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@tonypeppermint5329
@tonypeppermint5329 2 года назад
That waterfall one, it gets worse apparently. That water that dyed blue was apparently a town's drinking water.
@marchcross9851
@marchcross9851 2 года назад
If I remember right, it was during a drought too
@kirbleh
@kirbleh 2 года назад
did the parents get fined?
@Drag0nmaster
@Drag0nmaster 2 года назад
@@kirbleh I would hope so?!?
@GirishManeShine
@GirishManeShine 2 года назад
They could have put up lights or something and achieved same results..
@lista2308
@lista2308 2 года назад
@@kirbleh yes, and there may also be a criminal charge later
@blazer168
@blazer168 2 года назад
The negligence of the cops leaving their car on train tracks while they had a person in there was horrifying, they should be fired and arrested.
@mysingingmonstersfan1023
@mysingingmonstersfan1023 2 года назад
well its america so probably wont
@blazer168
@blazer168 2 года назад
@@mysingingmonstersfan1023 sadly I agree
@diamondsam
@diamondsam 2 года назад
ah yes and when they are arrested and waiting to be hauled off to prison yk what should happen, would be so unfortunate if whatever vehicle they are in gets stuck on a railway line
@Allegheny500
@Allegheny500 2 года назад
They were fired and charged, they also face civil charges.
@soumyajitmandal6028
@soumyajitmandal6028 2 года назад
@@Allegheny500 weren't they just put on paid leave?
@LunarisArts
@LunarisArts 2 года назад
HOLD UP! That police cruiser on the train tracks SERIOUSLY sounds like attempted murder.
@Degenerick
@Degenerick 2 года назад
I kept up with this story since the news talked about it. They definitely need to go to jail
@sallyparty1978
@sallyparty1978 2 года назад
@@Degenerick I feel like they need life in prison or a death sentence I dont want people like them working for the force
@Sylphaeri
@Sylphaeri 2 года назад
"we have investigated ourselves and found ourselves free of wrongdoing" "the officer responsible is on paid administrative leave" *radio silence* at this point we just pick one of the above
@caoinhnamkhanh2795
@caoinhnamkhanh2795 2 года назад
it probably is, and they're gonna get away with *almost* killing someone, leaving them in critical condition and she's probably gonna suffer for the rest of her life
@armasxd
@armasxd 2 года назад
It was 1000%. No one can be that stupid
@jamesbernadette6216
@jamesbernadette6216 2 года назад
Yea... if you kill a 2-y-o, you aren't taking away two years. You are taking away several decades of lived experiences.
@ghyslainabel
@ghyslainabel 2 года назад
The video did not say how the kid was killed. Some accidents are prosecuted as murders.
@kempolar9768
@kempolar9768 2 года назад
@@ghyslainabel The most common reason being criminal negligence, not saying that is the reason but there is a high possibility.
@ItsMinnowSeason
@ItsMinnowSeason 2 года назад
@@ghyslainabel with how she looked and how most of those kinda stories are, I'd assume she well- hit the kid to death or neglected them in either a bathtub or feedings
@DrumWild
@DrumWild 2 года назад
The video of the woman getting hit by the train is disturbing because she's screaming that there's a train coming, and they're dawdling about, as if she's lying, and they don't appear to care at all. One officer starts to walk toward the card, then gives up, and another 5 seconds later is impact. It's as if they put her on the tracks on purpose.
@kempolar9768
@kempolar9768 2 года назад
It either the most stupid cop in existence or actively evil, there is no other possibility. And both should result in jail time, either for gross negligence or attempted murder.
@gaiapurpure
@gaiapurpure 2 года назад
I’m half expecting it to come out that they’re corrupt and that they were, in fact, trying to …get rid of her…on purpose. Almost a perfect crime, except for her surviving and it all being caught on video.
@bravewater5737
@bravewater5737 2 года назад
1:39 "All children deserve to have parents, but not all parents deserve to have children." - A quote from somebody
@lilyritchie-cruickshank4969
@lilyritchie-cruickshank4969 2 года назад
The sex reveal waterfall was the drinking supply for an entire small village/town in Brazil (during a drought, I believe), which was then made undrinkable from that blue dye by these, who I assume to be, tourists' outdated notion that their soon-to-be child's sex is so important that the consequences aren't considered once.
@alicewilloughby4318
@alicewilloughby4318 2 года назад
If they use blue food coloring, it should be okay. Anything else, probably not so much.
@wolfwing1
@wolfwing1 2 года назад
I was going to say it better be food safe.
@OmniscientWarrior
@OmniscientWarrior 2 года назад
based on the people, objects, and words, I can conclude, your are partially a liar. this wasn't in Brazil
@myouniverse0613
@myouniverse0613 2 года назад
@@alicewilloughby4318 Whatever kind of coloring it was is NOT okay.
@Aliens420
@Aliens420 2 года назад
Even if it is eatable blue coloring, some people can be alergic to it
@NoAliasForMe
@NoAliasForMe 2 года назад
"a police officer, they are supposed to be perfectly trained" ... everywhere in the world you need 3+ years training before you can become a cop. in america its 3 weeks and a seminar.
@LazyIRanch
@LazyIRanch 2 года назад
One needs many more hours of training to be a hairdresser than a cop in the USA. Why I trust beauticians more than cops!
@sallyparty1978
@sallyparty1978 2 года назад
@@LazyIRanch ah yes. Beauty over lives.
@Underworlder5
@Underworlder5 2 года назад
@@LazyIRanch then how long does it take to become a FBI agent? a five minute lecture?
@kempolar9768
@kempolar9768 2 года назад
And this is just one of the MANY reasons I would never want to live in the US, it just seems like a goddamn minefield over there with how often terrible stuff goes down.
@alecLogan
@alecLogan 2 года назад
@@sallyparty1978 ? Hairdressers have far less “lethal accidents” per year than cops do, and probably wouldn’t get the same reactive “paid leave” if they did.
@cheezarose
@cheezarose 2 года назад
Burning a painting from an artist that millions could have enjoyed in a museum is beyond selfish and a major a-hole move. It's like a movie villain move at this point.
@iguanaqueen672
@iguanaqueen672 2 года назад
I've been complaining about that since it happened, I'm mexican and I'm deeply offended with what happened, he destroyed a piece of culture
@cheezarose
@cheezarose 2 года назад
@@iguanaqueen672 Works of arts like this one should not be allowed to be sold to private collectors. They should only be able to be purchased to be donated in museums.
@danielwilson8604
@danielwilson8604 9 месяцев назад
the fact that he tried to make an nft out of the destruction of actual art and history is... almost too on the nose.
@Itzhawkyy
@Itzhawkyy 2 года назад
“I don’t expose my children to any electronics” then how did he have a phone and an internet connection to post it, m8 got caught in 16k
@eliaspeter7689
@eliaspeter7689 2 года назад
I don't think that's a facepalm, he never stated he's doing that to his kids, he starts the whole thing with "I wonder if it's possible to..." Like what he says is actually interesting, how would it be if one would fabricate a whole different world around someone like in the Truman show? Or taking it even further?
@sayiantom
@sayiantom 2 года назад
Thing is though the 'farm, the house, and even clothes' would also be considered 'technology' so huge fail with just that. You want no tech, you are going to need to go full on 'animal'
@brianbenoit6883
@brianbenoit6883 2 года назад
what does a telephone have to do with taking pictures??? but yes, he would have to bring the photo to the library to scan it and to get internet access like the rest of us.
@alecLogan
@alecLogan 2 года назад
@@eliaspeter7689 dude either never heard of the Amish, or decided they somehow were not pre-tech enough for him.
@midnightfox653
@midnightfox653 2 года назад
So, I looked up the foster parent one (it was in Utah) and it's a plea deal so lower sentence and the charge was originally aggravated murder, but got toned down to first-degree felony child abuse homicide. It seems like it was abuse then failing to seek treatment which led to the child's death. But they have evidence of the fact that she googled internal bleeding and the like and then did not take the child to the doctor. A huge failure of responsibly even ignoring the fact that she was likely the cause of the injuries in the first place.
@olofskivarp
@olofskivarp 2 года назад
I personally like the "gender reveal party has gone too far" Yeah, polluting the local river is the worst thing that has happened with one of those parties Next step would probably have to involve a forest fire or a demonetised grandma, but no one would do anything that dangerous
@kempolar9768
@kempolar9768 2 года назад
Thats what I was thinking, I'm pretty sure gender reveal parties started going over the line 15 years ago back when I was 4.
@Hanmacx
@Hanmacx 2 года назад
There was a Forest Fire by Gender Reveal Party in the USA
@wessexdruid7598
@wessexdruid7598 2 года назад
The forest fire was due to a gender reveal in California, wasn't it? Burnt down many people's homes.
@AliceUmoh
@AliceUmoh 2 года назад
Trust me when I say the Forest fire incident happened already
@olofskivarp
@olofskivarp 2 года назад
@@AliceUmoh yeah I know, and the grandma put to eternal sleep too by by some kind of homemade firework turned grenade
@kempolar9768
@kempolar9768 2 года назад
At one of my work places I met someone like the girl at 2:36, and they genuinely do not understand what the issue is in destroying multiple cars per year in reckless accidents. The only thing that stops them are car payments, if they can drain their family dry they wont care, but thankfully this girls parents/friends evidentially are putting their foot down.
@ryeryeryerye
@ryeryeryerye 2 года назад
Just wait until they’ve gotten in an accident…then they’ll see
@kempolar9768
@kempolar9768 2 года назад
@@ryeryeryerye that's the thing though, they have, many times. The guy I talked to had gotten in 6 total crashes.
@itsafunnyoldworld
@itsafunnyoldworld 2 года назад
@@kempolar9768 What happens if they end up killing somebody because of such selfish, reckless driving?
@kempolar9768
@kempolar9768 2 года назад
@@itsafunnyoldworld Jail and governmental intervention I would hope. I didn't stick very close to my old colleague for obvious reason, so I'm not sure where he's at now.
@hollowwoods7130
@hollowwoods7130 2 года назад
@@kempolar9768 Ngl I hope the next time they crash they are paralysed
@Kyoobur9000
@Kyoobur9000 2 года назад
In defense of 8:10… • Tiger cubs are smaller. I don’t know about dog-sized but still. • The person probably didn’t take the time to examine all the details as soon as they thought they were _maybe_ threatened. • Lastly, if you saw something chasing you that look vaguely like a tiger, would the thought that maybe it’s a _painted dog_ really cross your mind?
@tokeners
@tokeners 2 года назад
but still should have not come out of the car I mean like drive away from it instead of running 2Km? I mean they just catch you up they are faster than you lol
@Nylak-Otter
@Nylak-Otter 2 года назад
No. There is no excuse. It doesn't move like a tiger, act like a tiger, or CHASE YOU like a tiger (they aren't distance hunters; they use bursts of speed and stealth, not endurance). And tigers are *massive.* And tigers don't live in suburbia. Do you think that every yellow brindle dog in your backyard is a tiger? No? Congrats, you have common sense. By this line of thinking, it would be more defensible to think that every tan dog with a lighter belly is a cougar, or every black dog is a melanistic jaguar. 🙄
@ELbabotas1
@ELbabotas1 2 года назад
Black panther
@godzillabutwithinternet.6945
@@Nylak-Otter ima give em the benefit of the doubt, tbh id probably just run anyways, I mean its a quadropedal animal with tiger stripes that was most likely at a distance. If it was up close however, yeah I don't see how you could think thats a tiger
@corvus5801
@corvus5801 2 года назад
In that waterslide clip, there's a door at the low point where the person can get out themselves and there is an attendant down there as well. Also the slide won't let them send another person unless the person has exited
@bradlance6687
@bradlance6687 2 года назад
Well thank jesus for that! Looked like a claustrophobic nightmare.
@TruckingElder
@TruckingElder 2 года назад
Fun American fact, in regards to foster mom and 2 year old she killed. You get more prison time for an abortion in some states either performing or receiving, than the foster mom got. So I guess if it had been phrased as an abortion in the 11th or 12th trimester she might have actually gotten real prison time.
@Thurgosh_OG
@Thurgosh_OG 2 года назад
@Gi Gi Jake read that she was in for murder, so that's no accident.
@scmtuk3662
@scmtuk3662 2 года назад
In our family, our method of "gender reveals", is very strange one. If someone in our family is pregnant, this is how it usually goes. They get pregnant. They find out the gender at some point. They or their partner will tell the rest of the family. It's called "being normal".
@hypsyzygy506
@hypsyzygy506 2 года назад
Weird.
@LazyIRanch
@LazyIRanch 2 года назад
I like surprises, so I waited for the doctor to tell me the gender the second after my son was born. I know, I'm a total weirdo! People told me I should find out the sex because then I'd know what colors to use in the nursery. Pretty sure newborns don't give a crap about colors, but I told them green or yellow would be fine. My son is named Forrest Jack (kind of like "lumberjack") and his favorite color is green so I guess that worked out.
@Miroslava_Ivanova
@Miroslava_Ivanova 2 года назад
I get the cake or balloons ones, they can be cute if you're into this whole thing, but people just had to escalate and start causing serious damage with no thought into it, even after starting fires and planecrashes and now polluting drinking water 😑
@nvfury13
@nvfury13 2 года назад
In my family it went: 1) Somebody got pregnant. 2a) Someone in the family would, without thinking about it, buy a gendered gift. (or) 2b) One of the kids in the family would say what it will be, all the other kids would agree. 3) The gender seemingly randomly decided before the doctors could tell by the family member turns out to be correct.
@ilovegdcologne_
@ilovegdcologne_ 10 месяцев назад
watching this because i need to feel how i was watching his videos so long ago
@colluusson
@colluusson 2 года назад
For the Fridah Kahlo painting. Here in México frida khalo paintings are considered a national relic, and it is a federal crime to destroy them. But now that he is facing charges from the MX gov they revealed the painting was a fake, and now he is facing charges in the US as well for money laundering.
@autonomouscollective2599
@autonomouscollective2599 2 года назад
But I am relieved it wasn’t a real Frida Kahlo.
@jerryeubanks3177
@jerryeubanks3177 2 года назад
I know the Titanic is fake. Leonardo is still alive.
@animasternorris6508
@animasternorris6508 2 года назад
My whole life has been a lie?
@JohnnyMegabyteCanada
@JohnnyMegabyteCanada 2 года назад
mind blown. LOL
@sallyparty1978
@sallyparty1978 2 года назад
😔
@christinamann3640
@christinamann3640 2 года назад
😂
@kimberleyo2027
@kimberleyo2027 2 года назад
@@animasternorris6508 always has been
@wolf1066
@wolf1066 2 года назад
7:49 - OK, just _seeing_ that is enough to give me the creeps. If that happened to me, I'd be in full panic mode, trying to smash my way out.
@Thurgosh_OG
@Thurgosh_OG 2 года назад
Apparently, there is a hatch and member of staff at the bottom, for these types of occurrences.
@wolf1066
@wolf1066 2 года назад
@@Thurgosh_OG I figured there would have to be... I hope it can be opened from the inside as well...
@miltonarijr
@miltonarijr 2 года назад
5:36 yeah, about the frida Kahlo painting burnt... Turns out it was a Mexican monument declared by the INBA (National Institute of Fine Arts), therefore he broke the law by destroying it and now will face a massive retaliation as the only one authorized to replicate the painting is, you guessed it, the INBA, not the buyer
@danielwilson8604
@danielwilson8604 9 месяцев назад
will they recreate the portrait?
@ChRiAn0815
@ChRiAn0815 2 года назад
"A police officer, that is perfectly trained..." yeah, let me stop you right there
@LancashireAndYorkshire
@LancashireAndYorkshire Год назад
Did get trained in the end
@PapiCito
@PapiCito 2 года назад
"Perfectly trained" I don't think anyone, even the police would ever say or think that lol
@agrobots
@agrobots 2 года назад
The police officer left the car on the tracks for extra vacation time. In the U.S. cops are rewarded with paid time off whenever they kill or seriously injure someone. This officer will most likely get a 3 month holiday
@skylanderlego4163
@skylanderlego4163 2 года назад
They were probably hoping for a Train crash, so they could get more than just 3 months.
@rateeightx
@rateeightx 2 года назад
10:47 As someone who's spent a considerable amount of time in the Midwest, They definitely do have accents there, Ask them to say "Bag", Or if they're from the southern Midwest "Wash" (Although I'm less knowledgeable on southern midwest accents, So that may not work so well.).
@SomeoneStoleMyHandle911
@SomeoneStoleMyHandle911 2 года назад
The accent one is hilarious because everyone from anywhere can immediately tell when they are speaking to an American BECAUSE of their accent 🤣😭
@criiiaboutit
@criiiaboutit 2 года назад
social media often turns out to be stupider than i think
@LostCauseRT
@LostCauseRT 2 года назад
And whenever you realise it just turned stupider guess what, it does it again.
@bajhi_
@bajhi_ 2 года назад
rat pet ?!?!?
@LostCauseRT
@LostCauseRT 2 года назад
@St. Haborym Einstein?
@criiiaboutit
@criiiaboutit 2 года назад
@@bajhi_ skyblock rat pet!
@criiiaboutit
@criiiaboutit 2 года назад
@St. Haborym hey atleast im still sane even though disappointed.. or atleast i like to think i am
@lillipupsmum8820
@lillipupsmum8820 2 года назад
That water fall that they dyed for the gender reveal was the water source for a local town and they are being fined for contaminating it.
@werriboy55
@werriboy55 2 года назад
The Profit/Loss bit. The first sale for $1000 is entered as a $600 loss. "They bought it for 800 and sold it for 1000. Meaning they're still out $600". I'm going to have see how he worked that out.
@audiovisualcringe
@audiovisualcringe 2 года назад
they thought that the person buying had exactly $0 and not at least $800, leaving them with -$800 after the purchase and $200 after selling, leaving them $600 short of the total $800 they supposedly spent from nothing
@werriboy55
@werriboy55 2 года назад
@@audiovisualcringe Dude has a promising future as a creative accountant.
@AnAnonymousAuditor
@AnAnonymousAuditor 2 года назад
@@audiovisualcringe The thing is, that's still $200 in profit: it doesn't matter how much money you have unless you're not allowed to go into debt. And doing everything that the problem said leaves you with $400 in profit.
@propio2957
@propio2957 2 года назад
Maybe I'm stupid as well, but I'm kind of with the person in the video...I mean, regardless of how much money you have before buying or selling anything, you end up with less than that at the end... Edit: I figured out where I went wrong, yes I'm stupid 😂 My own mental gymnastics are honestly astounding. Let me explain what I did, because I think it's the same as what that person did. Buy a thing for 800 dollars, you're down 800. Sell it for 1000, which is a 200 dollar difference. FOR WHATEVER REASON (I still can't believe I did this) that profit offset your cost by taking 200 away from the 800 you spent, leaving you with -600 (I know, it's bad). Then spending 1100, you would then have -1700, so selling it for 1300 would still leave you with a $400 debt. How the heck I did the math so wrong in the first part and actually right it the second, I'll never know
@christinacartter9784
@christinacartter9784 2 года назад
@@AnAnonymousAuditor $300, not 4.
@schanulsiboi0837
@schanulsiboi0837 2 года назад
4:10 that's also why god doesn't want you to use his name in vain, he prefers to watch from the bushes like they don't know he's there
@zanetmh
@zanetmh 2 года назад
3:15 if you love driving drunk here's what you can do. Get a beer and play Mario Kart, Crash Team Racing or any racing game ever and never drive drunk in a real life. All people who get drunk and then get into a car are just asking to lose their lives
@satannstuff
@satannstuff 2 года назад
Oh no it's way worse than that, they're gambling with other people's lives.
@dylansickinger545
@dylansickinger545 2 года назад
11:00 They’re actually not entirely wrong. Technically someone from Alabama speaks with an accent closest to the original British accent, but England developed a new accent and America didnt. But they’re wrong when they say we don’t have accents because accents are subjective
@TotallyNotAFox
@TotallyNotAFox 2 года назад
Yeah, sentences can be very crazy sometimes - like going to jail for 3 years if you don't pay the governmental TV fee but you can get away with 1 year probation after forcing a 11 year old here in Germany... or getting away without any "punishment" for such kind of crimes, happened too
@someguywithatophat7599
@someguywithatophat7599 2 года назад
2:24 also, bows are a form of technology. Technology doesn't always involve electronics- stuff like bows, albeit old, are early tools used in hunting, ie, technology for hunting-
@tonkbutsmaller8008
@tonkbutsmaller8008 2 года назад
Yeah, technically, everything we use is technology, even rocks and sticks, if used correctly.
@jonahmoran3751
@jonahmoran3751 2 года назад
I mean farming is also technology
@goldngamer1365
@goldngamer1365 2 года назад
I agree, but i guess everything is a form of technology if you think hard enough.
@jknMEMES
@jknMEMES 2 года назад
"police officer, who's supposed to be like, perfectly trained" Poor choice of words...
@mururoa7024
@mururoa7024 2 года назад
A Chinese drone landed on the moon and took a picture of a square object in the distance. It's said to be the stage where they filmed the fake moon landing. 😉
@Cau_No
@Cau_No 2 года назад
That's Stanley Kubrick's studio. Everyone knows he filmed it, but he was a perfectionist, so he did it on location.
@shastaham7630
@shastaham7630 2 года назад
Marijuana - 40 years, murder -1 year. Actually, it's the same state, Utah.
@Jeshky2004
@Jeshky2004 2 года назад
"you stupid/dumb idiot" is one of my tops for insults. Especially when you read it in a New York accent (but they don't have accents apparently)
@Mintart1
@Mintart1 2 года назад
About the gender reveal in the second one, apparently the water that they contaminated(dyed) was the only water source that a village in a drought had so they basically killed that village with their reveal.
@noobfuzilado8661
@noobfuzilado8661 2 года назад
1:25 This happend here in Brazil. The couple was fined 10,000 Reais, de equivalente of 1,926.15 American dollars. According to a family member, they used some kind of pool dye.
@PokeMageTech
@PokeMageTech 2 года назад
…okay, buddy, decimal points. 1/4? Written as 0.25 (not as 0,25). Please re-write, because I am not sure what amount USD you mean.
@noobfuzilado8661
@noobfuzilado8661 2 года назад
@@PokeMageTech Sorry, I'm using Google translate.
@lilarrin1220
@lilarrin1220 2 года назад
@@PokeMageTech An American/British, I see.
@OmniscientWarrior
@OmniscientWarrior 2 года назад
​@@PokeMageTech you have much to learn of the world. some use only commas, some will use only spaces, some use a mix of those. wait till you learn of other things that will blow your mind, like a Dutch open quote looks like 2 commas, or that the Greek question mark looks like a comma.
@HelpMyCatBarked
@HelpMyCatBarked Год назад
​@@PokeMageTech even better. Don't use decimals. Only use the for decimal numbers.
@somerandomdude4588
@somerandomdude4588 2 года назад
I’ve seen the dashcam video of the train video (of another officer stopping by the parked car). Honestly, and I usually don’t draw conclusions before all the evidence is out there, but it looks like attempted murder. The car was _parked_ on the rails, and the cop was outside for whatever reason, ignoring the train horns
@scmtuk3662
@scmtuk3662 2 года назад
For the 4:55 clip: Bought for $800 = -800 (they're down 800) Sold for $1000 = +1000 (they're up 200) Bought for $1100 = -1100 (they're down 900) Sold for $1300 = +1300 (they're up 400) Therefore, they have gained 400, not lost 400. In total, they have spent 1900 (800 + 1100) on the cow, and have sold it for a total of 2300 (1000 + 1300), which means they've gained a _profit_ of 400.
@Skyte100
@Skyte100 2 года назад
I dunno. They seemed pretty confident.
@EnverHalilHoxha1917
@EnverHalilHoxha1917 2 года назад
Yeah man no I think you are wrong I'd say reread the comment?
@danialmoser2573
@danialmoser2573 2 года назад
+400. If you can't figure that out, please leave social media.
@werriboy55
@werriboy55 2 года назад
5:15 "They bought it for 800 and sold it for 1000. *Meaning they're still out $600* (emphasis added)". I don't have a lot of confidence in his math ability.
@EnverHalilHoxha1917
@EnverHalilHoxha1917 2 года назад
@@danialmoser2573 nah man I believe him and I have to disagree with you here. The guy is just too confident.
@klocugh12
@klocugh12 2 года назад
3:50 that's one way to describe your creepy neighbor with binoculars.
@Gardenofstardust
@Gardenofstardust 2 года назад
I remember in grade 2 and I wouldn’t stop talking about the titanic! And my friend went up to me and said that the titanic was fake. I showed my friend a history book talking about the titanic and he said “they probably heard of the movie and that’s why they put it in the history book and then his mum had to tell him the truth
@dylansickinger545
@dylansickinger545 2 года назад
1:10 I think they already went too far when they caused *two separate forest fires and two plane crashes in the same year*
@CJCooke
@CJCooke Год назад
This will forever be his final reddit video
@fatkart7641
@fatkart7641 2 года назад
That cop simply wasn't *trained* properly! 😅
@Remelox
@Remelox 2 года назад
In a sort of defense for the bathtub one, it doesn't say the kid has to take a bath. The kid can be fully clothed. However, it should have stipulated that if that was the intent. The fact that it was a religious school makes me wonder if they intentionally rolled the dice. "Oh me, oh my, that's not what I meant at all. Here is the picture back, good thing I didn't make any copies."
@kempolar9768
@kempolar9768 2 года назад
Any time it comes to children and a bathtub, you have to be dam specific and say clothed in the request. Otherwise you can end up with anything. Up to you whether you think it was unfortunate phrasing or actively and maliciously vague.
@ethanjohnson1231
@ethanjohnson1231 2 года назад
The whole accent bit, it reminds me of a video I watched. They gathered 50 US citizens, 1 for each state and asked them to explain their state's accent in their accent. The kid from Illinois was talking about how where he's from they don't have an accent. It sounded like he forgot about Chicago, and again everyone no matter where you're from has an accent.
@robertgronewold3326
@robertgronewold3326 2 года назад
Yeah, even a neutral accent is an accent. Midwest is low on accents these days, but we still have a few quirks.
@alecLogan
@alecLogan 2 года назад
I get told at least once a year that I “don’t” have an accent, but I’m 99.9% positive that it’s because I don’t use the accent of people around me/that I ‘should’ have. No idea what it is, but I’m sure it counts as a recognizable accent _somewhere_ .
@blacklight683
@blacklight683 2 года назад
i hate school we all do but this 5:54 this makes me thank God I go to school everyday
@robertclark2253
@robertclark2253 2 года назад
A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender say " Sorry we don't serve food " .
@TheDarwinProject1
@TheDarwinProject1 2 года назад
The cop who parked on a train track: in the video, both officers seemed not all there, like they were high, drunk, or sleep deprived. They should have been subjected to a drug screen/sobriety test themselves when they got back to the office or when the EMTs were eventually called (when they first called in the accident on the video, they didn't even mention a suspect was in the vehicle or ask for EMTs). But law enforcement doesnt actually gave a shit & EMTs wouldn't have assumed negligence by the cops.
@TL4546b
@TL4546b 2 года назад
The waterfall one is horrific, destroying the ecosystem!
@xaviercordova762
@xaviercordova762 2 года назад
1:16 it’s worse that was the town’s only water in a droughts
@samuelesanfilippo222
@samuelesanfilippo222 2 года назад
the biggest facepalm in this video, is Jake saying that the policeman was trained, are we talking about America? don't they like receive almost zero training (840 hours, or 21 weeks).
@Thurgosh_OG
@Thurgosh_OG 2 года назад
21 days, not weeks.
@samuelesanfilippo222
@samuelesanfilippo222 2 года назад
@@Thurgosh_OG then that's a face palm for google, because i copied the number from there...... Stupid me that i didn't even think about it
@8bitbumps
@8bitbumps 2 года назад
The reason it’s only 1 year jail is because it’s not a fetus.
@amethist6774
@amethist6774 2 года назад
5:00 i've used a calculator to be 100% sure, going step by step. 0 - 800 = -800 -800 + 1000 = 200 200 - 1100 = -900 -900 + 1300 = 400. i was good from the beggining but you can never be too sure.
@galaxyink5888
@galaxyink5888 2 года назад
The farm one, was basically the entire plot to The Village watch the movie it's a great shock towards the end
@kurumauzamaki2731
@kurumauzamaki2731 2 года назад
Not protecting the woman but the article could say she killed a kid but in fact the charges were manslaughter or lower which makes sense for how little time she got Remember just because a news article says someone killed someone doesn’t automatically make it a murder charge look into it
@TheVincident.
@TheVincident. 2 года назад
The baby shower actually poisoned the local towns water supply
@wisteria3032
@wisteria3032 2 года назад
5:28 as someone who went through elementary school enough time ago that I remember almost nothing of it... this physically hurt.
@Allegheny500
@Allegheny500 2 года назад
I'm admittedly bad at math but you had me rolling with the fake $500 profit. At least it was in the right direction. 🤣
@Ishlacorrin
@Ishlacorrin 2 года назад
I just want to know where they got the extra 100 from in the middle... that is the real mystery.
@HiEv001
@HiEv001 2 года назад
@@Ishlacorrin Huh? The problem doesn't state that they had no other money. They could have had a million dollars initially and the problem still works. Regardless, they've made $400 total profit, gaining $200 from each of the two sales.
@Ishlacorrin
@Ishlacorrin 2 года назад
@@HiEv001 Missed that joke entirely, you must be fun at parties.
@darthplagueisthewise4560
@darthplagueisthewise4560 2 года назад
As someone who has family in the Midwest they do have an accent. Everyone does, I probably do.
@Thurgosh_OG
@Thurgosh_OG 2 года назад
I was going to give you a thumbs up until I read the 'I probably do' bit.
@darthplagueisthewise4560
@darthplagueisthewise4560 2 года назад
@@Thurgosh_OG why?
@Al___
@Al___ Месяц назад
12:06 I love how they tried to make 2 points and got them completely wrong 😭
@Lucidirus
@Lucidirus 2 года назад
I can confirm that I was shown a globe, dinosaurs, the moon landing, and photos of the titanic on the first day I entered kindergarten
@ELbabotas1
@ELbabotas1 2 года назад
Your teacher was into movies too?
@Novamore69
@Novamore69 2 года назад
the waterfall one was the water supply of a drought stricken town
@RedBroski
@RedBroski 2 года назад
2:30 Ah yes, technology does not exist, she says, as she takes a photo of her kids with her cellphone connected to the internet and posts about it on Facebook. Yeah, they'll never question that. I feel like that should be borderline abuse to seclude your kids from the entire world like that. To never teach them anything. Imagine how distressed they're gonna be when they're older and meet any other human being and don't even know what the internet is. Some of these aren't even facepalms, they're just straight up rage inducing. Wtf is wrong with people, man
@jonahmoran3751
@jonahmoran3751 2 года назад
also she doesn’t realize farming is a technology
@christinamann3640
@christinamann3640 2 года назад
I went to high school in North Vancouver. At least 4 students walked around wearing kirpans and no one batted an eye. With the heavy metal long sleeve T-shirts, they were only guilty of fashion crimes.
@Thurgosh_OG
@Thurgosh_OG 2 года назад
But wearing that in a US school/college is just stupid. They should have had a plastic ceremonial version in such a risky country.
@brianbenoit6883
@brianbenoit6883 2 года назад
@@Thurgosh_OG Airport workers and passengers just wear a chain / necklace with a charm.
@jofloch9955
@jofloch9955 2 года назад
I got nothing against religious items or whatever but wearing a literal potential weapon on school grounds is pushing it too far in my opinion. Some people need to learn how to set their pride aside and leave the knife at home, it's not a question of insensitivity, it's about basic security. Don't even get me started on the "I won't use it, it's just a religious accessory" argument. What if someone else gets a hold of it huh? Never know when you're gonna cross path with a nut-job.
@sylve2474
@sylve2474 2 года назад
2:15 we read a book about basically this in grade 6, except they were also doing some type of vaccine/illness testing on them, and it was about the main character leaving into the new world and then I think trying to expose it or smth
@greysimpson548
@greysimpson548 2 года назад
Yeah, was thinking of that story as well :O
@BonnieBoots
@BonnieBoots 2 года назад
The lady that dodged the puddle reminds me of the time where they put it in the news that Justin Bieber shaved his mustache, like someone actually cares. It's facial hair, I got my hair chopped off, I don't see that on the news..💀
@jonahmoran3751
@jonahmoran3751 2 года назад
2:16 unfortunately the farm is also a technology
@tazhienunurbusinezz1703
@tazhienunurbusinezz1703 2 года назад
Oh shoot that student is gonna get so much money. Maybe it'll even be enough to pay for school altogether. The utter nonsense that takes place in the US is wild.
@MyRegardsToTheDodo
@MyRegardsToTheDodo 2 года назад
It's a dagger. I wouldn't want somebody to walk around campus with a dagger, no matter if it's a religious symbol or not.
@malice6081
@malice6081 2 года назад
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo ok, if it's a blunt object that can't stab, and it's a part of their religion, I'm good with it. If it was sharp i am in aggreance with the school.
@tazhienunurbusinezz1703
@tazhienunurbusinezz1703 2 года назад
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo and? I can carry a gun most places in this friggin backwards af country. Was he threatening anyone with it? No. So who cares? It's weird to be freaked by a random sheathed blade. We gonna start arresting students on their way to culinary school now too? They have several sheathed knives, I'd even bet they are way sharper than this one. fyi most farmers & other outdoorsy dudes have knives in their pockets all the time as well if you didn't know so is that scary too now? No? Wonder why THAT would be. It's a mystery indeed.
@TheSolidMidgetOfficial
@TheSolidMidgetOfficial 2 года назад
The devil lettuce? 40 years jail. K!lling a baby? 1 year. Oh America 🤦‍♂️
@robertclark2253
@robertclark2253 2 года назад
The first guy obviously didn't go to school because kids first learn the alphabet and how to count to 10 .
@teateline9659
@teateline9659 2 года назад
11:59 My favourites are "dunce, dweeb, pleb/plebeian and smelly head" 3 of them because of how silly they sound and the last one just purely because of how stupid you sound when saying it :3
@altarofshadows
@altarofshadows 2 года назад
Has a Mexican I can tell that Frida's painting are like nfts so nothing was lost there
@RumbleDelta
@RumbleDelta 2 года назад
That police officer was definitely trying to kill that woman. Why else would you park on LIVE TRAIN TRACKS??
@note5068
@note5068 2 года назад
bruh, the 2nd one looks like a planned murder for no absolute reason
@Jesse_IDG
@Jesse_IDG 2 года назад
Unbelievable how people think that the thing that has a ton of evidence is fake but they are fully believing in some farfetched, no proof idea... Calling others sheep... while they themselves run after some cult leader
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 2 года назад
Good news for the weed guy, simple weed charges are being pardoned (ik he likely had other charges and this isn't a simple possession but still, I just wanted to comment how happy I am about the pardon)
@jamesowens3523
@jamesowens3523 2 года назад
2:33 my grandfather was hurt by a drunk driver so if I showed this to my mom she would not like this girl
@ArtypNk
@ArtypNk 2 года назад
There's a train coming towards us, I can tell because it's night time and trains have hella bright headlights. Lets put the suspect into the car, and stand around it.
@cheezarose
@cheezarose 2 года назад
"Water is blue anyway" 🤣 No,Jake water is transparant/colourless.
@TheQuestionmarkstudi
@TheQuestionmarkstudi 2 года назад
Though I get your point on the last one, the name of the fictional island was "Isla Nublar" I believe..
@cjlite0210
@cjlite0210 2 года назад
9:12 Slow news day?
@rateeightx
@rateeightx 2 года назад
2:13 This guy starts of with "Not knowing what technology is"... I think he doesn't know what technology is, Because it's bloody everything. Clothes? That's technology. Farming? That's a technology. Heck even language is arguably technology. If you really don't want your kids to know what technology is, Then raise them as primitive hunter-gatherers, But even then it seems not unlikely they'd create some form of technology to make getting food easier or to provide shelter. -Alternatively, Just raise them to speak Vietnamese or some other language that doesn't have the word "Technology" or any cognate of it, Then they will truly have no idea what technology is.-
@joshuadunford3171
@joshuadunford3171 2 года назад
1:20 You forgot to mention, that gender reveal contaminated a town’s drinking water
@asurasyn
@asurasyn 2 года назад
The reason the woman was in the cop car, btw, was because she was hispanic and driving a nicer car.
@m1ntyuu
@m1ntyuu 2 года назад
Another weird thing About the cop train thing: the girl that was arrested was sat there screaming telling them a train was coming and the 2 officers didn’t listen 😃😃😃
@JoshSweetvale
@JoshSweetvale 2 года назад
It's called "fell down a flight of stairs."
@captap9344
@captap9344 2 года назад
8:30 wow gta 6's graphics look amazing! cant wait to play
@duckerdoo
@duckerdoo 2 года назад
7:12 I see nothing wrong with a fully clothed child sitting in a dry, empty tub.
@kempolar9768
@kempolar9768 2 года назад
Other than the fact that someone requested that, knowing that due to the vague nature of the request they may have received non-clothed photos. Pays to be damn specific in those situations. You can say that the person asking for them would never think of something like that and it was just unfortunate phrasing, except that the church does not have a very good case if we take history into account.
@MrOrdosan
@MrOrdosan 2 года назад
the fact that the guy from the midwest...the 2nd or 3rd most joked about accent in the US...claims they dont got an accent is kinda funny.
@shieldgenerator7
@shieldgenerator7 2 года назад
1:28 but if marijuana was legal he'd just be another busines selling his merchandise
@Daniel_Huffman
@Daniel_Huffman 2 года назад
As a _Titanic_ buff, I cannot tell you how hard the community has it.
@Soulessnight4
@Soulessnight4 2 года назад
4:14 i hope the dude filed a lawsuit, racial discrimination is not okay
@muchopreguntas
@muchopreguntas 2 года назад
The cop who parked his car on the tracks with the woman inside has a video that’s crazy. She’s lucky to be alive.
@markfairbanks3533
@markfairbanks3533 2 года назад
Police Interview in the USA. Has anyone ever commented on something you did with the response NO ONE IS THAT STUPID? Interviewee "YES" Congratulations you're hired!
@arthurmorganssickness1888
@arthurmorganssickness1888 2 года назад
At this point, R/Facepalm should be called R/America
@Topikkaperna
@Topikkaperna 2 года назад
1:00 it was lucky that us police cars are so heavely armored, that in a train wreck she survived. us is crazy. im glad in european.
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