года назад
@@indrimza Repeatedly.. but i think the simulators might be a more humane option and involve less paperwork
@indrimza
@indrimza 2 года назад
@@ginathecookie eh good point
@imalionimaqueen7234
@imalionimaqueen7234 2 года назад
Fr we still have men and boys insisting that GIVING BIRTH is the same or less pain than being kicked in the balls. Just now doctors have finally confirmed that average period cramps are as painful as heart attacks, we do that for 5 days straight, and boys still insist they have it harder💀
@jsrsprite9867
@jsrsprite9867 2 года назад
See on the complete opposite end, I have fast periods (typically 3 but sometimes 4 days rather than 6 or 7 days) and relatively painless cramps, but even still it hurts. Unlike most other pain I never "got used to it". I thought I would get used to it because it makes logical sense that something happening over and over again would get less painful each time so it always made me mad that even my light period cramps didn't suddenly vanish, which js why I hated the argument of "getting used to it"... Once me and my friend had to help carry out my other friend to the nurse because she had a cramp so bad she couldn't walk and she sat with tears streaming down her face, like deadly silent. It wasn't fun. I feel bad knowing I don't share that experience, but also grateful I got a longer straw. My teacher asked if everything was alright when we got back and when we told him he looked concerned as well saying his daughter had those problems too. It wasn't fun. Most periods aren't just something people can handle, and holy crap yours sound horrible, I send my condolences.
@Mojo_3.14
@Mojo_3.14 2 года назад
That Mom who forgot she was holding her baby is also probably operating on less than four hours sleep. She has a baby after all.
@Roadent1241
@Roadent1241 2 года назад
I assumed two kids, that's really not a lot of sleep, if I had to guess. But yeah, the brain is dumb sometimes. Very good at blanking things out though.
@somnaw
@somnaw 2 года назад
That childcare cost is having daycare or babysitters (or maybe they even have a live-in nanny). It only counts towards the having somebody other than the parents watch the kid, which is a major expense in many households with children, especially if both parents have to work. Some households will have a stay-at-home parent because it's more economical, which really tells you something about single parent families and how difficult that must be.
@dylandreisbach1986
@dylandreisbach1986 2 года назад
I like how that racist woman was constantly hitting the car with her door. Just another proof of how she is the one in the wrong here in all regards.
@thearoaceartist5463
@thearoaceartist5463 2 года назад
Me and my mum spent 15 minutes searching for her glasses after we did face masks. They were in her hair. In my defense, I _also_ wasn't wearing my glasses.
@Vahlee-A
@Vahlee-A 2 года назад
This is actually how I lose 90 percent of the polarized glasses I buy, even though I'm always too lazy to put them back in their storage bag.
@amarisfrede2
@amarisfrede2 2 года назад
I think that's a cute story. Hope you two had lots of fun!
@Luubelaar
@Luubelaar 2 года назад
One time I was going crazy looking for my glasses. Could not find them. My husband was just laughing at me. I was furious and called him an asshole for not helping me look for them. He walked up to me and pushed them off my head and they plopped down onto the bridge of my nose. He then said "will these ones do til you find the other ones?" Ratbag. 🤣 (We're still married. 22 years now. And I stopped putting my glasses on top of my head.)
@AuntLoopy123
@AuntLoopy123 2 года назад
I once spent almost an hour looking for my glasses, THAT WERE ON MY FACE THE WHOLE TIME, while my brother watched me and laughed his butt off. I do love him very much, but I got very salty about that.
@wolvie1618
@wolvie1618 2 года назад
Omg I've done that myself. Even was like "gee my eyesight is surprisingly clear right now, that'll make it MUCH EASIER TO FIND MY GLASSES"
@thekingwhostitches
@thekingwhostitches 2 года назад
Whereas if you’ve put your glasses down somewhere, you’re at the greatest disadvantage to finding them. I need glasses, to look for my glasses. Note to self, always buy two of EVERYTHING.
@celestiagalaxy7571
@celestiagalaxy7571 2 года назад
But then what do you do if you lose both of those
@playercircuit
@playercircuit 2 года назад
@@celestiagalaxy7571 Buy another
@Tasoq
@Tasoq 2 года назад
I once had them sitting on the top of head while looking for them, and when I looked down at a table, they literally fell down onto my face 😂
@river-collective
@river-collective 2 года назад
The one about manning up about periods is pretty similar to how people with chronic pain are treated. People who never experienced either seem to not understand how pain can come back and be just as bad if not worse. Like, some days I can walk mostly fine and other days I will limp with a cane. This can also be the same day.
@annnee6818
@annnee6818 2 года назад
Oh god that sounds so bad. Like thinking about hysterectomy bad. I'm so sorry!! You've had endometriosis checked I presume? Oh sweetie I'm sorry that blows chunks!!
@miciarokiri5182
@miciarokiri5182 2 года назад
My pain isn't chronic but I have always had bad joints, some days/weeks are fine, and other times I am wearing a brace or walking with a cane to avoid worse pain. I am over weight (issue is way older than weight ) so we are working on getting that down, but it is hard when I can randomly feel like my ankles/knees/hips are made of glass
@LRM12o8
@LRM12o8 2 года назад
_"Man_ up about periods"_ ?! 😬 They're women, that's why they have them! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤣
@mildlymarvelous
@mildlymarvelous 2 года назад
I have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome that wasn’t properly diagnosed until I was 16, I feel this. My mom never understood why I cried and said I couldn’t do it and needed to rest so much at the end of a mile-long nature walk… thankfully she is now my biggest advocate and is the reason I even got a proper diagnosis.
@enigmajindra460
@enigmajindra460 2 года назад
Exactly! It’s frustrating to deal with both
@triloization
@triloization 2 года назад
I lost track on what is nowadays gay or what a "real" man would do. These incels find something new to identify as feminine or gay every second.
@demoniac4821
@demoniac4821 2 года назад
Just do whatever makes you happy.
@stevebuffinton1094
@stevebuffinton1094 2 года назад
Here's a good rule of thumb to live by if you're a man. If you look below you or behind you and it's another man there, then you're gay. I always thought that would be a pretty easy way to remember.
@breakfaith3031
@breakfaith3031 2 года назад
@@stevebuffinton1094 but what if you're wearing socks? Does it still count as gay?
@jockeyfield1954
@jockeyfield1954 2 года назад
@@breakfaith3031 nah. especially if it's the limited addition cars 2 socks with the rubber bottom. then it's completely straight, just chilling with the homie
@breakfaith3031
@breakfaith3031 2 года назад
@@jockeyfield1954 Good to know, thanks bro.
@chickenpermission1861
@chickenpermission1861 2 года назад
Honestly the funniest thing about the “pink panther” convo is that lions actually ARE panthers. Panthers as an individual species aren’t a thing, it’s a genus(?) called Panthera that includes many big cats, including Lions. Since the “Pink Panther” is obviously a funny play on the Black panther, which is the name for any melanistic cat in Panthera, it is entirely possible that the pink panther is in fact a type of lion.
@ruthfischer7615
@ruthfischer7615 10 месяцев назад
Isn't it actually from a series of French (?) movies where they hunted a criminal by that name. I think it was a comedy but I'm mot sure anymore.
@MedionSinger
@MedionSinger 5 месяцев назад
@@ruthfischer7615 It wasn't a criminal of the same name. The Pink Panther is a massive diamond with a flaw in the middle that looks like a big pink cat. Bit late on the reply, but only just seen the video.
@ruthfischer7615
@ruthfischer7615 5 месяцев назад
@@MedionSinger Thanks! I'm not sure I have ever seen a complete movie of this so I didn't know that.
@thelazygamer2195
@thelazygamer2195 2 года назад
17:30 Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t feeding someone else your blood a form of bioterrorism? Also, isn’t tampering with someone’s food a felony (at least in the US.)
@gaxalee7392
@gaxalee7392 2 года назад
I don’t know if it’s considered bioterrorism, but it is considered attempted poisoning, can be considered attempted murder, and is highly illegal. Also, yes, tampering with someone’s food is a felony because that can very quickly turn deadly.
@Amy_the_Lizard
@Amy_the_Lizard 2 года назад
It's illegal if they don't know you're doing it. If they know you put blood in the food and decide to eat it anyway it's not illegal because they consented. At least in the US. On a related note, cannibalism is also technically legal if the everyone involved consents.
@Gabi-vt4ex
@Gabi-vt4ex 2 года назад
It's definetely a felony in most countries
@Arkylie
@Arkylie 2 года назад
It's also a fail of basic Informed Consent. If you know a crucial fact that would make someone reevaluate whether to do the thing, and you withhold that fact so that they do the thing regardless, that's... that pretty much makes you a horrible person. Applies to "would they have sex with me if they knew X?" and "would they eat this if they knew Y?" It doesn't matter if *you* don't think it's a big deal -- if it's something that the average person would at least have to stop and think about, then there's a moral imperative to be honest about it. "I dropped the food on the floor, but brushed it off and he'll never know" is bad enough; "I ran out of chicken so I added pork, even though I know he's Jewish/Muslim" is horrible; "I added my own bodily fluids to this meal for my own effed-up reasons" is horrific and this woman should go single for the rest of her life because she lacks the ability to care about her partner's rights and free will.
@circomatic6124
@circomatic6124 2 года назад
@@gaxalee7392 So this is why every chef who put just a little bit of bacon in my vegetarian order " Just for taste" is in jail right now? - oh. Wait. They're not. Where was it again you achieved your doctor in law, medicine and Dining? And please google the meaning of " Bioterrorism ", if you are not sure if this falls into the category. Well, there is indeed a big queue to the hague., all Sushi Chefs and Steakhouse Owners. I mean who in their right mind would eat raw animal tissue or bloody things? And who are these 45 people that thought: I will just give this a like, even though it obviously doesn't make any sense?
@Cecona
@Cecona 2 года назад
As an Italian American I think I can explain the mozzarella thing. It’s either regional, or a version of the word no longer used in modern Italy. The kind of Italian stuff Italian Americans know tends to come from two or more generations ago. I’ve learned things they knew from back then don’t always line up with what is known in Italy today.
@logitimate
@logitimate 2 года назад
More specifically, to the best of my understanding, "Jersey Italian" tends to resemble *Southern* Italian dialects from several generations ago, before "standard" (i.e., standardized *Tuscan*) Italian became dominant throughout the peninsula, because Italian immigrants to the US came primarily from the poorer South rather than the (relatively speaking) more prosperous North.
@Cecona
@Cecona 2 года назад
@@logitimate yup! My great grandparents were from Sicily and Naples. This is definitely something common in New York Italians as well.
@dannin1278
@dannin1278 2 года назад
I can't remember which comedian said it but hating someone for being gay/trans or any other dumb invalid reason is like being in line at subway and getting mad they ordered a different sandwich. It literally doesn't affect you in any way. So why get butt hurt about it?
@MareeHassallsArt
@MareeHassallsArt 2 года назад
Have you seen how people react when you tell then you love pineapple on pizza? :P I'd guess it's like that lol. It's just really silly how upset people can get over others liking or doing something different to them
@mystuff8602
@mystuff8602 11 месяцев назад
Just seeing him loosing all faith in humanity multiple consecutive times during that vampire post is just priceless!
@honey_jeanne5565
@honey_jeanne5565 2 года назад
Recently a pastor from Austria (Christoph Schönborn) said and I quote: "Lieber Gott, lass Hirn regnen" roughly translating to "dear god, please let it rain brains". He said this regarding to anti-vaccination protests and honestly this is kinda what I needed
@RaraZeCat
@RaraZeCat 2 года назад
I might be very much against Christian faiths… but honestly, some people with their anti-vaccination bs… just take your Damn shot Karen!!!
@-alovelygaycat-
@-alovelygaycat- 2 года назад
That’s kinda metal ngl
@Gabi-vt4ex
@Gabi-vt4ex 2 года назад
In germany we say this too, along with the phrase "oder Steine, Hauptsache sie treffen" (or rocks, aslong as they hit)
@annnee6818
@annnee6818 2 года назад
@@Gabi-vt4ex Haha. Geil.
@annnee6818
@annnee6818 2 года назад
@@-alovelygaycat- agreed
@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos
@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos 2 года назад
5:06 everyone knows that gasoline is stored in the balls
@lucylynn4579
@lucylynn4579 2 года назад
"Honey, you hear that? We´re gay now!" three minutes in, already laughing my ass off.
@andressigalat602
@andressigalat602 Год назад
"Honey, have you heard? We're bilingual now!"
@Zualio
@Zualio 2 года назад
The laser rays above telescopes are "Laser guide stars". They help to keep the telescope steady and to correct for atmospheric disturbances. There are very cool images of this on wikipedia, too.
@Nickilob2006
@Nickilob2006 2 года назад
8:27 Wait... If this is YOUR wedding, why does he need to pay for it? It's not like you're marrying HIM, which means it's also HIS wedding, huh??
@chesh1rek1tten
@chesh1rek1tten 2 года назад
Being gay is like liking cauliflower and disliking broccoli.. I just do, it's not a choice, I can't change it. Treating me like I'm a worse person for it is stupid, bigoted, and hurtful. Easy analogy.
@18Hongo
@18Hongo 2 года назад
You're not a worse person for being gay... But for preferring cauliflower to broccoli? You are Hitler Osama Bin Laden Hitler.
@MynicknameisViolet
@MynicknameisViolet 2 года назад
17:35 who's gonna tell her that thing we have every month is mostly ripped up tissue. That girl is a cannibal, not vampire
@acorlan145
@acorlan145 Год назад
16:20 she sounds like one of those birds that just repeat whatever you say to them
@dodgermutt
@dodgermutt 2 года назад
Related to the Eye of Sauron thing when I worked at Convergys they promoted a coworker to manager and we were happy for him until he turned out to be a really shitty boss. I started calling him Quisling and not long after everyone started calling him that. Years after I left the company I ran into someone and told them about this and they informed me that not only did Quisling still work there but he loved the nick name and never picked up on the origins of the name or the negative association the name has since WWII.
@TheZincMaster-on1fy
@TheZincMaster-on1fy 2 года назад
Wait what's the negative conations for Quisling?
@dodgermutt
@dodgermutt 2 года назад
@@TheZincMaster-on1fy The name means traitor. When Germany invaded Norway in 1940, Quisling attempted a pro-German coup against the government. He headed a pro-German administration from 1942 to 1945. His betrayal of Norway to Germany has made his name into a label for all collaborators and traitors.
@kaiseremotion854
@kaiseremotion854 2 года назад
@@TheZincMaster-on1fy it basically mean traitor
@chinacetacean
@chinacetacean 2 года назад
@@kaiseremotion854 could you elaborate a bit on this? What's the origin
@kaiseremotion854
@kaiseremotion854 2 года назад
@@chinacetacean A guy name quisling was a traitor? kinda like benedict arnold
@Ariel_is_a_dreamer
@Ariel_is_a_dreamer 2 года назад
I remember learning english as a kid and once I was thinking and I formulated a sentence with the singular they. I thought "funny how "they" is also used in the singular" and that was it. I only found out what non binary was years later.
@heatherduke7703
@heatherduke7703 2 года назад
Except that ‘they’ is never used to refer to a specific singular person, only to a generic where the gender is unknown. I was in a situation where we were trying to use “they” as a singular replacement referring to a specific individual and it created a lot of confusion. It’s not how the language works. If I’m referring to a person who doesn’t want to use gendered terms, I’ll just use their name as much as possible
@Ariel_is_a_dreamer
@Ariel_is_a_dreamer 2 года назад
@@heatherduke7703 No, I was thinking of a specific person when I formulated that sentence. A man. But "them" felt more natural than "him"
@hailbones666
@hailbones666 2 года назад
@Heather Duke Language evolves, and this is just one example.
@zacharywindover9840
@zacharywindover9840 Год назад
17:50 NO. NO. WEVE ALREADY HAD TO SEE THAT SHIT ONCE.
@phoebemullaart1264
@phoebemullaart1264 Год назад
my exact reaction. like, dear cheese did it have to resurface?!
@JadianRadiator
@JadianRadiator Год назад
26:35 Reminds me of another haunted house story. Two girls went. Girl 1 grabbed her friend and ran out. Except she grabbed a performer. And said performer grabbed Girl 2 so that the two friends wouldn't get separated.
@GODOFAWSOMENESS1
@GODOFAWSOMENESS1 2 года назад
Not so fun fact: some serial killers are really charismatic and have groupies.
@JayTohab
@JayTohab 2 года назад
Do they have sleepovers, with giggly gossip?
@jenschristiantvilum
@jenschristiantvilum 2 года назад
@@JayTohab Some start cults.
@JayTohab
@JayTohab 2 года назад
@@jenschristiantvilum With share circles??
@neesashea1905
@neesashea1905 2 года назад
As a women the post at 23:27 kinda makes me made when research has shown that period pains and heart attacks have the same level of pain. We have uncontrollable bleeding and the same pain as a heart attack and get told to man up.
@dustinm2717
@dustinm2717 2 года назад
Gotta make a period simulator and require men to wear it for a few months before they're allowed to give any "hot" takes about periods
@neesashea1905
@neesashea1905 2 года назад
Yep
@AC8X
@AC8X 2 года назад
While Click was having a meltdown about what “childcare” includes, I was having a meltdown that he didn’t know it costs money to have someone watch your kids while you’re at work (and at night, if you ever want to go out).
@isabelcarrasco4528
@isabelcarrasco4528 Год назад
But 42.000? I just googled and kindergarten here in Germany costs between NOTHING and up to several hundred Euros per month. (I saw around 800 as the highest, super-duper special ones might be more expensive). That would put the normal upper limit at about (... 800*10+800*2) 9.600 per year. Not even close to the 21.000 per child and year she had.
@katesclabassi3857
@katesclabassi3857 10 месяцев назад
This sounds like the USA, and I'd say it's cheap for there but I also live in one of the most expensive states so my estimate might be a little skewed.
@TarynBeeswax
@TarynBeeswax 2 года назад
I mean, having a girl on top of me would indeed be homosexual I am a girl after all, and homosexual
@jsk-art
@jsk-art 2 года назад
"Don't make me call HR" "That stands for Horny Representative where I work." Love this. Sounds like something one of my coworkers would say. I work in a small, locally owned restaurant where HR jokes are well-established as we have no actual HR (but all get along)
@labj143
@labj143 2 года назад
5:26 to be fair, in the US puma can also be called a mountain lion, panther, or cougar. Same cat, but it depending on where you live, it has a different name. So I can see how wild cat names confuse people. Lynx's have also been called panthers through historical translations. Edit: Just checked, Panther is a term used synonymously with a number of wild cat species in the Americas.
@BloodrealmX
@BloodrealmX 2 года назад
The only panther native to The Americas is the jaguar because that's the only one that's part of the genus _panthera._ Any other being called a panther is objectively wrong.
@greason
@greason 2 года назад
Fact of le day: In the 1900s in the uk, while two men having sex was illegal, two women having sex was not. This was because the government didn't believe it was possible as women were seen to take a "passive" roll jn sex and you couldn't have two passives together. Lmao.
@annnee6818
@annnee6818 2 года назад
Hahaha. Being a woman had few perks, but that was one of it.
@18Hongo
@18Hongo 2 года назад
The British government imagined lesbians as the "And so... they were both bottoms" meme.
@Daremo6969
@Daremo6969 2 года назад
2:55 - how to say you've never had sex w/out saying you've never had sex.
@savannah4439
@savannah4439 Год назад
“Childcare” in the US typically refers to things like daycare, nannies, or after-school programs! It’s a common expense now that so many households have both parents who work
@vaughnhaney7020
@vaughnhaney7020 2 года назад
The "is he a lion" guy is technically half right: A panther is not a species and a lion is actually a type of panther. It's like asking "Is this character a wolf?" And the person getting frustrated explaining "No, are you dumb, it's a canine!" That being said, they lost me when their argument became "panthers aren't pink" lol (Pink Panther is in fact a member of a fictional species of panther though)
@damiencross8921
@damiencross8921 2 года назад
The Pink Panther was a diamond, that had a flaw inside it. When you held it up to the light and looked through it. The flaw was in the shape of a Panther. The same as cloud watching for animals, but with expensive rocks.
@sorenjensen3863
@sorenjensen3863 2 года назад
@@damiencross8921 they are referring to the cartoon, which starred a literal pink Panther. You must have known this before you responded...
@--CHARLIE--
@--CHARLIE-- 2 года назад
Panther refers ony to jaguars and leopards. You are thinking of the family name these big cats share, that being Panthera.
@vaughnhaney7020
@vaughnhaney7020 2 года назад
@@--CHARLIE-- A panther does refer directly to the family name
@adrianblake8876
@adrianblake8876 2 года назад
@@sorenjensen3863 In that case the fact that the pink Panther doesn't have a mane is self indicatory...
@tylerkovalskas9780
@tylerkovalskas9780 2 года назад
3:26: i don't know why some people persecute the LGBTQ, and blame it on their religion. you can be Christians, without bashing an entire demographic of people for being who God created them to be. I'm a Christian, and i have no problem with the LGBTQ, and i honestly believe that every time when a person is a bigot, and their defense is "oh, God wants me to do this," God is just looking down at them and saying "wtf is wrong with you?! this is not the way you should act!" also I respect if people have their own religion or no religion. as long as you aren't hurting anyone, you're doing things right.
@shinycaterpie4443
@shinycaterpie4443 2 года назад
What I find weird about it is even if you accept the "it's a sin" stuff they tend to do nowhere near as much to persecute people that commit other supposed sins as they do the LGBTQ+ ones.
@h3llbunn188
@h3llbunn188 2 года назад
Yeah, why is not being an @sshole so complicated for some of these "Christians" ? Like just be nice ??
@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766
@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 2 года назад
I may not be Christian, but I support this, if I was still Christian, I’d say they had lost connection with god and now are using god is a moral reset button, and god is just looking down on them like “wtf is wrong with you?!” Either way I support you for who you are.
@tylerkovalskas9780
@tylerkovalskas9780 2 года назад
@@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 i agree that there's some Christians who have lost their way, but i also know some who understand these things like me. it's just the ones who are misusing the religion as an excuse to do bad things who give the rest of us a bad name. just like every random large sample of the population, there's sure to be good and bad people included. that's just how it is. also I think that some good people can be taught some things that are bad by people who continue with those things, and as a result, they are sometimes raised to believe that LGBTQ is wrong, which it's not, but people are sometimes tricked into thinking badly about them, and it's difficult to convince them otherwise because they fear upsetting God, but they might not always realize that they are actually upsetting God by listening to bigotry instead of giving everyone an equal chance. i wish more people were aware of that.
@tylerkovalskas9780
@tylerkovalskas9780 2 года назад
@@shinycaterpie4443 that's a good point. i don't know how people get so upset about things that they don't understand. I'm straight, and I believe in God and Jesus, but i have nothing against the LGBTQ, and I think that people who are could be using their time to do something productive instead of wasting their's and other people's time just to discriminate against an entire group of people who are doing nothing wrong.
@anthonyrausch5708
@anthonyrausch5708 2 года назад
15:38 = Welp “THAT RELATIONSHIP LASTED ALL OF 15 SECONDS” “LOL”…….
@michaelmarkrealrumahorbo1075
18:21 Ok, so I have an idea: She say that it woman should cheat and I bet men shouldn't in her argument. Now, what if she cheated on a male who happens to have a gf? Does the girl that gets cheated on can argue with her? Considering that she got cheated with another woman and she is woman so she can argue. What will she say?
@Arcanist_Gaming
@Arcanist_Gaming 2 года назад
You know, writing an essay in Futhark would probably be a great way of memorizing the alphabet. I might have to try that some time. EDIT: 20:10 That "child care" budget is clearly for nannies so they don't have to actually _raise_ their kids lol
@ore2236
@ore2236 2 года назад
How is ENGLISH the christian language what the hell ? Ever heard of latin ? At least italian, isn't that what the popes speak ?
@anderssorenson9998
@anderssorenson9998 2 года назад
The Popes is from Argentina so his first language is probably Spanish, that might make things interesting.
@juanausensi499
@juanausensi499 2 года назад
@@anderssorenson9998 Spanish is, in fact, the most spoken language of christianity (thanks to South America)
@anderssorenson9998
@anderssorenson9998 2 года назад
@@juanausensi499 Yes, but wouldn't it be fun if suddenly the official language was Spanish and all Masses literature or communications were to be done in Spanish all hymns and prayers had to be in Spanish or they didn't count.
@katzea.a7880
@katzea.a7880 2 года назад
@@anderssorenson9998 that would be humongously costly but it would be a nice linguistic exercise
@missharry5727
@missharry5727 2 года назад
Originally it would have been Aramaic, the language Jesus actually spoke. But the New Testament was written in Greek.
@scavengingcrow3498
@scavengingcrow3498 2 года назад
I can understand the confusion of the person asking if the pink panther is a lion, the word “panther” comes from the Panthera Genus, a group of big cats that are related (including lions, jaguars, and leopards) So a panther is just a big cat within the Panthera Genus
@PaulTheSkeptic
@PaulTheSkeptic 2 года назад
7:42 Run dude RUN! Get out! RUUUUUUUUN!
@laurendoe168
@laurendoe168 2 года назад
9:22 This person has been watching too many alien invasion movies where the entire planet drops all of its petty differences and works together against a common foe. If we EVER did get invaded by aliens, at least half the people on Earth would call it a hoax. The remainder would argue about whether to fight the aliens or welcome them with open arms.
@animeepstudios9110
@animeepstudios9110 2 года назад
And some countries would accuse other countries saying that they are dressing up as aliens and invading their country. Remember the government meeting in the movie Pixels?
@85superHamster
@85superHamster 2 года назад
Those lasers from the telescopes are used to measure atmospheric distortion. It lets them account for distortion due to the air. It would not be visible once it reaches the edge of the atmosphere.
@imajinallthepurple
@imajinallthepurple 2 года назад
14:15 But... How can they pray away a disease that's fake *and* doesn't exist?!? 🤯😵 (And yes, that was sarcasm! 😏)
@wingsofkuiper1841
@wingsofkuiper1841 2 года назад
0:06 THE WAY CLICK JUST SLID IN LIKE DEAR LORD IT WAS SMOOTHER THAN MY PICKUP LINES
@ahuman5529
@ahuman5529 2 года назад
That's not much of an achievement (Btw for people who take everything seriously this is a joke)
@cuddleysquid
@cuddleysquid Год назад
Click you little rascal don’t make me call the police cause I’m not of age
@theenbee8222
@theenbee8222 2 года назад
The post about people with periods needing to "man up" is a perfect example of men pretending like they're the experts of AFAB bodies, even though they couldn't be any more unqualified if they tried.
@cerulity32k
@cerulity32k 2 года назад
11:52 Don't worry. We're all catgirls and femboys. We don't want to go to war.
@Verze4826
@Verze4826 Год назад
I am lgbtq and hate wars
@AlexDayz
@AlexDayz 2 года назад
Weirdly enough that tweet saying that “can we have a black superhero without black in the name” only applies to like one or two I can think of those being Black Panther and Black Lightning.
@pinkneko13
@pinkneko13 2 года назад
So when I search for guys on tinder should I go, "lesbian searching for someone to be gay for me"?
@LivingEpicness1
@LivingEpicness1 2 года назад
The vampire girl TOTALLy grossed me out. 🤢🤮
@thomascoleman3545
@thomascoleman3545 2 года назад
24:11 “now it’s locked in” *proceeds to break it more* I was dead from that 😂😂
@Someone-dv7hw
@Someone-dv7hw 2 года назад
Everyone who wears glasses has done the "looking for them while on the nose" at least once in their life... but I believe my friend from primary school still holds the record. She needed us to tell her that she was wearing them. Not only that but after she told us she had been looking for them since morning. In the second break. After 3h of classes. 3 hours of staring at the whiteboard being able to read everything and she still didn't figure it out xD In hindsight I almost believe she must have been trolling but that's what happened when we were like 3rd grade or smth
@thomasthetrain2939
@thomasthetrain2939 2 года назад
2:25 this concept is actually called "la Banalité du Mal" in french, introduced by American Jewish philosopher and journalist Hannah Arendt, on the trial of Adolf Eichman, one of the major organisers of the Holocaust. She was expecting to see an incredibly intelligent and charismatic man, but ended up facing a normal, almost pathetic man, who continuously protected himself by claiming that he was only following orders as a citizen of the IIIrd Reich.
@mistressa3933
@mistressa3933 Год назад
1:42 okay, this thing. I think the person is one of those neo Yahtzees because actual good Germans wouldn’t say such a thing. They would most certainly say stuff like, “what we did during ww2 was terrible and wrong, many were fear mongered into doing something very wrong but they still did what they did and there’s no possibility of forgiveness from anyone in the world who was hurt by this horrible situation.” Normal Germans would never say what this person did and actually how much do you want to bet that the neo Yahtzee person is in fact an American who did an ancestry test and found they were like 0.005% German and made some bs up so they could explain away their antisemitism and very Yahtzee stuff.
@kencollins1186
@kencollins1186 2 года назад
About that $80,000 wedding: I am clergy, and right before a wedding (which had a reasonable cost by the way) the bride smiled at me and said "This is going to be the happiest day of my life!" I said, "I hope not. That would mean it is only downhill from here on out." Later, she had a problem with on of the sleeves on the the wedding dress. I reassured her that it was okay, she was not supposed to have a lot of experience in wearing wedding dresses.
@John_Weiss
@John_Weiss 2 года назад
10:17 Fun Fact! The way that Italian-Americans say words like, "mozzarella," "ricotta," "manicotti," and others is actually the anglicized versions of the Southern-Italian-Dialects' versions of those words. And specifically, the way those Southern Italian Dialects were spoken _at the start of the 20th Century._ The final vowels tended to be dropped. And voiceless-stops were unaspirated, which to an English-speaker's ears sound the same as the voiced-stop. To whit: unaspirated-"K" would sound like "G", unaspirated-"P" would sound like "B", etc. Still, the way most Americans say these words is completely wrong. "Man-a-cot-ee"??? Really? Sounds like a giant poisonous jellyfish, not a pasta-dish.
@charliekahn4205
@charliekahn4205 2 года назад
Plus the schwa is denoted by the letter I.
@tuxedokid17
@tuxedokid17 2 года назад
Can we just thank him for being accepting of everyone and everything. We love you man💜
@indumatipngtuber2790
@indumatipngtuber2790 3 месяца назад
My favorite thing about Gravy Seals is they made up a whole ass fanfic in their head where they basically made themselves the chad and their opponents the soyjack just to get mad at and treat it as though it's a canon event.
@wolfieisacat13
@wolfieisacat13 2 года назад
7:00 ma'am needs to go to the hospital..
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 8 месяцев назад
I would think it is safe because it is designed for being so close to the eye.
@pumpkin_314
@pumpkin_314 2 года назад
Hi
@ApocalypticEmu
@ApocalypticEmu 8 месяцев назад
I know this is a year late lolol but on that ludicrous budget post, childcare probably refers to paying the person/people/organization who watches the kids when the parents aren’t there. Like sending them to childcare rather than paying for their needs
@CuteHimbo
@CuteHimbo Год назад
25:55 My school actually pulled something like that at the beginning of the school year. Halloween day, where you can come to school disguised, advertised with many posters... The date was written on none of them, so we were only three students in disguise in the entire school, with myself being the only one to have a costume that actually stood out, I even went all the way to dressing like a vampire and doing a full face makeup, which was oddly fun but... Also somewhat ridiculous?
@dvckduckgoose
@dvckduckgoose 2 года назад
“You should learn Swedish” wait i actually am!!! I’ve been trying to teach myself for about two months now
@Liberablubly
@Liberablubly 2 года назад
12:39 Hey Click , it says "detect" not deflect. But i don't know If it works , that's for someone else to know.
@04cassiusphanthanhbinhjake
@04cassiusphanthanhbinhjake Год назад
Dyslexia comes in unexpected forms Pretty sure its just cheaper just to put a light
@spill-the-tea-sis
@spill-the-tea-sis Год назад
15:24 what about SC? The state who was the first to secede which led to the rest of the south doing the same? But yeah it’s not outlined in red so it’s not from “the south” 🙄 I’m from SC and no I’m not proud of what my state did in the past, but it’s pretty good if you get past the bad people 😅
@docholliday9058
@docholliday9058 2 года назад
19:50, fulltime, actually properly paid, private babysitter?
@benfletcher8100
@benfletcher8100 2 года назад
0:56 this article was obviously written by one of the townsfolk in the book 😂
@random6033
@random6033 2 года назад
21:55 I wouldn't trust Visegrád 24, it's crap. This one seems to be correct tho
@MaryLynnBee
@MaryLynnBee Год назад
As a nanny, that's below average for childcare. If you want private childcare, you have to pay someone a full salary. Soooo yes, it's a salary. Because they're paying someone to raise their children.
@conglomeratehq
@conglomeratehq 5 месяцев назад
19:53 child care in this case specifically refers to daycare or out of school care while the parents are likely at work. Can't really be like that here in North America
@TACTICAL_TICKLER69
@TACTICAL_TICKLER69 2 года назад
6:51 MY EYES LITERALLY STARTED TO WATER BY JUST. LOOKING AT THIS.
@gunsandroses896
@gunsandroses896 2 года назад
Same here
@dead-ed
@dead-ed Год назад
same oml
@maxwell-auel
@maxwell-auel 2 года назад
16:33 at least the Chinese know how to park!
@thelazygamer2195
@thelazygamer2195 2 года назад
“People who make evil choices can look normal.” *And that, laddies and lassos, is why serial killer documentaries exist.*
@thephantomspectator407
@thephantomspectator407 2 года назад
... You might know too much... 😈
@breakfaith3031
@breakfaith3031 2 года назад
Documentaries exist to convince, not inform.
@thelazygamer2195
@thelazygamer2195 2 года назад
@@breakfaith3031 It’s… a joke.
@breakfaith3031
@breakfaith3031 2 года назад
@@thelazygamer2195 nah b'y I thought it was taco
@aRandomMe987
@aRandomMe987 2 года назад
Or maybe they are just normal people but evil
@thunderborn3231
@thunderborn3231 2 года назад
parents: sends child to be educated to a higher degree than they were child: knows more than parent parent: *upset*
@Michelle.G.S1003
@Michelle.G.S1003 2 года назад
“Childcare is $41,000 a year that’s like another persons salary!” Yes, they have a nanny who is making around $15-$20 an hour. It is another persons yearly salary. Source: I’m a nanny
@mikacakes
@mikacakes 2 года назад
Click not knowing nannies exist
@Cruznick06
@Cruznick06 2 года назад
It could also just be daycare. Its really expensive to have kids in daycare in the USA.
@EweOlive
@EweOlive 2 года назад
@@Michelle.G.S1003 how many tuitions and are they covering any kind of premiums such as extended care, excursions, and travel/chauffeuring during the childcare. Also, not sure because "prestigious" anything is outside of my tax bracket, but anything like camp/extended stay/sleep away also adds to childcare cost and few extended/boarding camps cover the whole set of school break times, so it's possible the general childcare provider also offers this service and then they were paying for a separate camp so it would affect two parts of the budget.
@fightvale57
@fightvale57 2 года назад
I just commented this.
@directrix777shinyshinyamyt4
@directrix777shinyshinyamyt4 2 года назад
Ohhhhhhh
@TheSentientCloud
@TheSentientCloud 2 года назад
I love how Click casually announces he's a bottom by shouting to his partner "honey we're gay now" to the "men bottoming is gay" meme
@TheSentientCloud
@TheSentientCloud 2 года назад
@Linda Les I really want to take it out of context and make an out of context click video lol
@AliothAncalagon
@AliothAncalagon 2 года назад
Having a cowgirl doesn't turn you into a bottom xD
@RatPfink66
@RatPfink66 2 года назад
Ya think maybe he was speaking in the voice of a str8 person reading that item to their partner? But if ya wanna get that way about Click i can't judge. If I were gay I'd feel about him the way I do about Charlotte Dobre. Which would be too bad because Charlotte doesn't make me laugh so hard. She's insider funny. Click is free-range funny.
@sarahpooler2330
@sarahpooler2330 Год назад
@@AliothAncalagon "having a cowgirl" LOL You know that's an adult funtime (hey onetopic) position, right? Not posessing a cattle-wrangling girlfriend. Sorry, I'm being a smartass. I just liked the idea that dating a farm girl makes you gay. So silly. (Well I'm female so it would make me gay, but you know what I mean.)
@carniethedat7071
@carniethedat7071 Год назад
Click is totally calling himself a subby boy through that joke. We can all see it, right?
@verbodenmagi
@verbodenmagi 2 года назад
When Click goes on these subreddits, he should have a bingo board for all the stereotypical shit people do 😭
@Artistic_Brainrott
@Artistic_Brainrott 2 года назад
Ngl id be up to see that 💀
@LilithBytes
@LilithBytes 2 года назад
ikr
@bobtdm190alt5
@bobtdm190alt5 2 года назад
he definitely should
@gummywormee41
@gummywormee41 2 года назад
I can even imagine some of the bingo cards: Karen Homophobia Scientific Inaccuracies (Totally incorrect facts, flag earthers, anti vaxc) Someone misunderstanding the meaning of a word Trump Supporter Scam Product
@certifiednerd542
@certifiednerd542 2 года назад
@@gummywormee41 UPVOTE
@Athlynne
@Athlynne 2 года назад
"Honey, we're gay now!" I'm pretty sure Topicy's aware of this.
@Forest_Cryptid
@Forest_Cryptid 2 года назад
Does this mean he just admitted to being a sub...
@LushiaKyobi
@LushiaKyobi 2 года назад
@@Forest_Cryptid Sounds more like he admitted being ridden 😂
@mangaanimefan3089
@mangaanimefan3089 2 года назад
@@LushiaKyobi Or that she sits on his face. 🥲 I'm glad they have a happy, healthy, passionate relationship but I didn't really need to know that.
@akane9959
@akane9959 2 года назад
One of the fun things about having a large diverse family is having a German great aunt who doesn’t believe the Holocaust happened and another Polish great aunt where only her and her mother escaped being sent to concentration camps.
@missnaomi613
@missnaomi613 2 года назад
I'm a religious, bisexual Jewish mama in the U.S., and I'm part German. We are all valid. We are NOT responsible for our 💩 relatives, just our own choices. Hugs to all! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
@missnaomi613
@missnaomi613 2 года назад
@@GretchZ thank you. Artscroll is okay, but I like my Etz Hayim best. Not to be obnoxious about it, but you may appreciate the content on my channel...
@dominiqueritchey6795
@dominiqueritchey6795 2 года назад
A Kane, that's quite a situation
@missnaomi613
@missnaomi613 2 года назад
@@GretchZ wow, that's a lot of information...
@circomatic6124
@circomatic6124 2 года назад
So where is the fun part?
@lucideandre
@lucideandre 2 года назад
It’s true that it’s homosexuality when the girl is on top. That is, as long as there is another girl on the bottom. It’s really the best.
@alex_blue5802
@alex_blue5802 2 года назад
The logic in that one was a little off.
@lassea
@lassea 2 года назад
But that makes it lesbianics
@foxinabox5103
@foxinabox5103 2 года назад
@@lassea homosexualianic
@lucideandre
@lucideandre 2 года назад
@@lassea which is still homosexuality
@LRM12o8
@LRM12o8 2 года назад
@@lassea ah, lesbianic: the new language of the lesbian separatists in Spain. 😁
@Silver_drag0n
@Silver_drag0n 2 года назад
"We should just put all the Karen's on an island" No, Click, they would tear each other to shreds, and that's too much paperwork for anyone to handle. Edit - OK, this is hands down the most liked comment that I've ever got. Thanks to everyone who liked and/or commented ^-^!
@amberkat8147
@amberkat8147 2 года назад
Why would you do paperwork afterwards?
@mizquitl
@mizquitl 2 года назад
I am pretty sure you could make this an insurance claim if you have the right lawyers.
@JacquelineUnderwood
@JacquelineUnderwood 2 года назад
Eh Russia managed it just fine, I'm sure we'd manage _(it's a joke, cannibal island was an awful tragedy that should never have happened let alone be repeated...google at your own risk)_
@MeFreeBee
@MeFreeBee 2 года назад
Can you imagine being the manager of Karen Island?
@Silver_drag0n
@Silver_drag0n 2 года назад
@@amberkat8147 Karens have families two, believe it or not- a majority has kids
@reaperscythe4579
@reaperscythe4579 2 года назад
I don't get bad period pains but my friend did. Seeing this usually strong woman who brushes off other pain like a champ in tears each month made me so god damn thankful for my slight discomfort and sleepiness. She has that thing in her arm now that stops her periods completely. She really needed it.
@SingingSealRiana
@SingingSealRiana 5 месяцев назад
I scare people with How little pain Response In Show . . .but If you are regularly in enough pain, that IT has you faint, then a broken toe, burned Fingers or teeth Treatment are nothing
@Dani-Claw
@Dani-Claw 3 месяца назад
PCOS is the super evil psycho version of periods. Existence is pain
@Complexicon_of_a_Startist
@Complexicon_of_a_Startist 2 года назад
"A woman topping a man is homosexual" Oh piss off bro Submissive partners are fucking adorable and that doesn't make them any lesser than a top/dom; let bottoms be bottoms and subs be subs, dammit
@spiritbx1337
@spiritbx1337 2 года назад
Nah bro, a man having sex with a woman is PEAK gay! Nope, nothing gayer than a man having sex with a woman.
@gazelle_diamond9768
@gazelle_diamond9768 2 года назад
I think you're getting a little _too_ angry at a random person on the internet that most likely won't even see this comment.
@Complexicon_of_a_Startist
@Complexicon_of_a_Startist 2 года назад
@@gazelle_diamond9768 My apologies, this is just something that really gets on my nerves While my comment was technically directed at them, it was intended to be more of a general statement; I'm inclined to agree that they're not gonna see this comment
@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766
@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 2 года назад
According to that guy, I’m gay, I’m the gayest thing to exist in his eyes
@Complexicon_of_a_Startist
@Complexicon_of_a_Startist 2 года назад
@@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 Yeah nah, pretty sure that's not how being gay works lmao (as a lesbian, I should know) You keep being you 🥰 (Edit: Well this is now outdated and I'm fairly certain I'm not interested at all, but I believe my point stands in that being a bottom is not what makes you homosexual, being homosexual is what makes you homosexual)
@jillbecker9535
@jillbecker9535 Год назад
Despite my grandmother being in the Nazi party, her grandparents had Jews hiding under their farm, and her aunt and uncle had a bakery in town that they used to give the soldiers food made with the least amount of ingredients and save the extras to give to people that they were helping to get out of the country. Apparently everybody in the family helped, but it was the kids that had to be the most involved in order for it to work. My Nana said she was questioned frequently about her grandparents. She said she had to lie, but that she was proud too, because she helped a woman give birth in her barn when she was 16 and she got to know in her heart that that woman would be free and safe with her newborn baby. My Nana is the kind of person that died, never wanting any recognition for these things, but in death, I know she deserves to be known as a woman who risk her life whose family risked their whole lives, and the lives of their children to save hundreds they are not Nazis, but they are the true heart of the German people. Dependable, practical and kind natured to a fault. I miss her every day Hearing these idiots on Twitter argue about how actual Nazis supporting the Nazi party are equivalent to people like my Nana and her family makes me physically ill … In life we make choices for what’s right and we stand up or lie down. So many stood up and continue to stand up today. ❤ never give up never surrender.
@stevendorries
@stevendorries 9 месяцев назад
Your nana sounds like she was metal AF, her memory needs to live beyond us
@SingingSealRiana
@SingingSealRiana 5 месяцев назад
People actually, Like you where Safe and a Monster a s a German at that time, without any question, all Nazis . . . . compleatly Missing how Not complying, being disables, being queer, trying to Help any of the percecuted groups could get you killed Just as easely! And still there are Stories over Stories of about people hiding and helping whoever they could risking their own lifes and families to do the right Thing . . . The people reducing everyone to Nazis and monsters Miss one vital Part . . . Many many of the victims where Germany too! They could Not euthanise people in Other countries after all . . .Just as people in france are Just as responsible for their deported jewish Population . . .they Love to blame IT all on Germany, but IT was french Police WHO collected them, the french goverment, which Made this executive decission! Had Not they helped, those people would have been Safe!!! So yeah, judge people for their own actions, Not asign g some aubitrary group for convinience! People Like your grandma and her Family where Heros!
@trickyagent127
@trickyagent127 2 года назад
The fact that we have people still justifying Nazi's just kills my hope in humanity
@badstate
@badstate 2 года назад
You mean like in Ukraine?
@bombdotcom2168
@bombdotcom2168 2 года назад
I already hated Nazis and Neo-Nazis before and wouldn't hesitate to slap one of the racist jerks- But now that I'm older and have family and very close friends who would be harmed if Nazi ideologies were still in practice I won't hesitate to slap anyone like that straight to hell.
@KyrieChii
@KyrieChii 2 года назад
We truly live in the worst timeline/dimension/simulation (whichever iteration of existence you subscribe to). 😩
@Sienisota
@Sienisota 2 года назад
Adam Vickers... Seriously?! 🤦‍♂️
@lunaticbz3594
@lunaticbz3594 2 года назад
@@Sienisota The Azov battalion are a Neo Nazi paramilitary force, that was made a part of the official Ukrainian military. Granted Russia also uses Neo Nazi's in its own paramilitary merc forces. Both sides in this conflict like to downplay their own use of these kinds of people. To be fair, I'm pretty sure if the U.S. was being invaded I'm sure our Neo Nazi's would probably fight as well... Maybe we shouldn't judge countries by fringe groups that sadly still exist.
@lonelyfroggy5787
@lonelyfroggy5787 2 года назад
12:00 one of the history teachers at my high school (Who was a US navy vet) said it best: "You know what the best thing we do for veterans is? Stop making them."
@goldengryphon
@goldengryphon 2 года назад
Most vets I know have this attitude and a heavy cynicism towards the government.
@MsLemon42
@MsLemon42 2 года назад
As a veteran (US Marines) who also teaches history, I have said this. As an aside, teaching history through the lens of a veteran is far easier to help my students understand why all these wars happened and some aftermath issues, like how PTSD contributed to certain post-war events. Even things that I never understood as a student, like why knights would waste their time and physical health jousting, make perfect sense now.
@erinyes3943
@erinyes3943 Год назад
@@MsLemon42 why did they joust?
@MsLemon42
@MsLemon42 Год назад
@@erinyes3943 Thanks for asking! They did it for fun, and for money, and for local fame. When I was in the Marines, we’d do stupid things, too. We had a fight club, or would punch each other’s knuckles, drink too much, smash stuff with fists or foreheads, that kind of thing. The type of person who becomes a Marine is usually the same type of person who likes to push themselves and take on unnecessary challenges, and I would assume similar in the knights. This is a hard job, no one would choose it unless they were already inclined that way. So they train us and then just…leave us to wait? We get fidgety. We lift heavy things. Some start boxing. We put our efforts into something physical and sometimes dumb. While I’m disabled now, you can still see this mentality on my channel with some of my food videos. I have one where I’m eating expired protein bars. They stink but I don’t hesitate to take big bites. I even vomited a little. But to me this is fun. A recent video I’m eating spicy noodles that weren’t spicy enough so I drenched them in hot sauce. Even though I don’t punch walls anymore, I can’t shake that “push yourself for absolutely no reason” mentality
@SingingSealRiana
@SingingSealRiana 5 месяцев назад
​@@goldengryphonfor good reasons, Born in the USA and all . . . Soldiers are often the ones Most invested in ending or even better preventing a war . . . There are so many Stories about soldiers having positive interaction with the Other Side but politic fucks Something Up so they have to Fight for BS reasons only to Return desillusioned AS hell to a world they do Not fit into anymore and that does Not want them . . .
@Santisima_Trinidad
@Santisima_Trinidad 2 года назад
As an engineer, i can say for a fact that 5'8 people are better than 6'2 people. This is because their center of gravity is lower, meaning it is harder to push them off balance, which means you can lean extra hard into them whilst hugging.
@arizonaexplorations4013
@arizonaexplorations4013 2 года назад
As a male, 5’4” is even better when dating a 6’2” well endowed lady. Fun times
@justafurrywithinternet317
@justafurrywithinternet317 2 года назад
@@arizonaexplorations4013 As another male, who is like 5'7, apparently I'm short by some people's standards.
@liviwaslost
@liviwaslost 2 года назад
@@justafurrywithinternet317 in most places you are considered somewhat above average.
@alansmithee419
@alansmithee419 2 года назад
@@justafurrywithinternet317 If someone refuses to date you because of your height you've dodged a bullet right there.
@justafurrywithinternet317
@justafurrywithinternet317 2 года назад
@@liviwaslost I mean, in Poland, where I live, I'm like... very average, maybe even a tad little bit on the short side but only a little bit.
@Conformist138
@Conformist138 Год назад
At first I was amused that he didn't realize "childcare" means daycare, nannies, and babysitters. Then, I realized that most countries don't have this system where parents pay a huge chunk of the money they make working to the people who watch their kids while they work, leading to cases of poor families struggling to figure out how to afford a job. Now, I'm just sad for my country.
@seigeengine
@seigeengine Год назад
If people had to pay that kind of money to have a child, nobody could afford to have children. The reality is that non-rich people just leave their kids alone, or with family or friends. There's really only a few years of your life where being left alone is highly non-viable, and often in households with multiple children, older ones are drafted to take care of the younger ones is absence of the parents.
@BringMayFlowers
@BringMayFlowers Месяц назад
​@@seigeengine "If people had to pay that kind of money to have a child, nobody could afford to have children." Cough cough, cough. Ka-hack. Aaaugh. Now where was I?
@seigeengine
@seigeengine Месяц назад
@@BringMayFlowers Thanks for spamming.
@Annie_Annie__
@Annie_Annie__ 2 года назад
Click freaking out over not being familiar with the term “childcare” was cracking me up. It never occurred to me how that term could be misinterpreted. To those equally confused: “childcare” generally means things like daycare, after-school care, babysitting, etc. Given the cost on this breakdown, I’m guessing they had one or two full time nannies.
@TheClick
@TheClick 2 года назад
haha thats even funnier if they consider 2 full time nannies an average family thing
@tinytealeaves
@tinytealeaves 2 года назад
Ty! I was going to help clarify, if no one else had, but you did it nicely!
@bobtdm190alt5
@bobtdm190alt5 2 года назад
this is definitely a good clarification
@cookiecraze1310
@cookiecraze1310 2 года назад
The funny thing is that they're assuming the average 4 person family makes half a dollars per year.
@jake8748
@jake8748 2 года назад
Childcare in Australia is expensive. As in many mothers dont go back to work because the salary is barely worth it after the childcare cost until they get to school. 21k per child a year, say they work 5 days a week and work 40 weeks of the year thats 200 days of childcare, @$100 a day. The average cost in my city is $105.29 per day. That couple is delusional though if they think a combined income of 500k is average. 3 holidays a year alone is above average. Also 40% tax. Holy hell that tax rate is scary. For how little people in the USA get for their tax dollars via social security and health care that is insane. I think I pay around 12k on 100k salary here in Australia. Even at 250k my tax would be less than 60k total. If the US taxes people that much you should have universal healthcare, free education and college and a really good social security unemployment benefits.
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