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@thenthson
@thenthson 4 года назад
Attacking earth is either a really good idea or the worst one imaginable. There is no in between
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 года назад
this is true
@thenthson
@thenthson 4 года назад
@@NC54 well. We do have water and lifeforms that they may deem useful.
@robertbemis9800
@robertbemis9800 3 года назад
@@NC54 Unless other species can’t handle the void as we could
@guntotingnerd8830
@guntotingnerd8830 3 года назад
It may just be an Inhospitible rock orbiting a star, but It's our rock and by all the gods past and present we will either win or die trying.
@jacobfoss7783
@jacobfoss7783 2 года назад
@@NC54 We're also extremely spiteful. I'm willing to bet that, if there was no hope of victory, humans would nuke the earth until it was sterile of life. Just to give the aliens the finger.
@madmangoodday8415
@madmangoodday8415 3 года назад
Rule.2 Don't attack earth Rule.3 Theres always time for letting humans pet you if you body is similar to a domesticated home world animal
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
Rule 4 : Listen to my videos constantly
@greenrena8503
@greenrena8503 3 года назад
@@AgroSquerril Well, the rules are the rules.
@igkslife
@igkslife 3 года назад
Rule 1?
@madmangoodday8415
@madmangoodday8415 3 года назад
@@igkslife for the love of god don't give humans your tech it only ends badly
@guntotingnerd8830
@guntotingnerd8830 3 года назад
@@igkslife Don't target their young.
@eliandervalderen5849
@eliandervalderen5849 4 года назад
The moral of the first story do not attack of species that made its history fighting itself so much that they needed to come up with rules to prevent themselves from embracing Extinction. Or short do not poke the happy fun humans
@CLPS-yt4zg
@CLPS-yt4zg 4 года назад
I like how no one talked about the 2nd story's human pettings It was actually wholesome, a terrifying species, surrounded an single, defenseless alien And just petted him/her, no care in the world
@Hyper_Drud
@Hyper_Drud 3 года назад
And those were just the children.
@stevenweaver3386
@stevenweaver3386 2 года назад
The first story reminds me of a description of the native tribes at the beginning of European colonizing: "These people are savages! When they are attacked, they fight back!"
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 2 года назад
Story 1: Humans are _definitely_ rabid animals. But if you get them to like you, they're a good weapon to point at someone.
@td6647
@td6647 6 месяцев назад
That was funny, I've never heard it put like that so, touche!😅
@utkuayranc3210
@utkuayranc3210 3 года назад
humanity is like a hive of bees. they are harmless and nice. *unless provoked*
@Fortressofironblood1776
@Fortressofironblood1776 3 года назад
Like hornets with attitude
@juliusmoe-nstar8942
@juliusmoe-nstar8942 2 года назад
From Honey bees to 'Roided Hornets in a min under provocation
@jacobfoss7783
@jacobfoss7783 2 года назад
*Peaceful, helpful, curious and nice
@purpledevilr7463
@purpledevilr7463 4 года назад
Humanity, absolutely unbeatable. Most of the time.
@gr8jason806
@gr8jason806 4 года назад
Most of the time I think you mean ALL THE TIME!!!!
@chipjack2119
@chipjack2119 3 года назад
No, we're beatable but here's the thing, we're unbreakable.
@purpledevilr7463
@purpledevilr7463 3 года назад
@@chipjack2119 in a war for survival being broken and being beaten are the same thing.
@robertbemis9800
@robertbemis9800 3 года назад
You don’t gain protection of the laws of war until you agree to live by them
@ChrissieBear
@ChrissieBear 2 года назад
2nd Story Xenos: "We will take what we need." Humans: "Come and take it then!"
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 3 года назад
On the plus side the next time we are attacked by Outsiders we have humans to fight alongside us.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
yarp
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 2 года назад
Attacking earth is like taking antipsychotics from a mental patient.
@GabrielHellborne
@GabrielHellborne 3 года назад
Now is not the time to find out why we have so many rules...
@TheJMPD
@TheJMPD 9 месяцев назад
Demons run when good men go to war
@julonkrutor4649
@julonkrutor4649 3 года назад
Good man don´t need rules. Today is not the day to find out why we have so many ^^
@toddchidlow8112
@toddchidlow8112 4 месяца назад
11 nice
@ChrissieBear
@ChrissieBear 2 года назад
There's a sequel series to the first story called "We Are Coming For You", you should check it out!
@discusmaximus
@discusmaximus 11 месяцев назад
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
@bvc5320
@bvc5320 Год назад
Story #2 starts at 7:58
@franzputsch254
@franzputsch254 2 года назад
Thanks, Agro, you help brighten my day.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 года назад
glad it helps
@ts25679
@ts25679 3 года назад
We offer peace and our friendship, they spit in our face and attack our home and family, yet we are the savages? We are just as much xenophilic as we are xenophobic and we even gave them the choice as to which flavour they wanted and they're angry at their choice because we didn't just roll over and die but returned their barbarism in kind. I know it's an easy way for an author to ignite our righteous anger, but these guys deserve exterminatus.
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 4 года назад
Great reading
@joem1480
@joem1480 2 года назад
Good men don't need rules. Pray you never find out why I so many. The Doctor
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 2 года назад
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 года назад
For the algorithm
@xgentis
@xgentis 6 месяцев назад
You really improved since then.
@Dragovich115
@Dragovich115 3 года назад
Love your videos :D
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
Glad you like the content
@DeinocheirusWithAGun
@DeinocheirusWithAGun 3 года назад
You need more Subs.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
I checked under the couch , weren't any there. Maybe someone has some spare that I can have :D Thank you for the kind words
@TheMankind02
@TheMankind02 2 года назад
I'm doing my part!
@bignasty4874
@bignasty4874 8 месяцев назад
Why do "educated" insist on insulting the barbarian? The pen might be mightier than the sword, but rock beats fingers.
@fakeAtlas6080
@fakeAtlas6080 2 года назад
cool story!
@herrjggcchvghvtxcdgxghmhgh
@herrjggcchvghvtxcdgxghmhgh 4 года назад
Cool
@brianlips8346
@brianlips8346 Год назад
Thank you for the story.
@jasonbull6560
@jasonbull6560 Год назад
For the ALGORITHM. 👍
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 2 года назад
Story 2, 7:57
@ChaosLierLen
@ChaosLierLen 2 года назад
There is also always time for a comment!
@mreeeee8426
@mreeeee8426 3 года назад
Ah yes caption...
@johnnyrotten3175
@johnnyrotten3175 8 месяцев назад
4 D 🐿️ ❗❗
@unknown62211226
@unknown62211226 3 года назад
The lizards deserved retribution, but humans killed millions of children so humanity is way more in the wrong.
@jacobfoss7783
@jacobfoss7783 2 года назад
But... They. Attacked. Earth. Don't burn a person's home to the ground while they watch if you can't deal with their desire for vengeance.
@unknown62211226
@unknown62211226 2 года назад
@@jacobfoss7783 Yeah, but the humans attacked 23 worlds meant for babies and children. I understand attacking anywhere else, but those places.
@jacobfoss7783
@jacobfoss7783 2 года назад
@@unknown62211226 Attacking children is wrong, especially the unborn, but sometimes drastic measures must be taken to discourage your attacker, along with everyone else, from ever attacking you again. Also, I wonder if earth was a primarily civilian planet.
@TheMankind02
@TheMankind02 2 года назад
They were lucky the humans didn't glass everything and call it a day. We're a very genocidal people, and that's against fellow humans
@VadulTharys
@VadulTharys 2 года назад
@@unknown62211226 You want to know how to defeat unbeatable dragons? Smash their eggs. Same logic.
@VadulTharys
@VadulTharys 2 года назад
F T A
@danielawesome36
@danielawesome36 3 года назад
No offense, but your narration is kinda "emotionless"😅 It's kinda all the same emotion. I mean, I hope you improved since this video😁😁😁
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 года назад
watch more and tell me :D
@danielawesome36
@danielawesome36 3 года назад
@@AgroSquerril quality advertisement😂😂😂
@mhelm7842
@mhelm7842 3 года назад
I kinda get where Daniel Awesome's coming from, but to me it's like a grand storyteller type feel. That said, I think a bit more distinction between who's speaking would help with listening. Often when listening to you I get lost and have to re listen to make sure I understand who said what, since all of them speak with the same "voice". In that way, it sounds more like a rambling grandad than a dialog. All that aside, I love your reading voice and just wanted to day keep up the work. (Also I know that this video is 9 months old at this point, but I still see it in newer vids, so I wanted to offer the suggestion)
@larsb4572
@larsb4572 3 года назад
Hate the lack of texting. When you need to be silent, like putting a baby to sleep that can take half hour or if english isnt your first language, then missing something is easy.. the lack of texting just remove you from the pool of some peoples choice. You have the text already so I'm assuming its due to lazyness.
@62forged
@62forged 7 месяцев назад
Cool
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