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@kadaverklown 2 года назад

Don’t worry, they’ll pay the logo painter in exposure to their 3 Instagram followers

@sk8rgradient 2 года назад

“I’ll pay you in exposer” “....how am I gonna pay my rent, WITH FACEBOOK FOLLOWERS” “...yea”

@arandomguy1336 2 года назад

@@sk8rgradient BUT I HAVE 8. No… 5….2 followers! YOU HAVE TOO! It’s actually a lot of exposure.

@mermer3572 2 года назад

two of which are bots

@madiz4228 2 года назад

@@mermer3572 and one is their alt account

@squeaktheswan2007 2 года назад

And they're all bots.

@ThomasTrue 2 года назад

The scariest part about that Ohio law is that the legislation states that the examination can be carried out by "a school official", which does not even mean a it has to be a nurse, but could effectively be any teacher, a principal, or even just a janitor. Ohio has effectively legalised the sexual assault of minors.

@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195 Год назад

But “THINK OF THE CHILDREN” and “the transgenders are invading our spaces” 🙄 Gods the hypocricy

@waspsandwich6548 6 месяцев назад

only in ohio

@HereButGone-SorryFerret 6 месяцев назад

@@waspsandwich6548 Only for now.. :[

@moonyfruit Год назад

Gatekeeping sexuality is still a huge problem, too. Didn't realize that I was, in fact, validly bisexual until I was over 30 because of gatekeeping from mostly straight people. It wasn't until my sister came out to me and I had started thinking about it. I immediately accepted her with open arms, but she too hasn't had a relationship with a woman, just like me... I am 11 years older than her, and didn't realize I was being gatekeeping-ly gaslit since I was a teenager... I told my boyfriend of over 5 years about it as well, and he was completely accepting. Still haven't told anyone else in my family, as a lot of them have the same gatekeeping mindset, or just are "uncomfortable around gay people" /eyeroll

@psuedomyspace Год назад

I'm queer too (lesbian, nonbinary, asexual) and I totally understand how this feels. So many people, especially other queer people, try to shove us into neat little boxes and it hurts way, way, way more than it helps. I'm glad you have accepting people in your life.

@jackdodd1992 Год назад

I ain't readin allat 😂

@lit.8706 Год назад

@@jackdodd1992 You're the kind of person to go to a comedy club just to shout "You talk too much" at the comedians.

@jackdodd1992 Год назад

@@lit.8706 but comedians get paid to talk, this kid just has nothing better to do

@ObtuseMori Год назад

@@jackdodd1992 It wasn't even that long of a comment though? If you can't deal with a single paragraph, that seems like a you problem.

@ultimatecow. 2 года назад

The woman dumping someones ashes made me feel fucking sick, even if he was cheating messing with a relatives remains is beyond fucked up

@skygard49 2 года назад

He cheated. Now, what did that have to do with his father's remains? It's like "My gf cheated on me, so I'm gonna go key her sister's car because she drives it sometimes."

@silentsnow9254 2 года назад

@@skygard49 It was his mom's ashes. Also she got arrested for it :-D

@skygard49 2 года назад

@@silentsnow9254 Thanks for the clarification and news :)

@wilpri 2 года назад

The ashes are dead. Who cares. That's like the romantic notion of killing a baby when you have an abortion. So stupid.

@alexw.7097 Год назад

Like. I'm one of those people that doesn't see the sentimental value in keeping someone's bodily remains when the person is gone, and I still find what this lady did horrible. Like. If they are the kind of person who finds sentimental value in having those remains, doing that to them is SO FUCKED.

@TheAusar 2 года назад

The man just cheated, and she still managed to show herself being the worse person in that relationship. Impressive.

@amiableinquistionotter8559 2 года назад

I wonder why he cheated.

@DrDrao 2 года назад

@@amiableinquistionotter8559 No matter how bad the other person is, don't cheat, just break up.

@guilhermecastro9893 2 года назад

Murphys law at work

@OzCroc Год назад

Naw she was right

@guilhermecastro9893 Год назад

@@OzCroc she was not

@cake_9510 2 года назад

The "breastfeeding girls is lesbian" guy most definitely gets mad and says we're "sexualizing children" by trying to let LGBT teenagers know that they're not alone, and then goes and spouts off really gross things like what he said in the post. Guy's definitely projecting his attraction to babies.

@plainText384 2 года назад

Bf: "I didn't cheat, I swear on my mothers grave!" Gf: and I took that literally

@DrT0705 2 года назад

I hope the boyfriend is at least an only child with no other family, because she could be hurting more people than just her ex by her actions. What a gross human!

@austinluther5825 2 года назад

I really hope that was just a tasteless joke and it was completely staged. My cynicism and optimism are at war.

@devforfun5618 2 года назад

@@austinluther5825 it could be fake, it could also be actual ashes with a funny caption on top, but the dead person wanted to be released in there

@greenie15 2 года назад

@@devforfun5618 i thought about this too, but spitting on the ashes makes the "that's what they wanted"-theory break for me. I'm hoping it's fake and just normal sand

@kiyokumabear 2 года назад

@@DrT0705 Honestly they're both gross. If they don't want to be together, either one of them could just leave. They deserve each other if you ask me...

@Shantari 2 года назад

31:08 Keep in mind, this woman blamed wildfires on Jewish space lasers. And she's in congress!

@ConstantChaos1 Год назад

Regrettably she still is

@dmgroberts5471 Год назад

Beginning of the fucking end, honestly. I hope dogs inherit the Earth when we're gone.

@jutika5746 Год назад

very smort

@ZapShortCircuit Год назад

What’s her name?

@ObtuseMori Год назад

@@ZapShortCircuit Without even skipping to the timestamp I'm going to guess it's Marjorie Taylor Green (or however you spell it). Sounds exactly like the kinda bs she's known for. Edit: lmao yeah it's her.

@KaityKat117 2 года назад

"thoughts and prayers" is like sitting at the top of the well Jimmy fell in with a rope but instead of lowering the rope you call down "I'll pray for you!" Jimmy: "could you toss me the rope?" Rep: "I'll think about it"

@rosiefay7283 Год назад

I'd say that saying your thoughts are with the bereaved is fair enough. But adding "prayers" is tantamount to saying "I'm holier than thou because I'm Christian", and that is tasteless, more so when others are grieving.

@realjettlag Год назад

@@rosiefay7283 "And prayers" also sort of negates the "thoughts" as it's basically like saying, "I'll try to remember to think about this for a few seconds at some later time."

@Super_Panda_BS 2 года назад

Not so fun animal fact: You’re more likely to be killed by a cow than a shark. Yep, you read that right. More people die annually from getting kicked or stepped on by a cow. Also, it’s said that cows all over the world, simultaneously face the same direction while grazing, but that’s just speculation…

@jiqci 2 года назад

That's probably just because more people are with cows than with sharks

@Super_Panda_BS 2 года назад

@@jiqci 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

@cynthiabrogan9215 2 года назад

People assume cows are gentle giants. Cows can choose to be gentle, but that is a privilege they give you and not a right.

@Super_Panda_BS 2 года назад

It’s just funny in general that people think herbivores are gentle and kind… but they actually cause more deaths than predators do! Hippos, elephants, and buffaloes all kill more people than the predators in Africa

@MrPingu-tb5lw 2 года назад

Just to let you know, sharks kill like only 10 People a year and dont even want to attack us, and dolphins are even more of a threat to humans because theyre more dangerous than sharks, sharks also are curious sometimes, thats why they injure some People sometimes

@lunaequinox7333 2 года назад

11:35 In penguin colonies same sex couples will take in eggs and chicks that have been orphaned or abandoned and raise them as their own. Moral of the story: We should be more like penguins.

@youcantakemehottogo 2 года назад

Maybe we should just evolve into penguins

@aratheroddpumpkin 2 года назад

They'll steal them sometimes too

@youcantakemehottogo 2 года назад

@@aratheroddpumpkin all penguins do that. They're aholes

@rebeccarausch5276 2 года назад

more like penguins in some things cause penguins can be nearly as effed up as dolphins and i kinda don't want humans like that

@youcantakemehottogo 2 года назад

@@rebeccarausch5276 we're already worse than penguins dude

@lynxthegamer2960 2 года назад

I was in foster care, and you have no idea what i would give to have been adopted by a same-sex couple because they actually listen and assist you to pursue who you really are instead of telling you to do things their way because “you are just a nieve little child who knows nothing about the real world”

@ConstantChaos1 Год назад

I personally won't ever adopt a baby (unless like a friend or family member dies or something) not because I oppose adoption but because I want to adopt preteens and teens who have probably lost hope of ever getting adopted (Also its a lot easier to take care of someone who isn't just a gurgling crying ball of fragile and germs)

@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195 Год назад

I’m so sorry.. People are cruel when they dont understand and speak for others

@theghostybee 7 месяцев назад

The amount of times I’ve been told I didn’t know anything about the world because I was just a kid is insane honestly

@SingingSealRiana 3 месяца назад

Agree

@grmpEqweer 5 дней назад

@@theghostybeeAren't the parents/adults supposed to explain, and not just put kids down for being young?

@weirdalexander8193 2 года назад

12:09 reminds me of a story my high school chemistry teacher told me. They used to demonstrate the reactivity of sodium by cutting a piece off of a brick of it (it’s pretty soft for a metal) and dropping it in a bucket of water. Then one time, a different chem teacher with moon brain decided to do the experiment by dropping the ENTIRE brick into the bucket. The result? Minor injuries, a hole in the ceiling, and a ban on the experiment ever being performed again. Remember, if you ever see a warning sign banning something no one with common sense would do, it’s because someone without it did it. And hopefully when they do, they get it on camera, that crap’s gold!

@AnonimusQualquer 2 года назад

The thoughts and prayers one, despite the upbeat music to alleviate the mood is actually still pretty depressing to just realize how hollow those sentiments have been for so long.

@ConstantChaos1 Год назад

I reply to that with "spells and hexes" or something like that and watch the world burn

@realjettlag Год назад

@@ConstantChaos1 At least that's actually doing something.

@platinum_noelle 2 года назад

Fun fact, if you're using a rideshare or food delivery service and something like that post in the video happens, you're better off going to the police rather than talking to the service after making sure to check the app for as much identifying info as possible (should have the first name and license plate number in the app at least). You can let them know about it as a courtesy, but make sure to tell them it's a courtesy and that the police have been notified.

@ConstantChaos1 Год назад

Yeah the fact that they didn't go to the cops seemed kinda shady to me ngl I think they might have been trying to get free shit

@AlexandarHullRichter Год назад

Those apps do not give any identifying information other than first name. They especially don't give phone numbers or license plates (you can get a vehicle owner's name and mailing address from a plate in any state, and in the less protective states, you can get full reg info, vehicle history, driver history, etc., from just the license plate).

@JamesDowney 2 года назад

"In four generations everybody will be gay or trans or anything on the list of like 50" You do know straight and cis are on the list of sexualities and genders? I mean, technically speaking she isn't wrong for that reason.

@cheddarcheezit2647 2 года назад

R/technicallycorrect

@lottabubbles1596 2 года назад

I have a theory that the sexualities are equally distributed and there is no significant majority (like male and female being 51% to 49%) , but due to oppression and stuff people think that heterosexual is the most common and therefore normal sexuality.

@alex_blue5802 2 года назад

@@lottabubbles1596 I actually think some form of bisexuality is the most common, just from a statistical perspective because bisexual covers pretty much everything except the extremes on the Kinsey scale.

@austinluther5825 2 года назад

@@alex_blue5802 An interesting hypothesis. Have there been any studies into this? That would a fascinating read. I'm coming, Google Scholar!

@JamesDowney 2 года назад

@@lottabubbles1596 That is definitely a possibility but it will take decades to prove

@WishGender 2 года назад

I have a friend who grew up with 4 moms and he’s a pretty great human. (lesbian couple separated and remarried)

@BagelEnjoyer 10 месяцев назад

That's a danger hazard for yo mama jokes. Not only 1 mom, but 4. Truly the most traumatic experience a kid could have.

@ahemmentalgent7452 2 года назад

I once met a flat earth believer at my work and convinced him that Delaware wasn't real

@388C4CGREEN Год назад

good job soldier

@ApolloSketches 2 года назад

Whenever I'm working on like an art project or something I'll just put a random Click video on just to hear his seductive chaotic good voice. He is like the bard everyone wants to play

@NotJpTem 2 года назад

bro I'm about to do the same thing rn

@austinluther5825 2 года назад

He and the bard from The Witcher should have a suave-off.

@Yes_this_is_my_cat 2 года назад

I also like the length of the videos, it's just perfect

@duskform6487 2 года назад

Omg I do the same thing

@13crystals61 2 года назад

He's the only bard I've heard that isn't spoony.

@crwydryny 2 года назад

I heared of that woman throwing the ashes in the river, apparently she was charged with desecration of human remains

@ConstantChaos1 Год назад

She also could gave been charged with felony theft due to how expensive the urn and cremation process is let alone the fact that human remains, even ashes, are actually pretty expensive (you have to do a lot of paperwork to sell human remains but it is a thing for things like medical interventions and scientific inquiry

@maksymilianlegowski 2 года назад

29:45 It's possible they were trying to get in touch with a meth dealer. "Tina" is a sort of code-word for methamphetamine in certain areas of the world, so if someone said "Hey, do you know Tina?" that hints at meth. Or maybe they're looking for a lady named Tina. Either way.

@franl155 2 года назад

"But I'm a single mom!" - "I'm not responsible for your life choices" [] I was in my late teens when they brought metrication in in the UK. Sadly my brain had got so locked in to that system that I still struggle with the easier system: I can measure in metric and buy in metric, but I can't *visualise* metric. [] "In three or 4 generations …" Well, you won't be around to be offended by it.

@imweakfordeaky 2 года назад

I’m from the US, and we *do* use metric for for quite a number of things - 2-liter bottles of beverages, socket-wrench sizes (good kits will have sockets for both metric and imperial tools), scientific measurements, medication dosages, etc. But admittedly, on a daily-life basis, most of us still rely on imperial measurements. I am in the same boat with you when you say “I can measure with metric, I can buy with metric, but I can’t visualize in metric” - or as I call it “I can’t instinctively *feel* it” -- for example, take my local weather today. In Celsius, we had a high of 36, low of 21 - my mind says “oh, ok”… but expressed in Fahrenheit, high of 96, low of 70 -my mind has the instinctive, emotional reaction of “holy crap, I could fry an egg on the pavement!”

@franl155 2 года назад

@@imweakfordeaky - I'm trying to convince myself that if I measure in metric, I'll eventually have to think in metric, but at the moment I still think of two metres as "six feet and a bit"; besides, my house was built in feet and inches. [and lol I'd hate to find out my vital statistics in metric!] Annoyingly, in the UK tool and hardware shops tend to list everything in millimetres - item A is "1000 millimetres", item B is "100 millimetres". I get fed up with having to knock the extra zeroes off the end - and THEN converting to Imperial!. I also get annoyed when size is measure in "litres" - I was trying to buy a rucksack, but they didn't give any dimensions, just "size xxx litres": why should I care how much liquid it can hold? I want to know h x w x d.

@module79l28 2 года назад

@@franl155 - Your problem with the rucksack is the same I have with car boots. Why the hell is their capacity measured in litres?

@franl155 2 года назад

@@module79l28 - lol something six feet long and one foot high has the same capacity as something one foot long and six feet high! not especially helpful

@peterjf7723 2 года назад

@@imweakfordeaky I never related to degrees Fahrenheit. We were taught both Celcius and Fahrenheit at primary school in the 1960, and I remember thinking that Fahrenheit seemed stupid and illogical, I could not see why anyone would choose to use it.

@aidanpalmer4720 2 года назад

21:17 can we please talk about the way he says avocado.

@randomfactory3446 2 года назад

ikr 🤣

@mod321 2 года назад

It's not even the Swedish way of saying it.

@fiveelevenevan Год назад

26:11 As a Hard of Hearing person, this is hilarious... the Deaf community is one of the most accepting groups you can be apart of (at least in the current age), and then there's this guy.

@ManiacScout 2 месяца назад

I read Hard of Hearing as Hard of Aearing THEY’RE AN HOA

@fiveelevenevan Месяц назад

@@ManiacScout oh please no

@FNLNFNLN 2 года назад

Slavery is actually still legal in the US though, as long as the slaves are prisoners.

@JoshSweetvale 2 года назад

Also Illegal aliens aren't citizens and thus have no rights. Now do you remember those kids that got thrown in a concentration camp? Can you say legal slavery in America?

@FNLNFNLN 2 года назад

@@JoshSweetvale No, actually. On paper, there's a couple of the amendment rights that apply to everyone, including non citizens. Supreme Court precedence (US vs Wong Kim Ark, 1898) establishes that whenever the US constitution says "person", it means ALL people, not just US citizens. Anything in the bill of rights that doesn't specify "citizens" applies to everyone. Enforcement, on the other hand, is an entirely different story. The text of the law doesn't really matter, all that matters is how the law is enforced.

@RabblesTheBinx 2 года назад

Unfortunately, getting rid of that provision would make community service unconstitutional, and I don't think anyone wants people sent to prison for the kinds of things community service sentences are typically given for.

@FNLNFNLN 2 года назад

@@RabblesTheBinx That's a false dichotomy. There's plenty of middle ground there. For example, you could mandate that convicts can only be made to do work with their consent. Someone offered a choice between community service could consent to that instead of going to prison, while someone already serving time could just decline. This also illustrates why running to the constitution for everything is just really fucking dumb. It's ancient, extremely narrow in scope, and inflexible.

@catelynh1020 2 года назад

One of the worst things about it is that many times, those jobs are not available to the same person when they get out of prison. As in, they go to jail and become a slave, learn a skill and become proficient in it for slave wages, then when they're "free" again, they cannot have the same job because they have a criminal record. This is especially true in firefighting. Apparently prisoners are trained to be firefighters but they literally can't continue fighting fires when they're ex-prisoners. I think this topic was brought up in regards to California's wildfire problem, but has been true for a long time. Many factory jobs are the same; once you're out of jail and no longer making the equivalent of $3 a day max, they wouldn't touch you with a 20 foot pole.

@Cxste11xn 2 года назад

Slavery never left the U.S. Here's the 13th Amendment of our constitution. "Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction." Prison labor is slave labor- and poc have been the target for imprisonment since the conception of American prisons.

@meimei Год назад

antivax is such an issue measles are back in the us after being declared eliminated back in 2000, and when it started i always remembered saying "i'll rather be my autistic self than not to live those few years under your house"

@juiceboxfromthevoid 2 года назад

Hi click! I've had a pretty rough day today, I've been sick for a few days and it's overall not been great, our house is being renovated right now so everything is loud. I'm glad to unwind with a great video. Have a great day everyone!

@BlueSodaPop_ 2 года назад

I hope you'll feel better soon!

@rockto3973 2 года назад

Feel better!

@TreespeakerOfTheLand 2 года назад

Be well soon :)

@squeaktheswan2007 2 года назад

Get well soon.

@Fruityflootloops 2 года назад

Omg that’s the worst when it feels like your safe place is invaded even if just by noises. I have sensory issues so personally I suggest headphones and resting up since you’re also sick.

@GamePlague123 2 года назад

17:20,* ignores the person thinking photos existed back then*

@comorbiddisorder 2 года назад

"Oh my god, can you imagine having two dads, yo mama jokes won't work, we can't let that happen."

@Vhardamis 2 года назад

There's a really easy way to avoid that whole haggling / people asking for deals: stop answering and immediately block their number. 99% of the time that's problem solved. There will always be that potential 1% psycho that will text from another number to harass you so it's not a perfect fix, just the easiest one.

@דודזבוקריצקי-צ2פ 2 года назад

3:40 That's not even funny. The length some people are willing to go just because they got cheated on in a non-marital relationship makes me want to puke, and I look down upon those kind of humans.

@CelestialBunnyPaws 2 года назад

Luckily, she was arrested and charged, but it hardly makes the loss better...

@lieutenantmeatball5590 2 года назад

Remember when someone tried to cancel quackity for speaking Spanish, his native language

@tshellion3111 2 года назад

The stans get alarmingly weird at times.

@whyiwakeup6460 2 года назад

16:33 I like how there are 2 *very* different meanings to “packing heat”

@JVSkellington 2 года назад

Considering the amount of stories about children switched in hospitals I would definitely have the moms testing their DNA as well.

@mlo-mrs 2 года назад

0:08 I was like 'but im gay' but then few seconds later you turn the tables 💀💀💀

@singsong7874 2 года назад

“You can’t hold hands with a woman!” Me, biromantic homosexual woman: Umm

@Beeblebubble 2 года назад

He's supportive of all LBGTQ ^^

@canyounotmydude9155 2 года назад

@@Beeblebubble who said he wasn’t?

@Beeblebubble 2 года назад

@@canyounotmydude9155 I'm bad at sarcasm ;-; I didn't realize it was sarcastic

@SebastianTombs 2 года назад

Does "biromantic" mean you love ballpoint pens?

@VeraExora 2 года назад

@@SebastianTombs I laughed... Like... So hard...

@overworkedwarlock94 2 года назад

31:16 Do I need to bring out the Left Handed population chart for this?

@silverflight01 2 года назад

She won't look at it. I'm sure about that.

@milksheihk 2 года назад

11:25 It's one of those game shows that is only for married people, two unmarried people entered but she's gone off script.

@thecrimsonmonarch4113 2 года назад

A door dasher yelled at me to the point that I had a panic attack. This was at work. The front end manager told door dash. They said that they couldn't do anything unless the customer themselves said something/had a complaint. Luckily, the manager was able to kick him out for cussing her and myself out

@kiyokumabear 2 года назад

I'm not sure why people call businesses instead of a lawyer... Door Dash has 0 interest in dealing with misbehaving dashers. They aren't even direct employees, they're contractors.

@WhatsInANameArts 2 года назад

20:40 i would like to point out a song by Grandson called Thoughts & Prayers that is about this exact thing thought and prayers do nothing, they fix absolutely nothing, what they are is an escape route for actually having to say something meaningful or doing something helpful.

@gigifabulous 2 года назад

4:00 It's also illegal, because it's desecration of a corpse. And then she filmed it. And don't get me started on possible cultural practices.

@kissit012 2 года назад

No it isn’t. Cremation destroys all organic and carbon compounds including dna.

@randomstuff_723 2 года назад

I saw something saying she got arrested for it. No idea if it was real but I hope so.

@jimwormmaster 2 года назад

21:53: Yep, it was featured on an episode of Mythbusters. And you are right, it did not end well.

@plutoberry6393 2 года назад

26:39 I know for a fact that the only psychology this person has ever read was by Sigmund freud

@CelestialBunnyPaws 2 года назад

You just reminded me of a video in which a meme is read out regarding Freud, which implies someone revived him to ask if he knows what a milf is. 🤭

@A_Little_Bit_Of_Everything06 2 года назад

"Well good evening laddies, ladies and lassos" pure happiness in that one sentence

@liandoaethend2403 2 года назад

27:00 Wait.. by that logic.. gay men... Aight...

@Kyoki_The_Dark_Elf 2 года назад

oh god.........

@P0txt9 2 года назад

And straight women

@CybernerdShua 2 года назад

@@P0txt9 Yeah... This is some weird logic.

@Harrysatt 2 года назад

13:20 YA book love triangles be like:

@P0txt9 2 года назад

6:02 we are the Great Depression 2.0

@YennaAvyeon Год назад

If I remember correctly, when the war broke out and gas prices went ballistic, they were worse than in one movie (forgot the name) where they show a gas station during a zombie apocalypse.

@hjue44 2 года назад

Called in sick for work today but this will surely pur me in a good mood. Thank you for your amazing videos

@zottelhuehs6375 2 года назад

Hope you feel better soon!

@ianwarhover5390 2 года назад

8:30 the world isn't wizard jizz

@princeguts4291 2 года назад

Idk why listening to the click makes my heart happy,like his energy reaches out to me and it makes me very happy,I used to think at first his voice was wired due to how much flirty(?) he sounds sometimes But now it’s comforting c:

@ARCtheCartoonMaster Год назад

17:08 Man, this has to be the funniest mental breakdown I've seen in a while.

@sylwianilsson7618 Год назад

Did she really throw his mother's remains in the river? That's so not cool! It hurts my soul. I'm glad she got arrested, at 40 years old you should know better.

@ObsidianHunter99 2 года назад

21:41 I remember learning about this story for a science project, according to NASA it's an old Chinese tale, I forget the exact details of the story but most depictions show the chair attached to a device that looks a bit like a hang glider with a bunch of fireworks attached to the glider, reportedly the body of this king was never found nor any wreckage recovered so it's unknown whether or not it worked

@tonyhakston536 2 года назад

28:25 don’t worry, Click, we don’t even need to learn to convert because miles and feet are never used in the same context.

@Lastofthesigilites Год назад

My favorite gun control comic is a rabid dog chained up with a gun as the post and another creature is just outside of range and the dog is actively trying to eat them while saying "i wanna get rid of them to protect you"

@louisrobitaille5810 2 года назад

16:55 How many of those 40% know that it's true? We're literally coexisting with dinosaurs right now, they're called birds.

@twiistedpanda4781 2 года назад

Big difference between birds and dinosaurs.... Yea sure maybe birds came from dinosaurs but there's a big difference, millions of years of evolution, and possibly millions of gene evolution.... Thats like saying pterodactyls are dinosaurs even if they aren't... Yea sure maybe they're similar but they're not the same thing... Like for real... Take paleontology class seriously...

@ConstantChaos1 Год назад

@@twiistedpanda4781 I'm sorry but I think you're the one who needs to study up, birds are literally the avian dinosaurs

@SteppefordWife 4 месяца назад

The one time a customer got under my skin at work was this old dude who's had 50+ years to adjust to the metric system (the UK changed to metric in the 70s) but said "So much for education" when I needed to use a converter to convert between metric and imperial, which a. Isn't taught in school because it's never needed (except when old idiots refuse to use sensible measurements or do the concersion themselves since they're too stubborn to use metric) and b. I would need to convert the two so rarely that it's pointless to learn how to do it on the off-chance a grumpy git wants his lace curtains measured in feet

@darthzayexeet3653 2 года назад

I fact-checked that guy from 13:27. 10’000 USD x 365 Days = 3’650’000 USD 3’650’000 USD x 82’021 Years = 299’376’650’000 USD So around 300 Billion USD. Elon Musk’s Net Worth, as of now, is 215 Billion USD. He’s not that far off…

@squeaktheswan2007 2 года назад

19:16 But what if you use ar 15s as d**does? It would be a terrible idea, but surely someone would test the question.

@TotallyNotAFox 2 года назад

Everything is a sex toy - if you're brave enough...

@Idknlandwh123 8 месяцев назад

@@TotallyNotAFoxdon't touch babies 😭

@fencarroll9463 17 дней назад

American here. I'm thinking the literacy rate quoted are probably correct. We had a nation wide push about 30 years ago in education called, "No Child Left Behind." It was supposed to ensure that children would be brought up to reading levels before they were passed on to the next grade. They tied grant money to ensure that children passed reading and maths levels. They used Nationwide testing on a yearly or every other yearly basis to do this. Unfortunately School administrators started passing children through the grade levels and making them exempt from testing so that they still got their state and federal funds. The results were high school graduates that can barely read and can barely do fourth grade maths.

@Katzztar 2 года назад

21:55 .. I've heard a story about explosives under a chair to reach the moon ... The story I heard was a chinesse emperor wanted to go to the moon and had firecrackers under a throne. I don't recall much beyond that, I do agree that it seemed it did not go well.

@PaulTheSkeptic 2 года назад

That's what an artist actually is. They have the ability to actually eat, people appreciation of their art. They don't need money like regular people.

@Little_Toy_Soldier 2 года назад

I've caught COVID, I feel like death but it's not like hospital worthy. Thank you for posting this new vid, perfect timing.

@zottelhuehs6375 2 года назад

Hope you get better soon

@EaglesQuestions 2 года назад

Covid sucks. Get well soon!

@catelynh1020 2 года назад

Hope you were vaccinated and so it wasn't nearly as bad as it could have been. I had the vaccines and every time I was down for the count the next day with a fever. When I finally got covid, I was down for 5 days, 4 of which were fever related, and I honestly thought I was over my fever when I finally was down to 101F (my normal being 97F). I feel like I really dodged a bullet by being vaccinated. I really hope you feel better soon. Drink *lots* of water, especially if you have a fever, and don't be a moron like me and forget to eat because no one's around to remind you.

@Little_Toy_Soldier 2 года назад

@@catelynh1020 I was, and I believe that's why it wasn't hospital worthy thankfully! I've been down for a few days so far, and fever hasn't been present, but then again. I live in hot, muggy Florida, so I may just not be able to tell the difference. I am drinking so much water and trying to eat, but both are a pain. Breathing is also a pain, but whoever I get even a simply cold it's a pain. Mostly because I have a lot of phlegm issues. Sorry for the TMI. 😅

@catelynh1020 2 года назад

@@Little_Toy_Soldier No problem at all! I had my parents bring me a thermometer when I was on my last day of fever since they were already bringing me food. With no one else in the house while I was ill (good weather meant a lot of people I knew were camping), i had to keep on top of food and water myself and in the end my parents had to text reminders to me until my fever was manageable. Work also let me be remote for a while after I got better (until I didn't choke on my phlegm coughing anymore or at least wasn't coughing all day).

@Notapizzathief 2 года назад

With all due respect, I don't really see many people who've been 'cancelled'. Dave Chapelle is the perfect example - he gets to cry about how the 'woke mob' has cancelled him yet has just made millions of dollars off the back of his bad taste jokes. Pewdiepie still has a huge following, JK Rowling is still one of the world's richest authors and regularly gets interviews by the media, Dr Seuss books saw a big spike in sales following the recent controversy about racism in his other books, and the list goes on and on. The worst that happens, for the rich at least, is that a section of your audience leaves and gets replaced by a new, more right wing audience, and you get flooded with offers to go on right wing shows like The Daily Wire to use your freedom of speech to complain about how you have no freedom of speech.

@CelestialBunnyPaws 2 года назад

I mean, cancel culture doesn't just bite stars. I've seen regular people torn apart for tweeting their opinion. Heck, I've had it happen to me. It may not hit the famous people as hard because there's always going to be fans to pick them back up, but it's going strong and it's not fun to be on the receiving end of. >.

@gayjayy 2 года назад

@@CelestialBunnyPaws Cancel culture bites smaller people so hard. I've seen it first hand with someone I hold dear being called a "cult leader" by an ex-friend of his who he had a rough falling out of with. He's being harassed and blocked and called out by people who aren't even in the situation.

@tesmith47 2 года назад

@@CelestialBunnyPaws especially if you are sexist, racist,fascist,!!!

@simonwinn8757 2 года назад

You can't point to big name people as a rebuttal about cancel culture. It nobodies that are truly affected, they have no means to fight back. Let's say your ex spread lies about you abusing her, how would you clean up your name.

@Notapizzathief 2 года назад

It's not really 'cancel' culture if you don't have a big platform though, it's just the consequences of your actions. That's what the 'cancel' is supposed to refer to - like cancelling a show. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying there aren't a bunch of people who are ready to call someone a bigot just to feel better about themselves - but if your opinion is unpopular then it's not cancel culture if everyone disagrees with you. It's just called having an unpopular opinion. That's how it's always been. Can you honestly say there were never smear campains in the past? I'm not making any kind of a statement about what exactly does and doesn't deserve public outcry, and I'm not even trying to defend/attack anyone here. I'm just saying that normally when people talk about 'cancel culture' they're usually either trying to justify a mean spirited joke they've told as "just a joke", or else talking about some super rich celebrity who hasn't actually faced any real consequences.

@saulgoodman666 Год назад

12:30 this also works if you put them over a flame/heat source

@MichaelZimmerman-zl8zz 9 месяцев назад

22:05: The cat: *OMG they're gonna burn down an orphanage?!... Oh, right. I forgot I'm a cat and I don't care.*

@deaks25 2 года назад

17:22 It's quite rare to see Click lose his cool to this level. In fact, I think we should officially start measuring how dumb a person/statement/situation is by how annoyed Click gets. It'll make far more sense than anything the Metric system would do to measure it... 😉

@planetbob6703 2 года назад

7:13 "... people trying to twist your words" Was arguing with someone online... I could have said "I like cats" and she would have twisted it into "He wants to kill dogs!" If you stop replying they’ll think they’ve won, if you don’t stop you’re just wasting time...

@WritingsOfQuill 2 года назад

Let them think they won. People like that are good at being wrong about things

@planetbob6703 2 года назад

@@WritingsOfQuill It's a lose-lose situation

@rubenperezalonso8726 6 месяцев назад

@planetbob6703 Only if you care about losing... Like I do, I care so much. Don't be me.

@lavender3609 2 года назад

Honestly, I feel like you could genuinely make a TV show or podcast about so many of the ideas that Click has talked about here, like the thing with two different kinds of antivaxxers or homophobes going at it, debating over what's true or not, and people would really enjoy it! Hell, I know I would. This and Flattening The Curve. If they actually come to be someday, that'd be so amazing.

@Alexa-if7xl 2 месяца назад

Loved when you literally let st you meet nd.over the guy saying, 'Don't say it's photo shopped, they didn't have it back then.' That made me choke on my fvcking cookie😭😭

@shytendeakatamanoir9740 2 года назад

5:30 You know what? Good point! I put a lot of myself on that Playstation. You can feel my love, my warmth on it! So it'll be 450$ for the personalization.

@Eric-md3mp 2 года назад

I can think of one thing that could maybe lead to a mother needing a DNA test to be sure, a surrogate carried the child

@MarcelaElviraTimis 2 года назад

Or donated eggs

@doomse150 2 года назад

Or just a mixup at the hospital? I heard that while those are rare in most parts of the world, they still happen occasionally

@MarcelaElviraTimis 2 года назад

@@doomse150 this option is in a few other comments

@Eric-md3mp 2 года назад

Those are things I hadn't considered

@melissawickersham9912 4 месяца назад

Or the mom is a chimera.

@helloworld-t3o Год назад

rightists:worry about people "turning their kid gay" me: worrying about a gun threat at my school

@redfoxlightning 2 года назад

0:28 *does hand palm instead of a face palm*

@eclips3784 2 года назад

The imperial system is just way too inconsistent. I've lived in the US my whole life and I still have to look up how many feet are in a mile. The metric system is way easier to understand.

@animevampierangel131 2 года назад

So once at my job we had a customer call us to complain that their child had found a used adult protection product in their food. My coworker asked which location they had gotten the food from and they said a different location. Still not sure if this in fact happen to the customer but was a “prank” by their kid (teen) or was made up to try and get free food.

@LadyLexyStarwatcher 2 года назад

American here, yeah, I don't know imperial units either. I am constantly forking up my cooking because I forget there are 3 teasspoons to a tablespoon and not 2.

@polishane8837 2 года назад

It's a very common thing in chess in the beginner level, I always think "wow, this move will really destroy them" just to have my queen obliterated and me checkmated

@CalebNewbery 2 года назад

25:22 Hard to tell if there's enough room from this angle, but the homeless people could be big spoon to Jesus if they could fit. Idk why that's the first thing I thought when I saw that image XD.

@bobthebox2993 2 года назад

28:00 I just wanna point out that Year/Month/Day makes way more sense for dates, because the time of day is also written from big to small.

@JamesTDG 2 года назад

16:24 I have always hated that analogy, gun control is to reduce the access to dangerous guns like fuckign AR15s, and if you look at how these attacks happen, you can see that granting easy access to that weapon is quite likely as to why it happens. Just do the homework here, pull up school shooters and find the data about registered firearms, I bet you more than 75% of them have registered firearms. Now I wish when I tell that to anti gun control people, they actually realize it. Even though no murders at all is the goal, I'd rather have a bunch of people stabbing each other than shooting each other, because a mass stabbing takes longer to do and is far more easy to shut down (The aggressor has to walk to their target instead of attack from afar).

@animeepstudios9110 2 года назад

And also a stabber would have to go after victims one at a time instead of gunning them down, so if all the other victims band together to ward off the attacker, it would be easier to stop a stabber than a gunner

@JamesTDG 2 года назад

@@animeepstudios9110 exactly!

@animeepstudios9110 2 года назад

@@JamesTDG I say to all the anti gun control people, play a game of valorant and only use the knife. Even with the unrealistic damage, it’s way harder to knife someone up close than just gun them down from a distance.

@osheridan 2 месяца назад

Also it's dehumanising awful people, which is the polar opposite of what we should be doing. There aren't wolves and sheep. We're all sheep.

@Y2KNW 2 года назад

5:56 - And a carpenter made $1.27/h in the 20's. Inflation's a B, yo.

@FluffyBoi_Carolus Год назад

22:30 One reason why we became the dominant species on this planet: Fritz Haber (father of chemical warfare, his dark creation has been revealed; flow over no man’s land, a poisonous nightmare; a deadly mist in on the battle field) and Carl Bosch creating the Haber-Bosch Process, which lead to synthetic ammonia, which is fertilizer, leading to higher surplus of food, which in turn allowed humanity to grow to 8 billion people today.

@sharxbyte Год назад

@9:25 Most people, even most Americans, don't realize that the majority of the 13th amendment, that "abolished" slavery, is 3/4ths about when slavery is still okay. 13th is also a good documentary on Netflix.

@dmcclellan9810 2 года назад

31:42 Idk bro, I've had an alarming amount of gay guys convinced they could "convert me". It's like a religion at this point, lol. If I could be Bi and double my dating pool I hecking would man! Sadly, thats not an option for me. Especially considering that men seem to hit on me more than women do.

@youcantakemehottogo 2 года назад

Man I'm sorry they do that, hopefully it's a select few. We don't recognise people like that as respectable if they'll do something like that, especially when so many of us have to deal with the same bs from homophobes.

@dmcclellan9810 2 года назад

@@youcantakemehottogo understandable. hinestly, people judt need to grow up in general

@youcantakemehottogo 2 года назад

@@dmcclellan9810 very much agreed

@0gammag0 2 года назад

I’ve never understood “thoughts and prayers.” To me, it just sounds like the folks are only saying it so they can sound supportive without actually helping anyone or anything involved. That might just be me though. Good on Goldberg though

@battlesheep2552 2 года назад

99% of the time people don't actually care, they only offer worthless virtue signalling but are unwilling to do as much as put down the bread and circuses for more than 5 minutes. This is why Disney is still making billions despite thanking the administrator of a concentration camp in the credits of Mulan. I guess genocide is okay as long as the perpetrator provides us with cheap plastic shit we don't need.

@alchemysaga3745 2 года назад

That's exactly what it is.

@Rosie_mineraft_cheese 8 месяцев назад

Fun fact! They actually did photoshop painting,they used to scratch at the painting carefully to make women’s waist smaller! So photoshop was a thing back in the dad!

@nickcraggs1145 2 года назад

the whole pride month thing annoys me, not because anything a lot of people will just assume but few of us know it is just a marketing scheme. A lot of businesses (especially in aus) don't give a rats ass about pride, its literally a marketing ploy to show you "hey we "support" this movement you should come shop from us!" when in reality they don't care about anything but you spending your money in their shop.. what i find even worse is that it works. business that promote they support it people shop at more than those who don't change their logos and put up signs.

@nickcraggs1145 2 года назад

by all means, have pride month, week, day, whatever you want but business shouldn't be able to use it as a marketing scheme.

@BeastGuyver 2 года назад

6:15 the argument the pro-gun people are making in this scenario would be for the presence of sheep dogs

@ral-xk7qb 2 года назад

0:15 oh my... :blushes:

@Guywithabadenglish Год назад

💀📸

@smoothbrain_skye Год назад

36:13 "Tit's healthy for you" you're damn right hehe

@unknqwnshepherd1872 2 года назад

31:31 well yeah, the reason we see a trend of more and more people coming out is because society is more accepting if us

@genericusername6204 Год назад

Exactly, me getting 100% of the same rights as straight people is the point where I'm comfortable to be gay publically. Why would I (or anyone) be out if that endanvers them

@NotEmilio Год назад

Yeah but coming to that conclusion would require them to think logical which they aren't good at

@FrozenSolid90 2 года назад

That PlayStation deal... I would've responded to the haggling with "Ok, new offer, 400 Dollars, take it or leave it."

@justalyssa5871 5 месяцев назад

28:24 it’s “5 Tomatoes” for remembering how many feet are in a mile, because “5 tomatoes” sounds kinda like “5 2 8 O”

@cloudysart5340 2 года назад

Me: oh wow, I'm early Also me: crying cause I can't scroll through comments

@mookyladybug 2 года назад

i think the problem got fixed now

@zukostryder Год назад

3:23 but like what is DoorDash going to do besides say the can investigate, I just hope they apologized and said they could help by investigating idk... can DoorDash call the police or something (I'm like asking the question seriously 🤦🏼‍♀️)

@silverflight01 2 года назад

11:07 So baffled, he became a statue

@Jaden-lv7kx 2 года назад

31:15 The one thing I've never understood about this kinda thing, and that's ignoring how outlandish what she's actually saying is, is that it doesn't really matter. So what if everyone's gay or nonconforming in 4 or 5 generations? Demographics change. Its not the end of all things. I've heard the same thing in regards to race once or twice too. And the same applies. It seems to me that when someone talks like this it shows how bigoted they really are. "Oh no! In the future everyone's not going to be a straight white christian republican!!" How horrible, perish the thought.

@Guidingsonar 2 года назад

24:41 I hate to say but it should be more normalized. Not for the same reasons but because it has been found that a child can hold the genes of NOT the mother but more like a sibling of the mother. DNA and genes are weird